Aboriginal Australian (+ MERRY CHRISTMAS) edition
>when Greensleeves comes on the radio
poo smells lmao
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fancy resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry. The hotel is full."“But your sign says you have vacancies."The desk clerk stammered, then said curtly, "You know we do not admit Jews. Now if you’d try the other side of town..."Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion." The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah? Let me give you a test. How was Jesus born?" “He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem.""Very good," said the clerk. "What else?”“He was born in a manger.""That's right," said the clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "Because a jerk like you at the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room!"
>>217881391thought you died, possibly murdered by a poo smelling trannard
mama mia that's a spicy italiana
merry christmas lads it is nearly time x
Merry Christmas gentlemen
What have you lads bought your family
>>217883667bought bfberg a gift box of meat
>>217881349if the BEnigger is here on one of his 20+ personas (you know he is) then he should read that he should kill himselfI hope he kills himselfkill yourself faggot. your life serves no purpose, it is literally worthless merry christmas to everyone else (not a subhuman)
Mad how much I love you gay niggers
>>217883741
>>217883736merry christmas mousey
I beg your pardonI never promised you a rose garden
>did you just call anime cartoons?
>>217883736hope you're having fun with kitasan mouse <3
you still live with your parents, btw
Wish Christmas were on a different day. Feels weird being on a Thursday. Edging the end of the week but not quite there. The weekend will feel burnt out. Just weird.
>>217883736Merry Christmas
>>217883791I hope you try and one kicks you so hard in the testicles that you're practically castrated
>>217883778Obviously I don't thoughverbeitsteinberg
>>217883736merry christmouse ^.^
>>217883815remember me?
>>217883826where are they
>>217883813you are insanely jealous of me
game of the year
>>217883791Um (not um at all)
>>217883844big ahh head
>>217883844Was interested in and playing this game before it blew up with the normies. Played it literally the day it launched and even before it launched thought the trailers looked really good despite others negging them.
*poot*
been watching that crimbo movie with anna kendrickgod she's so shaggable
>>217883896I watched The Duchess in on bbc2. It was ok
um didn't you know christmas is actually appropriated from the norse pagans and that jesus was actually born in spring
gonna be odd watching this bake off special with the family considering I'm the only ones that's bothered to watch Peep Show And how am I supposed to not wank to both Big Suze and Dobby being covered in flour and cream I'm gonna need all my willpower
>>217883835https://vocaroo.com/194dtCNexp9P
>>217883838who
>>217883949At least put on the Peep Show Christmas special for them beforehand so they have a general idea. It's a great special too (although could be awkward to watch with your senpai depending on circumstance)
>>217883949british t.v. is such kino. shame i have to jump through hoops to get access. just cba really
>>217883893when you ask AI to talk badly about niggers while it is under human control
>>217883949Would I dick the DOB? Well yess I WOULD don't mind if I do old chap govna
https://ia902302.us.archive.org/12/items/JohnnyRebelLookingForAHandout/
not a chance
>>217884034The light next to my phone camera won't turn off after clicking this
>>217884034
john mccafe
>>217884037>>2178840444chan is not for you stupid dumb niggers. fuck off niggers
Any gay heterosexual water drinkers in chat
the Christmas watch
>>217884061
ghost of mcafee protect me from this demon of epstein and his dark links
mad how you can use 4chan x and that on mobile now
4chan needs to understand that it is a trash shithole and that people are not going to do this dogshit new Captcha to post here, and if YOU do this captcha (or worse yet pay $20 a year) to post "hes not going to like this" and kissass shit, and your ritualposting (almost always dogshit), your minimodding cancer, racebait shit, and doghsit gimmicks that nobody gives a shit about, then you need to get a grip in your fucking life BIGknow your place 4chan. you arent worth that much. not that it stopped the people that rape your ass every day because you dont do your job. good job making the problem worse though
4chan x is normieslop
>mousey is seething because the new captcha is a schizo/retard filterhooting
the new captcha is incredibly easy thoughbeit
>>217884112the raped
>>217884103>get a grip in your fucking life BIGspeak english you stupid ape
Confidence in a man gets built up overtime through the gym, rejection, and reaching his goals.
>>217884098I had sex with her btw, sprayed inside
Found out my loser older brother who is unemployed, 37, and owes me £2k has a rich new 28 year old girlfriend. Feeling pretty bitter about it.
>>217884120You are really bad at identifying one yank from another.
>>217884178you're all shite to be fair
think its time to finally buy a pass. simply not worth my time and energy going through this each post
>>217884163GIWTWM
>>217884178vile little strumpet
>>217884204>>217884218the raped
*Sit on my face piss on ma balls* ect...I say this to women sometimes and they laugh
>>217884069*you fail to learn anything*
>>217884103I pay for a pass
now then*ahem*fuck the captcha
>>217884120merry christmas xx
cant sleep :(
>>217884461Same, I was baking a Christmas pita from 1 to 4:30. I have to get up in 3-4 hours and put the pig leg in the oven.
counting or not counting gang violence
Why is this so common
Motherfuckers really make their own avatars look like thisI want to physically harm this sort of person so badly it’s unreal
>>217881349Genocide is EVOLVING
>>217884495They also look like this IRL, on purpose..CHUNGALAYA
>>217884495In fact I want to grievously harm anybody that wears glasses in general
oh look the mutt is having a melty again
>>217884495hurt me daddy
drivin home for christmasexcept my cars brokeand i cant afford to get it fixedim calling a cab for christmasindian man smelling of currycant open the windowsits far too cold outsidehes driving 15 miles an hourgoing to be sat here all nightin complete awkward silence
>>217884561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI
Red hair? I want to break your neckGlasses? I want to break your neckVictim weight? I want to break your neck
>>2178813492 out of 3 (no glasses)
>>217884586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7FfCJb8JZQ
>>217884586>Red haircheck>Glasseswhile driving, waiting for lasik>Victim weightSure, why not? My neck's probably thicker than your thighs, but give it a shot.
>>217884610meant for >>217884586
Its all so shite
>>217884637consolation prize: my life sucks too
Send them back Send them back Send them back
>>217884586What's victim weight
Swear to God there's a gay school somewhere where they all learn how to get under your skin and be a cunt
you guys need to get your shit together, take some speed boof it up your arse drink a six pack zig zag cannabis fired up let me hit that chi chat big fat blunt....and take life by the ballz
>>217884683Yeah you thinking of applying?
listening to choons and drinking cider and playing marvel rivals ahhahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CSbB040CJE
>>217884683No there isn't
>>217884668Some species of tiny? Flyweight? No idea. I'm 190/118, but I don't think of people as victims, just people I'll get out of the way for and people I probably won't.
>>217884683Anywhere with a theatre program
Mean yass queen gays. Kind of get why we ostracized them for so many centuries. Old time religious elders got together and said, look gang we got to do something about these queeny gays, they're really getting under my skin right now. Hey me too! Me too, I thought it was just me! Let's just add this one little sentence... here... And no one stopped them. Maybe no one should have.
Isabella is missing.The 13-year-old was last seen in Bentleigh on 21 December.She is described as 150cm tall with a slim build, long dark brown hair and has ear and nose piercings.
>>217884770Weirdo
>>217884439merry christmas
>>217884770reckon her darkie captors are serving christmas lunch?
>>217884880I reckon she's in her 30's.
>>217884886not what i asked though is it
gf sent me this https://files.catbox.moe/o7pzaf.webm
>>217884880
>>217884907There are no captors. Isabella doesn't exist. Her hypothetical captors seem like nice people, they'd probably get her some fast food holiday meal.
>>217884911
Wrapped mums pressies and wrote her card time to sleep for a few hours x
i'm right where you left mein the tower of memories
I hate Jews so much it's unreal
Car mechanics are so gay. You have to jerk the wheel hub off with a long metal pole to replace it. Like what bro?
>>217884939love women and their arses so much lads
>>217885285Not replying to you specifically, but wondering if any tech lads can help me. I updated 4chan x, haven't updated it since about 2019, and for some reason I can't post without replying to people. Can anyone help me wioh that?
>>217885326you're a retard just scroll to the bottom of the page and click reply to thread
>these leagues are playing todaythese countries hate our lord and saviour
>>217885326who do you think i am the 4chan technician?
>>217885336There literally is no option for that
>>217885367oh rightrestart your browserlooks like it's overlaid with the normal 4chan ui kindaor just use 4chanxt like everyone else does
>>217885353>libyan premier leaguethought they were in a civil war
every girl has lost a good guy because they took advice from their hoe ass friend
>>217885382>restart your browserdid that mate still no option to posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWHV1RR1jY&list=RDLGWHV1RR1jY&start_radio=1
>>217885427ok might have to clear your cookies thendidn't want to suggest this originally but try 4chanxt firstit's better anyway.
Christmas Day in 35 minutes for me but it just feels like any old shitty night
>>217885428why does he have to share that with everybody normies baffle me
rorke manually typing out the numbers of the post he's replying to
