Britain edish
dogshit edition
so what's your favourite tale from the canterbury tales?anyone that says they don't have one is a pakistani
i fucking HATE britain
>>217947600same
>>217947597Don't have one
where can i find a britain
chicken pie for tea later x
>>217947626Northeast Atlantic. West of continental Europe.
>>217947626Connecticut
>>217947642Homemade surely
Got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
the evening read>>>/qst/6349316
Would like to go home now thanks x
>>217947597Knight's Tale
>>217947671What are you looking at you fat blob of shit
>>217947597that one where the bird sticks her bum out the window and the bloke kisses it thinking it's her mouth
If you had to move to a European country outside of British territory (UK, Gibraltar, etc), which one would you choose?Hard mode: Ireland not allowed
please allah make anime real
>>217947671would bash him excessively with a nail-impaled baseball bat
>>217947671get him slathered in poo
I'm financially ruined£10 each way on rock on ronnie 7/1Save me
>>217947754italy
>>217947671it's like a poo seal but there doesn't appear to be any poo. very strange.
any 3pm cans man in
gutberg has finally had enough of all this food and booze. currently spraying a rank smelling lumpy gravy into the toilet bowl (with my bumhole)
>>217947597the tale of the incel it's just about diego posting here every friday whining about his pathetic alcholic life
>>217947747You chatting shit to your mirror again
>>217947781Peng country. I think I might choose a country with a Germanic language (Germany, Netherlands, Scandinavia, etc) because their languages might be easier to learn, since English is itself a Germanic language
>>217947850Bet that sounded really good in your head
whats the most unusual animal you have ever scranned?
>>217947859hes done you
>>217947872Clearly hasn't
>>217947812MATE LISTENI've been on the voddy for a while now.I will have so much that I will be asleep at eight.
egg
>>217947870scranned an alligator once
>>217947626In our hearts
>>217947878good lad
>>217947870human
anyone got that webm of the monkey having a wank then it sees a frog nearby and starts fucking the frogs mouth and body like an improvised sex toy?
not very Christmassy
>>217947913cant say i have that one to hand mate no
>>217947876Clearly have you fat cunt!
>>217947954Clearly haven't
Just bought a gallon of premade eggnog from Costco since it was on sale
>>217947913
>>217947970she's so peng
>>217947970they should be sold on amazonsame day delivery
>>217947925fpscr
>>217947970too big
>>217947970corrr
>>217947970arrest them all
unpopular opinion but I think /brit/ is quite maladroit
should i get fragrance dupes or go into boots and buy the real stuff
just ate loads of smoked salmon then saw the best before date was 22-12reckon i'll be alri though
>>217948086there is a quality difference in the real stuff, but if you end up not liking the smell it might as well be the cheap stuff
>>217947970poo arse
>>217948102smoked stuff doesnt really go out of date I think its all woke health and safety gone mad
>>217948102get the frasier quite stylish coffin ordered
>>217947970
installing railroad tycoon ii and going to get my nostalgic autism on
For those who remember him, Poleaboo just gave birth to a healthy baby girl which he is naming Monika
>>217948202pour moi? le openttd
turn 30 next year and still live with parents but don't want to move out because of this I have a proper middle class salary but just refuse to move out of my childhood bedroom because imagine losing 1/3 of your salary just to fucking live alternative option is buying a house but that requires moving out of london and sacrificing 2 hours of every day merely moving from A to Bthe mind boggles
>>217948238>turn 30 next year and still live with parents but don't want to move out because of this>I have a proper middle class salary but just refuse to move out of my childhood bedroom because imagine losing 1/3 of your salary just to fucking livesame lad, even down to the agei should be able to buy a good flat outright for 70k
>>217948268>i should be able to buy a good flat outright for 70khow would female vaginas react to you having a flat instead of a house?for 70k I'd imagine it'd be a shithole like the peep show flat, aye?
any high verbal IQ man online x
>>217948238moved out at 32 and while i love living alone and having my own space realistically i'm never now going to be able to save for depositberg
>>217948329yhwatchu want
>>217948329not me
>>217948238I'm struggling to see a reason not to give up and just start dolemaxing for the indefinite future
>>217948342you a shagger now though?
i'm so tired of trying to post on this website
>>217948359I was unemployed 8 months between uni graduation to my first job and I started to want to kill myself halfway through
>>217948368bought loads more sex toys and became a coomereven had lads rounds for wanks at times
>>217948344nothing. but thanks for replying, you have been logged
>>217948403
>>217948359are you a culchie or a city bender
Really need to get a haircut but i’m deathly afraid of asking them to give me something that fits my face/head etc (i don’t know what looks good) and them hitting me with a fade or undercut making me look like a hooligan youth. Ought to just do an incel buzzcut at home to be safe
right then time to get on the cans lads
I will be getting a buzzcut on the 19th of January x
I've just pissed out a fart
>>217948327>how would female vaginas react to you having a flat instead of a house?having a house as a single man is impossible and inefficient
All these people talking about cans and booze will be abolishing alcohol in a week. NPC twats who follow the hivemind
west Memphis, Arkansas, what ever happened there?
Lads I need you to respond to every one of my posts. Really no need for any of my bangers to go (you)less
Profoundly humourless thread
>>217948429I'm not going to fall into the trap of expecting to live in the countryside with no money and nowhere to go, if that's what you're asking
the christmas-new years gooch period is so depressing they should just move new years to be the day after boxing day
Just slept 12 hours, wanked upon waking, then stared out the window for an hour in deep contemplation. Feel deeply rested, meditative. I'll give toil my body, but my mind is free. 2026? Ours for the taking.
i literally just want to have enough money to live as a shut in
ough
>>217948562you use the time to get boozed up and have fun on the video games
it looms for the toil freakseven though it saturday it still loom for that lot
I paid £252,500 for a 3 bed semi-detached with tiny rooms. My parents paid £25K for a 4 bed duplex in a private estate with a massive front and back garden. Hate how much boomers fucked up the housing market.
soogs, more like seggs
>>217948601that's pretty great value for £250kwhere?
>>217948601i've got a two bed semi for 260kthink it's worth 300k now
Roke unmasked
>>217948613outer hebrides
It's funny how a car is the second biggest purchase most people make after a house, and yet everyone accepts the price of a car declines over time, while the price of a house is expected to rise with inflation.
semi-detached houses are so grim
rorke and leftypol united in their hatred for israel>>217948601when they die the housing market will recover worldwide
>>217947588'sheed
>>217948546Your money goes far when you live in the country, and its only a train ride or short drive into the city for leisure. What is your objection? You don't have to go way out into the midlands to find somewhere affordable
No christmas video from rose again...
/brit/ pollAudi A3 or Volvo V40?
>>217948677i've got an a1, it's alri
Back from the date lads. Think it went pretty well and she is going to come over tomorrow night to watch some stranger things with me. One of my concerns is that she may be too nice for me and I might scare her off once she finds out more about me. Managed to hold her hand too. ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAR!
>>217948713fuck off chad
>>217948713you will be having sexual intercourse tomorrow night
>>217948713nice one ladget the condoms bought
>>217948662Who's that? Colleague looks like her but ten years older
Race mixing is objectively good
>>217948713Get in son, hoping the best for you tomorrow, I know that feeling about thinking you're an evil incel who doesn't deserve nice people but think about nice things instead and you won't seem evil
>>217948601>>217948648It is not just boomers and landlords causing house price inflation. Historically only building societies could offer mortgages in the UK. When we started allowing high street banks to offer them also, the amount of capital flooding into the sector lifted prices. We then allowed foreign banks to do the same and this made the problem even worse. Politicos don't care about solving this problem as it puffs up our GDP numbers and line must always go up, and it provides a good opportunity to collect tax. That and crashing the market would rob literally 2 generations of their savings - the government would have to compensate the losses and it would struggle to recover this from the banks who have benefitted from the price surge.
>>217948677prefer the look of the audiswhich one though
>>217948662She's dead lad
>>217948621That's me, unmasked!
>>217948713Wagmi
Sister “forgot my present at home” again and will “get it to me soon” just like last year but never didI keep falling for it
Can't believe you lads are still talking about cars
>>217948637that's why it's better to buy a car on finance so the dealer pays the depreciation
Deano mugging off the chartcels in the Bank of England
>>217948814The depreciation is already calculated into the lease plan retard
when you think about it, your wife is your second biggest purchase when you factor in the divorce!!
>>217948605shagged her
>>217948851Just sent this to the boomer group chat and they are screaminggggggggg
>>217948810I ran my "they haven't been delivered yet" routine to perfection again this year. It works because imagine how rude you would have to be to follow up on when you're getting a late Christmas present lmfao.
>>217948835PCP not a lease, retard
my nan was poo screaming on christmas day, as in she shit herself while screaming because she has dementia
>>217948713it was because you said you drove manual wasnt it
*enters brit*
>>217948814is this a joke or are you actually a thick deano
>>217948677alfa
was explaining to the woman about the complexities of Somaliland and Somalia and why Israel's recognition of the former is so geopolitically relevant she just glared at me the same way a cat does if you talk to it about anything other than food Some people are genuinely allergic to learning
Americans actually hire their cars full time lmao. Like when you go on holiday but they do it all year because they can't buy one
I drive a Lamborghini
>>217948876I’m gonna ask her for the gift card nowShe can’t keep getting past me
>>217948637well i don't often drive my house into other peoples houses
>>217948886We don't have that in the USA how was I supposed to know
Finance lads is it smart to buy a £200k house with the intention of living in it for 10 years before selling it and getting something better?
>hire their car
>>217948922maybe she's on #teamisrael mate and you just committed a shoah
>>217948922O_oyou got any chips mate?
That's Rorke done then
At what point was life in the UK still better than life in the USA or most European countries, The 1980s?
was going to change my sheets that have a poo stain on them as i felt it was a bit grim to be sleeping in them on christmas day but didn't so have just been sleeping in pooey sheets since
hawk tuah man
>>217948933Same, a Skoda is basically a Lamborghini. Same company
grape lads where we at? I'm team purple grape
I drive a de tomaso pantera
>>217948925This is what British people do with houses and land. They rent them from the King (aka "Freehold").
>>217948963Rorke? Your response?
>>217948952>is it better to buy an appreciating asset than give money to a landlordhmm i wonder
not a single meal deal sandwich in waitrosetake the fucking piss
bought OSRS membership and now I cba playing
>>217948904it is mental, MENTAL how much the verve just flat out stole that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrllfAMwHI
>>217948904scroimin'
>>217948989*doesn't engage with it as he knows he cannot ever convince the aspen fella*
>>217948998make it yourself you lazy cunt
I keep my library in my garage
>>217949006it's not the same game as it was in 2007 and you have to dedicate literally your whole life to get anywhere respectable
>>217948993Ok I buy a starter house
Imagine you buy a £200k house as a single 25 year old then at 35 you "upgrade" to a bigger house just to live in by yourself. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
New years plans?
>not a single meal deal sandwich in waitrose>take the fucking piss
>>217948965>than life in the USAnever>or most European countriesdepends if you discount the communist countries, and how you count the war losses and the postwar periods
any HR lads here?i work in HR - it is so fantastically easy to rise through the ranks as a lad as you are competing with thick deanettes. you also get the opportunity to serve the country - case in point, I have never once hired a wog or a fatty and outright refuse to
>>217949045wanking alone in my smelly childhood bedroom
just saw a rat in the back garden
>>217949041Jokes on you I'm actually 29
Dream job
>>217949081imagine being the queen pretending that the king's sense of humour isn't autistic just so you aren't beheaded
>>217949062If I ever meet you I will bring physical harm upon you
you never had the makings of a medieval flatulist
fuckin with me cos i'm a teenager, with a little bit of poo and a nigger
>>217949071corrr
>>217948748I'm most definitely not>>217948749>>217948751Yeah I don't think it will be happening tomorrow night but I will need to get some I think. Bloody hate shagging with condoms. If we get together I'll be asking if she can get on the pill. >>217948776Cheers lad, I'll do my best to conceal my power level. >>217948808I hope so brother. I hope so.
going to make some custard and have it with a slice of madeira cakeany requests chaps?
>>217949102you'll do nothing you fat wog
>>217949051Done that Tarq twat
>>217949017fuck off prick
>>217949045Jack off and play old videogames, like the last 5 years of my fag life.
got the darts on
>>217949132please use a ridiculous amount of custard
>>217949132With this cost of living crisis, all cakes are Madeira cakes
>>217949140First your ribsThen your armsThen your knees
>>217949062nothing personal but you lot are vermin on the level of landlords
>>217949159do us a favour and turn it off
literally have no idea how any British person affords housing. Just feels like a situation where the numbers don't come close to adding up for basically anyone
>>217948899Roaring I actually don't drive at all, she gave me a lift home from toil on the last day.
you lot seen that lass in the latest scs advert? cracking arse on her
What did santa get ye?
>>217949193Coal, the stingy prick
the average Brit outside of London makes less than the average West Virginian but has to deal with a housing market comparable to California
>>217949045Next year will be a more pathetic failure for me than this year was
>>217949180Lots of shotters croppers and night time robbers round here
>>217949175don't tell me what to do
>>217949193New watchSome handmade art from my mother (not sure how he got that)
>>217949180'rents bought me a luh crib
>>217949193a pooey bumhole
My New Year’s resolution:Lose 30lbsHave first child with wife
>>217949193mums got me a lego gameboy and a lovely very cute oversized knitted jumper
>>217949235Nice watch Cody. Make sure to wear it down at the local dive bar when you're sinking brewskies with your homies.
>>217949180It's actually quite easy to do by saving up for a few years and buying somewhere reasonable. Most of the people complaining about house prices need to be more realistic and live within their means
>>217949257gonna gain 30, go bald, and have a kid with that one aha
Mad how disingenuous and willfully obtuse they are
https://ww1.yesmovies.ag/movie/heavy-weights-9931.html
>>217949158Ktim
>>217949295they?
>>217949317trannies
Is Seiko the american spelling of Rolex?
>>217949317Forgot pic
might install right move, have a browse then have a cry
>>217949327we're not that bad
fuck my nigger life
>>217949335SAAR DO NOT RADICALISE
>>217949180Houses for about 30k in Sheffield
these roses are shite
still dont know what to do with my leftover gammon
>>217949335She's right to be honest. Lonely young lads on the internet being radicalised into racism, despite it being against their best interests
>>217949335this 'far right' would include anyone who doesn't agree with their world view, wouldn't it
>>217949333is this some kind of joke i dont getno
>>217949367considered ramming it straight up your arse?
>>217949369
when a white incel boy turns 18 he has 2 choicesracism or transgender
>>217949369All media is propaganda you cretin. She didnt complain about netflix race swapping and rewriting history but now its something she doesnt like suddenly we all need to be worried
>>217949382suggested that to him earlier, he pooh-poohed the idea
/brit/ named in a prevent report
>>217949174>does his part to advance white males>gets called verminare you a kike or a wog>>217949172come NG7 we'll see mate
>ashifa kassam european correspondentUm
>>217949416can't help some people can you
>>217949277Shut the fuck up khalid
Any thoughts going?
how many greggs sausage rolls do you reckon you could scran in a single sitting?
>>217949406>All media is propagandaOnly the stuff that is funded by the wealthy. You'd realise this if you weren't an idiot>>217949435Fuck off Cody
>>217949452vegan or fleshy?
>>217949452four? I dunno, how big are those
>>217949363Roses are actually the worst tub chocolates now. I won't even entertain buying them. Quality street, heroes and celebrations are all better, though it's a travesty what happened to the quality street packaging>>217949367Make a batch of soup and freeze some in tubs?
>>217949461contemplate, for a moment, the stench
just woke upi hate women
>>217949497wish i looked like them
>>217949446none
sir poo smellington
>>217949509it's nearly 5pm mate
more of a heroes man me :)
>>217949489Everything will be worse and it will cost you more. And you will like it
any caves over there
>>217949489catbergs used to love the old quality street wrappers, all shiny and crinkly. now they're not interested. it's a disgrace
lets face it, being anti-racist is the worst thing you could do for the future of your country
>>217949452based on what i've seen, 3 without breaking a sweat
>>217949530Italians lived in caves until the 1960s
wtf i love britain now
still waiting for the free market to adjust to these difficult cost of living conditions and lower their prices
>>217949520its the christmas season and im a toiler that recovering for the past year
Told coworkers the wife and I are trying for a baby and only realized how weird it was afterwardsLiterally just telling people you’re cumming inside your wife every night
>>217949599youre a slug pal
quite like my new phone but it's a bit big
>>217949585we dont have a free market, we have a centrally planned economy
>>217949600>cumming inside your wife every nightprobably not that weird since they are too
>>217949575£0.00? You cant beat that
>>217949609tried shoving it up your arse yet?
>>217949609all phones are massivesmall phones dont exist any more
>>217949572Nothing wrong with living in a cave lad
>>217949375Yes. It was a joke.
>>217949615Nah we have a free market economy, it just doesn't work because its fantasy economics.
>>217947597I like the Greatest Hits
>>217949634hilarious
>>217949627I have the iPhone se 2020
Captain, I am detecting a spergy retard spastic in the thread spreading his negativity by being needlessly hostile in his responses to posts
>>217949635>we have a free market economydont really believe you not saying a free market is good or notjust dont think we live in one
>>217949657haha me too. Hasn't failed me once in 5 years.
>>217949635>we have a free market economylol no we don't mong
still haven't bought a single game during the steam sale
>>217949657well that's why i said any more i.e. not including phones from a decade ago
>>217949667>>217949678The City of London is essentially a free market libertarian colony with its own laws and police force
got an older iphone for crimbo and i cant decide if i want to upgrade to it or not
>>217949686gave the steam jew about £50 when steaminghaven't even logged in to see what i bought, just saw the charge on my card
https://salix.pages.dev/movies/83533-avatar--fire-and-ash
>>217949697>The City of London is essentially a free market libertarian colonyYou're essentially a deluded clueless spastic
>>217949703did this but it was onlyfans and fanslytoo ashamed to log in and see who
>>217949686was looking to get terminator 2D but i am 33 years old and stopped caring about video game slop for at least 10 years now
>>217949728And you're a dangerous child predator posting on a paedophile botnet website with child porn on it. I choose to be the deluded spastic
too hungover to even go to tesco and buy stuff to help my hangover
There is a middle-aged man here that spends all day waiting for posts mentioning any kind of object just to ask whether the poster has shoved it up his ass or not.
>>217949754have a man deliver it for you
>>217949735Busy buying adult nappies and zimmer frames?
>>217949660We'll attempt to out run them Mr data. Warp 7 on my mark... Engage.
>>217949764would rather sit here in my filth than support them
https://altair.mollusk.top/watch.html?id=83533&type=movie
>>217949751bizarre response
>>21794977175% of all zoomer men have never seen a human vagina in real life before
>>217949791ah you're one of them 'far right' i see
>>217949810Sounds like a lie desu
>>217949816what happens if she does a massive fart in those
>>217949827she forces me to smell it
>>217949825broccoli haired lil nigga like you would say that wouldnt you
>>217949827Lethal internal haemorrhaging
>>217949806Shall NOT be clicking that
>>217949816Whats this contraption then
mad how there was a study in the middle of lockdown that showed young people weren't having sex and now rorke thinks everyone is a incel freak just like him lol
leftypol making this up as usual
someone post the graph that showed zoomer men virginity rate constant at 75% but the zoomer women dropping rapidly over time
>>217949335>ashifame when someone says something outrageous
>>217949860to be honest the opposite should be true during lockdown. Zoomers suffer from crippling autism they couldnt have sex even when the government had them under house arrest lmfao
>>217949877
>>217949855i believe that is a chair
>>217949816wish i looked like this
>>217949855I think it's Professor X's hoverchair
>>217949949
absolutely destroyed my arsehole today, can't stop farting
>>217949461name?
