Riddlesdown Collegiate edition
>>218132238*posts in the new*
hang on while i try to think of something to say
Sick of it all lads, so fucking tired but can't sleep.
Haven’t seen gingerpedo in a few days. I wonder if he necked himself.
Bros stream is laggy asf
>>218132269sound like a right laugh seeing wee guys dancing about
>>218132312yh..
>>218132248>>218132252>>218132260>>218132285>>218132288>>218132312*smacks you all*
>>218132317I don't want to tell him but like we should yk
are hitler xx
Brainberg doing a process
>>218132327I don't think he'd know how to fix it
Got toothpaste on my jacket
>>218132334
>>218132312nigga streaming on tesco mobile
>>218132342Can't he just lower the quality
thats it ive got fortnite on the dl
sweet dreams
somone drop the link to the mousemiester stream
>>218132384https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
mousey doesn't sound that scottish reallyat least from the 5 minutes of him i've watched
>>218132390why is nobody in the chat?show your faces, you cowards
>>218132401no true scotsman fallacy
Rorke twerking his thick arse to the Foo FightersLeftypol sound asleep
>>218132401It's quite the mystery
>>218132412we are you daft cow
retarded aunt fed me rancid meat and made me sick again award
Tillamook for breakfast
>>218132419>>218132422most of the words he says are with an english accentnot even posh scottish but actually english
>>218132425someone ask him about the peters
>>218132450Yeah he sounds like he's from stoke or some shit
>>218132452just make a burner account if you're shy
>>218132440thought americans could eat rotten meat cause you washed all your meat in bleach
>>218132464don't wanna get doxxed mate xx
>>218132466That’s just the blacks mate
>>218132475isn't america like 90% mutt? surely you have some black in you
just imagined a yank in his disgusting little accent trying to say "mate" and felt a shiver run down my spine
>>218132480England 90% Pakistan blah blah
>>218132489An obese yank called me mate when I worked in a restaurant
>>218132443Photo from redditWeird cunt
why is he playing thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
been getting deep into guro as of late
>>218132489i don't even say mate it just sounds so weird
american: *exists*limey: *seethes*
>>218132497not english
>>218132508horse game, that's why
>>218132519Give me a break I’m sick from this rancid meat man
He seems kinda normal
Listening to cate Le bon and sipping my coffee with catberg on my lap purring like a lion.
Mental when americans try say anything about another country when mexicans are sawing off their heads, somalians are stealing all their money, blacks are raping their women and what little is left of white americans are shooting their own races children. It boggles the mind.
>>218132531yeah but you can definitely tell he's really autistic.
>>218132550Yh
>>218132531i'm disappointed if anything
>>218132563You missed his stream after new years? That was gold
>>218132571yeah started it but when to bed before he came on
>>218132520but why is he looping italso what about copyright
he sounds like an absolute spacker
daytime /brit/ now just losers watching mousey play gacha on twitch now is itthought it couldn't sink any lower but here we are. this is worse than the thailad and poley streams
>>218132577if you were there for the new years stream this is literally nothing. He was playing this the entire timehttps://youtu.be/kcPFw26zjt4?si=TEaEFyLEIf916z3G
>>218132592It's kino
Currently stuck on the toilet doing a sloppy poo out of my BIG FAT ARSE
Not even him
Walk pad or just a full on treadmill?
>>218132592>daytime
he sounds like a zoomer as well i thought he would be older
melty incoming
Tax status?
>>218132626Yeah the piss changed his mood
pwide
mousey x DSP collab when??
right so in the lore are the women actually part horse or are they fully human and just exerciseare they bred like horses are, and have less rights than people?
>>218132684never you mind x
The song he has on is pretty good
>>218132684there are no regular horsesthey're basically elves, they're stronger, faster and they live longer
>>218132714okayyay xx>>218132723and they go through this out of choice?what's the tax policy in respect of the horse women
>>218132735no they are regular people in the eyes of the law
cha if by landtea if by seacha if by landtea if by sea
>>218132747+1 to my media literacy
>>218132754there's no forced breedingan uma can be randomly born to a human couple (due to the blessings of the three horse goddesses), or an uma can have uma kids with a human male
Do you lads remember hearing about China in the news 3 times a day and then never again.It's like they were cooking something up and then shot themselves in the foot with that debt bullshit and got embarrassed.I predict all of this being completely memoryholed. If it hasn't already been.
i just really like the goodbye horses song and this is the easiest way for me to listen to it without ads
>>218132767>cooking something upsomething that shut the world down for a year or two, but - as with all Chinese-made products - shat the bed just as the warranty expired?
is uma a fancy weeb way of saying you're a zoophile
>>218132790>uma>delicia
mousenonce agrees we need to reintroduce wolves, bears, and lynxes back into the scottish highlandsthe deer population is out of control and need enemies
>>218132846Clan Chattan's motto doesn't make sense without the Lynges.
>>218132846tell him the carrying capacity is simply too low and they'd quickly destroy the deer population and move onto livestock
need tae go t'gym but cannae be arsed but will feel like shite all day if i dunnae
https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/2007153303256477895
>>218132786I don't know how much of a conspiracy theory it is at this point that covid was a tool to shut down progress in the rest of the world.If it wasn't manufactured and happened accidentally then China was just delighted because they can go who gives a fuck while the rest of the modern world gets convinced that it's worth being quarantined and also spending billions and billions of dollars on.
>>218132892>dunnaedinnae
imagine building a tree
>>218132905It's shit as anything but a proof of concept.The past two years would have been the perfect time for a weaponized virus - we'd proven that people do not give a shit and will go out of the way to sneeze into each other's mouths if they're told not to.
>>218132916Like from scratch?I'm not that good with crispr, but I'm sure I could learn.
Europe is never coming back I swear
>>218132946You left them. Why would they come back?
>>218132965Shut up retard
finished a gorgeous incel pizza and followed it up with a glass of beautiful abhazian wine
>>218133030Left that nerve ringing did I? Let me tune up real quick, and we'll talk about your love-hate-love for your mainland cousins.
>>218132892>scottish people consider this a different language
>>218133112It's the Polish to your Russian.
thinking about gay sex with britishers
>>218133032I do enjoy pizza better when I know nobody's fucking it.
>>218133112ya donnae ken what y'ar sayin wee wanker
>>218133132just the fat ones for me
https://youtu.be/i-3MnUV5Kgg
>>218133182You seem to have a colour scheme going
The average of asian seems worse than the average European
>>218133186good morning sir
feels so much more obvious noe that celebrities like just outright lie on talk shows so tjey have somfing "funny" to sayneoliberal capitalism has just gone too farpeople realizethe only way hedge your bets when getting aheadis LIEand the universe is utterlyfakeits bullshiddNUFFINKis real
>>218133186in terms of poos wellyehh duh
>>218133209no REAL haiku
>>218132926This post genuinely made my day worse
>>218133256
>>218133265VEINYEINY
>>218133274EXCUSE ME, SIR!You can't sleep here.
just spent an hour sat on the donald trump waiting for a poo to be doneit didn't end up being done in the end, I just wiped it all upsick of itwill be shaving my arse hairs tomorrow to prevent this from happening again
>>218133321yeh hate wen dat happenslike the holeis jammed wid poo still
>>218133274nigga thinks life is all fun and games
Quick lads invest in OSRS gold, Venezuela is about to be turned into a smoldering crater
made a small mistake earlier and a lad corrected me on it and i wanted to acknowledge and say thanks but it said i got the captcha wrong and i simply couldn't be fucked attempting to solve it again, so sorry to that lad
>Danny Malin forced out at Ratemytakeaway by cameraman>oh yeah there's no one to replace him since he was the only host of the channelWell that's schtoopid now isn't it
US invading Venezuela lads
>>218133533trump is a nigger
every time i hear about a "crash" in the property market it basically means that the market has gone down 1-3% and will grow at a rate of 10% per month in the following monthsliterally immune to large crashes property
just done my first run in yearscoughing fit after 1.5 miles had to stop and walk for a bit embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A17cp1ptHIU
>Iran on the brink of collapse>Venezuela will fold in two days>Russia is an emaciated paper tiger>China won't do shitGlobal American-ZOG Victory
Can you see my posts? Am i shadowbanned I'm getting no engagement
Trump linking up with crypto again
I eata da poopoo
>>218133763Hi x
America is out of pocket for this
kek Trump is actually going boots on the ground
>>218133813people are using grok to generate cp so yes
they've been cracking down on all the illegal cigarettes being sold out of corner shops here so now they're selling them off the back of trucks like the mafia in the 1950s
Zoomers are really going in with these
>>218133960also zoomers: "please remake all these because we're too retarded to figure out emulators and too snobby for old graphics"
>>218133976peter griffin ass nigga
*acknowledges the traditional custodians of the land upon which i'm posting, the kuntjubbywubby people*
>>218133960Zoomboids grew up with Fortnite and GTA VSAD!
>>218134031it's 7am and youre trying to extract the seed of sensitive young british bvlls an ocean away
told chatgpt that i was thinking about doing a bit of minor surgery on my new haircut which i think would it improve it a lot, and it strongly discouraged me from doing so, which is weird because it usually encourages all my hare-brained schemes (except the ones that involve drugs or TND), must be pretty serious to cut your own hair
uncs be asking chatgpt how to pick they nose and tie they shoes
smornin :)
>>218134084i was picking my nose while tying my shoes before you were a glint in the deliveroo man's eye
for me it's bragging to chatgpt whenever i do someone in /brit/
All true National Socialists will stand with Venezuela against Judeo-American plutocratic imperialism.
wish the brits would get hurry up and get blocked from 4chan like you keep saying you will so we could transition to a proper /ausnz/ general, and not that meme one where we get lumped in with a bunch of literally who former soviet countries
>>218134120Jews are white.
White Cat, 1938 by US painter Gertrude Abercrombie
I am genuinely cooked fr on god when it comes to alcohol, lads. 40 units per day. I am cooked for real on god and I don't know how to get out of it
cold out
was about to make a boastful post about how healthy i feel this morning but i just did four sneezes and now i feel like death again
>>218134161ktim 2 years ago youre in the death spiral and it will not be easy to get out
>>218134159we could lose all early 20th american art and no one would care
recently learned that americans dont know how to use cutlery properly and they just stab at food with their forks like a bird
swear 4chan posting becomes lower IQ year by year, literally first post in any thread is always >Sex with XIt makes me laugh tbf, but i fear for the future
>>218134206my dad used to do this, i think it's also a boomer thing. could be because they grew up raised by people who went through the great depression who would just maniacally grab whatever scraps of food they could so they never learned how to use cutlery
>>218134213/brit/ is like oxford university compared to outer/int/ the average post there is a picture of a pepe with an apple on it's head and the post is >in your country do you want to havings the sex with men in your country?
business idea: lemsip sans the paracetamol that i can have with my brekkie
>>218134183cute!what's his name?
>>218134161tell us more
>>218134244decongestant and a coffee then
owl outside my window going HOOT HOOT HOOT
>>218134161do you get like shaky or DTs if you do less than that? cos if you do you need to go to a detox centre
>>218134263that tastes nice thoughlove a lemsip me best part of having a cold
will you be watching brit?
>>218134299He'd dead mate. He's done the old KingcobraJFS.
>>218134310you're impossible, this conversation is over
Rorke employing whites only with proof of Aryan ancestry required in his bakeryLeftypol employing fresh-off-the-boat migrants in his bakeryNeither of them make any profit and shut within a few weeks. Because of death of the high street and that
218134345by far the worst post of 2026 so far
dire patter
Pooed out of my arsehole earlier
What if mad how
convince me to get out of bed
scab on my back picked off for the 820000th time. i will never let it heal
Good morning
>>218134460hey
>>218134460repost
fox moldier
>>218133727Keep it up mate
>>218134460'lo
Few terms have less meaning today than "masculinity"All debates on the term serve to empower women, anyhow
>>218133727being able to run 1.5 miles consecutivly on the first go is more than most tbfwell done lad keep it upMaybe do it more staggered (similar to couch to 5k), if you go too hard too fast you'll burnout lad
>>218134503don't encourage him
>>218134460not a good morning the united states has just started another imperialist plunder war
>>218134640I try not to worry about things I can't control
>>218134640hail trump
>>218134517masculinity only has meaning in the woke clown world if its a woman trying to look and act like a man
on my 2014 playlist for this mornings choreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE
erm..lads?
they should do another inbetweeners where they're all middle aged and divorced so they go on a lads holiday to thailand
>Vietnam: Fortunate Son>Iraq: In da ClubWhat will the song of Venezuela be?
>>218134701I'd like to see an Inbetweeners movie where they don't go on holiday actually
>>218134754perhaps you could watch the original series then
>>218134769Thames valley police have put a restriction on me watching it due to school children being on screen.
>>218134711the mexican hat dance
Rorke claims to dislike the rich, but then he wants rulers who are very rich. Not very bright is he
>>218134640fine morning then gives me something to watch
>>218134711https://youtu.be/FXovf5dsRTw
it's almost as if im doing a poo
>madura captured>government collapsed alreadywell that was fast
>>218134861>>madura capturedproofs?
>>218134874there is no proof i just made it up haha x
reheated burgr for breakfast
think the toilfu is about to leave the job because she hates itgoing to be tough saying goodbye to her forever lads
>>218134891
>>218134317looks like a couple of mincers window shopping
>>218134955plaid scymru
>make a cup of tea>get a whiff of it>immediately have to take a shit>haven’t even taken a single sip yetIs this just Pavlovian conditioning
>>2181346932026 is aiming for a bodycount record. We're only 3 days in!
Trump killed Soleimani on the 3rd Jan 2020why does he like this date so much?
I want to grab Emma Watson's bare boobs and play with them.
that's a JAV wank pencilled in for 10am
>>218135055now that's more like it
right i've got the stimulant 'xiety so now i'm sucking down darbs for dear life
sir venez uela
what did you accomplish in 2025 lads?>finally learned how to drive>got my first non-meme job (which i ended up quitting because i couldn't be arsed with it)>got back in contact with exberg>got blocked by other exberg
sir doing apoo
going to play some zelda while my washing is going
>>218135160>passed my theory test>got qualified in my sector>got a dog>read more >put on a bit of muscle
>>218135215which one?
>>218135160broke my foot. foot healed. learnt to walk.
might buy a house in bulgaria for 7 grand and just drink and wank until i run out of savings and die
just made a perfect cup of tea. one of those where it just all falls into place. very pleased.
so war with iran is on the horizon and the us are already bombing venezuela, whys everyone losing their mind cant we all get along
Going to try to learn about at least one thing this year. As in gain expert knowledge about every detail.
good morning please kill me
Wonder if infantini has any regrets about giving trump the fifa peace prize last month
>>218135326The way things are going around the world this year you may just get your wish.
>>218135326where are you ill be raping you too but i can kill you first if you want
>>218135160>bought my first 'newish' car that wasn't some knackered fourth-hander on 70k miles>hiked the length of Hadrian's Wall>massively improved my social skills, especially with women, to the point where girls are comfortable touching and hugging me (this may not seem like much but it's a big deal for me)>got a small promotion and an award at toilhonestly been a decent year tbqh
remember her lol
Right, well that's Hugo Chavez's mausoleum blown to bits now isn't it?
>>218135160drank every night
>>218135316oil innit. orange man likes oil.
>>218135378damn she got even fatter
feel sorry for all the people away to get drafted into the final globohomo zog war, I have flat feet and mental health so I'll be exempt you see
got a right shitter of a cold. dizzy and shivery and snotty and my throat hurts. voice has gone. very unhappy with this turn of events.
>>218135469I'm exempt from the draft because my job is too important for national security
>>218135500strange, I feel fine
>>218135500get a pint of lemsip down youfollowed by a regular pint
>>218135430There's a narrative going around that the US invades countries and just takes all their oil then leaves. The oil is in the ground and they don't control Iraq so it doesn't make sense to me.It's like the narrative that the British went around the world with nets capturing people and selling them into slavery
>>218135500feeling a bit off this morning myself glad I had some lemsip to make myself feel better
cronem waking up?
>>218135518doing dry jan aren't i. awful time for it. getting on the 'sip though.
>>218135527isnt that why they put their own puppet governments in place doe
>>218135527you sound like a right thicko lad
Physically I'm not alone but spiritually I've never felt so out of place
really don't give a rat's knob about the brotherhood of steel plot in the fallout show, v. boring faction
>A viral video shows OnlyFans content creator Lily Phillips taking part in a baptism ceremony, saying she has "found Jesus" and now feels "closer to God.">British adult OnlyFans content creator Phillips is known for a series of sensational stunts, including reportedly outdoing fellow OF creator Bonnie Blue by sleeping with more than 1,100 men. wife her up rorke
today's /brit/ is sponsored by Lemsip
day 2 of new year new me was a success
>>218135547No they didn't put people in charge of libya and iraq who would say yeah we're giving all our oil to the US
cronem on a luh rem sleep yeah? mmhmm yeah gherkin workers preparing breakfast x
oh no I've said too much
>>218135617for me my year is only getting worse
>America wants a Libya in their back gardenbaffling
girl at work always gives me a big smile when I see her but I really can't tell if it's because she likes me or is just friendly
just benched 70kg 25 times in hopes I have sex sometime this year
scared about the world lads
>>218135656she definitely wants to shag you and isn't very obviuosly just being nice you should go for it mate
>>218135656latter
>>218135656she’s scared of you and tries to placate you with that smile
>>218135602Not a fan of this trend of white e-celebs claiming they've converted to Christianity
Off to the lido soon for a cold water swim
>U.S. President Donald J. Trump announces the successful capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife in an operation tonight in Venezuela’s capital of Caracas.screamint
>>218135602I guarantee it was some CofE shmuck that performed this
>>218135689err why though?
>>218135674>>218135673you're probably right lads but believe me when I say this isn't a "girl at the till" smile when the next customer approaches, it really is big "hey you" grin sometimes with a little wave
>>218135630why do none of the middle east countries touch the american occupied oil fields then
>>218135710yes mate and my married 50 year old manager asks me how my weekend is with a big smile every monday because she also definitely wants to shag me
>>218135710do you know each other? talk to each other? maybe you're friends?
reckon i could come up with absolutely amazing advertisements, but i agree with bill hicks when he said people who work in advertising should kill themselves, also would want to be forced to compromise my artistic vision by having to shoehorn interracial couples into everything
america fuck yeahcoming again to save the motherfucking day yeah
>>218135707donnys big beautiful war init
>US in, topple government, out in 15 minutes flat>Russia are still in ukraine after 3 yearskek
>>218135689me when I get bored in a strategy game and just start attacking countries for shits and giggs
>girl is nice to rorke >he assumes she's infatuated and wants to shagHe's such a fucking loser lmao
am the only male non-fatty at my gym who does cardio
STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS!
>>218135770you have sex with men
>>218135770cardio has been debunked mate, used to do 20 mins on the treadies every day but packed it in same with leg days
>Diarrhea (American English), also spelled diarrhoea or diarrhœa (British English), is the condition of having at least three loose, liquid, or watery bowel movements in a day.[2]Reminder that diarrhea isn't just doing a watery poo. You must do three of them in a 24 hour period to clinically count as diarrhea.
>>218135728then what is the difference between a friendly smile and one from someone attracted to you?>>218135730confident yes to the first two, I'm not sure I can really say we're friends though
FIFA Peace Prize Sir President of Peace
>>218135789will be running marathons at 70 while you will look like a deflated ninja turtle by 45
the commie girl that I've been chatting to must be on a mad one right nowsubstack getting absolutely battered right now
>>218135799I genuinely don't understand men why would you think a person you talk to that you know that waves to you and says hi might not be your friend but also might want to fuck you?you have a work friend mate
>>218135707Epstein files
>>218135789>>218135828tbf everyone i have ever met who runs long distance is always plagued with lower body injuries, can't be a coincidence
>>218135770>>218135789I went for a jog yesterday. I realised I don't want to die from a heart attack in my 50s so I better improve my cardiovascular health
>>218135863heart attacks are caused by atherosclerosis not by lack of cardio fitness sweaty, bad diet will kill you a thousand times over before not doing any exercise will xx
so they just got him in 2 hours then righto
>>218135828average age of death for kenyan marathon runners is 60-63 yearsyou're literally killing yourself
weights molested
>>218135844because it stands outI have lots of female colleagues I'm friendly with but she's the only one that gives me a big warm grin like that and like I say we aren't even that acquainted, she works in a different building
>>218135794woke nonesense, if i have liquid shits spurting out of me i have diarrhoea
Is it cool to hate the US again?
>>218135950probably just her personality, she likes to say hi to her work friends, see if she does it with anybody else
>>218135950Next time you see her slap her arse and see how she responds. I think you have a good chance.
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