So lucky to be posting here.

test

just had a christmas wank

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nigga live in Moldova

What are you lads getting for Christmas then?

Since the Uk is fucked I take in 1 (one) british refugy. Either a slag or a really cute twink. Dont care

>>217866979
>live

>>217866966
had 2 and might have another

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The work Christmas lunch to keep me going until 7

>>217866981
poo

>>217866996
Hawt

Spending Christmas Eve on /brit/ as a 28 year old lmfao. I was full of such ambition as a 16 year old. That rejection from Cambridge ruined me.

>>217866981
wee

>>217867019
ok?

>>217867016
>>217867034
grow up.

rorke singing Like A G6 in the shower using the shower head as a microphone

At the club getting slizzered

hurts to breathe
might bin that vape

Can't imagine anything more grim than spending Christmas day here.

>>217867049
>rorke in the shower
doubt this story

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Fucking love maggie's star jacket. up there with homer's half moon glasses

>>217866979
I don't Bolivia!

rorke and leftypol doing things are they yeah?

Trying to suck my teeth but I can't figure it out
Can't whistle either

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Treated myself to a little incel Christmas eve walk to costa

um... okay?

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>>217867096
they all had that shit on tho fr ong

Not racist, just gorge myself sick on negativity and take it out on all the easy targets of society

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hon. mention to homer's green jacket, of course

Rorke: Got me Mam and Dad Peter Kay tickets for Christmas.
Leftypol: Wow, the standards at AFCON are insane. Arguably better than the Euros tbf.

Mummy, why's that man by himself

>>217867045
jealous much?

>>217866981
got a comfy corduroy chair and ottoman coming in today. other than that nothing

Brits don't do anything special on Christmas Eve anyway. Spiritually dead country.

leftypol slipping on the stairs cracking his skull open and dying of a catastrophic brain haemmorhage

>No GF again this year Rorke? Who's fault is it this year? The jews or the poles?

of course I get a fucking stupid herpes like spot on my lip NOW the day before I have to spend all Christmas Day with all my step dads family fuck my fucking shit life

rorke putting a tenner in his mum's christmas card

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>corduroy chair

>>217867185
>ottoman
little turk fella

I bet that you look good on the dance floor.

>>217867224
Shouldn't've been sucking all that willy last night then should ya

>>217867224
sir willy snogger

me man died in de olly

>>217867224
I've got to wear a turtleneck because of a hickey some random chick from the club gave me. Maaan, our lives f*cking suck!

>>217867224
now you've got a special gift to give them this year, make sure to kiss them all

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>my step dads family

wanking my poo with arse sex

im already ugly enough can’t god give me a fucking break with the spots I’m 24 for fucks sake not 16 anymore

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>>my step dads family

>>217867248
>>217867250
you don't have to be gay to get cold sores

just made a new google account and used an old bank card to rob spotify of 4 months

£13 a month is too much im taking a stand

>>217867294
but it certainly helps

>>217867270
It’s not actually herpes I said herpes LIKE it just looks like it

>>217867284
hows your cock whats it like

All I want for Christmas is poo

>>217867275
Probably sucks his step dad off an' all the dirty bugger

>>217867300
still download all me music me

just got a Merry Christmas email from the Co-op

rorkeing around
the christmas sneed

rorke trying to make a subtle joke about jews at christmas dinner and getting called out

>>217867313
Skinny

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>trust me, i suffer in australia

you grow up relating to spongeob but you get older and squidwerd makes more sense

>>217867312
sure, i've heard that one before

>>217866981
A clue at long last

Rorke shooting ropes into his mams shit stained toilet bowl

lefttpol gargling on his step dad's ballsack

Leftypol making a toast to diversity and the NHS at Christmas dinner, his cats ignored it

>>217867234
His name is Santa Claus

>>217867359
Literally a khhv mate. My life is shit

>>217867353
adelaide seems peng never been tho

>>217867357
Mrs Puff.

>>217867353
modern architecture is such a joke
look at those horrible geometric buildings that stick out like a sore thumb

>>217867369
>>217867371
just the lads spending quality time with their families

>>217867284
use a basic cleanser in the shower and moisturiser right after you get out. also obvious shit like changing your pillow case and not using the same towel for too long

Can’t wait to spend Christmas with you guys tomorrow !

>>217867386
as opposed to non geometric buildings
mong

>>217867405
same, love me mates
x

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rorke and leftypol putting their differences aside and being civil for a day

>>217867381
some areas are pretty but the vibe is just off wherever you go, worst state capital in the nation

i'm a 34 year old boy and will be getting lots of pressies tomorrow

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Flashbangs

>>217867396
I use a cleanser. When I used to use moisturiser my face would be proper greasy all day

>>217867428
aww don't tell me that

>>217867431
grow up

Jingle bells mousenonce smells
Ziedbelg laid an egg
Employed woman lost his willy on the motorway hey

>>217867421
you know exactly what i meant though didnt you
pedantic little gimp

>>217867382
imagnie shagging her and she inflates when she orgasms mffghhh

>>217867456
No, thanks.

i can't form human connections with others

>>217867448
uncle tilde lost his willy works better

finished a 700ml Smirnoff from 5pm last night to now I AM A FUCKING BEAST

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Chatgpt was being a bit cheeky innit

>>217867455
keep dancing to my tune
mong

>>217867439
by all means visit and make up your own mind but i've also met plenty who share the same view

>>217867473
Yeah your right

>>217867472
the hedgehog's dilemma *nods sagely*
evangelion taught me all about this

>>217867474
grim

>>217867479
The so called “American banter”

don't understand the lads who come here to have gay little arguments

/brit/ is an illusion
you lads need to get out there and gain a clue

pengest city in australia is perth

>>217867484
no need to sign your posts mate

>>217867523
where?

>>217867504
With coke like im not a degenerate

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Just finished wrapping nans prezzie

chrismas is on 25/25/25 this year gonna be mad ting

>>217867524
What about Scotland?

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>>217867456

>>217867541
sxcreijg

God is punishing me and i deserve it

>>217867512
Do they not have humor in Liverpool?

>>217867523
Yeah I will in 2026 give me a fuckinf break and let me enjoy this week

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>>217867386
For me, some glass towers are ok provided they’re built nicely, but smaller modern buildings with bizzare shapes should be replaced with a more traditional and civic design.

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>>217867262
wouldn't make jew jokes if a peng jewess made you an offer you couldn't refuse

>>217867545
every picture i've ever seen of scotland makes it look like a grim impoverished arctic shithole from russia's far east

>>217867582
The correct answer is Perth, silly boy!

>>217867577
walt disney ^.^

>>217867530
the real world. full of trials and tribulations. a man must be forged.

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What’s this bloody muslamix woke writing on my Pringles

I don't know if I'll be on here again before Boxing Day, lads, so allow me to say MERRY CHRISTMAS and leave you to it

>>217867577
wasnt thjere a simpson episode about this

some australians are funny and nice but some of them are nasty and horrible!

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Crans on the go

where the fuck are the Santa hats?

>>217867595
Oh look it's Russian Romania!

>>217867605
where's that

>>217867618
full of spiders

SC

My mum says I'm not welcome tomorrow. She's never liked me.

>>217867622
too many nons about for that. they'll feel excluded

>>217867582
it’s a grim impoverished shithole that can look like russia but the climate is not arctic or polar

it’s very wet and windy and oceanic. it’s basically a very wet rock that goes from 0C in the winter to 15-20C in the summer. We rarely see -15 or 35+ degree heat.

>>217867634
Salut!

>>217867617
i am the nasty and horrible one, and I'm not even ashamed to admit it :)

tight fit square hips
doing my dance in my big guy pants

>>217867609
Yes, most food in this country is halal and nobody has any desire to stop it (unlike various EU countries which, in spite of ECHR laws, have banned halal slaughter)

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>>217867617
im both

>>217867637
out there
down the corridor and hang a right mate

>>217867669
that's my loo

>>217867651
>*Rapist voice* I like em nasty

It's bright, sunny and dare I say it pretty warm for the season today. Pavements not even wet, there's been no rain. What the hell is going on

>>217867677
depends on where you’re standing doesn’t it though

>>217867668
>>217867651
well i hope you have a funny and nice christmas and not a nasty and horrible one!

What are you lads having for Christmas tea then? Me? My dad is making a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic

>>217867678
zoly zvcking zased

>>217867690
*where you live

>>217867685
not a chance

bragging about your dad's cod, is it

hate when you fart and poo comes out in your pant

rorke and leftypol kissing under the mistletoe that's a small smooch at first but gets more and more heated with open mouth tongues and hands all over one another letting out years of pent up frustration and lust

dad's got another family

I know it's a common situation for some but still mad to me

doing a cummed pant, now that was a gimmick

dad's got a fansly

I know it's a common situation for some but still mad to me

>>217867729
any of them peng?

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https://youtu.be/0u8teXR8VE4?si=qVYBeFytWHX5yTnQ

>>217867693
thanks mate! you too ;)
>*kamehameha's a nigger's brains in*

>>217867729
mad that, completely incomprehensible

>>217867685
Cp

>>217867658
If halal is banned what do the Muslims there eat

posting my dad's outfit on instagram so all my mates can comment "aww what a stunner x"

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any amiah miller man in

Explain this, atheists

>>217867729
ever shag him up the arse?

I've still get shopping to do lmao

oh shit I better on with it

can't imagine growing up in a woke stepparent multi-family situation i feel like it'd do immense indescribable damage to your psyche

is vodka and coke a gay drink to get if you’re out

>>217867786
Same
Very thankful I grew up with two parents

>>217867798
woman's drink yes

>>217867786
It 100% does proper screw you up but not as bad as single mother raised

>>217867769
Hopefully in some other country

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Crans done

>>217867809
Fuck sake
Is there anything vodka + something
Which isn’t a woman’s drink

>>217867798
not in a nightclub but in a pub, absolutely

>>217867690
Noticed this the other day. Warmest Christmas I can remember so far. I left my window open the other night at 2AM in mid to late December and it felt like March outside

>>217867798
no, what's gay is asking whether a drink is gay

>>217867815
no doubt

>>217867786
i grew up in this situation but non-woke

>>217867786
one of my most normie mates had two families since we were around 10 years old but they were on good terms
also rich which probably helped lol

>>217867826
scranberries

>>217867729
when you find this out?

>>217867479
>>217867512
finally england and france speak the same language again. the norman ruling class must be thrilled.

>>217867815
what about two co-habiting parent that hate one another

>>217867685
post it in a webm, or don't fucking post it at all

Muppets Christmas carol

i'mb asicly the andy dick of london except no one knows who i am and i'm slightly less messy

>>217867885
the norman’s haven’t ruled england since the 1400s. They all became English after the Hundred Years’ War meant they couldn’t claim to be French lords anymore

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>>217867913

>>217867913
Use fatbox if you're using tor or something

>>217867690
Rorke will tell you this is a good thing.

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>>217867913

English is a mutt race unlike celts

>>217867945
The Norman’s what?

>>217867988
that white boy clean

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first image in google when i search english muffins
what do brits get

Some dreadful posts floating around here today. I imagine it's because all the good posters are away visiting loved ones for the holidays.

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Got a lift home from the toilfu from toil today, told her I was looking forward to hearing from her and I understand its a busy time of year so we can sort something out when places are open etc.
Still don't know if she will text or not or when
ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAR

banned from the library for having a wank in the reading area

banned from the spoons for touching a womans arse in the smoking area

banned from all socia media over minor racist and sexual offences

banned from xbox live and psn since 2013 for hacking steal peoples money

nothing to do out there anymore

sometimes i think im a freak then theres someone on here posting presumably cp on christmas eve

>>217867945
You a fucking fag or something?

how do my fellow auschads plan on getting around the internet ID thing?

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first image in google when i search fat americans

well... THAT just happened!

>>217868041
smash my computer up and punch myself in the head in a fit of autistic rage

>>217867994
The English aren’t one people. You’ve got Insulars, Anglo-Saxons, Belgae Celts, Normans and Vikings all mixed in varying degrees. It took thousands of years to develop but it’s a hub for the NW European people

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>>217868047
.

O...kay!

reckon this botnet website is a sneaky way for 4chan to remain open for brit traffic before it gets banned

>>217868024
Ktim. I jokingly said to her to "fuck off" when she wished me a merry Christmas this morning. She laughed, she loves the tough guy thing I do with her. Reckon if I play my cards right I could bag her at the company Hogmanay party

>>217867945
thats why i have a faggy "english" name instead of the superior name we had when we left picardy with Guilly the conq. also you ascribe to much to the Norman's, great people but not as akomplished as you think.
THEE Normans (norse-french) yeah but the Norman's? bob is alright but tom is a dick

>>217868041
have not once been asked for id on any platform since it came into effect. maybe im being targeted by top secret ASIO unc detection technology

>>217868100
unhinged post

>>217868068
this is what I was thinking king of doing too
>>217868143
it doesn't come into effect until the 27th retard

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Aussies be like
>Put another shrimp on the barbie, it's Christmas mate

>>217868166
it was on the 10th you blithering idiot fuckin google it

>>217868090
So like I said, mutt race

>>217868098
theyre obviously have some nefarious purpose, it costs money to run a vpn service and no one is doing it for free unless theyre gaining something from it. youd have to be a retard to willingly use those sites

Rorke watching his Jim Davidson Christmas Special dvd

i'm Celtic af!

>>217868206
That person should be Greek or an islander

so ausfailians get to ban social media and the world barely bats an eyelid

but when we do it everybody is like dood ur like an islarmic caliphate parkistani police state brody!!

>>217867685
Actiual flashang, Nigger

leftypol putting a little black nigger baby on top of his tree

>>217868206
Ausrorke making a joke about keeping an eye out for terrorists, leftypol sister glaring at him but keeping quiet since it's Christmas

>>217868251
foreigners just genuinely hate us mate it's not logical

>>217868273
what is it

>>217868251
no one outside of britain and a very few chinese merchants knows what australia is

Watching The Chase videos and YouTube and giggling every time I see a classic /brit/ Bradley reaction Image
This place has broken my brain

>>217868209
for search engines it's December 27th you dumb coon

>>217868295
3d nonce stuff but actual cp in the middle

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it's 2025 and there are still people making advice animals

>>217868099
No company hogmanay party for me but hopefully she will text after Christmas.
We had a decent chat while she was driving about gaming etc and got to know a little more about eachother.
I just hope I don't have to message her when we get back to work in the new year asking if she is actually interested and why hasn't she texted etc.
This waiting shit will be the death of me

>>217868327
Lol

>>217868342
bruh

rorkes leftypol family struggling not to tease him about bringing his chinky gf to christmas dinner

Fucking hell lads why did Tiny Tim have to die. Dickens was a monster.

Hello? Is rorke in this thread?

if you thing your white nationalist movement is retarded, just remember joel davis thought it would be a good idea to threaten rape of an mp right before his kid was about to be born and will now miss his own sons birth

>>217868361
Get messages now lad, It's Christmas.

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bodied that nig

>>217868339
who gives a flying fuck about search engines
concession? accepted
you? done

>>217868371
Erm Muppets Christmas Carol confirmed he did not die and that is canon

>>217868371
read to the end mate

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Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead

>>217868377
Not your best work leftypol

>>217868393
bros watching people get shot to death on christmas eve

>can only talk about christmas in a habitual “le rorke vs leftypol” framework
you people are far gone

>>217868357
Pic would be due to the US laws regarding defamation suits desu

>>217868411
rorke

>>217868415
normally posting around christmas is a little grim but everyone on here is downright evil i need to stop posting here for good

>>217868357
That's because defamation in America is actually hard to litigate unless you can prove it was literally blatant like with the BBC

>>217868393
nigga called in his 5 kill streak chopper gunner

>>217868396
how else am I gonna google random shit that I don't need to know?

I like how on /int/ things get progressively more schizo in the lead up to Christmas, on the day itself it seems only mental cases are on all day

wym search engines thyre not banning google are they

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... couldn't eat what they put in front of me- so I'm on the fried egg again - pictures of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Celebrity escape to the country on BBC one London on my TV via sky stream in home ...

>>217868382
what kind of woman agreed to have a child with him

rolling myself up like a millipede and tonguing my urethra

>>217868482
but what makes his glasses so excellent

>>217868482
grim grim grim

taking a girl out for dinner on Saturday because that’s just what i fucking do mate fancy restaurant too probably be atleast £170 no bother for me though got cash init

>>217868482
Maybe needs to lay off the fried eggs desu

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>me when a crackhead tells me a joke

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enjoying the afcon

Uh guys

>>217867685
what was it

>>217868357
was reminded t'other day how someone named their kid Courage Wolf because of a /b/ thread

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ho ho ho ho

>>217868514
what restaurant lad?

>>217868520
Cor

>>217868520
why did you reply to me with this picture, rorke?

>>217868543
That name is sick AF to be honest

>>217868578
grow up

>>217868551
In Bristol that’s all I’ll say because one of you will call it

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>>217868581
more like Courage the Cowardly Dog!

>>217868551
The Sexy Octopus:A Japanese experience

i'd post but i'm scared of getting banned

>>217868578
Buy a pass nigga

>>217868603
rorke
>>217868657
I will not spend money on 4chan, rorke

>>217868520
had a gf who looked like this only chubbier used to spunk in her multiple times a day sadly resulted in an abortion which i only found out when she dumped me haha

>>217868640
Damn!

the vpn nonce has spent all day (christmas eve) here making insults about an imaginary figure (rorke)

>>217868484
a retarded one

E621.net is a good website

>>217868675
üm

dont understand what it's like to lose your inhibitions when you're tipsy
if anything i'm more reserved when i'm tipsy (unless it's people i'm alreadyu comfortable around and dkaf), because i'm aware i'm tipsy.
difference when i'm actually drunk then i am for the birds

>spending your entire maintenance loan on a date with some ran through hinge fodder
oh my DAYS

>>217868667
imagine being this mentally ill

>>217868482
Someone should make a movie about THIS Odyssey

>>217868697
what is it?

>>217868681
I am a ddifferent vpn nigga. Hilarious you spent your holiday angry over a random internet man

>>217868716
rorke

>>217868725
Go and look for yourself

encouraging the cat

We must remember the Islamic population this time of year

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>>217868746
the cat in question

>>217868738
That's crazy because I've been banned for posting censored stuff

>>217868738
i got banned a few weeks ago for posting an image of an indian shitting inside a bank

>>217868738
its what you get for being a scat obsessed schizo mong

>>217868736
blud is fighting ghosts

>>217868738
>>217868763
as funny as it is to say "poo bradley screaming" no one wants to actually see shit coming out of an arse you fucking idiots

>>217868771
fuck off yank

New thread.

>>217866950
>>217866950
>>217866950

>>217868743
Not interested in your cp site

>>217868797
It's a furry porn site don't besmirch my good name