pooseal edish
>>218005855GOOD edish
Rorke pretending people dont pay a premium to live away from the lower class
playing pokemon blaze black 2 my team is serperior lopunny gengar houndoom and escavalier taking recommendations for the final party member
i like big tits
limb by limb
put rorke on the merry go roundsent rorke spinningput rorke in sputniksent rorke into orbit
going sicko mode
>I'm worried the value of a house I would like to purchase is being suppressed by trivial, ephemeral factorsSaid no one ever
When spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on a house I make sure to only seek out the flag hanging pikeys because I love my country
dont understand the whole looksmaxxing culture, why does it have such a large community
there is no invasion of europe rorke has just fallen for russian propaganda
>>218005921why are you doing that? that's pathetic. don't do it at all creepy bender
I live in a middle class area as a single 28 year old and constantly have a Karen knocking on my door constantly accusing me of having parties despite the fact I have no friends. Need to make more money so I can move to the USA.
>>218005955You're correct. No one has ever lowered the price of their home because people never refuse to live near riff raff
>>218005974insecurity is a billion dollar industry
if you don't dislike the idea of living next to shouting flag pikeys it's because you actually are a shouting flag pikey
>>218005921pikachu
>>218005974no idea what 'looksmaxxing' culture even is
>>218005995My dad works at Nintendo
ugly, short, deformed, etc mfs who have status have waaaay more aura than pretty niggas with status
>>218006003>You're correctThanks, hope you stop being a spastic now, or otherwise kill yourself
>>218005974caused by hoeflation
>>218006034name on diego
>>218005975there is no rorke or any racists either
>>218006011oh no a bit of noise
>>218006034real
Rorke in disbelief that people don't want to live by him
>>218006083stupid retard bitch doesn't put out
>>218006010>>218006045what's the target audience though
>watching a bloody film>science man in lab coat explains something scientific>the protagonist exclaims "IN ENGLISH DOC!"absolutely screechingwhere do they come up with this stuff
>>218006114they stole that line from /brit/, check the archives
https://www.nairaland.com/3991547/too-much-poo
Think how retarded the average person is. Very retarded. Now realise half of people are even dumber.Oh btw, you're now blinking manually.
>>218006113naive incels who still think there's hope. i fell for it back in my mid 20s
>>218006113Browns mainly. Upper class white men only lift for athletics
>>218006114>he's behind me, isn't he?
Seal is brokenGotta drop a screaming poo
>>218006162did you drop it in a puddle?
Timothy Chalamet just posted this
gf wants botox even though she's only 73
roast seal
didnt realize how many autistic things i did until i met my gf who makes a habit of point them out, for example i would make 6 fish fingers and a pot noodle for my dinner and think nothing of it but she finds that utterly subhuman
what if you played spooky arab ghost noises at night to drive out the brown people?
>>218006204bit bizarre that a pot noodle fish finger boy could acquire a gf in the first place that's the blueprint of someone destined to die alone if I've ever seen it
>>218006186In the junglebut that's the stuff the poo's made of. I'll be dropping this screaming poo in the porcelain bird-bath in my birdbath room.
>>218006214not good at keeping secrets mereckon the mystery machine gang would figure me out
Out on my evening incel walk and some bloke called me a fucking nonce from his van as he drove past. Walk ruined
Alright I'm done with /brit/ AKA /shit/ for 2025. See you in 2026.
>>218006204Bizarre thing to lie about
>>218006188reckon when im old I will look like left those will be my prime shagging years
>>218006211her: wearing a strap-onme: tied to a bed on my stomachwhat happens: what needs to happen
amazing
>>218006240He's driving a van by himself. He's obviously just projecting while he searches for children.
leftypol suddenly having a problem with noise and vibrancy when the perps are white and working class
>>218006240>Out on my evening incel walkI'd probably cease doing that if I were you
Christmas with the fiancée (she said yes)
>>218006257redditors be like: wow this is friggin amazing!!also redditors: um abortion is completely exceptable at 6 months chud, fetuses are just clumps of cells :')
>>218006292
>>218006291think he's involuntarily promiscuous now?
>>218006222idk i ate weirder things at uni, like a throw together english brekkie in a tea mug when i couldnt be arsed to do the dishesfood is just fuel doesn't really matter how you approach it as long as you're not hungry when you've finished, people over complicate it
>>218005921>pokemon blaze black 2BasedPlayed Renegade Platinum recently, Drayano is GOAT
>>218006257Prove it
thank you for creating me yakub
poo seal mentioned.
inceladus...home...
https://www.nairaland.com/2193/rhyming-game/263#328684
>>218006305Did you mean acceptable?Opposing the woke doesn't mean you have to converse with your eyes closed.
>>218006305*stands in front of you, blocking you off from the conversation circle*
gf thought i was doing a bit the first time she saw me microwave bacon
>Arise Sir Idris Elba: The Wire actor is knighted for his campaign against knife crime while the Lionesses lead sporting heroes recognised by the King in the New Year's Honours
>>218006382you did what
>>218006382you know yanks microwave a cup of coffee instead of using a kettlethey're utterly mad
$65,000 worth of pizza and hotdogs must've been quite a party
Fish don't have fingers.
>>218006354tsqormang
>>218006372*assumes your presenting your arse because you're gay and starts shagging it*
>>218006372
>>218006400Kettles this side of the Atlantic run on 120-ishV. Half the voltage means roughly 4x the time to boil.Putting water in the particle accelerator vibrates it to boiling in about a minute.
might start learning about yank current affairs just so I can have long annoying conversations about it in /brit/ that will set off some of you autistic freaks
>>218006429that's one way to avoid abortion
so what is it?
>>218006456why so weak?where's your freedom?
>>218006394deary me
>>218006484i believe that's a negro
pooseal on the 'log
>>218006469Epic
>>218006204this is why it's important for men to get a girlfriend asap. men are all weird little autistic freaks and will remain that way forever until a nagging woman sets them straight
Mousey MBE
>>218006492I ask myself this constantly
>>218006521psctim
haven't met anyone below 35 that believes in the big man don't know why rorkes on the internet claim that gen z is more religious
>>218006469You could just post pics of Chuck's fingers instead. Low effort, same emetic effect.
november pwned a monster in the shape of this noob
Nigerians complaining about recent trend of slow threads and low quality post quality
okay got a stomach ache now. that's enough quality streets for the rest of my life
>>218006394he was brilliant as bane
>>218006484I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole
>>218006544what happens in macedonia
>>218006544
i met rorkeshe's black
>>218006548at one point I copy / pasted entire reply chains from reddit about yank politics here but even that was too much effort
i'm fumin mate
>>218006544*writes 'jedi' on the census form*oooh feisty one you are ;)
>>218006571Bane?
HobbyFigures hasn't sent me the invoice for the Ayase Momo figure I put a deposit down on despite them saying it'd be emailed to me before the end of December (which is very soon)
The oneitis list for a bf
>>218006628ok
youtube algo stuck on the alt girl debunks conspiracies meta
just had a row with mum for not letting me get abused by a film producer and made into a star
>>218006492The voltage? It's just how things come wired. It wouldn't be hard to pop two legs onto a 6-15 socket and snag a 220V kettle... but why bother? Tea's my relaxing time drink. If I need to relax RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I take a swig of rye and pop a wee nug into the wee pipe.
>>218006604You were replying to yourself with other people's Reddit posts about American politics?
>>218006634I have 10 of these
>>218006544i have a friend who's quite christian and now she is in her 30's and never had a boyfriend and constantly depressedit's actually quite sad
>>218006634genuinely no problem with any of this except 6
>The voltage? It's just how things come wired. It wouldn't be hard to pop two legs onto a 6-15 socket and snag a 220V kettle... but why bother? Tea's my relaxing time drink. If I need to relax RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I take a swig of rye and pop a wee nug into the wee pipe.
>>218006604Keeping track of anything south of the 49th seems like too much effort.Crackheads and Fent zombies are starting prostitution turf wars in Windsor? Who fucking cares? That's a Detroit problem.
>>218006342playing that after im done with this one. only ever played diamond and wasn’t the biggest fan so hopefully will mend my impression of sinnoh a bit.
>>218006634so this is rorkette
>>218006653get on the chad chad videos
Four Canadians
>>218006609Someone take the cat off the hob please. It's done.
>>218006598pic related: rorke
>>218006666yesI thought it was a good gimmick
mad how stupid you've got to be to think tony soprano gets shot at the endabsolute retards
>>218006742yeah but one is a broken man on a halifax pier so he doesn't count
my gf list:titsmingeloves to binge (on my cock)weyyyy get in
>>218006771weaksauce bait
what has science ever done for us. sick of it. it needs to stop
>>218006634Why would he have 6packs if he doesn't drink?Why are the gays like this?
>>218006774It took him a bit, but he finally moved back to Sherbrooke
remember during uni thinking some people were retarded, then i entered the real world and the people i used to consider retarded were levels ahead of the average person you come across. almost feels like a completely different species at times
got the drake on https://youtu.be/AfRdRXCo3IU?si=ADhUToQXkGxAgRQq
>>218006763When did you realize that it wasn't?
>?si=ADhUToQXkGxAgRQqdoxxed
>>218006155why the fuck would upper class white men lift for athletics what a retarded, bizarre post and your image attached doesnt correlate with your post
1,000,000 people migrate to Britain every year. Of that, only 40,000 are illegals arriving on boats and in lorries.The other 960,000 are students, cleaners, doctors, care workers, etc.
>>218006842It was though. People quickly got irritated it's just too much effort
>>218006849explain
>>218006825crawled all the way with no legs i imagine
the other 960,000 can fuck off too matey
>>218006855are you reconnecting with your irish heritage over there cody?
>>218006870It's so over
>>218006849im on brave browser.... good luck....
There's this new paki shop that's been there at least 6 months down the road from me that is this tiny little thing that has been decorated to look very nice (for a shop) that still isn't listed on Google maps, only has capes crisps and fizzy drinks, pushes you to use cash and sells duty free tobacco under the counter. It replaced the local butchers who had been there since the 80s
>>218006875What's the point of irritating people?
apparently i'm supposed to be oppressing minorities, where should i start?
>>218006869he's rightupper class white men have more important things to do than min max their physique. they exercise to be healthy
>>218006870how many emigrants?
>>218006888Prosthetics are surprisingly easy to come by when you work on the docks on the east coast.
Off to the pub tonightGoing to find an excuse to get my new wallet out in front of everyoneIt's an extremely tasteful pieceI expect many compliments
>>218006732Platinum is way better than Diamond and Pearl anyway.Renegade Platinum is great. Even has built in EV training at Solaceon Town.
>>218006928Roughly 200,000 UK citizens leave the country every year.
>>218006881it's encoded, just need to run the function in the other way and you get his account name>>218006895mad how utterly dull and insipid newspaper political satire illustrations are and have always been
>>218006917Political dickswinging as far as I can tell
>>218006955i'm ending your life tonight
>>218006870>studentsDon't need them.>cleanersWhy are we importing unskilled labour? Don't need them.>doctorsShit doctors, many of whom brought in to meet wog demand. Don't need them.>care workers, Don't need them.>etc.You mean the sponging families of the above. They can fuck off and die.
>>218006889You're in the process of being prepped for 5 years of Nigel gaslighting you and just sort of waffling on about how illegal migration is down
Put Keir Starmer in a little cage and throw poo at him
glistening to creed - higher
>>218006989Alri
>>218006972Extraordinary post>>218006984Also this
nice wallet cracker *steals*
>>218006984>Nigel
>>218006083>trannies>going on dates
Cold out
Who is your pornfu? I've always had a massive crush on Hayden Winters. Saw her for the first time in Amateur Allure and fell in love. That smile
>>218006990I find myself loudly raucous directly against a BAME face.
truck...
Right rorke, what are you going to do if a white British convert to islam does a terror attack? Can't blame that on brown people can you?
>>218007012Ah hah heh ha, well you know what laughter sounds like.Do a Citroen.
>>218006869They play sports in school.
>>218007052you know what ford stands for don't you?fix it again, tony
>>218006984You're in the process of prepping of a lifetime of cope that liblabcon will ever deliver anything other than woggification
>>218007061rorke in tatters
>>218006912similar story with my local, was a family ran butchers/convenience all in one for 50+ years and they sold it off to a paki family that have gave it the generic tasteless clinical white refurb with bright lights everywhere and upped all the prices. the main fella working there is a vile sheed who talks to everyone like shit and says they dont take card unless you pay an extra fee
the irishman is attempting to gain my trust by pretending to like big trucks
>>218006984farage an opportunist? cor better vote for greens who explicitly want open borders then
>>218007033Elena Koshka
>>218007033prime luna silver. only know a handful
>>218007061>Can't blame that on brown people can you?Who converted him?
When you realise that women are psychologically speaking just fat gay men in lipstick then they lose all sexual appeal
sir vile sheed
>>218007095Haha! You switched it! My god... I've never seen such a thing.
>>218007107Good taste
the famine is over
niggas talm bout some pornfu
>>218007111Himself? It's not like he was forced to mate
>>218007111His SEAmonkey wife
>>218007095well that's the expectations humourously subverted then isn't it
reading about that anti white egyptian fella, utterly mad how evil the british state is, they really do see the white population has a horrible legacy population they just want gone.
I will never have a job, never have sex, and never be happy.
>>218007160>anti whitethought his opps were the you know whos
when you got implants and you feed yo baby he drinkin 'at threw a straw huh
There's a town in Scotland called Troon.
umi fae rental yamming in plaza
>>218007107based brown women enjoyer
>>218007160
TranDongCucPhucAll common Vietnamese names...
>>218007152LOL best Timmy culd do
>>218007174he was tweeting about wanting to commit a genocide to whites and raping white women in front of their husbands. this naturally got him thrown in prison in egypt and lead to BOTH poltical parties doing everytihng they could to bring him here. the british state hates you and wants you dead.
>>218007174any brownoid that hates the jews puts us not far behind as we literally created the state of israelhe hates 'colonialists'
if i call my cat gay retard will the vets call it by that name?
>>218007226all 4 of these people living in my building and you really can fucking HEAR them in the hall those gooks is LOUD
40% of ALL PRIMARY SCHOOL AGE CHILDREN IN THE UK ARE NON-WHITE
FEE FI FOE FUM I smell the blood of an Englishman
>>218007169pscianftim
>>218007071And you're in the process of insulting me with a strawman that implies I'm cattle so you can feel a bit better about yourself
dont feel right in my mental elves
https://youtu.be/49I3i9Y86qU
>>218007241(((the british state))) you're getting closer lad
>>218007240You ship em in. You ship em out. Katy's busy with her six kids; why bother trying to give them a white brother? It's not like you're planning to see any of them again.
>>218007250you will pay for that
>>218007275>And you're in the process of insulting me with a strawmanWell you did it first didn't you so just return the favour
WOMEN ARE JUST GAY MEN WITHOUT A COCK
Is gomorrah a good watch or is it just foren shitalian muck
Might kms
if you want a vision of the future just picture a mattessons smoked sausagein my gobforever
>>218007033mad how fit ukrainian women are
>>218007245doesn't he see any irony being an arab in egypt?
>>218007254Bet they all score easy slav pussy thoughSlavs will shag anything non European; they find the difference exciting
/brit/ is exactly like Fawlty Towers Diego: Basil Mousey: Manuel Spaino: Mickey Pearce
>>218007277https://youtu.be/T58AZM0mnro?si=9cyV9cvYdMspGzMy
>>218007100I don't have the energy to do this. You know full well this football team shite is how they get you voting for the least bad option (reform) and still getting fucked.
>>218007306Without swabbing yourself... how much of your genome is potato, and how much is sheep?
jewish niggas be likegoyim talmud about some shalom
>>218007339yeah it is a bit
I will kill myself because of gender dysphoria
>>218007322less hips than me
Rorke getting G checked by the mandem
>>218007160genuinely believe starmer had no idea and that those involved in the case simply didn't tell him because they're sympathetic to his views and knew divulging it would hurt his casenot sure if that's better or worse
>>218007322
https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official/1704#17694705
>>218007338it's actually a family that own the chinky next door.the woman is old and shrill, the man is always smoking, they have 3 daughters and one retarded sonthey're nice people though compared to the ukrainians that live in the building. would never order from them because my cousin worked there and said they would cook food that was dropped on the floor also it's not very good.
still cant believe my friend might report me to the police because i got too drunk
>>218007364mandem know im a real nigga
>>218007361post bussy
Gay poo midget
Hootenanny Mousey Deegs The perfect New Year's
>>218007373starmer is a human rights lawyer mate, he is evil. he sees white people as a horrible oppressor class even in our own country.
>>218007380what do Indians have to do with white girls taking black dick?
>>218007427deegz definitely gona be posting here? he confirmed? didn't he swerve it last yearr?
Fuck sake my arse is looking plumper and more fuckable than ever after the christmas feastingGoing to be turning heads at the gym come next week
Britain is a capitalist zionist multiracial civic nationalist fascist plutocracy
>>218007410why?
>>218007446they're most of the ones doing it(not a jeet mind you, just a terminally-online pervert of a man)
>>218007301My post was about the situation, your post was about me. I'm not going to waste my time on someone arguing in bad faith
do you lads wipe your cock when you've had a piss
Feeling like an midget freak on a leash
Actually don't mind American blacks that much but there's something about British blacks that is deeply, deeply uncool
>>218007398why are you so emotionally invested in them you're meant to ignore them you dumb polack
>>218007477finns be like>yes that is i how can i help you?
Starmer responds to his fuck upI love how when someone insults Jews and whites, the anti semtism is condemned but the white stuff is just overlooked.Like we have it coming or something.
>>218007446Shut up you cripple
>>218007484Not sure why you think lying will work, we can all follow the reply chain little man
>>218007380you know there are articles and images of american farmers doing weird stuff with cow poop too right
>>218007478we went out drinking and i got absolutely plastered and then supposedly got fully naked and kept playing with myself and trying to dry hump her
>>218007351you're not getting your violent uprising before the next election mate simple as
>>218007499I hate all blacks from everywhere
Bro has no inner monologue
The lads are going to be stunned into silence when I pull this number out
>Indians (capital I)bollocks i just responded to one didn't i
I live in a small village in rural Lincolnshire and even here there's a group of 4 or 5 broccoli haircut white teens in new face puffa jackets who just roam around the streets all evening, LARP as London negro gangsters and throw rocks and stuff
Did he cut AJs breaks?
>>218007504Oh get over it rorke, whiteness is a sin, we all know that, we agreed this 60 years ago for crying out loud
>>218007499Blacks generally are pretty cornyIt really takes the full effort of media to convince people otherwise.
>>218007558why are you analyzing the local teenage community nonce chops
>>218007500i'm not polish, and not so emotionally invested in any of the people mentioned.i mean i care for my neighbours. it's a small building, half of it is family.also if you haven't lived with vietnamese people in your building talking as they go up and down the stairs you don't get to have an opinion on how it is to live with them. they are loud.
>>218007558lincoln proper is basically mogadishu these days!
>>218007500tolerance is the last virtue of a decaying society, leftypol
>>218007495yeah, i patiently wait for every last drop, wipe the end with tissue and jelq out the last drops of piss. there's nothing worse than feeling drips of wee when you put your boxers back on
I like everyone except chinkies and yids. Got a jew in my uni classes and he was such a competitive little twat, everything was a dick measuring contest. Got up on the last day before Christmas break, looked at me and said "Happy New Year."
>>218007608years of gooning have weakened my Kegel muscles or whatever and I just piss myself every time I put my dick back
I love everyone apart from americans, zionists, and muslims
>>218007504Unironically what the fuck are they actually playing at
really just want to strangle whomever is responsible for lush's website. wtf would a business make it so difficult for you to give them money
>>218007520screamingwomen just can't fathom a bit of tomfoolery can they
>>218006083>hand coverslad isn't fooling anyone
>>218007450He will be here but off-name
>>218007617whats wrong with chinese people
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
>>218007592you're the british loser who married a slav bint and now lives in pooland lol
For NYE, Mousey will be doing a stream commentating over his favourite Gary Eats episodes
>>218007659Still shocking to me the doc didn't name it after himself it must be a really bad one
mad how oxygen is actually poisonous it just takes many years to kill us
>>218007515Yeah and they'll see you insult me with bullshit after I say you're being prepped by the system. Should I have made it clear that it's not just you? I didn't presume you were that fragile
>>218007662projecting if that's how you frame ithow's your wife?
apparently HRT can shrink the penisnot sure that's even possible in my case!
might move in with mousey and become his captcha-cum-sex slave
>>218007658not human are they
>>218007033it's not right
give attention me give attention me attention give me attention give me you
Lyme's disease was invented by nazi biologists forced to work for the US government after WW2
what's going on I keep getting VNRs now not seen a captcha is ageshas there been a change in the matrix
>>218007373kier starmer spent is formative years running all over the world working hard to get child murderers off the death penaltyhe did it for free
>>218007718x
>>218007603Let's lop that last leg off the bull and kickstart the apocalypse, shall we?
>>218007643>whomever whoever*
>>218007504Oh lovely, a costly review instead of a quick u-turn
>>218007718um hi
>>218007683Yawn, can tell the response to your shitty leftypol bait has fallen below your expectations again lol
NEW>>218007741>>218007741>>218007741
>>218007704dont understand why people hate chinese if they like other asiansthey are the texans of asia, have more history than all of europe combinedthe weird shit is just because they got rich quickly and dont know how to act abroad or from the history of famines, which is why they eat nasty slop like chicken feet
>>218007733and here i thought i was being all smart like
>>218007499it's because their 'culture' is a pidgin mutt blend of two distinct cultures being crudely slapped together and not the natural progression of a distinct people. you see the same thing in canada and it's horribly ugly.american blacks developed more of their own thing
>>218007733whomever is correct, refers to a singular person
there was no way of knowing putting an atheist with a jewish wife in charge of the country would mean little care being shown to the white population
>>218007748OK mate well just remember your neurons are strengthening a lot of negative connections every time you do this stuff and it's terrible for your mental health
>>218007033Probably young Rebeca linares
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
