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>heritage american

>>217863795
not a word

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did you ever consider that maybe others have it worse than you at this time of year rorke you fucking chud bastard

Right lads, how about we have a comfy Christmas thread where we're nice to each other?

>>217863795
ah yes AI slop

Don't get paid enough.

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>>217863823
They did it to themselves

>>217863828
me as a ref for the scrabble championships

>>217863838
youre an indian arent you
bloody bloody benchod bastaaaard

off in to town to meet the gf so she can finish her shopping then we’re coming back to mine for a Chinese xx

>>217863734
don't think it works well with vpns

Spending Christmas Eve browsing BBC News for articles to Rorkepost about

>>217863834
ktim

just chanaged the bed for the first time in 3 months

>>217863795
>OP picture about race and ethnicity
Why is /brit/ absolutely obsessed with race and ethnicity

>>217863891
Money well spent

right

Got to do all the bloody wrapping now haven't I aaaaarrrghhh

>>217863900
Why aren't you British?

>>217863910
not bothering wrapping this year just putting shit in gift bags

>>217863915
Why do you think I'm not British

>watching a Christmas film
>They randomly bring up fish odour syndrome
Wtf? I thought mark just made that up

a lot of wogs and pakis in here seething this christmas eve haha

>>217863934
you are terminally online

>>217863923
i've just used parcel bags

>>217863934
In your mind he is your friend. Weird little cunt you are.

>>217863976
ktim

>>217863933
You know why

Finish this sentence. The Spirit of Christmas is

I have now driven home for Christmas x

might have a johnathon smith

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>>217864002

putting together some material for /brit/ : the game lads, here's a brief plot overview

>you're a 35yo NEET KHHV living in his mummy and daddy's bedroom, one day on the run up to christmas you go to the supermarket to pick up another 3l bottle of frostyjacks, only to run in to your old friend, john, the one kid in school you used to talk to. He's now successful with a career and wife, too embarassed to admit your situation, you lie and say you are too, and you promise to do christmas with your partners together next year.

>You must now get your act together in 1 year before the big day, enlist the help of various adventurers to help you get your act together, such as thailad, moni, or mousenonce. Do you have what it takes to fulfil your promise to John?

Thinking of it being like a WRPG, where choices impact the story, e.g. you can join the leftypol or rorke factions etc. Thoughts?

>>217864002
Pooing after eating Brussel sprouts

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in the car

can't wait for santa to deposit his load down my chimney

>>217864000
Because you're a bitter shut-in who hates brown people and you decide to regard anybody who disagrees with you as non-British and brown?

Not reading all that

>>217864075
Not him but you genuinely do come across as a mentally ill brown.

>>217864046
get the willard posted

>>217864075
post your hand

sir pub destroyer

>>217864044
sounds a bit like stardew valley

>>217864086
I guess my description doesn't only apply to him

>>217864123
Why on Earth would I do that

i need to touch women

>>217864140
a lot of you freaks crawl out of the woodwork this time of year. Enjoy spending the whole day crying about white people and christmas haha

Rasheed's here lads, just act natural while he sniffs around, he'll get bored and leave eventually

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>You know why

Hello Australia (with rizz)

>>217864044
problem with this is the NEET would simply do nothing for the entire year and then ghost him when the time comes
the stakes need to be higher

Bought a house a few months ago. Very spartan to begin with as a lifetime of renting meant I had few possessions. But now everywhere I look there's clutter and the spare bedroom is an obstacle course. How the fuck did this happen

raping my own arse with my cock

at toil, not toiling

Buying a flat next month

>>217864294
ohlala zone 1 apartment is it

Just started talking to myself out loud forgetting that there's people in the house that can hear me. Not used to this lads x

buying a flat above a rustler group university

>>217864294
good stuff lad plan to buy my second one next year me

Peep Show Christmas Special. Funny.

>>217864338
YOU FUCKED IT JEREMY

looking at house prices makes me want to top myself, would be a lot easier with a loving gf

>>217863936
My Muslim family has been psyop’d into putting up a Christmas tree and having a roast turkey dinner every year lol

>>217864179
I would guess the majority of Brits aren't racist. So if anybody is a freak here then it's you. Your position is a minority position.

>>217864364
did it as a single man personally don't want to be tied down

>>217864026
Sir Adolf Catler

>>217864046
Horseberg status?

The Christmas eve haul

Tesco finest smokehouse streaky bacon
M&S pork crackling straws
Port Salut cheese with sourdough crackers
Fentimans curiosity cola
8x Guinness nitrosurge
M&S turkey feast toasties
Tesco finest pork & Calabrian hot pepper sausages
M&S brie and cranberry tartlets
Tesco finest Nduja bites with Parmigianino reggiano dip
M&S handmade prawn roasts
M&S Caledonian gold smoked salmon
Tesco finest roasted Wiltshire cured ham joint
2x ready salted pringles
1x salt and vinegar pringles
2x BBQ pringles
Jelly tots squidgers
Galaxy minstrels
Sour patch kids strawberry
3x strawberry laces
3x fizzy cola laces
Percy pigs - reversy Percy
Percy pigs - merry percymas
Squashes sour shooting stars
Maltesers (large box)
4x Fritt chewy sticks
2x Tesco finest all butter cheese straws

WFH from my mum's and she interrupts me every five fucking minutes it's worse than having a toddler christ alive

>>217864455
Dice double dubs, but seems like a lot for one person

>>217864457
In the same situation and it's always the smug "are you busy?"

>>217864455
get it scranned

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3dUDE8OkTU

Why is it against the rule to call dubs?

my instagram reels is all nick fuentes he funny

>>217864457
She misses you and is trying to make the most of the time she has with you. Spend more time with her through the year, you'll regret not doing it when she's gone. Trust me.

Any of you lads been poo screaming to anything this Christmas yet? Or do you save the poo screaming behaviour for when family isn't around?

>>217864390
the browns always project their insecurities and fear on to others. nobody said anything about majorities and the population as a whole. You mentioned this because, as with every brownoid, you are psychologically burdened with the reality that at any time the majority could turn on you. You are an outsider and soon you and your family could be arrested, imprisoned and killed haha

>>217864498
Currently scranning the ham, cheese and sausages

>beady anglo eyes mutt talking about who is white
>Swedes are swarthy
lol
lmao

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hey

>>217864527
mine's been all leftypol rubbish but reckon it's because I've been talking to a leftypol girl

meal deal down the hatch

>>217864527
Ah a fellow homisexual I see

>>217864527
He's a smarmy gay runt

haven’t had an instagram in yonks

feeling extra based today, might regret it later, but it feels so good

>>217864542
get off botnet you fucking paedo

>>217864553
women would rather go out this pig than me

right time to go downstairs can't be stuck in my room all day again

>>217864690
bye!

>>217864605
Saar please do the needful sar

beeped some guy who was taking ages to turn onto a main road then he got scared and went when he shouldn’t and almost killed himself lol

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(Rorke is typing...)

>>217864716
Shouldn't do that, wrong use of your horn

>>217864716
Evil cunt

been nearly an hour and that cock is still up

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>>217864700

>>217864716
impatience is a sign of low IQ

>>217864732
idgi

>>217864528
Trite platitudes
Not everyone has decent parents

>>217864772
that's some erection

>>217864772
me when I'm gooning

>>217864788
I wasn't speaking to everyone, just that one lad with the hovering mum.

>you should spend more time with your mother who ruined your life
Ah yes

>>217864808
being told to do the dishes doesn't count as trauma leftypol mate

>local paper's facebook page posts a livestream to the norad santa tracker
>comments are full of literal primary school kids arguing over whether santa's real
fucking grim

>>217864750
Not arsed lid
>>217864767
Why because I can drive and another grown man can’t? He wasn’t an old man or a kid

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Wow

>>217864732
:3

This sums up my life: the whole world is poo, an I am the toilet

monopoly rape edition

>want to go on a Christmas eve walk on my own
>entire family decides they're joining

>>217864927
ebenizer scrooge ahh nigga

>>217861993
a bit groggy but I think I've had 3 visitors so far gonnA have a drink of water than fall back down and wait for more

mad how we are approximately 2cm taller when we wake up then when we're about to go to bed

>>217864832
Enjoy keeping an eye on primary school children online do you?

>>217864019
get the aroma pondered

>>217864044
kill jester

>>217864832
I need to read this LOL

homer of a lonely bart
apu of the kwik e mart

corr

>>217864974
Just the naughty ones ;)

>>217864832
why do you care about this
>I-I don'-
clearly do so why

>>217864835
This guy lives in Muswell Hill. I saw him last winter, he had a rucksack on and was walking at a fast speed. He looked as fit as a fiddle.

Spent yesterday trying to convince an ai that the American revolution was a bad thing for white people and a mistake for white people

>>217865015
dont know what this means

Rorke scranning a gulab jamun

another christmas goes by with my bwc remaining unsuckled

OOOOOOOOO DID THE LAD JUST GET CALLED A PAEDO FOR SOME MUNDANE STORY DID HE

>>217864975
Honestly there's no real aroma around girls except for the smell of cosmetics.

>>217865057
fuck off it was a good post more interesting than your fucking post anyway

OOOOOOOOOO IS THIS THE WAY WE'RE POSTING NOW IS IT ARE WE SAYING OOOOOOOOOO NOW ARE WE

>>217865119
not very christmassy that

>>217865080
An honest AI would have agreed with you from the start
Unfortunately, all we have are woke AIs

2026 will be the year I fart a poo

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Merry Christmas from China

rorke saying Merry Christmas
leftypol saying Happy Holliday's y'all

Is the Umbunny here?

How am I supposed to explain to my kids that Santa and his elves manufactured a new iPhone for them? Do I just tell them Santa invented Apple or what

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Silence British flags, an Australian is shitposting

>>217865142
Timmy eating this for Christmas

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>>217864716
You're doing good work, almost had him. Would have been a great Christmas

>>217865137
did this the other week

I say happy Christmas
What am I then

>>217865142
Timmy's wife cooked for Christmas

any real nigga man in

>>217865131
gimmique of the year sorted

>>217865153
roke u aint got no kids bruvva

>>217864716
How did he almost kill himself turning a road?

>>217865153
ever... you know.....

tk

doing a christmas poo in my christmas shoes

Is it true that trump raped a 14 year old and also murdered a baby?

s

>>217865103
teenage girls definitely possess a unique aroma

white pypo thinking having three kids is loads
meanwhile africans popping out an average of nine kids

>>217865222
No, leftypol ffs. We've been over this

>>217865228
MOOOOOOODS

>>217865228
I've been around loads and they don't

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santa deniers SHOCKED

Your mission, rorke, if you choose to accept it...

any pooman in?

AI generated images of school girl feet

>>217864136
Was thinking more oblivion vibes, gonna need a lot of funding

>>217864264
I'm all for workshopping, what did you have in mind anon?

>>217864992
I don't understand

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>>217863795

fucking hell i dont want to do a 3 hour drive today

>>217865293
Why do you keep posting this?

those girls knew what they were going to the island for

As a human being, what else is there to do but to have children?
If I'd had a gf/wife from my teens and she was open to it then I'd have a kid annually until she was too old to have any more

>>217865310
whos forcing you to

>>217865332
my stupid family

Screaming knowing that heatherpaedo and ziedy will be doing their schizo paedo performance for 12 hours tomorrow

satan isn't real

>>217863838
I have misophonia and hate interacting with people.

Watching bargain hunt

>>217865352
Don't call them stupid

>>217865358
I believe in him!

>>217865384
Timmy's dream

>>217865352
you should eat them
this time tomorrow you can be sitting at the dining table with a big grin ready to tuck into some boiled family

>>217865386
they are stupid

>>217865384
um...

shooting eggnog out my knob

just beat my uncle at darts let’s go

Not even sure what that is but I'm not happy seeing it

>>217865415
shut up mong

Well then

>>217865204
Went when a car was coming and the other car had to slam his brakes it was a 60mph road

looks like someone sucking a cock but it isnt

>>217865384
cp

That's going to ruin our reputation in /int/

concerning post

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how does he do it lads? would be so easy to get a GF if i knew his secret

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>>217865432

Shit goes down pipe which becomes fuel

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>>217865484
him completely gassing out on his second hoppity skip in the video is the funniest shit

hate how loud my family is at Christmas

the brother in law and my nephews communicate exclusively through horseplay, tickling, and ear shredding shrieks

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Uhhhh trumpbros? How do we counter this?

>>217865606
>paying money to force me to

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>217865628
Oh, you think the kids get the money?
What a world that would be.

>>217865606
we can't its' over

>>217865606
dc;vr

Does viagra help with sexual endurance?

I want to last a long time the next time I shag an escort.

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brits finally get it right

Poo um

OOOOOO DID THE FAKE TWITTER SCREENSHOT ABOUT TRUMP GET POSTED DID IT

>>217865057
I don't think parents should be letting their primary school age kids online especially facebook
do you think that's normal?

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1766547306473277.mp4

thoughts lads, got some BIG CLEANING of my own to do

Why is spaki pretending to be japanese now?

>>217865731
hes banned so hes resorting to a botnet website that hosts child porn

>>217864668
it's the haircut

I HATE CHRISTMAS

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Mad how if I post something even vaguely to do with any current events, or history, which is nearly everything, i can get banned immediately but when nonces post nonce things there's not a single janny about

right that's willy then

>>217865808
jannies are complicit
dw nonce posters will get what's coming to them

>>217865808
Nonces run shit cope and seetne

rorke expecting total societal collapse by 2030
leftypol shagging, having mates, being employed, owning his house, having kids well beyond 2030 not even thinking about the state of the country once

>>217865808
Who do you think posts it?

never been b& me lads, wanna know how?

Be a good boy and follow the rules, not hard now is it

Just stop and think before you post, is this against any of the rules?

Remember, you don't HAVE to post gay porn

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have to go through some rorsach test takeshis castle bullshit just to file a report and then get banned for the crime of having talked about it

everyone on that botnet will be getting a knock on the door soon. They literally have a cp board so i hope it was worth it to post under the japanese flag lmfao it will cost you about 5 years

>>217865873
Spaki, purely satire, right lad?

erm, you lot can stop sperging out about my flag now xx

>>217865881
I'm Serbian though

oh ffs is that all what i think it is

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Being a femcel is far worse than being a mencel

The alienation is more severe

>>217864531
I doubt you get out much with views like that

We at the /brit/ discord wish you a 67 christmas and a turn the lights off ft jon hamm new year. We hope you have enjoyed our coordinated posting as much as we have, and that you will continue to post in the dollhouse throughout 2026 and beyond.

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You can tell which girls are srsly insecure. Absolute cuties with fat baldcels

Toil done
For this year at least

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Reading

>rorke's complaining about unc and crashout not being filtered

remember when sm h tb h fa m were filtered, good times

japan in the filter list, I suppose

Can't solve this fucking captcha for fucks sake

>>217866081
good idea

>>217866118
Yeah?

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leftypol's new script just dropped

Spaino should be back in the next couple of days. He promised.

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the godless orient

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The brother of one of the bondi beach shooting victims gave the hero who stopped it a $1 bill to say thank you lmao not even joking

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rorke bangin on about leftypol on Christmas Eve

don’t know wether it’s cp or not but either way fuck off you freak

>>217866221
SHE STOLE MY CHAT!

>>217866287
Bender

>>217866299
:)

1 hr 30 minutes until christmas lads

>>217866316
nonce

>>217866336
KFC for you de la?

>>217866336
yeah wifeberg put the order in a long time ago, cake and KFC for me de lads

right so that p has been up for an hour

android auto, shit

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>>217866306

>>217866357
Takes one to know one

>>217866212
tbf old mate didn't stop it he wrestled the gun off one of them, decided against shooting the nigga head smoove off, got bored and wandered off and got shot himself when they retrieved another gun

christmas time

get upset when a brand that made quality products gets enshitified

the products of so many of my favourite childhood brands cost more but last 1/4 of the time

>>217866357
Elias

god you are all so unfunny its just porn this and poo that and unfunny gimmicks just fucking kill yourselves

>>217866473
everything is shit now

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>>217866481
poo ror

poo is funny leftypol

>>217866499
scr

>>217866473
>enshitified
autistic embarrassing term

>>217866481
we're here for you anon

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He loves his BBC, doesn't he?

brit without poo and bradley walsh would just be p, trannies, black cocks, and politics spam

Sex with poo

looks it's not easy being famous because of my flag alright so LAY OFF OK

*runs up to my room crying and slams my door*

bought Games Workshop Stock in April made money, bought Molten Ventures in August made money, now Iam buying Rightmove and I willl print money in 2026. Thanks brits

yeah thats japan filtered

>>217866583
thank you for supporting British industry

>>217866583
please invest further in our economy

thats weird, just noticed all the flags you can post on on the botnet are all here too. isnt that weird

>>217866618
probably nothing

poo screaming

>>217866618
yh....

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>>217866634

>>217866618
screaming

>>217866618
Yes — that does seem weird!

Listen here Rorke. Your time is up, capiche?
You may have had 2025 but 2026 is the rise of leftypol

Arguing with the AI about whether it's gay or not

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>>217866678

Is there actually multiple botnet nonces itt

mad how we'll all be spending chfrismas day with our family whom we love and adore while the utter fucking dregs of society with nothing or no one will be here on the holiest day of the year posting about children being raped by niggers

>>217866675
Minako would never

Scots are actually scythians

Can I come back now?

The Spice Girls' first album is a lot funkier than I realised. Except for Wannabe they're more of an R&B group than pop almost.

>>217866730
>pedo
FOY

'heeky early
>>217866926
>>217866926
>>217866926

I'm going out now see you lads later

>>217866928
*tuts at you*

>>217866950

>>217866960
Shame on you!

>>217863795
Based

>>217869427
Well, hello.

One.

Two. The end.