Christmas Eve Watch editionOn duty : >>217829630
Getting ready to go to parents. Got my gifts, everything is ready.
>>217871236Today I supported the Portuguese and Spanish wine industries
>>217871749>british gin industry watching you in the supermarket
Took a big ass nap, I had a weird dream
>>217872696Next time, brother
>>217872696Brexit means Brexit
>>217873085Describe your dream (btw, I had a strange one last night. Some fundamental truths/secrets about reality were revealed to me. It was soooo goooood <3)
>>217873141I was in some ships with people I don't know, I don't think I was physically there, just a spirit watching people if you understand what I mean. There was a guy being a douche with all the other guys and the captain played a game with him and lost and he lost the boat and everything to him and during the game the douchebag was being a douche and was cheating and the other guys caught on it and tried to prevent the captain from continuing playing, then they also fought the douchebag and the douchebag told them he's gonna make them suffer when he'll be in charge. Then the douchebag was getting ready for a bath and was wearing a towel and we saw that he already rearranged the boat by removing everybody and he turn the entire dream room into a penguin place with many penguins and he got an armless swedish redhead gf for some reason.
Merry Christmas Eve to everyone, enjoy, drink and eat.Brune, I’d invite you if I could, so you had the opportunity to enjoy company.>>217871749You did well, polebro!
>>217873524>hadYou’d have.Stupid autocorrect I hate phone posting.
>>217873524>>217873547You're not getting my coochie (male).
>>217873618That’s for the new year bby, don’t get ahead of urself sweatie xoxo
>tfw having the mood and energy of an 18yo but have no one to go out today.>>217871749Dziękuję.>>217873216I love this kind of random dreams, the best part was the armless Swedish gf. Today I also had one but can't remember it.
>>217873930The dude was an asshole desu, I didn't see the armless Swedish gf, just knew that it's what he wanted to have
>>217874019kek
>>217874141FUCK, I posted the wrong one. Wrong filename, and the end isn't cropped.The real throatussy as an apology.
>>217874226It's over you blew it, here's your punishment
>>217874226Now you dun goofed, meddling in andaluzinho’s territory.
>>217871749common Biedronka W
>>217874019Nice, I laughed.>>217874226Thanks for posting, Brune-sama.>>217874320I can't post it today, also even if I could post it, I don't mind if some other anon does.
It turned out black as tar, but it is good.
>>217875173I must ask, what is it?
Thread for Andalusama>>217870550
>>217875173>>217875199
>>217875404>coder>kinder buenoJust come clean, he’s a pajeet isn’t he?
>>217875404For me, it's this post:>>217874339White chocolate Kinder Buenos are an expression of God's love for his children. It was worth giving up our hunter-gatherer lifestyle solely for these.
I spent today's evening like a real patrician, drinking white wine, reminiscing about the past, and shedding tears for no reason>>217872696One day I will support the British BDSM industry :D>>217873216Sounds kinda chaotic>>217875173Imbuljuta tal-Qastan! <3
>>217875612>”white”>”chocolate”The HRE of the sweet world.
page 10 rescue bump
>>217878209Anything interesting going on mate?
>>217878290not really desu. Are you the German speaking bro? I can't tell Italian anons here apart. I've started going to the gym and put on some muscle. Almost crashed my car today. Starting a new job next year. Besides that, nothing special. What about you?
>>217878786>Almost crashed my car todayHow ?
>>217878786Well that's plenty of stuff going on actually >Almost crashed my car today. Wtf happened?
>>217878805>>217878913started snowing and ice raining, road was icy, I drove down a slope too fast (i was already slower than usual but it wasn't slow enough). Car lost traction, started swerving across the road. Managed to regain control. I was lucky there was no traffic in the other lane or I would've caused a crash. Probably wouldn't have been fatal, I wasn't that fast, but it would've been a lot of damage for sure and potentially injury.>>217878913it's something, truehow are you doing?
>>217878933Fucking hell man, thankfully nothing happenedHave you got decent tires on?>how are you doing?Feeling mid, nothing interesting going on
>>217878933Are you the anon who was searching for a car? If I remember you got a Ford Fiesta right?
>>217879345the tires should be alright, I think it was just the weather conditions and speedshit happens>>217880575yup that was me
>>217880647>yup that was meDo you like it?
>>217880710I mean it's a 12 yo used car with 120k km, but considering that yeah I quite like itbut just having any car to get around with is really nice, it's my first own one
I just realised that it's Christmas for Europeans. All across the continent, from Galicia to Bavaria, Euroweenies are basking in the yuletide glow, singing local variations of Silent Night, and having sacreligious sex.>>217875887White chocolate by any other name would be just as sweet.In fact, I think I will make some white hot chocolate right now.
Merry Christmas /med/, to you and your loved ones I'm slightly drunk with my family already, hope you are having a good time as well
>>217871236MERRY CHRISTMAS NIGGAS I HOPE EVERYONE HAS AN INCREDIBLE HOLIDAY'S EVE AND THAT YOU ALL EAT LIKE PIGS AND GET SOME INCREDIBLE GIFTSI've been busy as fuck lately but I finished a fanart for a Secret Santa event I participated in, an Uma Musume fanart! I got like two job offers and soon will deliver a curriculum to a bar to see if I get lucky, and I'm planning to eat as much as I can tonight!!!How's everyone been!?>>217875173bro why u eating the charcoal, i understand you've been a bad boy but don't hurt yourself bro>>217875887White Chocolate is fucking bombastic and I will fistfight anyone who says otherwise
>>217881560>>217881713Buenas Navidadas. Christmas has not yet begun for me because it is midnight and celebrations will only begin once everybody has woken up in the morning, but I am physically and mentally preparing myself for its coming by listening to Christmas rock songs.>I got like two job offers More students to teach English to?
>>217881904omg it catnigga!!! hiii!!! I'm missing everyone and the thread so much! I want to stop being busy like an actual adult and be a NEET in peace ;_;Ooh, you guys celebrate Christmas on 25 during the day? No previous celebration at the night of 24?I'd honestly be so anxious and desperate for christmas at that point I'd go insane lmao. I've been listening to Michael Bublé and Wham and (forcefully) Mariah Carey on repeat these last few days.>More students to teach English to?Not exactly, more like a caretaking for dementia patients job (I... Swiftly got out of that job because it was an awful pay for an awful job, and... I don't wanna spoil anyone's appetite but I am NOT willing to clean anyone's poop directly from their ass just to get paid), and now a position as a vendor of cosmetic products. This second option seems more friendly and it's more chill. I just need to spread out and find customers who'd be willing to pay, specially women.
>>217881560Look at this little nagger I drew on my hand.
>>217882023>Ooh, you guys celebrate Christmas on 25 during the day? No previous celebration at the night of 24?That is correct. Christmas Eve does not exist in the anglo mind as any kind of special holiday, it simply... exists. I spent mine eating smoked salmon and growing large with bellyfuls of mulled wine.>Not exactly, more like a caretaking for dementia patients job (I... Swiftly got out of that job because it was an awful pay for an awful job, and... I don't wanna spoil anyone's appetite but I am NOT willing to clean anyone's poop directly from their ass just to get paid), and now a position as a vendor of cosmetic products. This second option seems more friendly and it's more chill. I just need to spread out and find customers who'd be willing to pay, specially women.Wiping old people's butts does not sound like a good time to me, but given current demographic trends, I am imagine that more young people become familiar with the buttock clefts of our senior citizens as the decades continue.Are you going to sell to women alone, or are you going to target their foolish husbands, who have no idea how to differentiate high-quality make up from cheap slop?
>>217882267Anglicanism truly is a blight on the world.As a good catholic, you should celebrate the Eve too.
>>217882436Nords celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve too though. I can't bring myself to share a day of celebration with them.
>>217882793Rest at ease knowing they probably celebrate some unholy pagan “celebration”, like Yule or something, and torch wooden goats in praise of their master (n*rdphegor o algo).
Also a family member got the kiddo a fucking tiny drum set, my life is forfeit.
>>217882940>Also a family member got the kiddo a fucking tiny drum set, my life is forfeit.Are you on bad terms with this particular family member?
>>217883238Not at all, but I’m currently reevaluating everything.
