The nipdem and their anti-timmy guards edish.
arigato
We interrupt your pantomime experience to remind you of the Windrush generation.
^-^
peculiar edition but I can get on board with it
Watching Austin Powers. Holds up pretty well.
Winston Churchill was black but you're not ready for that conversation yet
when the fuck are we going to chimp out?? need leftypol and his mates out of business
>>218127596(But your kids are going to love it)
tight bald fannies
First poo of 2026 in the booksTime of poo: Saturday January 3rd, 12:40pm
>>218127568granberg used to take and sisterberg to the pantomime as kids and I had no idea what was going on
have a bunch of mandarins I wanted to use their skin for something but I have no idea what for so I guess I will just peel and eat them
bathtoil completebedtime readwicz begins
(naturally bald)
I wish the things that boobies are attached to weren't so mean
the telegraph doesn't want you to know this, but billionaires are actually rich
>>218127599genuinely never ladit'll be up to Australia to liberate you in 30 years time
>>2181276528, 9, 11, 13
I'm naturally bald
>>218127652unironically kaytimmersexcept I'm also mentally unwell
>>218127701you don't have a fanny, be quiet
>>218127635>granberg used to take and sisterberg Did you have a stroke?
>>218127695The criminals return!As was foretold in the prophecy!
>>2181276520/15.proper slugman me
>>218127635not the same when my arse looks like that
mum used to take me and my sister to the doctors to get weighed in water
wait I do drink so it's not timmers. I'm druk right now. I druk the vodka.
>>218127652All but 7And as for 6 - can, but won't
>>218127713should say me and sisterberg.
>>218127652>1. Tallover before I even had a chance
need to wankany fit trannies going?
Legitimately don't understand the appeal of pantoUnless you know the actors personally and want to see them make fools of themselves I don't know why you'd subject yourself to watching unfunny amateur productions
>>218127568
posting trannie from my superyacht
>>218127795live action Mrs Browns Boyssame target demo
>>218127652Ok so what does she bring to the table? I'm assuming the foid that wrote this is an ethereal beauty with the loyalty of a dog and who is eager to cook every morning and night and bear five children?
Lads enough with the lust provoking images now pleaseIt was funny at the start but it's time to stopWhat would your mothers think
>>218127793not allowed to post they/them here
>>218127795I remember the pantos I went to as a kid were mainly self contained little stories that had three or four moments of "he's behind you". I think they've become more aggregious on the "humour" and audience interaction since then.
>>218127838and whyever not?
only windrush I care about is the wind rushing between my arse cheeks from the curry I had earlier
>>218127803rorke trembling in his boots
>>218127795botnet paedophile
>>218127832we're not stopping we're doubling downer
>>218127853last time i posted one i got a 7 day ban and the webm was blocked
>>218127737were you malnourished
>>218127885which one was it
literally nothing wrong with being a paedophile botnet or otherwise
>>218127898pumpkin
Might sell my car and buy one of those miniature steam trains you can ride around the garden. Always wanted one of those. What's the point in a car when you can just get a coolie to deliver your shopping
We don't do things that way in Germany
>>218127803>that fucking stare
>>218127915wonder why it got the webm blockedmust have been a long time coming
>>218127918Lol as if you have a garden
>>218127803BBR DENGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTnZtR339AI
Ok yh sure but what’s the point of living tho? What’s the point of going on?
Persian gf 2026 is going swimmingly
>>218127942reckon janny spaffed to it and regretted it
>>218127652Probably 5 or 6 for me.
>Well THA'S a SOIGHT for SOAR OIS!! Th' LOCAL MOSQUE!! WHA-?! Yew lot a'e ALL going t' TAKE TU'NS RAILING my WOIFE?! MUHAMMAD'S FOIST?! And YEW are going to REpeatedly COOM into 'er saggy MEAT-FLAPS!? B-but yee are TEW LA'GE! Yew will RUIN 'er for EVE'YONE ELSE!! EHHH?! And after MUHAMMAD STRETCHES out my beloved woife PE'MANENTLY with MUHAMMAD ACID ATTACKS and MUHAMMAD SUICIDE BOMBINGS, ABDULLAH and AHMED will DOUBLE-TEAM 'er?! EHHHHH?! Yew lot're both gonna SPITROAST 'er like the DIRTY PIG INFIDEL WHORE she IS?! AHMED is gonna FILL 'er with his HOLY KABBA-shapped TESTICLES?! ALL while ABDULLAH WHISKS 'er MIND away with AWAY with PLEASHA like a DIVINE WIND?! TOGETHA yew lot are GOIN' ta POUND 'er PUSSY with yer AIRPLANE HIJACK ATTACK?! SHE WON'T even know who is FOCKING 'er since yew will be SO FAST?! WOOHOO! And NEXT is IBRAHIM?! HUUUHHHH?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T THROW ACID IN MY FACE DURING THE MONEY SHOT! I NEED IT FO' MY GOONING SESSION OR ELSE MY GOON LOICENSE WILL EXPIAH! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?! THANK YOU SHEIK IBRAHIM! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST THE PROPHET MOHAMMED HIMSELF!! SAY WHHAAA-?! Yew are going to CALL THE CONSTABULARY on ME and FORCE me, while being ARRESTED for 'ate speech, to WATCH YEW, RAIL my WIIFE?! And YEW'RE SAYING that seeing THE GLORIOUS NATION OF ISLAM fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WO'LD-VIEW?! My WHOLE WO'LD will SHATTA as I have an OIDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PE'SONALITY DISO'DER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CA'E, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DROIVE me INSANE?! And then, I will be FO'CED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! PIP PIP CHEERIO GOD SAVE THE QUEEN LET'S GET THIS TRAM GOING!!!
The global economy is based on 7 tech companies passing government subsidies in a circle. They get free money based on the promise that AI will get so good it will be able to do everyone's jobs. But now all AI chatbots are somehow getting worse.
>>218127944Garden is just shy of an acreAmazing how far your money goes outside of donedon
>>218127989pretty sure that's what we've all done
>>218127918often think about chucking my car and getting a bicycle. Pay several hundred quid to garageberg every year only for the car to drive the exact fucking same. Could buy a well nice bicycle that would last forever for the same amount I waste on this fucking car every year and it would cost like 50 pounds a year in maintenance with no insurance.
just want to dump my cum into a tight hole
>>218128051What's she doing upside down? haha
>>218128044can't be having that particular thought out loud lad you know thatsome things you've got to keep bottled up
fucks sake my sub for the pumpkin one has just auto renewedforgot to cancel again
>>218128069i'm horny i'll say what i bloody want to
>>218128066dunno xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU
International liberalism failed so hard that our birth rate collapsed to a point where we are going extinct. rather than admit they were wrong, the liberals decided to mass import hostile foreign tribes and gaslight people into thinking the 3rd worlders were the same as us and therefore we were experiencing growth. Because these ooga boogas can't function in white christian civilisation, the liberals steal money from the whites through taxation and use that to subsidize the foreigners so they can continue to pretend their liberal ideology isn't a complete failure. This compounds the problem and continues to make society worse and the birth rates to go down further.
>>218128012Might get an old shitbox classic car for the occasional trip. Don't need to tax or MOT one then, and they are easy to work on and fix because no computers or Chinese plastic shite
>>218127722Lol Ireland has never mattered and claims to contrary were idiotic
>>218128000Corr bet it’s peng
>>218128074what's her namenever told me before
>>218128115Bet you're peng mate
Trump about to hit Iran tonight
>>218128101Forgive my ignorance but why wouldn’t you need to MOT or tax it
>>218127795its just a bit of silly fun for women to take their kids to for a day out
>>218128124raven/korvid_snd
maaax!
>>218128128Haha oh you xx
>>218128143All cars over 40 years old are classed as historic vehicles and are exempthttps://www.gov.uk/historic-vehicles/vehicles-exempt-from-vehicle-tax
>>218128139bizarre how the only thing a gameshow host from NY cares about is Israel's foreign policy.
>>218128099imagine how quickly the state would have all its lifeblood drained if the average citizen was just a little bit more cheeky about where their tax money went
>>218128143Cars over 40 years old are exempt from both (although I think the law on MOTs is changing at some point)
>>218127803>that's right, freak. you know
>>218128143just drive it until you get pulled over then throw your hands up and say haha you got me, and tank the points / fine (guaranteed to be less than what an MOT pass would have been)
not washed since Tuesday and feel grotty
mad how expensive private therapy is nhs only gives you 6 sessions of generic CBT and for anything extra or specialist (which i need) you have to pay
>>218128212Would kill my family to inhale one of her farts.
>>218128212she's lost a lot of weight since then she's way fitter now also please don't post leaked content
>>218128225>ooohhh I need a doctor to tell me not to kill myself ooohhRope :)
mad how lonely i am
>>218128240ok well i'm still going to wank to leaked content
>>218128225Therapy is a meme, it doesn't work.
>>218128246done him
>>218128246well that's not a very nice post >>218128260worth a go isn't it
>>218128215Fucks sakeNot once have i been on a beach chilling with hotties
>>218128225Therapy is a scam. If you are depressed, it is because of the material conditions of your life e.g your finances, family, lack of gf or relationship issues, surroundings, lack of career progress or fulfilled goals. No amount of talking to some uppity cunt with a postgraduate is going to fix shit.
>>218128240he's definitely on the jab been a moonface cunt for years then suddenly shifts the weight? Not having it.
>she>her
>>218128240>please don't post leaked contenthttps://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/korvid_sndwhat now nigger?
HOLY SHIT CLAV GOT MOGGED BY AN IRL GIGA IFO THA HUZZ
>>218128225Tony soprano over here
>she
>>218128279yeah but therapy might help me cope with all that without killing myself
>>218128240>lost weightRuined. Bet that (formerly) phat dumpy is saggin
>her
Will never sink so low as to call a little bender boy a 'she', even if I wish to pork them
>>218127797she's way too attractive to be a windrush gf
princess awwarabella is another fit one
>>218128318these days you use chat GPT for that
>princess
>>218128295>AN IRL GIGA IFO THA HUZZnigga speaking swahili
ffs i missed the pumpkin shagger didn't i
boozetoil complete. Need to think about having an unsatisfying drunk porn chug, swigging some mouthwash then hitting the hay.
>>218128377>>218128294
>>218128318The only thing that will help you is either meaningfully changing whatever material condition is making you feel bad, or at least attempting to and relishing the attempt. Second to that, you can try zombifying yourself on meds, which is also a legit option.Honestly, there are two types of therapy. One is for self-important middle and upper-middle class career people with no real problems to help give themselves "balance" and to pat themselves on the back that they are being so good to themselves by getting on therapy. The other is lower class people needing to do mandatory CBT in order for the NHS to finally get them the good chemicals. I am guessing you are more akin to the latter, in which case yes, therapy is worth it as a means to getting good shit. Just make sure you tell them you are suicidal and utterly hopeless or they won't get you on that good shit. However, don't go too hard or they'll chuck you in the nuthouse and you'll get abused by minimum wage nutter-wranglers.
>he wanks himself off to a bloke in knickers
>>218128295'the beautiful ones' from the mouse utopia experiment
>>218128389Would love to suck her sweaty giblets after a night of feverish clubbing
my schizophrenia cured my depression
>>218128389imagine just pushing that skirt up, ripping those panties down, first getting a taste of that ripe little pussy and then whipping it out and going to town... pure heaven
>>218128397not a tremendous deal different from the trannies reallyspiritually speaking
paging Dr gf
decided to take 3 melatonin gummies instead of oneI shall be drifting to the land of dreams soon
>>218128436hope you don't wake up, boring cunt
>>218128422Clavicular is the first male-to-male tranny
>he's in love with a man who recorded and posted himself sticking his nob in a pumpkin
>>218127652just handsome and fine me
Arsepong smells peng again
>>218128450that's why your 2026 will be shitbecause of rude posts like this
Tempted to start a child molestation rumour about Bradley Walsh
>>218128436much you take la'?mine are dosed 10mg a gummy and I cut them up into 1/3rds as apparently 10mg is too much. Also I kind of feel like even though they send you off to sleep the sleep quality isn't that good dunno, I don't always feel rested the following day
>>218128452Very good post
>>218128431@grok put her in a cage with BBC ONLY! engraved on the lock!
you lads need to work on your porn addiction
Wishing the best for Umbunny in this new year
>>218128472they sell gummies with 1mg per gummy
>>218128394well i actually am suicidal and utterly hopeless, what is the good shit and does it work
I so regret not getting into the tranny game when I had the chance. I was in a server with some of the most well known and cutest. I should have just gone for it. So I respect these porn trannies, they are living the hedonistic bang of a life that I was too cowardly to try. Instead I am a penniless incel bedrotter. I could be fucking prime tranny butt right now, or getting fucked, while making bank from paypiggies. Just one of a life of endless regerts.
>>218127568Why is the Windrush generation harped on about so much?75 years in the country and achieved fuck all other than shit music and some athletes.
>>218128472use them for emergency sleep methe sleep's restless, 'shallow' and the dreams are plasticky.
>>218128501No I need to continue building my pron folder, since it is the only thing I have left
>>218128509Moid or foid?
>>218128513
Can't admit that I have a porn addiction so I call a hairy arsed man "she"
umbunny mentioned
>>218127568lmao wtf was this from
>>218128507yeah but then they'd be mugging me off not paying through the nose for 1mg gummies when I can cut up my own gummies with a bit of elbow grease>>218128518I've used them every night for the last perhaps 4 months unironically. I feel unhinged mentally.
might make mugwort tea and have lucid dreams
>>218128513peng
>>218128523not sure
>>218128509High dose lithium I guess? Are you actually on anything right now? If not, book an emergency gp appointment, say that you're depressed as fuck. They will at least bung you on sertraline or something. Make sure they get you at least 100mg, anything less is useless. But in the long term you will want something better. Honestly, americans don't know how good they've got it having access to all the pills they have so easily. We have to get prescriptions for pills they can get over the counter.
>>218128562Yeah won't bother to help you then will I
>>218128452society needs a reckoning for the damage it has done to young autistic men
it's over (no idea who this is)
failed penis inspection day at work again
>>218128567>book an emergency gp appointment, say that you're depressed as fuck. They will at least bung you on sertraline or somethingactually did this last week and they gave me sertraline 50mg
>>218128514Erm they rebuilt this country after Whitey War 2
>>218128595vvpbros...
tranny loving mongs gone awfully quiet
>>218128601>drives a bus in london>yes i will now take credit for single handedly rebuilding the country
Wish I lived with mummy in my smelly childhood bedroom playing some shite MMO
>>218128513CWLTSHC
>>218128501yeah dude you can't just watch porn or enjoy porn or look at images of women you find attractive dude some men go their whole lives without ever having sex and that's ok it's a GOOD thing so if it means you have to spend the next 45 years wageslaving while the rest of us get to enjoy fresh, tight pussy daily then that's on you bro so do not even think about relieving or indulging your innate sexual urges by looking at women or porn you sick fuck, better you die without ever having experienced any sort of sexual pleasure or release yeah I was just saying that down the pub yeah
>>218128567Ah yes pills that make your dick stop working, so lucky
>>218128599fucking hell they really do all play by the same book, huh. Keep on it for another couple of weeks, book another appointment, tell them it's not doing enough, hopefully they will boost it to 100 but you could even push for 200. I swear these people don't even try. Six figures these cunt GPs are on to sit at a desk and write notes for Boots.
>>218128472>>218128636beautiful women are a gift from god
>>218128636Malding little freakRun a bath and slit your wrists
>>218128621when that doesn't work they just pretend that random white historical figures were actually black
mornin benders x
>>218128644didn't even get an in person appointment just a 5 min phone callcunts
My ancestors lived in Britain a few centuries ago, so in a way, I've been there, because the germ I sprouted from was at one point
>>218128642Yeah because we're totally getting use out of our dicks.
>>218128394Got in to see a therapist before the Merry Crisis.Turns out my life's just shit and suicidal depression is a perfectly reasonable response.Got a baby SSRI script "For emergency use only" and was told to "Limit [my] exposure to the fucked up, needy, and toxic people in my life," and "If [I'm] being honest about the sabotage at [my] job, [I] should spend a minimum of an hour a day searching for new jobs while on the clock." and that I should "Pick the busiest work day of the week, or one involving a deadline to schedule a follow up appointment."I think I like this therapist - she's actively trying to be rid of me as soon as possible.
German tits
>>218128618Busy wanking to lesbian porno(One man bumming another man)
>>218128691love doing this
>serotonin increasing agents (sertraline et al, SSRIs): available same day from your GP>dopamine increasing agents (adderall, methylphenidate et al): 14+ year waiting list, requires referral to specialist consultantgets the ol' noggin joggin. Makes you wonder which ones actually do something hmm yep it does it really, really does
>>218128683why is she trying to look like what japs think germans look like
>>218128608i think he's apologising because he thought he was live for an hour and had a whole production and itinerary set up but he forgot to start streamingand now he's saying he couldn't even tell if he was live or not because there was no activity in the chat kekdon't know why youtube recommends these curious oddball characters to me
>>218128701Bumming another man?Don't we all?
This is disgraceful lads. Shocking that lasses are having to suffer this sort of thing in modern society. Anyone got a link to the images? Need to see what we're up against.
>>218128636tried shagging an actual woman you ZOGGED freakazoid
Although it is weird to think, that means our last common ancestor is centuries removed. We are distant cousins
>>218128737my aryan brother.......
atb
>We are distant cousins
>>218128754fat bitch
it seems youtubeberg has decided the agenda for tonight
(You)'ll never know how much I love you........(You)'ll never know how much I really care........
>>218128714You can always just hit up your local speed dealer. Similar shit in cheaper packaging.
>>218128761Why would I give a fuck about Britain if I was a mulattoFuck you, you're probably a paki
>>218128762
>>218128724so... about those pictures...... anyone got them at all?
It should be possible for people to live in a country without having a job. They shouldn't get to avail of things that require jobs to produce , e.g. plumbing and electricity. But they should be allowed to build their own shelter on their own plot of land and be left alone. They should also not pay taxes but also they cannot use services that taxes pay for, e.g. police protection of the fire department. Just a man living on his own with a roof over his head.
christmas tights sex nylon erotic
say goodnight n go
>>218128801
>Fuck you, you're probably a paki
wifeberg has NO IDEA of the struggles i have to go through, it's freezing cold in the bedroom and she expects me to get out of bed!?!?!? mad woman honestly
>>218128663Well, at least they got you the drugs. Phone again, even if it's another phone appointment the important thing is they up your dose.
today is 3 januarythe warm glow of christmas is receding behind usthe cold, harsh reality of january and february is staring us down
>>218128848easter ahead lad cheer upget some hot cross buns down your gob
Ouch
goodnight nigga
>>218128824Shrekking
>>218128855every australian, as a subject of King Charles III should be required once in their lives, to spend at least one period of 3 months from January to April in the UK to see what we really go through.
>>218128848Christmas is shite. At least Jan and Feb we are moving towards spring. Seriously what is good about the festive period. Shite music on the radio and some people put fairy lights up. I don't get it.
>>218128903They disowned youNot the other away around
Hi ladsPooing out of my big fat gay arse
>>218128903lad we got out of there for a reason and there's nothing stopping you either
>Christmas is shite.
>>218128724>>218128801
>>218128913>They disowned youFlag must be developmentally delayed then, like Australians themselves
Having a little peruse of model mayhem for some nasty skanks and I've just discovered Martina Big, if you know who that is, and its put me right off.
>>218127583made for it
>>218128947go warm up the bed kitten x
>>218128935@grok now give her a willy
>>218128935Need her jailed
>>218127507Why did they hire a bunch of frail japanese girls to defend those handsome and muscular black kings
I bet Australians get special treatment in Britain still
>>218128935right well i'm not getting those pictures i suppose. i'll go and get some sleep I suppose
>>218128961dont want to go to bed but i have to
>>218128981toil next week
>>218128980You suppose I suppose?
i dropped out of high school and consider myself better educated than my sister who has a masters degree, she's a gullible retard with no ability to spot patterns
>>218128985
>>218128980what, you want them in higher res?ask grok to do it
>>218128972ninjas gotta look out for ningas nahmean
*starts singing Nirvana songs on the /birt/ karaoke machine*
>>218128987*sparks you the fuck out*yes mate
Watched a vid of a girl just sitting in a field, smoking and taking a gassy dump on a shovel in front of her friends, one female one male, all just laughing and joking. All young. That is the ecstacy of youth and beauty, revelling in each other's forms. Even watching another expell the foul waste from their body is not a cause for disgust, but something to laugh about or even be excited by. Such a scenario would never work beyond the mid 20s at latest, I can't imagine some 40 year olds sitting around, taking dumps in the open in front of each other and laughing. Such is the joy of even the tail end of adolescence, all beyond is just a slow death.
>>218128977Deportation in shackles?Yeah, it's been the same for centuries.
sometimes wish i was a girl so that i could dress coolermuch easier to look fashionable as a woman, that's just the way it is x
MRI scanberg monday
might commit a cheeky 'cide if that's alright with you lads x
>>218129020ok
>>218129033you can dress in whatever you want :) x
>>218129009cum
>>218129033would dress like little bo peep, me
>>218127507https://x.com/dwangojpnews/status/879320449963794432
>>218129053SITTIN AND DRINKIN PENNYROYAL TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
>>218129033this reminds me of when i saw a man wearing leggings in town. really did my head in
need a runaway gf who lets me be as abusive as i want because she doesn't want to have to go home and get raped by her uncle
Think I might scummaxxHow do I make myself more scummy
>>218129087AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABORTIFACIENTS!!!!
might have a nice jammy shiraz
>>218129043let's do it together <3
>>218129091was he fit
>>218129099kind of glad this will never happen
>>218129101You're already scum, what you need is a clue. A reminder.
wifeberg nagging me because I brought my bowl of crunchy nut feast to bed
>>218129103oooh very tart
Somali daycares appear to be ran better than Swiss nightclubs. Really does my ead in.
>>218129091This reminds me that I lost a bet on the 31st, and I have to spend one day a month in a dress.If I find one that fits alright, I'll post it up here for you loons to goon over. I got the hips for it.
>>218129133A reminder of what exactly
>>218129137This is made up and you're an incel
>>218129101become an alcoholic or junkie, sexually harass women in non-prosecutable ways (stuff like catcalling), get a gf who is as much younger than you as is legal and get her pregnant, start fights at the pub
>>218129142'hu you callin' tart?
>>218129137Give her a fuckin slap
>>218129163
Well that's a trannard getting the third rail innit
>>218129114i cant really remember much about what he looked like because i was just staring at his jiggling arse>>218129152errr
>>218129163corrrrrrr that's a fine lad that
>>218129106are you a Basil from Omori twink perchance? x
>>218129188It's clearly a twink.
what the hell is wrong with gaylords
whan an old new
>>218129236I didn't click it... but now I guess I have to.
Do you think your mums been shagged up the arse before? I think mine was.
>>218129267gesundheit
on a temporary vegan diet and the poos i've been doing have been extremely satisfying
My legal birth name is Tarquin Alistair Russel Frederic Sebastian George de Richmond-Montague. I'm 18, my family from old money, own an estate in Yorkshire, I'm finishing at Eton this year and going to Oxbridge come autumn.My parents have never worked and have 100s of millions simply from using their inheritance to buy stocks as collateral to then borrow money from the banks which is then kept in accounts in the Cayman Islands and Panama.I too will never have to work a day in my life unless I want to.You are all subhuman scum compared to me and you will never experience 1% of what I do in a year. I was bred to be the peak of society. You were probably a mistake born out of wedlock on some council estate.What's more is I can get away with saying this because 1. Everyone will think this is a joke post and refuse to believe I'm actually called Tarquin (meme name) or anything else I've said and 2. We used other names for anything media related or public facing to avoid any embarrassing stories from being able to follow us, just like most children of billionaires and politicians do.Anyway it's wonderful to see how you intellectually disabled freaks who were bred to be unthinking loyal serfs continue to suck our fat millionaire cocks and worship the elites even though we constantly fuck you over. You quite literally will never learn.
>>218129231i look like that
eating a chinese meal right now
is it succulent?
...yh
>>218129331Wish i had that roast duck and pork set you find at some chinky takeaways. The bbq pork melts in your mouth
>>218129305*carries you and has sex with you as if you are a fleshlight*
>>218129164These are some good ideas. I ask how to scummaxx and get the most fun ideas, how bout that
got ye anythin szechuan?
rorke pulling his pud
Class mobility really is a bit of a meme in the UK innit, I mean it's not like it doesn't exist, many people from working class families go to uni, get a good job and become firmly middle classBut on the UK personal finance and HENRYUK sub 'dits etc, when asked how someone has such large wealth (e.g. £1mil+) at 30-40, the answer is ALWAYS inheritence, it's just hilarious (and they always act like they're self-made).Sadly it's just a matter of fact that what ultimately decides your class is how large the bank of mummy and daddy is
Hopeful for a live stream
Immediately after Savile's death, the BBC's Newsnight programme began an investigation into reports that he was a sexual abuser. Meirion Jones and Liz MacKean interviewed one alleged victim on camera and others agreed to have their stories told. The interviewees alleged abuse at Duncroft Approved School for Girls in Staines, Stoke Mandeville Hospital and the BBC. Newsnight also discovered that Surrey Police had investigated allegations of abuse against Savile. The item was scheduled for broadcast in Newsnight on 7 December 2011, but was withdrawn before broadcast; over Christmas 2011, the BBC broadcast two tributes to Savile.
Do not ever try to heat brandy sauce in the microwave, even as instructed on the container. Shit's gone everywhere and turned solid.
>>218129410my gran has 6 million saved up, we're not rich by any means. I'm just waiting for her to cark it so that I can get my share of it. She never talks to any of my siblings, only had one child and most of her family are deadReally hope it's some time soon.
Getting blacked
Just looked outside. It's grim.
>>218129455don't spend it all in one place x
>>218129410That's why the ultra rich like throwing poojeets and pakis at Liam while Liam's trying to climb up the socioeconomic ladder, to knock him off before he can rise any farther. Eventually it will be impossible to rise at all.
>>218129467wow it snowed
>>218129495Bad luck to lie about snow, lad
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Why do Brits pronounce café as "caff"?
