rorke's dream job edish
here we are then
for some reason voice acting just sounds really weird in other languagesregular actors are finebut when it's dubbed over, or a voice-over in like adverts it always sounds stupid
Eeesh
>>218114844hate those euro ads that have english dubshate most things euro to be fair
>>218114902what's going on there then
>>218114874You some kind of weeb paedo?
>>218114765leftypol's actual job edish
Still a little light at 4pmWe're almost so fucking back
>>218114874i have to deal with euro adverts very often and i hate them so muchgay voiceoverscringe comedy (worse than in britain)covers of popular songssoundbites from memespronouncing www. as "vu vu vu"hate it
>>218114945>pronouncing www. as "vu vu vu"fucking hellwish the whole world would just grow up and use English
does anyone actually live in wales or that is just a filler country
>>218114870Wouldn't have a Muslim or a jew problem if he'd been knighted and made PM for life
gay porn
>>218114969jamaican me crazy mon
women are fucking seething about the grok thing haha
>>218114969we are realwe're the original inhabitants of britain
>>218114999what did grok do?
>>218115014heard hes a nonce now
>>218115014grok can undress a woman now
>>218115014grok was caught on a hot mic saying he grabs women by the pussy
>>218114965sounds so stupid but the first time i heard the equivalent of 99.99 in polish i almost had a strokeimagine watching a youtube video on the telly and having to hear this every 10 minuteshttps://youtu.be/ZCOhX7JFA9Qironic that it's a lefty song being used for a multinational corporation but even worse is that it's annoying
>>218115014musk has him working overtime knocking out nonce porn
you can't nonce an AI
>>218115032deepfakes have been around for years, that's basically the same thing
>>218115014go to the grok account and look at replies or the media tabit's all making women wear bikinis or covered in cuminfluencer women hate itOF women are using it to advertise
>>218115061May as well order it from the chinky if you're going to get all that premade muck
>>218114982He was a fanny hahaRunt
>>218115061
>>218115078>go to the grok account and look at replies or the media taball looks sfw on my machine....
>>218114945>pronouncing www. as "vu vu vu"It should be ł ł ł
>>218114870all that bizarre archaic religious claptrap like halal slaughter, kosher, and circumcision should be banned.
*quietly hums*
when is she appearing on clarkson's farm
>>218115125@grok put her in a micro bikini facing backwards covered in doughnut glaze
you lads ever been hiking
>>218115097Disgrace to batter an old man. Of course the jews that did it were 1/3 his age and still couldn't muster the courage without outnumbering him. England burns like that swiss nightclub for the crime of cowardice, letting your elderly be assaulted by literal pedophile Mossad scum. Proto Epsteins.
The poos and their pies
>>218115125fair play to her. achieved her dream and all she had to do was prostitute herself for many years
>>218115125No they didn't, lying bitch
>>218115125they did the sheep arc on season 1, it would be redundant to do it again
in my lovely era
chinks be like instead of using a more appropriate tool i will pick up my rice with these two narrow sticks which i hold both in the same hand somehow
>>218115154no
>>218115184FOY
>>218115154not since my wife fell off a precarious cliff, a very unfortunate tragedy that was
>>218115117but www is vvvalthough yeah that would sound also ridiculous but maybe not so badreminds me of the song they overused in that russian programme about a bad flu which was actually alright but got nuked after the war started (to the lake)https://youtu.be/iNj0YuOlPEY?t=8
>>218115032grok 1, rorke 0
Have it on good authority that the next Elder Scrolls game is set in /brit/
eating ice cream
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead
Winston shoving Katherine off the cliff and jumping off after her
>>218115191kek that is so them
just had a rustlers burger actually wasn’t too badput me in the mood to watch ashens
https://youtu.be/58bGiGNfsZE?t=501
>>218115125When's she going to slaughter them for food?
>>218115125what's she going to do with the sheep then
>>218115248Literally uses the meat which Pedigree Chum reject for being too low a grade
You made me bleed my own blood
>>218115154yeah but i hate being forced to realise how far away from the sea i am, makes me feel trapped
>>218115260Since 1999, Rustlers has brought you genuine flame-grilled burgers, made with 100% British & Irish Beef.So forget what you’ve heard, this is quality food for real life, straight up and spot on.Go on, surprise yourself. It’s better than you think.
erm...lads?
>>218115270Where's that then
dont know how people afford holidays and that
DRIVE UNCLE DRIVE>stab stab stabDRIVE UNCLE
>>218115294Dartford
busy day at work on monday will be updating various websites to say 2026 instead of 2025
might start referring to brownoids as "mondays" because everyone hates mondays
pooing in my face
>>218115270> hate being forced to realise how far away from the sea i amyou own a boat or something?
>>218115294Croydon
>>218115289>100% British & Irish Beef.doesn't mean much as 'beef' is not one thing. there are different cuts that are of different quality
Diego didn't make it into 2026
>what's the matter, pedigree chum? afraid you might taste something?
The Pedigree Petfoods and Heinz extortion campaign, also known as the Pedigree Chum dog food and Heinz extortion campaign, was an extortion attempt against Pedigree Petfoods and Heinz, during which an extortionist contaminated tins of dog and baby food. Pedigree was advised by police to pay limited sums to the extortionist, while ATMs were put under surveillance. Heinz lost millions in sales and eventually offered a £100,000 reward for clues, which the extortionist attempted to collect. However, he was arrested at an ATM while trying to cash the reward, where police discovered the extortionist was former Metropolitan Police Detective Sergeant Rodney Whitchelo.Whitchelo was found guilty on six counts of blackmail, two counts each of contaminating food products and attempting to obtain property by deception, as well as one count of making a threat to kill, and was sentenced to 17 years of imprisonment.What the actual fuck
>>218115154Yeah done some good ones. Crib Goch and all that
>>218115241Need you dead.
>>218115354All that meat is still being used for Rustlers burgers
>>218115341Don Diego
>>218115154always wanted to but i'll feel like a lonely little incel freak doing it alone (i am a lonely little incel freak)
It came out my bum like Pedigree Chum. Diarrhoea diarrhoea.My mum wasn't in so I did it in the binDiarrhoea diarrhoea.I was flying through space when it splatted on my face Diarrhoea diarrhoea.I was walking 'round town when it turned my pants brownDiarrhoea diarrhoea.When you're walking through the jungle and you hear a funny rumble Diarrhoea diarrhoea.I was climbing up a tree when it dribbled down my kneeDiarrhoea diarrhoea.I was walking down the street when I felt it on my feetDiarrhoea diarrhoea.
>>218115294morskie oko. easy mode that even has a horse and cart option to bring you there. but the expensive pint is worth it.not the only hiking i've done though>>218115328no just lived a maximum of 10km from the sea at any given moment until i was 24 so i feel comfort knowing it's there.
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oohOoh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oohOoh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oohDid-did-did-did you see the frightened ones?Did-did-did-did you hear the falling bombs?Did-did-did-did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath the brown poo sky?
fucking hell another of me porno sites is requiring VPNs now
>>218115386She needs to eat more
>>218115422R > L
got a question about my willy ladson the shaft, under the skin, there's a weird lumpy bit. i can move it around by pushing it but it feels hard. wtf is it? plaque?
where is horsehorsehorsumusumae
any of you lads wonder how you'll end up dying
>>218115439Book an emergency doctor's appointment ASAP
>>218115430
>>218115439Probably a little clump of veins. Does it look a little bit bruised? If so it's veins
>>218115439that'll be willy cancer mate
Hello, yes nurse? There's a lump on my cock
>>218115439>>218115456this i've had a vein that is an actual lump for as long as i can remember. at the crossroads for multiple other veins.it's about the size of a tick and mogs me daily.
>>218115408which one
umbunny grande
rorke banging his tiny incel head to evil incel tunes
>>218115443i've already concluded it'll be some form of cancer or organ failure from a lifetime of runt lifestyle that i will notice the symptoms of and still do nothing about
>>218115439does it get bigger and more obvious when you get a stiffy?
>>218115441I've been sat for 24hrs waiting for him to go live
>>218115456>>218115489might beit's not painful, erection seems normal so presumably not peyronie'si'll give it a week and see it it goes
>>218115439Peyronie's Disease
>>218115154does it count if you drive up somewhere and walk around a bit?
>>218115408mless?
>>218115169The Agnès Sorel of the 21st century
>>218115520*looks over the edge and whistles*Long way down
>>218114765why is this fuck smiling
You should note that docs do not give a single shit about penis stuff btw they don't want to hear about any of it and offer zero help
Haven't seen a single one
naptoil shall be happening shortly x
>>218115508not by much
>>218115524...yh
>>218115544Dunno I had a sore cracked foreskin rim and the female nurse checked in on me after two weeks using the steroid cream
>>218115544go to a urologist
>>218115538to hide the pain
It's friday but it feels like a mondayThat is... how you say... mad?
Chebbers
>>218115566fucks sake :(
learnt that botox is the deadliest substance on earth today
>>218115544one time i went to a woman doctor about my phimosis and she asked me "would you like it if i got a male doctor instead"another time i had ball pain and went to a gp and when i told her she panicked and asked "well why did you come here with that" and i had to defuse the situation by saying my fiancee requested this option rather than me trying to ask her to touch my balls for sexual gratification.
>>218115619It's botulism lol women literally inject plague into their faces to stay young looking.
>>218115619gained an extra clue, then?
>>218115537it's ok, there's a rope>>218115547the rehearsal one is goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBF4E_RESes
>>218115619Some people get Botox in their willy
>>218115561i have one, went to the doc cos i thought it was Peyronie's or cancer but the doc said it was a calcification from a sexual injury of some sort
remember that episode of black mirror where a rat/mouse witnesses a murder and it's implied this testimony will be the end of the protagonist.
>>218115547Might start watching TV shows again. Was a series junkie for a long time but then just kind of stopped and I don't really do anything at all any more. Days just pass on by
>shagging so much you get an injuryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is an incel general get out get out get out get out get out
the black mirror twist where the guys child is chinese
>>218115547haven't watched a single one and i know they're all shit because they are modern tv shows
poo poo
2026 prediction: men will start wearing romper suits as an acceptable fashion trend
>>218115697>TV showsFOY
>>218115716some of us are shaggers m8 sorry
>>218115697silo is like fallout vault episodes but actually gooddark (in german) is very kino
>>218115800Sorry mate we're not all shagging olympiads you'll have to share this thread
>>218115078
I'm a virgin but in an alternate world I would be a super-shagger. But to be fair in that world I probably wouldn't be posting on 4chan in 2026
Still laugh at anything he does
Rorke Rorkison is currently watching: Manchester Arena Attack: Survivor Stories | I Was There | @ladbiblestories
>>218115829if i worked here i would be able to build a credible sexual harassment case against her with witnesseswhich has happened in more places than i would ever expected (the expectation is 0, but somehow 3 in reality)
>>218115538was he smiling, or did hackers wielding advanced AI change his expression?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nj5n0k3vo
>>218115890Fake, OP is showing how he truly feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnSW8ian29w
>>218115890Dying at the second image, imagine going to work every day and walking past that
>>218115860i was there too. 3 miles away asleep in bed but that's pretty close all things considered
>>218115890putin on a mad one
>>218115926luv water chesnuts me. think I'll order a chinky for lunch now
it hasn't even begun
>>218115968you can't just say chinky
Mad to think some of those women in the Swiss fire are now horribly scarred for life
wasn't 4chan supposed to be banned by now?
>>218115943worked almost 2 years as youtube janny and at a certain point you really do get used to it. it's still bad but it shocks you less other than the really bad stuff.
>>218115989What's the proper word then chinaman or oriental?
>>218115943Might print it off and stick it on my front door LOL
>>218116006What's the worst thing you had to review
>>218115996i made some calls and got the ban delayed
>>218115829me tucked away off-camera enjoying a poo barm for lunch
>>218116023opy
>>218114765how do you even get into this line of work? like where do you apply
might get botox in my willy
>>218116023scremble
>>218116036from the philippines some guy who was recording a child prostitution ring from a hole in the wall. the girls were younger than 13.but tbf the worst for your daily work were the pimple popping stuff, especially for animals. it was a big trend at the time and there's only so much disgusting fluid bursting forth from spots on an unspecified animal you can see.it was also before the baby monkey torture guy got caught.it wasn't even my department, i worked in spam, and would still see that shit.
mad how grok will generate a million csam images but gets all touchy if you start asking questions about vx nerve agent
>>218116128Grim
>>218115996the government isn't going to do any work over christmas lad. they're not banning 4chan until monday.
>>218116146Yeah you need to proper trick him to give you peaceful suicide methods
wonder what arianafaggot is doing right now
>>218116140tobes with the slut bang
>>218116140we actually got a better lit face shot of him laterlooks surprisingly normal
>>218116140Trans confirmed lol
>>218116176posting on /brit/ with a finger up his bum
>>218116090ummers
>>218116182Really? I missed the first part of the stream Expected him to have missing teeth at the very least
pooooooooooooooooo
>>218116210he didn't show his teeththat would have probably not gone well yeah
>>218116152if you lived my life you would see cambodia, vietnam, indonesia, and india very differentlythey were the worst offenders if we rank it by bad stuff.indonesia has a secret network of child porn based on the game freefire for example. but also people using that to install viruses.our directive was to click on any link no matter what for more context. but strict that you couldn't be attacked to your social media.
toby really missing a trickmany streamer struggle to get the first 5 viewershe's got the /brit/ crew to kickstart his streamnever know, could be winning a twitch award as best new streamer
the strangest revelation was that despite being glaswegian he just sounds like a northerner
>>218116267Yeah that was odd
what are you on about
>>218116297mousey's twitch stream
>>218116297Toby live streamed on new years
>>218116267i was shocked by this toohe sounds really similar to me, it actually scared me
we do not care that Mousey did a streamget a life
>>218116267he has family in england so probably grew up on the english border before moving back still utterly shocked at how "normal" and lucid he is
>>218116314was busy watching randytaylor69
>>218116333rage on
https://voca.ro/1d1refVmckSi
>>218116333It was kino Feel bad for anyone that missed it
>>218116333parasite
>>218116333trips of truth
>>218116267he from bearsden or that?>>218116326do you have a link? curious to see his accent, eh
>>218116366I don't think he kept the vod tbf
>>218116366there's no VOD
The scran
>>218114999>>218115014Femoids have been done in, blud had like 100+ replies insulting him for this tweet last night
>>218116202>t. arianafaggot
nth for the baddiedem
>>218115228
Ah great well that will certainly help with the 400 quid you cunts have lost me so far
Made slow cooked gammon joint in coca-cola last night lads and it was absolutely unreal
Got some good news team but can't share it with you unfortunately
>>218116267Channel link?
>>218116505Found a growth on your balls?
>>218116505Willard getting the chop?
something wrong with my actual arsehole theres a bit of it like sticking out or something but no idea how i can get anyone to look at it. i suppose ill just die of arse cancer on my sofa some day
>>218116505Link your YouTube Tilde x
>>218116565post in on /hm/ and have the benders take a quick peek
>>218115154yh
>>218116565alri haemmorhoidlad
>>218116565dis nigga got worms
every time i yarn i post 4 geeks
>>218115354What a plonker!
>>218116648the millenial pause crying emoji crying emoji crying emoji
>>218116656grim
>>218115439Might be a cyst
If you come out in public with cold or flu symptoms I should be legally allowed to brutally beat you Horrible selfish bastards
>>218115547>It's Always Sunnydo me a favour. Been utter dogshit for a while now
>>218116389white woman who did gravure then became a vtuber has opinion on sexualisation of women
had an accident lads
>>218116747How old is she? My response will follow.
>>218115439I had a dick cyst once, it started off appearing under the skin then turned yellow and popped after a week. It healed leaving no scarring
>>218116389keeki saying this is hilariousbitch is known for cock tease cosplay shite
>>218116762legal, at least
Mousey's Second Life land is the best place on the internet
>>218115926
i watch a fair bit of court tv and one thing that really annoys me is when the judge increases the defendant's sentence for simply being disrespectful, or even worse, goad them into being disrespectful and then punish them for it, it's an emotional reaction and really unprofessional, and it makes them no better than the court theater bullshit that the lawyers are always pulling, and yet people always seem to think the judge is a badass for doing it. it's a flex dressed as authority or "setting an example"
>>218116389will this stop them posting themselves online for attention from those same men, though?no it will bloody not!
might get the Pete Postlethwaite sex arse out
still have yet to buy a game from the steam sale
I wonder what 'jaks will appear in this new year
>>218115439depends where it isI'm circumcised and there's something called a 'smegma pearl' that can occur, usually in pre-pubescence but also in some adultsI got one on my frenulum a few years ago and squeezed it as I noticed it getting bigger over the course of a few months, eventually it popped like a huge whitehead and the smeg/pus mix that came out was the most foul smelling thing my body has ever produced
>>218116747Once intentionally peed myself before taking a shower just to see what it felt likeThe answer was it felt incredibly shameful and I forced myself to stop peeing partway
>>218116823what a life you live
matched with actually quite a fit woman on Bumble. don't know what the plan is though if I'm lucky enough to get her to come back to mine. Currently live in the most squalid flatshare rightmove had to offer. Would actually be less embarrassed taking her back to a pigsty.
>>218116817kek same33 years young, I simply don't care about modern video games
>>218115926get yourself some pasta bowls mate x
Roland Tembo mentioned
>>218116837it's better to be autistic now than back then, back in the days, where we'd be left outside to die
treated myself to a wank in toil today
>>218116835oh my fucking DAYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSwhat are you cunts like
If you step away from /brit/ for a week it's like a completely different general when you come back. Characters are born and die, some with lore you have no idea about like 'Toby' that even JFs are aware of.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules
left the Discord server, joined under a burner account, learned that none of them have mentioned the fact that I left, the cunts
>>218116895I don't know who Toby is either but I liked reading "Toby tantrum" from another anon and have since adopted it into my own vernacular
>>218116893I'm a man willing to experience thingsActually this reminds me when I intentionally came on my face (more like chin really) while wanking - also very shameful
>>218116791Well as I was going to say...>>218116747I will lick it up for you!
>>218116389Would be absolutely flattered if I posted a photo of myself and women went out of their way to create pornography of me
>>218116674Would love to see this gimmick stay around for a long time
>>218116835alri jez
recipes that i can just dump all ingredients into a slow cooker and turn it onsend post
>>218116747Oh no Clara
>>218116981women are used to men thirsting for thembitches like her do soft core porn for money so when somebody just makes the porn themselves instead of paying for it they're seething
>>218115354>Location: BasildonOf course it was one of us
went to the darts thread on sp and burst out laughing when i saw that they refer to the ally pally crowd as the mong pit
>>218117015
I fucked my chances with my last Bumble match by asking her if she wanted a trebor mintI like to finish a meal with a couple mints to get the food taste out of my mouth and she thought I was saying she had bad breath
Poking
Use Linux Mint
if you're 20+ and still drink full sugar coke you need to sort your life out
>>218117108grow up
>>218115926slop
>>218117108Get a grip you pansy
>>218117082Already do
>>218116981Ignores your thoughts and feelings thoughbeit. Imagine no one giving a shit about you besides how you look
>>218116745>>218116785>>218116811>>218116981>>218117001Something something control, it's my body!yada yada
>>218116656she has a nice body but her face is fucking bonkers
>>218117082It just works.
>>218117108this nigga loves his chemical aftertaste and tricking himself into thinking he's being healthy
*ahem*spongebob big guy pants ok
What's for dinner? What would you like to eat tonight?
Nothing going onGot a feeling 2026 will be a dull year
>>218116481you invested in nike LMAO why would you ever do thatit's been over for them niggas for like 5 years now
>>218117150It really does doesn't it
Every waking moment from dawn until dusk I am in extreme physical agony due to some health problem that doctors have spent years failing to diagnose and treat.Why should I continue living?
>>218116981even if those women were smelly ugly indians asking grok to make you wear "JEETED" boxers and cover you with "brown sludge"?
Have not invested in a single stock in my lifetime thus far
>>218117199dunno
rorke buying a house, marrying a nice young lady and having children
Me? Invested in Rolls Royce, even talked it up here only to get insults in response
>>218115547I watched Adolescence and it was shite. I think I saw the Always Sunny but it 'jumped the shark', as the Yanks say, years ago. Not seen the rest, might get around to Black Mirror but wont be watching the others.
>>218116899removed mine with a belt sander
im addicted to alcohol and wanking
>>218117199What's the method of suicide you're looking at? Thinking of trying it myself
>>218117199there is no treatment for being a bitch
>>218117228one of those is not a recognized addiction after 1860
RBRS up 29.7% since March
>>218117231Sodium nitrite probably>>218117236You would've folded under 1/100th of the suffering I've faced in life
brits can't even suicide by cop because the cops don't have guns
>>218117224Watch Twilight Zone. Its the better, more kino, 1950s/60s version of Black Mirror.
>>218117219Bought RR back in 2021 when it was about 90p a share and sold at 1.20
>>218117245actually i take that back addiction doesnt existi love drinking every night and wanking 2 or 3 times a day
>>218117263I was thinking about jumping in front of a train since it seems like the easiest to do here but I don't want to scar anyone. So I'm thinking of going into the sea and intentionally drowning myself
>>218117224early always sunny was quite funny but it went woke
>>218117231Train, central line, 5PM, middle of London
>>218117271Thats not true.
>>218117219I invest 25% Rolls Royce, 25% BAE Systems, 25% Rheinmetall, 25% Saab
>hurrrrrrrr im depressed and gay and im going to kill myself hurrrrrfddf
>>218117350I think it just went on for too long.
>>218117271Some police do have guns, I see them often at the train stationYou lads shoot anything and everything so you shouldn't gloat
NEW>>218117395>>218117395>>218117395
>>218117299Shieet, I sold half of my Nvidia after it recovered from Deepseek because I was worried other China shit would drop it in the futureOnly consolation is that the stuff I put that into did alright
>>218117210maye not jeets but yesIt would be hot if brown women were talking how much they want to fuck me
>>218116241Mogs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rSH2E5Rams
