t minus 24 hours until the fat man makes all our dreams come true-editionprev >>217857619
>>217860271>$70 CAD is $50 USD
>>217860319Imagine if all Tarzan was given for goonin material was pictures of Chris Chan dressed in women's clothing
>>217860338thats what you get for making your money out of beavertails instead of paper
Be careful guys
>>217860355You posted this yesterday and said that the recall of this Canadian made product was somehow America's fault
>>217860312My thoughts exactly
odds i goon to asiansevens i goon to kweensdubs i goon to trannies
LOL
>>217860363No I didn't and that post was for Canadians only so please don't look at it
>>217860355how the fuck is that a pop lmao?
>>217860355How about Pizza Poop
>>217860366Don't goon to troons on Christmas eve
goodnight
Kids make me sad because they are innocent and one day they will lose that
>>217860383the fates have ordained it
What would you do if you walked in on your dad wearing a bikini and sucking on a dildo
>>217860366time to load up finnsters vids
colonberg is mad at me and forcing me into a board meeting
>>217860410Take a picture and begin laying out my demands
Crazy how some people's last moments are being burned alive. I listened to a 911 call of an old woman in Florida whose cabin caught on fire, she wasn't mobile and was relying on the firefighters to save her. They didn't get to her in time, so she died screaming next to the phone, could hear her vocal cords melting into liquid. An average lifetime, all the Christmases she had lived through, a decent life, ended in pure utter agony, to be listened to by freaks like me
>>217860462I know what audio you're talking about and it's fake
>>217860414Stomachburg is pissed at me for eating pizza, bacon, and Thai food
I’ve put on a whopping 15 pounds.BMI standing at 24.1.Time to go back on a diet after Christmas.
>>217860462The one of that chimpanzee attack is so fucked up with those monkey rage screams in the back lol
back on the filter list
Why are Americans so retarded?
>>217860474I don't think it is, even if the audio is fake, I know the story behind it is real, so most of my post is still relevant
just smoked some weedbased
>>217860489I can't believe I have to look at this image knowing I'll never have sex
>>217860528Do you guys name yours mohammed o algo
>>217860548Yeah it’s torture right
>>217860489i'm recovering from a stomach ulcer. weight dropped so fast i lost ten pounds before i realized what was happening. i caught h.pylori from work (lab hazmat), severe gastritis, recovered, thought i was fine, then ulcer. not fun.
>>217860454What would the demands be
>>217860550Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVB18xbRMI4
>>217860462well humans decided to stop building houses out of stone because WAAAH THE RESALE VALUE THE RESALE VALUEEE.
The folks brought me these back from Mexico. Not great not terrible. 5/10. Taste is nice but it gets all in your teeth.
>>217860576My sister’s husband is this vinyl freak and has a 20k or whatever it cost audio setup at homeAlways puts this record on when we’re over for Christmas at their place(Can’t say it sounds better than it would on mine)
>>217860609Mexicans are known for having shitty candy
Me in the back
Thinking about the cherry coke momberg is saving in the fridge for Christmas
>>217860621so you suck off that nigger?
>>217860618It's a wafer sandwich with a like very soft toffee in the middle but it's made from goats milk
>>217860627I put my coke in her fridge, IYKWIM
>>217860630I tried goat cheese once. It was odd but kinda interesting
SIMPLYHAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLY HAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLYHAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
>>217860639Blueberry goat cheese is where it's at
TEMPORARY SECRETARY
>>217860550we name our after German states and citiesI'm not complaining about the name though, but about the ship designit's retarded and oversized
Bitch niggas
>>217860642Most soulless Christmas song award
>We dont have ships that big in GERMANY
You never actually see the Empire in Star Wars do anything evil aside from blowing up AlderaanEverything else they do is just against a wartime enemyEven where they had their base on Endor they didn't bother the Ewoks
>>217860678It do go hard tho
>>217860681
>>217860681>soldiers occupying every planetFascists
>>217860681>they don't do anything evil besides giga-genocide
How can we solve this problem
>>217860702I'm just saying they threw that in there to show they are evilIt's lazy writing
Ewoks reking storm troopers with rocks and spears was the most retarded thing I've ever seen what was George Lucas thinking?
>>217860709So whatAre you going to complain about Luke kissing his sister too?
>>217860681I wonder if I would still retain a sassy personality if I watched my planet get blown the fuck up because I didn't want to hand over a flash drive.
Imagine the empire started skinning ewoks alive for information
Also the Empire not only tolerates but uses bounty hunters for their own endsNot exactly Imperial law and order is it
I transheart bossk
>>217860680yeah we don'tand this fat ship will get cancelled and run into massive cost overrunsjust build more Arleigh Burke class ships or new hulls of similar sizewhy are you ok with him fucking up your country's naval power for his personal ego?
>>217860746>transheartWhat does this mean
Lol
>>217860708
>>217860756A heart painted in the colors of the trans flag el stupido
everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT IS OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS EVE
>>217860778https://youtu.be/IippcraBPKA?si=h4UBmIARgpkcoYm-
If you've seen Avatar 3, did you like it? I thought the 3D spectacle was great (ofc) but I have mixed feelings on the story.
nick fuentes is fucking cringeimagine getting mogged by destiny of all people
>>217860756it's a /bant/ism
>>217860790I want to see it, is the CGI a step up from avatar 2? Because I saw 2 and thought the cgi was not impressive
>>217860795Imagine caring or following either of these stupid fucking e celebs
>>217860806fucking zoomers, man.
whats the deal with those tiny nipples some women have around their main nipple? Are they for feeding micro babies?
https://youtu.be/pnwB6aCVqRUMerry Christmas my niggas
Sometimes you just gotta make a bacon sandwich with nothing else on it
>>217860815Those bumps are called Montgomery glands. They are a normal part of the body and serve a specific purpose.What they are: * Lubricators: They produce natural oils to keep the nipple skin from cracking or getting dry. * Protection: The oil is antibacterial, helping prevent infections. * Baby "GPS": During breastfeeding, they release a scent that helps newborns find the nipple.Why they get bigger:They often become more visible due to hormonal shifts, such as during pregnancy, puberty, or your menstrual cycle. Stress or physical stimulation can also make them pop out more.A quick "Don't":Never squeeze or pop them. They aren't pimples; squeezing them can cause pain or a nasty infection.Would you like to know more about how to tell if one is actually infected versus just being normal?
>>217860802I'd say so.
Literally how the fuck am I supposed to get my cute shy virgin girlfriend now if I'm literally being followed and swarmed by women I never thought this would happen what the fuck thank you
>>217860806I don't really, but Nick Fuentes is entertaining at least
Leonardo got deported to Brazil
>>217860874https://youtu.be/bqmeI6q0Z3U
>>217860751It's one boat dawg we've got thousands and thousands of them
>>217860319
Alright shower timeWho’s coming with me?
>12:00am: sit at my computer to shitpost>post a few times, blink>3:22am
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71MeDMyr
>>217860924I'll give you a golden shower
>>217860922it's gonna cost billions, and Trump will probably force it through for ego reasonsit's a bad idea for the US, you should focus on more combat effective smaller ships insteadlook at the press conference where he announced the ship, he said he doesn't know why battleships were discontinued and wants them back, the man is literally retarded
>>217860893why are you showing me german nursery songswhat do you think of white /med/ men + white german women?
I voted no, FK is an integral part of /cum/
>>217860923terrible image. Santa would not approve
>>217860999Ok I will tell that to the President
>>217861013For the last time, you are not italian, you are not spanish, you are not portuguese
>>217861015I voted yes because you and him are both retarded
>>217861034Rude ass
>>217861044
>>217861027thanks king
>>217861067You are getting coal for Christmas
>>217860999I don't careI want the japs to create another big titty anime girl like Iowaty pedo trump
>>217861085youre getting a baby brother after I'm done with your mother
Bad news cummers, my hours at Walmart got cut to 0 so I'm gonna be homeless next year and you'll have to find someone else to tell you to kill yourselves. Sorry for letting everybody down.
>>217861105Not cool
ATTENTION CANADIANS:
>>217861094battleships are for tasteless proles desuthe nicest Japanese ship is a reasonably sized frigate too
>>217861029yeah i'm fucking icelandic i'm fucking germanic thank you
>>217861155I forgot the FUCKING picture
Pluribus fucking sucks
>>217861170You are majority med.
>>217861170I have information from reliable sources that you look like this but with a brazil flag shirt
>>217861181BCS soyboys are obsessed with that actress, makes me want to hate their show.
>>2178612065% italian 38% german and dutch
>>217861230The rest?Negro!
Celebrating black excellence
>>>/gif/29994013found a vid from the /cum/ meetup
>>217861373Amazing things are happening in the gay communityI wonder if it takes a lot of training to blast meganuts like that or if it’s just genetic
Im a total loser
Mom wants me to take the garbage out first thing in the morning Crazy how some people just forget they have arms and legs of their own
just murder me already
>>217861863Parents just don't understand
Mint chocolate is so disgusting holy fuck.
>>217861936Wrong
Might play Yume 2kki
>>217861990Let's not forget that pea-brained announcement he made around this time last year
you ever look through old high school classmates' instagrams and feel like dogshit
>>217862105No
>>217861990chuds are so cringe
>>217861863ask if she'll give you a blowie if you do
>>217862161>Elon>chudAll his baby mamas are either fully Jewish or half-Jewish
>>217862105you're supposed to do that with yearbooks you zoomer shitcunt.
holy moly 11 leafs in a rowthat was cool
>>217862178As if the average chud wouldn't want that
>>217862197>/“cum”/>no /u/>no /m/
Reading DC comics
>>217862231Miller Grove does not claim this man
/cum/ WITH /u/ and /m/
how do i make a homemade pussy
>>217862339look in the mirror
>>217862339Presliced bone in ham, skewers, 15min@275
>>217862344sent that freak flying
>>217862339>nut in a pussy>make a daughter>watch her grow up and make a new homemade pussy for another man to enjoy>*hit pipe*
too hungry to fall asleep.
Smoking weed and drinking I'm the park
>>217862602The whole ass park?
I am so fucking ugly
I am insane and hideous and brown and poor and retarded and boring and alone and a piece of shit
Time for some 3 AM heavy weightlifting to John Coltrane at nuclear meltdown volume while absolutely stoned off my cock. Christmas dinner with the famalam tomorrow.
Listening to an audiobook.
>>217862786BASED
Awake at ungodly hours and can't move or I'll wake up famiree
Kirkenuinely losing it
This jit cracks tortas
>and yet people will insist the cartels are the bad guys
What's your Raising Cane's order
Someone buy me a kitty cat
>>217863406that's as thirdie as it gets, trying to influence the kids. that's "worst parts of Africa" tier.
>>217863488You'll shoot your eye out
lol
where in usa is this most common
>>217864224Gary, Indiana
>>217863938Cape Breton mentioned
Do you say "thank you" to the bus driver?
>>217864224Chattanooga
>>217864497If I leave at the front
>>217864497I don’t use pubic transit
>>217864505How about chattanigga
>>217864654How about chattelnigga
>>217864497No because 80% are browns who don’t even say hello back when you enter
>>217863488you don't buy cats. you adopt them
>>217864801Catfordability meowsis! Lol
I am a walking corpse
Papi show me the cuchi what now?!
>>217864971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebokxLEpVv8
>>217865020The definition of goblino!!
I watch a video about some gang beef that got escalated to the point the gang members were specifically seeking out and killing each other's mothers.People act like its an unfortunate tragedy but I actually wish it happened more often. The single mothers are the ones created all these retarded angry gangbangers. Their kids go on to terrorize all of civilized society and yet the parents never are held accountable. Instead we all pay the price of these sheboon shaniquas and their violent offspring. It's honestly divine karma and justice to see them finally end up getting swallowed by the violent whirlwind they nurtured. I hope future gangbangers will continue the trend of killing their "opp's" mothers and fathers.
Do you like this song??https://files.catbox.moe/e8joam.mp4
>>217864497I do this in Chicago sometimes. They normally say>No problem. Have a good day :)
It’s Christmas Eve and no one wants to play with my sussy bussy
>>217865315There could be a dating app called Suspoon that only works on Thanksgiving Christmas New Years Eve and Valentines Day
>>217865354>HOT HORNY MEN IN YOUR AREA!
White excellence
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Have stores always opened early on Christmas eve? Am I retarded?
>>217865743Yes and yes
>>217865743Have you ever peed on the floor then stomped in the fibers
>>217865984One time ALLEGEDLY
DK Metcalf did nothing wrong
It's the night before Christmas and all I'm doing is fantasizing about sucking dick
>>217866113im a hopeless shitskin
>>217864801You adopt children, you buy animals
I don't know if its me, but I feel customers at work say "merry christmas" in almost a passive aggressive way. Like the types who think christianity is under attack
>>217866273Its you
gotta work 11 hours today
Marshall McPooin
It’s 8 30 and my nigger family isn’t awake yet
Making a conscious effort to stop overhydrating has drastically improved my sleep quality.
Making a couscous effort to stop overcarbohydrating
>>217866409>couscousI know thee who thou art, nafri
>>217866435There’s nothing wrong with couscous
This is what the entire "culture" of the board / website has come down to?There's not eve any genuine discussion to be had.It's just constant flamewars, ragebating and insults hurled around to try and somehow prove who is the "better" person when in reality nothing changes regardless of who "wins" a petty online argument and the said person will just go back to being miserable and sad and not actually doing or achieving anything of note.This whole place literally just turned into the virtual version of Sodom and Gomorrah where the mentally ill and sick people are free to just engaged with degeneracy for as long as they please, and are even encouraged to do so then go out of their way to shit on others who don't act like them yet, and whatever few people are left that are actually still normal in the head keep on getting ostracized and pressured to act more and more like the degenerates until they either assimilate or just leave.This place is already on life support and just keeps on getting worse and worse with each passing year. There's nothing but rot in here that grows worse and worse.
>>217865441black women so ugly
>>217866608Venus is a queen
Damn
Polar Express is the worst Christmas movie
What's going on my bastards it's Christmas Eve in this bitch!
>>217866802ZUTTED
AI knows too much
Watching a deer livestream while sipping coffee https://youtu.be/XwLug9jR7lA
>>217862790Whoa I just read that
>have you ever SEEN A CANE?!
Anastasia is the best christmas movie
hello
>Christmas eve alreadytime really flies
>>217867737Anti Russian propaganda
>>217867829Genuinely feels like the year just started
