Germanicus and his men burying the remains from Teutoburg forest
It is better to be dogshit retarded than be a midwit tbqh
Explain why this is impossible
just purchased Silksong, Hades II, and Hogwarts Legacy.Which should I play first?
>>217937807Mythbusters proved that it works
Nobody told that RETARD that I just opened my weed pen package right now
>>217937812Hog warts
>>217937781there is a goldilocks zone that can turn you into a reflex god, but if you have even a little too much or too little you will miss it.
ADHD clearly exists in the sense there's a long left tail on the bell curve of attention span but so long as it gives you extra time on tests and legal meth it's a scam and you should either get in on it or demand it be abolished.Frankly I lean towards abolishment because it would be a lot more human if just nobody did meth instead of having to compete with people frying their brains like Eastern front Wehrmacht who will frequently go down in flames after their early 20s, wasting all the effort they put into getting that far
>>217937803i think being a midwit is worse
thinkin about gock..... again.........
>>217937867Post pictures
>>217937841since when do you play video games?
>>217937812>silksong is just a generic metroidvania>hades 2 isn't as good as hades 1, the gameplay is fine to better but the characters just aren't as charming and the story was so bad they had to rewrite it post release, its so bad it brings down the rest of the game>hogwarts legacy is not a great game but if you have harry potter nostalgia it's a 9/10 as it gets so long as you don't play slytherin because of how hard their story clashes with the rest of the gameSo hogwarts legacyAlso is there any site that can actually give good recommendations if you give it recent games you like? Can AI finally do it or will it give the same slop reddit and /v/ give you?
>>217937853that's what I said retard
>>217937883i thought you were asking if one is better than the other
>>217937877I don't even really care for Harry Potter, I just like fantasy rpgs, does this change your answer?Sad to hear about Hades II, it seems like everyone else liked it thoughThats fine for Silksong, I'd be happy with just more of the same that was in Hollow Knight
>>217937849Epstein isn't the only shady character in the worldi'm sure he is one out of many such characters in that world...
>>217937871i don't know how to take a picture of my thoughtsbut picture a lady and then add a big ole penis
>>217937889Lowit
Had to evict the cupboard spiders because they were making too many babies
I will never be seriously respected so may as well try to undermine things and generally be a bitter person
>>217937803Maybe if you you're a dogshit retarded outlier from a prosperous and intelligent family. Otherwise it's kind of miserable.
I so enjoy seeing people punishedIt's good to be king
ordering my lego set tomorrow
Bout to fuck up these thanksgiving leftovers
>>217937905I think harry potter is still good if you're in to the wizard school fantasy, not just harry potter but earthsea and other settings as well
>>217937946Retards lack the self-awareness to be miserableYou've never seen one of those semi-retarded Walmart greeters? they always have a great big smile on their slack jawed faces
guy i knew from high school currently has about 14k hours in garry's mod.
It used to be easy to make people laughEveryone is incredibly desensitized
Can I buy you lunch hottie?
>>217937981i have 3k hours
>>217937981>>217938010I have like 20 hours, what is there to do besides fuck around?
>>217937981dark rp
>>217937949policeactivity is better
>>217938018It was a big thing back in the day
>>217937991Sometimes you times to you have to cut the limb to survive
i will never have sex in my entire life
>>217938018Play vanilla TTT
should I make an ubereats driver travel through the snow?
I am both uncomfortably high and hungry and bored, maybe I will explode
>>217938078if he is accepting orders then he's up to the task
Wearing my new moccasin slippers I got fir Christmas!
>>217938078is it primarily jeets in your area? if so yes
>>217938078no
I want to give you whatever you need. What is it you need? Is it what I need?
>>217937969As if misery were purely a matter of self-awareness: I've seldom lacked much when it comes to creature comforts, and notice all too acutely where and why they're lacking.
>>217938112I lack sex with your mom lol
i wish i got the $50 amazon card from footkraut
I self sabatoge a lot and let good opportunities pass by me when I was youngerI always have the sense there has to be something better, which holds me back
Let’s exist some coffee into my body right now
>>217938093they sent me an email asking what i'm in the mood for.
>>217938112>As if misery were purely a matter of self-awarenessThe less self aware a person is the happierhence why alcohol induces happiness >notice all too acutely where and why they're lacking.Retards don't notice anything
>>217938120That’s a good self-observation to make. All we can do is be better than we were.
>>217938116My mom could treat you right, last century.
>>217937803
>>217938120I let opportunities pass me by when I envision the awkward moments that my poor social skills will create. never had high standards for anything.
wonder what kind of profile the corpos have on me, if any at allthey know all the searches I've made on google, bing, brave, duckduckgo, and startpage are the same person because I don't spoof my device info or use VPNswe all had mandatory school google accounts. I've written so many projects and assignments in google docs. they can gauge my political opinions and my general intelligence from those projectsit was under a school email and they can 100% link that data to my personal email because I usually have both of them on the same deviceall the searches I've made about really private and personal shit to find people in similar situations as me, they have that data nowand all the way too personal details I share on here. I wonder if they can, or bother to, tie it to meI just hope they don't actually build deep profiles of every human being that uses their services. maybe they delete your data monthly unless the government requests otherwise, or if you say something of note that puts you on a watchlist or in this case retain-data-list
>>217938168Yeah...
>>217938145Experience tells me otherwise, silly boy.
i wish fatherberg tried being more christian
>>217938186My employer does data gathering for the government, shan't say anymore, my roll is unimportant anyway I am literally a middle manager who works from home, content to be a cog in the machine if it pays, banality of evil and whatnot
you guys dont give a fuck what i have to say so why should i even post here?
>>217938186Awhile ago I went through every single profile i ever made just deleting everything, and closing down a bunch of accounts i no longer use & tightening up the data settings in the few i still do useI assume they probably already have a lotIf there is a profile they have on me, it's likely "neurotic weirdo profile", and that is likely why I occassionally get advertisements for Therapy lol
>>217938233bizarre post
>>217938233*pisses on you* anyone else hear that? sounded like a bitch was squawking
>>217938172I didn't talk to girls because of this. Some directly told me they liked me and I never did anything
>>217938186it's gotten to the point where i'll get youtube shorts related to products that I just started using 1 or 2 days ago.
>>217938230get that money anon>>217938237every service or app I use the first thing I do is go into privacy settings. but I feel it's futile. I bet they just store that shit privately and pretend to give me generic ads. they 1000% know I'm a neurotic weirdo, too.
>>217938233Because nobody gives a fuck. It means you can say anything. It’s very freeing.
>>217938208Low self-awareness brings happiness because such people lack the means to even know what's wrong they're content living their small livesPretty much every other mental disorder involves people having insane over self-awareness--like schizos thinking everyone is watching them
>>217938230>my roll is unimportant>my rollt. literal janny
>>217938261I never see ads, and I block shorts, and I disabled the recommended feed. could be interesting to re-enable all of it and see how accurate they are on my interests
>>217938294I'm blind drunk tbqh
>>217937782>ring light in her bedroomShe is definitely doing Only Fans.
what would you do if you walked in on your dad having sex with a monkey
>no cute mexican boys to rape
>>217938278>I bet they just store that shit privately and pretend to give me generic adsI get served ads based on what other people in my household buylike my sister went to walgreens recently, open Facebook see an ad for walgreens....Shit is crazyI try to obfuscate when i have to sign up for a website, like i just fill in random things . idk if it actually helps or does anything
>>217938356unlikely since your mom and my dad have never met.
>>>/r9k/83494909Made one
Fighting the urge to self harm again
>>217938377whats wrong
>>217938377I got scars so that scared me straight
>>217938391I'm so lonely>>217938396I got away with not developing scars after last time so maybe I'm a fake cutter and others are cutting deeper or something.Well there are scars but they have 99% faded
Bitches on their Tinder profile be like: "I love traveling, good conversations and hate lies" and then put themselves on a pedestal.
Wondering if I’ll just vomit all this alcohol out
grim thread tonightnot holly or jolly at all
if a girl smiles at you that should give you one legal butt grab.
>>217938429I'm sorry I hate myself so much
>>217938429MEOWTH that’s right
>>217938409are your parents not around? do you not have a pet? when i feel that way i lay down with my dog and put some tv on to distract myself
>>217938416Where do all these bitches travel to is what i wonder
>>217938371>I try to obfuscate when i have to sign up for a website, like i just fill in random thingswhat do you mean? like giving them fake info about yourself?
>>217938456Staying at my grandma's right now I'm visiting my home state but have only seen my friends once since coming backThe loneliness is more about not having a gf to be honest, I know it's pathetic.My grandma has a cute dog but it's sleeping with her right now
>>217938458they just say they like it so some simp will buy them a free vacation.
>>217938377I hope you don’t. I got lucky and avoided getting nasty scars too. But that shit still isn’t worth it. I’m sorry you’re feeling so awful.
>>217938467>like giving them fake info about yourself?Yeah, like random date of birth, rarndom made up nameprefer not to say for race or gender, or choose one randomly, etc etc
>>217938478put some tv on and read something that comforts you
https://youtu.be/I7HahVwYpwo
This game any good?
>>217938478>The loneliness is more about not having a gf to be honest, I know it's pathetic.most of us feel this. at least we have a place to congregate
You guys are cool. Don't come to /cum/ tomorrow
Videogames are GAY.
>>217938481>>217938515>>217938548Thanks anons. I think I'll be fine
Came in my pants award.
>>217938529race mixing song
>>217938544Ya, it is
>>217938581It's a good song.
https://youtu.be/RKexvwfhQLU
>>217938589ya betta not be fucking with me
I loved Japan as a tourist and felt it was a wonderland I could live in but the literal line of people waiting for the Pachinko parlor to open gave me the sense that the median person there was mostly hopelessCouldn't be me though, I'd have done well
Do this.
>>217938675I do do this
>>217938689no you don't, loser
>>217938667guess you've never been to a convenience store in your own country? the lotto players are the only thing keeping those 20th century relics in business.
>>217938691Lick my bootyhole, pendejo
>>217938703STOP being mexican
>>217938692The convenience store food in my country is dogshit, as is all the other food. Everything is visibly rotted out and sad. There are no attractive women who smile at you anywhere. The women are shaped like Grimace.
have gay sex luke
>>217938675You are a silly willy
>>217938742Use the lube, Luke.
>>217938667>the median person there was mostly hopelessSo like anywhere then
I always never quite understood all these ngos/non profits that do nebulous random bullshit in foreign countrieslike there's random non profits where you open up their about page and it's some gobbledly gook like "We are dedicated to improving and expanding the human rights profile in over 500 countries. Community outreach is the key to development!"like wtf do these creepily positive freaks even actually do and who funds these worthless organizations?
>>217938764kek10/10
>>217938799they take photographs shaking hands and patting shoulders with the local leaders, then make whatever transaction they're covering for.
I've never done any drugs but I want them. I think some kind of opiate or just regular alcohol in the evenings would be nice. Have some peace before bed. I know it's a dangerous line of thinking and I'm craving something I've never even tried. But I it would be awesome the first few times before I became a crippling addict
>this actually happenedit's so over
>>217938830this but the horse is zionism
I want to get a midnight snack but my uncle is still awake watching TV downstairs and I don't want to have to interact with him
>>217938799>Who funds these worthless organizations?Surprising amount is elite philanthropy that's been directed to causes they can't possibly endorse. Bezos gives away like 10% of his income and some chick he hired to manage it was just directly giving the money to anti-police organizations
Fuck 12!
>>217938830Open the gape
>>217938822Just take a weed gummy or something.
>>217936546rings are better because they require more effort to stabilize yourself. good for dips too. your money would be better off spent on weights though because pull ups and easily done on trees and dips can be done on kitchen chairs back-to-back
>>217938764Smell the farts, Luke
>>217938892i usually prefer fries over rings, unless they do an especially good job on rings, like it’s their specialty
>>217938866>Bezos gives away like 10% of his income and some chick he hired to manage it was just directly giving the money to anti-police organizationsi wonder how often people try to funnel it to their own organizations just to pocket it
>>217938916foids want to act like victims when incels are treated like ghosts in public
>>217938866>>217938925It’s very possible he doesn’t give a fuck what happens to the money, and he just does it for tax avoidance
>>217938941No they don't
>>217938914they have 'ion 'ings in 'anada?
>>217938914rings are kinda gross ngl
>>217938916No one says this
>>217938960toe rings are sexy
>>217938966yes they do
>>217938972No they don't
>>217938980PROVE IT
>>217938972No
>>217938972Poo
>>217938971should I get a toe ring and get all the foids to date me?
upscaling textures for jedi outcast because the texture mods available dont satisfy me
>>>/lgbt/42139301today's blog if anyone's interested
corranudda gucci-arse birdingtonshire
Lets be honest, mexico is only included in /cum/ because it makes a funny acronym
suck my green dick you must hmmmbut im not gay master yoda!you will be...you will be...
>>217939056obviously
>>217938957Yeah. In terms of fast food, I find the only acceptable ones are from A&W, which exists in both Canada and the U.S., but they are different companies with different menus.Something weird that I’ve encountered in my travels is that they always seem to serve onion rings with honey as a dip or sauce in Quebec.
>>217939056arguably canada toolike in normal situation would just be /usa/ or /america/ or summatwho gives a FUCK about canadania
The stacy at the gym gave me a death stare for no reason. All i did was walk past her and her look past me was full of disdain
>>217939056/cus/ would be better.
Laid down and couldn't sleep>>217939082Hey shiddington how are you?
>>217939043God clearly says homosexuality is a grave sin
>>217937803Too bad I'm a dogshit retard with midwit affectations
>>217939043proxy off, Jason
Condominiums and apartment complex seem like grim places to live
>>217939056Yep it's only the mexicrent who posts regularly
>>217939086Maybe you smell bad
>>217939086Maybe you're ugly and you smell bad
>>217939107one of my childhood friends lived in a condo and it was surprisingly spacious and had amazing lighting. aside from your front yard being a parking lot there's not much downside.
hi im gay actor michael douglas, and i shortly stopped kissing my boyfriend to raise money for the victims of hurricane katrina
>>217939082Of the three /cum/ countries, the United States has 65-70% of the population of all three, Mexico has 20-25%, and Canada has 6-8%. Canadians make far more than 6-8% of the posts in /cum/. It would be a very different thread if there weren’t Canadians here.
>>217939125>>217939135I wear deodorant plus some light perfume for this>Maybe you're uglyYeah but I'm not bothering anyoneI just mind my business
>>217939080haven't tried them with honey. next time I will
>>217939167were you wearing a hentai or my little pony shirt? did you have gross stains on your clothing? were you staring at her body?
>>217939156the game was so good
cum would be nothing without canada
>>217939136I guess i'm thinking of the poorer kind, but desu even the nicer ones seem weird to meI like the privacy of a house more
>>217939181um, WRONK
>>217939136The downsides are that you have to deal with noise from neighbours, and you have to tiptoe around your own home so your neighbours don’t make noise complaints about you. Living in a shared building sucks dick.The real kicker is that you have to pay a load of money to buy the unit, but then you have to also have to pay condo fees for the maintenance and repair of the building. As the building gets older, and expenses mount, the condo fees increase to basically become equivalent to paying rent on top of your mortgage payment to own the condo. It’s absolutely fucked.
>>217939167>some light perfumedude don't do that, not at the gym
>>217938971Agree
>>217939167>some light perfumeFaggot
>>217939180it was, fatal attraction too, though the blonde woman was so nasty
Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom and United States general
>>217939188Oh, also sometimes the condo corporation gets a random huge expense due to some major HVAC system failure, structural failure, or whatever, and they hit you with a “special assessment” that basically amounts to getting a letter that says “you have to pay us $20,000! :)”
>>217939207Brits would never share a general.
watching porn
>>217939196based, now add latex, ageplay, shibari and femdom
>>217939217I've been using my imagination the last few days
>wanting brits
Property ownership is a scamJust create a log cabin deep in the wilderness
>>217939207The other Anglo countries hate us and call us "Yanks"
>>217939207settler colonial genocidal general woo!add israel too!!
>>217939196I developed a taste in feet as I've gotten older. Especially the feet of a working women, not pristine pedicured feet. Make me smell your sweaty, smelly callused feet.
>>217939229If you're only concerned with existing and nothing else, I guess. It's a good plan
>>217939230from yankee, which is from the dutch jan-kees
>>217939178No just plain black t-shirt,nothing on it. I try not to stare, usually look off into the distance. I get that I'm a ugly manlet but It just feels a bit bad. Third time this has happened in the past few months>>217939194>>217939197Why tho? Its pretty lightThere was this one time I was working close to this latina and when she finished her workout she pulled out some perfume and sparyed it on lmao. Idk why
>>217939216>>217939230I think everyone would come around after a while
>>217939226I don't hate brits in particular but holy shit /brit/ is some of the biggest brain rot on 4chan. I'm convinced theyre all underage shitskins.
>>217939207That’s called /brit/
penisberg decided to simultaneously pee into the terlit and straight down on the floor
>>217939238>If you're only concerned with existing and nothing elseWhat else would i be concerned withexisting seems kind of crucial to being alive
>>217939236i want a footjob and to be stepped on, its more about the dynamic
>>217939259same T B H
>>217939253
>>217939240Do you have a latex fetish
>>217939244You're probably hideously ugly She likely could telepathically sense your foul dysgenic genes
>>217939269my ex would rub her feet on me when she was horny, boy does that work well on me
>>217939258>if you're ONLY concerend with existing and NOTHING elseReading comprehension not your strongsuit eh
>footjobsthey don't feel that good my gf used to give them to me
>>217939202Wall Street and Basic Instinct was great. Sharon Stone was hot as fuck back thenGay actor Michael Douglas has a A-tier filmography desu
>>217939244I'm sorry then anon. Sounds like she was unfair to you. If she's a bad enough person to glare at you just because she doesn't like the way you look, you shouldn't give her opinion of you any weight, she's an asshole and doesn't deserve it.
should I buy a ticket to a baseball game or a $5 friendslop game in the steam sale?
hate finding a good hentai game at 1am
>>217939289>gay actor Michael Douglas What did he mean by this?
>>217939284Ok so I should be more concerned with accumulating kike-bucks then or what
>>217939290You're right, anon. thanks
>>217939280yes, very female-lead fetish somehow, most models do it for themselves>>217939289wall street worked so well for what kind of actor he is, he really shouldve been the main character
>>217939291You should rent baseketball for 4 dollars
>>217939244>Why tho? Its pretty lightno one wants extra odors, good or bad, at the gym. i wear cologne almost daily and i can guarantee even a small amount will project pretty hard once you heat up during a workout. i lift at home but if i did go to a commercial gym i would wash the cologne off before lifting personally.just a shower beforehand, clean clothes, and deodorant is enough, if you start to smell like BO/sweat during your workout that's completely expected and no one should care.>There was this one time I was working close to this latina and when she finished her workout she pulled out some perfume and sparyed it on lmao. Idk whythat's weird but some people do that for whatever reason they have. it is considered bad manners though.
>>217939303Is there no in between for you or something?
>>217939299hes gay with gay actor stephen dorff
>>217939321Inbetween what now, anon you're speaking in tongues
i work to afford things i really want, like a nice car, nice tools, etc
My father was a pastor, before that he worked as a radar technician in the U.S NavySometimes the dolphins would interfere with the submarine signals. The dolphins were known to act up and ram the submarines. most seamen strongly dislike dolphins. There's nothing generally wrong with hunting dolphins
>>217939157if mexicans spoke english. This general would be shit post mayhem
Drinknk in the park again AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>217939364Not reading this schizo babble
>>217939382thats your president, libcuck
>>217939382Excuse me nigga??? He’s your president, show some respect.
>>217939377do you do this on a nightly basis?
>>217939370was your dad often surrounded by lots of seamen in the army?
>>217939364Whens the next holiday so we can get the next higher tier of dirt
what if a decent person snuck into presidency under the pretense of being a scumbag and then de-jewed the entire government once he took power
>>217939361Kanker homoThoughts on them?
>>217939393Almost
>>217939377where's the snow
>>217939370a dolphin raped your dad
>>217939409apparently "federal judges" have all the power ITC.
>>>/r9k/83495530Now THIS is how a foid should do a sexy camshow!
>>217939419i really dont like homos, like a passionate hatred and disgust
>rain forecasted at the end of the weekCaliChads cant stop winning
Only gays live in California
>>217939453then explain how Im heterosexual
-20 blizzard outside. Fortunately comfy inside.
I used to be really big into making prank calls. Not anymore though. Not after I got a visit from the cops LOL
>>217939433He gets very antsy whenever anyone talks about dolphins. Ptsd I guess
>>217939438Her silly antics aside those are a-grade squeezable tiddies!!>>217939463You only think you are - for now
>>217939477Details
Nah but seriously gay sex is disgusting
>>217939500unless it's a blowie from a cute crossdresser.
>>217939438is she having a seizure?
>>217939438Lol, amazing
>>217939520does she have a stache
>>217939438she's the female version of that soyim with the beard making wacky faces into his camera and zooming it in and out.
feeling a poo brewing and I dont know how many more farts I can gamble on before I'm cashed out
>>217939539So true
>>217937807Take a glass, flip upside down, press straight downwards in to water until completely submerged. There will be an air bubble at the top. The challenge with the canoe is to hold it under water like this. Buoyancy is a problem if you want to go walking along the bottom.
May I meet you?
>>217939419Does this work?
>>217939556I don't know, CAN you?
>>217939338I mean you don't have to choose between a spartan life in a ramshackle cabin in the woods and an unfulfilling life esrning money you don't even have time to spend
How long do crimbus trees stay up in the average American household?
smoked too much dude weed award
>>217939600
>>217939599you throw them out the day before New Year's Eve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4fGHPakyWQwhy wasn't there hot, bangable sperggirls when I was in high school
Cringemas
>>217939600>>217939602>not being a master of both artsI can out smoke, out drink, out goon y'all of y'alls
>>217939629t. Hannucuck
>y'alltalk less, fatty
Jingle bellsJingle bellsJingle all the way
67 on a merry rizzler
>>217939438>>217939532That’s just a quirk chungus
>>217939709that's Aella, a semi famous twitter personality who pretends to be a data scientist and hates her pastor father for homeschooling her or whatever.
>>217939526All women have subtle moustaches, unless they shave or wax them
O Holy Night > We Three Kings > Ye Merry Gentlemen
>>217939539Kek
>>217939727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jcfyyog08g
>>217939581What's the third option like being a gangbanger, or something
confession time bros...My porn addiction is so severe over the years that it went from:>normal porn>hentai>erp with people in FFXIV>futa content>experimenting with prostate play>buying dildos and sex machine>throwing it all out>buying dildos againI want to escape but I keep spiraling back into it everytime... I just stick it in my ass for the past 2 hours and I feel horrible, then I gooned to AI chatbot SPHI am so unbelievably fucked at this point, I did have a GF for a year where I abstained from masturbating and was normal with no inclination for this gay shit but that was 4 years ago and I just keep spiraling
>>217939758Nothing wrong with dildos
>>217939776I feel immense shame afterwards, it fucks with me because I am not attracted to men... But I think my porn addiction has made me obsessed with dicks
>>217939718She has an amazing landing strip bush!!
who is epstein
>>217939758prostate orgasm do feel amazing but a sex machine does seem taking a bit far t b hI fucked myself in the shower with a suction cup dildo and it felt amazing but I threw it away because I couldn't get the shit smell out of it.
>>217939718oh its that girl destiny fucked
>>217939801I can do hands free wet orgasms, when I purged everything I felt good for about 6 months. Then I felt insatiable cravings
Stfu no one wants to hear this nasty shit
