ceilidh with the lads edition
it's ok emotional onei love you my mate
If you add up the digits in the year 2026 (2+0+2+6), you get 10, and 1+0 equals 1. That means month 1, day 1, year‑digit 1—a triple-one alignment
>>218073461Happy new year I wish you guys low TV license fees, and no Muslim attacks.
hello my literal enemies
https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?si=wvOZZ22BCZ_P_WwKI am blindyou are ugly
dont even have an ari sad enough for my current state of mind
Let's check in on Jools' Annual Hootenanny>the only people who've been to the Moon are twelve white guys from AmericaNice to start the New Year afresh, BBC
bad pony
ronan keating is a butlins tier singer
poo smells lmao
>>218073494ok
>>218073494so you're saying charles will die this year
>>218073461a sporran is basically just a fancy bumbag innit
i remember last year i had a really bad mental breakdown and was screaming and crying in my bedroom and my mum and brother came up to see what was wrongasked my mum to tell me she loved me and she couldn't even do thati simply must move on
i should be executed isis style
rorke riding a nigger into battle
>>218073511oh shut up
>>218073520well they're right. that means we need to pay 19 trillion quid reparations
>>218073496Love you mate
I have one last chance of finding proper gf. A year or two and I will be too old and creepy to date younger girls in their early 20s and my only options left will be single mothers and used up whores
sadly i was not the first person to bench lmao1pl8 at my gym this year but the workout was good regardless
>>218073520Who's on? What they on about the moon for
>>218073527got your attention hasn't he though
>>218073561fuck off
>>218073520That's why we at /brit/ watch bbc alba>>218073549Aye...
yay big bang in the sky! me like sparkly colours
>>218073568ktim
>>218073500the inherent facility of the Brit with popular music cannot be overstated. Even if it's an American genre the Brit adds those little intricate melancholic flourishes to his interpretation. And that's a big part of why I post here sometimes.
Happy new year from your old friend the meister x
>>218073581grow up
>>218073589being a miserable bastard doesn't make you clever mate
>>218073557rorke voting for communism after reading this
>>21807356836...
30 this year but im babygirl coded so it's fine x
Hate cunts who are desperate to be different setting their fucking fireworks off at 1 o clock like I actually hope you get fucking cancer mate genuinely
>>218073623UM x
>>218073568Me going for the 30 something former prudes
i have no friends either that's mental
>>218073568>creepy to date younger girls in their early 20sno such age, anyone who says anything about it just jealous lad x
Book 2, Chapter 7.1. Struggle between Pyrrhus and Rome and Union of Italy
>>21807356832 here and i've given up. every woman i meet is already married/has a long term partner or has kids
>>218073623bent cunt
watching some first amendment audit videos and the fat n*igger with the camera strapped to his chest runs into a beautiful light-hearted 45 year old woman who japes with himreally makes me glad that nice ladies exist :)
>the inherent facility of the Brit with popular music cannot be overstated. Even if it's an American genre the Brit adds those little intricate melancholic flourishes to his interpretation. And that's a big part of why I post here sometimes.
>>218073633We all great mates here xx
might rattle a few favours but sadiq khan is a bro and those were so great fireworks well done mister x
Keep having intense fantasies of sacrificing my life running into a building or stopping a terror attack etc and being a hero Refused to give a homeless man with no legs £2 today because I wanted to get a bottle of water for myself at the shop without getting my card out of my backpack
>>218073557>homonationalismvgh traditional bussy
how do i lovelymaxx in 2026
>>218073520That'll get evened up when all the Chinese get there
>>218073572Maggie Aderin-Pococke is one of the 'celebrities' in the audience, and he asked her predictions for the New Year as she'd said aliens would land in 2025. She mentioned that we're supposed to be going back to the Moon and said that 'we should see the first woman on the Moon and the first person of ethnicity, as so far it's just been twelve guys - twelve white guys - from America'
>>218073629Surely not genuinely though I assume you are being rhetorical?
>>218073662>rattle a few favours???
>>218073638>50 year old bloke dates a 22 year old lasseeeewwww what a creepy old nonce. disgusting>50 year old woman dates a 22 year old ladWEEEEEEWWWWW YOU GO GIRL! WHAT A COUGAR!
right that's the girlfriend dumped
>>218073678- dream that you twirl- looking to the sky- enjoy the life
>>218073555want to hear about my NYE?A girl straight came up to me at uni, we talked for hours about philosophy, and music and art and she was beautiful.She said we should meet up and have drinks for new year.>Going to meet at 10pm>Go to a pub early at 9:30 to have some drinks to up my confidence>wait til 10 before texting her where we'll meet>"Oh i'm just at some party, how about we meet about 11?">Okay.jpg>Have more drinks alone in pub, surrounded by large groups of people laughing with each other>starting to get weird looks by now, it's 10:50pm on new years eve.>Finally leave and start wandering through town, try to call her, no answer, send a text asking where she is>call three more times and no answer>fifth call some guy answers and tells me to "fuck off and get some friends">I can hear her laughing in the background>start crying in the street as i walk, groups of drunk girls laugh and jeer at me>walk aimlessly around for about 2 hours in tears>spend new year sitting alone on a park bench crying, looking at fireworks in every direction>at about 12:40am wander home, my parents and their friends ask me how my date was>my dad looks visibly proud of me>muster a smile "it was great">go up to my room, lock the door, cryI'm never going to trust anyone again, this was the only girl who has talked to me with interest in years.
Some cunt is setting off 1 firework every 3 minutes at 1am, fuck off
>>218073684wonder if an average man doing a full force punch could punch his fist right into her anus?
>>218073665used to work as a tescoid and one time when we were closing we invited this homeless guy to grab some food and he immediately went for the alcohol aisle and tried to steal some cider. last time i ever helped anyone
Happy new year, /brit/
looking to the sky and enjoy the year
>>218073705lithium.
did the USA ever consider the fact trying to plant missiles just outside Moscow in Ukraine might cause some disruption
>>218073710i cant twirl im not a girl
think most of you want a younger gf cos mentally you're barely 18
>>218073711That was last year, let it go mate
>>218073684Can we get more of this on /brit/ please lads?Just the occasional hot as fuck nude picture or video
>>218073729dunno lol
i won't take it but i haven't actually dumped her but i am considering it
>>218073684FUUUCK I was going to save it.
Mad how NASA advertise the Artemis missions like this:>"Among the crew are the first woman, first person of colour, and first Canadian on a lunar mission, and all four astronauts will represent the best of humanity as they explore for the benefit of all," Nice of them to include oppressed victims like women, black, and canadians.
>>218073729no because there were no missiles in ukraine because they're already in turkey, poland, estonia and finland plus nukes in germany
In 2026 I might just say what thinkSee how that goes down
my new years resolution will be to continue being a NEETif employers won't accept a two year gap in my CV then they certainly won't accept a three year gap so why bother
why wasnt i born female
>>218073739you can post as much nsfw content as you want on /bant/just saying
>>218073712Mate do u live near me what the fuck ll
>>218073757they should put an incel on the crew
>>218073731perpetuating harmful gender norms is not very lovely lamb
howling thinking about all the dogs traumatised by the fireworks
>>218073739say no more pal ;)
>>218073702>eeeewwww what a creepy old nonce. disgustingonly people who say this are jealous soylords mate, if I say >eewwww waht a disgusting creep eating chocolate, are you never gonna eat chocolate again?
heather small on jools holland. looks like she's sent her car through a crusher whilst still sat in the driver's seat
>>218073753hodl
>>218073757
>botnet nonce is a noncewhat a surprise
tor wank
get the young fitties posted
>>218073688Nigger
Turned over to 8 out of 10 Cats and Judi Love is making a 'huwhite food bad' jokes to rapturous applause from the audienceNot even an hour into the New Year and two negresses have insulted my race twice
>>218073690No I mean it seriously
>>218073781im having a gender identity crisis
>>218073790bet that van absolutely reeks
>>218073785Surely it would be a very bad decision to click that?
>>218073783Is that a thing in the UK? Out here nobody gives a fuck about muh dogerinos.
>>218073711Did you talk to her at all in the week since uni ended?
got half a bottle of prosecco and more benson blues than you can shake a stick atplus a crate of guinness and a crate of staropramenand a bottle of merlot that i'll have with a steak latermy new year's day's looking pretty good right nowhow's yours going?
>>218073711Nary a word
>>218073790NO she need a welsh man she said it herself shut up
have drank wine, beer, baileys and prosecco
this wench on the playojo advert is pengkeryn matthew be her name ooh-arrrrr
>>218073763>>218073720excellent posts
>>218073843grow up
>>218073790Would shag her rotten
right properly steamuibng nwo
>>218073820But how would you actually feel if you find out in a month they actually got cancer?
>>218073840dog owners think it's an outrage that anyone would set off a firework within a mile of their precious furbaby
can’t believe I’m quitting drinking for the foreseeable future and I didn’t even get that drunk I might take a couple cans with me to bed
>>218073849have drank beer, wine, gin, vodka, prosecco and now bourbon
>>218073849black coffee and three pepsi maxes for me, all in the last ninety minutes
2025 was a bad year. 2026 so far very nice
wanna go to bed but mum is drunk and is arguing with her friend on the phone
>>218073461mousey goin- live in a sec. https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaereally only expect one person to come, but there are others too :3 better than the halfcast nigga streams but yeah. also want you to ask loads of questions
got the nirvana on since someone said lithium
>>218073868lighten up
rorke attempting to smuggle an absolute treasure trove of beer bokkles out into the bin without having them clink together too loudly and risk alerting his mum that he's a degenerate alky who drinks alone in his smelly bedroom
>>218073889glad you're enjoying it lad x
>>218073873I’d go round their house yeah and say I heard u got cancer yeah fuck you im glad you got cancer you’re a fucking cunt and I hope it’s the worst
mousey liv in 5 mins https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaebrb
>>21807388970 minutes into 2026. Only 525530 minutes to go! We can do it!
what the squibidi
fake fucking mousey
>>218073935is that a pokemon
need to trim my toe nails
mental how alcohol makes you feel depressed if you have any inclination towards depressioni drink and i want to kill myself
OK i will watch it !!
>>218073918Is this pedo ai?
Jessie J looks like she smells of old fanny.
Mice postedI repeatMice posted
>>218073912lol this is me except my mum is dead and i live alone but i live in a nice area so emptying the cans into the recycling makes an embarrassing racket
>>218073825Why do you say that
yeah so Dresden was justified
>>218073912This was me 2 years ago now i live on my own and im a teetotaler chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7neipvZ_H0c
Comfy
getting turkey teeth this year
Oooh shit it's followed throughOh shit I've followed through manFucking hell, I've followed throughFucking, I've got to change my underpants nowFollowed through, I've followed through an' I? Fucking hellFucking hell I've just fucking shit my pants, yeahI've followed through an' I?
fel sick
>>218073957That's a turkroach
sir pedo ai
>>218073711>Going to meet at 10pm >wait til 10 before texting her where we'll meet This is where you went wrongBitch for laughing at you though
>>218073972alri survive the jive lad
Drank a bunch of big whiskys and now I'm sleepy
a year is only 8760 hours
>>218073981hurry up and be sicksomething insane might be happening
some people are still in 2025 OH MY DAYS
been very gassy today. burping and farting nonstop
dont want to grow old and die as a man must transition asasp
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rainYou are young and life is long and there is time to kill todayAnd then one day you find ten years have got behind youNo one told you when to run, you missed the starting gunAnd you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinkingRacing around to come up behind you againThe sun is the same in a relative way, but you're olderShorter of breath and one day closer to deathEvery year is getting shorter, never seem to find the timePlans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled linesHanging on in quiet desperation is the English wayThe time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say
spending nye being bad at wordle
Bbc alba cutie
oh it’s 2026 is it?GRIND MODE = ACTIVATED
>>218074006ktim for another 6 hours
>>218074031based
>>218074005whats happening i fee lsvery sick and sad
>>218074019Same lad
>>218074010dont be daft. trans are freaks
remember when myanmar had a leader for like 3 years and was relatively stable, but then became a war-torn shithole again haha x
>>218074041toby streaming on twitch
>>218074035she comes off as very performative
>>218074065fake toby you buffoon
>>218074035are roobs x
>>218074049i am a freak i hate myself and will kill myself if i have to live as a man fkr the bext 40+ years
reckon niggers and jeets and all other nonwhite genetic timewasters should be forced to go back to whatever thirdie shitskin country they've come from
ruby granger my perfect wife... my bird.....
>>218074035yea that's mint i'll post that
the goal
>>218074069Want her to perform sex to my penis
U know what I’m daring u keep setting off them fucking fireworks and am gonna come round ur fucking house in a minute I swear
https://youtu.be/pXe7Hz-BibU?si=CzrZSTOA7EDEgtC9
racismlad isnt toning it down for a new years resolution i see
>>218074104low bar that mate. some smelly, low-effort tranny? can do a bit better than that right?
>>218074113Rasheed and pawel are gonna set off fireworks all night long and you aint gonna do shit rorke lets face it
thought i saw a peng ting at the gym earlier but on closer inspection she had kinda leathery skin and was probably like 40those pink booty shorts women wear in the gym can be deceptive lads
>>218074122Hes a niggerdly man
right that's me feeling quite dysphoric again
>>218074104a 3/10, mentally ill white girl that reads slop?
fireworks? wouldn't know about that. Got the autism ear protectors on you see. Sleep like a baby while wearing them
Happy new year lads.I love each and every one of you, my brothers
>>218074128you've lost all touch with reality
>>218074104luv her so much
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
he's not going live is he
brothers such a weird bastard man he won’t drink around me been in the pub with him tonight I’m on my 6 or 7th pint and he’s only had a half pint and 2 or 3 diet cokes and he’s not driving either
>>218074177He's listening to Pink Floyd - Time (slowed + reverb)
>>218074104Need my head in between her and Ruby's fat arses
>>218074150>>218074177
>>218074161Let’s. Get. That. Bread.
>>218074182>6 or 7th pint
sitting under the covers with toby, gentle stroking his hair and telling him that the loud fireworks will be over soon and to not be scared
>>218074205fucking um
>>218074203Nothing wrong with that
>>218074182based not-bowing-to-peer-pressure brother
Here’s to a jolly new yearhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8CCf7gvmDEU
>>218074145She's at least a 7
>>218074217SIX SEVENNNN
umug petal needs a h>>218074150>>218074177
>>218074217Sixsevennnnnnn
was invited to attend a friend of a friend's but when I texted to see how it was going he described it as a "chill gathering" so I didn't bother
>>218074164going to have a little trannynonce cry now are you?
he got stage fright >.<
2026 has to be better than 202.5 it just has to be
Beer hangovers are much better than wine hangovers.
>>218074193
>>218074243you've got trannies on the brain you closeted bent freak
>>218074241>when I texted to see how it was going he described it as a "chill gathering"
>>218074238
>>218074238was just saying this down pub
>>218074238big hug darling x
>>218074258ah right so yes you are. got it
>>218074252Been on both tonight so well see init
>>218074271i accep
idea: women, but they dont get up and fucking shuffle things around randomly for no reason
I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.
>>218073648that 4.5 minute scene took two 12-hour shooting days to film.they really thought they were going to get an emmy out of it
>>218073900helloi am ready to ask LOTS of questions
>>218074274>Michelangiolonot having thatnot having that at all
Wouldn't be New Years without woke fireworks would it
bittersweet symphoney
>>218073655luka really let himself go after the initial weight loss
Oh man, I'm fucked boys. Think I'll just have some more beers and pass out in bed with telly on. Need to clear my head, it's all fucked
insame how some girls just get to be cute automatically with no effort
>>218074315and all the dogs suffering, that's the best part
>>218074296Was born in 07 so
cowboy bebop
2026 is the year the goverment forces isp's to block 4chan
>>218074331unc is 19 now :skull:
young heaaaaaaarts be freeeeee tonight
you all got back from your nights out already??
blizzard outside, probably deadly winds, wind chill, just miserable weather all around, cant see a thingand yet, what do I hear? the infernal pop of a fire work? ah, that appears to be so!
>>218074343I wish!
>>218073928it's been 20 minutes where is she
Deleted all my video games from my laptop. Won't be needing them in the next year. Will sink the last of my pint and then that will be end of my time posting /brit/ again for a few years.I had stopped playing video games and posting on /brit/ for 3 years until this December which was a particularly bleak one. But I shall not carry the snow on my boots into the new year.
>>218074331pathetic
>>2180743432026 is the year coomer starts working again
i want>>218074374 >>218074374e>>218074374 >>218074374be>>218074374 girl
>>218074359you can't suffer in Canada
>>218074300it's actually a correct (albeit archaic) alternate spelling
>>218074374A clue gained
Can’t believe I let my dog get fat I’m such a bad owner I just love him too much
you're supposed to stop playing video games when you're 15 ffs
>>218074360It's inevitable
>>218074286>you'll never lose me>or me or me or me or me or me or me or me or me astounds me how shit paid professional writers can be
was born in 2023 though biologically i was born in 1999
>>218074386
>>218074296cracking post mate nice one
>>218074374Godspeed man
Posting from the club on my phone right now. Can't believe you virgins are actually on 4chan during NYE. Imagin hahdfoisdf fcusk i cnt type woman al ovre me threyre swraming me cnt see The phone screen lmao latre fraeks
>>218074396genuinely cannot fathom how people let dogs get fathalf an hour walk on a night and don't overfeed the thingit's not hard
>>218074104Pretty sure I made this screenshot like 4 years ago
im peeing hi
some lad on here said he had a christmas wishlista fully grown man. some of you need to grow the fuck up.
>>218074419good yank post
>>218074377Can’t choose when u was born m8
you sunk my battleship
don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>218074396grim nonce i bet you let that disgusting animal in your bed and all
my older brother has PTSD from the army so if you could keep the fireworks to a minimum that would be grand thanks
>>218074460you're peeing
BLACK gf 2026
>>218074464I love him so much it hurts
>>218074436munya chawawa mentioned
>>218074464jewish anglican freak
what's the REAL DEAL with mr burns assistant smithers
>>218074464Hitch 2.0 100% correct yet again
>>218074464been saying this for years now
sir mars volta
>>218074461No he’s never even been upstairs once>>218074428I walk him twice a day everyday I just wfh and he begs for treats all day and I give in
>>218074470peeing myself while you tease me
>>218074464based and redpilled
Toilfu wants to slow things down now after the morning after pill incident this morning. My shits all fucked up, I'm still not sure where I stand. Hold me boys
>>218074461My mum's dog is overweight and sleeps in her bedGrim
>>218074485Fuck off retard>>218074498Evening babe x
>>218074464petey will always be the lesser hitchens
threads just gone gay so that's me done for the night
I don’t know why you stop at the Anglo-Saxons. They invaded this land only about 1,600 years ago, and took it by force from the indigenous people (and they weren’t Christians to begin with). Those indigenous people were themselves made up of many earlier invasions, including of course the mongrel Romans to whom we are about 3% to 6.5% related.The Anglo-Saxons descended from tribes that migrated to Western Europe from somewhere round the Russian Steppes. So we and Putin have some common blood too. Those tribes were some of the descendants of ‘original man’, who came out of Africa and was black. The blackness faded in the colder northern climate.If you want to associate yourself with the original culture of this land, look to the Neanderthals of about fifty thousand years ago.
>>218074398Daft. Why? Are you meant to stop reading fiction at a certain age as well? Stop watching TV? Just be a serious adult yeah?
>>218074498love this post more
>>218074464he's a bit autistic isn't he
>>218074398imagine letting some random snob dictate what hobbies you're allowed to enjoyvideo games are the premier entertainment medium of our ageit's sad that some people will miss out because of some bullshit cultural stigma that isn't even real
feeling blue balled by the fake toby twitch
>>218074519Nah Christopher was a mong, Pete's fab
>>218074357
In 2026 I will settle for a:>Paki gf>Black gf>Fat goth gf>Fat Jewish gf>Fat gf>A gfBut preferably I would like a >Lucy Pinder type gf>Art hoe gf>a cute gf>a gfBut beggars can't be choosers
>>218074485
>>218074464
>>218074464someone with a twitter account hat him for me please
ate too much and now my tummy hurts
genunely cannot understand why you would ever do that get a woman to slice your bellend off with a knife It’s gone now it’s gone forever you can never wank piss or shag normally ever again and you’re now gonna have to go to hospital and explain what happened unless you want to die from blood loss or infection
>>218074540samethe posts seem genuine though I don't think it's a fake
lol trannies in shambles. bad start to 2026 for those lads lmao!
>>218074570yeah mad innit
>>218074581how so
>2026you still live with your parents, btw
yeah there’s my first resolution completed
NEW>>218074605>>218074605>>218074605
>>218074512You probably acted nervous and gave her the ick. Thankfully, that was last year, and your real life starts now.
>>218074595you will always be raped
>>218074531sorryu im drunk x
>>218074296enjoy a good abstract but weirdly accurate meme so i do
>>218074604m? dlting "" prsonaly
>>218074595Parent***Singular
>>218074595You've been raped
>>218074619
>>218074570who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down
>>218074389anjang tate
>>218074069rubes is a performer
Told my mate the shop down the road serves me duty fee baccy baveause I'm not pish sounding and he is and he took it terribly and started accusing me, an Essex boy through and through, of also being posh sounding
