Prev >>217881421New ‘toss edition
DENOUNCE THE NORTH POLE
>>217883724i dont get it
Beer for tonight
Might do a cheeky edible.
>>217883724Have yourself a Bouba little Christmas
There's a cute guy from the gym I'm seriously considering fucking.
Transnistria is a country with a hammer and sickle that claims to be communist and yet is ran by a corporation. Symbolism.
>>217883749https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouba/kiki_effect
I think the Christmas pita is ready BUT I FORGOT MY FUCKING PHONE AT MY BROTHERS HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>217883724right part of the hat
>>217883767
Let's bukkake a volunteer, to give at least someone a proper white Christmas
>>217883767homosexuality is a sin
>>217883782>The Christmas pitaQRD?
>>217883687nigga out here looking worse than I did as an 18 year old in Uni trying to " dress my age ".
Too many faggots here recently, where's that anon who was gonna do something about it?
>>217883787jinx
>>217883764looks good
started sobbing after reading a greentext award
>>217883767https://youtu.be/2PGpExNXNV4
>>217883764>Trans Pride porter made exclusively by TRANS CANADIANS(newly arrived). Labatt prides itself on inclusion of all Canadians. 100% made in Canada (Legal Disclaimer: 90 to 95% of the beer ingredients may be sourced from the United States or overseas). 1.5% abv.
>>217883764What are the local domestic breweries like in Alberta? Here they're amazing.
buridan's ass
>>217883807Zamn
>>217883824Hilarious!
>>217883767No invite?
>>217883824>no land acknowledgementStep up yo' game
It's the hard knock life, for uncs.It's the hard knock life, for uncs.'Stead gettin bitches; we are simps. 'Stead of houses; we rent pods.
>>217883801Traditional Bulgarian Christmas Pita, I've been making it since 12:20 AM. I CAN't TAKE A PICTURE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CHALLACAUST
>My pooner cousin is coming to Christmas lunch tomorrowNooooo
>>217883847*puts my fist through it*
>>217883841Gape his ass
burger, beer, and bfries for dinner
>>217883853hey at least it's not a tranner so you won't be jealous as fuck amirite
>>217883862Ass status?
How the fuck do people get morbidly obese? I don't do any cardio and I have to literally stuff myself full of food all day to gain a half pound a week.
>>217883847I just spatchcocked and dry-brined the turkey for tomorrow, prepped the Yorkshire pudding batter, and made the cranberry sauce.
>>217883829I haven't tasted them extensively but the ones I've tried are good
>>217883775there's a monty python skit about this where they talk about 'tinny' vs 'woody' sounding words
>>217883853Do you really have a genderfreak in your family? Grim if true
borat is a painfully jewish movie
Everything in life is about status and power nothing more Everything else is a facade
>>217883883They stuff themselves all day and drink tons of soda
>>217883900Its also quite funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgSwn-tdK1c
I am trans-jeeta.
I HAVE A SHITTY TABLET, FUCK YEAH
why are so many indie horror games just chore simulators with jump scares
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>>217883891Yes, but I never knew her much besides she's obnoxious. Distant cousin.
>>217883900It's a hilariously jewish movie
>>217883916*puts my fist right through it*
>>217883900>he is a very powerful man he crush his opponent>if you do not vote him into power he will take it
>>217883881Raped (The)
>>217883847too much bread innit
>>217883900I saw Borat in theatre when I was 12.
>>217883920*him, *he's
>>217883900>Jew giga-zionist comedian>all he ever does is make fun of White conservatives and moslems in the most vulgar way possible>yet if you make a joke about jews or israel and he spergs outNever liked him desu
>>217883853be a good cousin and slip him a packer
>>217883859>>217883930*fists your ass while you’re busy fisting his pita*
>>217883952He makes fun of Americans who are a notoriously stupid people.
>>217883820>>>/lgbt/42111389this is the kind of attention tranners get btw, just look at this. lucky assholes
>>217883958*slips you my pecker*
sha’n’t look
>>217883966canada is only relevant because they share a border with us
Ali G was hilarious
>>217883958How would I do that? Assuming she doesn't leave early. Shockingly she isn't the worst of the worst who's coming over :(
Why are there so many homeless veterans when vets get probably the most and best welfare in the country? Genuinely, how shitty is military training that you have no work skills when you leave, so few that it negates the legal obligation for companies to prefer hiring you?
>>217883930Don't do that. I've been making it for 4 hours.
>>217883900true
>>217883966The only reason anybody gives a shit about your country is because you share a border with us. Canada doesn't have a culture you stole most of it from us.
>>217883989Nice deflection. You are stupid.
>>217883952The Ali G character was funnyhttps://youtu.be/94zWYu6s3Ys
>>217884018Your country is a laughingstock worldwide. It's you with the insecurity problem now ;]
>>217884018>Canada doesn't have a cultureIt has something. I wouldn't call it a culture, but it has something that compels them to put fucking gravy on french fries.
>>217884031One of the best. I remember in 2016 they did a screening of Borat in a theater in my city. It was like concert, I've never been anywhere where so many people laugh that much. Maybe when I saw Louie CK live.
>>217883990We were 11
>>217884033My country gave yours 90% of its job market lower your voice when you talk to me you utter ass clown of a shemale. It would literally be French speaking Mexico if it didn't share a border with us.
Canada is very regional.
hello. time for church
>>217884018hey you copied me
>>217884062You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're just as reliant on us as we are (were) on you. Your country is thrashing about in an autistic rage doing nothing more than hurting and embarrassing yourself. Get fucked.
Canada is gay
>>217884019your accusations mean nothing to me
>>217884088and that's a good thing
That's rude Cananon.
>>217884094I mean that's not cool.
>>217884033at least people think about us
Finna go play hades 2
>>217884114This idiot here thinks all attention is good attention.
>>217884082>You're just as reliant on us as we areOkay let's pretend that suddenly all of our auto companies wanted to move out of Canada you just lost 500, 000. Now imagine every American company does that, now Canada has the unemployment rate of an African country. Canada's two biggest domestic companies are the government bank and a rip-off of 7-Eleven
>>217884114Narcissistic thinking
>canada
can someone say something nice to a depressed anon? i tried making a new friend and they said they didn't want to talk to me and am not having a great xmas eve desu
the industrial revolution really was a disasterI wish fossil fuels didn't exist so we'd still be living in the 1850s
It's the hard-knock life, for uncs.It's the hard-knock life, for uncs.'Steada gettin' bitches; we ARE simps.'Steada buyin' houses; we RENT pods.>Anons start choreographically dancing
I think I love Nicholas II
We think of you as the most retarded nation in the world. When I traveled to Europe, I was smiled at when they knew I was Canadian and they talked about how awful mutts are. Just make a Canadian general at this point. I don't want to fucking talk here with Americans who ruin my mood>>217884107>That's rudeAND THREATENING TO INVADE MY COUNTRY ISN'T? LOL JUST FUCKING DIEONE AMERICAN ONE BULLET
Made it better. I think I'm gonna learn this on piano and put it on youtube.
>>217884131As bad as things are, you do seem literate. Literacy is a great skill to have.
>>217884131Umm like don't die and shit
>>217884130Nobody likes Americans anymore
>>217884131sure! you need to become more emotionally self-reliant or you will continue to estrange everyone you come in contact withyou're welcome
>>217884131I am also a depressed anon. Merry Christmas Eve and I love you. I love everyone here.
>>217884146>Yeah so like when I went to the douchiest suburb in Paris and spoke in broken Quebec accented FrenchDude shut the fuck up lmfao
>>217884131I can give you hugs
Yo, fuck the United States of America.
>>217884146Shut up whiny bitch
>canadian schizo is backit's a christmas miracle!
>>217884146>AND THREATENING TO INVADE MY COUNTRY ISN'T? LOL JUST FUCKING DIEI never did that, that'd be a fucking retarded idea. Canada is America's closest and most loyal ally. If we attack Canada in any capacity, the rest of the world would almost immediately drop us, causing the economy and standard of living to collapse.
If any of you gaynadians are in vancouver I am going to fuck you. This is not an offer, it is a warning.
>>217884132if fossil fuels didn't exist brown countries would have had to be emptied out of life and used mainly for resource extraction, such as woodworld population would have had a hard cap of maybe 1.5 billion
two hours to masturbate before christmas
>>217884173I would tell you to go fuck yourself but if you legitimately saw what you looked like you wouldn't be able to achieve an erection
>>217884188maybe stop posting here if you hate us so much?
>>217884166>>217884172ty <3
Guys its Christmas Eve and your shitflinging like this, have some Christmas spirit
>>217884131Marry Chistmas fren, don't worry, you'll make another fren. <3
tis the season to be jolly trololololo lolo lo lo
>>217884188
>>217884198I've masturbated on Christmas it's no big deal
>>217884209I just came off an 11 hour shift in retail, there is no christmas spirit for me
why did kratos go from a total badass to soyboy cuckold?
>>217884131
the booze kind of ruins the eggnog, its so much better without
>>217884217thanks you're cool
>>217884228*pats head*
>>217884188I would never invade Canada but I do invade and ruin /leaf/ generals because they are an illegal separatist movement from /cum/
>>217884232Because they wanted him to have a redemption arc
Canada is literally the same as America this dude is tweaking
>>217884237
>>217884238Dilate
>>217884228*Gives you a quickie hand job*
What's with all these schizos lately, shouldn't you be relaxing with your family?
>>217884254He's just b8ing
>>217884187you can't fuck what you can't catch bozo
>>217884256There is no planned Invasion you schizo
>>217884254Actually I don't have to pay $1.1 million for a shitty house so that's different
>>217884238you've already been invaded but not by us
nuke america
>>217884254minus the guns
>>217884275Canada.
Did an American fuck this guys girlfriend or something?
>>217884232He became a better man
It's so predictable.
every day i just eat one single thing or a combo meal and then max 2 cups of coffee, no snacks. still fat though loltoday i ate a poutine and a hot dog and a pepsi zero, and other than that, only had a earl greyyesterday i ate a blt sandwich and coffee onlythe day before that i had a small soft serve cone from dq and a coffee only no food
>>217884131things are temporary. happiness and sadness. it passes. one day very soon, you'll wake up feeling glad about something. the post you made here will be the furthest from your mind. but things will get bad again, too. worse than you've ever begun to test inside your heart. that's why we have to do it. right? we have to keep going when it hurts. not except when it hurts, *especially* when it hurts. that's when you have to bite down on the wood, say a prayer to the kindness and love you've been given from anyone as life begins to amputate another limb. but you'll live. and your teeth marks will still be in that table leg. and you will fight again.
I hate Stardew Valley, it made farming sound fun to fags. I was telling my friend about the goats my family raised and he was delighted because he thought it'd be nice to have goats. Goats are by far the dumbest and most asinine animals we've been cursed to endure. Hate those things, there's a reason goats are associated with Satan.
I like foxes. Their tsundere nature speaks to me
Leaf is having a mental breakdown, lol
>>217884300people have been playing these shitty farming games since the 90s
>>217884300Never played it but I like Harvest Moon
>>217884315>>217884316Harvest Moon has the same problem, but it's been irrelevant for a minute.
>>217883724Bro fell off
>>217884296Death toll keeps rising from these Indian tricksrs
How much in leaf land acknowledgment gibs does the schizo get?
What kind of Asian is this?
Can the /leaf/ general be made yet?
>>217884330Mongolian
i cant believe kelowna is a total SHITHOLE noweverything i knew is a lie
>>217884330Mongolian 100%, or some fucking north Chinese/Siberian
>>217884334Thanks.
>>217884318 harvest moon started this
>>217884330The kind in my bed?
>>217884266I'll just slow you down until I catch you
>>217884340Thank you as well. Many koreans and japs look like they use makeup and try to look like kpop idols.>>217884346How did you catch him?
>>217884332I would join but they might be transphobic towards me there
>>217884337This city has been jeeted harder than many others it is a shadow of its former self.
Nothing made me happier than voting for Carney knowing it made mutts cry.
The mom in A Christmas Story is a MILF
>>217884368Nobody here gives a fuck about Canadian politics lol
For those of you who live with a family, does your family shout performative "banter" all day? Or is it relatively quiet? My family shouts across the house at each other all day, it's just shit like "I'm gonna shower and wash my nuts" or even random words like "bananas!" and idk if I'm the weird one for wanting peace and quiet instead of participating with their "bonding ritual" or if my family are genuinely just NPCs who can't stand their thoughts.
I'm too stoned for this
in canada trans rights are human rights
>>217884330Jomon
>>217884368I'm in your hood. Pull up bitch.
>>217884368YO LIL MUTT I JUST VOTED TO MAKE HOUSING MORE EXPENSIVE SO MY BOOGIEMAN POLITICAL OPPONENTS WHO LIVE RENT FREE IN MY HEAD WOULD CRY HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!
>>217884330And this is what I fucking hate about your kind you fetishise Asians and treat Asians like your fucktoys. Asians have more personalities than you ever fucking will>>217884357Anyone who cares about troons and still hates them in 2025/2026 is a loser. The biggest loser I know. If Americans hate troons? I support troons more. >>217884383Your president did :3
NEW>>217884398>>217884398>>217884398>>217884398
>>217884386No, that's weird unless you're still relatively young
>>217884386my parentbergs are european so no they don't do that weird american shit
when i drink alcohol i feel like a FUCKING A PUSSY
orange man killed a baby
Legitimate question: what deals if any has Mark "The dealmaker" Carney actually made?
>>217884386It goes as normal until one retard brings up politics and then it's all over. Any sort of normal banter, jokes, conversations goes out the window and begins a shouting match. I'm placing my bets on who starts the political shouting match>>217884407What
>>217884407I think if you had less hate in your heart you would be happier
>>217884386>My family shouts across the house at each other all day, it's just shit like "I'm gonna shower and wash my nuts" or even random words like "bananas!"no that's weird, i've never heard of any family doing that
>>217884357many a moon ago a transgender poster came up with the name /leaf/ and posted it regularly enough that it became the permanent name of a canada general
>>217884418Deals with his friends and US companies to asset strip Canada and sell it off in pieces. Trump will take Alberta by next year and over the following decade the rest of the country except perhaps Quebec will follow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdcAJ448zVAone off the biggest backfires this year
>>217884410I don't understand what you mean >>217884414Jung said the USA is "extroverted as hell and has no place for an introvert". I very much feel that
>>217884447>I don't understand what you meanI just think it's weird is all With little kids that quirkyness is maybe somewhat more acceptable, but past early teens it seems weird
>>217884386Greek family, we shout a lot as basic communication. Mostly for cleanup time, dinner time, when we get snacks, etc.
Whenever I travel to Europe I'm always afraid I'll encounter someone who doesn't like me for being American but so far its never happened and everyone has been polite.The internet isn't like real life.I wouldn't go to Canada though
Playing Watch Dogs
>>217884476It is true there's nothing you can get here that you can't get bigger and better back home
>>217884468>Greek familyTell me about it...Dude, my grandma and my mom shout at each other while hey are in the same room. It's insane. I'm like you're next to each other CHIIIILLL
>>217884476They talk shit behind your backt. I actually been to Europe unlike you. We all fucking hate you.
>>217884491Women just have worse hearing. Men have less pain tolerance, but better hearing and smell. Women get to feel more pain and see better.
>>217884502I've been to Europe 7 times
moms not making cookies tonight fuck this shithole
chuds been real quiet ever since the epstein files dropped
>>217884502My family is literally from Europe, and we visit almost every year (except during the Euro crisis for obvious reasons). They do not give a shit about Americans. That's mostly an internet thing.
I am not filled with the Christmas spirit this season
This Canadian is kind of hurting my feelings
>>217884517just make some cookies yourself retard
>>217884476Only if you are rude and Inconsidered. >>217884507Well yeah my gran is 84 but it's also a greek thing, people shouting all the time lol
>>217884540its not the same bitch
Canada general doing about as well as you would expect
This chair was made in 1956
>>217884531Yeah.
>>217884548Everyone who made that chair is dead
denounce epstein
>>217884548Don't make em like they used to.
>>217884542it'd be even better, if you weren't such a useless piece of shit
>>217884555Some people live into their 90s
To be completely honest, my life is remarkably similar to Jason's. The main differences are that I read western fantasy novels instead of isekai light novels and I had a better education.
>>217884568All the people who made that smoked Marlboros habitually and drank all throughout work
>OHHH I LIKE ASIANS BECAUSE IM A MEDIOCRE MUTT MAN WHO DOESNT DO SHIT>I AM SO UNLOVABLE THAT OTHER MUTTS HATE ME SO I EXPLOIT ASIANS>THAT MAKES ME SOOOO UNIQUE>I LOVE ASIANS DONT YOU KNOW THAT>I POST SHIRTLESS ASIAN MEN>>217884513Everyone in the hostel started talking shit about mutts when the mutts left. Some of my Spanish friends admitted to pointing mutts in the wrong direction on purpose.
>>217884468Don't know why Greeks think they have a monopoly on loud families, basically every culture except Nordic and British is loud and family-oriented.
>>217884531>>217884550Don't give crazy retards power over you like that cmon
Thread theme https://youtu.be/iokmbu41qak?si=wl3smZrwc5AKy4rc
Jfc all I asked was what kind of Asian he was.
i love making americans cry
>>217884541Are you Greek? What are you doing in the Orc lands?
me mum put yer mum in the holly
>>217884617Yeah, okay.>>217884630Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,Alles schläft; einsam wachtNur das traute hochheilige Paar.Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar,Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,Hirten erst kundgemachtDurch der Engel Halleluja,Tönt es laut von fern und nah:Christ, der Retter ist da!Christ, der Retter ist da!Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,Gottes Sohn, o wie lachtLieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund,Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'.Christ, in deiner Geburt!Christ, in deiner Geburt!
>>217884618I like this >>217884632I'm half Grek half Barbarian - living my best life
>>217884617Don't be fucking nice to them. We all fucking hate them.>>217884630I love making them cry and I want to fucking make them die next with my own hands.
>>217884609food is important in every culture and every culture has at least a couple decent dishes (not british). okay fish & chips are good if the fish is fresh.
>>217884649Sing to me in Greek!
>>217884644epic flip
What do you call the reverse of Paris Syndrome? I went to Paris this year, thought it'd be a disgusting crime-ridden shithole, and it was actually pretty nice.
>>217884675that's a cow not a flip
in strongly dislike the greek people and culture. there have been a number of encounters that have exacerbated my discontent with them.
https://youtu.be/bjOG0meK-vk?list=PLh0uBk7V4Zik4MgfbLhryGDPr0xFs4G7bA STINGING PISTOLIN MY MOUTH ON MY TONGUEI WANT YOU TO SCRAPE MEFROM THE WALLSAND GO CRAZY LIKE YOU'VE MADE ME
i want to try jellied eels
>>217884663classic sunday roasts and pasties like steak bakes are good. People overlook british food because it doesn't seem exotic
>>217884690chud syndrome
>>217884644In democratic-republic (communist) India, cow tip YOU.
>>217884694I like Greeks but their behavior towards this country is childish and retarded
>>217884625>i'm a sexual fetishist who loves asians because i cant get anything>i'm a sexual fetishist who has asians attracted ot him because they know im a loser>im a sexual fetishist who likes asians because it fulfills my mutt fantasy kink>how do you know?just fucking die>>217884690americans cant talk about crime when they cheer on school shootings and enjoy their children being shot in the name of freedom
Fuck me I linked the wrong song
Make Greece Macedonia Again.
>>217884670https://vocaroo.com/1atgIf0E1BBM
>>217884707I heard a lot of shit-talk from people who weren't Chuds, it's not like that had a monopoly on hating Paris. I also don't listen to Chuds anyway, they wallow in their own misery with no attempts at accountability or large-picture thought.
>>217884737You're my favorite foreigner of /cum/
>>217884723not gonna listen to it anyways
>>217884663full english breakfast is delicious
If you're attracted to Asians and you're a fucking mutt you are a loser. Stay the fuck away
I like jazz music
>>217884748
Greek niggas be like >You hab to put de lemon modarfuck! Is straight from Greece!
webby fuckin' leave dude
Country bumpkins
>>217884446This is the third one I've heard
My only unironic racist opinion is that, due to how races are presented and socially coded, the worst white people are the ones in interracial relationships. The worst white women are with black guys, because such women are usually shallow and selfish, viewing having a black man as a form of conquest and social rebellion. The worst white men are into Asian women, often viewing those women as people they can control and manipulate.
>>217884766Me too. https://youtu.be/Uz559yOmCcY
>>217884593Did you get cucked by an American or something
>>217884766same
>>217884792https://vocaroo.com/1kJY2ATnG7tU
Listening to a Sleep Token song a goil wanted me to listen to.
I'm sure you could make a man a fool but the case is that he often does it by himself
when you feel sad remember a time you were happy and then get even more sad because you realize you haven't been that happy in a very long time
The leaf is actually Chinese and an American fucked his sister
What about white men who are into Amazonian goddesses and white women who are into Polynesian warriors?
>>217884834You have a muscle fetish
Police stop my carPolice stop my car
>some jackass is setting off fireworksOn Christmas Eve?Really?
>>217884834>What about white men who are into Amazonian goddesses and white women who are into Polynesian warriors?These are good pairings because they aren't typically narrativized, so it's more likely that those relationships are mutually consensual and normal. It's really only WWBM and AWWM that give me bad vibes.
the threshold for high I can set the volume bar on my phone without feeling discomfort has gone up considerablyI have damaged my hearing
>>217884822Kek
>>217884852nice going, stupidass
>>217884804>often viewing those women as people they can control and manipulate.Asian women are like 4ft so yes I very much enjoy "controlling" and "manipulating" them if you catch my drift
Wonder what happened to that guy I knew who moved to the Philippines. He was facially ugly, dressed like a greasy nerd, but loaded with money
>>217884861WHAT?
>>217884867Hope he found a nice ladyboy
>>217884867He probably married some 6/10 Filipina girl
i hate asian women. fake ass bitches
>>217884867He owns a sari sari store now! Very fancy *makes the money finger motion*
>Had a panic attack and had to go cry in the bathroom at family ChristmasTime to take me out behind the barn and give me a quick one to the dome. But until then, I will get drunk.
>>217884893no-ass-having*
They don't understand the things I want for Christmas
>>217884885Hopefully he did. Considering he would scratch his ass constantly and sniff his finger once done, and his face looked fucked. Didn't have the best personality either. Hope he's well.
>>217884923Pussy. You want pussy!
>>217884951wouldn't mind some pussy pie myself for new years eve
>>217884951WRONGI want GOCK
i want a Glock
>try to browse marketplace>"create an account to continue">fine zuck you fucking cunt>use fake name and burner email>"take a video selfie to confirm your identity"
>>217884984>take a video selfie to confirm your identity"are you serious? wtf
my parents let me open one gift early this year but i don't understand it says something about divorce papers?
>>217884992
>>217885007dios mioo
>>217885001its actually diforce papersdiforce deez nuts into yo mouth
>>217885027could be EU regulations are protecting you from thiswonder if americans have to deal with this yet
>>217885034havent logged into facebook till before 2020, i dont even remember my password, hope its not like that
Yeah I milked myself chinese this christmas. Oh yeah I'm gay and retarded and my dick takes a big shit all over YOUR big jiggly tits. You bitch. I'm gonna take a poop with my wiener. For Christmas haha
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>217884974m&ps are better
how do i milk myself chinese?
Want to jerk off but also want to do no fap
Fucking faggot mother fuckers I'm gonna kill you all !
>>217885128Brave words from a man about to get cummed on
least deranged mexican
>>217883726recycle
St. Nicholas gave me some moccasin slippers. Suicide postponed!
>>217885154that's disappointing
