Boss-eyed Roman Wench edition
>>218086212My ancestor
>boss-eyed
They call me Dole LordThey call me King DosserThey call me Bennie Rat
>>218086256haha here he is. he loves his bennies. if there's money to be scrounged he's right there with his begging bowl
Self harm time
I hate winter. just woke up and it will be dark in an hour.
some ruined lives in herehttps://www.reddit.com/r/problemgambling/
>They call me Dole Lord>They call me King Dosser>They call me Bennie Rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnSW8ian29w
>>218086280not him but what's the alternative, a low paying job? not fair that just because he's low iq he should have to suffer like that when rich, clever and well-connected people have enjoyable, well-paying jobs
25,9 bmi me might get on the ozempics
David Attenborough esque documentaries from the beeb have declined in quality in the last twenty yearsUsed to be sciencey I feel. Now it's like it's made for Gogglebox watchers
kek rorke unmasked
>>218086382>Illinois
>>218086366What's your belly circumference?
>>218086212 mad that people living over 2000 years apart have cum to this same picture. makes you feel connected with mankind
if you are depressed you should start gambling. you might win big.
>>218086416Extremely homosexual post
>>218086416no they didn't
>>218086382i'll take 1 of this rotund fella over 100 skinny indians
"We have a right to protect our white American culture."<— the culture
>>218086382most anorexic american
why don't gamblers turn to bitcoin instead
>>218086312ktim!!!
>>218086382he doesn't have flabs he has decks like a ship
>>218086416men in rome 2000 years ago went down to the brothel to shag mate they didn't need pictures
the worst thing a gambler can do is stop before winning big
>>218086200same and there's pretty much no point and it's a holiday on tuesday toohope to accomplish nothing at all.
only question now is what time to start drinking
sucking a cheesecake
and how many lives are you willing to destroy before you "win big"
>>218086565four
>>218086519we have brothels now. still doesn't stop the majority of men looking at pictures.
>>218086530going to attempt the mythical no-talk shift where I get in and out the building without saying a single word to anyone not even hello
>>218086483It's ridiculous, but at the same time I know what these people meanThink small, 99% white American town in the 80 or 90s that has these companies and brands. It's easy to connect these brands to the white society that once existed, even if it's only a tenuous and indirect link.
think of all the mistakes you could fix with that big win
>it's legal to shag someone born in 2010
>>218086612lucky youhave to have a 5 minute huddle every morning where i will need to make up my tasks i plan to do during the day, or risk being given extra work
Uber’s new contract rewrites the legal relationship between the company and its drivers in a way that shifts liability for VAT to drivers.Under what is dubbed the “agency” model, Uber effectively acts as a booking agent and it is drivers who contract directly with passengers, and are therefore liable for VAT.Not only does this reduce Uber’s expected tax bill, it is also likely to deprive the Treasury of significant sums. Individual drivers would not be liable for VAT until they make more than £90,000 in bookings in a year, a level most are unlikely to cross.
just bought a 75ml tube of toothpaste. Any guesses on the price?
>>218086597they had naked paintings and mosaics back then too
SMASH subscribe and hit that like button!
quietly humming
if I'm truly destined to win the lottery then I will win without even buying a ticket because one will blow in through an open window or perhaps the letterbox
>>218086511arr swab the poop deck
>>218086597we have them but it's not socially acceptable for a man to regularly be shagging escorts, especially when you're in a relationship or marriedback in them days it was so commonplace it'd be equivalent to you ordering a deliveroo meal or going to the pub
heard rorke keeps his bread in the fridge
a wank is on the cards
>Eyewitnesses speaking to French broadcaster BFM TV said that a barmaid, carried on the shoulders of a barman, held a lit sparkler that set fire to the wooden ceiling.what utter FOOLS
right that's elon's AI mass generating nonconsensual pornography of thousands of random users
>>218086680Charlie Bucket aah mindset
>>218086662the op pic was their equivalent of try on haul vids
>>218086649The cronem have been on it longer than you think
mousey's stream last night was VERY revealing
>Streamer Kunshikitty wanted to show her chat that women can safely walk past cheerful groups of men in Cologne, Germany; however, that was not the case, as she was attacked multiple times during New Year’s celebrations.>This post is locked. You will not be able to comment.
>>218086731did anyone record it?
Snacking on my prolefeed
>>218086731got his cock out did he?
>>218086719wtf did someone spray the ceiling with petrol beforehand?
lmao
>>218086723t. inflated into a giant blueberry before his numbers came up
>>218086731hi im sick
>>218086694the garage fridge
>>218086751she new full well that she would be fondled that's why she did itnow she has thousands more followersgood self-marketing desu
might take up smoking for the new year. don't want to be seen as a neek
It looms for toilfreaks
>>218086796hi sick
Pringles are the thinking man's Dorito.
>>218086212
loving these pit bull breeder posters
>>218086825What's a stupid man's Dorito
>>218086322Thoughts on the Betamax Bandit?
>>218086825last night I ate a full sleeve of sour cream & chive with a jar of doritos brand hot salsa and shit mesen this morning
>>218086839whatever you eat
>>218086777she looks taller than 5'3 tbf girls I've seen in the 5'0-5'3 range look a bit more stouty she looks quite stringy
>>218086796mentally or just like physically sickdid you throw up last night
>>218086483This is blue-tribe culture thoughbeit
>>218086812she wasn't fondled some paki/turk threw these in her face
feeling absolutely LUSH this afternoon and I mean LUSH
rorke will remember each one of you that made fun of him when he gets jacked in 2026
my reading for 2025
I don't see the point in racism. You're just limiting your professional opportunities, social opportunities, and romantic opportunities
>>218086869bit late to start that don't you think?
>>218086847I'm halfway through a tube of sour cream & chive right now and watching Hull City struggle against a shit Stoke side
How good of people who read so many books to go out of their way to tell others about all the intellectual books they have read / are reading.After all, what's the point in reading all those dry, boring books if no one knows you read them (and hence how smart you ostensibly are)?
Leftypol getting the super cold just after he's recovered from his covid vaccine
>>218086870yeah thats why im only racist against sub Saharan Africans, Pakistanis, Indians and the Welsh
turning 27 this year
2026. The year of Clean Shaven. Always.
>>218086766probably not but we saw his face twice lollike 2 hours of the stream were dedicated to him getting pissed off at android and trying to stop his audio from echoing over and over again (to little success)
>>218086869obviously not you, but you would've been better off reading nothing at all than this
bro used the word ostensibly
>>218086853...yh
>>218086777Lmao how tall is he
>>218086920classic mousey haha
>>218086942told you not to drink any more
On Sunday I will leave and never come back
>>218086777Jeff Nipparding at your heels
>>218086955acorrington spaffley
>>218086953dont remember much of what happened
>>218086766I got about 5 seconds where you can barely hear him speaking
>>218086955would love her to give me a prostate exam with her fist
The male nippard
IT WAS A NEW YEARS TO REMEMBER
>>218086955Lucy Sexby
Financial goals for 2026:>Reach 30k invested in my Stocks and Shares ISA>Reach 15k in my Lifetime ISA>Reach 150k total wealth
looking at the posts from last night
>>218086851utter bollocks
>>218086899>destroying the chance of hooking up with a peng black or south asian birdYour loss
What happened in mousey's stream? Did he show his house?
>>218086970you were talking into the void for a bit and replying to random people saying you want to be a girl (nothing unusual)
>>218086961looks like ricky gervais
>>218086985Need them defunded
>>218086869holy slop
>>218086918covering your chin counts as a quasi beard
>You can't shag a BAME if you're racist
>>218086995a modest 100k total for me x
>>218087004...yh
>>218087004he showed a few corners of his room which looks literally like a bomb went off in it
>>218087007
>>218087041where's his face
>>218087043what i found funniest was while he was at his laptop, he was resting his feet on a stack of leaflets
Mumberg asking me how to use her phone again without trying at all
>>218087004he's lovely
>>218086995Your money wont save you
>>218086777i always thought he was 5'2 or summat. don't know why you would bother lying about your height at that point. the average girl is immediately going to know you're bullshitting when she is obviously taller than you at 5'4.
>>218087068fucking hell
Got the ancestryDNA kit ordered
>>218087074Elton
>>218087074corscran
>>218087059there's not really any good screenshots, most of them were dark
We're all going to make it
>>218087032Zarah Sultana is peng and she's not the only one
genuinely quite eerie how similar mousey and I areit's a bit like looking into a crystal ball
>>218087061always resourceful isn't he
said it would be a clean start but so far today>had two sleazy wanks one of which involved my arse>got on the gin as soon as i left bed at 1pm>already feeling too drunk to cook so browsing the 'roo
My total liquid wealth is like 6k
How come you all know about this random short lad then
>heard mumberg and dadberg discussing my weight over a glass of wine last night
>>218087090Congratulations! You are:87% English12% Welsh1% Scottish
Remember when Leftypol said we wouldn't be allowed in Eurovision after Brexit
E favarat gu facs fact pasta az bac an famayan.Hu frands! A.M.A. Ol tru te raspand.
>>218087101even corbyn found out chasing new pussy these days isn't worth the grief
>>218087130he's a famous fitness influencer
shower for me. anyone want anything from the shower?
>>218087130he has 8m subs on youtube. if you're ever gone gym you would have come across his content at some pointwhich means you haven't you fat bastard
>>218087172tube of toothpaste
>>218087007wdym talking into the void
>>218087163Unironically looks like a Zeidy post
>>218087174Bodied that freak
mousey has slut bangs
>>218087068toby please give your house a clean friend
>if you're ever gone gym
>>218087099chuddy please save us from littler
>>218087197dunno just spamming random letters and replying to random peopleyou did that the other day too tbf
What an oaf I am. I thought it was 2025 still!
nigga name jeremy
ATTENTIONYou lads must now tell me your favourite whisky
>>218087231think new laptop's touchpad is too sensitive so i keep misclicking and when drunk simply dont care enough to fix it before posting
>>218087225>5/4 to beat HumphriesWhy yes I think I will
>>218087251mate you did it like 4 times on the same post
>>218087129>buy your groceries from aldi/lidl>utilities (if not renting) contrasted on comparison websites>Stocks and Shares ISA - use use use>Walk/Railcard instead of driving if possible>if you must drive choose a car with a great fuel economy rather than one that gets pussies wet>Quit alcohol and smoking for the love of christ>Put aside an hour a day to learn a new skill like a language, it's mad how throwing some extra shite on your CV can bump you up 10-15k>bleed radiators, have 3 minute showers, do laundry at lower temperatures>always get own-brand shite instead of the regulars, saw Heinz ketchup for £3 compared to Tesco's own brand for £1 the other daythereno need to thank me
>>218086858So nothing was proven thenIf anything she proved her point that not all pakis are molesters
>>218087203he spun <3
>>218087248Tamdhu 12
>>218087248Co-op blended scotch whiskey
>>218087269haha :)
got a new chair for my desk ladsfucking lush, the back support is heavenly
>>218087308new year new you though yeah? haha x
Rorke watching the dartsLeftypol watching Amadeus with the Chinese lad as Mozart
>>218087131People experience "self actualisation" at their natural weight. They have to creak your muscles for a bit and then hey presto infinite happy life is the real deal.
>>218087248redbreast
>>218087310want to do this but also want to wait until work tell me whether they can help me buy one or not but my back is getting absolutely rekt from my current shit chair
>>218087328Chinky mozart ive heard it all know
New year, old me
>>218086870I agree with the first one. Being racist can definitely limit your professional opportunities since the overwhelming majority of companies are on the anti-racism train.But romantic opportunities? If you're a white man or woman who considers having a relationship with another race, it a just world yo be taken round the back and shot.
>>218087285>>218087331What do you like from a whisky? What's the appeal of those specific ones?>>218087298Dirty cunt
>>218087310hope elton john sneaks in when you're sleeping and deposits his boyfriends creampie all over it x
>>218087323
plan to read 53 books this year
>>218087357I'm not that fussy, generally like Speyside and it's just the most flavourful one I've had
>>218087310you bastardI always want to get a new chair but my issue is that whenever I buy one it's fucking dogshit and I can't go out trialling them with my own arse cause they're shipped from god knows wherewhere'd you get yours from?what'd it cost?
reckon being called a stupid retard a couple more times earlier on in life would've done me a world of good
me in 2026
Marco Pierre White “I have eaten better street food in Mumbai than I have in Michelin star restaurants. I don’t think any country in the world understands and uses spice like the Indians.”
Marco Pierre White “I have eaten better street food in Mumbai than I have in Michelin star restaurants. I don’t think any country in the world understands and uses poo like the Indians.”
>>218087406^_^
>>218087407More like Fartco Pooerre Brown haha
>being racist can definitely limit your professional opportunitiesBizarre statement. You work with racists. Your boss is racist. You're racist. People are just not saying the n-word out loud. Anyone who is openly racist i.e a moron is getting sacked. It's not "withholding opportunities", it's: you are being terminated effective immediately.
fit fit fit sex sex
dadberg seems to be convinced that there are 20,000 volunteers on the French side of the channel puncturing the dinghies as they line up on the beach
plan to read 67 books this year
>>218087407isn't it mad how we love indian food and in america it's considered low class and dirty?
>>21808743920,000 african refugees with your mums bedroom pre set into google maps on the beaches
>>218087407Honourary Irish diasporaHe'll be raving about fufu next
>>218087449who gives a solitary fuck about what americans think though
>>218087439where do dadbergs get this fucking shite
>>218087468I doEvery time one of them praises peep show I feel validated and seen
>>218087169It seems like he's doing it to make up for being manlet af
had near enough a whole bottle of rum last night
>>218086870Agreed. Just go along with whatever the zeitgeist says, me. Whether it's shovelling jews into the gas chambers or inviting infinite pakistani muslims in to rape white children, I'll go along with it if the alternative means someone might not like me.
>>218087436that's what anon said/implied???everyone with half a brain knows that the trick is never to reveal your power level at work
>>218087479AI generated Nigel Farage off Facebook
>>218087467Lmao
Stroking my penis
>>218087231Ot az rax oq qas ane u senpai, sach az abet az ol campezd az a qat gats an 4 chan, centax al az sum and fa an mu cus..
>>218087440sweetner coded? as in artificial sweetners?coded would imply someone did the coding
I'm a racist and I'm pooing!
>>218087551Reporting this post to Prevent
love drinking loads of water and doing a massive stinky yellow piss
>>218087483I thought Peep Show was entertaining, but overall just okay.
>>218087494Not at all what I said
At the end of the day, we all prioritise our own wellbeing over that of the collective, no matter how much we might insist that we are devoted to ensuring the rights of our kinsmen are protected.So, at this point, it does make me wonder why you haven't left for America, Canada, Australia or New Zealand? Or, indeed, some other nation in the Commonwealth where - for now, at least - being a white Englishman and native Anglophone functions as a kind of currency of its own and enables you to access positions that you could only dream of back in Blighty.Even if you ended up in some rural corner of an irrelevant state like Nebraska or Nevada, the US would offer a far greater chance of success for you and yours than the shithole known as 'the Yookay'.
might go for a walk
was too hot earlier so I turned the heating off and now it's too coldbloody goldirorkes and the 3 bears in here fucks sake
>>218087581you more water you drink, the clearer and less odourous your urine is
>>218087160*famuyan
>>218087610Get the Earth moved slightly closer to the Sun so the temperature is just right in winter
finishing off the wine from crimbo and it's rotten x
>>218087617not initially, you're just clearing your bladder out of all the muck to make way for all the new water you've just drank. Sometimes I do a second piss that's translucent
>>218087587implying it's easy to move to the us
stranger things finale was utter wank
>>218087586Yes it is. You can't conceive of believing something that isn't of immediate utility to you
Might wear a Mario hat and costume to work tomorrow and talk about coins all day
Why have work tomorrow when it's Friday, may as well not bother
toiling should be illegalif the government catches you toiling it should be a mandatory 5 year prison sentence
>>218087676I suspect the people who stuck with it were the same sort still watching GoT at the bitter end. You reap what you sow. People need to be more comfortable dropping a show the moment it becomes shit. The microsecond there is a dip in quality I'm out.
>>218087587wherever you go, if you do manage to breed, your line will still be polluted by black, gook or pajeet in the endthere are too many weak links among the white race who will mix with non-whites at the drop of a hat and parentally, you can't successfully educate against it.
Another classic boomer it support episode>mumberg says email isn't working>Take a look>It's the login screen asking for credentials
>>218087587The USA is a vassal state. Dumb fucker gave all our technology to everyone when the UK gave them nuclear weapons from the the technology tree to boost them up a bit. CIV4 is no fun like this guys
>>218087274Why would I bother with all this gay shite lol
2026 will be my yeari'm gonna thrive
>>218087689Everybody believes in positions that have utility to them. That doesn't mean I'm just going to adopt "the zeitgeist" even if that's killing Jews, though
when gf video calls her family I leave the room. Can't fucking stand facetiming
>>218087821worst for me was her saying google wasn't working and when I looked at her laptop the cookie footer occupying the lower 8th of the screen required agreeing/denying yet she was oblivious to its existence and trying to click through to the slightly darkened website beyondwas ready to scream in her face
time for my yearly "im so glad the holiday season is over" posti'm so glad the holiday season is over
2026 is the year I finally cross the line into full grim alkie twatteryHave been skirting the line for many years now but this year I'm finally making the jump into it with full enthusiasm
>>218087888please don't do that
>>218087855if there's even the slightest chance the person on my end may say "anon's here I'll pass you over to say hello" then I am up and out the room the moment the call beginsI am not beyond hiding in the toilet until it's safe to come out again
sum ting wong
>>218087877*entire stadium of people cheer and applaud passionately*
>>218087907
>>218087877*slaps knees*well, that's it all over for another year
I liked the holocaust before it was popular
>>218087870You need to lose some weight anon. Just stop eating for a few months and you will experience happy feelings again after all that time man
>>218087907best pilot they had, sad to hear of his demise
glod
you whiteoids really disrespect your parents, huhI would never criticise or speak ill of my parents. I learned that from the most success group of people on earth: the JewsHaving respect for your parents and not speaking ill of them is one of their most important mitzvahs, or rules to live byIf whites lived by Jewish mitzvahs, they would be a lot more united and successful
>>218087888just remember you'll get to the stage where it doesnt make you happy or give you relief at all but you'll keep drinking because it'll be all you'll have
almost my bed time
rorke looking over the brand new gold and silver coins he ordered during the boom only to find they are in fact chocolate coins
>>218087851Yes which is why I prepended the word 'immediate' and appended 'to you' to describe your specific position you spack. You don't understand that there are reasons to believe things that go beyond just avoiding disapproval from an employer/friend/romantic partner.
>The Italian Foreign Ministry tells the BBC 16 Italian nationals are currently missing following the fire at Le Constellation bar in Crans-Montana.
I'm not racist, I just have high in-group preference
>>218087978Jews in comedy make whole careers complaining about their parents what are you on about
leftypol scranning the chocolate coins he got for christmas only to bite into solid gold
>>218087587>we all prioritise our own wellbeing over that of the collectivewhat the shitholes of the world fail to realise is that these are the same thing
>>218087990Oh ho ho ho, classic Rorke! He never wins, does he?
>>218087986
Think I'll be starting off the new year by getting divorced lads. The wife hasn't been herself since mid December, after her works night out. Reckon she's shagged or snogged someone there. I've been googling divorce lawyers.
>>218088018please dont reply to him
>>218086719normies die like cattle again
>>218087904innitIf they want to speak to me they know how to contact me. I'm not a background character on someone else's call
>>218088042always getting himself into trouble so he is
Really is mad that for all the bullshit that gets talked about it ultimately comes down to whether you want more or less biomass, that's the only thing that matters
I'm not racist but I've noticed darkies ruin everything.
>>218087978unbounded reverence for your elders is irrational and brown
>>218087979I don't have anything now so may as well do it
>>218088021Im this guy, what do you mean?
>>218088051:(
>>218088051as cuck larps go this is fairly low effort lad cmon
shaved and now my willy looks huge. What a great year x
>>218088052oh I didnt realise it was heathermong
>'Dodgy' Fire Stick raids in 17 areas as users face 12 months jail and £50,000 fineIt's over for Rorke
>>218086719they died doing what they loved
This is why they'll be Jews in a thousand years and no white gentiles
98% of the general populace is completely asleep on AI and its consequences
power raping my own arse at 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
>>218088110So glad they’re focusing on this and not the rape gangs
respect to every cunt with the brass neck to phone in sick tomorrow
>>218088090Wish I was joking mate. Made her a square sausage piece for lunch and after she finished it said she was going back to bed and she's been asleep through there ever since.
>>218088110Protecting the elites is what the police should prioritise, so good on them
>>218088136yea she's fucking someone elsesnoop through her phone when you can
>>218088136had her fill of sausage it seems
someones hungry
Dadberg looking at a 'Can black people be racist' Faceberg post
Funny how Linus Tech Tips posted in a thread about himself on Kiwifarms once
you goyim don't respect the mother bird. that's why the white race will perish in the next hundred or so years.maybe if you respected the mother bird, then you would have a future.
>>218088141It's not even British billionaires either lol
>>218088164once saw my da's instagram and it was just page after page of pure coom, birds in bikinis and lingerie
>>218088123This would destroy the universe
Get the murderers releasedGet the IPTV enjoyers executed
>>218088058Yes, the insects person throws onto your body and modulates with it if you can't move.Bodyfat fixes you into a frozen position you are very vunrable then.Hence the creaking muscle process when you lose vunrability to it. You shake it off
>>218088132Why bother I'll just log on and afk for nine hours nothing is going to be on
If white goyim put aside their personal pride and followed these rules, their race would undoubtedly be in better shape
>>218088198Once helped my father in law on his laptop and that's all his YouTube was lolugh
2026 is going to be a Lovely year for me
>>218088165seems fairly on brand for Linus to be fair, he's not the sort to be intimidated by a website. Also it helps that he's a multi-millionaire, anything these mongs can say is water off a duck's back
>>218088132That super cold innit
Bit nippy out
New 8 hour pyrocynical video just dropped
dua lipa sex fridge is stuck in denmark
>>218088244imagine growing up as a boomer in the porn doldrums where all you had was wank mags and the odd dodgy VHS though. These dirty old men must be in heaven with the modern internet. Must be up to some absolutely fucking abhorrent gooning. And good for them I say.
>>218088198sexo
2026 will be the year when I bum carlybender
>>218087995Sorry lad I don't speak virgin
>>218088104Nep qats me anan frand
just nicked some cunt's dua lipa sex fridge haha, I can store beers under the pussy folds
>>218088289um
>>218088274he's gay and trans
Rorke booking a flight to bangkokLeftypol hoarding cp
>>218088320:)
>>218088348Hu agun frand
Where is it then
>>218088284I'm a millennial and up till about 13 or 14 when I got the Internet, I too experienced the porn doldrums that boomers lived through. Porn mags, softcore films, babestation preview, and dodgy vhs tapes were the order of the day for youngsters right up until the late 90s and early 2000s
>>218088396not making it
New>>218088431
