t minus 24 hours until the fat man makes all our dreams come true-editionprev >>217857619
>>217860271>$70 CAD is $50 USD
>>217860319Imagine if all Tarzan was given for goonin material was pictures of Chris Chan dressed in women's clothing
>>217860338thats what you get for making your money out of beavertails instead of paper
Be careful guys
>>217860355You posted this yesterday and said that the recall of this Canadian made product was somehow America's fault
>>217860312My thoughts exactly
odds i goon to asiansevens i goon to kweensdubs i goon to trannies
LOL
>>217860363No I didn't and that post was for Canadians only so please don't look at it
>>217860355how the fuck is that a pop lmao?
>>217860355How about Pizza Poop
>>217860366Don't goon to troons on Christmas eve
goodnight
Kids make me sad because they are innocent and one day they will lose that
>>217860383the fates have ordained it
What would you do if you walked in on your dad wearing a bikini and sucking on a dildo
>>217860366time to load up finnsters vids
colonberg is mad at me and forcing me into a board meeting
>>217860410Take a picture and begin laying out my demands
Crazy how some people's last moments are being burned alive. I listened to a 911 call of an old woman in Florida whose cabin caught on fire, she wasn't mobile and was relying on the firefighters to save her. They didn't get to her in time, so she died screaming next to the phone, could hear her vocal cords melting into liquid. An average lifetime, all the Christmases she had lived through, a decent life, ended in pure utter agony, to be listened to by freaks like me
>>217860462I know what audio you're talking about and it's fake
>>217860414Stomachburg is pissed at me for eating pizza, bacon, and Thai food
I’ve put on a whopping 15 pounds.BMI standing at 24.1.Time to go back on a diet after Christmas.
>>217860462The one of that chimpanzee attack is so fucked up with those monkey rage screams in the back lol
back on the filter list
Why are Americans so retarded?
>>217860474I don't think it is, even if the audio is fake, I know the story behind it is real, so most of my post is still relevant
just smoked some weedbased
>>217860489I can't believe I have to look at this image knowing I'll never have sex
>>217860528Do you guys name yours mohammed o algo
>>217860548Yeah it’s torture right
>>217860489i'm recovering from a stomach ulcer. weight dropped so fast i lost ten pounds before i realized what was happening. i caught h.pylori from work (lab hazmat), severe gastritis, recovered, thought i was fine, then ulcer. not fun.
>>217860454What would the demands be
>>217860550Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVB18xbRMI4
>>217860462well humans decided to stop building houses out of stone because WAAAH THE RESALE VALUE THE RESALE VALUEEE.
The folks brought me these back from Mexico. Not great not terrible. 5/10. Taste is nice but it gets all in your teeth.
>>217860576My sister’s husband is this vinyl freak and has a 20k or whatever it cost audio setup at homeAlways puts this record on when we’re over for Christmas at their place(Can’t say it sounds better than it would on mine)
>>217860609Mexicans are known for having shitty candy
Me in the back
Thinking about the cherry coke momberg is saving in the fridge for Christmas
>>217860621so you suck off that nigger?
>>217860618It's a wafer sandwich with a like very soft toffee in the middle but it's made from goats milk
>>217860627I put my coke in her fridge, IYKWIM
>>217860630I tried goat cheese once. It was odd but kinda interesting
SIMPLYHAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLY HAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLYHAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
>>217860639Blueberry goat cheese is where it's at
TEMPORARY SECRETARY
>>217860550we name our after German states and citiesI'm not complaining about the name though, but about the ship designit's retarded and oversized
Bitch niggas
>>217860642Most soulless Christmas song award
>We dont have ships that big in GERMANY
You never actually see the Empire in Star Wars do anything evil aside from blowing up AlderaanEverything else they do is just against a wartime enemyEven where they had their base on Endor they didn't bother the Ewoks
>>217860678It do go hard tho
>>217860681
>>217860681>soldiers occupying every planetFascists
>>217860681>they don't do anything evil besides giga-genocide
How can we solve this problem
>>217860702I'm just saying they threw that in there to show they are evilIt's lazy writing
Ewoks reking storm troopers with rocks and spears was the most retarded thing I've ever seen what was George Lucas thinking?
>>217860709So whatAre you going to complain about Luke kissing his sister too?
>>217860681I wonder if I would still retain a sassy personality if I watched my planet get blown the fuck up because I didn't want to hand over a flash drive.
Imagine the empire started skinning ewoks alive for information
Also the Empire not only tolerates but uses bounty hunters for their own endsNot exactly Imperial law and order is it
I transheart bossk
>>217860680yeah we don'tand this fat ship will get cancelled and run into massive cost overrunsjust build more Arleigh Burke class ships or new hulls of similar sizewhy are you ok with him fucking up your country's naval power for his personal ego?
>>217860746>transheartWhat does this mean
Lol
>>217860708
>>217860756A heart painted in the colors of the trans flag el stupido
everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT IS OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS EVE
>>217860778https://youtu.be/IippcraBPKA?si=h4UBmIARgpkcoYm-
If you've seen Avatar 3, did you like it? I thought the 3D spectacle was great (ofc) but I have mixed feelings on the story.
nick fuentes is fucking cringeimagine getting mogged by destiny of all people
>>217860756it's a /bant/ism
>>217860790I want to see it, is the CGI a step up from avatar 2? Because I saw 2 and thought the cgi was not impressive
>>217860795Imagine caring or following either of these stupid fucking e celebs
>>217860806fucking zoomers, man.
whats the deal with those tiny nipples some women have around their main nipple? Are they for feeding micro babies?
https://youtu.be/pnwB6aCVqRUMerry Christmas my niggas
Sometimes you just gotta make a bacon sandwich with nothing else on it
>>217860815Those bumps are called Montgomery glands. They are a normal part of the body and serve a specific purpose.What they are: * Lubricators: They produce natural oils to keep the nipple skin from cracking or getting dry. * Protection: The oil is antibacterial, helping prevent infections. * Baby "GPS": During breastfeeding, they release a scent that helps newborns find the nipple.Why they get bigger:They often become more visible due to hormonal shifts, such as during pregnancy, puberty, or your menstrual cycle. Stress or physical stimulation can also make them pop out more.A quick "Don't":Never squeeze or pop them. They aren't pimples; squeezing them can cause pain or a nasty infection.Would you like to know more about how to tell if one is actually infected versus just being normal?
>>217860802I'd say so.
Literally how the fuck am I supposed to get my cute shy virgin girlfriend now if I'm literally being followed and swarmed by women I never thought this would happen what the fuck thank you
>>217860806I don't really, but Nick Fuentes is entertaining at least
Leonardo got deported to Brazil
>>217860874https://youtu.be/bqmeI6q0Z3U
>>217860751It's one boat dawg we've got thousands and thousands of them
>>217860319
Alright shower timeWho’s coming with me?
>12:00am: sit at my computer to shitpost>post a few times, blink>3:22am
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71MeDMyr
>>217860924I'll give you a golden shower
>>217860922it's gonna cost billions, and Trump will probably force it through for ego reasonsit's a bad idea for the US, you should focus on more combat effective smaller ships insteadlook at the press conference where he announced the ship, he said he doesn't know why battleships were discontinued and wants them back, the man is literally retarded
>>217860893why are you showing me german nursery songswhat do you think of white /med/ men + white german women?
I voted no, FK is an integral part of /cum/
>>217860923terrible image. Santa would not approve
>>217860999Ok I will tell that to the President
>>217861013For the last time, you are not italian, you are not spanish, you are not portuguese
>>217861015I voted yes because you and him are both retarded
>>217861034Rude ass
>>217861044
>>217861027thanks king
>>217861067You are getting coal for Christmas
>>217860999I don't careI want the japs to create another big titty anime girl like Iowaty pedo trump
>>217861085youre getting a baby brother after I'm done with your mother
Bad news cummers, my hours at Walmart got cut to 0 so I'm gonna be homeless next year and you'll have to find someone else to tell you to kill yourselves. Sorry for letting everybody down.
>>217861105Not cool
ATTENTION CANADIANS:
>>217861094battleships are for tasteless proles desuthe nicest Japanese ship is a reasonably sized frigate too
>>217861029yeah i'm fucking icelandic i'm fucking germanic thank you
>>217861155I forgot the FUCKING picture
Pluribus fucking sucks
>>217861170You are majority med.
>>217861170I have information from reliable sources that you look like this but with a brazil flag shirt
>>217861181BCS soyboys are obsessed with that actress, makes me want to hate their show.
>>2178612065% italian 38% german and dutch
>>217861230The rest?Negro!
Celebrating black excellence
>>>/gif/29994013found a vid from the /cum/ meetup
>>217861373Amazing things are happening in the gay communityI wonder if it takes a lot of training to blast meganuts like that or if it’s just genetic
Im a total loser
Mom wants me to take the garbage out first thing in the morning Crazy how some people just forget they have arms and legs of their own
just murder me already
>>217861863Parents just don't understand
Mint chocolate is so disgusting holy fuck.
>>217861936Wrong
Might play Yume 2kki
>>217861990Let's not forget that pea-brained announcement he made around this time last year
you ever look through old high school classmates' instagrams and feel like dogshit
>>217862105No
>>217861990chuds are so cringe
>>217861863ask if she'll give you a blowie if you do
>>217862161>Elon>chudAll his baby mamas are either fully Jewish or half-Jewish
>>217862105you're supposed to do that with yearbooks you zoomer shitcunt.
holy moly 11 leafs in a rowthat was cool
>>217862178As if the average chud wouldn't want that
>>217862197>/“cum”/>no /u/>no /m/
Reading DC comics
>>217862231Miller Grove does not claim this man
/cum/ WITH /u/ and /m/
how do i make a homemade pussy
>>217862339look in the mirror
>>217862339Presliced bone in ham, skewers, 15min@275
>>217862344sent that freak flying
>>217862339>nut in a pussy>make a daughter>watch her grow up and make a new homemade pussy for another man to enjoy>*hit pipe*
too hungry to fall asleep.
Smoking weed and drinking I'm the park
>>217862602The whole ass park?
I am so fucking ugly
I am insane and hideous and brown and poor and retarded and boring and alone and a piece of shit
Time for some 3 AM heavy weightlifting to John Coltrane at nuclear meltdown volume while absolutely stoned off my cock. Christmas dinner with the famalam tomorrow.
Listening to an audiobook.
>>217862786BASED
Awake at ungodly hours and can't move or I'll wake up famiree
Kirkenuinely losing it
This jit cracks tortas
>and yet people will insist the cartels are the bad guys
What's your Raising Cane's order
Someone buy me a kitty cat
>>217863406that's as thirdie as it gets, trying to influence the kids. that's "worst parts of Africa" tier.
>>217863488You'll shoot your eye out
lol
where in usa is this most common
>>217864224Gary, Indiana
>>217863938Cape Breton mentioned
Do you say "thank you" to the bus driver?
>>217864224Chattanooga
>>217864497If I leave at the front
>>217864497I don’t use pubic transit
>>217864505How about chattanigga
>>217864654How about chattelnigga
>>217864497No because 80% are browns who don’t even say hello back when you enter
>>217863488you don't buy cats. you adopt them
>>217864801Catfordability meowsis! Lol
I am a walking corpse
Papi show me the cuchi what now?!
>>217864971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebokxLEpVv8
>>217865020The definition of goblino!!
I watch a video about some gang beef that got escalated to the point the gang members were specifically seeking out and killing each other's mothers.People act like its an unfortunate tragedy but I actually wish it happened more often. The single mothers are the ones created all these retarded angry gangbangers. Their kids go on to terrorize all of civilized society and yet the parents never are held accountable. Instead we all pay the price of these sheboon shaniquas and their violent offspring. It's honestly divine karma and justice to see them finally end up getting swallowed by the violent whirlwind they nurtured. I hope future gangbangers will continue the trend of killing their "opp's" mothers and fathers.
Do you like this song??https://files.catbox.moe/e8joam.mp4
>>217864497I do this in Chicago sometimes. They normally say>No problem. Have a good day :)
It’s Christmas Eve and no one wants to play with my sussy bussy
>>217865315There could be a dating app called Suspoon that only works on Thanksgiving Christmas New Years Eve and Valentines Day
>>217865354>HOT HORNY MEN IN YOUR AREA!
White excellence
.
Have stores always opened early on Christmas eve? Am I retarded?
>>217865743Yes and yes
>>217865743Have you ever peed on the floor then stomped in the fibers
>>217865984One time ALLEGEDLY
DK Metcalf did nothing wrong
It's the night before Christmas and all I'm doing is fantasizing about sucking dick
>>217866113im a hopeless shitskin
>>217864801You adopt children, you buy animals
I don't know if its me, but I feel customers at work say "merry christmas" in almost a passive aggressive way. Like the types who think christianity is under attack
>>217866273Its you
gotta work 11 hours today
Marshall McPooin
It’s 8 30 and my nigger family isn’t awake yet
Making a conscious effort to stop overhydrating has drastically improved my sleep quality.
Making a couscous effort to stop overcarbohydrating
>>217866409>couscousI know thee who thou art, nafri
>>217866435There’s nothing wrong with couscous
This is what the entire "culture" of the board / website has come down to?There's not eve any genuine discussion to be had.It's just constant flamewars, ragebating and insults hurled around to try and somehow prove who is the "better" person when in reality nothing changes regardless of who "wins" a petty online argument and the said person will just go back to being miserable and sad and not actually doing or achieving anything of note.This whole place literally just turned into the virtual version of Sodom and Gomorrah where the mentally ill and sick people are free to just engaged with degeneracy for as long as they please, and are even encouraged to do so then go out of their way to shit on others who don't act like them yet, and whatever few people are left that are actually still normal in the head keep on getting ostracized and pressured to act more and more like the degenerates until they either assimilate or just leave.This place is already on life support and just keeps on getting worse and worse with each passing year. There's nothing but rot in here that grows worse and worse.
>>217865441black women so ugly
>>217866608Venus is a queen
Damn
Polar Express is the worst Christmas movie
What's going on my bastards it's Christmas Eve in this bitch!
>>217866802ZUTTED
AI knows too much
Watching a deer livestream while sipping coffee https://youtu.be/XwLug9jR7lA
>>217862790Whoa I just read that
>have you ever SEEN A CANE?!
Anastasia is the best christmas movie
hello
>Christmas eve alreadytime really flies
>>217867737Anti Russian propaganda
>>217867829Genuinely feels like the year just started
I just like the soundtrack. I don't get why everyone calls it pro/anti Russian propaganda depending on their mood.
im not looking forward to the new year
>>2178679932026 will be your year
>>217868076yes because it's year when i finally end my miserable existence
Is this true?https://youtu.be/ddi_HDDyfIQ?si=byMSRI7IJYN-BcKN
>>217868101save us all some time and go do it now instead of doing the "I... I'm gonna do it this time for real... guys? Please someone I said I'm gonna do it for real (you) me please!!!!" routine that you faggots do
Played some Dark and Darker and it sucks so idk what game to play now
>>217868134shan't be watching but it was a good show when I was a kid, he should have fucked frankie
>>217867993I’m looking forward to you naked
>>217868101
>>217860404Yeah iktf
>>217860609>Goat milkEw wtf
>>217868149
watching the nut cracker with momberg in a few hours
>>217868330is your mom going to crack your nuts?
Whenever i wake up I'm always dehydrated no matter how much water I drunk during the night, my piss is yellow My kidneys must be fucked
>>217868360stop drinking alcohol
>>217868381I didn't drink any alcohol
>>217868340while I watch, yes
>>217868439HOT giwtwm
We must return to the 90s
>>217868360>>217868433>Electrolyte imbalanceDrinking a lot of plain water without enough sodium/potassium can lead to poor water absorption. The body may just pass the water through, leaving urine consistently yellow and dehydration symptoms.>High salt or protein intakeSalty foods or high protein can increase water needs. If intake isn’t adjusted, dehydration can persist despite drinking often.>Mouth breathing or snoring during sleepBreathing through the mouth overnight (often from nasal congestion or sleep apnea) causes significant fluid loss, leading to morning dehydration.>Poor sleep quality or sleep apneaSleep apnea increases fluid loss and stress hormones, which can worsen dehydration and cause concentrated urine.>Excessive sweating at nightA warm room, heavy bedding, or night sweats (from stress, hormones, or medical issues) can lead to fluid loss while sleeping.>Caffeine or stimulant use earlier in the dayEven if not right before bed, caffeine can have lingering mild diuretic effects and disrupt fluid balance.>Undiagnosed medical conditionsConditions like diabetes (especially early type 2), diabetes insipidus, kidney issues, or hormonal imbalances can cause persistent dehydration and yellow urine.>Medications or supplementsSome meds (antihistamines, stimulants, antidepressants) and supplements (vitamin B complex makes urine yellow) can contribute.
i wish i slipped on pee pee at the costco and got a $53,000 settlement
Any uncs in chat think the 90s smelled different?
I like to see homos naked
out of food and don't feel like shopping todayappears I will have to order a 'za for today and tomorrow
>>217868714Who doesn't?
>>217868714
>>217868740>.gif>not gif'dfor what raisin
Me explaining some shit to my boy who doesn't care
>>217868740Homo means humanWhat are you? Some kind of beastiality fetishist?
>>217868714I like seeing my bf in cute clothes or naked
>>217868780no, homo means homosexual. leaf is gay
>>217868777No one has ever tried to get a fan base that hates him more than the guy on the left
>>217868811Homo means human you faggot
Realized I haven't submitted paperwork for contract work I did earlier in the year so they haven't paid me. Might submit it now. Maybe if they refuse to pay I can threaten to sue
Didn’t ask for any gifts this year, just for mom berg to continue making me a loot-stocking
Dadberg said he would get me a GPU
>>217868888which model
>>217868853No. Cope and Seethe.
>>217868968Yes, you Greek loving homosexualHomo means human to us Latin MEN
Remember everybody ALL cultures are good
>>217868982You are wrong. Shrimple as that!
>>217868888He's getting you a Gay Penis Unit
Merry Christmas my dearest Cumniggers. <3Stay warm and cozy and have very merry happy jolly day with your loved ones!!
the mailcarrier was wearing a santa hat today that mf is JOLLY
>>217869028You’re sexually interested in ANIMALS of the same sex as you because you’re a GAY BEASTLOVER
>>217869081No!
Wait, Canadians celebrate Christmas on the same day as us? Not fair, why do they get Christmas AND Canadian Christmas?!
>>217869096The unredacted Epstein list says otherwise
f my n word life
>>217869154The unredacted files say you are sexually interested in male bums
Merry Christmas to everyone except THAT FUCKING FAGGOT THAT BROKE THE TONE RING ON MY GMC AND CHARGED ME FOR SPARK PLUGS HE DIDN'T FUCKIN PUT IN!!
>>217869165I know you are, but what am I?
Canadians do be like that
>>217869176You are but I am not because I am asexual.
>>217869193You’re asexual predator
>>217869210
Disgusting faggots
>>217869223Atrocious art styleReddit comic, kys
I know a lot of online homophobes and they all turned out to be gay except 1 guy
A very un-Merry Christmas to janny the disgusting tranny
At this point, the main appeal of Christmas is all of the comfy Christmas pictures that get posted on the 'chon.
>>217869279What? Oh no!
Happy Wednesday all
Hating faggots was normal until ten years ago. It was good when they used to get burned at the stake imo.
women who proudly show off their pregnancy bump are so weird. like imagine being proud that you were creampied for days and now you have this creature growing inside you
>>217869278True, same goes for insect-phobia if you find insects gross u actually want to fuck them
>>217869349Good jeet post
>>217869349Cringe
>>217869363Some women aren't your mother
>>217869278I’m not a homophobe I just hate tr00ns
>>217869391and?
>>217869395that is exactly what /cum/ camp would look like
>>217869278The biggest home of phobes are leafs. Really makes you think
>>217869362They invade every online space like locusts
>>217869374I’m not theory crafting, I am telling you an annecdote
>>217869421
the seas are battlefields
>>217869488me on the rightyou on the left
Currently outside tryna get a tan
>>217869453Go die of aids fudge packer
>>217869513Sniff
Grim thread
>>217869518you are gay, take your prep
I always see ads for eczema and prep
why are gays all liars?
>>217869580I like the eczema ones because the side effects are much worse than the condition itself
I'm a party robot!
>>217869717why isnt apu watching hallmark?
Listen up niggers
they already put up valentines day stuff at the local ‘rama
>>217869805Take down all the mirrors in my house I hate my nose, eyes and my mouth
>>217869362Maybe in rural areas, and that was like 20 years ago. Even when it was illegal people weren't generally being prosecuted for having sex with adults in private. It was an open secret.
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING MAKE NEW THREADS ON READ CHAN
> The end game has always been awful in Civilization, and this is something that I have always struggled with. The problem is that the number of decisions and actions to need to make expands, but the meaningfulness of each action diminishes. In the early game, deciding to settle on a river or hill is a big decision, and when you have 3-4 units the exact positioning matters hugely, when you get into the late game you're swimming in units so each individual action takes the same amount of effort but you don't get nearly the same amount of reward because each unit has been devalued by the sheer number of units.bro is spitting straight facts
>>217869821Go watch old shows even from 2000s it was normal to make fun of fagsAlso most politicians left or right were against gay marriage
>>217869821People still hate faggots in the south, that’s why so many niggers fuck each other on the down low then give their beard AIDS and syphilis
>>217869917Georgia and Texas are gay AF lmfao
Fruity bucks
>>217869868Similar to the real world. The modern world is fake and gay and boring
