dradbley dalsh edition
spent £1200 on clothes for sonberg, if its already this expensive when they're 4 im finna gonna be in financial ruin by the time he becomes a teenager
right well that's a fanny
again as I said porngroids are subhuman
yeah the boys
>>218108492Jupiter mogging
told mum about ordering a new laptop and she's already telling me not to worry if it ends up being shit :skull:
Hi
daiso
>>218108499at least we still mog the midget planets
>>218108373Rations for pensioners would be good too since the pension burden in this country is insane and all it achieves is the subsidisation of betting shops and plastic tat shops.I yearn for a military coup and a replacement of the pension and dole with rations
>>218108499yeah jupiter mogged by planetmaxxing but saturn was born with natural chad features, size isn't everything
Not back to toil until Wednesday. Have so much planned but I just know I'll sit on here all day doing fuck all
god women can be peng sometimes, wish they weren't so annoying
Got rejected by a girl when I was 15 and never tried again. The cunt pretended to like me then said "ewww" when I told her I liked her.I'd like to think I maybe would have had sex at some point if I had tried again but that's probably just a cope. That's why I have restored to seeing escorts.
It is genuinely insane the chokehold the lumpenproletariat have on this countryThey're about as powerful as the boomer mafia constantly demanding more pensions4 million people on UC with no work requirements who need to be flirted with in order to win their voteAnd if you do try to push even the most minor reforms through the labour back bench will leap to their defence and ensure they're swiftly blocked
since when does jupiter have rings? woke nonsense
lying in bed surrounded by wank tissues. just found a hole in my boxers and have now ripped them apart because i enjoyed pulling it so now i have just the band of my pants on and holding a piece of cloth which im going to wank on
>>218108593Hog
new escortlad lore just dropped
>>218108492>Uranus>32,000 mithat's me done then
>>218108593I ain’t even big enough for an arse like that I won’t lie
>>218108558actually had a girl do a similar thing to me once, right down to the "ewww", but when i called her out on it she apologised and said i was cute but i was too pissed off to take it any furtherso maybe in your case it was also just the girl doing stupid woman-tier shit and not realising how hurtful that is
>I am a sad lonely FAGGOT Here's some embarrasing information about me PLEASE DONT BULLY ME WITH ITescortmong, every day, unprompted
galileo's gone woke
>>218108588and a million NEETS. the system will collapse. or it would but thankfully immigration will sort it
>>218108593@grok make her wear thong
>>218108588we spackers run this country now. mark edwards sends his regards
>>218108630it's the same masochist behind sacked tranny
>>218108618when people post things like this i just assume that they don't understand sex on a mechanical level
>>218108593@grok spoiler this hog
>>218108593stop posting pictures of my wife thanks
>>218108492I remember Pluto
>The cunt pretended to like me then said "ewww" when I told her I liked her.
they're using grok to sexualise hijabisthis will get it stopped
>>218108558The opposite happened to me. Really cute asian girl, kept dropping mega hints, waving at me, smiling at me, tried to sit next to me in classes. My mindset was "what on earth does she see in me, must be taking the piss" so I just acted cold and distant towards him and she eventually stopped caring. Works in the local chippy now. I've been in but she doesn't recognise me.
Huge F to good traffic, you will be missed
>>218108619She was a cunt but it soured me on women forever.
>>218108650actually did have a bit of trouble with any kind of decent penetration once when i shagged a chubby girl with a big arse and i have a regular sized willard if not slightly above average
i can't drive and i'm a virgin and i live with mummy still
>>218108727This was me at the start of 2025 but now I'm just a virgin
>>218108663I'd argue that getting relegated made Pluto more interestingHelps that a couple of months later New Horizons found the loveheart and all that
>>218108727Gave a girl I was interested in the ick because she saw my bus pass
>>218108721Fucking mong
>>218108736unvirgining soon?
>towards himThai, was "she"?
Reckon I might be mentally ill in some way but I don't know how
>>218108630he's genuinely mentally unwell. normal people dont behave the way he does
>>218108727Can driveNot a virgin if you count escortsLive with the 'rents
>>218108650True I am a virgin but stil the Ozzie agreed with me so I guess I’m right
I don't drive and I never will
>>218108765If you're on this site during this time of the day you are in fact mentally ill.
>>218108792bet you drive mumberg up the wall haha
virgincan drive if you count escorts
>>218108794yeah but work doesn't start till 2 oclock for me so I've got an excuse
>>218108593FUARK
>>218108792>I don't drive
>>218108792It's worth learning Opens up loads in terms of jobs and travel
wiping my arse with poo
>>218108838OMDS RORKE
>>218108838ohmydayz leftypol bruv
>>218108838idgi
breakfast toil then i guess x
>>218108844yeah but then it costs a shitload to use and maintain and insure and you also have to park it somewhere on this cramped islandroads are packed where I live
>>218108838
>>218108593It's the leggings making her arse look good
>>218108894>it costs a shitload to use and maintainDepends on your carI spent 2k on my Polo in 2025That's for everything: road tax, insurance, fuel, cleaning, MOT, service and a small repair
>>218108895I......DON'T..........GET IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is the significance of the golden lobster??????!!!!!!!!!!
reckon there should be men only gyms where women are banned, also you should be allowed to work out naked in them
>>218108926You're a real human bean
about to have sex haha yes get in!!>very nervous so willard does not go fully hardwell this is shit>get over nervousness after several experienceshaha yes lets gooo>putting willard in the fannard sharply pulls the 'skin back which hurts cause of the mild 'mosis>pain means I go soft againfor fucks sake what the fuck>learn to slowly slide inlets gooo, time to do some nice proper shagging>willard curves downwards, meaning missionary and many other positions are uncomfortable>can only really do doggy or cowgirl, otherwise its way too uncomfortable and I get soft againfor fucks sake lads how fucking hard can it be to shagwhy was I cursed with a shit body that cannot do the most basic natural human thing without being in painhas destroyed my confidence this, genuine suicide fuel it is to think about the next time I shag and in what ways I'll mess it upthank god most women cum from clitoral stimulation and not penetration, reliable ol' fingers and tongue have never let me down at least
https://reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1q1mzej/im_a_developer_for_a_major_food_delivery_app_the/mental
Letting my OSRS membership expire but grinding Agility so I still run fast in F2P lol
>>218108985rorke got done by a pigeon OMDS
>>218108977Very similar experience to me (Escortlad). I find cowgirl is a good position to stay hard but yeah giving oral helps.
been learning all about the current war in sudan today. what the fuck, why is nobody doing anything. If I had a gun I would go sort it out myself
>>218108981Never used a food delivery appNever will
/brit/ mourns the lost of Jeffrey Epstein
>>218108981>that money goes straight to a corporate slush fund used to lobby against driver unionslarp
>>218109027fuck off back to /britfeel/
me arse ladsme fuckin arse
it's a dark world innit. bloody dark
just been purified
>>218108926it's the iconic jacket from the hit film Drive (2011) starring /tv/'s favourite actor Ryan Gosling
mad how saudi arabia are doing this thing and its name sounds like the onomatopoeia for a car whizzing pasthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neom
just found out betty white is actually dead
>>218109138thank you mate*starts having sex with you*
>>218108588need democracy abolished reallyhope william has some balls and dissolves parliament
>>218109048really just don't care what darkies do to each otherthey pop out enough sprogs it won't impact their population anyway so who really cares. literally like 4 kids per woman
They could improve AI by making it analyse its own reliability on a topic before it answers. So it could say "sorry I don't know much about that topic" instead of confidently saying incorrect things
voting for Donald Trump in the next election here in UK
>>218109201>confidently saying incorrect thingsktim
what if this was us...?
Global economy collapses in March btw when Nvidia suddenly tells everyone they don’t actually have all the stock that was orderedAI was 70% of American GDP growth last year. It’s a huge bubble waiting to pop. Worse than the 08 mortgage bubble.
>>218109138Not a fan of The Goose after he started bogging himself
automatically filtering out any mention of an 'AI bubble' until it actually bloody goes and pops
Any interesting plans for the weekend, lads?
>>218109256how do you suppose you'll find out about it popping if you filter all mention of it wiseguy
>>218109126*parks in your rentberg space*Now what, faggot?
>>218109186ah yeah, not aware of refugees are you? we live in a globalised world, things affect all of us unfortunately
>>218109240alright then looking forward to it
>>218109262it’s between 21 december and 5 january there is no concept of the “weekend”
where's diego
>>218109270well no, not really, because you can just say "no you can't come here" lol it's actually just that easy
>>218109240don't worry, the government will bail them out
Made a nonce joke in the family WhatsApp group akin to asking why a 4 year old would have pubic hair and it hasn't gone down well. Sisterberg even called me ill.
>>218109296how to become "that uncle" everyone in the family just sort of quietly doesn't leave alone with children
>>218109286your politicians dont do that though do they and also its not that easy as there are actual global quotas set for countries and disregarding them can affect trade
>>218108593covering up the cottag cheese
>>218109315kinda does though that's the thingour migration problem is 99% legal loopholes letting in "legal" jeets and chinks, not much from refugees. navy is still up there patrolling the sea between us and indonesia and turning them boats back round
>>218109321>>218109327when I join a gym tomorrow I'll be reporting all of these cows. photography is against the rules (I checked)
>>218109340you've got no idea how many african refugees are on the east coast mate
mumberg had a go at me because I lightly knocked a vase that has been left on the floor of the kitchen a doorshall be waggling my finger in her tea later
>>218109344>when I join a gym tomorrowbet you don't even make it to 10 total sessions in 2026
>>218109356how many lad
>>218109372>10More like 2
*walks in to the thread chuddily*
>>218109390not even much of a foot man but those are NOT nice feet
>>218109394
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead
alri
>>21810937467
>>218109407i remember this. virtuous paedo or something
might scran an apple then suck a tea
>>218109418made for BBC
>>218109416https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_25#Deaths
>>218109416be more nice, dagnabbit
>>218109372I've paid for the year as an extra incentive. About £130 a month and I won't want to waste that. Planning to start on the treadmills and work my way from there.
>>218109416
>>218109426yh. wonder if anyone's done a follow up yet, wonder how many got nicked for fiddling kids or having vids
>>218109440lmao
>pain, death and suffering
>>218109440>About £130 a monthSomeone tarq this fool PRONTO(only joking anon, good luck brother, if you have any questions ask them and I will answer)
>>218109454looks like harrison webb
>>218109327HotI love cottage hogs
>>218109434>2016 – George Michael, British singer and songwriter (born 1963)forgot george michael was deadmad he died on chrissiegonna listen to wham in remembrance
>paying £1,600 to run on the spot in a sweaty hive of deanos and abduls for the next 12 monthslmao just eat less chocolate and go for a walk outside nigga like wtf
>>218108981interesting
might take a load of benzos and opioids and pass away peacefully in bedberg
>>218109440>£130 a monthThere’s one born every minute
>>218109440>£130 a monththey've done you good and proper. Most people pay less than £30 a month
just get a pull up bar bro monkeys don't need gyms bro
>>218109498It's a fitness club and the price means you get a better class of person I expect. The no photography rule was also important for me after previous experiences>>218109464Thanks but the club has people on hand to help too
i would say "you could buy a treadmill for that price" but then i remembered brits live in tragic little hobbit huts and couldn't fit one. literal bug pods. mogged by japan evensort of shit that makes them put fucking washing machines in kitchens and all kek
>>218109454Never too old for anything. Bernie Ecclestone had his latest kid at the age of 89.
>>218109498>>218109507tbf if you've got the money it's worth it to avoid a gym full of 'jeets, 'sheeds and deanos
you know when you can just feel the autism radiating off a poster
>>218109440>£130 a monthFucking hellDavid Lloyd?
>>218109532>treadmillYou can just run outside but you're too much of a poofter for that aren't you
>>218109532>sort of shit that makes them put fucking washing machines in kitchens and all kekWhere do you put yours
>>218109575washing machine room
Who the fuck goes to the gym to only do the treadmill lol, there are no foids here surely
>>218109575in the laundry room you spaz
trying to live on £6 per day this month
>>218109575mines in the garridge but i live in a small house
>>218109592fat fellas
How many of you lads have listened to Brad's Albums?
3 trainer sessions alone is worth at least £100 so it's good value when you see what's available
gor blimey love, mind just nipping into the kitchen for a cuppa tea and a load of me undies? ta
>>218109597Why do you have a dedicated laundry room, wouldn't you rather use that space for something exciting?
japan has pretended to be friendly since ww2 ended but underneath they're still evil bugmen
>>218109612But is that 3 Personal Training Sessions each month, if not then it's not worth it.
To be fair if I had more wollop I'd probably go for the local David Lloyd but I don't so I'm going to make fun of that lad out of jealousy
>>218109592literally did just that today and yesterday, shifting focus to cardio as part of my new years rezzy you seealso i will not go running outside because it's too fucking hot, and i also don't want to ruin my shoes
oh yeah brits really do have their laundry machine in the damn kitchen
>>218109650stop bullying us
my heritage test results: broadly welshme: fvkn spcrokcmnib
>>218109612To be fair if you play tennis and swim then that probably works out decent value
>>218109637Yes I hope so
i do not care where the citizens of other nations keep their washing machines
just went for a 10000000km run
>>218109612personal trainers are a scam tbf, if that's a month it's alright but if not they'll be gagging to get you to sign up monthly for them to tell you stuff you can read about online for free
>>218109643>also i will not go running outside because it's too fucking hot, and i also don't want to ruin my shoescan't you run in the morning before it's too hot?
>>218109615they're pretty small, like barely bigger than a walk-in wardrobe (which are also a common feature in australian houses)
>>218109657>>218109674it’s just as odd as yanks keeping their shoes on inside their homes to us
>>218108558>>218108721kek both of these were me
>>218109575bathroom
um based
>>218109526Who was taking pictures of you
>>218109690Perfect size for a goon pod
>>218109688even then it's too hot, even in the dead of night btw
>>218109650i dont, no room in my boxflat, need to use a launderette
>>218108558>>218108619Have you lads ever considered this was a shit test and you failed it spectacularly.First lad letting an incident when he was 15 affect him for life so he only uses escorts. Oh my fucking days lmao
>>218109715Sounds like a stupid place for a white person to live quite frankly
>>218109704One on the left isn’t his girlfriend it was a fan at some event
>>218109740NO I DONT BELIVE YOU YOU ARE LYING
>>218109138I don't like how popular Gosling has become. He used to be our weird little meme actor but now more people are noticing him.
>>218109744corr boigha
>>218109668I don't think it is desu, otherwise they would have said that explicitly as it's a pretty good selling point.I think it's only 3 and they'll use that to try and convince you to pay for more
>>218109735i agree wholeheartedly as i cannot sustain more than 20 minutes in direct sunlight without burning up like a vampire, but my ancestors were pig thieves and were sent here involuntarily you see
omelette for dinner tonight
>>218109751he's bogged too
>>218109728wasn’t even a shit test, he just got rejected as a teenager. happened to billions of men throughout history. it’s a natural part of the human experience.
>>218109774>omeletteFOY
zoomers turn 23 and start saying "I'm chopped and I'm unc gng"
after doing some reading I am going to try and exchange these M&S boots I have received that do not fit me, even though I have no receipt. It seems I should be OK to get a credit refund, which is fine as all I want is to exchange them for a pair the correct size.I don't quite understand how the till wagie will understand that the boots I am returning have actually been bought and paid for rather than me just picking up a pair of boots from the shop floor and saying "hello I would like to exchange these" but there we are, it seems they can tell somehow
donkey get the camera
>>218109744never had one of these that i enjoyedjust too much and too greasy
>>218109785???
>>218109770You're more than welcome to emigrate you know. Australia hasn't been a prison for nearly 160 years
lol. always guarantees a (You) does that haha
frying up an oumuelettue
a cooked unc, me
listening to yes
got the umlets in the pan
For me, it's the Canadian girl known as 'prettyporcelain' off of Reddit
my granddad wanked himself to death
>>218109813small problem Australia is the best country in the world
>>218109844looks like a nutterwould
£130 a month to run on a treadmill once a week oh my days
>>218109848it’s actually the worst country in the world
Day 2 of 2026 and I have already broken my resolution 4 times by wanking to BBC
>>218109704Lucky man
>>218109844she's ever get them out?
>>218109856debunked mate, check the charts
>>218109845>granddadnice to see somebody else spells this word properly
>>218109839umlette du fr-um-age
Australia is on the same level as Dubai to meJust a fake shithole where deanos go to live a soulless life
oh you'd shag a fit girl with large breasts would you?riveting stuff
>>218109867no, canucks are prudes
>>218109873they released new charts for 2026
No way this doesn't look like pure shit in a muddy field come November 2047
>>218109886fox meet my friend grapes
>>218109813the thought has occurred but i don't have any money or skills so i'm stuck here spending my cenno on goon indefinitely i'm afraid
>>218109909looks shite in the mock up
>>218109909Why would it be muddy
don't know why the bbc thinks i care about some swiss people dying in a fire
>>218109909>miracle>it's man-made
>>218109893More of a arse fan myself.
Do black people always smell like weed in the UK too?
>>218109928pilgrims would be making there way there to see the monument, I assume
>>218109937miracle to get the bloody government to allow it
>>218109909looks like shitsimple structures can still be amazing like the gateway arch in st louis or the washington monumentbut this is SHIT
Only managed to gone and got myself that nasty new COVID strain everyone is talking about. Can barely breathe
>>218109940don’t really go around smelling negros
>>218109932Yeah at first I thought it must be a load of British tarqs but it just seems to be French and Italian zoomers Who gives a fuck about that
might read the bible
>>218109940afro-caribbeans, yes, but the newer africans smell more like boiled cabbage mixed with ammonia. in fact it surprises me the chinese haven't tried to eat them yet
never once got covidconvinced they made it up
>>218109946I'm sure they'll have a dedicated paved walkwayThat's what I'd do, with integrated lighting and benches at regular intervals
>>218109953Whenever I drive through a black area here the whole place reeks of weed
>>218109886Having been in both Australia and the UAE this year, nah.Australia does have a shallower culture than the UK, yes. I mean it's been a colony for like 200 years so you expect that.But culture doesn't have to be so deep when the world around you is actually a nice place. The public realm is so much nicer there, both the public facilities and the public themselves.That's before you get onto all the scenery and wildlife and all that.
>>218109704
yhe binble
>>218109997wow amazing photo mate almost looks as nice as bude lido
>>218109940What if whitey walks past a brotha smoking weed and everyone thinks it him?
>In a team match on 11 September 1875 at North Berwick, with the Morris duo facing brothers Willie and Mungo Park, Morris received a telegram from home requesting his immediate return; his pregnant wife, Margaret Drinnen, had gone into a difficult labour. Only two holes remained in the match; the Morris duo finished the match, winning, and hurried home by ship across the Firth of Forth and up the coast, but when Morris got there, both his wife and newborn baby had died.
doesn't sound right saying 2026
>>218109986rorke at leftypol's funeral
>>218109949find it impossible to judge the st louis arch on its own merit because of its association with st louis which is notorious for being a nigger shit holeas for the washington monument i'm aware DC is also a nigger shit hole but i wouldn't say it's notorious as its nigger shitholery isn't quite as common knowledge to thouse outside the US so it doesn't really spring to mind because i'm only aware of it on a cognitive level rather than an emotional one you see
Started the year off with rigorous exercise
>>218109909Not a fan of religious structures to be honest
>>218109997thats a lot of travel in 2 days
>>218110037Wow that’s an ugly son of a bitch
>>218110037DSL
>>218109997Sorry was that picture supposed to prove something? Looks like almost every public space in the UK during summer, except worse because all of those retards are quickly developing skin cancer
>>218109985no paved walkway can contain me
>>218109928People walk up to these things
>>218110062that statue has been there for decades and theres plenty of grass there
>>218110055>every public space in the ukroadworks, litter, abandoned victorian buildings, betting shops, junkies and immigrants?
who else here misses the old gary eats
hes been spamming bradley non stop for 4 hours now, this deeply unwell young man is going to kill himself
>>218109886i would say australia is a fairly immature culture, but it is definitely a real country with an identity and hardly a deano mecca like dubai or spain
The fatfu is a lost cause. Back to the grind.
>>218110090>roadworks, litter, abandoned victorian buildings, betting shops, junkies and immigrantsAh yes because none of thise things exist in Australia lol>i didn't see any on me carefully planned holibob itinerary!!!kek
>>218110055come on lad you know that isn't true
>>218109909>christian monument>generic dogshit modern art installation #98324897234
>>218110103He's allowed to post the Bradleys. It's the one thing he's allowed.
>>218110089surprised wind hasn't knocked it down
am I goin crazy or did it always so fucking long to receive service literally everywhere all I fucking do is queue at the shops queue at bars and cafes and even when you finally get served it takes them forever to do basic stuff
>>218110110not to the extent in which they do herebritain is a decrepit skint post industrial shithole. at least australia looks new and has good weather
>>218110055>Looks like almost every public space in the UK????????
>>218110110we genuinely have nothing like Luton or Birminghan
>>218110140That's not a park/plaza/square you disingenuous queer
HOLY SMOKES. The Somalis have registered 60 "HEALTHCARE" businesses in one single dilapidated "warehouse" building.Let me repeat, sixty healthcare businesses in one freaking buildingIt's so blatant it's CRIMINAL this was allowed to go on. HANDCUFFS.
off to worship the mobius strip
>>218109895she is made for it
>>218110130vaccine innitmade everyone stupid
>>218110148every ethnicity is doing this btw and especially in the UK
most of the brits who move here aren't deanos, just regular pommy bastards who came here for better paying jobs and/or are sick to fucking death of the UK
vgh... paradise...
>>218110130my b&m only has one till open it's a joke
>>218110140That'll be my birthday!
>>218110179lovely 'gulls
>>218110130yeah b and m is the worst the horrible boomer bints just chat to each other when they should be serving me
average working class suburb in Sydney
>>218110130Recently I walked out of Greggs because I'd been stood at the back of the queue of 5 people for around 4 minutes and seemingly nothing was happening. Growing up I'd never have thought I would do such a thing, deeming it something only grumpy boomers do. Unfortunately I am now the boomer. I'm not waiting 15 minutes for them to ring up 4 customers (many of whom were brown, I noted, and did not know their orders).
>>218110174my nephew was looking to move there but he got his gf up the duff so that's put the kibosh on it
>>218110221Burn to a crisp in 20 minutes, fun
my first post of 2026 will be about poo
>>218110238not a problem for me as I have swarthy Italian genetics
there's no way for brits to criticise australia without just seeming like a seething jealous ex
>>218110247luca !!
>>218110247wog cunt
>>218110247turt.. could it be, after all this time....
>>218110055God gives white Aussies skin cancer to prove to them that they don't belong in Australia
>>2181102284 minutes fucking hell that must have been unbearable
what a mess
27 this year, life is truly beginning for me now
>>218110259>>218110266alri boyos>>218110260not on
>>218110232can pretty much bring the whole family over, like almost every brit i've met came here with their family
NEW>>218110286>>218110286>>218110286
>>218110174Very cute Jewish lass who I went to school with moved to aus the moment she finished her medicine degree. Off to a better life. Sensible.She was really clever as well, probably the smartest girl I ever met, much cleverer than me even at maths and I did maths at uni. Also one time I was at a house party dancing with her and I lifted her up while extremely drunk and her head went straight through a fluorescent tube light in the ceiling showering her in glass and that weird powder that's inside them.
