another edition
thomas fairfax sub eidishion
What's the most offensive thing I can say to this dude
might have a melty
rorke's walking awayfrom the troubles in his liferorke's walking awayohhh to find a better day
>>217963966I'd tell everyone where you actually live but then they'd find you on the sex offenders registry
>>217963966got to /trek/cord and ask them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo2C7J18fBw&list=OLAK5uy_ngsWGvx5y0A38xZGiPFLajqmMk4PIVx4o
Any checked out of life man in
You guys ever play... Pentiment?
>>217964013*raises 31 year old otherkin paw*
just been diagnosed with parkinson's ladsi'm literally shaking rn
>>217963966tell him you have his actual address and you're going over to gangrape his little sister
remember when i downloaded my first movie on limewire and it turned out to be porn hahahaha, was like 12, good times
>>217964028bwavithimo
*plop**brap**bloop*
got this this little place where i go and wank in the park
>>217963966 here, asked him how old he was as per Discord protocol
>youtube recommends me a video called "scouse asmr">put it on out of curiosity>can't understand anything they're saying
>>217964134How can you tell when a scouse is thinking?They shut up
>>217964134fush n chups mate
MILberg confused in her racist ways because she doesn't offer me tea because white people prefer coffee, but then she remembers im english and we drink tea, but only earl grey which they don't have so she should make me coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sf6PmKHbuI
>>217964154be quiet you freak
>>217964154we are spiritually Japanese that’s why we like tea
I eata da poopoo
haha yeah my gf forgets multiple times a day that l drink tea lol what a quirky anime she is
Listen, I'm one in a million. Today? I'm here. Tomorrow? I'll be gone.Get it while it's hot
cant pronounce my ths, say it like a v soundtried to learn but can’t so either have to avoid essential words like the there or they or embarrass myself
>>217964204Can you be gone today as well please?
going for a swim at the poo beach
>>217964206>we have actual cavemen here who cannot use their tongue
>>217964247…yhhave a lisp too
>>217964233You think you're funny, but I own five property portfolios and have a stacked ETF and Index Fund with 20 million in liquid assets. Your girlfriend? MineYour house? MineYour car? MineYour job? MineRather than attempting to humiliate me like the class clown you are, ask me questions and I'll answer them. If you want advice on wealth generation, tips on maximizing your revenue streams, I'm open.
>>217964256have you sought help from a phonoaudiologist?
>>217964267Yeah I have a question. When will you fuck off?
I simply cannot stop wanking to interracial cuckold porn
Thinking about smelly girl farts that smell like poo.
>>217964297you considered jumping from a tall building or overpass?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaapnjOofXIrorke vs leftypol
>>217964291When your girlfriend comes out my bathroom (I spaffed inside her)
last time you had sex ?me?never
>>217964270dont know what that is
>>217964313Tell her to give you a funnier gimmick.
>>217964312Wish I was a rat with a loving owner
>>217964199uhm, it's actually my mother-in-law sweaty, get it right please xx
>>217964326EnglishNounspeech therapy (countable and uncountable, plural speech therapies)The study and correction of a person's speech and language defects, disorders in communication and swallowing disorders. Synonyms: logopedics, phonoaudiology
what the fuck are these captchas. I have not used this site in years. are they taking the fucking piss. i have failed these cunting nigger captchas five times in a row because i pick the wrong number of empty boxes.
>>217964337Struck a nerve, incel?
>>217964338instead you're sat here at 3am with a bunch of lonely incels
>>217964270>have you sought help from a phonoaudiologist?sought help? he can’t even pronounce it!
>>217964347Low IQ
>>217964347
>>217964351Rats have more purpose in this world than I do
>>217964347it's simple really:1) don't be a retard2) click the right number of empty boxes
>>217964267yeah ill take some tipspg tips1 sugar, little milkdickhead
>>217964368>>217964369>>217964373found out what the issue was. i wasn't clicking next after doing the last captcha
>>217964350You need to strike your head with a sledgehammer you boring cunt.
feel like SHIT
>>217964256Have a Sean Connery lisp. Up until I was about 6 I had a full blown gay gay man lisp.
>>217964022only the art style and the concept are goodthe story is predictable and very against the spirit of the middle ages despite selling itself as "inspired"; it's just a handful of anecdotes redressed and put in a mystery plot, the problems with I wouldn't want to spoil, because it's not the kind of game where you can do the "wrong" path for replay value
>>217964397She's my bitch now LOL
>>217964384try reading the text before you scroll. its not always the same
3 captchas Jeremy? 3 captchas for each post?
On the third bottle of wine
>tfw living in fear of receiving an inheritanceIf I do I am cooked. Can I just refuse it?
>>217964432Have you ever met a person with cirrhosis?
accomplished everything i ever wanted in life and i'm back here, just as miserable as i was 10 years ago when i was a neetit's so joever
>>217964434is it a haunted castle?
>>217964411Seriously though, actually kill yourself if this is the funniest bit you can come up with.
>>217964446Uncle had that and then died, granddad died of dementia brought on by alcohol abuse
whenever i drink alcohol i get these chunks of slimey shit in my urineits like big blobs of goo that comes out in the stream
>>217964432gl in the morning
Doing some light reading
>>217964456I’m demented because of how much I like beer!!! lmao legend
>>217964453We're laughing at how small your dick is
what should i invest income in beyond a maxed out stocks and shares isa lads?The sensible option would be to just keep investing in index funds and get taxed, but I can't help but wanting to go for some /biz/ moonshotsThoughts lads?
>>217964371bet you thought your life would be better by now huh?
>>217964456Well then, don't want to sound cynical but you should learn of them. And if KYS is what you want there are faster ways, you know.
Received a completely unexpected check for $21,000 out of nowhere today. Something to do with my settlement. Not sure what to do with it. Most of it's getting invested for sure.
>>217964434just give it to me x
>>217964489Thought I'd have whiskers by now actually
>>217964491prove it
>>217964482see>>217964453
>>217964491I’ll hold on to some for you if you don’t mind
>>217964434>>217964491tarq
>Uncle had that and then died, granddad died of dementia brought on by alcohol abuse
>>217964502I accept your concession
>>217964490No I don't want to. I'd rather throw away reality and live in drugged-up fantasy land, just like they did
Posted doxxable information recently but no one gave a single shit about it
i wish i was a cute girl with a tight fanny and a jiggly arse so i could be a cottagecore pawg housewife and just lay about all day doing fuck all... but alas... god made me an absolute unit hench donny with a neanderthal brow ridge
>>217964452Money.>>217964456I actually switched to opiates because of the damage to the body yet people look at me horrified when I tell them this.
>>217964526it's not 2015 anymore, the thread is full of actual spastics who would not know the first thing to do with the info
>>217964511$21000 is tarquin tier in argentina?
>>217964498
Might compose a song for the birt, but in what key I wonder? F# Mixolydian maybe....
mo money mo problems
>>217964487Gold. If you decide to keep investing in stocks I've had success with BGEO, STAN and AAF.
pov: youre 40 with a 17 year old step daughter who gets trapped in the washing machinewhat do you do
>>217964587Turn it on
>>217964587compliment her dedication to household chores
>>217964587exchange her for her 13yo sister
women live lives of such luxury and comfort the worst thing that can happen to them is rape. ohhhh oh noooo free sex how horrendous. no, genuinely.think about that.i'm bisexual right, have fucked some absolute munters and been done up the arse by blokes old enough to be my dad. have not been attracted to 80% of the people i have had sex with, but did it anyway solely to see the hidden cutscenes. did things that utterly disgusted me because people asked to do itwomen are whinging when they talk about rape. rape is not the end all be all of bad things that can happen to someone. you need to get a grip if u think rape is worse than like, a tradie having his tools stolen by gypsies - that can ACTUALLY be life ruining
>>217964569Corr this is almost the double of an average annual salary here.
>>217964526I find that if you try to get doxxed no-one wants to dox you.
>>217964587>>217964640
battlefront 2 (classic) really ruined the dark trooper, it's basically unplayable. really all high tier troops suck ass in this game
>>217964651>have not been attracted to 80% of the people i have had sex with, but did it anyway solely to see the hidden cutscenes. >did things that utterly disgusted me because people asked to do it
>>217964587>who gets trapped in the washing machineregularly?
>what do you do
>>217964576>date not visiblemeans nothing
>>217964675>go next stall>do same
>>217964496Unironically would if i could but I don't write the will. I probably got nothing, I'm low down the relative list. Heard it's even worse in murica, SSI limit is $2k. Here it is £16k but this is still bullshit.
>>217964651you sub for 60 year old men who disgust you for free
>wasn't born with hunter eyes or a negative canthal tiltit's over for me lads, it never even began
>>217964694why would you be scared of getting an inheritance
so this is shorke
>mildly sexual situation is presented>what do you doRoaring at this gimmick
Should have been a rentboy as a lad and climbed my way up the ladder like Lord Varys.Alas...
>>217964661what, too old?
always wondered whether there is a lot of clean up and prep to gay sexlike cleaning your bumholehaving a pooey arsegetting poo on your cockcleaning out the poo mingled cum out of your arsepooey condomsbeing able to sit down
i miss living in america with my black ex girlfriend@novascotian can I move in with you
>>217964708Negative canthal tilt is ugly
>>217964684Are you seething? All your investments will amount to shit and you'll still be a raped pedo freak. Meanwhile I've just gotten a massive boost to my Roth IRA.
>>217964669n>>217964696ot an argument. the worst possible thing that can come from sex besides stds is some muscle soreness. mental trauma is NOT real. these people are just weak. if the ancient greeks could have a stable, if not prospering, civilisation despite institutional goonerism, we are being far too prissy about sex. rape is a mild transgression akin to being beaten up. guarantee everyone here has gotten in a scrap before when they were kids or teenagers. did this experience break u? did it fuckeveryone just needs to get a grip
>>217964748>IRA*seizures uncontrollably, frothing at the mouth*
>>217964753well you're clearly perfectly mentally sound so i guess you're right
might just get a plane ticket to hawaii and take the hobopill. booze. meth. fishin. yelling at japs. robbing tourists.
>>217964748>she sees your cock
>>217964744um...
>everyone just needs to get a grip
>>217964741often think of men shagging do we
>>217964799Could just say yesMe and east ridings one are gonna go to Australia and bum if not
>>217964748>asking for proof of your claim amounts to seethingyouve lost your mind. i mean youre legitimately insane.
gave borderline personality disorder and depression from childhood trauma
>>217964716God that looks dumb as shit
Y’all mad?
reminder that raped nonce lost all his money day trading
>>217964828You sure have gotten a bigger payout than that.
POO NIGGER
>still hasnt posted date of 21 K checkmmhmm.
>>217964849Nope
*flips on the vpn**makes up some random sh*t*>teehee
>>217964713Let's say I inherit 16k. That will last not even a year. Then after that year I'll have to reapply to disability. Do you know how hard applying for disability is? The icing on the cake is that they are coming out with some new rule that new applicants will get half the money. Someone else is leaving me 100k. I very reluctantly agreed for these same reasons. Any less i'd have just said no.
>>217964784i say this because every, and i mean EVERY, woman i have ever dated ALWAYS drops the rape confession cutscene when they get comfortable enoughi do NOT care that u were raped. stop crying into my chest i do NOT care. i know for a fact there's more to these stories the girls let on. they always led the guys on etc. and it's always the most hypersexual women who have these stories, like.why should i care to value your sexuality if you do not value it yourself. it's WORST when they tell stories about how men have expectations after doing/paying for everything on dates. like yes. fucking obviously. you stupid bitch. men don't do that for their friends. the least u can do is fucking kiss him.
>>217964855It's dated Dec 23rd, 2025. I'm guessing that's when it was printed and shipped. That's all you get.
>>217964871Only encountered this once and didn’t really pry as I didn’t care or believe her
leftyjaws huffing a propane tankshorke swimming out to his deepest waters and brooding in the cold clean currents
>>217964864Should have asked for at least $6.
>>217964868ah I see you're a loser freak I understand nowtried a job lad?
sir parasite
>>217964868>Let's say I inherit 16k. That will last not even a year.It'll last two years according to my budget de lad
kidneys hurting
>>217964808is he right about all that stuff though?
having a sex but with myself
>>217964432based, William Pitt the Younger was known to drink a minimum of three bottles of Port each day
>>217964741Yeah they have to do either a full or half anal douche/enema and then they need to stretch their bumhole with plugs beforehand and then they have to use a fuckton of lube It’s horrible and I’ll never do it again
>>217964968>died at 46
>>217964955Ah oui, zhe ménage à un. Très bien!
Hey, do y'all remember Shaq? Man, that guy was so big. I bet he had a hog on him too, do y'all know what I mean?
She has an onlyfans and still looks good
>>217964968wow! i'm sure that's 100% true and accurate.fucking yankslike, how can u read such a blatantly false thing and believe ithuhuhuh 3 bottles a day can u believe itummm NO i cannot actually u fat oafget a grip
I looked at murican cities on google maps and here's my opinion>NYC - Looks like a giant Shoreditch i.e full of polished warehouses and tenement blocks with hipster shops. Seemed a bit soulless>Chicago - I got more of the Canary Wharf vibe from Chicago desu. Very neat looking city center The surrounding area reminded me of some northern city with the big red-brick houses.>San Francisco - Weirdly it reminded me of west London because of the white townhouses with bay windows. Seemed gritty and cool. >Los Angeles. Didn't remind me of anywhere in the UK, seemed vast and empty.>Philadelphia- Absolute shithole, shockingly grim.
>>217965005lovely naughty lady
>>217965005looks like her bum cheeks have been shrunk like they don't fit the rest of her
when i touch a sheila's knee and move it higher up, me bollocks come in contact with a bootthe only girl i seem to charm is me old mate mrs. palmif it were raining virgins i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof
>>217964910>wageslavery>>217964928My rent alone is 7k>>217965005The body is nice, damn shame about the face
niggas when you tell them you aren’t from nyc or la
>>217965005bet she does some ginormous poos
>>217965055lad you live in fear of getting some paltry sum because they'll cut off your meager benniestime to gain a clue
Grow up, the three of you
>>217965029Probably a warp tool.
Might become latino
fat lard arse americans fucking love believing "facts" about historical figures that simply are not truegenuinely the most naive race of blubberlords to ever waddle the earth. the only thing bigger than their guts is their astounding ignorance.a yank will get on a plane come to london to stare at a big clock and go woawwwwwwww its duh big benfucking cretins3 bottles MINIMUMthat cunt was the PRIME MINISTER u fucking melonabsolutely no chance he was doing 3+ bottles while governing the country r u fucking densedo u breathe through ur mouth
>>217965029>>217965093lets compare with an old pic
>>217965006750mL x3 of fortified (20%avg) wine450mL or so of ethanol355mL x24 of average (5%avg) beer426mL or so of ethanol750mL of vodka (40%avg)300mL or so of ethanolIt's a bit on the heavy side for legit alcoholics, but not completely out of range
only have two sets of bed linen and one of them has a ripped sheet and the other smells musty
>>217964968LORD PALMERSTON
My cousin is 19 and engagedI'm 26 and have a girlfriend of 4 weeksI might actually kill myself.
>>217965005grim and walled
>>217965076Yes the onerous financial restrictions are stressful. I've not been able to use my bank account for years. Getting harder with all this cashless shit. Part of why I accepted the 100k, I'm over it. I'll just make it work somehow so I can move on with my life. However the "just get a job" crowd are the ones who need to gain a clue. What jobs? Even normies struggle these days. And even if I get one it will be some miserable retail or warehouse job. The kicker is that after taxes and transport I wouldn't even be much better off.
>>217965139Your cousin's going to be going through a divorce, and you're going to be chuckling to yourself.
LMAOOO BRO REALLY SAID!!BRO REALLY DID THING!BRO BRO BRO LMAO!!**77 MILLION LIKES**why is youtube shorts like this
>>217965139IKTF. When I was early 20s my 14 year old cousin came to the country and got a gf within six months. Felt like shit.
lying cretin
>>217965189so this is rorke's hero
itty bitty teeny tiny little slutty skirt
>The nazi's are arresting artistsleftists really live in the worst fairytale
duuuuhhhh im a canadian i am a fat leafnigger yank too cowardly to break from the crownu are WORSE than any lumbering hamplanet to the south of youummm ackshually it is nawt out ov rayngeuh shut uphow dare you address mehow can u fall victim to such obvious folklore propaganda hearsay infotainment pophistory bullshitcretinwhere is your critical thinkingextremely accomplished statesman oh yeah he was getting wastedddddd 24/7fuck offhonestly just fuck off
>>217965195:DDD yeah?
>>217965184i've had loads of girlfriends but literally none of them have amounted to anything. I even proposed to my last girlfriend and she turned me down
>>217965172short-form vertical videos are the worst cancer of the early 2020s
>>217965189he did tho….
>>217965210You got sex, what more do you want?
got the shakes need to eat sometjing
>>217965241A relationship, a wife, children?
>>217965278course u do
>>217965278It's just the methylmercury. Don't worry about it.
>>217965278u sound cute ngl
>>217965289cunt
Sex with Emma Watson would likely include bodily smells, including possibly sniffing her anus.
got 2 cookies and a Gatorade zero that way it’ll knock out potassium sodium. And sugar in case the lack of one of them os causing the shakes
>>217965288>expecting loyalty from roasties>bringing more humans into hellscape 2025
>>217965325just say you're gay
>>217965321yeh? post your arse m8
>>217965348don’t have one lost it in a tragic arse removing machine accident
>>217965354oh this one's cute i can tell!
>>217965200imagine being a police officer that has to mediate between two trannies arguing about their anime OCs
toil in 10 hoursthinking about calling in sick now
cute bebe monky
Slaughter all botnet paedophiles.
sex with rorke
>>217965529you liked her little arse didn't you anon
sucking a female
>>217965606Me yesterday...I salted that bitch hard.Bitches love salt.
mad that the janny lets him do this every day
imma firing mah lazar!!!!1!!1!!
>>217965661Poor Malaysia.
Rorke posting on birt at close to 5amLeftypol sound asleep ready for another day of supporting Palestine
>>217965700ktim
Oh so the three brit lads who've remained here after the new captcha was introduce are tucked up in bed, are they
bouncing on a cock not even joking
can we not have any sexual pictures of children posted pleaseis that too much to ask
>>217965774at 5am? it's free-form hours matey!
watched Letters from Iwo Jima earlierKino
>>217965793>It's fifth-form hours matey!I fix 4 u
nonceyank at it again
finally going back home this afternoon after spending the last week with various familygonna have the mother of all wanks tonight
Right well I'm shaving my head bald aren't I
Accidentally got poo steaming with the old man
steaming a poo
new years resolution: get a clue
got the disco classic "Shake Your Booty" stuck in my head
It's actually 5am now fucking hell
Holy fuck it's 5am
toil in 9 hoursstill tossing up if ill call in sick
>>217965871stepdadberg tried to entice me into joining him in a sesh last night but he put on Inglorious Basterds which I had no desire in watching so I just went to bed
Come on come onCome on come onCome on
>>217965910Is he a Nazi?
>>217965898what the fuck kind of job has you starting on a Sunday afternoon
>>217965920don't think so no
>>217965945Phew, thank God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVCqsuyLzk
>>217965960I'm 15 again
>>217965932asda delivery
Emma Watson sex shags
>>217965975WHY DON'T THE WEAPONS DO ANYTHING?!
>>217965982how indescribably grim for you
Football is for goyim
>>217966005That's not nice mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs3h-pXhipAThis is the song that plays on the day I grab the kalashnikov and go hunting.
>>217966013sport is aryanyou wouldn't get it
>>217966028Playing it yeah but not watching it
>>217966036nah
>>217966028Exactly. Sport = competition; which is an Aryan trait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWDQKVXAL-IWE'VE GOT 2020 VISION.Standing atop the roof of the John Lewis superstore.
love her
>>217966053Lost all respect for her when I learned she's a Muslim shill
>>217966044Grown men in the stands watching Africans run around and singing songs about them is goyim type shi
>>217966058>type shiWhy are you pretending to be black?
Waiting for the sun to rise now
I have Chapel at 10 am and I'm steaming and on drugs.
>>217966082>I have Chapel at 10 amalri ngumbekwe bolingoli
>>217966082yeh? post ur sexy arse then luv
>>217966005It is, it's awful. Sunday afternoon/evening isn't usually all that bad. Mondays are worse. Tuesdays are typically alright. But I have been feeling shit lately and took a foul smelling cloudy piss about an hour or do ago.
>>217966088What does that mean?
>>217966045that might be true if it wasn't all a wog-filled circus serving as an substitute outlet for meaningful collective pride and perhaps action
>>217966082Europa has hope so long as you keep at it x
Walking on Air by King Crimson
>>217966106<3
as for me i'll be watching brazil (1985) on the telly from my couch
O Mary, Conceived without Sin, Pray for Us Who Have Recourse to Thee
>>217966082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2PiVXjanws
>>217966082chapel?
>>217966123Aye, don't worry mate. I've taken shrooms, lsd, acid, and dmt. Nothing can compare to the word of the lord.
r lola
>>217966127>>217966149Jesus, these are the girls that zoomoids think are attractive??
>>217966149she looks like that slug from star warsnot jabba the other one
>>217966127Who's she? She should join
really fucking anxious need to chill out or I'm gonna have a meltdown
Leftypol crying and calling the cops after hitting the dab pen Rorke big chillin on enough 'cid to feel the nerves in his teeth because he knows with certainty the good Lord has his back
>>217966175Is the dog barking?
Rorke rushing to a&e after realising he's consumed a product containing seed oils
>>217966191lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oGqPFdbY7snuck figgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sftFzatlg4IWhere were you in 2001?
mr pigdenyou're alive!
anyone else got a smart mum but thick dadmy dad is a great man, very good father, but his iq must be pushing 90 i’d say
>>217966251My dad died 25 years ago.
>>217966271I'm sorry to hear that mate. may she rest in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-_Zn648fw
>>217964587Wake up then open JAVhub
>>217966271I meant he
>>217966251nanberg is retarded, genuinely think she's in the 80s for IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1XGQ42Eu8
>>217966271roaring
Grim how dystopic this country is atm. Dark chapter in the history.
>>217966127Accidently bobbed to a tune of hers only to become aware it's a pro battymans anthem
Might hit the hay
>>217966127same vibe
>>217966313I mean, I warned you all about this a few years ago. I told you that if you elected Labour, this country would become worse than you could ever imagine, just abjectly horrible totalitarian China-style shit.Nobody listened to me, you all just screeched at me:>B-B-BUT DA TOREES!!!!!!Well, that's ok then. You made your bed. Now lie in it. You had your chance to stop this, but you never took it. Should've voted Reform in 2024.
>>217966338>>217966338
>>217966303
>>217966149abzorbaloff lookin bitch
Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary,that never was it known that anyone who fled to thy protection, implored thy help, or sought thy intercession, was left unaided. Inspired by this confidence I fly unto thee, O Virgin of virgins, my Mother. To thee do I come, before thee I stand, sinful and sorrowful. O Mother of the Word Incarnate,despise not my petitions, but in thy mercy hear and answer me. Amen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ1myt4-gX4
