IMAGINE BEING SOBER ON A FUCKING FRIDAY edish
>>217931014right so you're saying you wouldn't have sex with a girl who is attending universitywhat a load of utter shite you are talking
Yes, yes.
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI
>>217931052Heard you used AI to make child porn
These threads have been going since 2013.
i want to have seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>217931109*unzips penis*
Didn't know it was friday
>>217931105this nigga the /brit/ historian
>>217931102I also heard this.
>>217931073>217931073why have you post the definition of a 4/10 in your post
Copilot gf
>>217931129Many people are saying this
don't like the festive period. taxes my nervous system by putting it on edge
>>217931090:)
fucked up by giving two of the marines fuel rod guns and they ended up killing themselves almost immediately
you have nothing in common with a 22 year old girl with supple breasts who smells like a fancy candle
no straight man frequents gay clubs like diego or has an infatuation with femael popstars or has many female friends hes literally a gay and thats it. honestly feel bad for him because his repression is ruining his life
>>217931052your response to the universal hatred ?
>>217931171course i do, we both like sex
>>217931183he just copes by saying it’s only spainlad
>>217931177Do think he needs to meet a nice lad to help him through his repressed feelings
>>217931164ktim sir yes sir
Whats a supple breast.
And the thing is, lads.It's not about the cans. It's about the cans.
>>217931127I read more than 25 pages of posts containing ‘toilfu’ a few days ago.
just remembered I saw on the news yesterday morning a video of Trump telling schoolchildren that coal is "clean" and "the cleanest" and things like that. that's just mad right
>>217931073Peng
Dutch woman insisted I look BelgianEnglish people insist I look IrishI'm just EnglishHow hard can it be to be accepted in my own nation, by my English kin?
>>217931177who said i go to gay clubs and going to gay clubs doens't mean someone's gay anyway daniel craig went to gay clubsfemale popstars = oh no it's gay to listen to and like looking at women, rather than men. aka you're the gay if you think female popstars are wrongfemale friends - where did you get the idea i have any friends from lolalso n ot that it's any of your business but i've had a guy suck me off before and i didn't get hard or interested at all so i'm certainly not gay
nigga flag look like a biscuit
>>217931208how's the local village rapist
>>217931043>they're god tierLove em both, our secret thing is that we put one raisin in each grape leaf and it adds a nice sweet pop, it's a Greek culinary trick. Try it out sometime.>do you have any kind of sauce with the cabbage? it's standard here to serve it in mushroom or tomato sauce, they're a bit dry without.No, but our are quite moist, the cabbage is fermented and ads a nice kick to them, also the meat inside was juicy so no need for sauce, but I wouldn't mind trying them with a good sauce. I made a sauce from all the pork drippings and fat that came out of the pork leg so you can always dip them in that lol.
>>217931208kek some of those would have been from meback when i had a toilfuback when i had toil
>>217931215chicken-fried coal on every menu in every school in alabama
>>217931242Posting in /brit/.>>217931246Probably. What happened, lad?
had to hop in the shower after that shite
>>217931239>ve had a guy suck me off before and i didn't get hard or interested at all so i'm certainly not gaywat..
real diego would've replied "project on" to that
>>217931240makes me want to play with meccano
>>217931289yeah obvious larper in
>>217931271left the job, this was quite a few years agosaw her a few months ago in decathlon she's married with kids now
>>217931275you know i'm an alcohol right... you've also deduced that i've been to gay bars.. you really think i'm not been so battered i've never let someone try suck me off before for a couple minutes?
>going to gay clubs doens't mean someone's gay anyway daniel craig went to gay clubsscream>>217931215he hates "windmills" near his golf courses so naturally he has to praise fossil fuels
>>217931171I mean what would we even talk about? Her tight tummy and supple pert breasts and her youthful optimistic outlook on life and her wide bright eyes?it makes you sick so it does
>>217931304
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_MississippiMississippi GDP per capita>$47,190 USDUnited Kingdom GDP per capita>$46,125 USD
this is fucking disgusting, I remember people saying "RAM is cheap" back in the day
how can breasts be supple. like if you can fold them up like an accordion?
i know thats fake diewgfo but my point still stands
oh is he really doing his fake diego gimmick AGAIN?? fuck sake
Here I sit broken hearted Sat to poo and only farted
>>217931335Total AI Death
>>217931335>back in the dayyou mean 3 months ago
>>217931300The new star seems to be progressing in his endeavour to get close with the woman.
>>217931171actually you could bothj be studying the same courseor doing the same jobor have the same interest in film video games or whateverso actually it can be easier to talk to a 22 year old than a fellow 40 year old sometimesbut then i'm not autistic weirdo like you...>>217931347what's rly funny is that it's actually me as in the real diego but i say stuff that isn't in the diego character so people think it's fake diego when it's me real diego pretending to be fake diego haha
Mrs. Brown's Boys Christmas SpecialFunny
>>217931245>the cabbage is fermented>for golabkiare you even allowed to do that it sounds mental, i need to try it
>>217931335Don't worryIt's all worth it for the AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjhkTQAM92k&t=771s
>>217930749lmao this is the lad who he let play around on the tardis set and his fans were insisting it was homophobic to suggest he was taking it up the arse from RTD
>>217931383Thought it was utter shite personally
It has become clear that I won't be in bed until 2 or perhaps 3AM and by in bed I mean laying prone while 100% awake drunk and wired.
>>217930939 >>217930961 Yh... I'm probably going to show up to this date tomorrow with fuck all sleep and slightly rough but I will make sure to shower shave brush my teeth and put on some fresh clothes. AAAAAAAGH my head won't shut up. Mental how they have this powerDidn't realise there was a new, heads all over the place and I'm running behind
Love her
>>217931335valve surely have a sweetheart deal, and ironically it might be in their interest to do what console manufacturers do/did and fund the console for the sake of selling more games
>>217931329Thank god for ai slop>the wealth gap in Mississippi is far wider; the richest 5% in the state earn over 30 times more than the poorest 20%, whereas in the UK, that multiple is only about 7 times.
Here he is! >>217931418
Corrrr way too nice
>>217931391His boyfriend is quite fit tbf wouldn't mind sucking on his knob
>>2179314297 times sounds way too low
>>217931436>4 red 1 orangenot good is it
Can't stop thinking about boozing when I try to stop drinkingI just want to drink so the turmoil will stop
Hearing rumours that some of you are homosexual
mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jawss
>>217931208They weren't all me a swear, I'm obsessed but this is a recent development aha
>>217931470why is this top so erotic wtf
inhaling a brie and fruitcake
>>217931482ktimaawonb (kek this is me after a week of not boozing)
>>217931485
>>217931420She's a chudette
>>217931495No worries, darling. Good luck!
want to have a wank but the baby keeps waking up
>>217931377you ever thought about dropping the jesus stuff so you can get gay cocks up your arse
>>217931137Diego being snarky about someone’s looks, give me strength
>>217931534fucking disturbing thing to tell other people, shouldn't put those words together in a sentence
What is one goal you have for next yearFor me it's learn to legally drive a car
>>217931528Stranger Things took a weird turn.
>>217931510I mean she's an internationally renowned model so it's perhaps not that surprising that she activates your almonds
how can i improve me rizz lads>>217931534@cia @mi6 @interpol @csis
>>217931579real
>>217931579wtf10/10
>>217931579wtf mine never does this
>>217931385That's the only way we make em here. The way we ferment cabbage here is we don't cut it and put the whole head in the brine so after it's ready you can peels the leaves and make rolls/salad if you want or bake with ribs for example which is what I did when mine got ready. I fermented about 35 kilos this year along with other veggies like cauliflower, carrots, celeriac, small cucumbers and green tomatoes.
>>217931534are you the creepy uncle
All the best x
>>217931579Haters will say it's AI
getting assaulted by the gay porn demons again
>>217931583youre asking the wrong guy mate I've been at my job over a year and there's birds who I see every day that I haven't spoken to not good, not good
pit sex
girls you need to put some clothes on uncle rorke is coming over to visit for christmas
>>217931539fantasise on>>217931546>noo you can't criticise a pro footballer if your'e not also a progive it a rest reddit>>217931581it's not her her hactual aesthetics are mid but that top is rly sexy with the bare shoudler for some reason
>>217931198the system we're posting under affords him the veil of anonymity. you literally just have to picture a clone of yourself, and then magine taking on the abuse he gets. if it feels unjust that;s because you're not a cringe paedophile like him and you've never done anything to justify it. the absolute last thing in my life i could ever imagine doing is coming to /brit/ and sharing pedo bullshit. and yet that is what this guy does every day. sometimes i honest to god think the only way a person could be so unceasingly noncey and,cringe is if he was playing a character and the odd obsession with spainnonce has always made me think it's another sockpuppet. regardless, though, the end result for anyone observing is another melanisation of a really hateable individual. doesn't matter if it's a character even disregarding all morality, all we as users are trying to achieve here is a distraction that doesn't upset our moral foundationd and all he does is disrupt that in the most patently obvious way and then call your status into judgement whenever you express anything negative. all he is doing here is trying to have his grim paedo existence accepted and then tell himself that it's fine because the paedo website told him so
just went downstairs and scranned 6 mince pies one after the othergood thing i'm a skinny little twink x
Reckon if I don't quit my job I'll have to kms
Beard's bleeding againI don't know why I bother with this thing
>>217931431Ayyyy, my niggaWhat poppin Bhoy?
Right. Dry January. You'll all be partaking yeah? Gaining a clue yeah?
Paper Planes is perhaps the greatest song ever made
>>217931723i'm calling it no blackout january
feeling dysphoric
>>217931716Alive, but at what cost?
>>217931689was just saying this down at the pub
>>217931734never heard of it
>>217931723Yeah ahaI'll be drying my arse with the bokkles
>>217931723Already through dry October, November and almost December x genuinely never touching the muck again
https://youtu.be/sZYB5fFCiA4?si=B7QbBqx3lxs67JIV:3
feeling eugenic
>>217931705I quit my call centre job after I did genuinely try to kill myself (was found, narcan'd and sent to hospital). But not until I'd rinsed them for my 3 months full pay due to my many years of service.Once my full pay period ended I just emailed my line manager, cc'd in floor managerstein saying I was chucking it as of right now then turned my phone off. Then my manager called my emergency contact, my dad, to make sure I wasn't topping myself again and my dad called me and said you can't just quit your job but I said oh I already have, I already have. And that was that!
>>217931783Bit fat
feeling hygienic might go have a dip in the tub
gay willy
might indulge in the English vice
>>217931794she's not fat at all you clown you'd blow raspberries on her tummy
>>21793180610 year old boys?
time for a late night snackoid
>>217931670This would've worked with "auntie" leftypol too. For a true rorke post the girls would be needing to put on their crucifix necklaces rorke got them for Christmas
>>217931835asmrx
>>217931783SOSOFT
>>217931806annexxing the dark continent?
Wish I was Turkish
>>217931848what you thinking
no law against having a wank while the babys asleep
>>217931723
https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/sussex/news/court-results/former-sussex-student-jailed-for-raping-and-sexually-assaulting-women/played fifa against this bloke im pretty sure. he didn't strike me as that weird why don't people just not commit crime?imagine being in prison for twenty years
>>217931854what channel
>>217931880SEXXX
At the end of every weekeach one of us becomes a freak ^_^
>>217931757The struggle be real but we gotta keep on keeping on ya feel?
dua lipa sex fridge
>>217931893>Alex Patel-Wills>Patel-Willsthese zoomer hyphenated names are ridiculous
>>217931914Word up, homie.
still have to drink 4L of my 11% abv cider i made
>>217931901dunno yet, any good ones going?
>>217931866*activates my zetsu*heh, nothin' personnel
>>217931429>missing the point
>>217931921Um it's an equal society rorke the woman's surname deserves to be inherited just as much as the man's
might get some jorts for the summer
Got the Yakuza 0 on
Priscilla Mbongo-Watts
>>217931919It would be great if she had a giant ass. >>217931708Shitty trimmer?
>>217931929i been listening to somnial souds, kaitlynn asmr, and risottee2778 lately
my son is also named jort
seems to be a lot of sus sex in sussex
Scalp's stinging. Probably need a shower
>>217931936aseriously how are tummies so attractivelike objectively it's just some flesh with some hair and a strange hole/slit yet it is the most exciting thing in the worldutterly bizarre
>>217931903TURN IT UP UP UP
>>217931975ever play judgment and lost judgement?imho they're the best games in the franchise
>>217931880red leicester flavoured quavers
>>217932002belly erotic>>217932041not very substantial though is it? Not much in a pack of quavers.
the second diego gets a fat willy in his mouth he drops the jesus shit instantly guarantee it
>>217931963alri John Cena
fumingmy new jeans haven't even been moved yetordered on 23rdbeen 3 days nowgame's fucking GONE!
Remember ladsLean is Law
It looks like /rus/ needs your help to make it through the night. Thank you in advance.>>217892631>>217892631>>217892631
>>217932066fantasise on
I'm very drunk. Was hammered when I documented my walk to the offie earlier and I'm even more drunk now, significantly so
>>217932111youre salivating irl thinking about it lets be honest
>>217931936they are so beautiful but so stupidit's a shame
>>217932131fantasise on
>>217932066He'll probably become one of those ugly gay blokes dressed in a mask sucking random blokes off
>>217932103What's in it for us?
i will never abandon jesus christ
I'm the most frugal man whose ever lived, hurts my heart when random strangers spend money unnecessarily
>>217932162you are a gay male
@homealoneeveryfridaynight we hitting up climbing gym sen tomorrow?
>>217932180Eternal recognition.
Please stop posting sexy pics and webmsI'm trying to be a good boy
I dunno why stores keep thinking people has spare moneynobody has spare moneymoney is only for bills and food now it's not for treats or other things that make life enjoyable and people that do have money are not spending it either just saving anything that doesn't go on bills or food
>>217932193no lad not in london at the moment am I , in the ol home counties >>217932182BLESSED
>>217932103I gave them a wahey lads postThat oughtta see them through these hard times
>>217932213I've got spare money :)
>>217932182A second time the rooster crowed. Then Peter called to mind the word that Jesus had said to him, “Before the rooster crows twice, you will deny Me three times.” And when he thought about it, he wept.
>>217932198Nothing of value then
but but I thought he was based???
diego wants to shag Jesus that's why he's obsessed with him
it's so bizarre to me that a literal paedo makes new threads and it's just left and accepted
Watching an Asian lady finger her arsehole on cam
>>217932256projec ton
>>217932250And because of this, I will never abandon Him!
>>217932238Much appreciated!>>217932252Eustace, please.
mumy got me some leather boots from M&S for christmas but they're too bigam I allowed to take them back and swap them if I don't have the receipt? How will the till wagie know that I didn't just pick up a random pair of boots and take them to the till?
>>217932261Not accepted but there's not much we can do about it
>>217932248and what did you buy this boxing day to help the economy?
>>217932254and what am i supposed to be angry about here then rorke
i did wank over that webm
AI? It's a bubble
dont even feel bad that diego will never feel the gay satisfaction he denies himself because hes such an wretched individual he deserves it
>>217932200You have to be strong anon, don't give in.
>>217932261youve already done him mate. hes cooked. fuck him off and enjoy the life
https://youtu.be/wnlV03_iFcI?si=DEbpD-B5i347skIWany upfront zoomer chads in?
>>217932304i hope he does get what he wants and he ends up getting shagged by a massive knob that really hurts
Everyone's just on their phones
>>217932291Nothing because you aren’t from here so it doesn’t concern you just like literally any topic discussed in /brit/ won’t concern you because again you are not from here Take the hint
drag gelphie on big fat quiz:3
>>217932312very based messaging there my compadré and of course you are right
>>217932338we're watching die another day actually
>>217932316I just listened to the album the other day, it's not bad.
new drag queen on big fat poz load of the year
that elphaba could actually get it
WHERE THE FUCK IS ZIEDY????
>>217932348that's a big allen key
>>217932283the only leather boots I own are new rock bootsget you goth girlfriends you seealso no you definitely can't take them back without the receiptwater and heat if real leather will make them tighten though. might work but unlikely
>>217932339stupid newfag
>>217932291somaliland seceding from somalia, losing somalia somaliland, which will no longer be counted as somali land, but rather, somaliland
her tits will do that
>>217932283They might be understanding if you have all the packaging as this kind of thing happens at Christmas, especially if you just want an exchange for the right size and explain. However, you should tell your mum they're great but too big, does she have the receipt so we can exchange them? Then you might actually get items that fit in future too
>>217932370oh dear i thought you meant the one from tiktok lol
>>217932381Been here since 2010 probably when you was still in nappies mate who’s the new fag
>>217932402the one on jimmy carrs big fat quiz of the year
>>217932283No receipt? You are fucked. Grow bigger feet
>>217932389mad how many incels she could save by letting each of us suck on her tits for a bit
>>217932373the gherkin
>>217932389she should do more horror, she's very good at screaming tbqh
>>217932373Said he was retiring from cronemposting earlierDon't believe him x
has anyone ever shat themselves out their bums though??>
Sucking on my lucozade bottle
>>217932427the implication of tasting other lads' saliva has not gone unnoticed here
>>217932419oh that onethought you meant this one
>>217932441...yh
Has rorke admitted that he had swag or is he just a vindictive little baby
brown internet zoomers are attempting to climb mountains, failing at it then calling for rescue
>>217932378they're a good 2 sizes too big it's not workable. Decent boots but I can't be wearing them as is they're fucking giant clodhoppers>can't take them back without the receiptthis isn't fair surely they can check the CCTV and SEE that I walked in with the boots. Might just walk in, pick up a pair of boots the correct size then walk out fuck it it's not even stealing I'll leave the wrong ones on the shelf I'm done doing the right thing there's no time
>>217932441yeah one time at winter camp, very traumatizing
Rorke is pro-Somaliland you know nothing
>>217932449you are unbelivably gay mate
>>217932463>>217932471your actually well embarrassing... wouldnt have oosted here had u known i was postingto gaylords what have cringe life exoereicne,,,,,
>>217932470yes but everybody who works there is 100% a simple cunt who can't put two and two togetheryou may need to ask mummy for the receipt x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYrvEMZr_U
>>217932487project on
>>217932312>>217932355Look to the sky and enjoy the life my brothers
the way diego posts about women is the exact way if you asked a gay bloke to pretend to be straight its not even subtle
>>217932470no need for them to have there fanny bulges out like that is there
>>217932495I'm fucking stealing boots that fit me I don't care
>>217932501i look exactly like this
>>217932468That’s Yr Wyddfa
mental how expensive food is now
>>217932338it's only going to get worse way worse
Seems it's been a bad winter for these outdoor activities
>>217932515trvke
>>217932495
>>217932494It was even funnier because i was fat>wouldnt have oosted here had u known i was postingto gaylords what have cringe life exoereicne,I don't care, who gives a shit. it's funny to me now
>>217932518might as wellvictimless crime innit really
>>217932523my dad isn't black
>>217932517puffy vulva protruding, very disrespectful
>>217932534don't know why so many psychos think christmas is a good time for exercise these daysa brisk walk after lunch is all you should be doing
>>217932468Crib Goch is a Grade 1 winter route, crampon and ice axes, verglass common, and these urban YouTubers pulled up to it with the weather closing in and started walking it in shorts and trainers.
>>217932550
Who watches all these Fast and Furious films then
So one man just took it upon himself to get the good slags posted? Hero.
>>217932568A butterface with nice tits/body is so fucking hot. also they are better in bed.
>>217932373Transitioned to female
>>217932550Sorry?
Just cried listening to avenged sevenfold
green is the warmest color
>>217932600browns love fast vroom vroom
>>217932568might wank and cum over that
>>217932568Okay but what the FUCK are those eyebrows
>>217932600i think my cousin liked them when he was 12
>>217932534why fury? police and coast guard literally said don't go swimming in the sea because the weather was making it very dangerous. at some point people have to take responsibility for their own actions instead of getting angry that nobody stopped them doing something retarded.
hate my lifeI'm 30 but mentally still feel 16
>>217932634Because you’ve done nothing that’s why
hate living in such a shithole but it does allow me to save like 2 grand a month
>>217932605difference between a hot girl who acts like she's doing you a favour and a butters girl who is absolutely gagging for your willy is night and daycan never go back, me. See lads tolerating fit gfs who act like stuck up cunts and just shake my head. If only they knew what was out there. The future is 6/10 birds who worship the ground you walk on
>>217932613almost cried reading the section of his notes when he got a new pair of jeans to impress the girl at the gas station but couldn’t talk to her due to autism,Damn…
>>217932605Not really a butterface at all, just plain
>>217932658Spend that money you are ruining the economy
learning about Russian Christmas x
>>217932658and do what with it?
Off to Wetherby races tomorrow someone pick a horse for me to bet on
>>217932659horrendous trollop
>>217932659vile sketelogical substance
>>217932666no>>217932671invest
would love to get rid of my phone honestlywe need to resist this decayneed it for toilberg though
>>217932685talking shite you wouldn't let go buried to the hilt inside her hairy fannois sans johnnyutter SHITE
>>217932700>investin?
>>217932675Rock on Ronnie in the 3:20
>>217932501He's come so far, when you started posting him he looked like Dabney from Malcolm in the middle.
>>217932658can i hold a band twin
>>217932667they call it novi god which is new year but in russian over there and their father christmas is called father frost but in russian
Would like to invest but I don't know what any of the terms meanWhich account or whatever gets me the most money for doing fuck all?
>>217932649How am I supposed to do anythinggot no mates you see
also I quite like playing chess on my phone and posting about the Danish kaneria Googly on /cric/
>>217932729invest in poo
>>217932704My current phone is on its last legs and I don't think I'll replace it Got a cheap 'dumb phone' for calls and texts and everything else I'll do on my pc
If you look like this I am prepared to offer you entry into the United States of America. Room and board. Spacious living quarters. However, due to inflation we sleep in the same bed, it's redacted information.
>>217932659>a butters girl who is absolutely gagging for your willy is night and dayshe has to have an insane body though but you are right, there's something about thinking holy shit how does that face have a 10/10 body, that's hot.
this is my last post on beit and 4chan until late marchgood day
Canslad rules /brit/ with an iron but fair fist
>>217932213>nobody has spare moneyI have 120k euro
>>217932704same except for phone read carMOT next week. If they come back and say it's another 800 quid for headlight fluid or whatever it's getting fucked off and I'm getting a bicycle fuck it I'll cycle to work in winter as well I don't care sick to bastard death of the car jew
>>217932729just do what the zoomer tiktok slags do and upload all of your financial information and spending into gpt and let it sort it all out for you
>>217932731Neither do I but I’m still doing something I’m joining the army
>>217932738know what I like? punching cunts in the face, cunt
>>217932729everything in an index like s&p500 or a global one, at least that's what everyone will tell youas far as i understand this is what 99% of (non-retarded) people do as it's just mirroring the general economy, 5% a year over several years is standard
>>217932798>>217932798>>217932798
NEW>>217932793>>217932793>>217932793
>>217932758He should put his iron fist up me bum
saw a tiktok that said owning a car means every letter that arrives in your letterbox is now potentially a ransom note
>>217932811ok
>>217932708Yeah he must be a bender I reckonI'd bury my cock so deep in her fanny that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur
