YOU REALLY TOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY INDOORS AND NOT HAVE THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
wish i was a rich new york jew
First for ulster
>>218123670oy vey lets go to the deli
good evening my literal enemies
job centre's only gone and got me a job wanking off wogs in the migrant hotels haven't they?
>>218123670imagine living in the tunnels
feel like im dying
Been yanking more to AI storiee wrote in chstbots than to regular porn these days I understand why women read those rape centaur books
taken a sleeping pill. shan't be long now.
>>218123701Those Jews are not rich
>>218123625watched her new movie The Housemaid and enjoyed it
>>218123748Plug your arse in case some yellow boy is lurking nearby
heatingberg fighting tooth and nail against elementstein
>>218123697not gonna wank themselves are theya job's a job as they say
>Elsewhere in the Netherlands, a 17-year-old boy and 38-year-old man were killed in fireworks incidents. In Bielefeld, Germany, local police said two 18-year-olds died after setting off homemade fireworks.
>>218123697lucky, most people do that >for free
gfberg volunteers at the migrant hotel for her DofE
>>218123717what are you expecting by posting this? do you expect a dozen (You)s going "OOOOOH WOW PRETTY GIRL YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE"?
I do actually need to get up and turn the heating on though I am freezing here
peng
*turns the thread lights off*
>>218123838what are you expecting by posting this? do you expect a dozen (You)s going "OOOOOH WOW PRETTY BUILDING YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE"?
a dozen, nobut one will dolol
>>218123854*changes from yotsuba b to tomorrow*
ado <3
>>218123831ktim I've got my dressing gown over my clothes and I'm still suffering but I can't be arsed to get up
>>218123792stop posting attractive women
(8) UP STAGE IN MY HEELS ITS DOWN WHERE I BELONG IN THE PINK PONY CLUB (8)
>>218123838pretty building, you have great taste
it might be bath night
>>218123867and what do YOU contribute to the thread?
>>218123886heh
>>218123892it needs doing mate this current bottle is done so I am getting up right now RIGHT NOW>>218123893you'd like that wouldn't you you chase monk well I'm not going to
>>218123884i knew mj was still alive
>>218123697SCREAMINGGet the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
*bookmogs you*
>>218123838pretty building, you have great taste.
>>218123838
>>218123920absolutely heavenly creatures
>>218123920bro activated his special move
Central Cee your ethnically ambiguous usefulness has come to an end the transition is complete TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL CROWN ESDEEKID https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt_Oe2yGE4ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57C13H0BnnUESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR ESDEEKID I'M FROM MORDOR
>>218123942mad how it's the fastest construction in spanish history
>>218123924ugly bint, you have shit taste
>>218123920brunette has a serious body
>>218123936Breaking it down to pages is mental Authors would be better or 'coffees drank' since she likes lattes as well
>>218123920love those sandals they wear
>>218123838not a fan of the building but it's nice to see some europeans still building something unique
>>218124015alri gaylad
>>218123942genuinely full of admiration for the way they milk that hideous thing lol
>>218123974i really like him desufound him on tiktok last year and didn't even realise he'd become so popular til last monthi'm getting old
Edmonton is Winnipeg for the boring and the raped. Either we go back to the concession stand, or we go to Edmonton pooing and squorming.
My bunnyWishing he were outdoors
>>218124022much prefer balfron tower myself
>>218124050bnuy
>>218123993She get wet don't she?
i walked through blood and bones on the streets of manhattan trying to find my brother
What do black scousers sound like
this is cansmong
>>218123936feel like these bints who place value on the number of books they read aren't really appreciating the books. They're getting caught up in the numbers it's not righthave turned the heating back on and not a moment too soon, sat here shivering
Why does nobody ever talk about Leeds? I feel like Leeds used to be importantWhat happens in Leeds
>>218124044nobody cares about your 'cities'there are 100 places in america that we'd rather see than edmonpeg and winnetville
>>218124083Oh... yeah... don't go to Manhattan on New Year's Eve.
this african cup of nations isn't very diverse
>>218124050chonk
got the gay rape music on
>>218124100he's far too young to be canscunt
gotta thank the indian twitter nigga that put this one together
>>218124132it's his discord profile picturet. knower
>>218124113Regarded as the largest city in western Europe without a mass transit system, Leeds has tried and failed over decades to devise and implement an efficient way to keep its residents mobile
>>218124113leeds bradford metro area is one of the most important and culturally thriving cities in the country
>>218124050Roundball isn't he
rape centaur dogshit yonder
>>218124100Is that Joe McElderry?
>>218124120They are our Birminghams (Alabama and otherwise). We would think there's something off about you if you would go to either city willingly.
>>218124111it'd be worse if they did appreciate the books they read
>>218124160So Leeds is shit then?
had a missed call earlier googled the number and it's a local plastic surgeon
>>218124089muh hillsborough muddafugga la
So how do you deal with loneliness??
>>218124184nosejob darling x
>got the gay rape music on
>>218124184They found your nose!
>>218124050let him out
>>218124100Cor he's a handsome ladWouldn't mind shoving my willard in his bumhole x
>>218124184Tell your mates. Not us
>>218123936read about as many books as her and half of them were dense theology books#skillissue
>>218124202think about other stuff
>>218124205oh! forgot about that fucks sake
>>218124226stupid fucker how do you manage that
>omg this swiss Alps club fire is horrendous!>someone must pay for this!>*footage shows hundred of revellers dancing, filming and cheering on the fire instead of fleeing*
>>218124050probably get eaten by a mountain lion out there
>>218124217Your efforts are in vain.This thread will hit the bump limit and you will be carried, weeping, to a new one.
>>218124239might've been drunk at the time
>>218124209yeah?
>>218124248ok
>>218124209she's so peng
>>218124248mad really
>>218124248Darwin doesn't always win, but when he does, so do we all.
have you lads heard of that french castle that's being built using medieval methods? I thought that's a pretty cool project
>>218124268you have been drunk most days this week so probably
>>218124202by posting on /brit/
>>218124192kek i'm hooting at black scousers sounding exactly like scousers and just adding muddafugga to everything
>>218124248they were all pissed and probably didn't expect the flames to engulf the place in like 2 minutes
>>218124292shut up fat
Uninstalled Uber. No more Jeetslop meals for me x
thought it was pretty funny when all the mongs banded together to get Brittany Spears child lock or whatever the fuck it's called cancelled so that they "freed Brittany" then it turned out she was a fucking complete loon the whole time and did actually need her legal and financial affairs managed by her jew handlersfucking day 1 of her freedom she was posting bottomless dual wielding kitchen knives n shit
got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
>>218124312>Does fire like vodka?>Let's find out!
>>218124320you're just jealous because it's being built in france
Blonde pawg at the gym with such fat ass I can't focus on my lifts
good stuff this
>>218124212No a bird will get him
(8) I'm a real bad girl but a real good kisserLeave me alone, bitch, I wanna have funGot my hair tied up, phone on "Don't disturb"Leave me alone, bitch, I wanna have funWear my jeans so low, show my little back dimple (8) mad how some songs ar eliterlly written about me
>>218124347No,he's also fat because gravy is a beverage here in /brit/
>>218124351handsome bunbergwhat's his name?
>>218124298
>>218124348Tell her to sit on your face and piss on your balls, that's my go to pick up line.
having fun playing a game but can't say what it is because someone will spoil the ending
>>218124375no drinking tonight x
Usually even if I'm drunk and I see the ceiling of fire I tend to run out of the fucking room you mongs
>>218124380is it pass the pigs
>>218124380bet it's that expedition 33 you bender
>>218124336neon genesex sexganvelisex
ruby’s tidy twat corr
>>218124397actually just opened a bottle but its ok ill only have 1
>>218124351needs putting in a stew
>>218124216Based
Meltdown
>>218124379It's a lot more poetic in Bulghe
He’s not fat
>>218124417well that's not fucking happening is it
>>218124402>>218124406no
>>218124380venom snake is the medic
leaning jowler mentioned
Me? Absolutely loving My Winter Car.
>>218124248>>>someone must pay for this!she will>Educated at some Welsh Uni
>>218124440
>>/r9k/83556345the mads mikkelsen poster
did a poo a little while ago
>>218124380the final boss has a 2nd form
looking forward to comforting you when you get too drunk and cry again x
>>218124366Juniper because we thought he was a girl at first but then we found ballsSo we call him Junie
>>218124465oh my days
>>218124439Professor Bunbun better give me a passing grade
>>218124380nerevar has hardcore gay sex with dagoth ur
>>218124292Guédelon castle, next year it will be 30 years since the start of the construction.
Mental how there's something someone could post here every thread that would result in me never coming back here
>>218124332Her fans were shocked when her kids still wanted nothing to do with her because she's still totally insane lol
>>218124380aeris dies
>>218124465you're short an arrow lad, here take some of mine>>>>>>>>
NOT doing that tonight
>>218124461
>>218124488notice the flapping fanny under the skirt
>>218124465yes and? https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767079314355134.webm
>>218124380omori explodes
>>218124351Get him a female partner so he can shag and fulfil his genetic destiny. Then sell the baby rabbits
>>218124431not really, it's sounds harsh in Bulgarian, it's a lot more playful in English, that was an inside joke with my ex.
you definitely will
its britney bitch
>>218124498I would never share your nudes without your enthusiastic consent. Those are for us, and us alone.
WLTSBSOASDD
and i am still expected to work no neet forever
>>218124535Wife wouldn’t want to sell the babies she wouldn’t have the heart
>>218124508That's not the ending.They only ever die at the end of chapters 1 or 2.
John Bunyan is the greatest writer in the history of the English language
i have to praise you like a shoe
cant have yet another emotional meltdownstate of me
>>218124439Does he shit eveywhere and chews cables?
>>218124595I would argue it's more heartless to let that rabbit live a shagless life
>>218124567Hey @grok put this user in a bikini
>>218124592grim, gross, and groomed
who the hell are these peopletiktok mothers wtf
>>218124592bluds name is luke chinman
>>218124592she just didn't though did she
>>218124592mid
can't begin to solve any of my problems until i've moved out get it done 2026
>>218124599Could be Thomas Hardy
the women posted here are always so pengyou have to wonder what the point is in even trying to live your life when you will never get to enjoy a woman even half as beautiful
>>218124637Nobody cares mate
>>218124627hey... ... ... you can see that anytime you want ;3
>>218124495mental how many tourists it attracts a long term construction project like that is one of the coolest things a country can do
>>218124657int that the fella from the dark knight rises
>>218124637>mixed mutt kid I wonder how is the father of this child!
>>218124658fairly certain 90% of the fit women posted ITT have been submitted by myself
>>218124669yeah like hs2
just shag ugly women
>>218124669The only thing more attractive is when something massive happens overnight, or when nobody is watching.
need her to smash my cock to bits
>>218124690love you slaglad xI know you're a top shagger irl
Walter Menzies "Ming" Campbell Sex Arse
I liked a woman once nothing came of it swore me off forever it did i have my video games now
>>218124592simps should be crucified
Soft Plump "Harvey" Guillen Sex Arse
>>218124730It's mad how much women make from onlyfans/fansly
Me? Filtered every JF flag and it enhanced my 4chan experience
i will have 1 bottle tonight then after tonight ... no more drinking for a week!
>>218124735absolutely hammered here ladwe used to have slag threads back in the day going back many years now like 2016 tier where everyone would just pick a slag from their folder and post it along with their post, see if we could hit the image limit before the bump limit . Couldnt have that these days (due to the woke yeah). end of the day we all enjoy looking at pretty women and that's what it's about yeah
>>218124765How else would we reintroduce fascism to Italy?
just done my first poo of 2026bit constipated aha x
>>218124739mad how he was a world class athlete
Hungry
How did we go from this....
I had a shower earlier, so I haven't had a wank, a shit or brushed my teeth this year.
>>218124838kino
>>218124836feed him a carrot
>>218124849i've done all of these personally
going to shave after months of not doing it and feel like a massive chinlet
Getting real good at cooking fish of course not fresh fish the stuff that comes in packets in the supermarkets
to this...
there's cop cars down the road from my house wtf
haven't wanked all year
Be honest with me lads, how many of you are still virgins then?
.....to this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok
funny looking fella freddie mercury
>>218124794peng peng peng
>>218124887this meme is actually 10 years old that's crazy
>>21812490133 years young and some day I'll visit an escort but for now I'm not bothered
>Anna De Ville+ B-day Party over 3 hours almost non-stop wet, 9on1, #Fisting, #ATM, #DAP, DP, #TAP,
>>21812490121 year old virgin, me
heating on and I'm still cold, it not rightother day I was thinking about an interesting method of suicide I saw in a fillum once. Was a film called 'Another Earth', a fairly shite, pretentious movie about what happens when an identical earth (with identical human occupants) appears in the sky next to our own earth and some agreement is made to swap 2 humans from each earthanyway in the film the main character tries to commit suicide by hypothermia where she just goes outside and lays in the snow. Always thought that was an interesting method of suicide. Like if you got really drunk it could be do-able.
just been watching that divinity 3 trailer
>>218124980peng pang pangshe can swing by the tokyo tower
Genuinely failed at life if you haven't had sex before the age of 25.
>>218124983yes get all of the brown men freed, get them eradicating British culture
>>218124983>The ruling was discussed in parliament in November, when it was revealed that Awale was awarded £234,000
Got married before 30Became a homeowner before 30Haven’t had a child yet thoughever
>>218125044I had sex before the age of 15... still failed hard enough to wind up here.
>>218124983get him council housed
>>218125044https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1767377617106654.png
the brown girls can stay
>>218125066Homeowner has the word meow in it.You're welcome.
>>218125044It's never to late fren
>>218125044Yeah I know Still pay taxes sonI am allowed to exist
>>218125095
Got the BIG cans, lads
>>218125074what was his name
>>218125146Liter-o-Fosters is it?
World's going to the dogs
parentals always hit out with "yeah it's OK to be gay these days" whenever we're watching the pozzbox and the mandatory gay kissing scene comes on whichever program is onas if they're opening the floor for me to come out as gay. Fuck up you cunts i'm not gay I'm just a sensitive young man
Need to take dogberg for a walk but I can hear teenagers in the park
>>218125074wi yer da?
>>218125171mine used to do that but they've given up on me ever getting a gf or bf
>>218125074Did the police arrest your dad or what?
>>218125158StevenAss carved from marble. You could bounce a quarter off it and get a few bills back.
>>218125133a lot of the boriswave have already gone according to the most recent numbers
loving the buzzcut, one swipe with the towel and you're done, ready to go
>>218125213
you know theyre planning a massive war when immigration is getting slashed
>>218125230prove it
>>218125187>>218125206Not for lack of trying. Nah, one of his friends: Steve the Fat Nonce. Took 'im seven years to take the fuckin hint dinit.
Completely wasted my first two days off toil.
remember that documentary where the amish came to visit england and they were scared of rock music
Songs to my EP1. Fuck up you cunts 2. i'm not gay 3. I'm just a sensitive young man
I'm married to a woman, we fuck daily, I dominate her body and fantasize about fucking her and dominating her even when I'm not fucking and dominating her. She would probably go actually insane if I didn't fuck and dominate her every day.
>got told there's a big important meeting on the Monday after the Christmas break>toilberg is confused and I just saw he sent me a message on teams asking me why I'm not working Monday>because fuck you and I said I was taking Monday offBliss. lads
>>218125297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_exvKnrK6g
first friday night off the booze since I can remembermust be at least a year agojust couldn't be arsed with it tonight
>>218125312i'm a virgin and i wank everyday so yeah
>>218125312If you'd only said it twice, I might have believed you. You're not trying to convince us; you're trying to convince yourself. This tells me that you are married, but it's not living up to your standards.
>>218125312heard it said more than a few times that women basically go mental if and only if they aren't being dicked down regularlylike if you are routinely fucking the shit out of your woman until she can't think straight then it sort of... mellows them out. But if they're not getting that then they start acting up n shit
twitter algorithm showed me a cute trans woman and now i'm dysphoric and upset again
“I’m not gay I’m just a sensitive young man” said the little gay boy
might go to sleepbig day tomorrowI'm going to eat some sweeties and wank a few times and post here maybe listen to music or play some online card games might watch something on iplayer and maybe eat some pasta and then drink some cans and maybe wank a bit and post poo and do it all again the next day
I want to evolve I've been the same for too long
>>218125398do something about it make it happen 2026
Gf is scrolling and telling me about "tax the rich" and "they are a cancer" lol, ah women
>>218125398*removes everstone*
>>218125428Next time she wants money or orders something, take 70% of it say it's a tax on wealth.
>>218125428I just spent NYE and brunch entertaining the rich.The gf's not entirely wrong. I'm thinking more 'steal from the rich' and 'reintroduce them to reality'.
>>218125428Wish women would just keep their beak out of politics
>>218125455only works if she's got more money, otherwise that's just capitalism
>>218124901*raises paw*
>>218125398Alri Growlithe in Heart Gold
>>218125466Get a better job and stop whingeing
>>218125488Wish Nigel and Keir would just fuck already.
>>218125527Er okay bit weird
Really miss the fatfu but she is clearly over me.
>>218125519Fucking paid a mint - usually does. I'm just baffled that their account balances negate their spatial and situational awareness.
utterly pointless being at work today all the work was done by like 10:30 fucking WASTE OF MY TIME
>>218125560Sure mate but you're still poor
showered <:
>>218125170This makes me feel better about being a layaboutThese people are busy but aren’t doing anything worth doing
Forgot it was a work day. I think I did literally nothing (afk wfh toil)
>>218125650they're making a fucking packet and living vastly better lives than you to be fair
>>218125366Works both waysIncels driven to acts of jewishness from lack of pussy
>>218125602I got my taxes put aside for 2025. New Year's just paid off what's left on my car. Rent's covered til April. Trip's booked for mid February. Down payment on a house is probably a July-October thing, depending on whether I'm prioritizing making money or having the time to go do it.Far from rich, but not nosediving.
>>218125609>>218125609>>218125609>>218125609>>218125609
>>218125671Can’t argue with that
>>218125680Lot of words to say I'm right
>>218125685Erh Li
>>218125044Let’s stop beating each other down huh
>>218125715I accept your concessions of words and land. Back to Halifax with you.
>>218125751The post that singlehandedly killed /brit/
>>218125268ktim. Not back till Wednesday night and I had all these plans to clean the flat and play a couple of games that are on my steam backlog but so far all I've done is post here. grim grim grim
>>218125780Moderation killed /brit/
>>218125044corr 7 months to get my affairs in order
You lads watching the darts then?
Darts are for yobbos and deanos as an excuse to get away from the missus for a night and drink pints. Terrible sport but great socially
