shot power 99 edish
look at the cute
thought i needed to throw up but i just needed to sneeze
um… hello?
playing my hogwarts game and drinking hobgoblin
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
you'd need a fucking fork lift to lift those up
dude swede lmao
saw someone else wearing similar gay boots to mine earliersame brandit was a woman though and for some reason was taking them off at the bus stoppopped a stiffy cause i saw her feet in tights :/
arseing a gay porn poo (screaming)
>lang=bn
>>218032859She's ugly
Emigrate to America ASAP sub-edish
get the blinds shuddered, the sky ignoredget the life immiserated
>>218032922stop telling me what to do
asda delivery driver is dilly-dallying
>>218032867imagine that wrapping around a jungle bbc like a python constricting its prey
>>218032882temu maserati
>>218032934can you delete this
Yesterdays pasta and potatoes and broccoli btwI didn't post it yesterday because I was too sad
>>218032934anorexiana on a mad one
*posts an absolute banger of a post*
>>218032952>see cute girl>imagination goes straight to black dicksyou are a gay freak
>>218032867this would take bio 'artists' days of work and it takes ai minutes, humans are such worthless scrots. we need a total ai world
>>218032971peng
>>218032947might be wanking into your stuff for a laugh
>>218032922Oregon calls out for me
>>218032971Seems tasty! Good job, anon
>>218032867No way is this real
ariana being kabbalah jewish explains a LOT
>>218033029i'll ask him when he arrives
wanking
>>218032879She looks the same as Maya Hawke What is going on with white women
>>218033059prove it
out doing deliveries lads. dilly dallying at the mo by which i mean wanking into the next mong's shopping
>>218033059You be wanking while they have sex with me
When do you think Britain actually ended? I'm starting to think it ended in the 70s
she was crazy for this
>>218033059crafted for snow white baguettes of the north
*posts a stupid and annoying post*
>>218032971yes please
ahaha just seen thiscan no other country do an intervention on us or something?
Was up at 5:30 this morning, absolutely dying right now.
New Zealend church performs HAKA against RADICAL muslims
>>218033099aw haway gaz
time to run the bath x
>>218033159Soap pic x
>>218033146They really need to stop doing that
get the trollhunters on
Have you done the shopping for New Year's already? I hope I have enough to drink. I got two six packs of Leffe Blond, four cans of Heineken and a bottle of port that is supposed to last for today, tomorrow and New Year's Day...
when i saw the asda delivery driver near mine yesterday I was wondering if it was the same bloke who posts here that works for themhe does work near me tbf
>>218033134>oi m8 got a field loicence
>>218033135Sleeping is hard tbf
wish i had a bathwhen i move out next year my flat needs to have a tubnon negotiable x
leftypolbros?
it's black nigger cold outside tonight fucking hell
>>218033134There have been new years cancellations for the same reason all over the world, not just us
>>218033210big fan of cutting off the source so it can't be instantly debunked
>>218033177My grandma gone to market few minutes ago to buy cod for us. We're going to eat Bacalhau à Portuguesa tomorrow :D
>>218033210There was a lad in my kids class who used to wear dresses and act like a girl. Unsurprisingly he was a vile little shit who punched and hit other kids
doing a haka at the asda delivery man for being late
Is druglad inThe one who does binges of pregabs
just need to push past these first few drinks then i'll be on the train to steamingtown
going to change my sheets tomorrowwaking up in 2026 with fresh new bedsheet from john lewis
>>218033311mine have poo on them presentlynot much but enough its annoying, i might join you sheet lad
feeling fraught
got the xxxtencaion on
the results are in
someone make mousey come back
civil fucking war NOW
All the stories have been toldOf kings and days of oldBut there's no England now
>>218033393Calm down
>>218033384why dont we have ford f150s in the uk?
feeling dejected
>>218033173
>>218033424dont need emneither do yanks but dont tell them that
imagine your spine being twisted into a knot then being pushes about like that, haha
Wifeberg has vaginal thrush
>>218032879
sooooo tired
feeling turgid
>>218033438who's the quacky fella
>>218033463would love to suck it out of her
>>218033438Hope you and Mr. Duck have a very cozy bath :D
how grim would it be to go to an asian massage place for an oily wankjob on new years eve?
>>218033474
>>218033486dunno sounds quite fun for youprobably for the girls though i hope they get better jobs in 2026
>>218033249that's supposed to work the other way round
>>218033486depends if you'd constantly tell us about it for the next 2 months
Anthony Joshua arrested in his hospital bed on manslaughter charges due to reckless driving
>>218033391fuck off toby you freak stop begging for attention
>>218033473mr ducksworth
>>218033264Dont know if its the same person as the cokelad who took too much after his darknet gear finally arrived in the post. He posted about going to the hospital. Hope he’s alright :|
>>218033384Blue = closeted homosexuals who suck off MuskRed = red-blooded AmericansFunny how Rorke would probably agree with this, despite me disagreeing with Rorke on most other things
>>218033517will mention it nowmight mention it tomorrow depending if they try to finger my arse again and that'll be me
>>218033042Are you moving?
>>218033525Bit mad seeing as they pulled him from the back seat Rorke
Leftypol blog posting about the value of labor whilst sat unemployed in his incelic smeggy bedroom.
Wolves are only gonna doopin go and freakin beat United aren't they
reckon english is the greatest language in the world
>>218033526
mad how britain's just gonna be a backwater shithole for the rest of its existence
>>218033539Tell us anon, is this 'Rorke' in the room with you now?
aside from him being gay is there any reason aj was in his pants and oiled up in the back of that car?
>>218033512This was in infants, where like kids haven't started to bully other kids for being weird, but he hadn't been raised properly so thought hitting was acceptable when he didn't get his own way. Fortunately the family fucked off and left the area
your women are so pretty
>>218033579stop ill get horny
>>218033581at least we'll make it 1000 yearsyou guys will be lucky to make 300
>>218033059They're not ugly, but mixed-race and coffee-coloured black girls do nothing for me. I like the ones who look like white women with the faintest touch of the tarbrush, like pic related, or the jet-black negresses who look like they're fresh off the boat from East Africa
Thinking of buying Heisig's Remembering The Kanji and learning how to write, but if I think logically I can't see when I'd ever write kanji so really it'd just be for fun
>>218033581Poland is nice at least. Desperate brits are moving to Poland to escape Bongladesh.
>>218033614
>>218033560never heard of a back seat driver?
>>218033639cringing my nut off at this post
>>218033436are youthat's madmad how mental
>>218033651seen her leaked footjob video
>>218033560he was manipulating the steering wheel from the back seat via his bbc
LIVERPOOL
>>218033693where
>>218033662kek imagine the pimply little incel who wrote it
Brits who roleplay as an american always come here and soy out about how great it is then go running back singing praises about England when they get slapped up one day for being an annoying tard
come home white man
big meal donehaving a poo soon
>>218033556No :(
>>218033713I may be fat and stupid but I have impeccable skin
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>>218033717No brit has ever been slapped up in America, you are walking tubs of lard compared to even the worst british towns
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
Me, a Cornish-Irish man, finally getting my own back at the Americans: Howdy partner do you have a CAFE licence for that there compact pickup? If not I'll need y'all to pay the Chicken Tax.
>>218033752The poo was announced by the prophets years ago
>>218033712online
>>218033731I wouldnt invest a single fart into saudi agaybia
>only 28 hours to achieve /gf2026/
>>218033782*slaps you up*Run along now buckaroo
No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of Tricky DickyIs going to Mother Hubbard soft soap meWith just a pocketful of hopeMoney for dopeMoney for rope
>>218033825nigga ican time travel and still doesn't have a gf
using the big light actually quite comfy after a few timestake the big light pill
>>218033782I slap brit been on the bum yeah. They do zilch. Don't let me see those royal assets on an American street or they're getting red from slapping
>>218033793this is the second coming (poo)
>>218033717do you think this tiktok and youtube lady that i fancy is a republican?
don't know what to do right now
mouse sexy lingerie gif
>>218033853im sitting in the dark drinking gin in my boxer shorts i havent changed in 3 days
>>>/s/22324998>>>/s/22324998>>>/s/22324998new
got my weird little cock out
are john. he's still got rorke mindraped decades later
>>218033867The second pooming
>>218033799Because you dislike their human rights record, right?
>>218033909*flicks it*haha
>>218033914Fink he'd be in favor of gun control
>>218033901when will you stop drinking? right on through to the new year?
>>218032812The guy was a monster. Could be GOAT material if he wasn't a bum irl.
>>218033853i always use this lighti don't even have a small light
>>218033884Democrat eye width
HE SAID I'VE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED BUT THEY LIVE UNDERWATERAND YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTERIS DOING FINE, DOING FINE
I’m in a small flat with 4 beautiful delicate Spanish women and just one bathroom and I really need to take a horrid smelly probably disrhhea shit after drinking cider and cava and eating cheese all afternoon.
Rorke with the black, grey and white t-shirt multipack
It's embarrassing when you think about it. Lennon move to America and walked around New York City, and was shot to death by some crazy loser. We need to ban crazy losers.
>>218033990ktim
>>218033985Tell to them that you don't feel so good and shit is about to get serious
>>218032971would eat that ngl
>>218033985>I thufer in ethpania
>>218033990Nowt wrong with dressing simple. Keeps a man humble. Grounded.
>>218033985>sorry ladies there was no air freshener
>>218033965nicethis is her husband btw and i'm assuming she;s from the south/south east
>>218033949i will have wine with new years day dinner then cut it back
I prefer Old York City. ;)
>>218033990a little bit of olive green if he's feeling spicy
>>218033973>ynr going to the pictures to watch the thunderbirds fillum with the busted theme song in 2004
>>218034076van dyke brown with prussian blue accent for the esteemed gentleman
>>218033990ktim but socks
>>218034065for me it's new pork city, lovely bacon balms there
I prefer gay sex with british men
>>218034174bet she's a whale of a time
>>218034174i just know we would not get on at all
>>218034174fat cow
Esoteric Nick Griffinism
going to the chastity cage shop, need anything?
>>218034301don't a fan of that weird alien look east asians go for.
>>218034365chastity cage, extra small, please
>>218034365Cornetto
>>218034365no fanx luv got my diaper and cage on now
holy based
>>218034365sounding rod pls mate
>>218034384He's trying to look like the shota in yaoi. Works on him imo.
>>218034301So Rodney really did go to China
got invited to, and I quote, a "NYE pissup" with a friend, his sister, and the sister's two female friendse-stalking the friends furiously at the moment
New Rorke City
>>218034461corr fuck off the friend and pencil in a foursome
>>218034461You should shag all of them up the arse
We are in fact living in a golden age of British culture. I NEED whatever they smoke at the guardian
shooting fireworks up the arse to celebrate new rorke's eve
>>218034461have you arranged the bull yet?
>>218034579SmART 2025
might run out of booze before the top up booze is delivered
Rewatched Airplane! with the nephews and it was better than I remember. They enjoyed it as well.
gib brit twink
not gonna lie, had a think about it and im not actually happy at all about this AI nonsense, it's going to make me obsolete and quite literally dull the brainpower of the average person by a standard deviation
>>218034579i chimied in with a haven't you people ever heard of
>>218034530Reading any mainstream news article feels like being contacted by extraterrestrial beings from another galaxy.
>>218034530what part of british diversity is popular internationally? the last british thing people loved globally was harry potter and the last british coded thing was game of thrones, i don't think yanks and germans care about road man (black chav) culture
>>218034610it'll do the latter, 3rd worlders will do the formerai is a meme
right well that's a 1 second video of a woman revealing her rather peng breasts isn't it
right that's
>>218034624crikey
>>218034547my friend arranged me as the bull actually. his sister is absolutely obnoxious however.
>>218034624Ok I'm straight again. Nvm. Dun my ed in that
>>218034624how every woman reacts when i tell them i passed 2000 rating on chess.com
lifted trucks mong loves his fucking lifted trucks
over 600g of cured meat of various forms in the fridge for tomorrow evening before i even open the pate and it is all for me
>>218034718would be better off roaming the fields of england
I require ever more extreme stimulation.
>>218034718Good lad. What kind of pate?
>>218034694s
the world is fucking ending and nobody is doing anything
going to Asda if anyone wants owt?
rorke?
>>218034718>over 600g of cured meatcouldn't imagine eating that much salty, slimy garbage. disgusting
>>218034776beechams plus pleasefor my terrible cold
>>218034744got a chicken liver one and some brusselsshall only be scoffing one however
>>218034674For me it's classic mopar
>>218034461fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
me on the right when rorke starts wittering on
>>218034741*smashes buzzer*What were Rorke's bumhole's first words?
you know what Ford stands for?Fix or retard daily
>>218034800corr excellent choices. I have some duck pate
>Estimated delivery time>21:10 - 21:30this started as 20:05the sainsburys delivery jew has done me
>>218034845you know what BMW stands for?
>>218034866Black Man's Willy, though it has been supplanted in recent years by the term 'BBC'
rentboys cost HOW much?!
catberg on a mad one
>>218034892get a buyboy instead and work on building an appreciating asset
>>218034892check your dads bank statements
>British boy, 13, stabbed to death while trying to protect his mother
>>218034866Bob Marley and the Wailers
inserting the thread vaginally
>>218034898bet the chinks scran these
Whiskey
>>218034898so this is rorke
why is some bogtrotter spamming truck memes
>>218034839>
might stay up really late for no reason whatsoever
mad how little i care about the footy nowcant remember the last time i watched a full match
£507 for 32gb of DDR5 RAM oh my days senpai it is OVAH
u ok hon? xx
>>218034892750 for me >>218034978new heatherpedo gimmick
>>218035030huge time to be a prebuild chad
pardner, i like my trucks like i like my women (i don't like trucks)
>>218035030half tempted to sell 2 of my 16gb sticks i never use
I can't use bar soap as I'm traumatised from the 1970s. Mum used a 'soap saver' - putting the dog-ends of soap bars into a compressor to make 'new' soap. Only it wasn't, it looked grey and contained a variety of stray pubes. Liquid soap only for me.
>>218032812the streets remember
I've got 4 sticks of ddr5 ram just sat in my pc collecting dustprobably worth more than the gpu when I originally bought it lol
*opens a packet of After Eights and passes them around the thread*
just ordered a spice rack
>>218035142*puts my wrapper back in the box*
Oi’ll droive me pickup truck from Limerick ta Tipperary
>>218034978Saskia Teague (supposed English nationalist with an Irish surname and odd obsession with Irish nationalists) is probably fucking him
ah yes very goodhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15422599/Afghan-man-20-arrested-attacking-five-people-crowbar-hospital-waiting-room-refused-appointment.html
>>218035088Liked by GunDadsFacebookGroup
For me? It's watching videos of white people visiting rural African and South East Asian villages and seeing the local kids scream in terror and run away because they think the white person is a ghost or demon of some kind.Imagine the outrage about racist British children if they reacted the same way to seeing brown people for the first time :/
>>218035153the scrandemic
bwc battalions deployed to venezuela
>>218035201Cool. For me, it's knotty girls
Man kick ball :D
>>218035198AI generated image
>>218035209then joey drops an absolute truth nuke
almost had a poo but it went into hidinglooks like the poo will have to wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo
>>218035251
>Estimated delivery time>21:40 - 22:00going to be scranning my 'za at midnight at this rate
>>218035257He's done you; it's you who has to wait
>>218034994so this is ariana homosexual
>>218035283what flavour of 'za is it lad
HOLY FUCKMatthew Perry died
>>218035326What in the god damn?
>>218035283Hope a paki has cummed in it
>>218035283'kizza, 'no's, 'pa John's? What are we working with here?
>>218035326the platypus?
commodores mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs
>>218034530screaming at the fact that their examples are central cee and adolescence
>>218033210Seems like the mother never gave up her lezza tendencies
>>218035030fucking hellPC gaming is deadholy grim
>>218035372>The surname Aroesti, also seen as Aroeste, has roots in the Iberian Peninsula (Spain/Aragon) and is linked to the occupation of chestnut roasting or perhaps a geographical location, evolving from Aragonese words like "rostir"; many bearers became Sephardic Jews who adopted Portuguese-sounding names and later migrated, with records showing their presence in the US and UK census/immigration records, often connected to Jewish communities in places like North Macedonia or Turkey
>>218035313garlic mushroom and mascarpone
banned from sharing a lift with the toilfu but I still got a hug on her way out
>>218035347ummers
>>218035347Zeidy's crush
>>218035408m&s no doubtposh cunt
>>218035411did you smell her hair?
>>218035403oh lay an egg rorke
ough
>>218035411why'd you get banned and by who?
>>218035403
>>218035296ffs youve done me there
>>218035439umtony joshua
UPDATE: They went out for a walk to the paki shop so I splattered the bog with diarrea
NEW>>218035484>>218035484>>218035484
>>218035433yes obviously >>218035456her bf got jealous
>>218035439umr u ok?
