THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>217927624love her
>>217927624Well done
>>217927624stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board
>>217927624she has a lovely smile
I haven't been drunk in about the past two years. You can just quit and eventually be happy.
poo bum screaming
erm rightthat';s a janny making acall to the fbi
>>217927624>>217927670Always wonder if this is the bint from The Lovely Bones or so rando
>>217927624rest assured that everyone hates you, we're all just fatigued enough to not remind you. And the reason we hate you is because you're a cringe person full of unaddressed problems that make us think you're a nonce. Not because you're Irish.
feeling dysphoric as hell
>>217927729we know you’re a literal nonce spaki
not a very umpetal friendly thread this
grandpa leftypol and grandpa rorke awkwardly living next to eachother in the retirement home
>>217927717Think she's a singer or somethingmatalin racster>>217927726I'll have a wanktoil for you thinking about your mum x
nothing wrong with topping twinksits pretty straight honestly to be quite honestly honest tbqhf to be honest.
>>217927793*rapes you*
think every royal blood song sounds the same to be honest(sorry if this offends anyone)
dadberg gave me £2.5k from one of his retirement dividends at christmas
Ofcom ban confirmed on the 9th of January
>>217927749It's true that nearly every species that has ever lived (over 99%) is now extinct, a natural part of evolution, but current extinction rates are dramatically accelerated, leading scientists to believe we are in a Sixth Mass Extinction, driven largely by human activity, threatening civilization and opening paths for new life forms, much like past extinction events.
imagine how bad it will get when the pendulum swings again in a few years.
>>217927779Ah right another episode of cringe narcissist says something my 13 year old nephew would admit was childish to keep the weird cope reflex going that being a cringe nonce is just how you show everyone you're too clever to be judged
drunk as some sort of skunk like creature
>>217927833what u doin with it
Lads I have a dodgy knee and can't commit to both roadside jogging and bodyweight squats. Which should I do?
6 million species disappear ever year
>>217927861giving it to the baddiedemx
>>217927857Oh you wanted a proper response?Okay: I really can't think of anyone who cares about you or ever will
>>217927845they can ban this*grabs my groin*
>>217927729kek
>>217927861might buy a new lappy before the jew ai ram increase makes them impossible to buy and stick the rest in the ol' isablatt
>>217927895the raped
>>217927833time to spend it all on mcdonalds
nth for the baddiedem
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YUuDDnxZp8
Why are they so mean to Anne Hegarty. It's just not on.
>>217927930Kys asapiedem
>>217927824thats illegal!
>>217927895Based and /mug/pilled
cried at the end of matilda earlier
>>217927624I am no longer particularly afflicted by this whore ever since I found out about a purer paler prettier cuter sexier more delicate and more gingerer angel. Cansgal can go rot in ginger hell.
toilfu still hasn't replied to my FUCKING text
It's time for the footie, blokes. Drink up your pints and tell your birds to sod off
>>217927977Incredible bum. But bottom left she's got the chris chan fit on
shut the f up now
>>217927899Again, from my perspective where I've just spent 2 days with all my family I can only read what you've just said as a cringey nonce projecting his own situation on to me. But that doesn't matter at all does it, because even if I was all alone, you'd still be a desperate paedophile
:C
>>217928007I think it looks good on her, doctor martens and that green and yellow sweater super cute methink, (also pics are from the 90s)
https://files.catbox.moe/w9zg2m.webm
;3
tranny jannie>>217927853>opening paths for new life forms, much like past extinction events.i wonder what new species will appear
>>217928010can't wait for the end of the monarchyin tandem with the complete end of the uniparty that runs the country, and the death of the wef leadership
>>217928010Typical hun
>>217928038just isn't sexy is she
>>217928038big on teenie pink holes me also
i think because we all communicate via text in here that it doesn't get conveyed well enough how much we truly hate cansnonce
turn that frown upside down C:
feeling down and lonely lads
poo bum screamingpoo screaming bumbum poo screamingbum screaming pooscreaming poo bumscreaming bum poo
might buy armored core 6
>>217928035>(also pics are from the 90s)You should have told me this before I pictured the rest of my life with her
>>217928069no not quite kind of a retarded whore spazz but look at the rosy hue on her holes though
>>217928083cheer up mate :)
>>217928092She's a proper milf now.
just felt lovely
Devastating to see the state of /mu/ these days
>>217928129Cor. wonder if she still has the bush. Dirty mare
got 10 days off toil in jan and I'm going to have a large wankand I mean large
>>217928093tik tok looking hoe, probably on SSRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fcWOivJ6bs
>Henry II had a dwarf named Roland the Farter as his court Jesterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter
>>217928083you probably deserve it
>>217928156https://i.imgur.com/bTPRK9m.jpeg
oh moons!
Jews have already won rip Europe
>>217928188poo screaming all the way to a big gaff and 30 acres
>>217928188>a medieval flatulist who lived in 12th-century Englandi was born in the wrong time period
>>217928203sir internet defender doesn't want us looking at that image
in another life you could have been given a manor house and 30 acres of land for farting in front of the guests
>>217928203Very good find thank you for sharing
>>217928188haha yes very good on the other hand he murdered thomas beckett and you making light of him borderline condones the murder be more contrite
>>217928188>Each year, he was obliged to perform "saltum, siffletum, pettum" (a jump, a whistle, [and] a fart that were all done at once) for the king's court at Christmas.[1][2][3]i could have been a fucking noble
matilda is actually such a good movie it's lovely <3
>>217928238jannies got me banned because on the bottom left are all her personal details the pervy jap photographer got out of her including her measurements her full name her parents names her favourite food her foot size and when she first had a menstruation because japs roll like that
>>217928203
really need to have sex soon
>>217928276That's another child kept safe x
>>217928276you're having a laugh, is it blocked?
>uploading files from your ip range has been blocked due to abusewhat
got my bum in the air>>217928293;)
>>217928299imgur is unironically banned here
can't even get a shit 1 bed flat without putting down a 20k depositfucking shithole paki island
>>217928293best i can do for you is a handjobno eye contactbut you can rest your head on my shoulder
>>217928276>>217928297>>217928238>>217928311https://files.catbox.moe/60nl7s.png
>>217928271The Danny Devito one not the woke one yes
>>217928299yesit's fine don't worry x
feel really depressed
miss honey is fit wish she would adopt me and be my mummy
final christmas party in one hour, then i will be done with christmas toil
>>217928338yeah? have you tried just cheering up?
>>217928338cheer up mate :)
>>217928338think about that midget done up in a jester outfit farting in front of the King
>>217928038corrrrrrr baaddiedem brapper
imagine if the us of a was a white countryand you could apply there to escape this brownationand you got picked to go because you were smart and qualifiedand you got a 5 bed home in texas and got to have an m16 and a pickup truckwow...
>>217928330yh it was on telly today i cried at the end
it's going to be an um from mehttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1766781023913092.webm
its mad innityou're likewell thats christmas done and dustedand then you realisehang on a minutenew years
can't stop eating tbqh. all this sugar just makes me more hungry it's like crack or something
Cash ISA: 50kBonds: 23kStocks and Shares ISA: 19kLifetime ISA: 10kPension: 17kCurrent Account: 12k
>>217928338try feeling more depressed. then when you stop trying, you'll feel happier
da's gone to bed
>>217928418Sex: 0
>>217928433shag him now
>>217928408mad and mental
>>217928418send mouseposter moneyit's just sitting there you aren't using it
>>217928418Cash ISA: 0Bonds: 0Stocks and Shares ISA: 61kLifetime ISA: 0Pension: 30kCurrent Account: 10kRisk taker me, in fact, should put more into the S&S
>>217928418right if you're asking for a live sum...Cash ISA: 8.2kBonds: N/AStocks and Shares ISA: 35.3kGIA: 8.2kLifetime ISA: N/APension: 33kCurrent Account: 4k
bought da n his missus a DVD for christmas, text him suggesting he put it on if the telly is crap. He replies saying they "definitely will" then I hear nothing more
>>217928433papberg got knocked out cold on the couch watching a documentary on assyirians when I started giving him the qrd on carthaginian phoenician and semitic baal worship and child sacrifice and how that's the reason we associate baal with satan etcsnoring within 10 minutes he were
>>217928433has he got a nice arse?
>why are toxic men great in bed?>57 replies, 200 votes Female moment
>>217928328Also funny that catbox now doesn't let users use tor. But you can just replace the url with fatbox instead and it works
Cash ISA: 0Bonds: 0Stocks and Shares ISA: 0GIA: 0Lifetime ISA: 0Pension: 0Current Account: 549.23
>>217928486You are a boring Scotch bastardLike they all are
>>217928476>Stocks and Shares ISA: 61kImpressive. Very nice. Portfolio?
>>217928498yeah and a big knob like me
used to have £35k in the ol' cash ISA now I have around £2k or perhaps £1800 event. homeless lad
so fucking close to suicide
>>217928418Cash ISA: 3.4kBonds: four i-bonds Stocks and Shares ISA: 0401k: 21kLifetime ISA: N/ARoth IRA: 10kCurrent Account: 4k
I'm dehydrated and been eating absurd amounts of protein the last few days over Xmas. At some point soon I'm going to tear myself in half trying to unload a shit so dense if will shatter the toilet bowl
>>217928511You need to juggle to look in catbox too?
>>217928538corr you two play often?
listening to tupac
>>217928540Dealing with similar numbers, but that's because I put down a deposit and bought a house.
>>217928540the fucktell us your story, lest we find ourselves in the same calamity
how do i tell the gfberg that i want to be put in a chastity cage
>>217928573good ladso am i
>>217928511Yeah that's well funny can't stop larfin
>>217928543it's a rare thing that you need to do it right now as in today as in nowcan always do another day or two. That's how it goes for me at least
Wahey, canslad! Merry Christmas brother! Got a date with the toilfu tomorrow, going mental over here!
tickle ticklehaha
>>217928540Shine BRIGHT like a Diamond!
>>217928597would be a non issue if I had a loving gf that looked like that
mega lopunnysexy
>>217928517Mostly tech but goes something likeS&P 500 - 10kVanguard developed world ETF - 10kRolls Royce - 11kNvidia - 10k (got it pre-split) Microsoft - 9kRest is split between, Amazon, Apple and GoogleAnd yeah obviously need to diversify away from tech, Trumps earlier shit fucked me over but I'm not sure what to put it on and ETF's are a bit dull
dno why Spurs gets so much abuse from de publick
>>217928573AM I WRONG CAUSE I WANNA GET IT ON TIL I DIE
>>217928575Met a girl and let her live in my mortgaged flat and then she broke up with me and the court said she has a right to half the flats value because we cohabited for 2 months
>>217928628Historic links with the Jewdem
>>217928613hmmm
>>217928575asked my mum for a reduction in rent from £400/month to £100/month while I put the difference toward driving lessons and she said that's unacceptable, that I was "making her mentally unwell" and no longer welcome to live with her so I became homeless and moved into a homeless hostelway she goes eh
>about to go outside into the cold for the cans>forgot I already got 3x the amount on Christmas eve Isn't life lovely, lads
>>217928638
>>217928638this is falsethe real homeless lad fell out with his mum
>>217928661grim alkie cunt
>>217928659how old were you when that happened
My family were very PG for as long as I've known them, but recently everyone has been swearing like teenagers.
How did a scouse drill rapper become the biggest UK rapper to ever crossover to the US there's no way the yanks understand anything he's saying
>>217928659That story, while sad, does not explain how you lost 30k from an ISA
>loving gfYou're living in a dream if you think this exists
you lads are too horny
>>217928613Reminds me of the gherkin
>>217928659fucking cryptkeeper ahh feet
>>217928705I'm aware it don't but it's nice to think about.
BROKEN BRITAIN
>>217928540seen this image before many times
>>217928696That's what living under the horrors of Two Tier Kier does to people
Today was a classic performance from Diego Solid 7
I should have 15k in the Lifetime ISA by July or soAt that point I think I seriously should consider moving out and buying a flat. Could take another 25k from my Cash ISA. 40k deposit should get me a decent place yeah?
>>217928734sneed
If you rumble one of his gimmicks he goes on to another equally hated gimmick. He does that to escape the reality of the hatred every person to have experienced him feels, and he does easily hateable gimmicks so he can pretend it's the gimmick and not him (who can't come up with anything good)
>>217928734boggles the mind that anyone ever watched most of that shite
>>217928734Purposely done to make Christmas not special anymore so they can flood in more paki and wog holidays
>>217928734British TV is all woke slop anyway so why would anyone watch it?The only channels I watch now are GB News and the teleshopping channels if it's late at night and I can't sleep
>>217928734where's bullseye?
>>217928734 zoomers don't watch TV and they don't make any shows for the literal fossils that is TV's biggest audiencewhat else do they expect
>>217928685You sustain me, lad
thanks ladsmore tomorrow
>>217928746The fear of things going horribly wrong means I'm not going to put in a deposit for a flat until I have 50% of the flats value in savings
>>217928734Only thing there I watch is 1% Club
>>217928686prefer not to say, doxxable info>>217928702The hostel cost me £313/week (yes, per week so £1200 a month). The usual hostel occupants get it paid on tick as they are all on bennies (druggies and alcoholics). As I was a normal man with savings and admitted as much I had to pay full board to the hostel, 300 quid a week. For which I got a room in a hostel full of junkies and alcoholics. Eventually the council moved me to Temporary Accommodation i.e a normal council flat where I reside to this day, paying rent to the council. My savings went down because I had to spend more money living as a homeless person than I did when I was living with my mum, as expected. Always good to have a cushion in case you... become homeless.Pictured: my current residence.
Finally leavingBe home in 20 minsMaybe less!
>>217928777That reaction is the only thing you can achieve from human beings so get used to it
Spaino is the Mickey Pearce of /brit/
>>217928825Wouldn't call a spaino human x
>>217928772that is quite a weird quirkI was reading about those yank talk shows yesterday (pertinent as Jimmy Kimmel did the alternative christmas message) - and they have a median age viewer of 65, yet if you look at their content it's like it panders to a ADHD-riddled 16 year old.Really bizarre stuff.Given olds are the ones watching TV, why not make your shows pander to them?
>>217928659>mum rentanglo moment
>age (number) is doxxable info
>>217928824hopefully more
>>217928836Why pander to the old people already watching who will die soon when you can try to capture the young audience
>>217928794ktimthink it's anxiety hun
How many lads here have seen an escort?
>>217928745thanks mat eany tips for gettting upt o those elusive 8/9s
>>217928846Mental that people are paid to make this shite. Literal copy-pasted images of fortnite characters with fart captions added
way she went about that bottle would make you think she’s been doing it for years.must have definitely been hot down there
>>217928883are you ever going to let it go mate
>>217928834seriously we don't care and just want you to die
>>217928899more like fartnite
In maccies with the Nigerian proto-gf
diego: god told me to fart so... *partpppppp*mousey: you are a parasite and i will fart you out *partpppppp*be poster: i love black cocks and farts *partpppp*
>>217928836>Jimmy Kimmel did the alternative christmas messageHate that these wankers are semi-known here solely because they're famous in the US, how many British people have even watched their showI recall once seeing an article about Saturday Night Live and all I could was "who the fuck knows or cares" does it even air here
>>217928942racemixing scum
>noodle magazine requires age verificationLame
>>217928942gwan rorke
>>217928942ever shag her up the arse
you don't see that disabled one on panel shows these days
>>217928954wonder who's the most famous american that 90%+ brits don't knowreckon you'd have to go pretty far down the list
I honestly think ignorance is bliss regarding experiencing sex with a women (via an escort or naturally).Can see myself being one of those lads who goes mental for pussy the moment he gets a crumb. You see it all the time among norms, they basically live to shag. Their entire lives revolve around the pursuit of women. I can see myself falling foul of that fate as well if a woman took pity on me and I finally got a shag, felt the warm embrace of a woman's touch.Meanwhile in reality I have no idea what I'm missing because I've never had sex. So I am able to plod along, ignorant and blissful.
>>217928942get her BLEACHED
>>217928954The bizarre thing is how yanks will talk about Saturday Night Live as if it's the modern day bible>oh yah Cody the Sandler era was better than x era lots of teachings there
>>217928913I have had sex with 3 escorts since the Russian cunt back in October
why was that faggot jimmy kimmel talking to brits
>>217929009fuck off back to /britfeel/
no mum i can't pay you rent because i spaffed all my dole on russian prostitutes
>>217928987I haven't watched Big Fat Quiz in about 4 years because they keep putting her on it to "own the wokes" or whatever. I'm not racist against spackers I just can't go her and if she's on the line up I won't be watching it simple as.
>>217929009It's all well and nice it's just I don't know what prompts you to tell the class about it every other thread.
wonder if cansnonce ever thinks about how good and touched my god himself i feel when i berate him. literally got 100% of human instinct, divine will general consensus supporting me. it feels deeply spiritual when i rightly tell him what's for
need to see ruby's bumhole
Maria cried out to me, "You can either leaveOr you can stop playing that cowbell with your gun"So I say, "Watch out Long Island City, here I come"Like Charlamagne in VietnamUntil I come home, I am not anyoneLong Island City, here I comeLike Charlamagne on the midnight busI have no idea where I'm goingHere I come
>>217929035done did this me but I wish they were nice tight pale pretty pink russian whores instead of nasty latinas with brown rotten gashes
haha it's the same image but smaller
>>217928934But you can filtr, retard, lad?
still got a fair amount of booze to get through after that shop run earlier and I'm sat here slumped like a slug
Idk lads I may have outgrown 4chan. Maybe I just leave
>>217929040she's NOT on it this year lineup seems alright except that bitch lou sanders
>>217928964it's not right, I forgot the name of their alts too
off you go then
>>217929087erotic
>>217929096Gwufinig
>>217929078>you can filtr, retard, lad?are you having a stroke?
>>217927624
umchristmas
please post the one where she's fine
>>217929118yes
>>217929097I tried this a few months ago but I relapsed the next day
>>217929126wonder what this saysif only it was the same image but larger
how long do you leave your christmas tree up for? i usually leave it up until the 6th
spent all fucking afternoon jerking off and posting crap
>>217929120ummypops
FlatulistA flatulist, fartist, fartial artist, professional farter or simply farter is an entertainer often associated with flatulence-related humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.
>>217929078yeah innit you should be able to be as big a nonce as you want doesn't matter if even the most captive audience allows by the Internet still rejects you. yeah legend
feeling a bit depressed
>>217929153I'm different
Where do you buy your magic the gathering cards?
past the 6th caus thats when the kings come by aintit
>>217929160don't even have one up or any decorations cause I live by myself
Poowing
>>217929169chortled
>>217929190Right but I mean from the alterating view of a nexus polared with a quasar
manga box sets are expensive
>>217929200your dad sells me yours during the night
>>217929072>pale pretty pink russian whoresShe was dark like an Armenian or Moldavian
>>217929097desu I wouldn't be surprised if there were more 40 year olds on it than 18 year olds
>>217927624New>>>/gif/30012287>>>/gif/30012287>>>/gif/30012287
>>217929120
Why not just get a mortgage. 35k is enough to put down a deposit, without needing to antagonise your mum
Well I guess that's Christmas over then isn't it
why are non brit flags the worst posters
>>217929240don't like this
well that's a /gif/ thread about wanting to suck willies with a clown girl OP, isn't it
>>217929216got this Bleach tankobon boxset when I was ~15 deep in my weeb phase, after requesting it from mumstein
>>217929228yalright oughta been better if she werent dont you thinki reckon i dont want to go to the whores again unless I find one to my taste, which is impossible in this rotten brown country
>>217929255do you know what?it was a good onewasnt feeling very christmassy but it turned out to be a bit of a belter really
They should make takeaway delivery drivers gay so that you open your door to two brown men snogging, because of woke
right if i enter that thread it's going to go off immediately
If I had 35k and mum kicked me out I would have shagged so many prossies and done all the coke in the world It'd have been gone in a week
>>217929258they seek attention that they can't get elsewhere
>>217929209aww well i hope you enjoyed them at your family's or friend's house
>>217929276it brit that
>>217929240oh moons
i want it to go off
>>217929278There's 3 of them and it'd be like £300 to get the whole series
>>217929258im a good poster though
>>217929215I'm not the person you've been arguing with but you do seem to have been done massively here
don't think that tempz aint on it sony samsung or panasonic
>>217929286or make them a cute brown twink who delivers your food, you shag up the arse, before sending them off
need to drink all my booze eat all my chocolates and smash all my vapes before January so i can cut it right the fuck down and start fresh in 2026it’s the only way
Getting bored of the video gamesmight go outside and kill myself for the laugh x>>217929348You seem to be under the impression that I care about anyone who isn't me
>>217929255no it's only the second day of christmas. you can celebrate for 10 more days
>>217929338It's also really annoying they changed the shape of the boxes
>>217929243At that time I was unemployed so had no proof of income. This formed a large part of why I had to make a homeless claim via the council rather than just renting in the private sector. Even though I could pay them 6+ months rent upfront they wouldn't touch me as I didn't have a job i.e a regular source of income. Doubly so for mortage brokers.Anyway it worked out in the end as I pay a very modest rent to the council now.
that was genuinely one of the most awkward experiences of my life
top 10 things you'll do first when you get your own house:
>>217929382hire two escorts
>>217929382wank in the kitchen
might see how long i can go without wankingalready at 3 day
>>217929216are they worth it due to the quality of the printing?
>>217929389FUCK
>>217929393you still got a tiny cock?
>>217929408>>217929408
>>217929362Don't get why the no-booze month is during the second most depressing month of the year. That's when you want to drink most
>>217929399settle down then
>>217929035Ktim
>>217928898Be more prolific and venture wider in your scope Talk about new topics and that
The first thing I did when I moved out was buy a nintendo ds lite which I still have as my alarm clock
>>217929382>whenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
>>217929382it's all scrubbing and washing and measuring though isn't it
I'm off the booze for the night now, drank a load of whisky on an empty stomach and passed out for a few hours afterwards.Now I've had a feed, contemplated a beer but watching telly in bed. Need to be not rough, showered, shaved etc for my date a 1300 tomorrow you see. Maybe I'll have a cheeky wee McEwan's if I feel better later
>>217929192.another content mless reply. might as well have commented how you're a paedo would have said as much. just remember that we all hate you mate, that's all that matters.
