Smug Scottish Queen EditionPrevious:>>217887082
I love Scottish women so much
It’s so cold
Why are we posting in the one made last At least post in the Christmas or first made one
Scottish wife
>>217898815Who cares
Isn't it weird how those coomer edit threads seem to only ever be made when fk is active
spent another christmas shitposting in /cum/ award
Celt and nordic women can look exceptionally hot when they actually take care of themselves. Especially the skin. How come so many white women don't take care of their skin? Pale skin is the most sensitive.
>>217898815Because we love Scottish queenzs
>>217898848I make those threads you fucking schizo weirdoLike what's even your deal
>>217898895Some people invent phantasms cause they need an antagonist in their head
I want to get slop but I feel like I shouldn't support any business that's open on Christmas I don't like asian food so that's not an option for me
>>217898916Apparently
if i get repeating digits, i will treat myself on this christmas morn to $20 in digital cosmetics in my favorite hero shooter game (Team Fortress 2).
>>217898948very sad. many such cases.
>>217898895You're mad because I'm right
>>217898895>>217898916>>217898943>One minute apart
>>217898986His writing style is nothing like fk you've shit pattern recognition
Merry ChristmasGood YuleHappy HanukkahQuirky KwanzaaTo all my cumrades
Oh look
cummies i am drinking covfefe
>>217899019Fk always uses VPN to spaz out because he knows doing it on his real flag will make him more disliked You're clearly new here
>every girl who is overly nice to me has a boyfrienddo women not realize how easy men catch feelings?
>>217899099Moi aussi
>>217899104You are just a schizo You have no evidence of this
>>217899095why is her back arched like thatseems like she has spinal deformities
>>217899104You're seriously retarded. Like irl
je suis drinking le tea avec le milk
Ich trinken milch
I just did a massive poop. I think I just lost like twenty pounds. It was so big. It felt so good.
>>217899228Ooh la la
>>217899247big if true
>>217899114So true. I wish all women were mean to me so I wouldn't get false hope
>>217899139>>217899159Disproportionate anger = guilt
I just want to snuggle with a Scottish kween
Only black women and Scottish women can be called kweenz
>tfw no Celtic breed mare
>>217899328oh i don't mind sticking around hammerfell if this is what's near
The sight of Scottish girls causes instant sperm production within the testicles
digusting accent
I think this thread is like 3 guys circle jerking right now
>>217899514Who, Canadian Indians? Agreed
>>217899115what does that mean? what language is that?
I mean come on now. they look average at best
29 year old kissless virginim actually gonna fucking kill myself
>>217899586Just rent a fucking whore at this point you've got nothing to lose
>>217899586no you're not
Some countries have more liminal spaces than others.USA has the most liminal spaces definitely.Other liminal countries: Japan, Russia, Britain
>>217899584French for "me too"
Indiana is called the Crossroads of America. Indiana also has the most haunted houses in the country.
I've never had alcohol before, at least not enough to get drunkI'm thinking it's time I reinvent myself as an alcoholic for 2026
>>217899658Humiliation ritual. But that's what he gets for being stunad. He said he went broke because he never paid attention to what he was paying for. The guys that cut his grass were charging him 40k and he was just like ok I guess that's what grass cutters make
>>217899705it's temporarily fun
Half Life and Portal are liminal and American. The movies Cube and Hypercube also.
>>217899795>CubeIsn't this one Canadian?
Halo CE had very liminal levels and very North American aesthetics but obviously it's not on Earth but my point is the Halo level had very Alaskan aesthetics and very Native American type visuals and sounds.
Russians are spamming all boards because of the drone attacks it seems
>>217899868did it? shit, i just ran goobers over and shot my plasma gun all over the place.
>>217899898>RussiansNot a fan
A bunch of high level Ukrainian glowies just got smoked in a drone strike.
>upset with overpresence of men in her household, wants a specifically female cat to get over it (?)>upset that her cat is male A cat isn't a man or a woman.I won't lie this is pretty strange.Maybe the trannies have a point.
trans gf for christmas
The Germanic love for authority and regulation is buried deep in their genome Truly a cucked race.I am lucky that it only makes up a proportion of my ancestry, which is balanced out by my British and Irish ancestry
>>217899705it's really fun. you're gonna like it
>>217900021The ones in moscow or the ones that set those aircraft in russia on fire?
>>217900254in Odessa
>>217900146>which is balanced out by my British and Irish ancestryAnglo-Saxons are Germanic, unless by " British" you mean Welsh or Scottish, peoples who, along with the Irish, were dominated politically, militarily, and culturally by Germanic peoples. If Germanics are a cucked race, what does that make those who are dominated by them?
>>217900084Ngl it's pretty hard to misgender a kitten
the piano and saxophone are underrated rock and roll instruments.
>>217899538Don't wanna be a Canadian IndianDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nutAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
>>217900289Germanic ancestry only makes up a portion French Normans ruled over England for a long time tooThe anglo spirit is much more free spirited than the Germanic spiritYou are a coping swarthy kraut
Tattoos can look good, but these women with these low quality doodles are trashy. Get a well made sleeve or a koi fish on your back or something. It's your fucking body, you should be willing to pay a lot of money for it.
>>217900391You should've said German, not GermanicMy ancestry is almost entirely English
>jason having incel rants on christmasgrim
>>217900269Only found stuff about the port strike. How recent we talking?
everyone is drunk
>>217900426>Get a well made sleeve or a koi fish on your back or somethingKoi only if the woman is Japanese. If she's a white American, it should be a catfish or a large mouth bass
>>217900426It's also an issue of people being soulless freaks so their tattoo choices are soulless. They have no appreciation of art so they can't very well turn their body into art. Same reason they're physically unfit.
>>217900463>How recent we*How recent are we
>>217900491I wish. Here till 6
>>217900518working on christmas?
>>217900516
Momberg is working for Christmas because she's getting double pay. She doesn't need the money at all but wants it for some reason
i'm just chilling playing league
>>217900491only slightly.
>>217900551maybe she wants to buy you a gift
My family isn't Christian and dadberg is on a business trip. We will exchange gifts at a later date, like my birthday which is SOON
>>217900536Yes. We need the place watched 24/7/365 for fires or floods. Normally I just walk around every few hours to make sure nothing's amiss, but the last few years they've been piling a work list on top, just as they run out the door 4 hours early the day prior
Ishowspeed is getting his own Fortnite skin!W speedWe made the right person famous <3
I thought jason's mom was single
>My family isn't Christianyeah we can tell it's dysfunctional
>>217900596grim. hope they're paying you extra
>>217900327Based green day lampooner
the gf topic came up as usual
Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."
>Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."
>>217900740Grow up.
What does your family not being Christian have to do with not celebrating Christmas
>>217900712Pro tip continue being weird and anti social, and eventually they'll stop bothering you about it
I take joy in knowing that Jason will never find happiness in his entire life
>>217900797my stance has been "im not looking for one and i dont to get one like ever"
i am such a mess
>>217900955i think you're doing great.
I don't celebrate Christmas. I celebrate Yule, which was 4 days ago.
>I don't celebrate Christmas. I celebrate Yule, which was 4 days ago.
pagan larping is cringe
>>217901027I'm not Jason :(
>>217901057Nor am I a pagan
How can you look at this and not think it’s hot
catberg keeps stepping between my face and my phone screen. at first it was kinda cute but now it's just a pain.
>>217901092Her calves and butt are hot but my wires aren't crossed like yours are so feet don't arouse me
>>217900656The fuck is this guys problem
>>217901130If she put them on your lap you’d think otherwise!!!
Jesus it's your birthday!Happy birthday Jesus!
Suddenly afraid of cancer so I'm going to take a break from penjamin
>>217901315It's time to transition to edibles
>>217901263https://youtu.be/RIQZhon2d9U
Prime rib is in the smoker
>>217901356Yeah I'm going to. They're cheap too
Just stop taking drugs you FREAKS
MERRY XMAS HO HO HO AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR AS WELL
>>217901459Merry “X-Mas” to you too
>>217901458I'll stop smoking weed when you stop jerking off to feet
>>217901525Got a devil on my shoulder
>>217901525
https://youtu.be/2bFCNJx-BpM
>>217901540How do I get invited to parties with celebrities?
>>217901507I wonder what it would smell like haha
>>217901582Be something celebrities want to fuck (hot girl, small child, etc) Go to places where celebrities are Fuck them
Still a #Fact:We would ALL gladly fuck Rama Duwaji.
Christmas has fallen
>>217901677He won.
Are jews ever going to stop enshittifying e everything?Even plastic these days seems lower grade. they just can't help themselves huh
Kate Hikes
>>217901677Santa Claus isn’t realIts the Christ child
the unfair sex
My hands are so soft and pristine, it's insane.
>>217901507Gem
>>217901731No christ child put presents under my tree that was Santa Stop spreading jewish lies
absolute horrendous day of a hangover holy shitjust starting to feel normal
On the first day of Christmas my wife’s boyfriend sent to meAn invitation to a night of cuckoldry
>>217901854Moi acussì my brain is still wading in brandy from yesterday
My thread did better than I expected>>217891174
currently drunk
Grandpa asked if Christmas was a place
for me its so beyond over you'd be right to assume it never even started
>>217902131same
fuck my bitch ass nigger life
Pooing before familyberg comes over
catberg i stg if you step on my nutsack one more time i am going to fucking skin you alive
>>217902200faggot
>>217902200Why are you naked near catberg you weird ass
>>217901854Hair of the dog fucker. Drink up!
Gonna say the n word less in 2026
HungoverShit has been coming out of my ass like 4 times now. How is there so much in there?
>>217902225i'm not, I'm just lying in bed face up.
I didn't know they played professional nighoop on Christmas day. Dadberg is watching it rn.
Gonna say the n word more in 2026
Almost had a freak out today I hate anxiety
>>217902200My dog did that this morning.
Scottish women truly are the most beautiful.
"near" and " next" used to be the comparative and superlative forms of "nigh," so it used to go nigh, near, and next, instead of near, nearer, nearest
>>217902405
>>217902405Ax me if I care
>>217902437I'm well nigh to the point of spanking your pink peckerwood ass in front of everyone, boy
>>217902468"ax" was the predominant form of "ask" in some dialect of Old English. Modern "ask" is the result of metathesis
Favorite vidya genre? For me, it's character action.
>>2179025173d hentai for me
>>217900992great? i did nothing last 4 months, my mental illness is getting progressively worse and i get zero pussy. if that's great what is horrible then? fuck my fucking life
>>217902517Turn-based RPG (both Western CRPG and JRPG)
Did the captcha for posting get easier or I got better at it?
I suffer without a Pictish wife
Lemme get a bacon egg and tuah the hawky way
Scottish niggaz be like>Uts tieym ta cuck tha fesh
>>217902575you are evolving
>no family>no gifts>no christmas dinnershould i go for an incelwalk on this christmas day
a lot of really unlikely events had to convene in order to make my life as niggerlicious as it is currently
Fesh cucked
>>217902705no bitches?
>>217902705Go to church
My uncle's pet rabbit
>>217902734I actually laughed out loud because I'm the same way
>>217902761bully that faggot like pull his hair and crush him between your palms and sexually assault him
Familyberg is here almost time to hide in my room just have to say hi to a couple more people
It's the duty of every male under 25 to perform cunnilingus on women over 40
>>217902736gut fysh
>>217902761That’s a chihuahua
>>217902755I am not dressed appropriately for that
Merry Christmas niggers
going to order mcdonalds later. any suggestions on what should i get?
Was about to have a cheeky daytime cap but now dogberg forced his way onto my bed and it's awkward
>>217902978cheeseburger
>>217902761Cute bunny
>>217902988just have him watch you jerkoff
>>217902978Any specials atm?We currently have our winter burger “Big Rösti”, a decade long tradition (maybe even two decades already? Idk)
>>217902994good pick. i'm gonna get two>>217903018as far as i know serbian mcdonalds doesn't have specialties
Just made a racist joke uncleberg didn't find it very funny
Serbian McDonald’s sounds SAD
>>217903099>as far as i know serbian mcdonalds doesn't have specialtiesi was wrong
My little sister was watching me jack off from the closet now I gotta check every time
I've been craving a good sandwich. Might get Subway, it's only place open rn
I don't celebrate "christ mass" because I reject the "christ" I am anti "christ"I don't just reject one "christ" I reject any "christ"
>>217903154Hey that’s our Big Rösti, the first oneGet that one
>>217903157But that’s not a good sandwich
>>217903160and women reject you
>>217903226I know but everything else is closed
>>217903160>I don't just reject one "christ" I reject any "christ"Was Buddha a Christ
>>217903271Get Taco Bell instead
>>217903014But that's weird and I don't want the beds movement to make him throw up (he's a bitch ass nigga)
Who was the president with the cute grandson
>>217903231Sent Jason flying like a feather
>>217903349Lyndon b johansson
There are niggas who kirkenuinely don't have lightswitches in they washroom
>>217903160>*shoves cock all the way down your throat*quiet now whiboi >*make you tear up as you start moving yoyr head on your ownthat's more like it you honky ass cracker
>>217903388kirkenuinely
grindr is terrible actually its just bots and old people and "PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE" retard cucks
Transheart
I had my last drink at 1am last night why am I still drunk just cuz I'm at work This shit never lasts this long when I'm at home, the fuck
>>217903197maybe next time. i want 2 cheeseburgers
the wife
>>217903521Pretty
>>217903510>working on christmasshiggy
>>217902824That was back when they didn't shave and probably had smelly vaginas o algo too
Imagine eating this good.
>>217903521>>217903552samefag
Got poop on my hands while doing the Crimbus deuce.
>>217903625>tf>tp
>>217903625Uh oh
i'm hopelessly mentally ill
sheepy
my shrink told me today that i have psychosis. i was somehow unaware of that until she told me
>>217903892Are you guys on the julian calender and that's why your christmas is on the 7th of january
>>217903859You're "hopelessly mentally ill" but if I say "ask your sister for a blowjob" you're like "what the?! that's unconscionable!"
https://x.com/xgramiliki/status/2004165115915186201sovl
Explain why this is impossible.
>>217903930the church still uses julian calendar so our christmas is on jan the 7th
>>217904074I think they tested this on mythbusters and it actually worked
>>217904074While a fun movie moment, experts note that in real life, an enormous amount of weight would be needed to get a rowboat to the bottom of the water in this manner.
mewwy cwimbus :3
>>217904074Humans aren't made of lead so they'd float and even if they didn't you'd need several tons of force to pull a boat underwater in that manner
>>217904108they're big guys
>>217903873Same. Drinking coffee right now but it's not helping much. It's just one of those days.
It's not mentioned in the movies but in the books it is explained that Jack Sparrow is on Trenbolone and that's why they are able to get the boat that far down.
>>217904166Do a line of coke
>>217904166IT'S ALL ABOUT THE "HE SAYS, SHE SAYS" BULLSHITI THINK YOU BETTER QUIT LETTIN' SHIT SLIPOR YOU'LL BE LEAVIN' WITH A FAT LIPIT'S ALL ABOUT THE "HE SAYS, SHE SAYS" BULLSHITI THINK YOU BETTER QUIT TALKIN' THAT SHIT
>>217904185
gonna take my edibles so I can speed up the end of this miserable lonesome christmas
its crazy that women got the confidence to exist and talk and say their opinions them being the way they are
>>217904265Blame weak men
outer-int is arguing about wmaf, hapas, and e-celebs again
>>217904265Not really. They can say and do anything and they will still succeed in life, such that succeeding can be measured generationally
It is easier for men to stoop to the level of women than for women to climb to the level of men
>>217904293you act like thats any different from /cum/
I would have impregnated spinster and turned her whole life around. Oh well, her loss
>>217904293How does one achieve this natty?
where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?wheres the streetwise HERCULES to fight the rising odds?Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
It occurred to me as I eat that I'm quite skilled and decided to share a demonstration of my superior pasta consumption technique
>>217904380Where's a jeet truck driver when you need one eh
tfw i finally got a car and i dont feel like driving anywhere
>>217904362squats and beer
i fuck spinster in her vagina crazy style
Finna throw back a couple beers with my meal later. Tis what it's
nigga thinks eating with a fork takes skill
>>217904439WHAT A LIFE
>>217904456"Tits up" as they say
>>217904380I have had two coworkers who cucked up and decided to take care of single moms and their mutts. it is that bad out there that there are men who will do it. they never lose it's just a matter of waiting
You can't eat pasta as skillfully as I just did. You spin it like a sissy, probably use a spoon even.
i`m bronze on legue of legends
dinner successfully ordered
>>217904496What if it's half eaten when it gets to you
>>217904380teehee where is betabuxx when you need em. I don't want to coalpost but I see way too many single mom and niglets on social media these days. Another thing is girls posting how you should marry your guy bestfriend from school/college lmao
I have never in my life seen someone eat pasta with a spoon. Such a moronic assumption is what happens when you never go outside
There's nothing wrong with marrying a single mom as long as she's a good person(not a coal/bean burner)
>>217902761cute lil guy
Children use a spoon to twirl pasta so they don't scratch the plate, you ignoramus.
hows your bussy doing?
>>217904556Tight and virginal as always
>find tranny>cute pics, passes>"post-op"
People who start their sentences with the word dude annoy me.
>>217903576what’s you morrowind build look like
>>217904531post the rest
i honestly think i'd be down to be a stepdad if i already had a kid or two of my own
>>217904576I haven't started yet.
>>217904576Like a weird creepy mutant, like all oblivion characters Oh wait that's his reflection
Oh no bros...I thought I would be able to resist...then the seller threw me a 15% discount offer...fugg
>>217904605KEK
>>217904617I just realized he said Morrowind not oblivion but I'm glad you enjoyed nonetheless
>>217904599modder’s trap, tragic
>>217904496people from the balkans have told me mcdonalds is virtually unaffordable there and they're only open because it bumps the number of countries they're in
what chairs you guys have? thinking of buying a steelcase leap v2
>>217904592
>>217904610buy some new clothes or drugs nigga the fuck you need 200 bucks legos for nigga
>>217904647I've played a lot of modded New Vegas over the last two months. Modding Morrowind is just harder.
>>217904650off brand dx racer, lasted almost a decade atp
*opens fortune cookie* a Mexican is going to try to recycle his coomer thread. Don't let him.
>>217904803I'm gonna make a non-coomer one. His taste in women is also disgusting
>>217904827Better hurry you slow ass nigga
trying to do the ps1 swap disc trick and its not working
New non-coomer thread>>217904905>>217904905>>217904905
>>217904852>ps1Unc alert
Alright let's fill out the posts until we hit the bump limit. And I know just the way to do it N
>>217904916*beats you within an inch of your life with a rusty pipe*
>>217904927IGGER
>>217904935Bit of an overreaction there innit
>>217904954*kicks you right in the nuts and hits you with the pipe again*
