donuts editionprev >>218047340
Me when I catch one of y'all /cum/ attention whore personality fags irl
>>218059208I miss dunkin donuts
>>218059256wtf why would you do that?
should I water fast today?
>>218059313you should cum fast
>>218059313how well did you eat yesterday?
In Messyco we respect our hermanas o algo
Nordic mothers are angels on Earth
do you like waffles
>>218059408This is why Plato hated art
>>218059409very much. i used to just be a plain butter square and syrup kind of guy too, but then i started trying stuff like cream cheese, yogurt, pieces of fruit. those little discs are the kings of breakfast foundation.
>>218059436that isn't art
A real Chad now it’s home to injuns
>>218059376not well as in not healthy, but I ate a lot
>>218059524Um it's always been home to injuns....
>>218059603then yeah, you can do a spare day.
>>218059524Lol at the laffs winning cups. Something that hasn't happened as long as I've been alive.
don't be confusing the evaluative and descriptive senses of words around me niggayou done learnt that shit set me off
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We love our Livvy
>>218059695and a few am stations
>>218059408I wish death upon the person who made this
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>>218059408You're supposed to guide your children down the right path, not give in to their childish whims. The mother on the left is the responsible one, the one on the right is gonna an hero because he thinks he's a chick and he'll eventually realize he isnt
>>218059761Many such cases
>>218059582God I wish she would max out my credit card every month and never talk to me
>>218059761this
>>218059761God forbid a nation is invaded and there's nothing but a bunch of skirt wearing sissies to defend it. Being able to femboy out is a first world privilege
>>218059718>37°F>coldIt was -20°C here this morning
>>218059840Thailand is a third world country
>>218059862It's balanced out by having 3 muay Thai fighters for every femboy
>>218059853She's a <120 lbs woman
>>218059943But the guy looks Indian
Why isn't there a holiday for new years I have to work
>>218060063Because shekelbergs yacht isn't gonna pay off itself goyim
N
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Dumbass mechanic doesn't want to listen to me and check the pcv value assembly on my ecotec after replacing the throttle body twice. The car will start but stalls out and leaves no check light
I can taste a cavity
>>218060213Should have did it yourself then Nonwhite mechanics are incompetent and white mechanics are spiritual Jews
Drinking a New Year's Weissbier ladsWhat are you drinking this evening?
>>218060252They have to fix it for free now due to their company policy. They can give my car as many new parts as they want for FREE, I have another kek. It's a oriental jew tactic, that's why I didn't take it to an independent
>>218060329Shall be having an early 00s wine
>>218060333Which company
>>218060329Jameson but I'm saying it with a Jamaican accent
>>218060370Firestone, it's advertised therefore you can sue if they don't honor it
>>218060393>JamAHHSON and a 'hole lotta bloodclot other ting
>>218060329Whiskey and Sprite
>>218060329It's too early to start drinking, but tonight I'll get absolutely shitfaced. I just haven't decided yet if I'm going for beer or wine.
>>218060496do beer. if your plan is to get plastered, beer will let you enjoy the peaks longer and slow the descent into the valleys.
>>218060329nothing
>>218060172>>218060194>>218060196he owns a bar in Wisconsin Dells, of course it's called Nig's bar
>>218060366>>218060393>>218060486Nice>>218060496For me it's just after 6pm so I figure I can drink>>218060547Some shops are probably still open lad, my local shops are still open for a couple hours yet
>>218060561Kek I've mentioned this a couple times here
I love an Armenian wine called Karas
>>218060606Georgian wine is quite good too. They are the oldest region to brew it
>brand new bike that isn't even mine got punctured PERFECT
>>218060587I should have bought a t-shirt
>>218060606>Armenian wine called KarasI don't have my glasses and I thought you said I love Armenian wine Karens and I was gonna agree with you
>>218059408peter a zesty one fr fr
>>218060729bOOba
Got no plans for tonight
>>218060729is this how you get karens under control? 'look, if you'll let this receipt thing go, i'll drive you home and pour doubles tonight.'
>>218060810Samesies
Got no plans either
>scrollin vids>normalmaggot talmbout "packs eat, lone wolf starve"sooo truee
>>218060861a lone grizzly eats just fine.
Coffees still hot
Me and who
Humans used to hunt in packs, but I dunno if that makes us pack animals
>wine>brewedimbecile
>>218060949I've had enough of your fuckin remarks
I'm ending this pitiful genepool once and for all
>crack brew>ground shakes>spectral voices chant: ALCOHOL IK KIIN
https://youtu.be/Yu4r79l8P8I
>>218061013I am 100% the end of my family line
>>218060329The old standard
>>218061092I hope you get lupus for posting that.
>>218060810me since like forever
>>218061079>>218061013well you can still enjoy gaysex
>>218060329jameson orange spritz + tequila
>mid“night”>it’s in the morning
Shaved the GF’s pussyShe sucked my coqueIt’s a give and takeRoad to 2026
>>218061184>Thanks babe, now wait a minute while I post about this on 4chan
Should I buy Assassin's Creed Liberation for five US dollars?
>>218061184Now the horny spam will stop right RIGHT
>>218061142Kill yourself
>>218061208if it makes you log in to extra shit, noI was going to buy Far Cry 5 on steam but you need a ubislop account or some bs to play it
>>218061208I wouldn't. Not a fan of those games. More of an FPS guy myself.
>>218060982>Gregarious animals are species that naturally form groups for survival, protection, and resource sharing, exhibiting social behavior like herds (bison, elephants), packs (wolves, wild dogs), or colonies (ants, bees, penguins, meerkats). This sociality offers advantages like predator defense (alarm calls), cooperative hunting, and raising young, though it can also bring competition, with examples ranging from mammals and birds to insects like termitesYes, essentially
Sine Metu
am 26 never had gf
>>218061208Any money used to buy Ubislop would be better spent on anything else.
People wonder why I escape this world into anime and books It isn't because I rejected this world. It's because this world rejected me long ago
youre delulu
>>218061296same. and not classy stuff like quake or doom either, tactical slop. i want boot-thuds, and kicking in doors while characters around me yell "clear!"
>>218061235Why would I do that when I can have gaysex instead and turn more straight guys gay x3
Drinking champagne out of a plastic cup at the office. I’ll probably go to sleep at 9:30 tonight like I usually do.
>>218061358Bro shut the fuck up kek
I want alcohol tonight but I don't want to get acid reflux
>>218061411do you have an office crush
>>218061431savor it with some ham and you should be fine
>>218060533Thanks for the advice, bud>>218060810iktfb
>>218061474I don't have any of your ultra processed goy slop called "ham" sorry
>>218061431try chewable anti acids. pills never kick in for me, and stuff like pepto just makes me nauseous. chewables are the only ones that work for me.
>>218061502>prosciutto is ultra processed goy slopdullard
>>218061306AD MORTEM
>>218061509Shit like tums? I heard that causes kidney stones
prosciutto is ultra-processed by definition, but it's not goyslop. It's wopslop.
catberg really loves dadstein
>>218061543OH!
Never had prosciutto but it looks grossSalami is better
>prosciutto is ultra-processed by definition, but it's not goyslop. It's wopslop.
>>218061534i take the mylanta ones, but i hadn't ever heard that. well that's alarming. nevermind, just eat a little, and drink plenty of water as you go.
Curing meat is a process, but that doesn't make cures meat processed
Ok I started an argument :) my job here is done
Staying sober tonight Last night working at the inn there were a bunch of people drinking too much. A room full of drunk 70yos is interesting
>>218061618Yes it does
>>218061627So a guy hanging up ham for curing in his backyard slop is consuming processed food when he eats it?
say "hello sweet warbler"
>>218061618That's literally what it means lmao
>>218061613Oh my lanta
I like to wrap prosciutto around a cheese stick as a snack
>>218061382I used to like Rainbow Six. Haven't played Siege. Maybe I should
>>218061648Did ya warble my little wren?
>>218061647>Slop Shed
>>218061647>>218061682Based Freudian slip
>>218061647There's a difference between processed and highly processed, just something being processed doesn't mean its the same as eating doritos
guys, ultra-processed is not an insult. It's just a word to describe the production of certain foods
>>218061620evil man
>>218061674Heh heh
My pussy is ultra-processed
>>218061751wtf is that real?
What do you think about all these fucking fags allowed to prance around our streets?
>>218061706So what's a healthy ultra processed foodsuff
>>218061674every day is a gift. it’s just… does it have to be a pair of socks?
doing quests to get the Mara buff of +15 magick resist
>>218061786chicken nuggets
we are in dire need of a butlerian jihad
>>218061797
>>218061786semen!
>>218061704i love freudian slips. i was at the store getting my supply for the night, and of course it was... ridiculous looking. the cashier lady laughed and asked, "gonna be a happy new years?" and i said, "yeah you know, it only comes once. might as well have a drunk or two."
>>218061786I never said that any ultra-processed food is healthy. A person can eat unhealthy food if they want to. A healthy person can eat ultra-processed food occasionally and be healthy. My point is that "ultra-processed" in itself is not meant to be denigrating, it's just a statement of fact.
Feeling like a winner for no reason
>>218061896Take the Ws where they come
>>218061808Anybody who can be convinced of such things by ChatGPT was probably going to become psychotic anyway. That said, I hope OpenAI and other big tech firms get fined and punished until they make their products more people-friendly and less profit-driven.
>>218061896hell yeah
I want to fucking die
About to have my final fap of the year.What shall I fap to, /cum/mies?
>>218059826oh yeah, i forgot about this. no wonder he started sucking israel's dick after this kind of threat on his life.
>>218062027amateur if you want to induce depression
>>218061896some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading
>>218062027Daisy Stone and Mandy Muse
Weiner weiner chicken dinner
My dingaling is hanging down right now
>>218062027STOP fapping. START getting your shit together. Then you can get a girlfriend. Thank me later.
funny thing is my life would still be unbearable dogshit even if i didn't have this mental illness that's making it a million times worse
>>218062027I just look at a few of my favourite images then close my eyes and dream up a sultry situation
>>218062106Lol that is funny :)
>>218061896feeling like a loser for a reason
>>218062059bro completely burned it
>>218062003what do you say we meet each other and shoot each other on a count of 3?
How skinny do you like
>>218062205Ariana Grande
>>218062233Dang anon
>>218062088I will get a shemale gf in 2026
>>218062174you'd screw me over and use blanks
>>218062205skinny women just look malnourished which is insanely unattractive
>>218062106What's your mental illness lad? Mental illnesses can be managed with medication these days
>>218062382Nourish them with your cum
>>218062325i promise i won't
>>218062106your parents are rich and you have no responsibilities except to jet around europe enjoying epicurean delights. you are simply endogenously bitchmade
>HDD spins up for no reasonthey’re watching me
>>218062397psychosis. the drugs are worse than the fucking illness
Saw one of my neighbors pouring water on his car windshield to clear the ice off, he's a nigger not that it matters
>>218062455i would rather be piss poor but healthy. there is no worse illness in this world
>>218062471Does that actually make your windshield crack or is that just an epic maymay
>>218062516Hot water will
imagine my penis going sicko mode in a vagina
>my wifeokay normie
>>218062516>But what if I was hittin it from the back ahhh ahhh ahhhh
does this povertynadian really still have a HARD DRIVE with PLATTERS innit?
>>218062612Its just a boomer. What person below 30something even marries now?
being an incel is the new normal, everyone is an incel except women
>>218062770That's bisexuality
Inventing a new form of circumcision where the dick is split like a piece of butterfly shrimp
OMG she just leaked your dms!
Going to drink so much tonight I will remember why I had to stop drinking in the first place
Once the retards are overthrown in Iran can we just change the name back to "The Splendid Kingdom of Persia"
I feel a fart crescendo coming
>>218062205everything i'm about to type is hypocritical because i'm a yeti-hairy twig. not at all. not fat, or even chubby, really. that florence pugh lady, like that. because a lot of guys seem to fall on the heavier side because it gives them bigger breasts and thighs and so-on. but i tell you, that's only half the joy. when she's soft and warm and every part of her body feels like this cushion that was meant to wrap around yours, that's the ticket. big breasts and butts are great, but i want her arms, legs, cheeks, it all needs to be filled out some.
Lemme eat that ass like a cupcake
>>218062468Sorry to hear it. Hope you find something that helps
>>218062770>edgy memer classmate and I "raid" the livestream of a girl from school>mostly lol n-word type humor>she isn't even bothered >laughs at some of the memesincel is a mentality
>>218062770trvth nvke
I'm a male to male transgender
>>>/soc/34617626this is the femboy look i can go for realistically
>>218063222I can tell.
I won't be drinking tonight, and in fact it's quite unlikely I will acknowledge the new year in any way
>>218063270You jus did tho
If you're into "thick" or "slightly chubby" chicks you should know that they almost invariably become hogs after having kids. Women fatten up naturally over time, so you don't want them to have a head start
>>218063031having a gf would help
What the absolute fuck is this?>>>/soc/34618107Who actively describes themselves as anti-white
*evil robotic voiceKeep low end strictly mono Widen highs and pads in stereoUse precise sidechain transient shapingMulti-end control and surging
>>218063270>it's quite unlikely I will acknowledge the new year in any wayI feel you. I still refuse to acknowledge March 15th. A year has 364 days as far as I’m concerned.
>>218063359lurking /soc/ is a mortal sin
Yeah dude so ummm anyway you like my Kia Soul?
I really really really really really don't want black people to live in my country
>>218063250*goes upstairs to sleep for free in sadia's room because i chopped wood for the lady behind the counter*
>>218063397I’m more of a Kia Rio man myself
>>218063444The ship has sailed on that one bud
More like Kia Seoul, amirite?
Did you see they made the captchas harder
>Finds /cum/>It's a food editionIs the American way
>>218063523>Pulled up in Seoul with da Soul just to play soccer with dem Koreans boys and score a goal
>>218063539I'm not a robot so they're easy for me
haven't brushed my teeth since last year lol
What's your new year's resolution?.
La Terre est plate
bummed as fuck about the bike, way to end the fucking year
>>218063588Your breath must be kickin like Van Damme
>>218063523I'd like to go to South Korea one day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRDW5I-_e8
>>218063359the loony left
>>218063599I'm going to spend eight months in Bretagne so I'm gonna try some French pussy (and most likely fail)
>>218063606weh
>>218063624
Nyc anons be like>AYYY YOOO OCKK LETTME GET A BACON EGG AND CHEESE YA HEARD! *Fistbumps a street rat*
>>218063599do nothing different, but with a lot more money in my bank account
>>218063706Bacon egg and cheese is a fairly standard breakfast sandwich.
*gets raped**rapes 12 years later*
beggeneggencheese da ocky way
Fat people falling down
i am interested in cooming
>>218063706>Ya heardWow are you from the south in 2010
>>218063730They say "hurt people hurt people"
>>218063599to study 5 hours every day and to work out 6 times a week
where are the messsssicans?
>>218063865Bitch
Can I get a HOYA?
>>218063834Are you from Mexico?
>>218063937HOYA HOYAHOYA HOYA
>>218063928hello mr pendejo
unga bunga binga bunga
I've just joined the dark cult of boykissers
>>218063981show tits and pussy
>>218063981Show pecks and bussy
>>218063599nothing. i know myself too well. it's not even just the lack of willpower and self-discipline, either. my wants change too often. even if i set a goal for january, it'd be different by march.
>>218064019Don't have either
>>218063769I'm gonna turn those buns into cinnamon buns when I'm done with you
>>218061202Just finished episode 5 of stranger things season 5GF is taking a piss
>>218063844What's the point you won't get pussy or anything doing that
>>218063599sepuku
Think I might buy some juice and yeast and make some bootleg alcohol But I should probably stock up on some for tonight too
>>218064192>>218064288wtf
china has a type of tea called "poo-air"
>>218064381have to graduate college so i can get a good job and working out is a plus for women too
>>218064434The fresh prince of poo air
Asmon's life really went downhill
>>218064441Aren't you like 30, it's probably over for you desu
>>218064461Looks more like Charlie
>>218063949No I'm from Pasadena
They should start calling AIDS the gay cancer
You ever see guys that aren’t really fit just kinda fat in the right places? I wish that were me
Work is so fucking gay if I was dictator I would outlaw work
It's nigga o clock somewhere
>>218064599Based
Human emotion: disabled. Only rhythm remains.
Sometimes when I eat a lot my feet and arms tingle, & I hurt everywhere Probably have diabetes lol
I never tip the delivery guy on the apps. Is that wrong?
>>218064624https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXRNQut2e8&start_radio=1&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D
>>218064575Not me, I prefer to be shredded like I am
>>218064655yes
sorry pedro, they're JUST as MEXICAN as you!
My mom is le disappointed in meI can see it in her eyes whenever we talk, dumb bitch what did you expect
>>218064707Idk what should she have expected?
>>218064624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYIaWeVL1JM
>>218064690Quite literally not my problem
>>218064690based cultural exchange
>Krishna spent four days eating in Mexico CityAh so this is what passes for journalism in 2025
>>218059208Give me a donuts (plural).
>>218064690this article sounds like it was written by a 12 year old
>>218064755erm are you saying she can't be a journalist because she's a WOMEN or because she's BROWN
>>218064759would you like fresh out of the oven donuts filled with my semen?
>>218064727she shouldn't be so surprised I'm a fuck up is all anyone with half a brain could have seen it coming
>>218064775I mean did you see the author?
>>218064775funny you mention that, this article is the jeeta who blew up the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen (which used to get millions of views for every vidieo, arguably the biggest cooking/food channel on the platform) because she didn't think she was being paid enough so she just called everyone a racist.
>averaging about eight tacos a dayLol what a fat ugly cunt
>>218064489i will be 26 on jan the 8th
why do yuros get so frustrated when i prefer fahrenheit
>>218064827>blew up the Bon Appetit Test Kitchenwasnt she a muslim?
>>218064845"Averaging" implies that there are days where he eats more than eight tacos.
>>218064883too much ass
>>218064866Fahrenheit is stupid and you only like it because of inertia.
>>218064845> t. has never eaten real tacosthey are not large.
>>218064866They get angry at everything. I agreed with a Brit about the weather, and he suddenly brought up school shootings for some reason.
>>218064883Not enough ass
>>218064918t. retarded contrarian
>zoomers when a single player game isn't live service with $100000000 worth of micro transactionsWTF THEY ABANDONED THE GAME
>>218064922Now, imagine someone saying they average three burgers a day, even if they're clearly talking about those small little value burgers from Macca's. That would still sound like fatoid behavior, no?
Why don't we measure in Kelvin
>>218064922I have eaten real tacos in real mehico in many different parts of the countryand she'd still be a big for averaging 8 tacos a day
NEW>>218065013
>>218064974>"TF2 is dead!">Pub servers take like twenty seconds to find a match>"CS2 is dead!">Takes less than a minute to find a match>"LoL is dead!">Takes a minute and a half to find a match>"WoW is dead!">That one is true
Dota 2 is dead
>>218064989Because Kelvin isn't useful for gaguing everyday tempreture. Celsius is based on water, which impacts everything from cooking to weather. Fahrenheit is based on salty ice water, which is why it freezes at a much lower point.
