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any feet tickler man in

ok

>>217966357
Feet is an utterly plebeian fetish.

Real geezers are attracted to armpits.

>>217966336
>it’s cause we voted wrong! if we only vote for the other team, the liberals with the light blue ties instead of the blue ties or the red ties everything will be fine!
Midwit. This is structural. You can’t vote your way out. We have no industry, no empire, 70 million people on a cramped island, at least 10 million of whom are foreigners who have no alliegance to us whatsoever. You can’t vote all this away.

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Sophie thatcher gf will be reality in 2026. If not i'll just ask out the little mexican toilfu who fancies me and get fat and buy a truck

dua lipa sex arse

>>217966467
imagine the fucking smell.

>>217966390
>You can’t vote all this away.
true but are you prepared for the obvious implication of that statement?

mental that people are actually religious and fully believe in all that

An interesting cultural difference here lads is that trend following is actually "cool", in the UK moncler and canada goose have reached cringe territory because everyone wears them, but here stuff like that is how you signal wealth

Constantly have to argue with wifeberg because I don't want to spend money on tacky designer shit

I know you didn't ask but just thought you might like to know haha x

PS I love poo
Poo poo poooo!!!!

>>217966497
Muslims will replace white atheists. Simple math, white atheists aren't having families while Mohammad has 8 children. Religion is important for keeping the fabric of society and nationhood in tact. Atheists are unremarkable thinkers.

>>217966531
not sure what that has to do with my post

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https://youtu.be/WRFJtDOEMY0

The BNP was so based.

A legitimate ethnic nationalist party modelled on the French National Front and Italian Social Movement.

Way, way better than Nigel "Based Christian Nigerians" Farage.

>>217966543
Atheists are unremarkable thinkers. They pissed themselves getting off to spoiling others faith so they could feel like a smart boy big boy, and in doing so brought about the end of western civ. Useless shits.

good mornng bret!!!!

>>217966557
true

>>217966545
born to fail from the start with nick griffin in charge with his lazy eye shite

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detest women

dont like any "party"
dont like any politrickster
just need my rifle, my pony and me

>>217966575
get my benefits arse in her DMs inbox pronto!!!

>>217966575
Always notice with self-proclaimed feminist or 'leftist' women, they are the most crass materialists imaginable.

>>217966531
>>217966557
Amazing how runts spout off about Christianity being a cucked religion and yet the most surefire way to get white people to have more babies is to get their butts back in pews. Utah does not have a white birthrate problem for a reason.

>>217966575
>threatened if we don't want one with a 'career' and money
>threatened if we do
reckon this term is just used by massive degenerates seeking any flimsy rationalisation of their shitty behaviour iibhwyf

wonder if he'll be looking to the sky and enjoying the life today

>>217966575
LOL why not buy her on the prostitutes for hire website where she works and save yourself the trouble

Christianity is proto-bolshevism.

>>217966601
no she's dead mate, no one does anything positive around here

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>>217966594
This is true. But atheists like Hitchens and Dawkins had to build a career from tearing down the faith that was so important to others, to gratify their own egos and line their pockets. The truly evil man comes to steal your hope, so that you have nothing to sustain you during difficult times.

Might have some non-white kids

>>217966652
ktim

real grinch caught on camera HD full video hindi video

Rorke listening to 'On A Plain' by Nirvana on repeat for seven hours

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Would munch her box till she was a quivering mess.

cummy mummy x

>>217966652
ktiam(kek this is also me)

>>217966699
on second thought...

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mental that i have complete power over these creatures in the palm of my hands

>>217966699
get her sex arse made
get it posted to my address

>>217966690
um

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>>217966398
english rose

Thinking about the Most Serene Republic of Venice again lads.

>>217966710
rorke vs leftypol

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hi x

>>217966753
is that a tranner x

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Guyana. Why'd you guys fill it with indians then
>>217966730
So fit

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>>217966770
>Why'd you guys fill it with indians then
for a laugh

*does the cr7 calma gesture at you*

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Odds: start doing some odd jobs around the flat
Evens: go to bed as if it was the evening
Dubs: drink a warm beer and smoke a cig

>>217966808
Corr need to visit

Mad how kino Japan is

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Off to bed then but first I'll pop some beers in fridge for later. On a related note, has anyone tried that Staropramen? I hope it's good cos I got 10 of them on offer

>>217966853
tis innit

right so that's anthony fantano dead at 40 isn't it

>>217966868
Where you based lad?
Is it like Yakuza 0?

im tryn ta get my arse ate out here

>>217966897
it probably isn't, no

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>>217966357
Aye

>>217966897
40, he was just a fuckin' kid!

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never seen this before O_O

>>217967081
I have

on holiday lads
31 degrees here fucking sweating

Bit racist making the Australian Federation Star the odd one out

almost gone a week without wanking
don’t feel any different

>>217967154
superpowers soon
it's a gradual process

Look!
Up in the sky!
It's Big Cummies Man!

>>217967174
yeah like what
and how long

good morning
i hate rorke

>>217967196
enhanced senses
you can detect when women are ovulating after a month

tried no-wank for a month and developed rape vision

>>217967250
and what does rape vision look like

>>217967281
*takes a quick glance at you*
yeah.. come a bit closer and i’ll tell you

have to put a pillow under my knees so I can sleep without back pain like some geriatric
i'm not even 30 yet

>>217967298
um

>>217967313
too much sitting has ruined your body.

we are anonymous
we are legion

>>217967332
too true
*starts pointing a gun at myself in the mirror*

>>217967355
*hacks your printer and makes it print until it runs out of ink*

hehe, THAT'LL show you

>>217967355
>we are legion
Is this a reference to the bible when a demon says this? pretty cringe if so

>>217967313
tight hip flexors lad, google the thomas test, if you fail it do some stretching lad

thank me later xx

>5% of women (1 in 20) in japan have worked in the sex industry

basically 5% of bints have done porn here lads, mental innit

you don't hear the term resting bitch face much these days

slurping up tv slop with my woke holes

>>217967416
it’s the zoomer stare now

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>>217967411

>>217967437
hehe lil fat runt

4 days in a row of drinking, feel like shit

>>217967437
screech

>>217967451
he's one of the brit lads just reaching out for a gf and failing. we are all the little hedgehog fella

the concept of a black australian unnerves me
not an abo but a real african
just not right

>>217967474
how did you do that?

>>217967498
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFT7fZA3ybw

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how do i get a cute british gf like pic related

My body is a machine that turns quavers and irn bru into poo

had a gabbie carter wank

>>217966905
it's called a "VPN", they're all the rage rn

haven't wanked in a week because of family being around but I don't feel any different at all except for the strong urge for sexual relief
this notion that you suddenly become a confident chad just from abstaining is retarded

>>217967411
if that's true how come every JAV is mostly the same ~15 girls on rotation

toil tomorrow
:(

>>217967717
can't wait
felt so useless and horrible without my nice little structured week

Finish these lyrics: Wake me up...

>>217967699
>family being around
>strong urge for sexual relief
You know what to do

>>217967733
before you go go

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it pie night

>>217967717
off until 6th myself
you’d have to be mental to be working next week

good morning, you grotesque abominations

>>217967611
this is the wrong place to ask
we're not very good at that

>>217967758
morning mate
x

>>217967717
looking forward to catching up with the toilfu x

>>217967768
^.^ xx

>>217967733
https://youtu.be/tOsck7jYUsE?t=53

>>217967733
in the morning

not signing into YouTube haha just not doing it

load of ugly munters on BA cabin crew these days
makes me sick
presumably they have to let the ugly ones do it now because of woke

>>217967854
not the case for JAL and ANA lad haha x

woke west got rorke on the ropes

>>217967865
would fly anyone else but go to keep my BA executive club status going lad x

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>>217967787
>>217967835
>>217967854
>>217967865
HAPPY

NEW YEAR

BRIT SISTA
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766910649102012.webm

>>217967890
lang=bn

>>217967890
my willy looks like that
:(

>>217967787
>>217967809
>>217967854
>>217967865
>>217967890
mad how

enchiladas for tea perhaps

that's it, I'm getting out of bed

Make this the most (you)Ed post ever

>>217967952
:)

>>217967933
thinking about tea already fat bugger

>>217967946
>>217967980
Hi there mateys, how's it going?

>>217967452
ruined a christmas party a few days before christmas by being a drunk creep to girls so i've not had more than a few sips on christmas day since
kinda want a drink but also really dont

>>217967452
the french drink everyday and they’re fine
you just been binge drinking mate
bet you’ve got a big fat belly as well

>>217967854
they even broadcast the woke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssVe0FaBhUU

bone mashing the bit between my eyes with a hammer until i have positive canthal tilt against wifeberg's protests lads

>>217967733
wake me nae nae

Fucked up and had nine pints yesterday ffs

>>217966338
this nigga looking zesty

>>217968177
What time's the next flight? I'll get that one instead.

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>>217968293
Pirnce is the real one brit sista

We didn't realise it at the time but the internet ruined a lot of things.

I was just thinking about things like yugioh and pokemon cards. I remember there was a card I really wanted. It was a rare card but not sought after. To find what you wanted you had to ask to look through other kids collections that they brought to school. Then you'd have to actually have something they wanted or they wouldn't trade you anyway.

I managed to find someone with it - a kid 3 years younger than me that I didn't know. After finding it and telling him I wanted it I had to track him down again a week later and show him what I had, and I was lucky because I had something that had been on TV that morning and he was like yeah I'll take that one. This was to my knowledge the only guy in the school who had that card.

Nowadays everyone just copies the perfect deck online and buys everything with the click of a button.

not a pixel

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>>217968321
Not a problem brit bro.

Read all of that and although trading cards have never interested me, I agree.

might watch spanish language found footage horror Rec

>>217968321
you'll get tl;dr'd for this post but you're not wrong

It's the autistic nature of having to have the most optimal, or do things in the most optimal ways

There's no adventure, playing the way you want and having fun, the most optimal way/route/things have been mathmatically calculated and posted online for everyone to follow, so you either have to do the same or get trounced

I used to play vanilla WoW way back in 2007 and it was fun af because nobody fully knew what was ideal, it was all just guesswork. Upon the rerelease of vanilla WoW a few years ago it was plain to see that immediately everyone knew exactly what they had to do to be optimal.

zoomer suicides to skyrocket in the first week of the new year as their favourite zoomer garbageslop tv show comes to an end

blogposting about some boring horsecock shit.. deary me

Zoomers can't sit through feature length films lmao

>>217968340
sexual breast boob

small tits, hairless minge.. mmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9W-sS949eA

Mad how ever generation considers the one after it to be shit but this time we're actually right about zoomers

you have 2 lives the 2nd one only begins when you realise you only have 1

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>>217966338
WHO ON BRIT MADE THAT JOHN CENA POST ?

>>217965850
>>217965850
>>217965850

>>217968435
zoomies ain't that bad unc

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BRIT CLUB

NEW YEAR 2026

>>217968440
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8. very deep
*walks off*

>>217968345
great choice, it's very creepy

>>217968458
considering going to the local pub at 11.45 nye

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>>217968450
Millenial are the worst brit bro.

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In Victoria 3 I'm going to invade America and then create a state called "New Africa" and I'm going to make all the white Americans slaves and all the black Americans their slave masters

thinking about ruby granger's bum

Failed the captcha again award

>>217968473
ok

>>217968459
*watches as an asteroid surges through the atmosphere and crushes you*

>>217968471
>harry potter and the hitting of the wall

kek

>>217968474
many are thinking this

just had scrambled egg and a cup of tea, new year new me

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>>217968475
Try this brit anon

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766910649102012.webm

>>217968473
you cant create new slaves in Vic

>>217966545
Nah it was controlled opposition. The BNP were a dirty word and a creepy party. So was UKIP. Brexit Party was to make Brexit happen. Now Reform is the real thing. It also sets the stage for more real things in the future

Advance is the new far right, Reform is just the right nowadays. This is good. These are fantastic developments

>>217968350
Of course even back then the internet existed. I was internet savvy so I knew about all the good cards and such but didn't have money to buy them.

For MMOs like WoW forums and databases existed back then, but they were in their infancy, and a lot of players never touched those websites. Everyone was kind of figuring it out and looking for the best strategies, but things weren't yet figured out, so it was part of the exploration. It's hard to imagine such a thing could exist these days.

i almost peed the bed. in my dream i kept needing to pee and starting to pee and then stopping myself

i did pee a little in the bed enough that i'll have to change the sheets. embarrassing

poo

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>>217966557
>>217966565
Atheists shouldn't try to convert theists because if theists are happy believing what they believe they then should be allowed to do so. It must be nice to believe in Santa too. We shouldn't spoil it for the children

That said, Christians caused the destruction of the world wars and the destruction of the world wars made atheism the default in europe. Christian parties and Christian politicians in an atheist 21st century Europe flooded europe with Muslims because of christian values

sir tonibler of tirana

>>217966594
>>217966627
If making white people dumb schizophrenic cultists who worship ghosts and demons and fairies and angels, and pray and speak in tongues, increases the birth rate, it isn't worth it nor does it make your religion true

Stupid people breed like rats

milk choclate toniblerone

>>217968521
sometimes when i'm 50% awake and need a piss i'll have a hyper-realistic dream about getting out of bed and going for a piss, but when i get there nothing comes out and i realise i'm still half asleep in bed. this then happens several more times until i finally wake up properly

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>>217968442
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>>217968580
is he ok?

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hungover

Wypipo ain't season they food

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>>217968494
You can with console commands according to my ai minister

>>217968603
drunk every day since christmas eve. need a break today

corr some proper footy on today

women have fannies, just naked fannies under their clothes. wtf

>>217968638
corrr if true

>>217968567
i do that too. or dream that i've gotten up, got showered, dressed, hair, make up, breakfast, everything, then realize i'm actually still in bed

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Crazy nepo baby teacher fucked a 14 year old dindu 7 times while high on weed and only got 2 years in prison.

>>217968703
how do you know he was black?

>>217966897
which Backstreet Boy was he?

We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Brigitte Bardot

>>217967699
hope no cousins have been round

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>>217968724

mad how the west prides itself on anti authoritarianism and anti extremism. it's such bullshit innit. bunch of cunts taking the piss really

>>217968703
Is that the one who was apparently very religious

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>>217968488
>>harry potter and the hitting of the wall

Some have avoided it

got the vampire survivors on

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F

>>217968748
she died? she was one of my favourites, so gorgeous

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>>217968638

>>217968774
lol grim

>>217968824
Med genes

>>217968846
she was a kid

>>217968839
braindead mong game
grow up

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>>217968774

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/tv/ doesn't even a sticky i mean come on

unc, we don't know who that is

yesterday I compared michael moore to an owl hatching from an ostrich egg and nobody laughed. it's the funniest thing I've ever said.

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wouldn't mind living as a mong for a day to see what it's like. seems comfy in a way

>>217968971
F for Steven Dawson Sr

>>217968971
>4 likes
mogs me

Been kept up all night with people snoring, then kept up all morning with the same people having loud conversations in the bedroom instead of going downstairs where I wouldn't be able to hear them.
I wanna go home

Sir Mogged Xer

you don't see many people with crutches nowadays do you

>>217969003
ktim
never sleep well at christmas. sleeping in a strange bed with a bunch of loud retards under one roof, just awful

GaryEats sex tuppence

>>217968971
the tour he did of his gaff was wild

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so that's Christmas done, time to waste another year

Guy across the way has his Christmas tree up
Christmas isn't for a bloody year!

My mum is getting cremated on Thursday, but don't know which Thursday and where she's getting cremated, it will take me a few years to get over the death of my mum,

>>217969095
vile

Do people still get COVID-19 boosters

>>217969095
fat tummy erotic

dust is literally insect poo

everyone forgets poor roger hunt

>>217969197
get it in my eyes nose and mouth

Everyone thinks I'm gay and I'm actually just an incel loser

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>>217969207

>>217969157
apparently they still do them but I haven't had mine this year, usually had it by now

I get them along with the old codgers because I have epilepsy but nary a peep this year. It's a bloody disgrace for all they know I could be spasming out on the floor spastically due to the covid.

>>217969149
F

dead mum lad are you having a buffet at the wake and if so can I have a bit thanks x

>>217968496
What are you talking about, were you even alive during the bnp era?
The BNP were legit and uncompromising, ukip were controlled opposition

Any wholesome chungus in??

Alright, so we're just not going to post anything then are we

no wanks for almost a week me
not looked at any nudie pics either
feel absolutely nothing

>>217969218
*flashes lights in your eyes*
oops sorry mate

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Two polish guys got local girls in Rotherham drunk so African migrants could take advantage of them. Then the Poles would watch through a peep hole and extort the girls for future acts

much like a captive panda or other zoo animal I require just the right conditions to post (or have sex)

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>>217969343
Treat yourself x

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>>217969361
just not on is it