poo

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butterface gf 2026

>>217961486
i'm so tired too...

>>217961486
I CAN'T CAN I UNTIL THIS FUCKING PARCEL GETS HERE OR AMAZON ADMITS ITS NOT COMING

AND NOW IM GETTING CAPTCHAS WRONG

>>217961504
ah yes joking about posting sick images of children so funny. And the /kids/ board too of course

so this is rorke

>>217961504
>one thread is of a child
>our first topic: why are kids technology?
not sure what this is supposed to prove

1. doesnt know what an ip address is
2. thinks child porn is fine and funny

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>I....I wish i spent more time filling out captchas and arguing online
*BEEEEP*

heh...we got him

>>217961523
amazon drivers will not deliver past 10 lad. get to bed.

mumstein died in the hollyberg

>>217961572
Right so you post on a paedophile website because you think child porn is funny and tolerable, so its fine to use it to bypass the captcha. You also think 10.0.0.1 is a searchable IP address and a dox

l.eto runs this place :)

this other website which is totally not for cp even though its rules explicitly make an exception for "ai generated" is way better than 4chan so that's why i'm having a meltdown on 4chan instead of posting there

the blade of the guillotine must fall somewhere...

im an incel

>>217961561
This can't possibly be true because for the last 2 hours they've said it's on its way.

why is this entire thread and the last one just two freaks arguing and spamming

>>217961631
all of your posts recently have been about me lel, all you do is melt down
i'm simply explaining a few things to idiots like yourself

a reminder that most people who advertise his site are unironically sexually exploited since leto is a paedophile and a groomer

>>217961644
on its way means it's dispatched lad, not that a driver is actively coming to you right now. you get a gps tracking for that

>>217961635
You just spent the past hour showing everybody your child porn boards and how its ok because theres exceptions to the porn if AI makes it. You are a paeodphile using a paedo botnet website

>>217961644
it could possibly be true. theres a reality where anons tell the truth and badly-programmed websites display outdated or misleading information.

wow british culture

certain people really deserve to be tortured to death

>2026
>runts and pedos still can't pass the nuCaptcha
dire state of the lot of you

I met rorke in 2019 at a bar. A friend put is in contact and he reached out shortly after to invite me there.

When we met I didn't really know what sort of person he'd be, but my friend said he was handsome (lol). When I got to the bar and looked around for someone matching his profile picture but couldn't see him.

Instead a man about a foot shorter (he claimed to be 6'2 - he was actually 5'3) walked up to me and said "are you Jessica". At first I was shocked, like why would you lie, but that didn't put me off. We went to our table and ordered drinks on the app (we used my phone as his was one of those old brick ones) and got to talking.

Straight away I knew something was off. He asked me if I was Jewish and about my past, he kept quizzing me about how many boyfriends I'd had in the past and insisted that I looked like I was south European (which he called 'based').

Our drinks arrived and though I wasn't into him I thought it'd be nice thing to help this person talk to girls. After two drinks he was completely drunk and started shooting his mouth off about some video game (minds of iron???) and his troop deployments in russia on one of his saves.

I pretended to go to the toilet and left him there, but forgot he had my number. After a couple of hours he sobered up and kept messaging me telling me he loved me and that he wanted to see me again.

My advice to you ladies is to steer clear of this one if he ever messages you on tinder or facebook. He sounds like a serial killer who never leaves his bedroom.

>>217961688
Show us all the last time you posted British culture in this general.

>>217961699
yh some proper mongs here

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>/kids/ board

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LMAO
the absolute state of him

one packet of marmite crisps and a glass of lagrima down the hatch

>he decides to post from a child porn website instead of just getting a pass

>>217961721
crypto nonce thread

just done a big cry and almost self harmed but didn't

is the paedophile lying about not being a paedophile again

>>217961708
show me your mum's fanny you whingy little turd

the botnet poster is sn

>>217961728
that freak is clearly a low iq dole scrounging brownoid he probably can't afford it

>>217961667
does that mean i'm a victim? so you guys can stop cyberbulling me now

>>217961676
not true btw

>>217961693
you are FUMING geg

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its not a paedo website i swear

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Post a timestamp with your hand in or you lost.

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>>217961781

A sad day on /brit/ when fat tits go unnoticed and schizo arguments dominate the thread

Oh wait I can just cancel the delivery? Why didn't I see that before? Lol

>>217961759
That's what I thought. Hypocrite.

>>217961656
because i posted some ip addresses and some tard got angry for some reason and decided to spam me with his rudimentary knowledge about them
then i posted about the 'net to annoy the jannies and the entire thread had a meltdown instead

>>217961764
cope on

>>217961781
that's not the site you post to 4chan through
i don't know how many times i have to say it lol
you are all legitimately slow

>>217961733
on your period

im in bed on my phone so imagine i posted an emosh pink witch

>>217961833
could you post your bum instead x

>>217961822
Eat shit you pompous little spamming autist

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emotional purple witch

>>217961823
That is the website that hosts the other website. The fact you're even paedo adjacent like this doesnt look good does it. Sort your fucking life out mate, all this just to avoid captcha what are you actually doing?

>>217961803
are they yours? x

>>217961733
give us a kiss, darling

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>>217961867
>That is the website that hosts the other website.

>>217961848
>wahhhh why am I seeing posts that aren't british culture guys???
>what, ME post british culture? HOW DARE YOU
that is literally what you look like right now

>>217961899
>leto runs this place!!
>leto runs both websites
>errr its different though
You are actually going to get a knock on the door soon im not joking

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slag posting use to be much more common, now youll notice trannies posted much more often. what was once done ironically is now done sincerely.

me? never fell for it.

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pork loin, roasted
russet potato, baked
sweet potato, baked
carrots, sliced, boiled
broccoli, steamed

>>217961914
for what? some dipshit like you crying about illegal things without posting a shred of evidence? for making posts where i make fun of you all for not understanding how ip works?

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where did everyone go?

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>>217961910
>>217961848
you're both dickheads
here's your culture, post more

incelseething in my incelbedroom about my incellife

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>>217961977
>time in uk: 12:27AM

gee, i wonder...

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Zoomer youtube girl said these are her friends I'm crying laughing at this shit who is she kidding

>>217961973
>without a shred of evidence
You mean visiting a know paedophile's domain, linked to another domain with child porn on it? You spending an hour doing yourself in and posting the exceptions to le child porn which is totally ok, the minor attracted person board, the CSAM board? Yeah you're getting a knock on the door, so is leto when they rescue his daughter

?

hfdhshehsushsh

>>217961990
I'll post whatever I want, including pointing out the hypocrisy of someone demanding everyone else follow a rule that they don't bother with themselves

>>217962012
ok

>>217962001
do not reply to me with your freak things.

roasties seething about lara croft being fit in the tomb raider remake

>>217962023
alright don't stomp your little virgin feet too hard lmao

i accept your concession btw paedo

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I'd love to smell Emma Watson's farts.

You know somebodies lost an argument and is seething when they type "I accept your concession"

>>217962016
ok i know you're a bit slow but '/csam/' does not have real csam on it, like the picture above showed
and the owner just likes furry porn, which is not illegal in yank land, ergo no arrest ergo no raid ergo be quiet retard

>>217962048
seethe on

>>217962076
Leto openly talks about grooming his 13 year old daughter in to a threesome with his wife, imagine running defence for a mentally ill paedophile for free on the botnet lmfao you must be a broken little man

>>217962047
I notice this post isn't british culture. Care to explain?

he only uses the botnet to post here yeah
he doesn't use the "other" site yeah
but he does feel the need to defend it because it only allows "ai generated" cp and not the real thing

Thread full of passive aggressive gaylords

why was the pedoboard topic brought here

>>217962092
I notice this post isn't british culture. Care to explain?

>>217962092
This was a copypasta, I'm not the cunt you're replying to but yeah
there's far worse that he has done and continues to do

>>217962115
I notice this post isn't british culture. Care to explain?

gay porn's on

>>217962069
nigga's been seething all night because i made fun of his ip knowledge

>>217962092
you must be crying hard
(and if any of that was true it's curious how he hasn't been arrested yet)

>>217962115
because you mouthbreathing mongs keep acting like the two sites are the same thing lol

>>217962118
tell me about it, no wonder pakis can rape freely when this is the test level of the average british (or canadian) male

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>>217962145

>>217962149
my favourite christmas movie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i_s5f_Ibmk&list=OLAK5uy_nusL0JwpbmhlGNns_lO1Xn_Jyu4V2RIVI&index=6

>>217961507
Damn, son, I thought I was going to be disappointed about her uglyness ... I wasn't

beto blessing us with his digits

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>>217962222
Quads!

been a while since heathermong has had a meltdown like this LMAO he’s seething that we outed him

>>217961717
it's not real btw

I'd like to see Moscow & St Petersburg

>>217962350
*spins your jaw so hard you end up flying to Russia*

Don't thank me

>>217962350
lovely time for it x

>>217962335
>you lot
???

crying
hate my life
want to die

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Need her to sit bare-bottom on my face and rip a nasty fart.

>>217962406
the mongs who mobbed me with a hundred posts of made up shit re: 'paedos'

meltdown

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>>217962417
why tho?

>>217962444
>pretending not to be mad while you cry incessantly about me
xD

watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025 on youtube. much better than last years, the lineup is actually decent al things considered

paedo melty

All of this could be avoided if we moved the general to /bant/

>>217962529
And that's exactly why that'll never happen

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>>217962504
>still consooming popular media in almost-2026

>>217962506
>still thinks the two sites are the same
average poster here is legit no less stupid than the average normie
kind of disillusioning really

>>217962529
no it wouldn't have lol
you literally know nothing about anything

Sir Log Dropper

prince andrew has stepped back from royal duties to spend more time with the kids

ah yeah it's actually completely okay that he hosts two different sites, one for cp and one to post cp on 4chan LOL

are we talking about school girls again?

I've got a third leg. Beautiful cock.

>>>/g/107664217
some security tips here guys

>>217962596
do you have any point to make that you didn't just make up
again, it's genuinely like arguing with women
it's all just fee fees and namecalling

>>217962606
show me.

>>217962550
First, I didn't say it would have been avoided, I said it could be avoided. Learn to fucking read.
Second, it would've been avoided because I would have filtered you immediately and wouldn't have to keep seeing your pathetic drama about some botnet or whatever it is you nonces are crying about.

remember that big fat quiz of the year episode with sean lock and they had all those wog kids doing a play and he called it shit over and over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bIANjAm-so

>>217962543
good post beto

Genuinely what the fuck are these mongs on about

love kids me

>>217962637
One paedo going off about how they aren't actually a nonce for looking at kids and another calling them out

>>217962620
Not with the hackers around x
Would ruin my life if everyone found out about my huge cock and excellent posts

Right well that's the alcohol ordered off Uber Eats then

making a video game called Boomer Killer that's like Doom except you kill boomers and Muslims

im horny

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does /brit/ stand with parliament or the king?

>>217962647
weird cunt

>>217962649
Great, very cool, I'm sure that'll be resolved shortly and without any drama

>>217962622
if it WOULDN'T have then the implication is that it COULDN'T have, dum dum!
because swapping hosts is possible!
as i said, you know nothing about nothing (like everyone else here)

>>217962649
correction: me posting to 4chan and you having a schizo meltdown about my host

am bottom

>>217962683
paedo melty

>>217962658
Good luck, I tried that the other night and an hour later they said it's not coming.

>>217962675
More of a scotland man

>>217962675
not well versed enoigh to opine

meltdown

>>217962689
seethe on boi

>>217962675
any 3-pronged attack of 1643 man in?

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/meltdown%7Cmelty/country/ca/
he needs help

>>217962675
this map is not accurate

there's a loli general on /b/ but you won't hear him say anything about that

>>217962728
all me

wifeberg forcing me out of bed again lads, need to bounce her head off the floor

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oh nonono

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>>217962733
Is this one better?

as then, so now, i am a stinky peasant who cares not

>>217962745
you're on here every day to throw a fit at random people and accuse them of doing the same lol
nigga you are extremely sad and mentally ill

>>217962765
but but i thought you retards told me that IPs don't mean anything?

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>>217962768
whigs were traitors. take a look around this country for more than enough examples as to why they shouldnt have betrayed the king

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"bro he isn't a paedophile bro he only refused to delete csam bro"

>>217962785
paedo melty

I'M ON THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL

why wouldnt you want to be an unc
looking at your newspaper with your glasses sitting on your nose, comfy in your smoke jacket

>>217962683
Why would you swap hosts? You'd still be having your gay little internet fight, but the rest of us wouldn't have to see it because you, and anyone replying to you, would be filtered. You gonna swap hosts after every post just to make sure we can all see what you're fighting about? Letting us see the ID change after every post? And the person you're replying to would be filtered too, which means all your replies would be too, regardless of whatever nonces botnet you're using.

You should feel very silly right now, because you're not only wrong, you're supremely confident about it.

>>217962810
sipping on a coffee or perhaps a beer

>>217962810
I was a creepy unc this Christmas

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What'll it be then

>>217962796
ah yeah i definitely believe that the mspaint 'csam' is real csam, especially after you lot having been making shit up all evening

>>217962799
are you a janny or something? why does ecker upset you so much? because it clearly has

>>217962815
ok i think this is the mong who i made fun of over ip addresses earlier since he's just mirroring what i said back to me lol
and as i say, i know you are all very slow and don't know anything about the site you're complaining about, but do read my post slowly ok?
yes, ips are often recycled after each post
that's how it works
dumdum

yeah i notice there's no rebuttal for that post
very convenient

sexy kids

>>217962856
meds

>>217962860
lol

>>217962768
it's not accurate either

>>217962853
i accept your concession.

meds, all of you. now.

>>217962860
prince andrew?

I challenge you to actually refute what I posted. You can't. You literally cannot.

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cheeky cuppa and a bit of lindt for my nightcap (haven't eaten anything else all day)

>>217962892
paedo melty

>>217962871
i don't know which one you are but you retards are all interchangeable to me so i'm guessing you just invented something and declared victory again

>>217962853
>i think this is the mong who i made fun of over ip addresses earlier
Wrong
>ips are often recycled after each post
Irrelevant

The person you were replying to wasn't using a botnet. They would've been filtered because they're just as boring as you. Which means all their replies would be filtered as well. Which would be all of your posts. Can you understand that yet or do you need a drawing?

>>217962901
not that freak.
>>217962904
Yeah except it's an actual screenshot and you cannot refute it
What would I gain from making it up? You are a paedophile and you actively support other paedophiles, you will be hanged.

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>>217962892
>this nigga who is probably responding to me
>>217962901
>this nigga who probably thinks he's responding to me

i have given the entire thread psychosis

Got a tv dinner in the nuke, gonna eat it in front of the telly while i watcg tge tv

>>217962904
>you just invented something and declared victory
many such cases

Music that mindbroke Brit
https://youtu.be/RpiI2jlfC90?si=MWXyfpycuntijLhD

...
um so do you reckon villa will win the prem this year

Alcohol order off Uber Eats still waiting. Arif is driiving around. Get to fuck with my order pl0x

Whats melly g gonna make his next jesus movie about? Acts?

many are thinking this

I stand with the bonnie prince.

>>217962962
thinking what

need attention and a hug

I bet Arif is going to ring the wrong doorbell as well, off-the-boat cunt that he is

>>217962970
this

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>>217962946
get in

>>217962919
not all posts were a perfect contiguous chain you angry dumb little nigga
(let me know if you can't figure out what 'contiguous' means)

>>217962920
oh no he posted a heckin unsourced screenshot labelled 'bad' so that was definitely it!!
my god u are the dumbest niggas alive
>you will be hanged
cope on a rope gaylord

>>217962914
>posting my image
crazy how much i own this thread

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What the fuck is he doing, get my alcohol delivered pronto

>>217962942
no
they just won't

>ordering alcohol off uber eats

bit runty lad, you afraid the guy at the coop will recognise you or something?

>>217963042
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP

Can someone catch me up on the melties lately?


Seems I've missed out on a lot

Arif doesn't know how to drive. He arrived in the UK this past week and he is now learning how to drive and he doesn't know where to go because he can't read because he comes from rural Fuckistan

he thinks contiguous is some esoteric word oh my days

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when brits say they're steaming

>>217963059
The shops that are open now are weird and I'd rather let a brown man negotiate with them

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>>217963064

>>217963070
it's just the one melty actually

>>217963078
no, just that it's beyond you sweetie

do you like my sword sword my diamond sword

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this woman was the first person to use the word incel

He's finally picked up my order
Fuck's sake Arif get a move on

>>217963117
i can see why

>>217963117
She does look like someone who would post on /r9k/.

did they ever fix diablo 4

*chanting, stomping my feet, calpping, waking up mumberg* arif! arif! arif! arif!

>>217963100
the intro to cs course you clearly recently learned it from isn't beyond anyone lad

>>217963117
that is, internally or externally, everyone who uses the word as an actual insult

Oh my fucking days. Arif has one stop along the way. Can't get a single delivery with this fucker

>>217963139
no its still a shit mindless grind loot pinata

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>>217963184
>STILL seething about IPs
>but still can't point out anything incorrect about anything I actually said

Alright, lemme get the fuck outta here

Get a fucking move on Arif Jesus Christ the boat moved faster than this

rorke is jewish

eating basil and pinenut falafacini with some salsa

>>217963260
*squinting at you because i don't know what that is but it might be nice*

Right well Arif is one minute away but he isn't being shown on the map

I'M GON SEND RORKE TO OUTER SPACE

TO FIND ANOTHER RACE

So let me get this straight...


He's not a paedo, and it's actually not a paedo website. He just uses the shady botnet to bypass the captcha, avatarflag and samefag, and spam this tiny corner of the internet with hundreds of boring posts like "poo bardly" and random offtopic /pol/ shit ad nauseam as quickly as he possibly can because he's actually an epic hacker troll that likes to get a rise out of people. And we in turn are mad and seething about it by calling out his strange antisocial behaviour.


Is that about right?

>>217963224
i have you pegged like your dad's arse on a friday night

>>217963294
melty

>>217963294
.......yh

>>217963294
poo

is this just another "every post i don't like was made by the same person" meltdown or is there actually anything else at play?
fucking tiresome either way

>>217963299
you cannot point out a thing lol
because i have been 100% right

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>>217963340
>>217963299

>>217963338
yes the leaf is clearly mental and accuses everyone of being the same person on a regular basis
he invents full backstories to them and everything

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Well Arif is just not appearing on the map is he

Brick melty

on the botnet rn lads hahaha wahey look at me go!

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Watching a documentary bout cuba

>>217963382
this post is me btw

do you guys feel a connection to americans
i feel a kinship with aussies and kiwis because they are basically tropical brits but i think americans have become too exotic
maybe if the country was like it was 200 years prior where everyone was a wasp

he’s going absolutely goran batshit

>>217963436
ye i do theyre pretty cool people

grok ai wank time

>>217963436
When I think of an American I think of a fat brown person now. They used to be suave and dapper chads, the archetype manly man from the 1950s but not now..

Worried about the rise of the far right

Has DTFIC calmed down yet?

>>217963436
the ones with actual identities, yes. ones from minnesota, appalachia, boston, even southern americans seem to have a soul and spirit that i can relate to.
the issue is the generic reddit/internet/4chan mid-nowhere gigayank who exists in vacuum with no connection to other human beings beyond the internet, they are the slop of the planet

>>217963436
I feel more connection to the yanks than to continetals

Gary Cooper, the strong silent type

appalachia mentioned

alright so just for the record, everything i said was right and ecker does not have any illegal material

>>217963495
this is a symptom of the internet and we are not exempt from it

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Stinky

>>217963504
for me its other anglosphere > anglo americans > english speaking canadians > americans > continentals
continentals are weird and look weird i was surprised how swarthy and weird looking most of them are compared to the average person here, i used to think places like france and austria had the same kind of phenotype and genetics as us but with less fats and uglies

right well that's an edited photo of emma watson with fart clouds coming out of her arse

>>217963436
early america was kino
america from 1950 or so onward quickly became one of the most dysgenic and decadent cultural forces to ever exist

good morning everyone yes I have awoken and risen to get ready for my 4AM toilshift on this Sunday morn

gotta give it to the yank, he's clearly deranged but he's consistent you've gotta give him that, he's been at it for at least 5 years now

its always rorkes been done this
or rorkes having a melty that
but it's never fucking how are you rorke?
how's things in yourself rorke?
sick of it all

>>217963566
good morning to you. I'm still drinking and I think I might be up all night

Why the fuck is the Uber Eats man waiting
Get tae fuck

>>217963602
very true
rorke is the real oppressed minority

>>217963530
go to sleep heathermong

>>217963436
I will give you my opposite perspective. I feel a connection with the middle class South English, but not with most of the rest of Britain, most Aussies and Kiwis, a small amount of Canadians and Americans, mostly English/British descended Californians and North-easterners.

>>217963580
The handful of yanks are some of the most authentic posters we have. Yes they are insane but at least you know you're engaging with a real person and not a sock puppet persona or some computer program.

>>217963487
>When I think of an American I think of a fat brown person now
i imagine a large man, around 40, walking across a car park in shorts, a t-shirt and sensible trainers
he is pretty overweight, around 5'10", but with a very strong, broad back like a silverback gorilla
he has very short hair or is completely bald, with an extremely tiny, thin and well trimed beard / goatee
sunglasses or a baseball cap
he can be a man of literally any race, they can all fit this template

https://orbis.stanford.edu

>>217963628
>has literally no response but to cite some other retard
i'm right, and you are a mong

>>217963607
might as well of you're still off lad. Plenty of time to sweat it all out before Monday.

tried to shave my pubes but the razor was too dull and I didn't have a spare one and now it looks like shit :(
at least no one will see it anyway

>>217963566
i have wfh toil at 7 but realistically i won't have anything to do until 12, so here i am

any pooman in?

>>217963696
yh

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_(programming_language)
>Influenced by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)
>Influenced by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCPL
>Influenced by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CPL_(programming_language)
>Influenced by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALGOL_60
>Influenced by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALGOL_58
>Influenced by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plankalk%C3%BCl
>Designed by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse
>Much of his early work was financed by his family and commerce, but after 1939 he was given resources by the government of...
uh oh

Rorke is cooked

Getting berated by some rando on Discord about why I have no mates, fuck him the fucking prick

It's over for rorke.

Video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxL45j6cKU

>>217963710
safe

>>217963681
I'd say for pubes an electric shaver is ideal. Put a low number guard on like a 1 or 1/2 then just buzz it all. Shaving with a razor always left me with red bumps.

I'm sure waxing would feel nice but I can't see myself paying a little Asian lady to wax my nobule and bollocks.

>>217963729
pic related

>>217963735
probably deserve it you cunt

>>217963735
sounds like he's done you
you've been done

migrant incinerator

Puerto Rico is a major flaw of the American empire. Why didnt we just throw a bunch of money at it during the cold war and make it God-tier? Latam would have been BEGGING for Amerigod rule

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Having a nostalgia wank

my plan for 2026: have sex with a woman

>>217963788
whos that then

>>217963810
zoom zoom

>>217963810
idk maybe check the watermark you fucking stupid bastard

need to find a comfy warm womb to crawl into and fall asleep in

>>217963827
idig

remember the lad from the "I want to do a poo at Paul's" advert? Well he's just finished his PhD in fecal transplant bacteriotics and has a Bachelor of Arts in bathroom design from Poowong University. Makes you feel old huh!

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The trim

Just fucking around doing random shit aha

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>>217963810
Sexy Pattycake use to be a non-nude favourite about 20 yrs ago

>>217963855
Looking fresh unc

managed to wash myself before the new year, last year I had a melty because I couldn't do it in time

>>217963829
pattycake online.com is she?

>>217963855
Looks alrigh tbf

wish I had the courage to shave my head

>>217963845
Well doesn't that make me feel old! That poo at Paul's must've been flushed by now, surely!

>>217963845
My name is Giordano Pooknow and I wrote a book about the Occult Philosophy of Bad Smells

>>217963833
manchild-coded post

>>217962869
do you have a better one i can save?

>>217963863
ugly faced trollop really isn't she

>>217963866
heard of google or wayback you mongoloid?

>>217963900
never heard of wayback you mongoloid but have heard of google

>>217963916
try googling wayback then you thick TWAT

>>217963881
I'm 33 years young, people my age are either dead or spiritually dead because of children and that

>>217963940
>>217963940
>>217963940

>>217963932
I'm a 24 year old vf neet

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