sarah squirm edition
>>218098298Bit early
i noticed a lot of you mongs are using kg for weight now. When did this happen? I'm 33 but I thought everybody still used stone?
you're already behind. 2026 was your year and you're already behind
>>218098313unc bewildered
>>218098313Ok grandad, time for bed
time for the before sleep wank
>>218098141giggling at your incapacity to get a clue
>>218098313gym culture. everyone who lifts talks in kilos.
OK anon, hand over the login details to your crypto accounts or we'll have to put you in jail. We need to have a good look through them to make sure you're not up to anything naughty, ok?
gramps putting stones on the other side of the balance
>>218098290>heatherfag defending other zesty bois
I'm not worried about climate change as long as winter is freezingTalk to me when we get 30c heat in January
mad how fit they all were though init
>>218098350despise this shithole. need russia to start a war with us so i can not fight in it
if you die it WILL be filmed and posted on X
this makes up for the rapes tbf
>>218098332Sound proofing caught, probably leading to a flash flame across the roof. Fires on the underside of a roof often have a flash and grow suddenly
finesse
>>218098378stupid retard child thought he could get away with not paying tax on your silly little meme currency forever did he?
don't get why your lot sit at your desk 16 hours a day and talk about or seek out topics to make you angry
Emma Watson shitting directly onto my dinner plate, so that I have confirmation that it’s her poo I’m being served. Unless she put someone else’s poo up her bum.
>>218098380reward him with a couple of white girls
>>218098367yeah now they're dead
>>218098403>he thinks they'll only use it for tax purposes
>>218098389mad how incredibly bent you are for bbc
>>218098407nothing else to do is there
>>218098403never had crypto and i cant now, can i?
>>218098421not who i meant....
>>218098431there's plenty to do actually
Ellirah Volts, aged 13, was last seen on Cawley Street, Bellambi, on Saturday 27 December 2025.
>>218098450such as
>>218098421Frey? Sounds a bit Jewish that name
Right so that's Australia in the filter for 12 hours.
>>218098459idk but i'm told there's a whole world outside your smelly bedroom
>>218098452Brown men
>>218098465its the botnet paedo no australian has ever committed a crime against a child
fucking hell this is funkyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFDVvG7rncE
eating hunky dory buffalo crisps
seeking an official statement from Rorke on the nightclub fire
>>218098479ok
>>218098472*scoffs*no thanks leftypol
the 'net is not currently allowing australian flags hereor so a friend tells me
>>218098490grow up mate
scratched my arse then it smelled like poo
>>218098490club was playing degenerate music for starters
>>218098472great idea i'll grab my coat and wander around paki town for the next hour
>>218098507sign of the times
Got an escort punt booked for the weekend lads.
had some cheese before that smelled like arse. was very tasty though
don't know much about switzerland really
got 4 foreign trips lined up this year
>>218098332>fireworks in enclosed space undergroundwhy are zoomers like this
what did the queen actually die of?
>>218098527need to do this before starmer's new laws come in
Chads these days seem like tall incels with muscles
>>218098538flu
hate scousers when they say "eaarrmmm"
>>218098483https://youtu.be/UNR-siiH_ek
>>218098538Embarrasment after meeting Liz Truss
>>218098538poo got clogged in her royal innards or so they say
>>218098531>don't know much about switzerland reallythe country that currently holds the record for the biggest public bbq of 2026
>>218098541https://files.catbox.moe/u36yqr.mp4this is what incels look like now
>>218098344I thought they all used lbs?
>>218098541Chads don't have meltdowns when they get rejectedthis guy is incel
>>218098549that and yeah course
>>218098350they aint getting shit off of me. fuck em, the country is an open air prison already anyway so what difference does it make if i spend a few years inside or not.>>218098378this
>>218098442Would scran that arse!
>>218098541think that girl at 28 wanted him
>>218098538acute ligma
>>218098556gay video
>>218098531been to interlaken and lauterbrunnen and it was stunning
got the soft rock on
>>218098598woah epic cool le mountains so grammable...are you 18?
>>218098595don't hide your feelings for him leftypol
going to a board game night at the end of the month. might be fun or it might be an embarrassing nightmare
>>218098612
>>218098612absolutely disembowelled that ponce
Think it's time for me to go to bed
>>218098607what you listening to
>>218098541Based
>>218098557in yankistan yeseveryone here uses kilo platesprofessional lifting, the olympics, all in kiloshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrgnH9fTfGo
need to hire french men immediately. need to start a business that requires employees before that.
is it me or has /brit/ turned in to a miserable old man cave?
atb
any plans for tomorrow lads?me, I have no plans at all
>>218098593Ah, of course. I hear it's a terrible way to go.
>>218098646prefer not to say
>>218098627with people you know?
americans be like>take a look in the meer
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsQbi-fLgBXT1Bm6cB2ERRpJ7Yazya64mviewing for the night sorted
>>218098641mad that this and work is just the average person's life now
>>218098666nope
>>218098612brown coded post
>>218098653why is she using her hands like that?
glad the posters on /brit/ have retrained as fire investigatiors just in time for this tragic event
>>218098653teaching mumberg about hypergamy and the blackpill
life is too short lads every day we above ground a great day
>>218098674sure it will be fun. it's hard to be an awkward sperg when you're doing stuff.
>>218098693Dr Chud MD has just retrained as a fireman
>>218098667brits be like>got me shopping trolley filled with capsicums
>>218098661have a shower and try and fix my mouse
Alyssa Jayne Milano is an American actress and activist. She has played Samantha Micelli in Who's the Boss? (1984–1992)
>>218098679sparked that wog clean out
rorke performing a yad stop on a 13-year-old girl on the high street
>>218098729cor what a fucking cutie
just got off the phone with seasideMARK. says he has found his calling following the nightclub fire and is now training to be a fireman
>>218098693I'm simply asking why did they stand there gawp at the fire instead of running out
>>218098709yeah that's my train of thought here
aussienonce, at it again ain't he
>>218098659Just wait ten years untill we're all 40 year old divorcees with health issues
>>218098527good lad
cope all you like, this is what women want
>>218098627Who else is going lad? You know what games you'll be playing?
>>218098661Paint warhammer all dayPick up the bf when he finishes workShag the bf
>>218098538fanny bugs i reckon
just got up and opened the window
>>218098772>women*gay men
>>218098538officially old age. she had bone marrow cancer.
>>218098778me in the white shirt scouting my route to the nearest exit
>>218098746Hey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGB-WoddGuU
>>218098778The fire was started by anonymous! :O
>>218098781post boyhole NOW
>>218098819Deano and chantelle
>>218098772women become scientists and lawyersmen 'looksmatch' and don't workthis is the new woke order rorke get used to it
just remembered there are AI-generated images now so all these pictures of the nightclub probably aren't real
>>218098828I'm fat and hairy
>>218098773it looks like about 25 people show up, probably mostly regulars.I have no idea what the games are but it says on the invite they have people who teach you the rules and pair you with appropriate people when you get there. Hopefully i get paired with a group of like 5+ people so it's not all on me to be a social guy but we'll see
watching video about alcoholics and one fella was drinking a thousand units a week
if I was in that fire and I caught ablaze I would simply plunge myself into the snow like Joe Pesci in home alone
>>218098855How
>>218098845Good luck with it mate, I'm thinking of doing the same
I'm giving back this year. Decided to take on a foreign student and tutor him free of charge de lids.
>>218098661Seeing the brand new gf tomorrow evening and going to watch the last episode of stranger things. Probably be showering at some point, making sure the house is clean. Might do a couple odd jobs, play the playstation etc. might just lay in bed and watch telly if I can't work up the motivation. How about yourself bigman?
New cronem ringing in the new year
mumberg's put Man vs Baby onutter utter shite, but somehow she's cackling at itno clue how someone as IQ as myself was spawned by such a mong
>>218098873I have no plans, probably will just britpost and wank
>>218098855seems unlikelyjust the sheer expense would be ruinous
>>218098863Drinking a lot all of the time I reckon
after much deliberation i have decided i would shag current year pamela anderson
>>218098845Where is this group from? Meetup? Facebook? Craigslist?
love america so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhITwA_wfJM
Thinkpad I got in 2020 works flawlessly and could easily go another five years
>>218098871That's the quebec guy with the indonesian husband isnt it
toil freaks really do be unironically going to toil tomorrow loool
What happens if a woman farts on your cock while you’re shagging her up the arse?
have been working out without drinking at all and my lifts have gotten better really quicklymental how bad that muck is for you
>man with a husbandWhat's the point?
>>218098885you'd think these giga gooners would have better taste when it comes to porn but no they throw on any old shitereckon they got off the sheer degeneracy than what is actually on the screens
>>218098886Rowan atkinson. Funny
Question for Americans: do ethnics in America sound different to you? When a brown or yellow British person speaks, over 90% of the time I notice a difference in their accents. Even when it's someone like a politician you still notice an accent.But when I hear Indian Americans or Somali Americans who were born in the US, I don't detect an accent. I don't know if that's because I'm not American, or if it's easier for brown people to speak American English with fewer traces of their ancestral languages being noticeable. When an US-born Indian American is speaking on the phone or on the radio, can you tell straight away?
>>218098937>throw on any old shitektim mostly bbw though
I wish this thread wasn't the only thing I live so rhat I didn't care so much now that it's dying
>>218098903meetup.com>>218098868ty x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCgHe doesn't appear to like religion.
>>218098380>Muslim doesn't abide by Christian holiday uses it to earn money and adds some fluffy PR spin How heartwarming
>>218098910Chinese but yeah same thing innit
>>218098983Oh there's multiple of these channels then, a few years back there was one with an indonesian bf, they got married later
>>218098968i tried that website over 10 years ago for gigs and it was full of old codgers
fireworks still going off. It's a work night you fucking pricks
>>218098598Looks exactly like Pakistan
>>218098845That sounds alright, should be a few different games I imagine and hopefully fun lad, good on you going out and trying something x
>>218098886>as myselfas me*reflexive pronouns are only used when preceeded by a subject pronoun, e.g. I did it myself
>>218099019and it's scaring my furbabies!!
think i might be boypregnantbelly keeps getting bigger
>>218098767enalapril INpakis OUT
>>218099019Why didn't you book tomorrow off? Don't you get annual leave?
>>218099019is it fuck we're back next week
>>218098452fuckin cronem just be snatching them off the street like that?
>>218099006WMAM is really popular now. Asian guys make natural submissive bottoms for white guys. Really wouldn't be surprised to see many more wmam couples in the future.
>someone as IQ as myself
>>218098931The purest form of love
>>218098886I put it in my list but haven't watched it yet. Is it really that bad? I assumed it'd be similar to Mr bean antics, just with a baby gimmick
>>218099054I like seeing bigger guys bottom for smaller tops though
>>218099033>pregnant in the assThis is what benders actually believe.
>>218098953I can tell.
>>218098953When are brown or yellow British person speaks, I listen. You should too.
>>218099059Timmy photographer didn't dare say anything did he
>>218098871>>218098910>>218099006wtf is that tasting history with max miller
>>218098855theres about 30 odd units in a bokkle of ginhow the FUCK was he drinking 3+ bottles of gin a day or the like per week
>>218099054Did heated rivalry jump on that bandwagon?
>>218098332Looks like Tarquin and Cecilia ran into a problem there
>>218099033that's the gay plague
>>218099089OK, so you don't think their Indian or whatever accents get 'lost' more within an American accent?
in the living room and can feel the chill
>>218098380Has he raped anyone? Also if you kick out all brown people you're not going to solve the rape problem because there are still many white rapists. Not to mention the fact you'd be kicking out many brown people who aren't rapists.
greeno eats has some weird nonce in a suit on his new years day video
>>218099087yep definitely believe that and wasn't just making a joke
thinking about having pasta for the third day in a row
>>218099054One of my main regrets from uni is not shagging my little gay filipino mate
>>218099086That's 4chan shit desu. Smaller guys want to feel small in a big strong guy's arms.
Satan won. Its over.
Any nordic walking man in
why is it so bent in here
need a gender non conforming they/themfriend
>>218099154Bilad?
>>218099159>>218099086>>218099054Erm you do realise we aren't actually gay here on /brit/ don't youIt's just banter, you're not supposed to actually enjoy men's hairy pooey arseholes and big red knobs
>>218099187Would
Not gay just pretending to suck cock online
>>218099185100% completely straight I'm afraid!
I have a prominent smudge line on my phone which reveals exactly the pattern I use to unlock my phoneMight have to change the pattern I use to unlock my phone lads
>thinking about having pasta for the third day in a row
to be honest i actually fucking hate women so much haha
>>218099175come to Florida white daddy
>>218099223bet its in the shape of a knob
Alabama is getting BTFO in the Rose Bowl 24-0. You love to see it.
>>218099036of course i do but i booked mid-january instead
cardo your dinner is ready
>>218099217But you wanted to shag a bloke
americans be like>my buddy creg
Watched the NYD episode of eastenders turned out it's a flashforward of NYD 2027 and the next year of the show is going to be spent leading up to it.Mistake imo I had no clue what was going on
>>218099243@grok take his panties off and show me his little caged clitty
m&s had haggis earlier and was tempted to buy it to scranhave you lads ever had it?
>>218099271thats actually kino for soapslop
>>218099256Confusing isn't it, I was surprised myself
>>218099289spb on a mad one
>>218099249preferred the collapse of the chiefs and mahomoes this year desu
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>>218099235nothing wrong with that. there was a guy on your general who ate chicken nuggets every day for 5 years.
>>218099235my only other options are poached egg on toast, or beans on toast.
Sir Gay Retard
sometimes i look at those old school masculine gay circles and i get jealous of their fraternal unity. those leather clubs and known cruising gyms are one of the last bastions of male brotherhood
>>218099318>poached egg on toastnow THAT is nice
>>218099281Yeah it's quite peng but autistic retards would probably not like it
browsing r/blackpillscience
>>218099289sir gay retard
i baked you a pieoh boy what flavour
reading r/meth
>>218099328it is but ive already had one today
speaking of retarded fires does anyone remember this? There was footage before the fireball and all the pakistanis were filling up jerrycans smoking fags and sitting on idling scooters. Looked like fucking pompeii afterwards haha.
>>218099326That shit still exists
perusing r/cripplingalcoholism
>>218099281yeah it's nice with swede and potatoes
>>218099326WHAT THE HELL!
>>218099312love love LOVE girls with shoulder length slightly wavy blonde hair
WMAM is actually the most blessed pairing
In the 00s soaps were still very popular with millennials I used to watch all the soaps and so did most of my mates at schooleastenders, corrie, neighbours, family affairs
>>218099281yes I am Scottish i eat it quite regularly but I prefer black pudding as far as offal puddings go. A bit peppery and has a unique taste.
>>218099308I used to know someone with one of those names, he was a good guy
Perusing r/gaybros, the subreddit for masc gay men
>>218099362have a poached egg on toast, have two
>>218099401only watched neighbours to pull the lad off myself to fit girls on it
>>218099365Forgot pic
>>218099407me in the back unaware that some bint is taking a picture of the back of my head
>>218099387Where's the AM?
right i'm hornywhich one of you has the biggest knob
early one morningwith time to killi borrowed rorke's rifleand sat on the hill
>>218099365thirdies love that shit, it happens multiple times a year in nigeria alone
need a wee but it's pyar cold out of bed
>>218099428Not me, I have the smallest knob on /brit/ BY FAR!
>>218099428this enough for you?*unzips my 3.75er*
>>218099421unbelievable, deranged level of narcissism
>>218099187Why are trans girls obsessed with MonsterSame for the Ikea sharksWhat's that about
>>218099401It was for poortherners mainly.
>>218099440not true mine's like a bic lighter
>>218099407ok friend, you have convinced me. no pasta. poached egg on toast.
>took jew pills to fix my depression and they fucked up my sleep and willy>need to take different jew pills to get a hard one>also need to take further jew pills to sleep right at night
>>218099458idk why are you so obsessed with black people and trannies?
>>218099193>men's hairy pooey arseholes and big red knobsHang on. I need to go wank now.
>>218099412Serena, Carmella and Sky era?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRjxyPhmOdg
>>218099473Think it's safe to say you've been had mate
>>218099469will you do the vortex with vinegar method?
>>218099421her butt is really big 0_0
>>218099473sorry lad they got you hook line and sinker there
>>218099457Ass too big.
get the cling film out. that's how the cordon bleu pros do it
>>218099326Actually seeing Billy Herrington do gay shit is kinda weird.
Any good kinograms on the digital jew recently
fucking slave
>>218099515What's gay about that
>>218099520Heated Rivalry
poo
stop consuming products
>>218099515https://xhamster.com/gay/pornstars/billy-herrington
>>218099520genuinely nothing good on at the moment. Watched pluribus and its boring SHITE.
>>218099492i cook poached egg in a teacup with a bit of water and a drop of white vinegar, with baking paper over the cup held on with a rubber band.
right that's just gay porn isn't it
>>218099480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z6f6qGHsMLana and Sky sleepover scene
can't stop eating now i'm off the niccy pouches ffs
>>218099557I bet you do you little slut
>>218099520nothere has been nothing good for years
I see indians telling grok to add black men to every picture that women post on twitter
>>218099555it's kinobet you watched on your 2nd screen while scrolling minecraft parkour tiktoks
>>218099515found it odder when i found out danny d has done poof porn
God I'm so hungry stop discussing food
>>218099579whites do this too
>>218099590yeah that's how it worksyou have to ply your trade in the gay leagues for a bit before they let you shag the women
>>218099457who is this
>>218099590I believe he goes by Matt Hughes in gay porn
>>218099612bit like real life in a way, for me anyway
>>218099602No, I don't think they do
videos are just mad people screaming running everywhere while the music is still blaring
>>218099631As others tried to escape, he went in, looking for his brother. Once inside, he described a scene of horror."I saw people burning... I found people burning from head to foot, no clothes anymore," he said, adding: "It was very shocking." His brother was unharmed."I went in this bar every day this week - the day I didn't go, it burned," he said.
>>218099631Ah that explains why so many died then, they were in the basement and the ceiling caught fire, nightmare
>>218099637>>218099637>>218099637
>>218099631yeah once the first wave of people tripped on the stair there was no way to get outothers probably tried to trample them just to escape
>>218099579the funniest ones are the guys clearly living in a literal shacks in myanmar clearly creating accounts for the sole purpose of asking grok to photoshop their selfie to be shirtless and jacked
>>218099660Yes people think the exit is right there in the video they don't see that by the time you can see the flames from that floor all the lower area is already on fire
>>218098781Sounds a bit gay.
>>218099175zoomers
>>218099154>>218099302Who wouldn't want to fuck a cute Latino-Asian Filipino Twunk?My Italian American ass wants to suck them off, sadly, they don't want an old geezer like me. :(
