posh pirates edish
Pelting the prank new thread poster with eggs
>>218103025
the fake new poster needs to die in a housefire
haven't been at work since dec 19that ends tomorrow
sick of getting banned for nonsense reasonsthe janny should be raped with a big knobbly stick
https://vocaroo.com/1bJ5YiSsUIGg
>>218103110rip in peace cody brah
Gay porn? In /brit/? Well I never!
>>218103116why's chad being a performative male when he's chad so he doesn't have to perform?
>>218103139its always the aussiesmust be something in the water
>>218103145that's just what the average incel looks like now
>>218103110That's a nice vacaish, I'm going back on Monday >>218103145Because he's a little fag on the inside.
what time should i set an alarm for?thinking 11:59am
was gonna record something off tiktok to post here but its too much effort sorry lads it was a girl in a wolf mask and you can see her nice tummy and knickers
give poo
>>218103204Sure, a good 6 hours is enough if it's quality sleep.
undecided if i shall read or watch an episode of a tv show
>>218103257what u reading what iu watching
haha
How does public domain work in the UK? Is there a certain year when copyrights expire?
Well chop chop, get posting
>>218103368loicense never expires mate
>>218103269im reading "Entitled - The Rise and Fall off the House of York" by Andrew Lownie and "Greed - The Mr Asia Connection" by Richard Hall. or i could start on something, i've got a few books lined up. im currently watching SAS Rogue Heroes and Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing"im rewatching "The Crown" and "Black Books".
in ancient times people used to put faces on everything
They don’t do public domain in Australia. “It says roight heeya mate, cappyroight nevah expayahs!”
even only a few hundred years ago, every seaworthy ship worth sailing on had a figurehead on the bow
Where was I again
Scientists have retracted the long-held belief that the “Beachy Head Lady” once called the “first Black Briton” had recent African ancestry. New DNA analysis shows she was genetically similar to people from Roman-era rural Britain, likely with blue eyes, light hair, and skin ranging from pale to medium. The finding overturns years of assumptions based on earlier skull analysis and media portrayals.
me bum shited in the toilly
really tempted to buy that chinese laptop for 55k rubles, specs aren't really great but seem like a steal for that price and are way better than anything I've ever used
>>218103500thats racist
>>218103500imagine dying and then 2000 years later they dig up your grave and try to use your skull shape to push a political agenda
They put down the difficulty on the captcha
>>218103368Yes though the law slightly differs from the USThere are certain works that are public domain in the US that are still copyrighted in the UK, like Noel Coward's worksThere's also some weird special cases like the copyright of Peter Pan which is public domain elsewhere in the world but in the UK parliament gave the copyright to Great Ormond Street Hospital right before copyright was to expire, so now the character will never enter the public domain here
>>218103500SHOCKED
>>218103500They did the same thing with Cheddar Man. Made him black despite there being no evidence to suggest he was, it was entirely a political choice to do so and the scientists behind it admitted to it.
A tragedy
wots all dis den
>>218103560They call it getting 'shipped'
>>218103560scream
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767306770856881.webm
>>218103560would
>>218103578lord of the rings golem looking bitch
Hopefully we get another twitch stream
>>218103578not the most flattering lighting to be showing off what i'm sure is otherwise a rather nice fanny
Wanking to keep the incel demons at bay
reading studies on incels and noticing that a lot of their claims are unsupported
failed nofap 2026 on day one because of ice spice's fat ass
For me? It's chicken parmo.
What did you do on the first day of the year? I went to Muay Thai and sparred and got a proper workout in. Proper way to start a year I figure
was reading a reddit thread on some random unrelated topic the other day and i thought the username looked familiar and lo and behold it happened to be posted by an egirl i've had a few wanks over
>>218103674>reading studies on incelsis that a thing?>>218103677tomorrow is another day, after two weeks it gets easy
>>218103707>is that a thing?don't play coy you sodding bastard
>>218103707>is that a thing?indeed
>>218103695stayed in bed until mid dayplayed video gamesback to bed
>>218103725pov: rorke riding dogberg into battle
>>218103695
>>218103710who is studying incels, who would even volunteer for that, its a bunch of retarded lefties trying to figure out the "incel" to "'right wing"' pipeline, if you are refering to that its not a study
would love to be a porn actor, not because i love sex, but because i think the whole world should see my balls
>>218103695>>218103749yeah?
>>218103793always been of the personal opinion that a female nazi officer should wear red lipstick. if anything it makes too much sense
>>218103758>its a bunch of retarded lefties trying to figure out the "incel" to "'right wing"' pipelinecorrect, there is an entire industry around producing this kind of shitty propaganda for NGOs, primarily for the reports to be pumped out into leftist rags on the same day, for the political class to then insist that 'something must be done' about the issue
>>218103810Shut up you spastic
>>218103694ive never liked the mix of chicken and cheese
>>218103695ah yes, starting the day with brain damage.
Seems like black people are more likely to become vegans
suppose i might as well go to sleep
>>218103500This one bird went shagging about and is responsible for half of westminster
Joe Rogan toil confirmed for next week
>>218103951Jamie?
>>218103979nh
>>218103879You some kind of pussy?
just snacking on some pickles me
>>218103695I slept, woke up 5-6 hours ago
>i suffer in australia
>>218103993Jamie pull up that Hitler AI rap
>>218104060tanned asians like this are so much fitter than the japs that usually get posted
>>218104082simply just not true
>>218104060could slice both her eyes and never even hit her nosefoul. looks like an indent
>>218103529the whole universe will end when I die
mad how you only need £1 million in an index fund to live better than most people in the UK ever will
>>218104060chat is diss real?
>>218104178well you would say that wouldn't you
>>218104060australia...
>>218103116fink they call dissperformative white malesaw the phrase on some fuggin dumb bitches youtube channel
>>218104213yeah quite biased tbf but i think it's the majority opinion>>218104226wyte wimmen at 20 and 25 kek
>>218104082corr emmaeala
>died because they all had to stand around and get a video for tiktokkek. any sympathy i had went out the window moment i found out it was just a bunch of turbo normie zoomzooms
grok why are all aussie birds blonde?
>>218104240no cap bruh this shit on fire fr fr unc *skull emoji*
>>218104063mental used to watch joe rogan back in the daybefore i even knew what right wing was
>>218104240holy shit kekneed more of these firesworld better place without zoomers
>>218104261nah its ok, it was a different time
>>218104226me in the back with my bored and unhappy ethnic gf
fuck the janny comin' straight from the imageboarda young racist got a ban cuz i'm the basedest
>>218104311second line needs some work methinks
>world better place without zoomers
>>218104353wouldn't bewe're goated
>>218104008I am not a coward, if that is what you are implying. I'm also not foolish enough to pursue a homoerotic pseudo sport that causes brain damage, among other injuries.
have you lads seen any nonce stings where you think there's a decent chance the nonce was innocent? i've only seen one but he seemed like a very scummy chap anyway so he probably deserved to go to prison
>>218104388Guys that fall for the nonce bait in present year are too retarded to be allowed outside.
My fetishes?Boobies, missionary position (cowgirl if feeling adventurous) and sex in general, sir.
>>218104406you cant say nonce youre americanldoesnt sound right comong out of a yank accent
>>218104406yeah most of them aren't even career nonces, they're just extremely stupid and desperate and the decoys were the only girls who would reply to themnotice i specifically said "girls" because the ones who go for boys are genuinely all career nonces
i've just made perhaps the scrummiest guacamole ever. don't know how i did it, don't recall doing anything differently, perhaps it's the cultivar of avos i usedregardless, can't wait to be having that on toast for breakfast tomorrowt. based millennialchad
>>218104445holy fuckthis post just reminded me i used to watch that fugging paedo catcher dude. where they like set them up and then the dude walks inomg thst was hilarious. good old dayswhen youtubewas full of just like random shit people put up because it was funny instead of systematic neoliberal monetized fake bullshit
>>218104465>or breakfast tomorrowdoes guac keep?, i thought they oxidize fast and turn grey
>>218104474chris hansen?
>>218104465i just like eating the avocado as it isi sont believe in likewhatever guacamole is
>>218104478yeah it lasts a few days if you cover tightly, maybe do a fresh squeeze of lemon or even a splash of vinegar after a couple of days to brighten it back up
>>218104485exactlyyoutube was so much more wholesome back in the day
>>218104436Sod off minge. I'm fliberty flaherty brush yeh? In the states for work and to give them yank girls the old brish pork sword
>>218104261I was well into Rogan in 2014-2017 era. Not his early days that were poor quality production. Peak middle Rogan era when guests had rarely been on before and Joe didn't talk so much. At some point I got bored of his uninspired interview techniques and repetitive chatter. I have occasionally listened over the last decade but only if its a guest I am interested in.
hate when girls say "i have to pee". like bitch, i don't want to think about you pissing, your kind don't even do it properly
>>218104445Did you see that American show where they used to catch nonces and the one gay nonce killed himself right during the chase u gotta see that one
Only thing the government should be for is maintaining law and order and protecting the nations borders
>>218104520>i don't want to think about you pissingincomprehensible to me
>>218104541you gonna collect your own bins yeah
>>218104520I like watching girls urinate, especially outdoors.
>>218104539good riddance
>>218104550Pay someone to do it
kek remember talking to some hardcore yank libertarian dude back in the day who thought police shouls be privatizedmental
>Pay someone to do itthis is what your taxes do btw
>>218104557corr she can poo in me face
>>218104545
>>218104577Yh but most of it is stole by glowies to give to blacks
>>218104545>>218104556you lads need psychiatric help methinks!
>>218104562Fly tipping is already a massive problem. What you are suggesting would see mountains of litter dumped all over the country.
>>218104601Doubt it
>>218104592why? watching girls pee is a harmless fetish as long as it is consensual
>>218104599bloody lushbut4 white puddin?over the top imo
watching criminal minds from the beginning, about done with s1 and so far it seems every second episode ends with one of the team getting held hostage until the bad guy gets talked downdon't think it's very realistic. reckon if a police unit were letting themselves get captured every week there'd be inquiries, reviews, reforms if not dissolution. clearly they're playing with fire.
>>218104592you ever pee on a girl in the shower for a laugh, its fun
Earth would be so much better if only white people existed
>>218104599I see the blood pudding but what are these light brown ones?
>>218104599needs more remotes
mad how some people get proper into retirement planning, they retire at 60 with several millions, then die like 3 months latercan't imagine how it must feel
>>218104639yeah but guys pissing on girls is whimsical and based, when women pee it's icky
listening to azealia banks and feeling like a gay
>>218104691let me guess you think eating they ass is also icky?
>>218104655Kek
>>218104599Big pile of constipation that
>>218104727no, it's completely disgusting
absolutely hate my mom
>>218104654huwhite pudding
>>218104782Dempsey v Willard?
>>218104793>Willard
>>218104782mummyberg telling rorke to turn down his angry german songs again
Pretty sure that any woman who is even slightly physically fit could defeat me in a fight with ease. I'm pathetic
>>218104805I just don't like her as a person. She's actually one of the dumbest people I've ever interacted with in my life
>>218104807ktimwould love that to happen though x
the toil freaks do be waking up and going to toil soon
>>218104781are you even not gay?
>>218104856me? about to snuggle right under my cosy incelcovers and drift off to some lovely inceldreams
Gonna be cockmaxxing in 2026JelqingKegelsNoFap to restore sensitivityZinc for huge cumshotsWhat else?
>>218104869ktim
You'll NEVER goon again after hearing what i shamefully did...
>>218104868>not into arseholes>this makes me gay somehowreexamine your logic methinks!
Haven't done any of the work I signed up to get paid to do $55 an hour to type on some spreadsheets. Haven't done it. Probably won't get my contract renewed I'm a moron
I want to pump her full of semen.
plotting a heinous anus wank as we speak
>>218104870Think I need to do thisWhat's jelqing again? Need to do kegelsCut the booze, smoking and wankingDo some cardio for heart health tooEat and sleep wellHeavy exercise for test boost
>>218104960heinous for your anus
>>218104987and treasonous for my peenus
nigger!!!!
good morning /brit/
>>218104908sorry mate, I'm a liitle bit pissed off, just wasted 2 hours on the biggest piece of shit show boring trash.
>>218105039Horseberg update?
>>218105049…
>>218105023it's 2026, you dont have to do that anymore it's ok to be woke
>>218105092@grok, put him in a bikini next to Epstein
Would you accept an honour if they offered you one? Like an MBE or knighthood
>>218105154aye
>>218105123i'm racist against niggers though
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>>218105199oh pack it in racismlad
lads...
we can do this, anyone can do one day at work
would you do an endless cruise lads? like live on a cruise ship?
>>218105347not I
>>218105366probably notthat's something that retirees do because there's such an awful standard of living here
>>218105366I wouldn’t step foot on a cruise even if it’s just for a second. Terrible for the environment, surrounded by drunk hedonistic people, no trees or forest or animals. Fuck off
>>218105366I dont get the point of cruise, would never go
>>218105385i guess i meant when you retired, should've specified that haha x>>218105386alri leftypol
new year new me. eating chips hungover at 7.30am
>>218105407even then probably notit's just a bit too grim honestly, literally a permanent holiday
sucking an earl grey
>>218105092LONG
Leftypol gluing himself to a wasps nest to stop his da getting rid of it
dude what if we just like lived on a ship like wall-e wouldnt that be like totally awesome
might go outside and puff away on a darbthen again, might not
>>218105453hahaha>>218105422fair enough, i probably wouldn't either, would just go on holidays when i wanted
new year new me day 2 is a go
>>218105459this but if they add machines that automatically suck you off
>>218105459does seem like a fairly utopian existence tbf, never have to do anything ever
https://files.catbox.moe/3t6lwe.mp4mood
Owlberg hooting outside
forgot my earphones, not good
its fridayfridaygetting blacked on friday
not a fucking chance i'm clicking that link
dude what if you could like push a button and this bitch sucks your cock and fucks you and then you could like push another button and it injected you with heroin and then there could be like another button and when you push it you get mcdonalds haha wouldnt that be sick
>>218105526click that stuff my friend
>>218105492poor lad, some bint should've thrown him a pity shag and this tragedy could've been avoided
in toil, more than an hour early
>>218105526I clicked it, what would you like to know?
>>218105530grim atehist freak>>218105522is DEEG coming or is he too busy at (un)FOLD?
just got done rooting gfberg
Started the day with a wank to an ai image of priti patel in a bikini
>just got done rooting gfberg
being gangstalked again lads
some bint just threw him a pity shag
>>218105515As someone who experienced a 10 year relationship with a malignant covert narcissist I can relate. It resulted in an official diagnosis of chronic complex ptsd (free floating anxiety, panic attacks, the works). In the end I lost everything, but it played out like a Phoenix event. I rose from the ashes into my awakening with a newfound awareness that would not have been possible any other way. It left me grateful in the end, knowing there is a divine purpose behind everything we experience
might become a private investigator, want to live a very noir-ey lonely whiskey-fuelled lifestyle
>>218105664least schizo brit post
>>218105675can see you in the fedora and trenchcoat already
Disagreeable women should be lobotomised
deleted all of my saved pornnever wanking again
>>218105725Mental how good porn is though isn't it
There was a kid at my school who had this weird contraption plugged into his head to keep him alive and if it got pulled out he would die
What are some good things to think about?
>>218105756It would be extremely painful.
>>218105759Winning the Euromillions
>>218105759Diego coming back today
>>218105763only 27m jackpot, not even worth it
>>218105745yeah it is good but i don't want to use it anymorewill probably fail the no wanking mission though
>>218105759pretty girls
>>218105762>>218105762>>218105762>>218105762
>>218105756ever shag him up the arse?
>>218105759fannards and willards
>>218105773what sort of porn are you into
>>218105694reckon i'd dress in all black and a hoodie like the lad from mr. robot, that's what i imagine a modern PI looks like
>>218105793sexy girls and the likethe occasional tranny x
>>218105772thing is though everyone else is thinking that so that means less people playing so you have a better chance you know
keeping the cap from my last beer as a sobriety talisman, sure to be replaced by hundreds of future bottlecaps as i repeatedly relapse
live fast die young bad girls do it well
>>218105797they're supposed to blend in
trying to eat well, lose weight and save some money this year
Always feel a bit ill the day after licking gfberg's bumholeHoping eventually I just build a tolerance to it
>rorke for the past 5 years: wokeness is over, any moment now the paradigm will shift and we'll retvrn to traditionyeah but we won't though will we
>>218105837a polo shirt and cargo shorts it is then
>>218105847keep the faith brother
>>218103116why would you do this when you look like this?
>>218105847i think the issue of woke will literally never end
>>218104231why do yanks always throw the race into their stereotypes
My cock regularly stinks of fish, should probably soak it in vinegar or something
ITS SNOWING
indians be like yeah my name armpit poo singh
>Search for Swiss fire victims continues as relatives face long wait for identificationWell they can't have gone far
>>218105905screaming they do be like that
what was gimmick of the year thenpoo seal?
>>218105897Do u have phimosis
>>218105913show some fucking respect
going feral
doing a poo (have a method)
>>218105924No, no trouble unleashing the old bellend
https://x.com/danghentschel/status/2006792411373252759*tags all of /brit/*
ivy wolk complaining about not getting fucked and id just like to throw my hat in the ring and say yeah id fuck her
>>218105956ancient gimmick
jesus its been snowing fuck me sideways
>>218105971I wouldn't She needs a different haircut
shan't be using or enjoying any of 2025s gimmicks
I could have saved her
>>218105969Thank me later, lad. x
>>218105996natural end to a life devoid of any sanctioned buffoonery
>>218105996always thought Lee Jones was his surname
>>218103145Fake video innit
>>218105986more interested in her arse tbqh
>>218106046welp, that's enough internet for me today
Government's trying to repurpose the homes for ukraine scheme so that "community groups" can help resettle "refugees" from other countriesLeftypol's mum is about to adopt a family of fighying age Sudanese men
>>218106046would love to attack her with a hammer
>>218106046Wolk nonsense
might go and die for ukraine
noticed that all of the people giving interviews for the ski resort fire are speaking french rather than swissodd
>>218106098rather poor bait this. try harder
>>218106098maybe because it's a holiday resort?
>>218106119suppose so, but then would expect some italians and english perhaps
i love AMWF porn, cannae mind why, something about the woman being physically bigger than him probably
wanked and now back to hating women
there's something wrong with me
>>218106170you could say thay again
evil drowning pool be like>>218106170
Labour behind with the times again. No one gives a fuck about trannies now
>>218106170ktim ktim KTIM
that fellow nick fuentes seems like a sensible young man
i fink u freeky
Good morning please kill me
>>218106260good morning mate
>>218106260morning!
>>218106260Morniing- oh well Happy New Year! Aha! Have a good break?
I got a little WILLYI put it in ma BUM
>>218103025>I WILL PLAY THE GAME...
>>218106300>>218106300
>>218106231don't know, mangiving me some hitler vibes that one
