fat yank lifeguard edition
It looms
>>218095996
>>218095796okay uglylad keep thinking your clothes will stop people from feeling disgust at your ghoulish visage
Do women in their 20s and 30s take sex for granted? I don't think many of them would cope if an incel life were suddenly imposed upon them
incinerate the biomass
any hogs online x
>turning 30 this yearIt is fucking OVER 1996bros
>>218095989a lot of Japanese gangbangers in brazil?
>>218096030Sex isn't something normies, male or female, struggle with m8
>>218095989not me, im a freethinker, an individualist, as you can see i am here in /brit/ and not /cum/
>>218096030absolutely. the reality of incel life is totally alien to them. they might imagine it as merely different in quantity of interest. the complete absence of any interest, feeling invisible, is beyond their comprehension
>>218096127Based Adriana enjoyer
well that's a willy ain't it
mad how porn made me gay
mad how even if I went back in time 30 years, i would still only have a rudimentary understanding of technology compared to experts
>>218096145cope. how's that work?
not sure if diego will be posting tomorrow as it's fold's 24 hour new years day party and he should be there
called the newsagent a poojeet and now I'm barred wtf
>>218096145>Bums you
*hides in plain sight*
i always find it amusing when some spamming freak thinks it's only the jannies who don't like themnah cunt nobody else does either
Remember when everyone got depressed because they had to stay inside during covid? Crazy that haha
any personalities online x
>>218096184Happy days for me
>>218096019i'm naturally beautiful actually. fashion just lets me modify that beauty however i like
the realistic gf prospect
>>218096158When I first started watching porn I just wanted to shag the hot women I was watching and it was like the next best thing, eventually I got into grimmer and grimmer fetishes and I'm just basically gay nowI stopped wanting to shag women years ago
>>218096215
>>218096240
>>218096030I was thinking about this recently with regards to the blonde escort I've seen twice.She must have had sex with 200+ men easily. She's been escorting for over 5 years. Probably has been sexually active for half her life. Meanwhile I got to 29 as a KHV.
>>218096113uncwithgoodpuss
>>218096266kys
>>218096215Could do worse in looks for sure lad. Real question is how much cock has she taken?
Where's Seasidemark?? :/
>>218096266you still are a KHV. paying a whore doesnt count
will a woman accept him as a husband once he gets down from the escort carousel?
nigga tried to style it out
This month marks thirty years since Ricardo Lopez aka The Bjork Stalker began his video diaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op8LnzxgukI
been gooning to Anna De Ville all day
>>218096353ktim (if i was a woman)
>>218096240I know it's grim, but I wanked to some of the videos in /gif/'s sbbw thread.
>>218095742>Female users thought making the first move was too much of a burden, so their potential dates can now make the first contact. Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden.>women got to experience what it feels like to be a man on dating apps and immediately started crying and demanding changes runing bumble's only selling point
>>2180962154/10 but could be better by exercise
>>218096378they at least are reacting and noticing him, smiling and giggling, not ignoring him completely like the white girl didhaving seen this one, i can imagine him having success with indian girls, so long as he approaches them afterwards and doesn't just walk away
>>218096470I just hate them so much
never liked sex me just find it awkward. always just worrying about things as it's happening and could never get im the moment. yes obviously I am autistic
>>218096495Disgusting sow
>>218096215uglyis she british? she has a british face. i can't imagine many yank girls having this phenotype
>>218096469
>>218096469Welsh slag
>>218096353ok i see the appeal now
>>218096495POV: refugee being explained European rules on sexual harassment
>>218096303Can't you go to the seaside and find him? It's not a very big country. I've heard you can travel from east to west in one day. That would take an American weeks to get from the east coast to the West coast.
c'mon sunderland
>>218096501I was terrible both times I did it. I just know they told their close friends how bad I was.
>>218096521Shant be sharing my webms with you then will i
Never even approached a woman me, simply refuse to engage in humiliation rituals
>>218096495Name of this breeding stock
>>218096495
https://www.vocaroo.com/11qFZVdaMpgM
>>218096531you need to be stopped
>>218096546>"On this episode of Blighty's Hardest Boozers..."
two more days and then holiday obligations will be over. finally
Wish I was dead
>>218096616Omdddddddddddddz you absolute freak
>>218096612
BIG BOOTY ASIANS!
>>218096631I've seen so many staged videos similar to this I assume most them are.
Last girl I shagged was dead silent the entire time fingering, shagging etc and her clit was hard to find and stay on compared to my ex's. It was very disorientating being louder than the girl for a change, especially since I'm not very loud myself.
>>218096610Tess Ticles
Been on-call for toil this week and I'm quietly confident nothing will happen and I'll get a cool 400 quid for doing absolutely nothing
To be honest i'll be glad to see the back of 2025, a lot has gone on and most of it turbulent. Personally turning 60 hasn't probably helped but i am positive things will look brighter in 2026.
>>218096701ok
>>218096727What do you do lad?
met the other two young women in another flat on my floor at a new years social with the old ladiesi'm sure i came off as a weird balding autist
amusing when yanks label yank things victorian
>>218096773oh no you came across as exactly what you are
glod
>>218096667>>218096612>>218096495Love sexy women but the kind of sows that film this lust provoking shite need to be rapedRefugees understand this
>tfw u hear hymen snapmmhmm anuva one sorted
>>218096761poopsmith
2025 was a nice juicy solid number. 2026 feels uneven and off kilter
>>218096600i've approached hun dreds and still get really anxious doing it
>>218096761A step above an IT support slave
Reminder: Wool is naturally flame resistance. Plastic alternatives (polyester, polyamide, polypropylene, etc) are not. One should only wear cotton under clothes (underpants and t-shirt) and woollen outer layers (socks, suit, jumper, coat, hat, etc). The only acceptable exceptions are linen (shirts, trousers, suit) in hot climates, and leather (coats and footwear).
>Refugees understand this
>>218096790
Rorke mistaking fireworks outside in his nice part of town for gunshots and thinking that the uprising against the brown people has begun
>>218096790agreealso deport wogs
>>218096657You will get over it.
>>218096817>*notes this down in case I ever find myself in a nightclub fire*
fucking bastard brother won’t let me watch the darts forcing me to watch BORING city vs Sunderland BORINGGGGGG
AJ is lucky that car wreck didn't start burning
>>218096841shitting hell
>>218096853>not watching the night managerare you n ot UK?
>>218096867FactsNo water in Africa init
all those young fit women that got burnt to ashes and dust in that swiss ski resortthe cronem just shed a tear
measure and post your results
they took this from us
was watching the full monty the other night, it really felt like a time capsule of 1990s britain, particularly with how people could just start new jobs the next day
>>218096889Never heard of that is it good
>>218096913NOOOOOO NOT MY GRIM NORTHERN SHITHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
carscum never stop moaning do they
>>218096901I wonder if any cronem died. I saw at least one light-skinned cronem in their promotional video.
>>218096849Additionally do not use flammable products such as hair spray and deodorants.
>>218096853get it up on your phonehttps://streamed.st/category/darts
shooting pain in my chest and left armit's OVER
>>218096841Would love to plunge my tongue into her anus
trying co-op fairtrade decaf tea bags, will report back with findings
>>218096906measure what
mad if AJ had sat in the front it could have been him lying there with his head smashed off
acquiring a clue this year if it kills me
>>218096963My man
Great start to the new year lol
stomach dem a rumble wey need a quorn nuggetdem
>>218097030Jake Paul sends his regards
league of legends launched
>2026kek
>>218096841corr
Watching the Rose Bowl at toil.
The year of our Lord, Twenty Twenty Six.
>>218097047female stats
eating potatoes
holy shit Sunderland just scored
need to be in the ground by 2027
rip david attenborough
>>218097047my stats? 12 hours in /brit/, everyday
carlybender found dead in truro
haven't left the house all year
>>218097120>>218097169Just gone completely goymode today, hours on social media, about five wanks, got a kebab, watched the footyYou're really gonna begrudge a man for going goymode every once in a while?
>>218097213what are you even looking at on instagram
>>218097168>its real
>>218097238gay porn
mad how me mum died in the holly
you ever see an indian with the surname dikshitjust not right is it
>>218097168sir david attenborough to you
fireworks still going off. Are we deadass?
>>218097277on foenem grave cuh
listening to smashmouth idgaf
>>218097264sorry 2 here that lad me mam triped on some tinsel last year hit her hed an died so bean there done that giz a ring if u need 2 talk pal x
>>218095949>all that fat>nearly nothing in the titsTragic constitution.
lads my ecg came back said igot irregularities in my heart beat fuck ladsim FUCKED
>all my old friends posting holiday family pics with their kids on ig2026 might be year of the rope iih
>>218097277normscum NEED their flashy bang sparks because the made up number changed
me mum died in the ski resort
>>218097340christmas is over mate your heart was supposed to grow three sizes already
For real
Ah yes a cp posterBeen a while
fucked up my sleep over crimboid and been going to sleep at like 4am and getting up at noon HOWEVER need to be awake for toilany ideas on how to get to sleep at a sensible hour tonight
virginity is punk rock
>>218097298Hey now you're a rockstar get your game on go play
>>218097238Just scrolling reels non stop
>>218097297dear oh dear
>>218097394no caffeine or nicotine today and all screens off at 8pm with only red lights on after that so you already fucked it
holy shit pep just punched rodri and they've suspended the game
Mad how people go on about Dublin being beautiful and it's basically just Hull with worse accents
>>218097373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEKhdkmSnk
might give up on nofap not even one day into the new year
>>218097435mate ireland is so midsame as scotland(it's england but they talk funny/got less colonial history)no mate it's worse england with people who got mega chips on thier shoudlers
pretty sure that violates United States law.
>>218097427
what do we reckon lads
>>218097447i was cranking the hog about 2 hours after i got up to a slag pissing her jeans and said i was going to get off the muck this year
>>218097447yeh? let's get u oiled up then x
>>218097465grow up little boy and stop eating slop
nonce botnet freakout
>>218097465congrats on providing employment for illegal boat men
>>218097465one or the other you fat cunt
>>218097481oh!
>>218097465wouldn't order from somewhere with spelling mistakes in their menu
Think im gonna just lay down until i die
whats the appropriate report option here then?
>>218097465a clue lost
>>218097506violates US law
>>218097506illegal contentgets the alarm bells sounding in the janny hq
how do you pronounce iroquois?
day 1, still new year new me
Bakary has picked up your order and is on the way.
>>218096495Wait a minute that dress
>>218097530irokwahirokwoyone or the other
>>218097530google down?
>>218097530I just say iroquois
>>218097530rhymes with quebecois
>>218097553grow up unfunny retard
>>218097543wonder how much of that food has been in their pants
It's finished at Sunderland, Manchester City have done all they can to fuck themselves over
three 0-0sokay then
serious fucking kill yourself botnet nonce
>>218097530pliskiniroquois pliskinlieutenant junior grade
gingernonce ona madone
>>218097578>>218097580did the men not kick the ball properly?
>>218097578mate im literally outside the etihad right now. lots of cheering so they've clearly just scored
>>218097608give it a rest rorke
love is like oxygen
>>218097580Great "sport"
genuinely mad that sharteta is actually going to win this. might stop watching if he does
cant believe some of you visit the same botnet website as this paedo freak
just seen questionable content posted on 4chan.org
>>218097494just replayed gta4 and came to realize illegal boatmen are badass actually. basically niko bellic delivering your goyslop, imagine that
THREE 0-0 slurpers in the premier league today
>>218097637Arsenal will bottle. It's in their DNA
>sharteta
Might donate to refugee organisations
>have gained 3kg this Christmas breakBrutal.
>>218097670yeah but that's when someone good is chasing them down. this season there's NO ONE
https://youtu.be/leJPJ764Bxs
Midwest Safety unsubscribed. The reddit captioning was doing my head in
>>218096986It's finished.
Ballotelli.........AgueroooOOOOOOOOOh he booted it into the stands, guess Manchester United win the 2011-12 Premier League then
omds get this fraud out of my league
managed to lose all my knives and forks. How's that happened then?
>>218096030uh yeah? normies cannot understand not having sex. actually mad to think about it.
>>218097700Really want to scran that. English people complain that their economy isn't as strong as ours, yet they always eat better than us.
Indiana just scored a touchdown in the Rose Bowl. Alabama on the ropes.
>>218097700Elton John giving a nod, "looks good" he says
>>218097731
>>218097700just opened this and it's a disguised cp image. be careful everyone
>>218097703Absolute state of them m8
Mad how Arsenal have 'arse' in their name
>>218095949She doesn't even seem that fat though it's almost like her limbs are thicker
might bust a massive nut
>>218097745a carbonara penne?
>>218097755mad how all their managers have had either arse or emirates in their name
>>218097755
kek at the broccolihead fanning the flames>120 IQ>120k pa
>>218097740Bet Ruby does some rather smelly farts.
wish i were a yank and mayflower descendant
>>218097755think that's mad? Look at Scunthorpe
>>218097771that's what the thumbnail shows...
>>218096033Allow more of it in. Incinerate the libraries, destroy the universities, ban the education, allow more of the biomass in.
>>218097795Thor, like the god, wow
pov of an undocumented small boat migrant
>>218097782why are they just stood watching why aren't they exiting the premises
good lord what is happening in here
horpe I get some scunt this year
>>218097782Looks nafri
Me? got a 9 inch knob but it's attached to a spastic mong
>>218097819
>>218097782was only joking before, but seriously how the fuck did 40 people die from this?
>>218097755oh my dayyyyyyssssssssss
>>218097825FONT
>>218097793my first ancestor to America was from Ireland and landed 1761. I wish i lived in Ireland.
Shall refrain from clicking any images for the time being.
>>218097840might bash your skull in
>>218097829Doesn't hit the same in the days of AI-generated imagery
arse lad night
>>218097857oh yeah? with your big knob?
>>218097822I see you Simpsons reference Lel
>>218097837Idk if the sliding doors open from the inside. Maybe the smoke obscured other exitshttps://x.com/curynho91/status/2006845674256822453?s=20
>>218097782How many of the 40 deaths were avoidable if everyone had started leaving as soon as the fire began?
>>218097782so the zoomer reaction is to whip your phone out to get content of your own demise
was feeling alright 5 mins ago but now i want to cut myself again
>>218097880now imagine how many would be avoided if the fire never started wtf!!!!!!!
>>218097829Fucking ghouls filming that shit from 10 feet away
>>218095949god i wish i was drowning
fucking hell therapy 2026 needs an early start mate
>>218097875grim
>>218097838THIS PIC HAS HIDDEN CP, MODS
>>218097875screaming wonder if that's supposed to be funny in french
>>218097911i won't do it but i want to controlling it
>>218097837people will always fall over and jam the main exitwherever you go take a second to note where the emergency exits are
watching a woman play a video game
most people dont bolt out the room at the first sign of fire you absolute mongs its a psychological thing if you see a bit of a fire somewhere you just assume it will die out and not go through some weird combustion conflagration in seconds then its too late
>>2180979232026 is the year where we're lovely.
>>218097740Ruby looking peng lately
>>218097929think i can't push a 40kg woman out of the way?
>>218097935what game?
>>218097946dont think i can be :)
>>218097929>wherever you go take a second to note where the emergency exits arei always do before entering your mom's vagina
>>218097938Bizarre post
>>218097938Yeah you'd look like a total virgin if you ran out of the room immediately
why there weren't any fire extingquishers on the walls I thought this is standard safety regulation that they're supposed to be present in every room
>>218097967it's quite simple, we can all do it <3
that swiss bar looks like a deathtrap
>>218097964ocarina of time
>>218097959yeah now try a staircase covered in a pile of them
>>218097979its not simple i have anxiety and depression
rorkes creps
Somali daycare is safer than Switzerland clubs. Whew lad.
>>218098003corrrr
>>218098005i'm bipolar as we know and i'm going to become lovely this year too
>>218097703>American or UnknownDios mio...
well that's the first day of the year completely wasted then
>not only does mrs brown's boys get a christmas special, they also get a new year specialthis irish cunt must have some real shit on someone at the bbc
>>218098037it's the chinese century lad, chinese ny in february, get in
genuinely mental how fucked this living situation is and yet i cannot bring myself to do a thing about it
>>218098038its been a bad year for the BBC all round this christmas. Worst ratings in 35 years apparently.
Of course Netflix couldn’t resist race mixing the red-haired White woman with the black in Stranger Things.Max is red haired and White because those traits come from generations of the same population reproducing amongst themselves.Netflix encourages people to destroy that with their billion dollar enterprise in nearly every one of their shows.
>>218098058you mean the normal century?
>>218098068Rorke mate I do not care
>>218098068Long since cancelled Netflix. They'll not get a red cent out of me from now on. I'll just steal any of their shit I want to see.
>>218098068rage on timmy
They made mozart a japanese man in the Sky programme too. Of all the times and places to remove white people, aristocratic white austrian classical music isnt safe either
>>218098068The Jews will it, that's why
>>218098084>>218098089n
Max:>>
rorke making a statement post
>>218098091umm sweaty. mozart was a black disabled transgender pakistani woman with a beard actually
the swiss ski resort situation is WILD
Listening to Animals by Pink Floyd
Fun fact: A Jewish 'sociologist' decided to make Cheddar man's face black too
>>218098108the swiss needed humbling
even my woke globohomo gf burst out laughing in that scene at the end where will is sat in the gay bar lol
>>218098108old news. get over it.
>>218098068rorke mate we could have left this in 2016
rorke believing everything he reads on the internet
leftymong on the paedo botnet again
24 hours ago you were all saying '2026 my year' then immediately went back to the usual routine. SAD!
>>218098108come on mate, that was yesterday. the world has moved on now. there's still things going on in gaza you know
fancy an indian, if you know what i mean
rorke getting put in james o'briens idiots corner tomorrow at 10
I hope it wasn't just whites who died in the fire, but I fear it might've been
i might be a mentally ill schizo but at least i dont spam rorke obsessively all day every day to cope with the fact im lonely paki
>>21809810840 plus dead, and there's reports of dozens more with massive life changing burns
>>218098148shouldn't have played all that woke shit last night then, should they?
>>218098148
>>218098169
i know maya jama is 'one of them' but not gonna lie lads, i really wouldn't mind sniffing her arse
>>218098154cor yes some indian women can be peng
they do pair black men with red-haired women quite often to be fair
>>218098187grow up mate
>>218098158
>>218098201is that photo from before or after the fire
>>218098201sorry cant speak french so cant give you any news x
eat your fibre
>>218098217hurr durr le epic rasicm so funny!!!
>>218098217
>>218098217SCREAM
>>218098233you stick out like a sore thumb here mohammed
>>218097875damn that sucks
>>218098233>hurr durr le epicmate are you 37 years old
>>218098233
Where’s the new?
MAGUIRE... MBEMBA TO PUT MANCHESTER UNITED AHEAD
where is it then?
>>218098201he looked gay
OFCOM have banned new /brit/s
>>218098275turn on your screen
the new, rorke.where is it?get it posted.
>>218098298>>218098298
>>218097782and now ive got no sympathy for their deaths
>>218098068The only quality show netflix ever made is The Crown and even then they tried to push a fictional interracial story.
>>218098110I dont think ive ever heard it. Listened to Dark Side of the Moon. Wish You Were Here, and The Wall.
