Toadfish edition
lovelymaxxing
toil freaks do be sleeping right now because they have toil on the morning omds
>>218100879let's see then
good night best friends
toby twitch
>>218100875
no toil for me tomorrow :>>
Why has hmong picked up this TV show?
>>218100929niceeeeetriggers memories
halle berry sex arse
>>218100967Not a fan of the short hair but she was hot
>>>218100917>if i were a super insecure straight bloke, id play dead too while being molested because it would wash me of any responsibility, a "no homo" way out of being shagged by a small asian bloke as it were.Said the homosexual rapist australian
it looms...
sleeping pattern in the gutter
doesn't loom at all for memight sleep all morning aha
>>218100967not into blacks
I'm 100% completely straight but I reckon if I were shown a video of myself being raped by a bloke I would probably get a stiffy
damn is harold getting some
>>218101000I feel you bruv, I just woke up 2 hours ago.
it's physically impossible for a man not to cum from getting fucked deep in his wet bum hole
Going to start talking about the Jews at work. I think enough noticing has occurred amongst the normoids to finally allow for discussion of the JQ
>>218101053I've been saying this for years
remember when women literally killed themselves during covid because they couldn't stand living in isolation for longer than a week
>>218101054start by telling them about blair's minister who brought all the 'kis in
might start a dream diary
to maintain a sleeping pattern getting up at the same time every day is the most important thingbet none of you do it without toil forcing you to get up, it's why NEETs so easily fall in to the 3AM-11AM or whatever sleep pattern
>>218101054I told the gals at work about Candice Owens last year and they dlove her now lol. I've created a monster.
>>218101076wish you'd get a clue catalogue instead
great insight spaki never would have figured that one out
bit of a tricky minute cryptic today..
>>218100991>young fit bloke in his prime who has been knocking down pints since mid teens and going to warehouse raves doing all sorts of pingas>gets "knocked out" *wink, nudge* by a bit of ghb in a glass of beer AFTER saying yes to some small asian bloke to come back to his flatyeah, checks out. i say this without diminishing any real survivors of rape or molestation, but this shit stinks to high heaven
>>218101076yesternight I dreamt I closed my door with glue instead of the key so I had to use the window to enter again
great ziggurat of urmentaljust mental
>>218101078I woke up at 10 am yesterday but fell asleep at 6 pm and woke up at night again
>>218101081Based, spreading the good word>>218101069I plan to drop little nuggets of jew truth into casual conversation over the year to slowly open their eyes. I did this with mumberg and both my inlaws and I am pleased to report it has worked flawlessly
niggurat
>>218101102always weird to me how relatively small all these hugely important ancient settlements werein the gay little CGI recreations that you see online anyway
>>218101081There's nothing loveable about that sheboon Candace Owens
:>
>>218101134
>>218101138she spun
candance owens only likes big british cock
>>218101149weeeeeeeeee!!!!
>>218101134She's prime for drug fuelled candle lit sex romps with Anglo bvlls
reckon I might take my break early at work so I can hang myself in the break room ahahaha x
>>218101134Found the foreskin thief
>>218101142damn, you know she gives good head. >>218101134Well, the gals like gossip so, they like her show and we talk about her a lot lol, they ask me about the jews ect..
>>218101138>>218101142peculiar looking women
conjuring up a pizza
>>218101180what's za like in your country then
>>218101179shes just a little baby lamb
>>218101176>damn, you know she gives good head.why are you pretending to be polish btw?also you sound like a 60 year old man larping about having conversations with women
>>218100913not back at toil until the 7th myself
>>218101162it is in fact your neck which is having the break!
>>218101076dreams are basically brain's excrements, ever wondered why you forget them so easily? cataloguing dreams is like collecting your own poo
>>218101193>why are you pretending to be polish btw?wut? Where?>also you sound like a 60 year old man larping about having conversations with womenwhy would I be larping about that? Is that supposed to be a brag?
shut up heathermong
>>218101212Ignore him, just one of the resident seething autists
candace owens me sex
actually insane how the climax of wicked: for good is ariana in a literal closet telling another woman she loves her
not sure what to wank to lads, post things i will NOT be able to resist
>>218101234Wouldn't watch that jewish communist subversion even if you held a gun to my head
If the bell curve meme is real then you can be right about everything by retardmaxxing
>>218101237why do you keep posting stuff like thisthis board doesn't allow chebs and fannards
>>218101243it's lovely i think you would enjoy it
>>218101234It's scary how she looks now, she needs to eat some meat.
>>218101243>i'd rather literally die than watch a shit filmDeeply, deeply retarded
>>218101246>youuhhh meds sweetie
>>218101251Oh, OK then I'll give it a go
My theory on why Candace Owens likes to call other women trannies: she thinks of herself as looking masculine, and therefore projects her own insecurities over her self-perceived lack of femininity onto other women.When you see pictures of Candace, she does rather resemble a gorilla quarterback. I'm doubtful that Candace has gone her whole life without picking up on the resemblance.
where's that guy who was arguing with me last about something stupid? want to continue?
>haha btw I'm from Bulgaria if you didn't notice
i saw wicked on broadway years and years ago
>>218101267>>218101214You are a retarded gorilla nigger
>>218101280gay
>>218101267that would be ironic since she is incredibly feminine-looking as far as the average black woman goes
cried at the end of wicked: for good
>>218101268No because you were wrong
Can we expect another livestream?
mad how between c. 300 - c. 1400 there was just nobody in the world who could draw things accurately
>>218101267dunno about all that but she is probably bitter that eyes-closer-together surgery doesn't exist>>218101288she looks like she has something medically wrong with her
>>218101292done that cunt (again)
don't tell me this doesn't resemble a black guy wearing makeup and a wigthose who shout the loudest...
>>218101292yeah i thought you would still be here you sad little virgin
>>218101270whats your problem bro?
Any cymro online x
>>218101306ice age sid lookin nigga
>>218101306that would be made more obvious if you just remove all the hairand i did, and she looks more like an ayy than a bloke
>>218101310attention seeking larping little rat cunts like you! :)
getting milked
imagine being in one of those ancient librarieswhere if like you read a book on one subject, then a book on another and combined the knowledge you'd invent something that would change humanityI was born too late lads...
>>218101237
Any BVLLgarians online x
>>218101336not a bad start
>>218101332You would have invented being an incel and een cast from a cliff
>>218101335oh silliana
>>218101299chinese were could at drawing plants
>>218101339I hope not!
>>218101329what am I larping about faggot?
you're all bloody drunk!
I bet growing up and was always confused with being a boy Black culture is ruthless when it comes to that sort of thing. If the hair ain't right, other black females start saying they look like a He
right that's a woman weeing herself
>>218101362being from bulgaria!
>>218101332>invent something that would change humanitylike whatthey had the steam engine multiple times but nothing came of it
>>218101344bukkake'd that freak
>>218101306her chin is broad and pointy and not in a good way for a womanit's usually men who have chins like that
>>218101377lol, why WOULD I BE POSSIBLY larping about that?
>>218101368she looks like a non-sexbot version of teyana taylor
>>218101344*starts crying*a-are you happy now, i-is this what you wanted...>>218101379dunno something innit
>>218101392now that shit right there is masculinecould possibly mostly be the drag makeup but still
>>218101379no they didn't
>>218101306also she has broad masculine shouldersthe black community pick up on every trait and would surely have teased her about it sad that her internal pain has caused her to lash out at other women
inventing a steam powered bicycle, riding it into war, meeting an abrupt and embarrassing death
INTJ stared at a girl to divine the exact smell of her clart
Alri lads cmon n get in with it now
yes rorke every girl looks like a man and that's why you're not having sex with them
>>218101392this bitch looks like a tranny as well jfl
>>218101439it's heatherfreak
pizza turned out to be shit, not enough time in the oven probably. luckily I have a second one
>>218100930Nor me. Back in on Sunday. But I do need to clean my house and my car, pull weeds in the garden, and go the shops for some new trainers, and food for cooking.
JIDF geeks in full meltdown over the bvllgarian introducing normie foids to candace
where da streamer
atb
toby's slut bangs on my mind
she don't need no security detail *wags finger*
experiencing cocklust
>>218101419
>>218101454Frozen?
Which dating app is for ugly depressed people?
>>218101512a rope and a kick stool
>>218101512poo
If someone asked Candace Owens if she's ever been called a boy she would blush with shame, not that you could see it
>>218101532Stupendous post
new HN special interest just dropped
just had a moment of angry and chucked my bowl of coco pops across my roomchoccy milk everywhere fuck sake
Don Diego
>>218101512reddit
>>218101560need gay bf
cousingberg wrote me a message yesterday apologising that she didn't send me money for the new year and I haven't replied yet because I don't know what to say and at this point she probably thinks I'm mad at her or something grim grim that's why I hate social interactions
Reminder this is the cunt who has been spamming us every day with cphttps://yip.su/leto.html
>>218101623JOHN MCAFEE JOHN MCAFEE JOHN MCAFEE
currently downloading red dead redemption
>>218101553>moment of angryfunny turn of phrase
>>218101634Get fucked cunt
>>218101568kys
>>218101643life without a yankoid gf is suffering
>>218101669she cute
>>218101579heya
>>218101623lmao what a fucking headcase
wtf do single people even do
>>218101623scared. can someone click on the link and tell me what it is?
>>218101708ruminate on past experiencescontemplate suicidewank
What happened to seaside mark then?
>>218101708what do you mean?
>>218101719ktim
31 years old neet no work experience virgin atleast I seem to be dying of a chest infection, wonder if its the ol vaxx finally here to take me away
>41 young men die in South Africa from circumcision procedures during initiation ceremonies
who the fuck is ktim? been here for a year now and it still seems like all the posts people accuse him of making are different people
>>218101774ktim i have no idea what it means
>>218101767well cheer up lad
>>218101774Fuck off ktim you evil ghoul
>>218101774alri tim
Imagine having to listen to a grating yank accent 24/7 though>like totally oh my god i was down on rodeo drive the other day and like totally it was like uhmmm i went in to the louis vuitton shop and like totallyI say this as someone with a foreigner wifeberg so i literally can't be wrong
can't sleepx
>>218101719can I post this on /lit/?
>>218101804you are really dedicated to this vpn larp i'll give you thatkeep it up and you can rival spaino one day
>>218101767>seem to be dying of a chest infectionon the skin or internally? did you go to the doctor?
>>218101810not my post but go ahead
>>218101810as long as I get royalties x
>>218101806just read your own posts back x
>>218101836im a very good and funny and loved poster hun x
>>218101836put that freak to sleep
>>218101817ktim
good nutritious nut nigga
horsehorsehorsumusumaedudidam mambo
>>218101818Internally doctors aren't open til monday so I'll have to hold out, probably won't even be seen then either. I have some phenoxymethylpenicillin laying around but I only have like 12 tabs don't know if it will be enough.
can't believe they actually flew two planes into the twin towers
might pick up smoking
gen alpha and zoomers all having no chins is going to be a game changer for me
>>218101897who's they?
>>218101897
>>218101906slags
>>218101906them slags
>>218101897they flew one plane into the south twin tower, the other one missed
>>218101906the irish diaspora
My normiegroid foid daughter won’t stop asking me to take her to the movies but I told her I have bad mental health. Fucking bitch
>>218101931yeah that was embarrassing
Spending my neetbux on fortnite skins
>>218101906well... y'know...
>>218101941send her round mine
60 hours till toil
>>218101968post the skins so we can judge them
>>218101972If she wanted to see a horror movie she'd stick on netflix
>>218101972she's 4
imagining myself having sex with a woman and cringing
at least another 3000 hours before i consider toil
>>218101866I see, hope they take you right away and you get better bro.
Just looked out the window and it's snowed like mad
when I was a kid a sav was a sausage. now it means white wine.The world is moving too fast
>>218101984send her in a couple years
>>218101992hard to imagine me cohabitating with someone other than my best mate who is straight i think, he might not be fully but im not firing that first shot aha x
Sex with Emma Watson.
>>218102000probably dandruff falling off your greasy tranny head
>>218102000Nice, for the last 5-6-7 years we would get snow maybe 1-2 times during winter, a least in my city. I remember as a kid having snow for months and the temp being -25.
>>218102038SIX SEVEEEN
>>218102029UM x
>>218102030are you feeling ok? this post is too normal for you, are you taking your medication?
>>218102029give him a little kiss when you're drunk then
asked the proto-gf if i could smell herno prompting or context, just "can i smell you?"
>>218102000had some hail earlierso it begins
>>218101999Thanks anon
>>218102060is she blonde?
just read another one of roald dahl's short stories for adults... the man is obsessed with sex and cuckolds (seriously). I just read one story where two men agree to fuck each others wives in secret in the dark without the wives knowing through some elaborate dahl-like scheme. then I read another one where a fluid called 'bitch' is created which when smelled by a man awakens his long dead 'sex smell' olfactory nerve and turns him into a rape machine for the next few minutes. it's so odd reading these stories and thinking this is the same man who gave us willy wonka.
>>218102127the norwegian minddark and sordid
>>218102127Bet his wife was a happy woman
contractors for the local fortress restoration were changed four time fucking hell shit's been going on since 2019
>>218102127the whole of western literature is centred around cuckholdry
>>218102166would be weird dressing like this as a dole scrounger who lives with his mum
>>218102134>>218102127>>218102158I remember John Fowles strapping the protagonist of The Magus into a chair and making him watch his romantic interest get fucked by a big black guy
>>218102183think i could pull it off. all about the confidence you see
>>218102183smartest cunt in the dole centre
>>218102000Post ur horny little agp arse yeh
wow those wacky irish writers
>>218102000made me get up and look out the window. love the snow visually but hate the idea of my dad out in it and slipping.
ffs i ate a whole bag of sweetsi should make myself throw upbut i just want to eat more
https://voca.ro/130uJNcDDY0e
you'll never believe this, but will smith is a gay
>>218102016let him out
>Dear Cuckoldwould bust asap if my wife wrote me like this ngl
>>218102230I don't get it either...many people on this site are broken.https://vocaroo.com/1cz6gIoeJbTi
>>218102242buthe likes pretty girls
LFGGGGGGGGGTRAD 2026
>>218102292lmao even, I never got why the other skank BLEW up so much, this one is at least attractive.
>>218102222new year, treat yourself to another bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jI2xcGaxUkrorke begging mummyberg to move to wheatley hill
>>218102292gO To cHurCh tO meEt a wIfE
>>218102306she was the first to the punch i supposeand was willing to go lower
uh not happy to learn dahl was norweigian. thought he was one of ours. now what great british author do I have?
>>218102318shakespeare?
>>218102308thinking i might have some noodles with chicken flavour
>>218102292>720 minutes>1113 menso literally less than a minute a man, something tells me that's bullshit
>>218102318born in Cardiff and honorary English
>>218102326.........yh I guess
>>218102292First Bonnie Blue now herWhy do they keep going to the right-wing grift once the sex money dries up like they'll accept them
>>218102335maybe it happened ladbut 6 million is too high
>>218102357because most right wingers are bigger feminists than lefties at this point
>>218102316Someone posted a pic of Bonnie when she was 20 and she didn't look like dry leather (was kind of cute), but yeah she is probably the bigger slut.
>>218102230I feel like this post was unfairly directed at me even though it was the first time I've ever mentioned something like that in my lifeexcuse me for being well read and talking about a well regarded english writer, maybe your post would have been better timed if that belgian freak was here
Any full time working anons - how much do do you pay your parents per month, if you still live at home? I pay 200, but was thinking of bumping it up
>We drive a few yards in his chauffeured car to Berkeley Square for dinner at Mr Aspinall’s elegant and sumptuous Clermont Club. At dinner Sir Oswald does actually say – I swear to it – “Some of my best friends are Jews.” Perhaps he was the original author.>Why did he persist with fascism after the war, indeed right up to the end of the fifties? Loyalty to his supporters and friends, especially those who had stood by him when he was in prison. He had contested Notting Hill on an anti immigration ticket as late as 1959. Yes, but he regarded Mr Enoch Powell as a dangerous extremist with an unfortunate choice of inflammatory language. “You may think me an old ogre but I have always been on the side of minorities,” he had said earlier.
>>218102357simply paid to do this to make religion look ridiculous
>>218102385The first right wing grifter, just look at his noseno wonder he disliked a respectable man like enoch powell
>>218102357because rorke will think anyone regardless of background is based as long as they say the N word and hate jews (and thus donate money to them)and tbf most of the OF subs were bound to be from the extremist political fringes, that's where the terminally online freaks who sub to OF are in the first place
>>218102335She only allowed them to penetrate her once, so it wasn't even real sex
>>218102381>Any full time working anons*crickets*
>>218102230Same thing with trannies. I hardly ever see one or think about them but you’d think they’re 50% of the population from posting here.
>>218102385least self-hating pan-Europeanist
Something just tickled me under the covers but there was no one there
>>218102381I lived with my parents until 21, they never charged me for rent or anything, is that common in the UK?
I wish she’d sit on my face and unleash some mighty pungent farts.
>>218102411He was never a Tory. Always a champagne socialist muppet. Would have done away with Buckingham Palace and made Britain a continental puppet. Powell was an ardent patriot through & through>>218102440Would have been the same outcome as Heath's treachery
>>218102381dont even work and i pay my parents more than that (£350 btw)
>>218102418Why does nobody seem concerned about the state of society when 1000+ men will willingly take a full day to queue up, just to walk in to a room, insert their willy in a fanny ONE TIME, then leave and go home
>>218102275https://voca.ro/12Rhb3OdrcEC
Just tickled some kiwi’s bollocks while he was lying in bed under the covers.
Girl on Hinge rambling about Zohran Mamdani in one of her promptsYankified bint
>>218102475if you watch the video most of them were blackthat's how desperate for white pussy the "cronem" are
>>218102448:P
>>218102379https://voca.ro/11jbe8K86b2z>>218102230
>>218102481lel, you didn't even try to make an impression
>>218102523https://voca.ro/15HTbKw3yAuT
>>218102499the same type to pretend that anything they don't like is "american culture war"
>>218102550There's a 150 seater theater in my city and sometimes they play older movies, we went to see Borat with some friends in ( it was in 2013-2014 I think ) I've never seen so many people laugh together so much in one place and so loud, it was like good a concert (experience wise) But yeah he is a douchebag, that being said, he is probably the best at committing to a bit without breaking, no idea how he does it.
therapist just called me and told me to kill myself
i spun <3
>>218102624went to a therapist one time and then I fucked her daughter
krysten ritter sex
>>218102651Disgusting nose
>>218102651yup
This has to be the worst time of the yearI am so sick of people showing up unannounced at 2pm and expecting me to drop everything and to keep them fed and entertained for the next six hours
>>218102381i work part time and dont live with my family. i get £200 a month from a family fund. my house rent costs £495.
where are the gay ones?
KAHTEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
>>218102638alri jay
>>218102672Never had this happen to me as I have personal boundaries
>>218102666
might watch godfather 2
>>218102606https://voca.ro/1eltqCU25vVX
>>218102698huh?
>>218050938>>218050938>>218050938
>>218102719stupid cunt if you dont understand references you shouldnt be here. go watch The Inbetweeners.
some horrific noise outside, sounds like a cross between a chicken clucking and a sputtering car engine, far too terrified to check what it is
>>218102712>sashy barry cone >sashy barrens
>>218102754Might be a hedgehog
https://voca.ro/1gC1gJwXQ1pv
>>218102712Yes I am from the flag I represent. Bulgaria was more of a Socialist country than full on Communism, you could own property and have your own apartment/house here, there are many comedy movies from those times so it wasn't all that grim, Russia and those places were the worst ones - and that's where all the horrific stories come from, Bulgaria And Czechia , maybe Yugoslavia, Slovakia, these countries were much more lax. Yeah I remember the Eminem thing lol, I think the only time he has ever broken character is when he went to the wall in Jarusalem as Bruno dressed in BDSM outfit almost naked, the jews started beating him on the ground and kicking his head in, that's the only time he had to stop filming and explain he was making a movie. >>218102750I have watched it but it was years ago.
fucking make it rorke
>>218102877ive got to wait 5 minutes for the captcha
one of the slags responsible for 9/11
>>218011329>>218011329>>218011329
>>218102964yeah I fucked her
>>218013257 >>218013257 >>218013257
>>218102967>>218102986I’m getting very sick of you.
>>218102967ffs you got me
>>218103025>>218103025>>218103025real new
>>214729392 >>214729392 >>214729392
>>218102967>>218102986Really not fond of this poster
>>218102127I bought a copy of Switch Bitch recently. Not started it yet. Sounds like its quite a fun read, from your review.
