i'm going to make the new now because i don't want to have to wait for someone to make the new edition
grow up
spongeberg big guy pants
can’t be arsed drinking tomorrow
saw a bloke who looked exactly like shadiversity except younger and skinnier looking at gaming paraphernalia at the shops today
Preston North End 1Shrewsbury Town 2Notts County 2Bristol Rovers 4Carlisle United 0Doncaster Rovers 2Miss that man on the tele
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
all those little white girls going missing. you reckon the dark horde (you know who i mean) are kidnapping, raping and killing them?
>>218020859>>218020874you two mind giving it a rest being gay nonces
>>218020874bit antisemitic lad
>>218020874kill yourself
on my knees begging for a normal sized spoon at my mum's
>>218020859da fuck is that
>>218020898scroom
Almost certain that every one of those girls is a proud blak woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlul_cHtuw
*sniffs* Alright, which one of you gross bastards farted and stunk up the damn thread?!
>And the silly people sing: "Don't Look Back in Anger">And the morons sing and sway: "Don't Look Back in Anger"Straight to leftypol's mum's jaw
pooberg giving me signals
>>218020986So it was you!
rorke cancelling his mums netflix account in protest of a gay character existing.
craving cheese and chocolatenot sure what to go for
Just remembered I had the absolute maddest dream last night. Basically for some reason, I had to care for like a person that had the mind of a horse in the body of a huge eight foot tall man.But yeah I basically walked him up a high street and up a hill and then back down and then I had to get him on a train via a lift to the platform. He didn't speak or really understand anything but was fairly calm and seemed happy with the whole ordeal. I think he gave me a piggy back for a bit.Then at the train he got in one carriage as the doors shut, and I got on the next carriage and was trying to calm him through the glass.
rorke creating an ETF that only trades in fossil fuel companies and companies with no black people or women on the boardleftypol creating an ETF for companies that donate to stonewall and have 10%+ transpeople on the board
>>218020958Bet the old fat bastard has forgotten all about it by now
reckon the new captchas have reduced posting activity by about 30%
>>218021028got rid of the bots
Reckon if I don't find a cute gf by my birthday I'll hang myself
>>218021028If someone is thick enough to be angered by them I don't think we're missing their posts
>>218021009does netflix have any show that doesn't have at least 1 gay character
>>218021020where was the train heading?
>>218021039youd be better off finding a therapist
wew
thinking about red indians and feeling sad
did the woman throw the ball, then?
sneeds fuck and suck
>>218021054Went to therapy for years lad, it didn't help cause I'm not a woman or a poof
>>218021028I think they're easier
>>218021079probably have an evil brain
>>218021062I have this image that I saved many years ago if you would like to save it, up to you.
>>218021039Hope you find love and happiness and I hope you bring someone love and happiness.
>>218021082there's still 3 of them and you have to do them every timeused to be that you could do one and it'd work for multiple posts
>>218021106it's only that bad if you're phone posting though in my experienceon the computer it's just the "choose the different one from three choices" every time.
Mad how 4chan has a mini IQ test to post now
>>218021028captchas are only okay if you get a lot of free ones or if you've been posting on the same device for a while, because they get easier it's absolutely hell if you phonepost or if you install a new OS
>>218021090I will save this image
phonepaedos and incognitofreaks BTFO
>>218021106depends on browser. i find brave forces you to solve 3 most of the time.
>>218021128on windows/firefox i get 3 different questions every timeshape with no match/specific number of empty boxes/most empty boxes
>captcha patterBORING
>>218021106I mainly get one to do using Brave. Normally picking a square out from two triangles.
you people don't have passes?????
honest desktop posters enjoying the fruits of their labour
>>218020830>Miss that man on the teleWhich one? This one?
>paying for 4chan
bailando bailandoamigos adiosadiosel silencio loco
>>218021159never saw those until i tried to use my phone. i didn't need to do one for this post though.
>>218021177poor
einstein counted empty boxes and clicked on the picture with 3 triangles to come up with E=mc2
>>218021177>filling out captchas dozens of times a day
mad how Timothee Chamlemange actively makes ever film he's in worse
>>218021179great song
typing _erification _ot _equired automatically marks your post as spam wtf
>>filling out captchas dozens of times a day
not that hard to open up your laptop and type "4chan.org/int/" into firefox is it?
there shall be a poo along shortly please stand by
>>218021174no not him, the man who read the footie results
French photographer Giles Caron took this photograph of Anne Kelly in Derry in August 1969 at the time of The Battle of the Bogside.
if you have even a remotely well paying job, the amount of time spent filling in captchas actually costs you more than the price of a passguess most of you are smelly neets though
>>218021201how can you tell?
>>218021220I have the following URL bookmarked and pinned in the toolbar:https://boards.4chan.org/int/catalog#s=/brit/
never got the point of swimming in the sea, if you get the water in your eyes it stings like fuck
>>218021234>Battle of the Bogsidedoesnt seem worth fighting for but at least the goodies won
>>218021238>my time on 4chan is valuable.
just had a wank that went over the line of gayness
>>218021285got raped by an octopus in the sea once
Get into monero while it's still relatively cheapWith all the ID stuff going on everywhere and countries trying to peer into everyone's private lives, people are going to want a currency that's basically digital cash, and monero is exactly thatThe value of it is going to explode soon so start stacking while you can. It'll be like getting into bitcoin in 2008.
>>218021285stings your heart an all if you're the late Steve Irwin
>>218021283haha same x
>>218021238even if you don't, it's less than £2 a monthif you even notice that amount of money leave your bank you should probably spend less time on 4chan and go sign up to be a deliveroo driver or something
>toilberg told us there's fuck all to do so we can run errands or whateverWatching reruns of the chase all day it is then
>>218021308>It'll be like getting into bitcoin in 2008.no it wont
>>218021324Sir Erin Rand
Judging from daguerreotypes and other early photographs, the 19th century looks like it smelled of old people and was boring af, like going to an old person’s house.
>>218021300You can assign a monetary value to every minute you're alive>>218021306tell me more lad>>218021308*buys the goycoin on my government-ID liked goybase account*yeah real "private" kek>>218021315exactly
>>218021238Just bought the three year pass £1~ a month is pennies would be dishonourable of me to refuse to support the website I've spent more than half my life on
>>218021324same we get to leave two hours early today (without affecting pay)not much of a change since i've done nothing so far this week, and will have nothing to do for the rest of it.
I don't see us getting to 2030 without a Happening
mad how little you learn about british history at school, learnt literally nothing about the empire (and how much of a cockwomble it was) and the troubles etc from secondary history, learnt plenty about the US civil rights movement though, crazy that innit
>>218021370new years eve terrorist attack disneyland
Trump and his mates have destroyed crypto for normal people
>>218021381Are you a sexpat
>>218021381same it was>stirling bridge>civil rights movement>ellis island>holocaust>labour and liberal reforms>a bit of vietnam
E = MC^2 + AI
when I worked in the call centre if you were working Christmas Eve then the floor manager would go round with a trolley full of bevvie around 3pm and each toilslave was permitted to take a beer or cider or canned G&T to sip at their deskone year my secret santa had been informed I was a cider man so I'd been given a few bottles of kopparberg in the exchange earlier in the day. So when it was my time at the trolley I took a bottle of kopparberg, drank it in 30 seconds then proceeded to drink another 3 identical bottles sat at my desk fobbing off customers under the guise of nursing the same bottle
>>218021417he's some freak posting from the nonce botnet site
>>218021427what a boring blog
playing Postal 2 and you can piss on people LOL said fuck you to the grocery store owner and he started shooting at me doing that turkey gobble thing kek so zany
What anti-burglar weapon do you keep under the bed?
>>218021445bottle of pish
ln our history class they made all the straight white boys crawl i
>>218021445my wallet
>>218021445rape whistle
>>218021445an ethnostate
>>218021345only if you look at photos of old people
>>218021445metal baseball bat
>>218021417no i'm here for wifeberg's family
police helicopter keeps circling above it's so over
did everything from the romans up to the cold war at school, but missed the british empire cause of covid. you lot just went to shit schoolsold enough to post here btw
>>218021456well go onfinish the story
>>218021445i'm on the 8th floor
>>218021488climb in through the window every evening do you?
>>218021486>you lot just went to shit schoolsyeah that part is true but it was just down the road
>>2180214456d maglite torch. Dazzle and smash plus it's not a premeditated weapon as it's a torch
>>218021439sorry I think there's a problem with the line I can't hear you on my end I'm dreadfully sorry please call us back*beeeeeeeeeeep*
Warm right now in Australia, if you can believe it.
>>218021445bunch of cat vomit and and 5 year old coomrags, toss that at a burglar and they instantly vaporise
>>218021445Nothing under the bed, knuckle duster and a knife in the bedside drawer though. How about you big man? You could have a gun loicense there right?
>>218021486fUCKoFFuNDERaGED>>218021445i sleep naked
>>218021540was never a fan of multiple hemispheres
>>218021546>knuckle dustergood luck justifying that if you ever need to use iteven the knife is risky
>>218021554>underagedI'm an '06 babyturning 20 in just a few months
all l need to ward of thieves is the disgusting smell and sight of my room
>>218021572sup unc
>>218021572just a kid
>>218021572fUCKoFFuNDERaGED
did you ever notice how all your interesting youtube channels are men? - adventuring across [thirdie]-stan vlog- snorkeling through caves- tech reviewwhatever it is you choose to watch, it's a man. you can't think of a single woman youtuber can you?
playing ghost of Yotei
tried buying some fancy honey at Asda but they didn't have it in stock.thanks for reading x
>>218021559I get the knife thing as you could kill someone but I never understood why knuckle dusters were outlawed, what difference is there between hitting someone with that, a baseball bat, fire poker or big torch anyway
self defense laws in this country mean you'll be done for clobbering a burglar unless you have a plausible excuse for why your arm's reach weapon was where it washeavy torch beside the bed because you only have the big light and no bed side table? OKknife under the pillow? not OKdirty dinner plate with a fork from the meal you "ate in bed" right beside the bed + steak knife under the pillow? OK
>>218021559>I forced it off the burglars hands while he tried to hit me with it, my martial arts muscle memory kicked in and I forced them off and put them on, due to my martial arts muscle memory, and then defended myself with my martial arts muscle memory, making sure the attacker was incapacitated but not lethally wounded (thanks to my martial arts knowledge)
Remember when everyone was finding Jenna Ortega cute so they put her in a succession of roles that required her getting fucked by black men
>>218021603a lot of it is also why you have itin theory the bat, poker and torch have uses outside of hitting someonebut the knuckle dusters are just for hitting people as far as the police are concerned, so you owning it is already with the intent of punching.absolutely fucked system.
>>218021603they have no purpose outside of fighting
what's your new year's resolutions lads? Mine are:>put in less effort>wank more>spend less time with family and friends>start smoking again
>>218021629>but the knuckle dusters are just for hitting people as far as the police are concerned,what possible other use case would there be for knuckle dusters
>>218021611this isn't true
had my own battle of the bogside this morning, cleaning the splatters off the inside of the pan
>>218021572screaming, i have haemorrhoids older than you
>>218021620but why would that be the next logical step? cos i do remember that
>>218021620I'm satisfied that 90% of the male Wednesday Addams audience watched it for Snood.
>>218021641>get a clue>wank less
>>218021641Thinking about trying meth and crack this year
>>218021643prop from a mafia filmknuckle dusters collectoryou restore antique knuckle dusters and you use them for practise/they belong to a clientyou review knuckle dusters online
ate too much chocolate
>>218021641drink less, cycle more
I see what you lads are saying about the duster. In that case I have a bottle of whisky and one of those big dimpled pint mugs by the bed
>>218021641Reach £150k total wealth.Read 30 books.Learn to ride a motorcycle.Shag ten escorts.
always struggle reading about the troubles and stuff because the IRA split in to different branches every 10 minutes and i never know which one they're on about
>>218021641don't even bother making them anymore. if someone askes i just say go gym
Gonna save up for a holiday to de wallen in amsterdam so I can finally have sex
>>218021693you could just say i don't have one
>>218021693nobody askes me anything
>>218021689theyre all the same, split into two categories: law abiding normal protestants and evil fenian terrorists
>>218021705What did you get for Christmas
>>218021704i could say that but i didn't did i?
>>218021644It is I'm afraid. The law will look upon you differently if you keep a lethal weapon on / near you specifically for defending yourself in the event that your home is broken into, as opposed to just grabbing whatever is organically to hand (even if the robber dies in both instances).This is just the UK I'm talking about.
>>21802164190kg bench press120kg squat60kg overhead press
>>218021693Never had a new year's resolution in my life and always told people I don't have one. If you're going to do something in life you just do it. You have to be a hopeless fat slug to force yourself to do something because the year changed.
>>218021641add 'grow up'
>>218021732deadlift?
Just read the bible back to front in multiple languages and editions. What a load of shite
Going to message the toilfu and ask her how her day is going in a bit.Better get up and put the wash on now thougheverbeit
reminds me to buy a few cans of pepper spray there was a tramp sleeping in the hall yesterday so the risk level is heightened
changed my hairstyle recently and am not looking forward to going back to work and constantly being asked "new year new you?"
>>218021748vile sourdough starter
>>218021756maybe no one will notice
>>218021748Janny going through this frame by frame to see if any areola appears
>>218021756hiya haircutdid you have a nice christmas, haircut?
>>218021768definitely is; you can see 'em through her fingers. She has those giant areola that many fat birds have
>>218021748northern hands
He looks very young for 27 Reminds me of that Stephen Fry photo
>>218021704yh but i have neurotic mongobrain so i don't answer questions genuinely i just give an answer i think people would expect of a normal person
hey it's Mr Haircut 100 haha we're just joking around lad haha don't take it so seriously eh just joke big man haha
>>218021728not true
>>218021546No gun license for me and I believe the law requires your gun and ammunition to be locked separately which makes it less useful in an emergency.
>>218021768me as a youtube janny waiting for a "this video has been uploaded to xvideos.com" to scroll at the top of a pagethat was an actual policy, porn was fine as long as it didn't have a link to a porn site in the video or description.
adidas keep showing me women's shoes
>>218021786Good call there with Janny confirming on the DRS
Ghandi. Now let’s talk about him. What a legend
Pluribus is by far the best TV of the year isn’t it, barely any competition
>>218021818blud wearing a 9
texted my nephew ‘merry Christmas, hope to see you soon’ and he texted back ‘ok’ little bastard has ruined me
>>218021809all thanks to Martin Bryant
Watching TV are you fucking mad mate?
watching some epic meal time, mystery guitar man, vsauce, and ray william johnsoni enjoy watching men
>>218021840name 2 other series that released in 2025
>>218021846Did you get him the 67 vape that he asked for?
get paid tomorrow and am gonna spend around 100 to 200 dollars on games I'll never play
a lot of paedos on the botnet today
>>218021793poofs will never beat the allegations
>>218021734People get too busy in the year to evaluate their long term goals.
of course I want to view all the products you stupid fucking shoe website why would I want to view 25 at a time then click through 8 pages fuck you you cretin fuck your bandwidth get them all loaded right this second
>>218021856This fuckers actually gotten fatter from swimming for a month
>>218021738was gonna be 150kg but i did that already so idk now
>>218021793why is it that no one is outraged by this, but if I was 62 shagging a 27 year old girl they'd be up in arms. the state of it
>>218021926151kg x
ah yes deadlifting that absolutely has health benefits and definitely isnt a retarded fad by 20 year olds risking snapping their spine
>>218021856swimming in syrup?
might get into pilates
>>218021938that is a standard daily mail outrage article and every single commenter and reader is outraged. we're just breaking the conditioning here.
might get into women going to pilates
>>218021953me as a gay roman in first century judea with a power fetish
doing a frankly absurd number of fartsowing to my terrible diet no doubt
>>218021948>risking snapping their spinethere's no risk if you're not lifting too much with poor form like a spastic
>>218021988perhaps owing to a good diet, people with good diets are known to be on the flatulent side
>>218021968>that is a standard daily mail outrage articleWhat makes factual information an "outrage article"?
might get into a sausage egg butty
>>218021988grow up
>>218021968You are a poof
>epstein island epstein island have you heard about epsteinjust say you're salty cause you weren't invited lil bro L.O.L
Cor she is lovely isn't she lads
>>218021724prefer not to say
I'm so weak and fat
Misono Mika wank sesh
i fucking hate israel
>>218022045she looks fun to talk to
>>218022003read something from a mail journo who said the brief is to make sure people are outraged by the time they get to the end of the article and you've failed and will be told to rewrite if they aren't
Um...
>>218021847Muslims would have fucked it if he didn't
Got a new cat, called him Percival
Alaa Abd El-Fattah was in line for an OBE before all this hoo-hah
>>218022031english rose
>>218022092pull his tail for a laugh
that right there is a bloke shagging another bloke
>>218022056folkestone approacher rizz
>>218022097Grubby little man you are
>>218022124*flicks at bogey at your cats face*
>>218021445Nothing because I'll just kung fu kick em through the wall
some very ugly women being posted rn
>>218022093no way in hell you didn't copy paste that name
>>218022111jesus
the croatian poster is on the paedo botnet
>>218022170grow up
>>218022023performative female
Have you seen Sienna?The 17-year-old was last seen in Kingsbury on 20 December.
is this pedophile australian really using missing stories as an excuse to underage childrenfuck off
daylight come and me wan them to go back
>>218022226Its the paedo on the botnet what did you expect
Isabella is missing.The 13-year-old was last seen in Bentleigh on 27 December.
on the botnet again lads
>>218022226what if he just cares about finding missing kids?
>>218022252not likely is it really
>>218021641mine is fewer alcohol induced blackouts
>>218022243ummm
>>218022265why?
>>218022282balance of probability
>>218022293what probabilitiy?
>>218022298that you're a nonce
>>218022031Mentally ill succubus
having a wankberg
>>218022252>heit's you>cares about finding kidsyeah ask a bunch of british neets and call centre wagies about missing kids in australia, that'll helpfreak
if bill gate filled out the captcha instead of buying a pass hed lose money, that's how rich he is
>>218022156Get a fucking hold of yourself
A clue gained
did a wee and it was all frothy
>>218022282because he's (you) posting missing australian children in a brit thread consisting of about 50 people who don't go outside
>>218022309It’s singular so it would be succubi
>>218022243There's something in the water
>>218022312to this webm? >>218022053
>>218022308there's been plenty of nonces in /brit/ throughout the years, i reckon the balance of probability suggests it's more likely that someone who actually cares might've shown up by now
Hypothetically if the jannitorial staff permit this pseudo-gimmick where the aussie bruce posts pictures of missing NSW children, does it not open the door for the same poster (or others) to post pictures of random 13 year old girls after pasting a blue footer over the lower portion of the image?If we take this "missing person" image for instance: >>218022196, one notes that the footer doesn't even have a NSW Police mark on it, it just says "missing person". Is it the responsibility of the jannitorial staff to verify that each of these images is indeed of a legitimate missing New South Wales resident? One considers that it may be easier to instead pre-emptively ban such posts rather than having to verify whether each image is part of a police press release or, y'know... just an image of a random underage girl the poster wanted to post.
>>218022339sorry lad. you're not convincing anyone with this
>>218022324incel frame
had a cold for a week the bastard and if anything I've only got worse
>>218022324remember when the wogs on here chimped out about this and were like omdz rorke dem creps haha
>>218022331like you need to go outside to find missing people, nigga haven't you ever heard of OSINT?
>>218022324>he thinks deleting his face in mspaint means people can't restore itit's over for you mate
>>218022243>13bitch look like my mum
>>218022193At least she's pretty
ngl I think the Americans are onto something with "gotten" it's sad it's somehow yank coded. Might bring it back myself
>>218022371oh you might mighten you?
>>218022332She can suck me bye alright
>>218022352i ain't the same lad, personally i wouldn't generally give two shites about some tarts from poo south wales but i'm just questioning your motives like
>>218022350This reads like a mousey post if he got an education
>>218022382YeahA clue gotten
deeply unfunny thread grow up freaks
Have you seen Kiara?The 17-year-old was last seen in Kangaroo Flat around 10:15pm on 22 December.
why do Reform poll so well yet the results don't seem to be reflected in by-elections?
cant wait for summer again
many are saying this
aussies really be naming places "Kangaroo Flat"
>>218022422last seen in kangaroo flat was she aye?
>>218022426only old people and the unemployed vote in by-elections.
>>218022426Waste of time them
>>218022428another summer at PC World
>>218022428this is 10x more noncier that 200 images of missing teen women of australia
>>218022428>>218022428hate polo shirts so muchanybody who wears them thinking they're smart is an utter cretinthat bloke looks like he drinks child piss
developers developers developers developers
for me, it's Jai Opetaia, the greatest living Aussie
>>218022428no im not interested in hearing about our lord and saviour jesus christ
>>218022486shame his weight class is full of bumsnot his fault, what can you do
thinking about RWDS
>>218022460Plugged that cunt into the mains and raped him for an extended warranty
>>218022484classic meme this, bill could never
>>218022426the only reason people want reform is to get 'them' gone. local elections are largely irrelevant to that goal, and no one thinks they will govern well in any other regard so why would you bother
THIS IS MADNESS!no, THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
>>218022524My great grandad killed those freaks
botnet freaks talking about missing children again
on that thought must've been shitty to be a messenger back in like greek and roman days, imagine travelling hundreds of miles on foot to deliver a message someone doesn't like so they have your head cut offhaha x
>>218022553ever shag him up the arse?
>>218022574>>218022574>>218022574the new as it was
>He still wears trainersGet a clue.
Travelling hundreds of miles for a few (You)s
>>218022504yeah if he beats Zurdo and/or Mikaelian he should just move up to heavyweight, think he could give Usyk a run for his money provided he bulks up a bit
