New thread, new year.
Yummy
*sits next to you at the cinema**opens my share bag of mccoys*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4nHsvFXhiM*starts munching on them whilst you're trying to enjoy the film*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKwmeWo5TK8(hope you enjoyed this 4D post lads haha x)
do women like when you bury your face in their arses
Is the film Labyrinth worth a watch?
There ain't no fun in livingAnymoreAnd I don't feel much like livingCan't see what forThere ain't no life left in me, I feel a bit funnyLike a ghost with nowhere to goMy hope is gone and left meA desperate man[Verse 3]There’s no spunk left in meI feel so hollow in meSo empty, so empty, so empty, so emptyA big chunk of what I was is goneAnd left me a desperate man
>>218076001Yeah
>>218075999some do, some dont. as everyone is an individual its best just to ask
2 hours left til 2026
well i've enjoyed this little chat, but i'm going to speak to someone else
>>218076001Yeah it's fantastic
>>218076021>>218076053its on at everyman cinema on sunday after next
......................
how's it foing
>>218076069all in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
My uncle called my mom telling her that I was "sharing too much" on facebook. I was always using facebook to post pictures of my vacation, some pictures of sunsets, and my baked goods (cookies). I opened up recently and posted some selfies of myself, also a video of a concert. My facebook is closed to non-friends so I don't see the problem. I think they are making a fuss about me being goth and getting a piercing. It's actually crazy how offended people are over goths, punks, emos, and metalheads. A few days ago someone on the streets was crying about me wearing a cross in vain. You can't make this shit up. Can't they just grow up?
so empty so empty so empty so empty
HAPPY POO YEAR TO THE POONITED KINGDOM
>>218076084*yawn*
33 soon... no job... shelf stocking is all I have on my CV... no education... live in east london... still at home... 5'6...my dream... is to live in a quiet and safe village somewheremy reality... is... posting on /brit/ at 03:06 on new years dayhowever I am not a virgin wahey!
>>218076113That's my same exact reaction to them.
>>218076122FONT
>>218076122leave it to christ
>>218076122>33nice totally subtle freemason sign who are you signaling to? 77th brigade? still seething the met is fighting you evil fucks?
>>218076084>unironically still using faceberg in 2026grim
there's a heaven and there's a star for you
it's literally easier than every to get in to skilled work nowadays>free to go to uni>vocational courses for well paying careers like tradesYou're a NEET by choice, a career is different than being a minimum wage wagie, at least you have a little bit of power to decide your own fate.unless you're a schizophrenic freak then you probably should stay a NEET for society's benefit
actually crying
>>218076144don't understand (I am low IQ)>>218076131never understand what FONT means and get told it on here often
>>218076164nope, everything is done by brown people and AI now, even your meme job wont last more than a decade now
>>218076164
>>218076164what trade can I learn though bearing in mind I am low IQ and get horribly car sick so I couldn't drive a van?
i don't like "hull" city
>>218076149It's commonplace here for zoomers. My biggest concern was my business page there, which was necessary, but that has mostly moved onto other sites these days. Now it's mostly for finding events/concerts or marketplace. Maybe it's time to stop using faceboom.
>>218076205dudi dudi dam dam
can't believe he just said that
>>218076168*pets you on the back* cheer up old fellow :))
Getting my daily dose of Asmongold and Clavicular lads
>>218076189ok rorke>>218076198WTF is this real!?!?!>>218076200nobody said it had to be a trade, plenty of skilled white collar work around
>>218076205Was just saying before about how Hull should be blown up
happy new year, queers
screechinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/b8kIJkYJxM0
>>218076200gong farmer
Official /brit/ Theme for the New Yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doh9ynStTlA
just done a big cry of many tears to this dont know why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeditFOPdis
>wear a black shirt>everyone asks if i've lost weight
idea: umm
>>218076232same gonna do my daily bone smashing in a minute x
>>218076249*freddy gong watcher
>>218076251>dude he can play the piano and sing normally but hes hecking mentally ill and it sounds vintage brooo
any new years resolutions?
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NvaVSABu4E
>>218076300older.fatter.balder.
what's the name of that guy on youtube who is annoying and wrong about everything... you know who I'm talking about
Kek that really is Toby. He's got Pokemon Go.
>>218076320nick fuentes
>>218076300to kill myself could have done it by now!
>>218076314was never a fan of daft punks later stuff
Settle an argument: was Conan peak Arnie physique or no?
right cant stop crying
>>218076335most massageable for sure
why are you still here? I thought OFCOM rangebanned bongs?
>>218076335if you drop kicked this arnie from behind right in his spine, do you think he would feel it? I don't mean do you think it would hurt him, I mean do you think he would even feel it? well of course he would. so no, peak arnie is him from a few years ago when that random guy drop kicked him in the spine and arnie let him go with no charges because he didn't even feel it happen.
/brit/ is deadfriend group discord is asleep twitter is boring rnyoutube recommended is shitjust a terrible night
>>218076373how lovely is 2026 already
this is unironically like a christmas gift
literally hosting people tonight and i have to hide in the bedroom for a bit because my stupid nausea had to show up full forcecan i please just not be a massive retard for once in my life
cunt outside will not stop intermittently screaming at the top of his lungs fuck off cunt
Fucking hell the little cousin gets the phone set up as a hotspot and he downloads 32 gigabytes of digital crap on Roblox what the fuck even is
sir gardev0id
i spun
>>218076399SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US
being sick
alri
well my collar's blue but my neck is red
>>218076407how do you download stuff from roblox
>>218076455wouldnt you like to know
glod
well my bum is white but my hole is pink
>>218076426>.<
any arsegaylians in?
>>218076438she turned the weans against you mate aye?
>>218076444same except dry heaving
attention NOW
>>218076505type in toby twitch chat
listening to Pet Shop Boys
>>218076444same except shitting and screaming through the neighbours letterbox
>>218076516west end girls and uhhhhh.....won-hit wonder
>>218076487Not i, but try to convince me
>>218076512n o
>>218076455I assume it's like gmod where joining the server requires you downloading a bunch of assets like character models with cat ears.It didn't cost me any money but holy fuck I was hair's breadth away from being charged $20 for every 2 gigabytes that got used until midnight tonight.
>>218076469i still play roblox sometimes tbqh
still 4 and a half hours of 2025toil...
>>218076540
FUCKING UM
>>218076534i like a lot of their stuff even if they weren't hits 2bqhwydl
lots of nonces on roblox, seen some nonce hunter videos...
poor lad's got himself into chemsex
What happens if a member of the gentry loses all his money, do they take his title away
ummmmmm
Sir rolls his own cigs
>>218076572>>218076568>6568▶>File: 1765987920726064.jpg (38 KB, 208x275)whapepend
>>218076581toby showed his face
right well that was a mousey face reveal
>>218076564duno how they can get boners when hepped up on goofballs (amphetamine)
this stream is lynchian
>>218076516Love 80s britpop Love 90s brit rockHate pakis and wogs Simple as
>>218076577me on the bottom
Did anyone cap it?
>>218076605what was it?
got Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd) on the record player
mousenonce is streaming now? quite the development in his lore
>>218076617patriot
>>218076617no you dontbe quiet
poured another runk but ti>>218076615i might dir if i drink it
>>218076605This is about all there is I'm afraid>>218076578
>>218076605In my puter as we speak
>>218076232asmongold was my most viewed youtube channel this year, luv putting on some cheel asmon and playing some vidya
atb
he actually didn't even look bad at all
>>218076577well this isnt gay porn is it
New choir around, round baby round round
not toby
Mouse streaming? Mouse face reveal? What the hell are you talking about (I just got here)
cut mylifeintopieces
he needs to stop streaming at 1280p
>>218076623might listen to Wish You Were Here next
I need the other webm aussie, the sucky sucky one please
>>218076542sneaky little bugger. not sure how it works but glad you caught it in time
rorke pronouncing qantas with a hard "K"
>>218076654>>218076082
true tobyheads will know he's already had a face reveal
how is everyone so sure bonnie blue shagged all those blokes when as far as im aware it wasn't filmed?
>>218076647gn
>>218076680i filmed it
completely missed that fallout s2 startedmadshall get on it
>>218076705its dog shit
love it tobes!
>>218076719
Is it really him?
yeah this general is completely dead and ruined now
>>218076719It's definitely an image. Let's try and stabilise it.
>>218076731He's got Pokemon GO on his phone and he's also told people not to talk about where we came from.
>>218076751ok
>>218076731yes he confirmed it multiple times
it's a fake toby you mongs
sir joker laugh
>>21807676767 sc
>>218076751Brit will never die, even if Queer Bummer holds his breath and pouts until a fart peeks out of him.
abla
mousey hasnt posted here in years
>>218076335It's somewhat more natural, he actually had to lose weight and tone down for the role.
The gift that keeps on giving
Mit mouseys gegenangriff wird alles in Ordnung kommen.
>>218076335nah his peak was when he was competing in the 70s
2026, the year i become a woman
the arse that keeps on pooing
Survived the pre-New Year disassociation, the woke fireworks, the too many drinks, the text arguments and the late night music videosNow it's just me and catberg
>>218076831i also survived my venture into the normoid realm
>catberg
would it work?
>>218076831Why were the fireworks woke? Lol
>>218076865yeah but you need to wear gloves
churchill remembered being in the whomb
>>218076849janny, i demand you strike down this post with all your might
>>218076865Well I mean having shite on your head isn't that desirable is it
>>218076868
For all you retards out there, here this letter q with the little tick on it or hey isn't that a little thorn.Q is the missing letter thorn It is meant to represent the th sound for our dumb as fuck babel language.What;s going on here; you agree?
>no one can buy ram because i keep using anime filters on bradleys
Doing a watch
>>218076831what a nice looking fellow. Good cat right there
>>218076909the fabled cat berg
things that bother you never bother me i feel happy and fine
>>218076903pleather leggings on fat slags makes my cock feel weird
>>218076901
>>218076890why is wales, england and scottish flag in the middle but not ireland
lynchian kino coming fromhorsehorsehorsumusumae. like losing your mind
>>218076932screeching
Okay the anime Brad gimmique is doing it for me
>>218076932>The more I learn about this Hitler guy the less I care for him
fireworks going mega mental
Groids and beans are getting loud and there's still 4 hrs to go to ny
>>218076922Chacd, o had te lan axglay rut?Qas laxgogh az qa lataral tu av bubal amplamantuyan
>>218076967well it is nye. everyone is partying
What time are you lads getting up tomorrow
>>218076978idw to party much. wish i had a nice cozy evening with a girl who loved me, someone like Ruby. I want to cry. I've never had anyone.
the shape of new jersey looks like alfred hitchcock wearing a fez
He's having a melty in his own twitch chat lol
>>218077002it was always going to be a write-off so im just doing an all-nighter and into the morning
>>218077014cwltshc
>>218077014there are just some lads where you look at them and you just stop caring about whether or not you're straight
>>218077005well then i suggest you get yourself out there and find a gf. she wont fall into your lap. it might require you to step outside your comfort zone but its the only way
>>218077005same westcoastbro
>>218077045ok batty boy
wish mouselord would just take us for an incelwalk
>>218077047yeah you're right. thanks for the reply bong. i need to work on myself and learn how to socialize better.
ASMR 3 Hours of Toby Configuring Android Settings
>>218077077
>>218077005
>>218077002probably about 2pm. ill be asleep by 5ami usually get 7 hours if its uninterrupted sleep. then ill go to the loo and return to bed. i dont usually get back to sleep but ill put on records, do some reading, or watch youtube and post on here.
well that's mousey done for isn't it
>>218077071id recommend breaking down your desired improvements into smaller chunks to make it more manageable and achievable. dont expect an overnight transformation
We finally had our first snow this winter here in Budapest! Happy New yYear, lads!
>>218077112Comfy
hungary be kiddin me
>>218077112based. love snow me. looking forward to getting amongst it when i go skiing in austria soon
yhe ihpne
Mouse is defeated Android wins
Every language family / grouping has 12 languages, each of a population size of 10 million. Such explains the origin of Japan's strange air of superiority (with 120 million pop.)The 12 lost tribes of Israel wtf is this story in the bible makes this top level science for this shit hole's angle of attack.
Why even have an Android in the first place? Most apps are fine tuned for iPhone.
met some grown adults today who were born in 2005 and immediately though of the 9/11 bradders
>Why even have an Android in the first place? Most apps are fine tuned for iPhone.
>>218077151heathermongs new obsessions just dropped
>>218077154I have a cheap android I bought like 4 years ago and it still works great I had a flagship Huawei phone once and it died in under 2 years
uh oh
>>218077091imagine living a peaceful life with are roobs, inheriting all the wealth once her parents croak it and just living together in to old age
still got half a bottle of wine left but i really shold go to bed
>>218077209might as well finish it first
might go camping for a few days and have a word with godberg
>>218077221ever shag him up the arse?
>>218077221bears might get you
>>218077198no i shant imagine that
>>218077164I went mental in Rotterdam Border customs once and chucked mine in a bin, my passport was in two pieces and they threatened me with prison overnight but I proved I was EU cit after my bus has gone then lost 400 pounds on brown town taxis that did one cycle of the ring road before they look at you destination. One fucking stop away and they went all the way round the ring road first. Plus I was in heavy WD the whole holiday from heroin (fat peoples drug don't ask)
on my last legsmy other legs? all used up
>>218077255didnt ask
>>218077264godspeed legslad
>>218077251please imagine it
>>218077091mental how she looks so utterly peng here and yet such dogshit in her other pics
>>218077271
so jewgle images has become unusable and the internet sucks yet zogman is telling me computer is better than ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i1Szq6GM8&list=RDh0i1Szq6GM8&start_radio=1Just had a big kick off with my big sister and little sister because I'm a Catholic and they're not.
>>218077279no
>>218077173East coast of england is germaninc west i.e. birmingham is celtic all the way up, so just 20 million here, also east germany is all slavic berlin meaning forested area in slavic (Russian speaker). Now add it up!
>>218077304
>>218077267Then fuck off lol why you here arch bitch
>>218077299just become catholic last month aye?
>>218077299why aren;t they catholic?
Android defender? Isn't that an anti virus
>>218077318because fuck you thats why
might shower up, get a shave in. can't be entering the new year with a sour arse and stubble
>>218077325I am baptised. It's why there is such a chasm between me and my sisters
>>218077311Checked, Mind Pict North Western as anomalous and the germanic celtic divide is clear from this map yeah
>>218077356seems like a strange and trivial thing to get upset about
>>218077356why aren't they baptised?
>>218077369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swvr_AjS73E&list=RDSwvr_AjS73E&start_radio=1I know. I'm just proud of being a Catholic >>218077386Thank Luther
>>218077340Oh sorry, Im not a chan lifer anymore and don't talk the talk for nice yethence this post
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaeAll in here
>>218077410Ror
>>218077392>I'm just proud of being a CatholicPride is a sin mate.
>>218077392Denominationalism and factionalism is basically the opposite of what Christ preached. Try to be more Christlike in your approach and in your daily life.
MELTY LIVESTREAM GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>218077392thinking transubstantiation is real is bizarre
>>218077443What denomination are you?
anyone here watched the Rose livestream?Happy new year btw
>>218077455none
>>218077460shut yup you wop dago bastard
Suck my actual penis, you English dogs.
>>218077440What's with all the noise?
Basque is celtic like asturias and galicia, also counting northen france (explains why it's weird af there for race riders) Spoken French is simply Occitan. Anatolia is all greek including historical macedonia into bosnia. All 120 million
>>218077472This nigga is crazy zeee
>>218077473Basques were around before the celts, heathermong.
>>218077470fuck you asshole, why dont you make me.
screaming what the hell is happening in that stream?
>>218077473A pieceQ is thorned??!!???
botnet melty
>>218077494take one step into barnstaple and your jaw will be vaporised
>>218077495Megamelty
mousey hallucination simulator
>>218077495
>>218077491>Chucks burning acorn at you
genuinely laughing so fucking hard at this
>>218077515Rest in bepis
>>218077513he's actually real
>>218077515
so much for an early night. i suppose ill go to bed. take off my clothes and get under the covers. get comfy and sleep
Can't believe this is real
>>218077510unc lives in "barnstaple" and thinks he's tuff :crying_emoji: :wilted_flower:
botpooniggermeltychungus
>I invited Afghan migrants into my home after they messaged me on an LGBT dating app ... I thought they were just shy but they ended up running off with my phoneleftypol mate...
Today will go do in the annals of the history of /brit/
hangover has passed
new years resolution? see avatar 3 more times
What a shithole.
whos that girl running around with you
>I invited Afghan migrants into my home after they messaged me on an LGBT dating app
>>218076922mythical Tiny Tim pull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxzXxC7a1-Uepstein lowkey the GOAT
>>218077597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXsPKE1eD0E
>>218077598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG0vH4WYChQ&list=RDNG0vH4WYChQ&start_radio=1Yank niggers that know not their ancestral songs
>>218077621toby livestreaming not a drillhttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>218077592ideal male living space
>>218077557nothing is real
ayo, imma slave n sheit
>>218077628aye right away tae fuck
>>218074605>>218074605
rorke banging on his somali neighbour's door in south london and accusing them of running a daycare
leftypol shagging kids
>>218077630Yeah not with me here. Eh?Imagine what would happen if the plutonium mill blew up lol, yeah lol ha yeah guys
>>218077672settle down schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAsdo0zMUyA&list=RDtAsdo0zMUyA&start_radio=1nigger
>>218077614you must be confused. i dont open any links posted in /brit/
>>218077660got me again ha lol nice one guy
>>218077685erm you cant say that actually
>>218077648lol
>>218077683At least I'm not another fat nigger that lives here
holy kino
toby talking about having 8 gallons of piss https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>218077700We can, who else can, listen to that, you nigger nigger nig
>>218077733>>218077733>>218077733
>>218077749>>218077749>>218077749
>>218076831corrweird-arsed looking kittingtonshire
>>218077648lmao
