Pengest munch edition
mtg
doubt that cunt will quit nicotine
>>218070583yeah but what if they're with a mate or somethingcan you imagine how awful that would be
me keeping toasty in the middle of the /brit/ penguin huddleyou on the outside shivering
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
the scran
>>218070605
@SpursWomenWe are delighted to announce that we have reached agreement for Matilda Nildén to join us from BK Häcken in January, 2026
>>218070631
>>218070625did they not even invite you to try to be nice
what we drinking then? for me, it's a big mug of baileys
>>218070581:>>
gail porter sex arse
any new years resolutions then?
>>218070654I support Spurs Women
>>218070675Is she the one that went bald?
>>218070663
>>218070615that one's a givenuseless shit habit
>>218070554some cunt the other week had never heard of status quo
>>218070676fewer blackouts from alcohol consumption
Darkness descends for the fourth timeIt seems the ariana fans can cheer, for now.
>>218070676i'll try again next year
>>218070676stop drinking for long enough that I get lean so I can start drinking again, but manage my weight so it doesn't make me fat again
>>218070694doubt you'll quit brit either
>>218070660water
>Vogelsnestje>https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogelnestje_(eiergerecht)
>>218070699I'd never really given them much thought, but The Wall was a great album
>>218070660soya milk
there it is, the new me for the new yearafter i go home and go to sleep that isthis time i mean it, not like last year
>>218070724I'll have less time to once I have gainful employment
how's 2025 treating yout. futureman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht-m4vMWRqADUN DU DUNDUN DU DUNDUUUUUUN!!!
Mum just asked me if I had any plans for 2026All I could do was go mmmWhat a fuckin disappointment I am lol
Archery contest! and also the feast, as per usual.
every time i start feeling positive or optimistic about the future i remember what an ugly walled bastard i am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzEzE3cpuvg
>>218070654It's really ridiculous how anyone can look at Nordics and not think the planet should be 100% White.
can feel all the evil gay incel demons leaving my body
>>218070771fucking hell you are funny, this is why i love you x
does dry january only take effect after you've already slept and woken up on the 1st of januaryor is it all just fucked if you toast the bells with a drink
4chan will be blocked in the UK very soon
>>218070795wish i could have this feeling
>>218070778WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER
>>218070802You're allowed a sip of champagne or mulled wine to ring in the new year, but at 00:02 you're cut off
>>218070799crabs in a bucket freakwould fuck your throat raw
>>218070802It starts when you wake up on Jan 1st
>>218070785stomped that gourd
>>218070832That lyric feels vaguely antisemitc
>>218070837oh well there's always 2027
>>21807067650 books. 38 this year was poor.
>>21807082636 mins and you will
>>218070841bit fucking much mate fucking hellmaybe try being less mean next year x
The tributes find it within themselves to not kill eachother for 5 minutes after the Feast
>2026>another year of no gf>no sex>no friends>shit job>living with parents>balding
I don't read books because I'm cool
arianna grande is my gf
Battyman fi dead
zoomers have shit for brains
>>218070785LOADSOMONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218070854Good lad, 2026 isn't a year to try and whiteknuckle sober. All manner of shit is about to happen
>>218070858neve rhapepend other years :( >>218070871screaming this is me every year and i'm 35 yea rold dateless incel haha
ok i'm sorry for demoralising you i was just joking :(
Only 6 remain as we approach only the 6th day.
feeling fruity lads
>>218070853it's slang for a black eye
>>218070871Will never own a home.Will never have a family.My taxes are being used to give welfare to foreigners and single moms.Legal system handsomely rewards breaking up families.Legal system criminalizes lots of normal male behavior.I have ZERO stake in this society and would gleefully watch it burn.
this was the last new years eve where fireworks were legalit's all woke shite from here on
last year i was playing fortnite and as it hit midnight the fireworks went off in the game, was a cool suprise
Me and my wife didn't have sex for a whole year in 2021 because we moved house and she couldn't be bothered to register at the new GP to get her birth control pills
>>218070871KTIMJUMPS UP AND DOWN DOING A WEE JIGKTIM!!
>>218070781itll be alright lad. get steaming and piss the bed
>>218070935>moms>criminalizes
>>218070631I assume they rotate. Like how cyclists rotate so they take turns at the front, cutting through the air while those behind get a slipstream
>>218070897i only had beers and alcoholic lemonade, still have half a pint in the glassno point trying is there
2026 in 33 minutes
>>218070936>implying anyone will give a fuck next year people will still do it and if anybody gets jailed ukrainians will be blamed
After a few scraps with rittrer and accidentally killing Loadsomoney, The Rorkester takes matters into his own hands.
>>218070941condom?handjob?blowjob?titjob?footjob?threesome where you watch?wtf
>>218070960they do, but i don'ti'm not a rube you see
>>218070660Leffe blonde. I swear it doesn't taste as good as it used to
>>218070965>no point trying is thereI'm determined to switch from booze to shrooms this year. But I'm really dreading approaching people like "hello fellow drug users, may I please buy some drugs from you" lol
>>218070867
>>218070936You're a fucking idiot, mate.
>>218070984Handjobs and blowjobs mostly. I don't like to use condoms
>>218070979inshallahstraz miejska will finally be useful
>>218070660dr pepper
In the sewer all alone
>>218071018sorry buddy
>dont think>people always seem like its a personal attack when i let them know when they ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2n7ZueDbWg
me? gainfully employed and don't want to kill myself at all ever
in 30 minutes2016 will have been 10 whole years away
>>218071039(that's my home!)
shall be revealing my new gimmick that's been cooking for over 3 years now at exactly 00:05
>>218070872
>>218071020i didn't write the law
A steady stream of mishaps, misfortunes and misfires since the start of the contest brings the number of live tributes down to 3 by the sixth night.
>>218071062
>>218071059i'm gainfully employed but think about killing myself almost every day
completed my last wank toil of the year
>>218071032how much muck you got left?
>>218070676no more video gamesno more fizzy drinkfind gffind matesget right with godbergwrite a screenplaywrite a hit single start a businessoverthrow the ZOG regimedress bettereat healthy foodsgym 3x a day travel the world
in 2026 we will all do great things - terrible, yes, but great things
Happy new year my best friends
i've basically never had a real job and I want to kill myself all the time
>>218071125Imagine burying a suicide on consecrated ground. Protestants need to be stopped
the goal greek-american gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCb3ARmbhcY
listening to paramount leader xi jinping's new years messagejust to hear what real leadership sounds like
>>218071140only ever had one and the rest has been volunteering
>>218071140dont know which post asked
>>218071159Posting ASMR after Christmas is tacky anon, cut it out
>>218071137Oops sorry, was meant to send this to my actual best mates in the Whatsapp group chat aha x
women will never know the struggle of needing a poo (and also a wee obviously, can't have a poo without a wee except in the most remote circumstances) but having a boner so you can't get your dick below the seat without shifting so far back that your arsehole is now not above the bowlor even worse, you try to force your dick down and it touches the bowl which you're sure is giving you all sorts of mysterious toilet diseases on your helmet
Was actually going to go to a gay club tonight but decided against it. Would've loved have shagged a lad up the arse bent over on a table while simultaneously reaching around to wank his cock. Ah well...
>>218071171good thing I don't need permission from you freaks to post here then
why are all reddit flag users extremely mentally ill (myself included)
The final day of the week, the final showdown(?).
wonder if jools holland is already tucked into bed now
>>218070676>join the church>start a business>dress better>eat healthy foods>gym 3x a week>travel the world
just read a post that made me hard
>>218071197
hella gay that post
>>218071197>>218071215en garde!
>>218071120only 8 cans left
what movie should i watch
>>218071200yeah with a hot water bottle
>be arsefucking guy>notice he's hard>start tugging him off>thrusts match tempo of pulls>imagine I have a giant dick and I fucked him so hard it went all the way through and I'm finishing myself off
wouldn't mind if jools holland was tucked into something else if you catch my meaning
>>218071200his bed is one of these bad boys
>>218071199what does she offer apart from the constant smell of curry?
HOOTENANNY IS ON!!!!!!!!!!
>>218071232The Big Year (2011)
>>218071191has it always been like that
>>218071238
and so the 10th /brit/ games ends rather anticlimactically, and in record time.Congratulations to PinkPantheress for winning this new year's /brit/ games!
>>218071188Enjoy hiv aids
>>218071238harry potter says TRANS RIGHTS
>>218071270industry plant
>>218071264more or less but not as pronounced as now
actually unreal how many years i've wasted doing absolutely nothing to improve my life or situation
>>218071171if you're here, you asked
>>218071270get her arse shagged
>>218071255She’s pak not indian
>>218070676get a job
get BBC scotland on they're doing silly scottish shit
>>218071192>>218071270>ngubu dies trying to escape>woman lies and backstabskek
>>218071304Is it more than 60? If not, you're still ahead of most pre-internet bomers
>>218070941could've repopulated the country by now
I can't believe it, Jools is playing boogie-woogie piano
>>218071232a beautiful mind
>>218071314
>>218071302remember the bristol rubymong whatever happened to them
>>218071343
>>218071343it improves any song
>>218071352tragic human catapult accident
>>218071302i feel like we have fun but maybe im clueless and silly
>>218071270fucking godawful shitshow
don't understand why shortbread is so popular
saddest auld langs syne everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6f3lplUf8
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
>>218071376Longbread is too squishy
>>218071238based
gone a bit off time reckon fredo is finna get zapped a few mins after nye now
miss the daily ruby updates and pop news
wish I was watching actual nye telly but I’m watching line of duty which I don’t even want to watch
>>218071304Kek this is me
hope jools holland dies in the next hour so this show gets exposed as the sham it is
The placements are as follows...District 8 favourite ruke rittrer falls for a fatal trick at the hand of his fellow districtee. Ouch.
imagine if all your /brit/ posts were read out in court
fuck women of nigger variety
>>218071412mate he's tucked up in bed
>>218071372i mean obviously there's a lot of exaggeration and role playing going on but still
>>218071423me and my lawyer high fiving each other after all the good ones
>>218071412roaring
>>218071423The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1720spO4yQ
Gravy’s good tonight
>>218071433it actually shocked me when i installed it and realised that like half of the posts I'd been replying to were the same person lolthat and half the gimmicks are from 3 people
>>218071412it's filmed in june idiot
i'll be the biggest starat this fucking karaoke bar
>>218071373Indeed. but some funny moments here and there.
>>218071455
heard you were looking for a not mentally ill flaggot *points at myself*
fireworks are gay as hell
Can't believe I missed the fucking Hunger Games, waited all year for that
>>218071489
who the fuck is pink pantheress
>>218071482i think the more pressing thing is why are most of them gay
i absolutely despise dogsdog culture is deranged
I'M POPPA LARGEBIG SHOT ON THE EAST COAST
>>218071513It's what Princess Kate calls her vibrator
bought two pizzas for the new year and haven't eaten any of them
mental how fucking pink zoomer pussies are
>>218071304Truth. When I was in my 20s I presumed that I'd have my shit together by the time I reached my 30s. I'm now almost 40, still live with mother and I recently became a NEET.And now I'm posting on 4chan whilst sat in the living room with my mother on NYE. Could be worse, I presume.
>>218071482im not diagnosed with anything
>>218071518somewhat homophobic post
/brit/ games X ends with a femme fatale in first, a fecal fatality in second and a fat fuck in third.Have a happy new year.
hapy new beers! that's hobgoblin you're seeing btw
>>218071549i was including myself in this
>>218071513mulatto singer
going to bringing in the new year with a nice fat bowl of marijuana
>>218071423
>>218071539and how many have you seen? oh yeah, zero
>>218071556bit weird
>I'm actually a real nice guy you fucking bitch
>>218071513A mid producer and singer who's a DEI
>>218071566"i have taken poison"
my favourite band is still the sisters of mercy
>>218071554/brit/ all look like THIS?
mousenonce snogging his cute, very attractive gf at midnightrorke tongue fucking his missus at midnightleftypol giving his boyfriend a cheeky peck on the lips/brit/ posters staring adamantly at a digital clock in their smelly dimly lit evil incel lairs trying to be the first post of 2026
tbf i'm not mentally ill at allthat's one less mentally ill flaggot
>>218071423have stopped myself posting before thinking of this
>>218071563ngmi
>>218071520would rather save a dog than a wog like youthe dog will be grateful
Lenny Henry going on about unityThat Paki comedian also there
wasted the entirety of 2025
>>218071466quite funny to see how often people wrongly accuse people as being one of the personalities
>>218071553happy new year m8 <3
>>218071544He's actually done her there the bender
was that camera shot necessary?
>>218071563duuude good idea but unironically i'll do a vape as well
new year soon, new me soon
>>218071621typical deranged dogmong who thinks smelly disgusting dogs are worth more than humans. you are in a cult.
>>218071553will are 'riana ever win ;_;
poo year poo me
>>218071669good luck x
Can we talk about immigration for the last 11 minutes of 2025?
>>218071626genuinly mad how i can't think of a single thing i've done or that has happened to me
ten minutes until the unthinkable
jessie j what fucking year is it
my favourite thing about redditflags is that the same people are on it that were on it about 4-5 years ago when i last had it installedwhich proves the decline in post quality isn't due to turnover in personnelmad that
redditflags are for benders
>>218071556they grow a lot of coco there don't they
>>218071698don't fucking do it
corr rose got the asset flips on
>>218071688at some point they've just got to all go or completely take over, right?
Final Fantasy 8 is really easy. You just junction magic to the three lads and then spam limit breaks
>>218071672only eurasians (pakis and indians not included of course) are human
redditflags are great dunno what you're on aboutunironically the best posters use them
the first poo of 2026 is already brewing
>>218071712I'm in love with the coco
First the ball drops... then...
>>218071702what do you mean by this hun x
My 2025>Moved into my first ever flat >Travelled across Italy, Greece, Turkey, Georgia, Uzbekistan, >Kyrgyzstan and China>Wrote a short travel essay>Made a free zine to hand out with my writingsBit random but probably the best year of my life for doing things I had never done before. I, however, did not have sex... which is a shame!
Are white men banned from Jules Holland??
>>218071711*ishypothetical, subjunctive mood
Have you ever tried to cum on the new year
>>218071739based
>>218071691don't be madwe all turn to dust eventuallyenjoy the present, it's a gift afterall
i discovered /brit/ in mid 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgNGY6vDEHwtop 10 /brit/ posters NAMED
crappy jew queers everyone. thanks for the time passing xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>218071702well the cuckle brothers and the botnet spammers don't use it and they only appeared within the last couple of years and are responsible for most of the downturn in quality
>>218071763this is supposed to make us feel better? that we've wasted the one chance we got before we turn into dust? fuck outta here
can’t wait for these woke fireworks The gammon meltdown on Twitter will be hilarious
have always been profoundly mentally ill but this year has really come to a head
>>218071750>Wrote a short travel essayYeah, we just read it here.
>>218071768still don't know how old you are umdips
I've been on 4chan since 2007I plan to leave this place forever on 2027
>>218071763i'm not mad, it's just a mad situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhiIWNOEhoE
>>218071768That's funny, i was almost exactly the same. I basically heard about what goes on in /int/ through some, presumably American, poster in /vg/.I think it was whinging about brazilians or something. It was comfy time.
>>218071626*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
i'm 26 and I've been on 4chan since 2014. I am also completely mentally stable with no mental illnesses.
defo way off time but oh welll
>>218071768You missed all the good shit
>>218071801EREN DID NOTHING WRONG
The fatfu won't message me anymore.
olivia dean sex
>>218071795WW3 will begin June 2027
>>218071817
I say, as a collective, instead of exclusively making abysmal dogshite slop we make something good in 2026, something worth it.
>>218071768started coming here regularly this year, although been have been lurking occassionally since 190s heyday
any sophists in?
>>218071793lol
>>218071768I first came here in 2014
>>218071817Its because you aint a millenial or zillenial
Sir Jules Holland
>>218071848like a terror attack?
>>218071818kino
>>218071801good tune this one
right that's me outside to clang my pot
>>218071817That would mean you broke 4cgans rules and was here when you were underage
>>218071842not sure what this means
cheeky early new>>218071883>>218071883>>218071883
NEVER the hootenanny!
>>218071790>muh one chance
just realised you lads haven't entered the new year yet
>>218071877it's a great film but fredo is getting kissed at lie half past now
>>218071751he's got the kooks on
get the new made now before the fireworks start!
yay big bang in the sky! me like sparkly colours
DEEP BREATHSbrace yourself for an even worse terrible shitstorm kind of year
ruby turner every bloody year
oh look big fat black women to being in the new year again on jools holland
janny is mental
its fucking NYE janniard ffs matey
scream
first post of the poo year
why are they shooting fireworks already
janny getting double pay on NYE
what a horrible bastard he is ruining NEW YEARS
fucks sake lads, why must he be like this
perhaps the most pathetic janitorial performance of recent memory
already failed my new years resolutions
Happy New Year, /brit/cels!
sucking a golf ball
oop
timed at exactly 20:00:00 4chan time, wishing you a happy news years
Rorke, as it were.
CRAPPY POO YEAR
First
poo
20267
janny actually deleted a thread to make sure HE gets the new on NYE howling
I miss Diego
NOW NOW NOW NOW
knew the new would be got
haven't had a wank or a drink since 2025
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218070569What is this? An egg crockett? /Gen
>>218072002um um um
Already fucked it up but 2027 will be my year
right time for a wank and a poo
Gott strafe die Hausmeister!
>>218072002cant post this
HAPPY NEW YEAR /BRIT/ LADS LOTS OF LOVE <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SbJi15CnQ
HAPPY POO YEAR
>>218070646That's absolutely disgusting
>>218072002err
very glad I got the first post of the new yeara sign of things to come
>>218071978picturing a guy with a gun shooting the fireworks out the air as they launch
>>218072001>>218072002yay
>>218072001>>218072002Congrats
right that's me feeling suicidal after yet another miserable wasted year
kek my stream was about a minute behind
Happy new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR ANON!!!!!
squibby new year
The jannard there
grow up
>>218072059Happy poo year for you Mr. PooAlso, happy new year for you lads :)
Sick of 2026
>>218072056Scotch music is rubbish
Don't know why parentsteins insist on watching the woke fireworks
had 0 nicotine this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAoTHIS IS THE YEARMY LIFE WILL SURELY CHANGE
Here comes the woke shite
why do i watch this shit
Someone's getting shot outside! Send help!
get the poo made(all news will be called poo's in 2026)
>>218072138get jools on
no poo 2026
>>218072144Better start it now ;)
Want 2026 to be over already
havent even breathed once in 2026
Haven't pooed all year
Another year wasted
>>218072151PUMP HIM FULL OF LEAD
This is how we're represented around the world btw
wishing sadiq khan a prosperous new year
LONDON NEEDS MORE DELIVEROO AND UBER DRIVERSGET THEM IN
haven't had a wank to fit sexy trans women all year
just walked past mumberg's electricjew as the new year was ushered in by a slam poem from an afro-british gentleman about how britain is defined by tolerance and multiculturalism and multiracialism and love of all colours etc etc etc
>>218072206me neithermight change that
not watching that woke firework shite
>>218072185back from my ban btw. What the fuck are these capchas?! This site is dead
>ITS FOR THE MUSLIM MOTHERS
pretty depressing displaybame shit all over it
>>218072204We unironically deserve extinction
>>218072204what a bizarre choice for the inner circle
>>218072212
turned on the bbc and heard some disgusting london patois voice and turned it off
plan on wasting 2026 too
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
Haven't pooed yet
where's mousey
>>218072204So fucking egregious
>>218072214>woke firework shiteare rainbows explding left and right?
Happy Hannukah mate
>>218072240THE FUCKING EMOTIONAL PINK WITCH IS ON THE TELLY RIGHT NOW (NOT JOKING)
already wanked
hope we get nuked this year
LADS ITS HAPPENINGXI INVADES TAIWANPUTIN JUST LAUNCHED NUKE ON BRADFORDKEIR STARMER ANNOUNCES CONSCRIPTION OF MENS ARSES FOR PRIDE MARCH TO MOSCOWRORKE ON THE ROPES
Lol did they really just show that niggerwitch on the london eye on bbc1?
2026, the year of poo posting
>>218072204THEY TURNED THE WHEEL WOKE
someone bake
I know it was always a bit woke but they never made it this obvious before did they
>>218072238it's clearly alphabetical
THIS TIME NEXT YEAR I WILL BE THERE WITH MY WIFE course need to work on talking to a woman for the first time in 10 years first but I believe in myself to do that
HAPPY YOUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED
get it fucking made wont warn you again
new>>218072311>>218072311>>218072311
refugees welcomeenjoy the fireworkswe are family
>2026
oh you're a woke
>>218072270>>218072270>>218072270new
>>21807230950 have been madewatch out janny's about like Beadle
>>218072302kay tim
>>218072269where where where
>>218072302same but 7 years
starmer has cancelled /brit/
fuck me that's a lot of fireworks
I'll admit the chances of an white wife at this point are quite slim
>>218072204POLAND MENTIONED
JANNIES
>>218072542kek
Janny who did that has secured himself 1000 years of bad karma hope it was worth it
>>218072024Scotch Egg
