Serena off Neighbours edition
Gay porn subedish
surprised it's legal for a venue to have only one exitthought the swiss would have their shit together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ
>>218099637remember the storyline when she gets groomed by a photographer?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnRdN9BNKLc
nightmarish concrete hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbb_F42CHNk
>>218099696wood panelling, grenfell foam insulation and one exit. nothing could possibly go wrong
>>218099696this was a basement so chances are it was not supposed to be set up as public spacethere will be investigation into the whole thing now that will most likely reveal basement was illegaly turned into bar
ngl I felt some type of way about this
first day of 2026 about to end and you did what exactly?
Pluribus sounds dull and reddit. Heated Rivalry is about faggots. Shall not be watching either.
>>218099766ate a bacon sandwich
>>218099766Wanked
>>218099766Paint warhammer all dayPick up the bf when he finished workShag the bf
>>218099766didnt cry didnt cut myselfput it an online request for anxiety meds
>>218099766played runescape and wanked
>>218099772Sounds like my little pony is more to your speed
fire brigade would have condemned that shit hole resort if it was in this country
Genuinely find wiping my arse mind boggling. I can literally go through a whole bog roll and there will still be shite on it. I do quite deep when wiping am I meant to actually be sticking my finger up there to wipe or just wiping the surface area?
>>218099766didn't wank and thought about killing myself
>>218099766took drugs and dossed about
‘Heated Rivalry’ creator Jacob Tierney almost asked Carly Rae Jepsen to write an original song for the show.He plans to reach out to the singer for season 2.
>>218099766Wanked 3 times
>>218099772>Heated Rivalry there was a big scandal after it turned out one of the leads of that show got exposed for having a gf and then they doxxed the gfsaid he was gay for pay lots of fangirls are upset now I'd have thought they'd like him more if he actually shags women but that doesn't seem to be the case
need sex NOW
>>218099804yeah you have to stuff the paper right up into your colon
>>218099804fix your diet and eat more fibrealso get a bidetnasty creature
>>218099766woke up around 10am but lounged in bed until midday and laterwent for a walk, around 4-5kmpracticed guitar for an hourwatched the godfatherdid a little bit of readingplayed with catberg for a bit
>>218099766wanked to piss porn while wearing nipple clampsdrank a lot of gin and did a cheeky vomdrank more gin afterpost 11pm and thinking of making a pot noodle and cheese toastie
>>218099804drop a bit of food on the table and it's gone with a single wipe. have a little shit and i'm using a quarter of a roll. how does anyone explain it
>>218099832@grok give her a willy
Happy New Year /brit/ bros. Hope you have a great 2026.
Do short people get more steps on their step counters for a given distance?If their gait is shorter, is it not true that the steps on their pedometer are of lesser value?
>>218099821>When asked, Tierney stated that he was looking for some washed-up talentless old hag with no arse to chuck together some shitty song and he immediately thought of Carly.
>>218099743
>>218099830Fujoshi are rabid. They forced one of the two heartstopper leads, who was like 18, to come out by spamming that he was gaybaiting or something.
>>218099863>Do short people get more steps on their step counters for a given distance?yes
>Genuinely find wiping my arse mind boggling. I can literally go through a whole bog roll and there will still be shite on it. I do quite deep when wiping am I meant to actually be sticking my finger up there to wipe or just wiping the surface area?what kind of autism is this?
>>218099804don't stick it inside the arsehole doesn't like things being stuck up inside of it despite sicko brainberg's protests that it actually does like it
>>218099848UM x
>>218099877The cheating bastards
my pedometer just says "positive", must be broken
>>218099863im 5'6 and i typically just try to walk 30 minutes a day, or a set distance, rather than certain number of steps hope that helps
How's your new year's going lads? Me? Only been married a year and we're already heading for divorce.
just hit my leg on the corner of a table and said "fucking nigger", many such cases, a habit which i'm sure will get me in trouble one day
>>218099864carly is a canadian queer icon be nice
>>218099904Storytime
Made a nonce joke in the family group chat and now no one is talking to me
>>218099901bet that takes you all the way across the street
>>218099904got the film just for you
>>218099904What's she done wrong this time
>>218099791Oh give over you arsewipe
doctor gfberg has been doing a paediatric rotation and she keeps getting sick because children are apparently filthy little bastardsanyway i called her a nonce
>>218099904She cheated?
>>218099933fucking roasted that little dwarf
>>218099933i didnt choose to be shortwhy do you have to be mean to me?
cor spaffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zr1OAavyII
>>218099804You are going to get arse cancer doing that.
>>218099949It is known
Someone explain the yhe binble meme for me
>>218099646
>>218099848You are a foid aren't you
>>218099951>>218099943>>218099918She's been acting really strange since mid December, her works night out. Doesn't really talk to me now, just sits quiet. One word answers when I try to initiate conversation. Made her lunch today sat in silence the whole time and when she finished it just said she was going back to bed and slept the whole day. She's still in there now.
>>218099904I just woke up, everything hurts. >Only been married a year and we're already heading for divorce.Really? That's very unfortunate, I'm sorry anon, hope it doesn't happen.
>>218099904bolg on
>>218099959only joking lad *reaches down to pat your head*
>>218099804all jokes side you need to push the shite back inside a bit
>>218099961big fan of this lass. would love to sniff her arsehole
>>218099975funny typoall there is to it
>yhe binble
playing Ghost of Yotei while drunk
>>218099984Sounds like she shagged about
>>218099984have you tried asking her what's wrong
>Killer Arctic freeze to last for up to a WEEKit's over
deeply unfunny thread, just try hards and shit gimmicks and that poo schizo, backed up of course by about 3 posters on the paedophile botnet website.Grow upGet a clueYou pathetic vermin
>>218099984You asked her what's wrong?
>matched with a qt plain jane american girllads? will I finally be free from my chains of inceldom?
>>218099863where can i see my paedometer?
>>218099984She cheated and is trying to come to terms with the guilt
>>218100014Told her she can talk to me about anything but she just smiles and says she's ok. I've told her "I can tell you're not ok" but she just says she is
>>218099984latest spaino larp
>>218100015forecast says temperatures around 3-5C for a week. hardly a KILLER BLAST is it
"hey pigs" and they are men
I don't want to play Expedition 33 Why are they bringing parryslop into turn based combat I'm too old for this
>>218099832seen her bumhole
>tfw the local kebab guy won't be back from haj until next week
>>218099984get aggressive with her in the bedroom
>>218100023Based, hope you do.
>>218100019suck my pixie dick
>>218100023hope not don't like seeing people succeed
Spainos pedometer going off the scale despite him never leaving his scat encrusted gaming throne
>>218100031hate bio fems so much they're all like this
>>218100023no
don't understand why indians consider "bhenchod" such a grave insult since it means sister fucker, fucking your own sister seems like a huge flex to me. anyway don't most of those hypocritical curry munchers marry their cousins?
>>218100037It definitely is Southern England officially has a Mediterranean climate now.
>>218099984have you tried swinging your willy like a pendulum in front of her
>>218100050what do I donote that I'm an actual retard and need step by step instructions on how not to scare her off by being a total freak
>>218100040you don't have to parry grandad you can just dodge or set it to easy
>>218100019
You cannot convince me having a gf or wife is worth it. Just buy a sex toy and enjoy your extra income and hobbies.
>>218100064yeah I've never understood how a man could have a sister and not want to shag her
>>218099766slept through most of it
>>218100073>set it to easyI won't do that I might as well just watch a youtuber do it at that point
>>218100072You just be confident and go for it. I've never used apps desu. I'm an IRL type a guy.
>deeply unfunny threadwhy does he always post this?
>>218100065eagerly awaiting BBC news reports using stock footage of pensioners switching gas fires on then grumbling that it costs them 20p an hour to run
haven't left the house since boxing day
Happy 250th Birthday America!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN1iI-DaJNw
>>218100102he's a perpetually pooblasted fellow
>>218100098>You just be confidenti'm finished
>>218100102He doesn't when you're not here. Odd.
>>218100064bhenchod is insulting because they inbreed.its like calling a fat person fat, it hurts because its true
>>218100093in my case it's because my sisters are fat
>>218100109This is too much but I wouldn't mind slapping her tits just for fun.
>>218100107@grok remove the pussies from this image
>>218100085>>218100085Books are for plebsThe only books you can buy at waterstones are books like "Stop giving a F*CK: how to stop caring" and "Why I'm no longer talking to White people about race"complete and utter shit. If you read books you're a mong
>>218099766didn't drink, a victory since I was so tempted to start throwing my life away but I haven't done it
>>218100085she should go back to her country instead
>>218100109Beached whale sighted
>>218100109Utterly baffling that people can get to that size.
>>218100124
>>218100112Just don't overthink it and try to have a good time.
>>218100113done that cunt
some odd names out there HaroldLittle baby haroldWhat were they thinking
>>218100107sir aryan is so based
Might go have a cheese sarnie
Oh fun, the biomass have decided to begin partying again. They party 7 days per week don't you know, joyous ppl celebrating life
>>218100107i know actual cops who love gta, thought that was weird because i'd always assumed cops would find it offensive
The only bookshop I go to is the Waterstones in Gower Street opposite UCLThey don't only have meme books in there
>>218100143ktim no idea how to fix it
They just released the top 10 baby names for England in 2026. It is frightening.
>>218100137more baffling that her face stays normal
The Swiss bar is owned by Corsicans
>>218100113deeply unfunny postgrow up
It pains me to say it but I’d love to do a proper demolition job on Harvey Prices face
>>218100085how the hell does she think burying her nose in a childrens book in the kids section of a bookshop will encourage a chad to talk to her and ask her out
tick tock!
(8) we like to partywe likewe like to party (8)
I should become an ultimate fighting champion
>>218100176Disgusting fat bitch gorilla nigger behaviour
Gordon Ramsay IspopularWiththe Women !!
>>218100182muhammad in first, oliver in second again is it?
>>218100109name?
probably 90% of women who claim to be autistic just aren'twhat are they pretending for
>>218100124I buy books off Ebay.
>>218099637>>218099743I remember these so well plus that one where they jumped in the river
>>218100064>anyway don't most of those hypocritical curry munchers marry their cousins?yesthey also fuck their sisters well i say fuck it's rape really
damn, that swiss fire was not playing games
>>218100181how did you respond to that post if you have no idea what you just read?
>>218100219he always gets hit on by old ladies in kitchen nightmares until he starts ripping the shit out if their cooking
>>218100182Elon Musk is typing ...
>>218100240Quite based really
might eat more wraps in the new year
>>218100178love that one, it's massive and quiet inside
haven't got any anchovies for my pizza, reckon sardines might work
Zoomers have absolutely destroyed competitive multiplayer games?It’s literally impossible to play games like COD or Rust or fifa etc unless you are a shut in freak with no life. Basically everyone you play especially in FPS are semi proof autists
>>218100178oh yes they do
protect black trans lives
>>218100178>>218100259Quite a big lgbt section as I recall
>>218100204still no gf... :(
>>218100249don't remember :/
>>218100237Haha yeah i used to get such bones watching this. I was jealous of Boyd getting all that teen pussyHow old are you lad?
>>218100232they are highly susceptible to social fads
Professor Suzannah Lipscombe is 47 years old
Despise queers
>>218100264DunnoI'm 30 and I play BF6 and don't really have any trouble with itNot got a great k/d but I only play a couple of hours a week so
>>218100264>am I getting old and losing motor function in my fingers?>no... it's the children who are wrong
might be going to dallas for a conference with toil
>>218100264>Zoomers have absolutely destroyed competitive multiplayer games?How so?
>>218100284wanked to her one time
>>218100264get good unc
>>218100313what they call a pert bottom in brazil
welp made it the first day without wankingnow what should my first wank be to?
>>218100313christ you'd need at least 8 inches to even reach
feels like -14C in Chicago
>>218100313this is grim and freakish
>>218100327that's no trouble ladright? ...right, lad?
>>218100340So's your fucking nan
>>218100313hormonal disorder?
>>218100327not really
>>218100346she's a kind and pleasant old lady
>>218100352what happens in veliko tarnovo
this bloke arseraped hundreds of men and most of them didn't even know they'd been arseraped his cock must be MINISCULE
>>218100264lol i saw a video on that even casual modes are full of autists now trating it like competitive I don't know if destroyed but the bar's a lot higher, and a lot easier to get help to play anythingI know if I load up a game and it's full of anime and frog pfps it's all over it'll never stop either because gaming companies will never stop chasing the live service cash cow what I don't get though is a lot of them are still very bad at fifa
>>218100352Ok shagger
>>218100368pumped her rotten outside boots pharmacy you little wanker
>>218100378imagine all the poo he got on his knob
only ever play single player games me, prefer something that can be finished and moved on from rather than something i'll get addicted to and play every day for 10 years
>>218100264dexterity with controllers takes more practice and isn't as intuitively tied to aiming at specific points as a mouse is. most people are better at shooters if they're on PC because the mouse is for pointing, but controllers are superior to WASD in precision tasks which involve movement in games
>>218100376It's a great city, have been a bunch of times. It's just people living their lives, it's a beautiful place. >>218100383I'm just saying you can angle it.
>>218100378remember a detective describing how he had to sit and watch and catalogue the hundreds of rape videos they found
>>218100352and how are my 3 inches going to make it past those cheeks exactly?
>>218100418why were there videos
>>218100418
>>218100411what happens in burgas
any of you lads ever succesfully chatted up bar staff
>>218100393most men douche before going to the club you putrid incel
who decided there are 7 days in a week and we have to work 5 of them why couldn't it be 10 days and a 5 day weekend
>>218100427to send a message
>>218100418always wonder if those detectives that have to watch 'certain' videos ever wank to them afterwards
>>218100422You gotta open her up, missionary style.
taking my vast pile of coins to deposit into bankbergwill be carrying them in a tote bag, hope no one sees that and thinks i'm a performative male. maybe i should get a green marker and draw a dollar sign on it
>>218100439they do fucking not
>>218100439explain
wheres twin i need attention and love
>>218100427Yes, serial rapist Reynhard Sinaga filmed hundreds of hours of his attacks on unconscious male victims in his Manchester flat. The discovery of this footage by police after his arrest led to one of the largest rape inquiries in British history. Sinaga recorded his horrific acts on his mobile phones, creating a massive amount of digital evidence (3.29 terabytes, equivalent to 250 DVDs or 300,000 photos).
>most men douche before going to the club you putrid incel
>>218100432how do they decide who gets that job
>>218100453he's baiting youconceive a clue
>>218100432
>>218100449get a sack with SWAG written on itand buy a black and white stripy top
>>218100449whats a tote bag
>>218100468thanks chatgpt
>>218100474raffle
>>218100439subhuman faggot shit
>>218100432a man who loves his job
>>218100433In the summer it's a party place, music festivals and lots of fun to be had, beach is not good for bathing and chilling. I've been a couple of times around Christmas and it's also chill. I have a theeory that people who live near the coast are a different breed, they are funnier and more open and crazy.
>>218100480leftpol's gaff
>>218100480>and here is our son rorke's room...
>>218100475hello argie you cunt
>>218100451>>218100453virgin freaks
>>218100504screaming
>>218100026reckon if she had any of that he would've mentioned her doing a bunch of nice things for him out of nowhere
>>218100506are you english, welsh or scottish? don't hide behind the union jack
really want to spunk into stacey dooleys ginger muff then have her sit on my face and make me lick it all up
>>218100449How much do you have, one time I saved up around 300 Euro in coins, paid for my flight tickets to the Neherlands or the UK, I forgot and was left with some.
>>218100480need to get me one of these for when i'm scrolling brit apparently
>>218100480should be the OP image to every /brit/
Wait I just watched a video that said fur coats are still the warmest coats ever made and none of our modern coats even compare to the warmth of a fur one then why did we stop wearing those ones.
>>218100483a bag that performative males are known to carry
>>218100522scottish happy new year
What we're watching is a "soft" approach, the polar opposite of a drugs raid. No hard knock, no battering ram, no shouts of "police".Their tactics mean the peace and quiet of the neighbourhood continues uninterrupted.But inside the house the ripple effects of the unannounced visit are devastatingThe man's partner is told why the police are there.The couple's children want to know who the strangers are and the officers try to calm everyone down.One of the detectives, Joseph Wilson, said: "The only thing I can compare it to in policing is delivering a death message."You're telling them the person isn't who they thought they were."
>>218100507mate if you are fucking man arse on a regular basis you are getting shit on your knob
>>218100539happy new year cunt
>>218100491she was fit an all
>>218100537what's a performative male(tee'd you up for a hole-in-one here mate, don't let me down)
mornin lads x
doing my monthly watch of the nonce hunters who get a guy to turn up in a nappy and then he shits the nappy in front of a fake 12 year old and the police make him change out of the nappy before he is taken to jail
>>218100439he raped straight men you retarded piece of plankton
THREE, i repeat THREE foreign flags are currently posting in the thread
>>218100556
>>218100569Morning lad, happy new year >>218100578what's going on here?
>>218100578i like the one they make the pred put the inflatable butt plug up his arse and inflate it a bit then warn the police he has it up his chuff when they turn up
>>218100559yeah I used to wank to her too sometimes was really spoiled for choice
What vape flavour should i go with lads?
>>218100587how hard would an argie bloke like me have it to get into the uk? say, compared to your wogs and ranjeets? I have a science degree btw
>>218100587Me? I've filtered every JF flag. Amazing how much better it makes this place
>>218100578Can't help for feel sorry for the ladThere but for the grace of God go I and all that
>>218100578got that same brand of telly
>>218100589Holy fuck I remember this sceneWhat IS Sky wearing?
>>218100611the combination flavours look disgusting, I don't even like multi-berry yoghurt
>>218100378he really didnt rape anyone though, i cannot remember the last time ghb knocked me out to the point of not being in any sort of control. those blokes wanted some androgynous gook to molest them if theyre behaviour in SEA countries are anything to go by. they only cried rape when the vids were found.
>>218100589btw where are you finding these screencaps? I used to find them on tartydoris, but that site disappeared years agomight need to do a little walking trip down memory lane
>>218100605we never knew how good we had it
>>218100646I look and feel like this rn
>>218100646me, this is, lol
rorke omds
catberg's orange and he's got short legs and a long body so he kind of looks like a weasel when viewed from the side bless him x
>>218100578just execute these cunts we don't need them
>>218100660
>>218100644his victims were unconscious in the videos, they didnt cry rape. he got caught in the act when one victim woke up. nobody else had cried rape. police had to identify them.
can't believe this used to come on after newsround
>>218100613Just say you're gay and fleeing for your life. You'll be put up in a new build, council house with free transportation to anything you need
>>218100644>i cannot remember the last time ghb knocked me out to the point of not being in any sort of controlWell yeah you wouldn't would you, sort of the point
>>218100644shut the fuck up you idiot
>>218100654I think I probably found them on there myself and saved them about a billion years ago
>>218100684cor imagine the police showing up at your door asking if this is you getting bum raped on camera
>>218100684>police had to identify them.grim imagine getting a knock at the door from a 5'3 hijabi policewoman informing you that you got raped by a 5'4 gook and all the lads back at the station had seen it
>>218100432if it's so bad why is he smiling
Rorke staring into the mirror Patrick Bateman-style and whispering "kek, this is me"
>>218100694there is a ginger milf with big tits in the UK, might be a news anchor or something, she kind of looks like Susan Sarandon, would like to shag her, you know who I'm talking about?
sardine pizza is nice
>>218100713would ask to keep the tapes
>>218100713Mummy coming up the stairs and knocking on the door asking where you were that night
/lovely2026/ not off to a great start :/
you tell em peter!
>>218100327no man even with 8 incher is getting past the cheeks if she's laying on her stomach in prone bonebut doggy and missionary + cowgirl can absolutely work
>>218100749If I had to spend christmas day with any weather girl I think it'd be Carol. Bet she makes a cracking dinner.
>>218100660>the bar is in hell>still fucks men who don't pass the barfemoids
>>218100684>they didnt cry rapebut they did when confronted with the vids. alls im saying is that all these straight guys happened to be wandering the streets alone at night suddenly accepted am invitation by some jungle gook to go back to his house? bro, supposedly hundreds of blokes did the exact same thing? sinaga didnt drag them into his flat did he? it doesnt add up at all
>>218100684how did they identify them? arse recognition technology? asking mikey in as a consultant?
>>218100789didn't he roofie them but they thought they just blacked out from drinking too much that's why they didn't say anything
i'm firmly against homosexuality lads*finds a gay man and presses my body firmy against his*
>>218100789>but they did when confronted with the vids.yeh because they had just seen video evidence of themselves drugged out being arse raped on camera you mongoloid
>>218100789>but they did when confronted with the vidsYes. Because they were raped.
honestly if a man fucked me up the ass, i would cum, and no you don't have to be gay for that to happen
>>218100818haha x um
>>218100789>but they did when confronted with the vidsWell yeah if you see a video of yourself being raped which you weren't aware of at the time because you were drugged to the point of being unresponsive then yes its reasonable to then conclude that you were raped
Sir Paul Chuckle
>>218100807Apparently he handed his MBE back, stating "To you"
>>218100695rorke seeting at this from his bedroom at mummy and daddy's while muhammed is now snug, warm and safe from persecution
Instagramfu posted new ass pic
You guys ever been to a gay bar/club? There's hot gals in there sometimes.
weirdly defensive of that yellow rapist isn't he
paul chuckle has passed on
>>218100875>>218100875>>218100875
>>218099984Confront her about it anon.
>>218100882look at his flaghe's prob yellow himself
I wonder why TV started focusing on characters in their 20s because I'm looking at old shows from the 70s and 80s and they all look like they were in their 50s or 40s at the earliest
>>218100849bro, they all went into his flat first, sinaga didnt offer them a spiked drink out on the street. and honestly, if i were a super insecure straight bloke, id play dead too while being molested because it would wash me of any responsibility, a "no homo" way out of being shagged by a small asian bloke as it were.you fags are delusional to think it happened any other way than what im describing
