shitterton edish
>she>her
i'm officially coming out as nonbinary please respect my choice of they/them pronouns in all future poststhank you <3
at the snooks
got blue valentine on
>>217945306alright then you big tranny bender
going to buy some new tshirts
>>217945277What’s the requirements to join I know they just say be male and 18+ but what’s the real requirements
was going to switch to EE but their christmas ad ticks so many boxes I can't bring myself to give them money
>>217945328save the life of a mason or be the son of a mason
wish i had a little black slave to bring me iced water in my hungover state
>>217945327where from?
no i didn’t speak to them but im young and they are old they should’ve spoke to me first
Clavicular is back to looksmaxxing
>>217945287why is british foods so disgusting?
what are some uses for leftover christmas gammon?
>>217945356internet
>>217945370show your workingperhaps everyone (rightly) assumed you were a miserable bore and didn't want to make conversation
>>217945393sit him in front of gbnews with a pint?
/brit/ is quite clearly overrun with spambots these days. I know theres a lot of shut-ins here, but humans dont post this spasticatedly
>>217945393stick it up you arse
>>217945393you can cram it deep into your anus
>>217945399Bit nasty don’t you think
>>217945405you have no idea just how spasticated my posts can get
>Wrong body cremated after mix-up at hospital mortuary in Glasgowwhy are scots like this
>>217945403rasheed
>>217945396I too use the internet
>>217945411you couldn't even make conversation with me in /brit/
eating a veritable behemoth of a sandwich
i can't be a mason because i'm catholicnever would be a mason anyway since it's just a gay mens social club
NEW: The Government will launch an Armed Forces “gap year” for under-25s- Open to 150 recruits initially- Salary of around £26,000- Training in the Royal Navy, Army and Royal Air Force- Catered for those who are looking for a career in the military- The scheme will eventually expand to over 1,000 young people- Applications open in March 2026
>>217945393Fried rice QuicheToasties
>>217945417would put the entirety of my net worth on a certain type of person being responsible
not sure if sucking gin again will make me feel better
Alright, lemme get the fuck outta here
>>217945439 should be illegal
>>217945432You have to believe in god to join
might pour myself a nice frosty lager
just blows my mind how many parents (millenials) still just shove their kid in front of an ipad, especially in publichow fucking evil can you be?
why the fuck are the mini IQ tests getting hardergot 3 of them now and I have to actually pay attention to the instruction
>>217945453Nooooooo where you going lad?
even posting the word catholic triggers a pavlovian response from the demented retard in here
A tranny without a penis is like an angel without wings
catholic
>>217945477keeps the rasheeds out innit
>>217945439I must be retarded because I don’t see how this is different to just joining the army/navy/raf
>>217945502grim chaser patterall women are angels
>>217945477i wonder if they're actually gating 4chan to a certain iq?dialling up the range to a comfortable 120 or so over the next few weeksclearly mousey got filtered as they hit 70 iq tests
>>217945502whether or not any trans person gets SRS is absolutely none of your businessfuck off chaser
recommend me a duvet cover
>>217945518nigga that girlbuss is mine
>>217945468yes but it's not allowed
thought this was /brit/ not /lgbt/
We at /brit/ say Rest In Peace to the talented Perry Bamonte, who passed away on Christmas Day this year.
yeah estelle would get it
sister's little shit of son pulled my cat's tail so i gave him a slap and apparently i'm the bad guyfucking hate humans
just cooked some frozen burgers in the air fryer for breakfast
joining my local trans hiking group
>>217945287Feels like home, it belongs to shitaly
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?
>>217945517that would be funny but they just want you to buy a pass
Feelings about trannies?
>>217945597yeh
think the most annoying thing about the new captcha is that it takes an insane amount of time to get to no verification requiredand even when you do it's only every other one
>>217945597wish i had the wherewithal to do a proper stir fry
is a short illness a euphemism for cancer?
>>217945595MAMMA MIA MARIO!
>>217945629or dwarfism
>>217945629yes, or if they were gay it means aids
>>217945615https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766809800845430.mp4
>>217945653AIDS?!?
got some of those baggy zoomer t-shirts for christmas and they look awful, dunno how these zooms wear 'emit's like a big formless bag draped over you
>>217945615i say crack on but leave the willard in place
>>217945682i wear baggy clothes to hide my body(im not fat i just have body dysmorphia)
>>217945665Just no need for this
continuing my breath of the wild save
>>217945597get them impregnated with hapa kids and then leave the country never to be seen again
>>217945447a sc*t?
>>217945696no such thing lad
>>217945708grow up
rorke going on about boat people all getting the choice of a mansion in the home counties or a penthouse overlooking hyde park free of charge again
the goals by 35:>3 properties owned>a game released on steam
did someone say...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766842767172401.webm
any youthful 29 year olds in?
>>217945734pictured: 24 year old white women gather for a bevaragino
want to hug and cuddle with dysmorphialad and tell her everything will be alright
paedo on the botnetpaedo on the botneteverybody gather round because paedos on the botnet
>>21794575434 and haggard myself
>>217945736i'm balding disgracefully
>>217945736kahteeem and a virgin too!
>>217945762freak>>217945734now that i actually watch this the one behind the chair looks like she has crabs and is scratching her minge haha x
Hagrid get ipad
>>217945736precocious 31 year old me
>>2179457342nd to last was itching her cooch
>>217945790*gives you the zillennial nod*
>>217945597timmy’s missing cat chopped up on a plate right there
the nonce is posting under the japanese flag again
>>217945781meltdown
going to make some lovely oily garlicky pasta
>>217945722this is false
noncezilla
team news
>>217945837he's referencing a scene from a famous TV show sweaty xx
>>217945828You said you were going to stop this
*muffled*ᵈᶦᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒᵉ ˢᵃʸ ᵇᵉᵛʳᵃᵍᶦᵒ
me? too stupid for guardian crosswords
>>217945894for me it's the radio times christmas crossworrdpiece of pish makes me feel dead smart
why do girls where such slutty tights at christmas corrrr
>>217945392baited nobody award
right well that's a beautiful valid trans woman isn't it?
could go for a long walk or I could sit motionless in the flat doing nothing but I need to decide now
>>217945930you'll do fuck all you fat cunt
rhea seehorn wank on the cards
>>217945895
knowing how many troons ack themselves around this time of year always puts a smile on my face
>>217945873he's mentally ill and has obsessive compulsions
>>217945914I mean I'd need to see some concrete examples before I could begin to unpick the reasons
>>217945951:)
thats a tranner spraying cum
>>217945942she ever got her boobies out?
moo deng sex arse
I want to score some crystal.
>>217945942you are joking arent you
>>217945952Remind him politely that he wants to change and his family loves him
>>217945867kino
>>217945942look at that jowl, absolute HAG
wifeberg is like a completely different person when her mum and dad are around, crazy how wimmen be like this innit lads
>>217945914ktim sisters, cousins and mum, always trying to outslag each other
>>217945967there's a cheeky bit of sideboob herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWeXC9XI7Ds
>>217946015You dont have a wifeYou dont have any friendsYou dont go outsideYou post on a paedophile website to bypass the captcha on here.
>>217946015I could imagine.
>>217945979i like scornful-looking middle aged women
>>217946015ever shag her up the arse?
roaring at Russia losing Kupyansk
women will spend weeks agonising over their "christmas day outfit" then on the day the only people who notice are the other catty women who hate their guts anyway
>>217946032done us there incel bros
>>217945894I still don't understand what "cryptic crossword" is supposed to be
The dynamic between Saul and Kim didnt make much sense from the beginning and their relationship was completely unrealistic
timmy marrying the first pangpang he meets on holiday in tokyo
By new year, the captchas will require you to complete 3 sudokus in order to post
melty brewing
>>217946084it's means there little language puzzles involved not just knowing vocabulary that matches the description/length
sucking a beercicle
going to part exchange my house to buy a new build with the gf
one hour til the reds kick off
>>217946090it did, it was just weird that they looked 20 years older than their characters, and they never discussed long-term relationship goals
>>217946115many such cases
wanking to kari byron
friendly reminder that I killed jfk
>>217946200how did you do the magic bullet?
>>217946200you don't work for the syndicate though?
>>217946200Doubt that
We're not so different... you and I...
lads?
how come indians/3rd worlders are being flown by the shitload to western countries yet someone from the west cant easily move without jumping through a billion hoops
>>217946120>little language puzzlesseems less like puzzles and more like wild leaps of association, which would be totally unplayable if not for the number of letters being made known
>>217946137ever shag her up the arse?
have to go out for an anniversary meal later with the gf fucking sick of eating and boozing and spending money
iaaptrc.
>>217946266we can double that, lets fucking goooooooo
>>217946284>seems less like puzzles and more like wild leaps of association,you kind of have to learn the "rules" for the specific publication you get to used to seeing if they're telling you there's an anagram or x partial word followed by y other word equals word we're looking forand of course there is often some amount of educated guesswork but that's true of non cryptic crosswords too
>>217946283birth ratesgovernments want folk who will breed mindlessly. White people have birth rates of 1.6 and other below-replacement numbers. Nigerians it's like 5.1 or some equally insane number
>>217946292gonna lick her arse later?
>>217946283There's simply more of them so they can easily justify it on the premise of equality.the actual reason is obviously Indians (and some other browns) are perfect cattle, they will work 12 hours a day 6 days a week without complaint and revolve their entire life around corporate service, dont kick up a fuss - they're also extremely submissive and malleable.The only drawback is their obvious lack of quality but I assume the the big companies have realised it's still more profitable to import them and take the inevitable loss of incompetence than it is to hire white people
any of you lads ever owned a fleshlight? what are they like?
Stayed at the mother's for a few extra days with the intent of going out with old friends tomorrow and now have just found out we're going to go to a fucking Costa for a catch up for an hour. Could have just gone home ffs
>>217946359our shared flat had one but never liked it, felt too fake
>>217946368oh my god i am so angry now just threw a cup off my nans head
dead general
>>217946345nahwill probably suck the black bulls cum from her knickers when she comes home after seeing him after dinner though
>>217946406Don’t do that
what did he mean by this?
aint readin allat
>>217946439highlighted the bit you need to read, it's eight words
stop cold emailing ceos who dont know they need youstart scraping companies legally required to give you moneyusaspending.(gov) shows every federal contract awardedfilter for contracts over $750kheres the thing nobody knowsany contract over that threshold requires the prime contractor to subcontract a percentage to small businessesthey literally have to find vendors or lose the contractsearch for "staffing" "marketing" "it services" whatever you sellfind the primes who just wonhit the program manager with"saw you won the [agency] contract - looks like youll need to hit your small business subcontracting goal. we're an sba certified [your service] and can help you stay compliant while actually delivering"they have budget locked intheyre legally required to spend it on companies like yoursgood news is you dont need certification to be a subcontractorthe prime decides who to work withbut if you want the real set-aside advantages and youre not in the USfind a partner stateside to form the entity and pay your LLC consulting fees on the backendnot legal advice just how the game is playedwhile everyone fights over saas founders youre tapping into guaranteed government money
self harm time
Arsenal sisters.....
>>217946427Good start but really what Britain should be doing is dropping orbital weapons on Africa and India and resettling those lands with nordics.
borders are a social construct rorkewait you're trying to leave? fucking traitor pay the exit tax
can't be having those particular thoughts (out loud) lad you know that
rorke creating a mental fantasy of leftypol and defeating him with facts and logic in his post
How many of you have the Japanese flag filtered?
>>217946487Would you like to live in Africa?
walking the dog round the flat cos i'm too sad to go outside
leftymong posting on a paedo botnet website making up arguments about rorke despite him being away with family for christmas
>>217946526*raises paw*
>Brea Rose and Yourgirlnextdoor2024 in 'Unorthodox Trainer'
rorke making things up about leftypol
hey gorpheus did you have a good christmas?
>>217946548Um
>>217946532You'll feel better if you take him out
>>217946585i'll certainly feel worse if she poos on the floor
>>217946548hotwife gio
>>217946417Good man
>sharts of Midlothian
remember in Friends when Ross went to the zoo to enquire about his monkey Marcel and that weird zookeeper told him Marcel wasn't actually dead they just lied to him?well the actor who played that zoo employee was the same person who voices Homer Simpson, dan whatever. Fun little monkey fact for you there
new year new mex
>>217946635Alexa, play joy division
>>217946638Got anymore monkey facts?I will accept ape facts, too.
well time for a wee i supposequick wash up and then i'll start thinking about cooking i think
>>217946645fatty!
well time for a wee i supposequick wash up and then i'll start thinking about cock i think
>>217946652that's all I've got sorry
>>217946671;_;
Mental how it's 2026 in Australia
doing quite the poo
pot noodle sandwich for luncheontwo mini town chicago town 'zas with pigs and blankets on them for dinner
>>217946691sexy little minx
>>217946675good man, black ones I hope?
2026 gimmick , new me, old me. look out for some great posts x
rorke's da going in for his covid jab and coming out in a wee brass jar
>>217946677Thanks anyway
mental how much uglier fat people are
>>217946710runtastic
>>217946691kuromi >.<
>>217946735think I might be a handsome lad under all this fat?
Why can't we just let the orcs in?
>>217946735she looks nice
>>217946762you're handsome inside and out at every weight lad and we're all very proud of you never forget that x
When you piss do you aim for the bowl or the water
>>217946793bowl as i dont like the abrasive sound
>>217946793water and I spray it out as hard as I can do anyone listening thinks there's a racehorse in there
Why does it seem like every used car seller is a Sheed or Jeet now?
>>217946816leftypol>>217946821rorke
>>217946793dont piss in the toilet if a sink is available
Cold out
>>217946793water line at the back
>>217946793I sit down
>>217946825seems like everyone is a paki now
>>217946830used to do this all the time
>>217946793insert penis into the water and silent wee
>>217945319That's Marco Fu right? I wouldn't want to go to China myself though. Would probably get put in a detention camp in Xinjiang.
>>217946833nice and warm in my shedx
had a dream I pissed off a boomer who learned where I lived so I hired this buff black guy to protect me
Doing a read
>>217946861why did you stop
>>217946825I've heard suggestions a lot of potentially low-margin markets are distorted by money-laundering, it's not even "legitimate" distortions like lower wages or network effects
>>217946888it's unbecoming
>>217946886Presumably the GP stands for gay porn
>>217946886this little glowie got me through the gcses
didn't do GCSEs me, something of a based retard you see
imagine how fast sonic could wank you off
oh my days
>>217946932did eleven gcses myself
going back in time to warn the Chinese about Nanjing
>Kate Winslet has spoken about how she coped with "appalling" reporting and intrusion by the media after rising to fame as Rose in James Cameron's 1997 epic, Titanic. >"It was horrific," she said, adding the ways she dealt with the media attention were "a good meal, a shared conversation, a nice cup of coffee, a bit of Radiohead and a good poo". She's just like us!
>>217946951corr
This is Mubinul Hoque. He kept his Liverpool chippy open today to give away free food and drinks to the most vulnerable and people spending Christmas alone. This was for a second year running.What an amazing man.
>>217946970just another Tuesday to him weren't it
>>217946958enjoyed out kate in mare of easttown
for me it was four As in IT, Science, English Languagethree Bs in Drama, Maths, Eng LitCs in D&T, Art and something else i cant remember
>>217946981right well christmas day was on thursday for one
>>217946981it was thursday, rasheed.
>>217946970Good lad. Of course Rorke will absolutely seethe about a brown person doing good things for his local community in the UK. Rorke thinks such things are impossible. Because Rorke never leaves his smelly bedroom to see how the country really works.
>>217947006yeah got any proof?
>drama>DT>art>single science mong alert
Remember remember the 23rd of December
>>217946970performative
had 3 beers, only have 3 left, satan did this
I thought my school was rough because the showers didn't work and then you have people going "yeah the police were called to my school several times a month and one time someone threw dog shit into a window haha"
>>217947027first in comp sci, not sure about thatshall we do some salaryposting to see whos a mong?
might get ozempic. genuinely too lazy to diet
>>217947243KTIM
>>217947080if a million jeets can get an equivalent to a first in comp sci then you're not as smart as you think
>>217947080destroyed that cunt
>>217947080>first in comp scia growth industry
Hell is the presence of God whilst rejecting Him
>>217947097>if a million jeets can get an equivalent to a first in comp sciwell they dont. so
>>217947080Go on you lie first and then I'll lie £20k higher
it's the 27th can I wank yet
>>217947084ozempic can ruin your bone density
>>217947130not til the 7th of January
>>217947119>well they dontyes they do
>>217947149provide proof
>>217946793edge of the water/bowl
>>217947134don't care
>>217947119saar i use memcpy with unchecked lengths i weapon of durgasoft saar best softwares
Michelle Williams was so peng
>>217946266ah yes no mongols thats how you know it's completely unbiased
farty guantanamo
got my veg out of the fridge just going to let it come up to room temp a bit before cooking it
Lost every race so farSticking £20 each way on ronnie Need it
Sir Bobby Darin
walktoil when it gets dark
tracking a parcel and it's not left the depot for 5 daysJOKE!
>>217947256yeah it's been christmas mate you might have heard
>>217946932I only got 4 cos I hated school so much and had to do a btec which then got me in to a top 20 uni but I dropped out in third year only to then get hired in marketing because I have talent
>>217947256mine was missing for like a week. they ended up refunding. pretty sure it got stolen cause it was a nice expensive jacket
>>217947272shit forgot about that
>>217947277dont really talent to do marketing do you
>>217947272whats mental right is how many fucking jeets we've got in the country but shit wasn't open and operatingwhats the point if they're off on christian holidays?
New>>0>>0>>0
seen some chineses who celebrate christmas before
igbo the black cocked reindeerhad a very massive knob
about to suck a ready meal
where’s buntwhere’s ulsterwhere’s warringtonwhere’s skergewhere’s willardwhere’s alriwhere’s longseasonwhere’s caddywhere’s alchyunclewhere’s pooman_13where’s emstarwhere’s asfwhere’s bmbmbmwhere’s thecansmanwhere’s daniel planviewwhere’s my_geewhere’s ourtask
>>217947301I've figured out ways of promoting stuff without people realising that never existed before. Basically just have to hate the world and be able to get people's attention and you're a marketing genius
>>217945942BASED
Can' stop dancing lmfao.
>>217947398yeah? promote /brit/
>>217947398Like what
>>217945942>53>no kidsover
>>217947477she has two step-sons she's the mum who stepped up
man kick ball :)
>>217947467>>217947468It's hard to be specific without ruining my career
Someone make the fucking new
>>217947525any woman can give birthbut it takes a real woman to be a mother
>>217947477what's your point? over
>>217947548no
>>217947546yeah alright mate
NEW>>217947571>>217947571>>217947571>>217947571
>>217947574>>217947574>>217947574
>>217947577>>217947581scream
