Long covid? I'd be better off with MONG covid!
part and parcel innit
miss him lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwQpyzWYRz4&t
and the eidishion?
Irish detector
>>218082992
The new me doesn't actually start until I go back to toil on Monday, until then I can be a degenerate goblin
right. that's one more shit year in the books and one year closer to death
>Pure_Perfection_2_Anna_de_Ville_&_Alex_Harper_Airplane_DAP,_ATOGMfantastic scene
now that is lush and I mean lush
>>218082992great edition OP
>>218083039not allowed is it
>>218083042What happened in May?
>>218083010ah yes
>>218082901Anti-psychotics do work in a lot of cases, in the sense of reducing psychosis. The problem is getting these people to consistently take their medication. There's also often a whole host of horrible side effects like severe weight gain and fucked up hormone profiles and shit.There's also that psychosis is only one side of something like schizophrenia. It falls under the category of "positive symptoms" where positive doesn't mean 'good' but rather something added rather than something taken away (the auditory and visual hallucinations being what is 'added' to the person).The other side is "negative symptoms", here meaning things 'taken away'. People with schizophrenia often have symptoms that would otherwise be associated with crippling severe depression, such as: avolition (absence of motivation), anhedonia (absence of pleasure) and apathy (absence of interest or enthusiasm). So even IF you get their psychotic symptoms under control, they're still living under the mental load of barely being able to function. For these symptoms they are given a separate variety of jew cocktails in the hope that these issues can be resolved.In short, many of these people experience periods of increased stability and wellbeing along with periods of being less functional and so unwell they need inpatient care (again).
linked an old thread pretending it was a new did you? Fucking grow up
>>218083068broke up with my longterm gf of 5 years
>>218083060Mate please post more preferably pictures so I can actually save them
Third time posting on an expired thread and we are only on the first day of the year, not a good start
>>218083073wonder what they were talking about
>>218083007>>218082875>>218082894She has actually just messaged me saying GM bf and asking how I slept. Toilfu has evolved into gf 2026. Still a bit worried about the pill thing, I'm not sure if we could handle a very early stage abortion desu
Never tried speed skating.
The man's about to be throwing the darts
Question for the people who are fans of seaside mark or post updates on him Are you lot aware of that weird community that seaside mark is apart of that they all dox and join hangouts etc talking shit to each other? Lord j pj tram gert leesa etc
weird how pitbulls are banned but kangals aren’t
>>218083129the arrers
>>218083131Throw her in the jeet pits the slag
>>218083124Congratulations! You're a father.
>>218083060>hairy twatalright lad that's just gross. women should be completely hairless below the eyebrows
>>218082991 Firstly i want to shag her, we get along well so hopefully more, i just dont know how to go for it, texting her "fancy having an affair?" seems abit risky
>>218083131FUUUUCKplease do you have a source I was eagerly waiting on her pants going down
done her
In 2022 I had no sexIn 2023 I had no sexIn 2024 I had no sexIn 2025 I had no sex
>>218083149mate it was visibly a waxed landing strip it's hardly the amazon rainforest down theretalking shite you wouldn't have your nose up against that. SHITE.
>>218083167ktim but every year since 2011
In 2022 I had sexIn 2023 I had sexIn 2024 I had sexIn 2025 I had sexIn 202 I've had no sex
>>218083185alri nosferatu, just a dry spell mate you were in the crypt those 1820 years it's no shame pal
Castle Street, 1902 and 2025
In 1975, no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no one died. In 1980, someone died.
remember the song "Pumped up Kicks" by Foster the People?
think ill go for my shower at around half past oneand then that gives me plenty of time to get ready to go out at around twenty past two
>>218083208A little known fact: that song is about school shootings.
glod
Lad who keeps posting the obscure uk slab webms can you post more please xxLove uk slag videos the more obscure the better
helper
>>218083167ktim but every year since 2007
Maresca gone then
I've been completely oblivious to womens' advances in the past. Next time I will be more clued in!
>>218083208
Looking at all the NYE celebrations in Europe, America and Australia and it's just brown people
>>218083286same here
Looking at all the NYE celebrations in Asia, South America and Africa and it's just white people
Please post more interesting nude webms or pictures I’m so horny
>>218083300
>>218083315
>>218083315lush this is
how am i supposed to make mp4 smaller without the quality being shit
>>218083315simply go watch some porn
>>218083330Take out every fifth frame?
>>218083330make it black and white or reduce the resolution
>>218083335I can’t explain it but the randomised clips make me so horny as I have no control over what will be posted I’m like a Brit swinger
might treat myself to a new years gift lord knows i need one
>>218083353i am confident there are porn websites that will randomise clips for you
Another year of living in Shitain it is then
>>218083364Shut the fuck up and mind your business
>>218083369the great shitstain
my poor sore throat
can't stand old people just fucking outsourcing any and all cognitive capacitySome long lost family member (foren) contacted my mother because a third family member stopped receiving their state pensionSo my mum asked me what to doUhhh fucking Google it??Why are we paying pensioners for people not even in the country anyway God I hate it all
Leftypol spending £100 million on a firework display about how he loves brown peopleRorke paying for it
>>218083395woke rubbish
>>218083362genuinely tempted by this now
>>218083395love me annual regime propaganda firework display
>Historic landmark church in Amsterdam gutted by firechurches have a real spontaneous combustion problem don't they
>>218083416shut up you smelly paki
Wrexham have taken the lead at Blackburn
No, not the churches! Not Christianity! Anything but that!
GONEfuck off
>>218083454shut up you smelly paki
2025 was one of the worst years of my lifeit was humiliation after humiliation for mepotentially surpassed only by 2011 when i was an agnsty depressed teenager stuck in my parents tiny househopefully i can claw back some pride in myself this year
>>218083147Still too early to tell, apparently if the red river doesn't arrive in 4 days then we should probably start worrying.
>>218083416>If you move abroad you should stop getting your retirement?
love that webm of soogsx wearing the manchester soccer jersey
>>218083489they didn't move abroad he's a smelly paki and half his family are still in paki land he should fuck off there and join them
>>218083489State pension shouldn't even exist at all
>>218083443>it's trueffs
>>218083353is randomised the right word here?
>>218083494not me i hate man u
>>218083474
the plan:1. shower2. go for a walk (have to get my steps in)3. watch the godfather
>>218083522>>2180835228>6>1>7>2>5>3>4
>>218083522absolute state of anglicanism
>>218083518
is Civilization V a good game?
>>218083552perfectly ranked except 5 and 4 should be swapped (I can tell 4 is a power bottom whereas 5 is more dominant, I don't like that)
>>218083522isn't anglicanism going through a schism because of how gay and non-christian the main branch is
>>218083576IV is the best in the series
>Oh no! I've lost my pasbort
>>218083561>Head of the Catholic Church blessed a block of ice at a climate conference.
>>218083433FOY
>>218083580I don't know
the in play offering
Went on YouTube and a short film was advertised and I thought why notWas a trans propaganda film
>>218083395no red hand of ulster?absolutely WOKE.
>>218083208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St32aLCNMmQ
>>218083625mad how north ferriby beat wrexham at wembley ten years ago
>>218083628link
>>218083647I'm phone posting. It's just called Shrimp
Lads, it's time to move to Eureka, California
>>218083619bet she smells like a fresh turd my lad, always do these types.
Right no more porn, I'm done
Started 2026 angrier than usual
>>218083580Anglican churches in Africa and Asia are refusing to recognise the new Archbishop of Canterbury because she's a woman, really it's been building up for years since the Church of England is basically woke queer neoliberalism with a priest costume on.
>>218083204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOEYV0Khjk8
feel sick
>>218083673siswet bellows out for another wank in her honour
The biggest piece of evidence I have that I’m living in some Truman show levelPsychosis or simulation is that we have men pretending to be women so they can go in women’s bathroom or beat the fuck out of women and it’s socially accepted Fucking crazy if you think about it rationally
its coming in I can feel it
some of you type like actual children. demented zoomer freaks
>>218083518actually it's all england, as you can see
paedo on the botnet again is he?
>>218083509Stupid schizo lol
>>218083707love kids me
hanging, tired and have dinner toil at family's house in a few hourswould honestly rather lie down on some lovely train tracks
>>218083701Southampton will beat Millwall 2-0Bradford will win 1-0 at Mansfield
got speaking to a lovely and beautiful venezuelan girl yesterday and it's ghastly what's happening over there you knowYou read a headline and can go "oh that's sad", but coming face to face with it really makes it a thousand times more real.Hope tangerine man gets rid of their dictator xx
>>218083690is that the blonde girl that shoves enormous things up her bum?
>>218083668obviously untrue words written by a massive virgin
>>218083731mad how brown people ruin everything
>>218083700>I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT TRANNIES EVEN FOR A MOMENT I MUST POST ABOUT TRANNIES EVEN THOUGH NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT TRANNIES AHHH TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
>>218083730probably, only put 20 pennies on it lid x
>>218083731venezuela would be a fantastic socialist success story if the cia kept their beaks out of it
>>218083746ktim
How can I persuade mumberg to get a cat?
>>218083727Are you me?>>218083731Yeah its a lawless hellscape for sure
>>218083746ah yes the "mention trannies once and some tranny will pretend you're obsessed with them" coping strategy. Hasn't worked for like 7 years now, grow up
>>218083701why do you use the nonce site to post here?
>>218083746he's right thoughtroons are a salient example of us being told to ignore the evidence of our own senses and submit to ideology
>>218083773how about you move out and get your own fucking catbetter yet get a gf whilst you're at it
Sad news lads, please make sure you're sitting down before you read thisI have been informed that our beloved diego was present at the swiss ski resort bar with his mummy and daddy when it went up in flames last nightHe is currently unaccounted for, so please pray for him and what remains of his family
>>218083773>>218083773let a rat loose in the gaff
>>218083773why would you want a nasty little fleabag in your house
>>218083785Not him but not everything in this world must conform to your senses alone.
>>218083731Say more
>>218083773ever shag her up the arse?
>>218083797please go to a hospital you're very sick.
13 hours into 2026 and I already feel behind
>>218083789done him
troons are merely a symptom of a much deeper malaise
>>218083807you know some other way human beings perceive reality then do you?
>>218083784Ah that old chestnut. I can assure you that I am not on owo or whatever the fuck its called. There is a thing called a VPN you know, spastic?
>>218083599enjoyed this x
>>218083797*sits down to read**stands back up*
Have you accomplished 0.15% of your 2026 goals, /brit/?
>yank shows up until 10 years ago or so26 episodes every single year no problem>yank shows these days10 episodes a season with 2-3 years inbetween each seasonnot impressed at all just learned Severance Season 3 won't be until late 2027 bloody grim as>>218083812what's to say?NYE house party I'm an autist on geography so I kept prodding her for answers she told her life story went home (shagless, I repeat, SHAGLESS)
>>218083834it's going to be a wew lad from me
there's only 8760 hours in a year
i don't about theebut i'm feeling thirty threeeeeee
>>218083839People perceive reality and they understand reality. Two completely different things
>>218083855Forgot pic aha x
shat 3 times today lads, the constipation is finally over xx
No seriously you actually need to see a doctor right now paki
>>218083866me spending a thousand of them playing football manager
>>218083736Yes, I also heard a rumour that she's dogpilled but I fear it's just a rumour
Goals for 2026Reach £150k total wealth.Read 30 books.Learn to ride a motorcycle.Shag ten new escorts. Get my teeth whitened.
>>218083892grow up
Only reason to have a cat over a dog is if you have rodents
hanging like a fruit bat
>>218083870meaningless rubbish from a mong who thinks eddie izzard is a woman
>>218083889
>>218083866And you're asleep for approx 2500 to 3250 hours of that
>>218083892spiritually indian post
>>218083160Wanting the monarchy dismantled is a completely legitimate view. The idea that it warrants deportation to Palestine is moronic
>>218083904I'm not the person you were talking to and I don't think freaks can change their gender. I'm saying it was really dumb of you to think all reality is based on perception and senses alone
>>218083924Yawn
>>218083866mad how i spent 2000 of them playing runescape
>>218083902favourite fruit?>I won't accept 'elton' as an answer btw lad
The fact that women go “hey can you not take off my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah well you post pics so you are asking for it” about sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists
>>218083924>Wanting the monarchy dismantled is a completely legitimate viewit's unwarranted from a foreigner
>>218082992Fuck you it ruined my life
>>218083917I'm a looksmaxxing Aryan.
>>218083889where did you hear this rumour?have heard it for a few girls and with some there's proof its true
>>218083927>I'm saying it was really dumb of you to think all reality is based on perception and senses aloneyet you still haven't been able to name any other way that humans perceive reality aside from with their senses
>>218083947The biggest mistake in world history was to give 50% of the population the right to vote, because as it turns out women are complete mongs who are completely contradictory and don't know what they want.
remember in 2024 where like 50 people were killed by them XL Bullysthat was mental
said 2026 would be different and i'd get off the muck but already had a wank to a girl pissing her jeans while i used sex toys on myself
>>218083784That better for you spastic?
>>218083474Left your smelly bedroom in 2026 yet Rorke?
>>218083947doesn't though does it
>>218083974You didn't ask, mong. The American did though, and I answered here >>218083870Not my problem you didn't like the response. Have a cry
>>218083950Pretty sure Zarah is British, she's from Birmingham
>>218083940probably the humble strawberry
Did the Tree Gnome Quest on OSRS
dogs are foul, evil creatures
>>218083994that's not an answer you massive spastic
every time the mong gets called out for posting on the paedo botnet he suddenly gets on a plane and comes back posting from south africa or croatia
>>218083983it is what it is
>>218083950Zara Sultana is as British as a cup of tea or going to the pub
>>218083953and yet you have the mindset of an indian
>>218083984right back to my usual posting
>>218083160tacit acknowledgement that israel are just murdering people
>>218083957read it in a comment on a vid oncewhat other girl did you read about?
>>218084018dead right mate every time you call him or anyone out it hurts him just that little bit more inside it's like destroying another one of Voldemort's horcruxes it's really getting to him you're in charge here lad never forget that
>>218084008Nope, she's a wog and she hates natives so she needs to go
>>218084016You don't understand the concept of applying logic and thought in your epistemology? Too difficult for you is it? Just senses at the end of the day is it?
>>218084042You've been done, get back on the paedo botnet theres a good lad
>>218084047now you're just saying words you don't understand
>>218084036not my problem
spent the moment of new years watching a youtube video on deadliest torpedo attacks at sea
I used to say retard when it was edgy and taboo to do so, but now it's so normalised and proliferate once more I find it boorish and low class. Wouldn't catch me dead saying that word these days.
more women should wear these
>>218084060Don't project. If you can't understand the answer then pipe down
Wonder how many women have stopped talking to Rorke after he goes on about "wogs" and "natives"
A butcher is crying in the local news because he can't park on the yellow lines outside his shop. A vile profession
>>218084062why werent you with your gf or friends or family?
off to bed now lads, night xx
>>218083856Tell us some of her story you fucking oaf
>>218084071would love to suck a bbc cum load off those toes
>>218084077 you spent christmas eve, christmas day and new year talking about rorke and diego because you're a lonely paki woman haha
>>218084077Not until it starts infecting your every thought, like you go for brunch and get toast with avocado and ask for a poached wog instead of a poached egg and have to correct yourself
>>218084093see you when you land in croatia in a few minutes
>>218084093Cya
>>218084102Touched a nerve didn't I Rorke
>>218084038Isobel moon, used to be a pornstar and has vids of her being dogpilledalso there's this onlyfans girl, Zoey somethinga few others too
>>218084074Still waiting for you to tell us all these other ways human beings can perceive reality other than with their senses
un cafe au lait s'il vous plait
>RuneScape in current yearReally? What's the game like these days?Used to love chopping willows after school in like 2010
>>218084115remember when you had a meltdown on christmas day and spammed about rorke for 12 hours alone and someone screenshotted it on the archive
another dogshit year in your coomer life is it?
Sir Rune Scaper
Granny has cancelled new years day lunch thank fuck had enough of roasts
Good morning sirs
wtf its not Run Escape
>>218084137What's mad is that you mentally (and incorrectly) track certain "personalities" who make you seethe. Maybe spend your time better by leaving your smelly bedroom
>>218084150bit late to be cancelling lunch isn't it
>>218084122You'll be waiting forever then because if you can't understand the basic principle of logical methods of understanding reality as opposed to senses alone, you may as well be asking to define the colour blue. Some things just are
https://www.nsandi.com/prize-checker/winners
>>218083947women will never accept that the pre-sexual revolution world was designed with the understanding that men are rapey little gremlins by nature that must be constrained and not allowed infinite photos of infinite women's double penetrated bare arsehole
>>218084165it's the 2027 one she's cancelled
need a new job this year but it's dauntingbeen at my toil so long i'm institutionalised
>>218084163And every time you get called out for your mentally ill, lonely behaviour on here you pretend it was multiple people. errr no mate, it was you, the mentally ill paki from Camden, spamming unfunny shite and mentally shadowboxing your dollhouse characters alone on christmas day. You've been done
going to suck a gin before i have to go to dad and his partners for new years roast
no porn 2026 who's with me?
>>218084167Right so you can't name any then thanks for confirming
>>218083804why did your parents want you?
scrambled eggs for lunch then i'll wank some more
>>218084194Define the colour blue
>>218084167
>>218084188Why do you think I'm from Camden? Anyway you're probably an incel and you seethe about brown people, so you can't really talk can you
>>218084165No. Roast lunches do not adhere to the same timeframe as normal lunches.
>>218084192already failed twice
Jan 1st and currently filling out my self assessmentI'm like Flanders in that simpsons episode where he pays his taxes on new yearslol
>>218084192already broken that lad
>>218084064When was it edgy or taboo?
>>218084209That doesn't define the colour blue, that categorises it amongst other colours
*faint sounds of dollies being smashed together*and then YOU said this and I said THIS
>>218084211well yeah but surely she had to like buy food and drinks and prep stuff and invite people and have them cancel plans and prepare and bring stuff toojust seems like a very selfish thing to dobasically your nan sounds like a drippy cunt
>>218084222For the past 10-15 years or so
>>218083518Stupidest shit ever. Why should Scotland exist if England doesn't? At least the anglo saxons were invited, the gaels were literally just pirates and invaders
>>218084211>Roast lunchesif it's roasted then it's dinner not lunch. lunch is cold food
Please don't fight :(
did spaki really post here on christmas day? what a sad act lol
>>218084210Because you've been posting about camden for years now because you're a mentally ill and lonely paki
>>218083364Doesn't count if you're going out of your way to look at porn on a porn site
Lowland Scots have the highest Germanic admixture of all the peoples of Britain.
visit hull
>>218084250Incorrect
>>218084257he was spamming on christmas day making up arguments to himself
>>218084250a toasted sandwich and bowl of soup at 12/1 in the afternoon is dinner, then?
you got a favourite then lads
just lost a 25/1 bet thanks to an 85th min penaltyunironically rigged just to spite me
>>218084250Ah yes just going to have this lovely hot "dinner" at 1:30You're a mong
>>218084240Dont think so
>>218083952>Fuck you it ruined my lifeYeah as if you've lost your sense of smell, nobody is going to believe that
2026: 3 poos already done. year's off to a flying start
>>218084289young girls
>>218084274typed hull on the satnav but accidentally typed in "hell" insteadstill got there though
>>218084219Shall be waiting another 30 days
>>218084298you're a paki arent you? thats very clearly hot dinner
threads a bit hostilecan we all lower the tone
>>218084298looks penggiz a bit
>>218084282Yes unless it got cold>>218084276Source? I was in a few social clubs and societies while at a Russel Group uni and went to several dinners through those, so learnt a bit about proper etiquette
>>218084303You're rather dim to be fair so wouldn't expect you to have any cultural awareness
>>218084322spaki is getting overwhelmed by all the posters coming back from christmas
bit of bread at the circus for me
>>218084329you're madmad
>>218084314not a bad place really, some good pubs and a lot more greenery than most towns/cities in england
thread was rammed on christmas day tbf
>>218084318Nope, if you were to eat that now it would be lunch>>218084329>Source?See the posts you chose to ignore
>>218084316what do you need to fill out self assessment for?you self employed or what?
>>218083619@grok can you remove her tattoos
>>218084294Hate to imagine what league you're gambling on
Grok is so fucking dangerous I get carried away while wanking and drunk and I’m defiantly treading the needle with stuff that will probably get you arrested, nothing noncey just women being raped etc Scary to think that I can be arrested for this even though it’s words and AI images
>>218084347Lunch is not defined by the time of day it is you retarded paki. The heft of that classifies it as dinner as it is a hot meal.
>>218083947True
>a whole quarter of a year until our next bank holiday christ almighty
>>218084364>won't sit next to the fat middle aged man
>>218084350I was, its merely a side hustle now that earns me a few hundred
>>218084344not as rammed as your arse though eh owen
>>218084360>Lunch is not defined by the time of dayIncorrect. You're fucking retarded.
>>218084356Grok publishes everything you ask it publicly, unless you've manually deleted it. Everyone can see what you've been saying
migrate when ready >>218081776>>218081776
>>218084392Why isnt it called a sunday roast lunch then if its often served in the afternoon?
NEW>>218084406>>218084406>>218084406
My incel vibes are coming out lads Took a woman out on a date and spent £80 and she messaged me after saying she wasn’t interested and I started messaging her getting angry she wasted my time but didn’t go pathetic enough to say she wasted my money
>>218084401oh you're funny arent you
>>218084354algerian U20
>>218084399When you say everyone can you specify who exactly and how
>>218084364that world is gone luv
