Aboriginal Australian (+ MERRY CHRISTMAS) edition
>when Greensleeves comes on the radio
poo smells lmao
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fancy resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry. The hotel is full."“But your sign says you have vacancies."The desk clerk stammered, then said curtly, "You know we do not admit Jews. Now if you’d try the other side of town..."Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion." The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah? Let me give you a test. How was Jesus born?" “He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem.""Very good," said the clerk. "What else?”“He was born in a manger.""That's right," said the clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "Because a jerk like you at the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room!"
>>217881391thought you died, possibly murdered by a poo smelling trannard
mama mia that's a spicy italiana
merry christmas lads it is nearly time x
Merry Christmas gentlemen
What have you lads bought your family
>>217883667bought bfberg a gift box of meat
>>217881349if the BEnigger is here on one of his 20+ personas (you know he is) then he should read that he should kill himselfI hope he kills himselfkill yourself faggot. your life serves no purpose, it is literally worthless merry christmas to everyone else (not a subhuman)
Mad how much I love you gay niggers
>>217883741
>>217883736merry christmas mousey
I beg your pardonI never promised you a rose garden
>did you just call anime cartoons?
>>217883736hope you're having fun with kitasan mouse <3
you still live with your parents, btw
Wish Christmas were on a different day. Feels weird being on a Thursday. Edging the end of the week but not quite there. The weekend will feel burnt out. Just weird.
>>217883736Merry Christmas
>>217883791I hope you try and one kicks you so hard in the testicles that you're practically castrated
>>217883778Obviously I don't thoughverbeitsteinberg
>>217883736merry christmouse ^.^
>>217883815remember me?
>>217883826where are they
>>217883813you are insanely jealous of me
game of the year
>>217883791Um (not um at all)
>>217883844big ahh head
>>217883844Was interested in and playing this game before it blew up with the normies. Played it literally the day it launched and even before it launched thought the trailers looked really good despite others negging them.
*poot*
been watching that crimbo movie with anna kendrickgod she's so shaggable
>>217883896I watched The Duchess in on bbc2. It was ok
um didn't you know christmas is actually appropriated from the norse pagans and that jesus was actually born in spring
gonna be odd watching this bake off special with the family considering I'm the only ones that's bothered to watch Peep Show And how am I supposed to not wank to both Big Suze and Dobby being covered in flour and cream I'm gonna need all my willpower
>>217883835https://vocaroo.com/194dtCNexp9P
>>217883838who
>>217883949At least put on the Peep Show Christmas special for them beforehand so they have a general idea. It's a great special too (although could be awkward to watch with your senpai depending on circumstance)
>>217883949british t.v. is such kino. shame i have to jump through hoops to get access. just cba really
>>217883893when you ask AI to talk badly about niggers while it is under human control
>>217883949Would I dick the DOB? Well yess I WOULD don't mind if I do old chap govna
https://ia902302.us.archive.org/12/items/JohnnyRebelLookingForAHandout/
not a chance
>>217884034The light next to my phone camera won't turn off after clicking this
>>217884034
john mccafe
>>217884037>>2178840444chan is not for you stupid dumb niggers. fuck off niggers
Any gay heterosexual water drinkers in chat
the Christmas watch
>>217884061
ghost of mcafee protect me from this demon of epstein and his dark links
mad how you can use 4chan x and that on mobile now
4chan needs to understand that it is a trash shithole and that people are not going to do this dogshit new Captcha to post here, and if YOU do this captcha (or worse yet pay $20 a year) to post "hes not going to like this" and kissass shit, and your ritualposting (almost always dogshit), your minimodding cancer, racebait shit, and doghsit gimmicks that nobody gives a shit about, then you need to get a grip in your fucking life BIGknow your place 4chan. you arent worth that much. not that it stopped the people that rape your ass every day because you dont do your job. good job making the problem worse though
4chan x is normieslop
>mousey is seething because the new captcha is a schizo/retard filterhooting
the new captcha is incredibly easy thoughbeit
>>217884112the raped
>>217884103>get a grip in your fucking life BIGspeak english you stupid ape
Confidence in a man gets built up overtime through the gym, rejection, and reaching his goals.
>>217884098I had sex with her btw, sprayed inside
Found out my loser older brother who is unemployed, 37, and owes me £2k has a rich new 28 year old girlfriend. Feeling pretty bitter about it.
>>217884120You are really bad at identifying one yank from another.
