Ayodeji Malcolm Guite edition
Still haven't done a poo this yearmaybe tomorrow
I think I'm gay
right that's it then, festivities done for another year
mad how ugly I amIt’s okay tho2026 is gonna be good for me
I just don't understand this Tracy Emin art
>>218080033£5 says the head of his penis is exactly the same shape as his actual head in this photo
>>218080048It's what the CCP want>>218080050You want sushi with that?
>>218080073show us how ugly you are, i doubt you're that bad
might just go back to sleep
Would you have a 100% blind girlfriend or a 100% deaf girlfriend If you had to choose
me can't believe it not custard
the trick to the new thread is, you have to wait a few beats before you post what it is you actually WANTED to post (and were hoarding in the old)if you don't take those few beats then your belter post ends up shoulder to shoulder with whatever drivel the mongs were holding on to. Examples:>>218080054>>218080065>>218080068Imagine your thumbnail was sandwiched in between all that crap. Anyone's eyes would skim over it in a second and you'd receive zero (You)s. Amateur hour stuff.
>>218080095Yeah I would actually
ok
>>218080095deaf because I don't like dogsalso feel like you'd have to a lot for a blind person while a deaf person would be more independent
photography used to be so sovl
>>218080088Not him but do u think im ugly
>>218080131
>>218080129pretty sure they do dogs for deaf people now
>>218080095there's a popular animu about having a deaf GFhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Sign_of_Affection
Donald McCullin has some of the spirit of the early photographers, but it still isn't quite at the same level. I do love his work though.
>>218080149how's that then? they got a dog that can not only understand english but also write it down on a piece of paper?
>>218080155That’s for nonces tho
>>218080086China is the most free market capitalist system in the world. No safety nets exist. But because they have a red flag and vague commie symbolism, mongs believe China has anything to do with Marxism.
Adger Cowans' beautiful 'Icarus' is one of my favourite works of photography though.
>>218080149mental
>>218080155On the topic of deaf gf manga, I thought both the anime and the film adaptation of A Silent Voice were excellent. The film somehow did an incredible job of cramming everything in.
>>218080170Nah probably the dog will come and tell you that someone’s knocking at the door or something
>>218080166powerful
>>218080170dogs can read cursive, unlike _____
>>218080203Such a powerful image!
>>218080186look at that little faggot dog lmao
>>218080203no nazi's what in bradford?
>>218080196just as well, otherwise you'd never know you won the postcode lotterySOMEONE'S KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR
>>218080177I don't mean literally communist, but the CCP is cracking down on overt displays of wealth and luxury, it's a part of "chinese values">>218080188Very true, a silent voice was very good
>>218080203looks like they need a few grammar nazi's to teach them about the grocer's - or grocers' - apostrophe
how come animals always know? https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767255954447671.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1767210809800899.mp4
>>218080203Indeed.
>>218080229one of the many reasons you can't trust grocers
>>218080095deaf because blind people tend to look a bit retarded with the way their eyes move about
>>218080242Horses are dangerous, I would never walk up to a strange one and touch it like that
>>218080247you obviously haven't stared at a redundant ear recently then
>>218080242kek love watching vids of tourists thinking they're some sort of attractionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTr50aHGDnI
commencing operation Have Sex In 2026
absolutely insane what the red queen did to herself over the years. I'm glad she's retired to help herself now though, much as I miss her body
>>218080283They literally are a tourist attraction. They don’t protect shit, if they did there wouldn’t be 100 armed police around them. If a terrorist came in the armed police would shoot him, do you think the bloke on a horse with a sword is going to do anything? They are tourist attractions
>>218080290As your commanding officer, before I can give the go ahead, i need to know what you think the chances of success of this operation are
Want to sleep more as I'm shattered but feel like it would be a waste of the day as I'm back to toil on the 5th. Already done 2 liquid shits this morning, stomachberg in pieces right now, from stress I imagineFuck SAKE
>>218080276wait do ears sort of wither away if they're not being used then?
>>218080319You'd stand zero chance against a person on a horse with a sword. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalry
>>218080319*holding back tears*ok chud i'm sorry, i recant my post, you're right and I'm wrong
new Damien Talks Money just dropped
here we are lads the people who didn't go out last night haha
>>218080295woah you're telling me a western white woman ruined her body? Who could have predicted this turn of events!
Anyone else feel like humanity has just kinda given up?
@grok, put horseberg in a bikini
liquid poo lad really has been having a rough old time of it this past week
>>218080376some aspects have, others haven't and presumably never will as for them there's nothing to see beyond "benis in bagina feel good" and having 6 kids
>>218080357>get as high a salary as you can and max pension contributions>live within your means>have £5-6k in the bank for emergences in a high interest savings account>invest up to £20k/year in an stocks and shares ISA in an index fund>invest any more in a GIA in an OEIC>?????>millionaireliterally solved personal finance right here
>>218080270my dad used to walk behind police horses and pat them on the arse
>>218080376everyone knows something drastic needs to be done but no one wants to be the one who does it (including me)but every year we hit a new low and instead of being outraged it's just oh yeah things aren't great at the moment haha
>>218080322well my social skills with women have improved dramatically over the past year and I also had more physical contact from females in 2025 than all the previous years combined so I would say a solid 75% chance of success sir
>>218080426>just earn more money broyeah great stuff
>>218080426um what if you owe 40 grand to Klarna on tick for dominos pizzas and asos clobber
need a princess zelda gf
>>218080426>max pension contributionslol
>>218080443consensual sex with hapa women
England to me is a cup of tea. How many sugars? I'm sweet enough! England to me is Caribbean barbers with the sharpest trim. It's Christian neighbours saying happy Hanukkah mate And Muslim mums saying Merry Christmas love. You think you're seeing flags now? Wait until the World Cup's on. Then you'll know about flags my son. Because this is what English means to me: Is loving each other No matter which colour we are, Where we're from or who your God is. This is England. This is the United Kingdom.
think the last time i went out on NYE was maybe 2004 when i was 15
>>218080478Why isn't northern Ireland in the inner circle with England Wales and Scotland
Sir Max Pension
>>218080463>>218080474you DO have a job, right anon?>>218080464haha alri deano lad, how much are the payments on them turkey teeth and the beard transplant?>>218080447Very good, go ahead, good luck soldier.
>>218080508>you DO have a job, right anon?sureprivate pensions are a memeliterally zero guarantee that money will be there in 2055 or whatever
>>218080493Why do they keep saying THIS IS ENGLAND while showing the Union Jack??? Doesn’t matter if they added in this is the United Kingdom at the end they knew what they did. Imagine Scotland doing that THIS IS SCOTLAND THIS IS THE UNITED KINGDOM just fucking stupid and wouldn’t happen. Offensive but what do I expect from the incompetent mayor of london
Sir Steven Dawson
https://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh/video/7397934172863565099?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh/video/7397934172863565099?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh/video/7397934172863565099?lang=enthis is it
>>218080519think you're getting mixed up with the state pension ladprivate pension is a bank account in your name with your money in it which you earned working your toilslave job. To say it's not going to exist in 2055 is like saying your current account isn't going to exist then either, because the government just decided to take money from people's personal accountsthe state pension however isn't a bank account in your name. It's a benefit, it's the government agreeing to pay you a few coppers to keep the heating on. It most assuredly will not exist by 2055.
i like brainrot
state pensionPrivate pensionDoesn’t matter since I’ve never had a job in me life
>>218080519well opt-out and invest it elsewhere, but pre-tax money and employer matched contributions are hard to beat, i think i'll stick with my pension sweaty xx
Just realised if I have a kid they’re likely to see the year 2100 wtf
>>218080578Charles Dance's dad is a Boer War veteran
they call me a Boar War veteran for all those slamhogs I've slain on a night outvile beasts
just realised if i have a kid this year ill be 44 when he/she turns 20Which is ideal tbf because i don’t wanna be one of those parents who are old as fuck and their kids only like 10
>>218080550>the government just decided to take money from people's personal accountsWhich they will to fund WW3
I'm subscribed to Modern History TV on youtube and he makes medieval English life seem very comfy even for peasantsBut then people like webm related exist and I'm not sure who to believe
its my last post guys, im leaving for good. ill come back to say heya if i make millions. if not, assume that i died somewhere.... cold, alone, and forgotten.good luck, peace!
https://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh/video/7524507172877782286?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh/video/7524507172877782286?lang=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh/video/7524507172877782286?lang=enliterally me except i hate boardgames haha
>>218080597crazy how history seems so close when things like crop upit's like how the US president John Tyler's (born 1790) grandson only died in 2025
We need to make the most of /brit/ while all the New Years party goers are still asleep and hungover.
>>218080578>Having kidsWhy would you do this
>>218080667I thought of that example first, but this is /brit/ so I used a /brit/ish cultural reference. Please post more appropriate material in future, sir.
>>218080675ooo what shall we do??
>>218080634This guy obviously is retarded or something like that so it’s not a fair comparison
>>218080631Mate they don't need your accounts to read £0.00 to fund wars. They make the money. The money exists on computers. They type £10,000,000,000,000,000 into their computer and press enter and that's what their account reads. Then that 'money' they just made is released into the economy. Your money is now worth less through deflation.Wanted to move to a delfationary crypto currency did you, goy? Well why don't you just cool it with the antisemitism.
Vussssy
>>218080634NEETs should be doing this sort of thing
>>218080687*whispers in your ear*
2026 will be the year /brit/ grows out of racism
why does stroking your willard feel so nice?
I saw sooooo many brown people when I visited London
>>218080725oh no
>>218080690He just seems like a regular old man whose body has been destroyed by hard labourWhen I worked in a bakehouse in an industrial area when I was younger a lot of our customers were just like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuJ2r7p3cQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuJ2r7p3cQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuJ2r7p3cQ
New York has a Muslim mayor. America has fallen.
This is the year of the GreensWe will cut out the cancer of Reform and offer genuine material change to the lives of the many.
>>218080725there are a lot of reflective buildings
>>218080634webm is pure sovl
I need to consoom something
baby huntsmen ran across me on the lounge earlier and I lost him
Got the heating on
>>218080812Me when I post on /brit/ with all my great chums
>>218080816
PenisForeskinThat's what you crave
>>218080812palindrome
How do I suck my own cock?
>>218080033I just drank what was left of my new'year's eve vodka.
>It is said that Radbod was nearly baptised but refused when he was told that he would not be able to find any of his ancestors in Heaven after his death. He said he preferred spending eternity in Hell with his pagan ancestors than in Heaven with a pack of beggarsbeyond based
rorke wearing an ed hardy t shirt and tapout shorts
swiss barbecue
give up 4chan, dedicate yourself to no gay porn this year
Finally having Christmas dinner today because the missus' appendix burst just before Christmas and she hasn't felt well enough to eat it until today
>>218080886HahaKiwi = you
another miserable year of my dogshit incel life
>>218080869Travel to Thailand and pay a clandestine doctor to perform a risky operation to remove a few of your ribs.
>>218080921Get yourself to the front line, that'll sort out everything
>>218080924t. marilyn manson
>>218080786*bends over*
Been a year since I last posted here
well thats the golden bees of Childeric I isn't it
>>218080921Stop. The fucking. War, then.
Oh no, won't somebody think about the Tarqs
favourite vegetarian recipe sites?
open the fucking pubs
>2019 was 7 years ago
>>218080991Closer to 2030 than 2020, mad that.Passage of time annat.
>>218080974>went up in flames>cause of the blast is unknownright so was it a fire or an explosion? who cares, people clicked the article and at the end of the day that's all that matters
>>218080974have been a bit autistic with always knowing where fire exits and stuff are since watching some videos of fires where hundreds die a while backAlways the exact same flow of everyone rushing for the front door, a crush happening, and then everyone just getting cooked alive
morning lads, hope you all have a great year
met a girl i hadn’t seen i. a year last night and we kissed drunkenly now wanking to no end to the thought of her
>>218080974hopefully michael schumacher is okay
I know I said GRINDMODE would start today but I think it will start tomorrow instead because I have a terrible hangover
>>218081038so you kissed her then didn't shag?did you have to go because your mum arrived to pick you up from the school disco?
>>218081059would you say the mode has grind to a halt?
fart as mean to go on
>>218080974Excuse me, it wasn't a posh bar. Just an ordinary pub in a posh town. We have to point that out so people don't automatically think 'ah well just some tarq cunts getting burned alive'.
>>218080132Do you work at lidl?
>>218081082some of us remember what the swiss did in wwiifuck em i say
>>218081062what am i going to just start shagging a bird in a public nightclub
proper flat roof pub in the Swiss alps ski resort yeah, regulars only
>>218081073Only temporarily
>>218081062ive kissed literally hundreds of girls drunkenly and never had sexonly like 3-4 times have we even gone back to one of our places
>>218081095if you moved out of mumsy's you could have taken her back to the gafffood for thought as we go into the new year, a resolution for you perhaps
>want to stay in all day>brother invited me to the family gathering
The shopping list as of right now
>>218081098you got this playa
about to do my first piss of 2026
>>218081113even if i did, do you really want to do that why would you shag after one kiss. that’s just bestial. degenerate even. at least go on a date.
>>218081121shops closed lad, new years daygood luck getting tofu and cardamom at the petrol station you poof
>>218081103ktim but I did have sex twice many years ago
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
>>218081126already done mine. first poo of 2026 is yet to pass though. been farting up a storm so I reckon we're not too far off that celebration.
>>218081082a suspicious amount of editorializing and speculation in this statementvery suspicious indeed
>tofu>chickpeas>hairspray>cardamom
>>218081121shops are shut
>>218081140i'm a four minute walk away from asda which is open until 6pm
>>218081140'trose is open off to do a big shop myself
Lads...
>>218081132one kiss is all it takes, possibilities, fallin' in love with me, one kiss is all I need
>>218081163yep, that's me, kek
>>218081173Possibilities and fallin' in love with me are switched
>>218080478Thanks keir
fuck off tripnonce
>26 grand for a bottle of wineI'm kind of tempted lads
almost time for the first poo of 2026. new year, new poo.
https://youtu.be/5DNi1yfcLXw
>feel amazing >feel shite>feel amazing again>feel shite again why are hangovers like this
>>218081199And it's still going to taste like shit
The beard is coming off TODAY
>>218081199but wine tastes like wine there is no difference
>>218081199why on earth would you be tempted
Judeo Christian values
keep coughing
>>218081199wine snobbery has been disproven time and time againdon't fall for the winecuck memes, that bottle will taste no better than a £10 bokkle from tesco
>>218081223he isn’t. he’s trying to pretend he’s rich to his imaginary friends on a chatroom
>>218081243are dumb.
>>218081220>>218081222>>218081223>>218081248mm yes indeedenjoy your mcdonalds and your cola, or prolefeed as I like to call it
I can tell the difference, guess I just have a more sophisticated palette idk :/
>>218081199what if you open it and it's vinegar?
>>218080203Rorke incensed in his smelly bedroom in his mum's house, insisting that this is discrimination against Nazis
The cold snap is over! Man was not meant to endure such wanton abuse by the elements!
dry january has commenced. a whole month of boredom and misery begins.
>>218081247popcorn lung
I wish I was a bottle of wine
>>218081254
>>218081289full bodied no doubt
hear hearyou tell them, peter
>>218080243dark satanic mills
>>218081289i am the bottle of wine up kingas fanny
when is the next mousey stream
don't know why dad bothers putting the heating on if he keeps the living room door open
>>218081324into a jar when he finishes this can of monster
>>218081289gorr imagine being drunk by a really fit girl
>>218081312Christmas is more jew worship, peter.
>>218081327he’s got mental elfdiamentia
>>218081289*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>218081312Don’t take him seriously after cosmicsceptic Alex o’connor owned his ass
>>218080033*knocks on malcolm guite's door*
diamantinaredgumgood song
>>218080033not Ed Greenwood, thenI wonder who has more fun between the pair
he's literally me
>>218081366vile
girl i fancy ignored my happy new year messageit's OGRE
>>218081379>without a pairno testicles or partner?
>>218081386
mum won’t let me eat any of her bread so I have to eat my fried egg and hash browns with nothing
>>218080180Adger Cowans needs to brush up on his Greek mythology then because last time I checked Icarus had wings.
>Happy New Year. Hope you have a great 2026!my pussy would dry up
>>218081399she is telling you something
met a bodybuilder cunt from my school last night and he’s so obviously gone at least a bit bent he’s the youngest of 4 brothers so i believe it too
2025 was another sexless year will 2026 be the year I return to shagging
>>218080203Interesting, I wonder what the results would be if you took a strawpoll in Bradford about the views towards Jews and gays. I'm sure that's who McCullin was targeting this towards...
>>218081434capitalism moment
>>218081434
my new years resolution is to cut back on /brit/, so you shall be seeing less of my great posts, but just know that I'll be here with you in spirit
>>218080478Paddington approved this message!
>>218081445YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME
>>218081434@grok tell me what inspect element is
>>218081418i said party starts at 2pm happy new year hope to see you at the weekend
>>218081445where can i find you on social media
>Around 40 feared dead and 100 injured in luxury Swiss ski resort blaze after explosion rips through bar during NYE celebrations, with foreign tourists among victims
>>218081351Were that really worth posting
>>218081434This is exactly how Russian peasants felt looking at the Tsar in his gold Amber Room in January 1917.
>>218081366find gym women like this utterly revolting
>>218080692POV: Some scruffy mong has cornered you at a bus stop
the first poo of '26 currently falling out my arse
got the OSRS toil on
>>218081462>>218081481just joking. I'll never leave. I have no friends and am too odious to make anyprank status: achieved
>>218081140>Thinking the wagies get a break
in reality from the conception of civilisation men were born to be paypigs to pay to look at women's fanniesall onlyfans has done has accelerated the transfer of money from men's wallets to women's wallets in return for aforementioned fanny viewingIt's a sad reality but i'm at peace with it
i only want to shag chubby women but find them genuinely disgusting as soon as the blood leaves my todge, ideally id have a girlfriend to do girlfriend stuff with and then a slam pig to shag on the side (i have neither)
>>218081520makes no sense since i go onto google and type fanny pussy for free
off the booze, ordered some new clothes, some new shoes, having one more cup of tea in bed and then i'm getting up and being productive with my day. new year new me.
>shift begins in 1hr 20it not right
>>218081399bin her lad
>you'll never be able to visit Lake Texcocoman, fuck the spanish. a modern south america with no european influence would be so cool.
You should only shag your wife in missionary for the purpose of reproduction
>>218081541hope you're going to church on sunday lad
>>218081541it's almost 11am day is already gone lad
>>218081544im off todaybut have to see familyso may as well be at work am i right ladies
>>218081551amazing psot
>>218081538is it ok if i download this image? i really really like it
>>218081434Why should I care if some people out there with disposable income want to spend it on seeing women onlineI wouldn't do that, but if they want to then fine. Their choice innit
just deleted X!No more time wasting !!
>>218081562haha sure be my guest!
Stop right there citizen. You are under arrest for Aggravated Noticing In The 1st Degree, With Intent To Form An Opinion. Please step aside.
all the “new year new me” and “resolutions” mongs are setting themselves up for failure. making it this marathon challenge. if you want to quit something or be healthy just do it on any day of the year.i’m an intellectual, so i don’t fall for such foolish notions.
>>218081572because when a significant portion of the young male population is sat indoors wanking to screens instead of going out to socialise and procreate that's a serious problem
>>218081422Miss doing this. Love fat chicks!
>>218081593rorke “patter”
>>218081553plenty of time left m8 don't worry x
>>218081576Your bedroom is a mess.
>>218081600the fat needs trimmedincels, homosexuals, transgenders, leftists, atheists all won’t breed this generation
>>218081596>if you want to quit something or be healthy just do it on any dayUh huh, uh huh >of the year[In Phoenix Wright's voice]TAKE THAT!
>>218081615still can't believe this actually happened
Don’t reply to me parasite
>>218081637And get an iPhone while you’re at it.
just ordered subway.why? because no nonwhites delivering it. LESS diversity is a GOOD thing. racemixing is CRINGElet this be a lesson, cooncola>>218081632ugly but the goyim globohomo enabler voted and acted for it .DESERVED
>>218081576most coherent mousepost
>>218081627based and redpilled
>>218081632australia seems like the most pozzed country in the world all the dystopian modernism of america without the world superpower status. or the grounding old world feel of the UK. where all this modern lunacy can appropriately be looked at as just one chapter in an ancient and storied land
>>218081637sorry
>>218081632>docoaustralians need to be killed tbqh
>>218081659we sent our criminals there for a reason
I'm Rorke and I need a once divorced mid 30s Japanese woman with a milf jav body and slightly podgy belly to have sex and perhaps nuptials with
>>218081659we do be kinda zany :P
imagine saying you are "chink cock only" I am the most allowed to talk about this and I hope and want to see you get curb stomped
grim bastard islands full of wankers aka the british isles
>>218081683+1 to my reply count!
>>218081665gor blimey guvna still can't believe wot wos spent on all that platty joobs in middle of the bloody cozzie livs
-1 to his postcountBe right back forum
australia is fun but i don't think i'd want to live there, maybe for a year
once paid a prossie a little extra fee to repeatedly say things like "i'm not your girlfriend i literally just met you" and things to that effect while we were doing shags
im chink cock only. I only fuck yellow cockim a whore or yellow cock theyre just so much better than you I dont like you because of your skin color
>>218081706>random black guy for no fucking reasonlmao
>>218081718Once paid $300 extra for a CNC/rape roleplay and she blocked my number afterwards aha.
One bag of shopping cost nearly 44 pounds
>>218081716heard when the suns out it’s class but when it’s not it’s incredibly sovlless and boring
>>218081722what happened to new year new you mousey lolsame old demented shit as usual
£1.80 "delivery fee" and you expect me to tip the deliverer? how about suck my dick nigger. how about NO
>>218081748Go get it yourself then, lazy bones
>>218081600Why's that a problem? Creates less competition for me so I'm fine with it
>>218081746hows about being less of a disgusting harlot you look like shit btw. clearly raped by your dad
>>218081758because contrary to liberal ontology, society is not a marketplace of rational agents. you exist within a web of other people. if the country is weakened your life is likely also
>>218081748my streamermy goat
NEW>>218081776>>218081776>>218081776
Since I stopped wanking 3 times a day I've noticed my hair loss has almost stopped.
Feeling like absolute death, my dad drank way more than me last night and is barely hungover and acting spritely, i may have something wrong with me
