Baptism Edition
spent £20 on lucky dips last night got £0 back
Last friend moved awayJust sitting here not sure at all what to do on a Saturday now
Let's take a moment to say rest in peace to Bumblebee Seal x
>>218139974another promising gimmick smothered in the cradle
>>218139943>>218139943
*develops oneitis*
>>218139994>>218139943utterly dull theme for an edishion. for shame
>>218139943>>218139994Is she still doing porn?
es schnee that's german for "it's snowing"why do i speak german when i have zero interest in going to germany or talking to germans, and literally every german person speaks english, you ask?because that's what my school wanted me to learnmentalthey should've taught us whatever language these millions of immigrants speak so we can overhear them planning their crimes
>>218139964get the footy on and shitpost on /sp/. start boozing with the 3pm game and you'll be ready for bed by 9 or 10
prots are so cringe
>told US loses every war its in>read papers todayum...
jehovah's witnesses knocking on my door again...
>>218140038bizarre not-quite-rorkeian post
ah yes the famous US-Venezuela war
>>218140080give it time and they will fumble
yeah lemme read the paper I can't wait to read news from 2 days ago
Had KFC and now got the shits lads
>>218140090stream of consciousness innit
>>218139943no surprise she's an anglican omdz
>>218140111grow up little boy
>>218140080>>218140103Modern American military has no won a conflict since WW2 also Its great that my country is in another forever war for Israel
>>218139985whys it in the collander mate
>>218140037of course notshe's had her fun but now she's ready to settle down and be a good trad wife to a nice a christian man
>>218139943Has she taken down her OF? If not then it's just a sick publicity stunt
plotting either a third coffee or a second lemsip
>>218139943>>218139994why in an inflatable pool?
charging my headphones
i fail to see the funny side of this
>>218140164because anglicanism is a joke
Escortlad checking inJust had another successful punt if anyone wants a report
>>218139943>>218139994>it's realSo that's why Brian uploaded these yesterday
>>218140199grow up mate nobody cares
>>218140199did you eat out her fannard after it'd taken 10 bbcs in her previous sessions again?
>>218140199we don't care lad. give it a rest
>>218140199Nah, bore on
>>218140164baptism is usually for babies
>>218140210who is brian. why do you care about such ridiculous shite
right im going outside its quite clear every poster is an indian spambot
Anyone do Parkrun this morning?You should take it up lads it's great community and it doesn't matter if you walk or run or whatever
nth for the gyaldem
>>218140199Yes please. How did it go?
>>218140258>it doesn't matter if you walk or run or whateverwhat's the point then
>>218140199not even going to ask as a joke
>>218140199The name "escortlad" makes you sound like a rent boy mate
>>218140258nah i hate running you see
>>218140258running is like some weird cult isn't it
>>218140259demented zoomer freak lmfao its so over for you people
>>218140282done him
why do apple tv refuse to release their programmes on blu rayhow am i suppose to gift my dad slow horses for his birthday hmmm
lf you're not willing to give oil to Israel you should be removed from power and executed simple as
>>218140251Blud can't even decipher what's a real woman anytime, woke has gone mad
>>218140299download it onto a USB thing
>>218140258I don't like running with other people
>>218140299pirate it and burn a disc
>>218140299i've heard that you will owning nothing is being happy
wheres the australians when you need them
>>218140276Well everyone has their own goals. Both in running and in their general health and all that.
>>218140259Looks like a clown with all that makeup on.
been doing massive uncomfortable poos all morning, having to relieve myself of a weeks worth of drug constipation. i look forward to coming off opioids. with any luck ill be off them in 2 weeks time.
reckon I might pick up smoking
>>218140295How's your hairline looking today unc
>>218140305America has all the oil in the world mate maduro is a cartel leader and his government is literally just thugs in bandanas carrying AK-47s
zoomer drugs are boring
Very good website for any autism manhttps://openinframap.org/#6.4/52.351/-0.242
mind if i stick my cock up a blokes arse? (a brit asking for a cigarette)
there is still zero evidence of any low term health benefits to running. Humans are not designed to run around for hours on end, and they end up ruining their joints by the time they reach 50.
>>218139943Worst thing about this is that the Church of England would happily welcome her
>>218140340Best of luck mate I believe in you
>These The Chase by Bradley Walsh Questions will SHOCK you
>>218140272Very, very good.The blowjob she gave me was insane, incredible suction, and she swallowed my load without hesitation. She said my cumshot was massive and thick which was a huge ego boost.
>>218140359struck a nerve didnt i
>>218140397Shut up fat
got to be selective in what i download nowadays can't be filling up external drives with shite
ah yes the international culture of talking about escorts very on-topic stuff
funny how Council Tax just stops for 3 months at the start of the year
>Phillips acknowledged the hesitancy some may feel towards her, especially as she does not identify as a traditional Christian.>“I’m not against gay marriage. I am also pro-choice,” she said. “That doesn’t mean I can’t be Christian. I would just hope that the Christian community welcomes me, because everyone’s relationship with God is bespoke to them.”
>>218140367USA gonna invade mexico any day now about the cartels l'm sure.
>>218140397>Humans are not designed to run around for hours on endyes we are, how do you think we hunted prey? endurance was one of our deciding factors you disabled prat
gen z will remain poor forever there is literally nobody willing to help them with literally anything at all
Glad Trump is targeting the enemies of God's chosen people.
>Iran on the brink of collapse>Venezuela already folded>Russia is an emaciated paper tiger>China won't do shit Total ZOG VictoryMaybe the world really ended in 1945 and we just live in the hellish aftermath
>>218140475We hunted prey by laying-in-wait in bushes and fields and forests you spastic. We didn't continiously jog for 4 hours. Jogging is a fad from marketing in the 1970s for running shoes. Why don't you look up the long history of running and jogging mate. It goes as far back as 1972
>>218140417Yh your thigh hair follicles for your transplant
>>218140484Got a well paying, stable job, me. Excited to get on the property ladder ahahaha
Every night l think 'l should stop smoking weed 2moro' then l wake up and l'm so bored the next day l give up and get high
>>218140535I'll take a norwood 5 over being a demented lonely shut-in zoomer who has to generate digital women because he's never seen a human vagina before lmao
>>218140299get him a dodgy dvdhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/357718312581
I'm in the London Marathon in April and I hate running lol
>>218140475the same way they did moron you ever seen a lion jogging for 3 hours you spastic
>>218140528Mhmm another day another neoliberal W
>>218140558dunelm
The US could bomb the UK and our politicians would still talk about our ‘special relationship’.
drinking 4 litres water a day has had the biggest impact of my life
why dont you ever see joggers out there in their 50s and 60s? Because their joints have been ripped apart for falling for a marketing meme their whole lives
>Persistence hunting (or endurance hunting) is an ancient strategy where humans run prey to exhaustion in hot conditions, relying on superior endurance, efficient sweating, and tracking skills to outlast faster animals like kudu until they collapse from heat stroke or fatigue, a technique still used by some modern hunter-gatherers and considered key to human evolution.
>>218140623i see joggers in the 50s and 60s all the time
>>218140558You're a norwood 5 who gets bothered by egirls posted on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>218140532we did though. we would hunt them until they exhausted, following herds and what not. its why we produce sweat and other animals do not
Rorke purposefully singing the uncensored version of fairytale of new york at the work's christmas doLeftypol crying in the corner with his hands over his ears
>egirls
>>218140636my knees weep when i see them
just walk jogging is nonsensical
>>218140623Because only the young ones come over
>>218140639Not really bothered by it, I'm just reminding lil jaydons like you just how disconnected from reality you've become. You're too far gone. Don't try to pretend like its not a big deal when it clearly is a big deal for you, this is not the life you want to lead
Why are all the hot birds either batshit leftists or wiggers?
40s approaching it's 100% time to start jogging
had a gay dream last night about eating a gay dinner with some gay men. not sure what it means.
need her period stained booze poos packed into a bong and ripped into my lungs
>>218140623????My dad is 69 (wahey) and has ran ten major marathons since he retired
>>218140709jog on
>>218140682walking is not an exercise unless you are obese, elderly or disabled.
SHE CAN DRIVE AGAIN SHE IS FREE WOOT
regular joggers don't even look very healthy to begin with anyway. they look like they've been liberated from bergen-belsen half the time
>>218140725fuck sake
runners are always skinny twinks never seen a muscular jogger in my life
>>218140651That is literally not how humans have hunted in history. You must be brain dead if you think we were out there trying to outrun deer and wild animals you fucking spastic
>>218140743jogging is nonsensical all my grandparents lived to their 90s and none joggged a single day people don't do shit all day and think some jogging will fix everything walking 7-8 hours a day is the real movement you need
>>218140744>WOOThaven't seen anyone use this word since 2003
>>218140744she peaked in the first harry potter film
>>218140784Funny how all those 110 year olds you see on the documentaries were never runners or health freaks. Its always "I had some chocolate and a cheeky smoke twice a day"
Seeing a lot of fatty boom batty cope in this here thread.Tell you one thing lads, girls run as well. Met my missus running.
>>218140780we can out run deer you spastic, we can sweat and run for hours, most animals need to rest more than we do because they dont sweat
Here come the rorkes in black...
leftypol is more annoying irl but rorke is more annoying on /brit/
>>218140745my neighbour is in his 50s and jogs he looks like skeletor
>UK 'not involved in any way' in US strike on Venezuela, Starmer says sorry lads we're not allowed to talk about it here then
UK should make deals with Trump. Back him taking Greenland if the UK gets Canada back.
Gave up learning Spanish in school when it became apparent that for every vocab word you had to also learn whether it was masculine or feminine. When I asked the teacher how I could determine a word's gender and was told that it could not be determined, it just "was" I decided that foreign languages weren't for me and stopped engaging with Spanish lessons entirely on principle.Teacher and the head of department told me I couldn't just "fail Spanish and get top marks in everything else", which I disagreed with. In the Spanish exam I just wrote my name, the date then sat there for 2 hours. My other subjects? All As across the board of course.
He give it to me everyday everyday everyday
>>218140383do a lot of work with infrastructure so this map is very coolall the lads are here
>>218140830ah yes get those canadian jeets IN
i owe the bank 79 grand for my house
>>218140744>Zoe Wanamaker received a ban on the same court on the same day2 harry potter actresses what are the chances
>>218140808running and intense exercise makes you stressed, and stress ages you. Walking and doing tai chi or whatever keeps you active but it doesn't stress you out, so they live longer.
pakis out venezuelans (women) in
>>218140869Now we're talking
>>218140849you'll have that cleared in a few years no bother lad
>>218140812i only like chubby women
>>218140623They’re doing it first thing in the morning, you’re still in bed while they’re out on the run
>>218140846hell yeah
>>21814085950%: either it happens or it doesnt
>>218140849I owe the bank 130k but I overpay £100 a month which knocks off 6 years and 30k+ of (((interest)))
Wow
>>218140848Annexing Canada wouldn't disrupt Britain's Anglo to Jeet ratio too much
>>218140917Remember when Maduro was waving his sword? Last year was such a long time ago
Denmark should be nervous VERY VERY NERVOUS
mad how america is a made up country on native american soil fighting another made up country on native american soil
>>218140891Get real lad, nobody is running about for hours on end with their little smart watch in their 50s and 60s. Its a stupid marketing gimmick and you are a mong for falling for it
>>218140917>He is a drug lord we must overthrow him>*Pardons drug lord in Honduras and gives him a free home in America*
>>218139994I wonder who's behind this attempt to make Christianity look bad.
>>218140917let this be a warning to anyone who stands against the Israeli-American world order
Simply do not trust any human on the planet that does not belong to a tribe, a clan or have royal lineage.
>>218140879my dad died and left me more than that i could pay it off tomorrow but i dont see the point
>>218140949>>218140949>>218140949New
>>218140812>Met my missus running.chase her down did you?
doing quite the poo. quite the poo indeed.
>>218139994>first act as a new christian is to do a wet t-shirt in a bath with a man
oh fuck offjust FUCK OFF
>>218140974bit early there mate
it's 2026 y'all
fucky the fuckhog
narco-terrorism sounds pretty hardcore 2bhsounds like a metal band
America has finally won the war on drugs
>>218140996My bad
if Nige gets in the world will tremble before the Washington-Tel Aviv-London axis
it's starting to loom
watching jav deepthroat obese man skinny girl porn but not wanking, just watching it for the entertainment value
tick tock
Cam on villa score a fackin goal
christo-fascism and narco-terrorism hooked up[_] need it[_] keep it
applying the pomodoro technique to my wanking
Gave me a kek
Man I went to bed thinking nothing will ever happen and I wake up and we have Maduro in custody in the USThat was fast
>>218141073worlds funniest german
leftypol on a condemning spree
mad how easily polfags take bait. theyre so hyper vigilant to find anything that fits into their cartoonish worldview that they'll believe anything
>Russia accused the US of committing "an act of armed aggression" that was "deeply concerning and condemnable".scraem
thinking about all the animals in human history that have been exploited as beasts of burden
I was going to vote for Nigel Farage but then I read that in his school days he was rude so now I'm going to vote Labour.
are you from mississippi cause youre the only miss whos piss id sippy
>>218141112grow up
leftypol supporting brutal authoritarian regimes in venezuela and iran is he righto
>>218141124I'm more concerned that he's a Russian shill but whatever
>>218140940No one will touch the Danes
just come back from my 4 hour parkrun saw maduro fly over my house on a drone
rorke is a serious player, he won't be disrespected
everybody that disagrees with me is a paid russian troll bot farm bot user programmed to manipulate me by posting green cartoon frogs and rig our democracy or something
bedridden because the laptop shuts off from even a slightest move and I can hear the fucking dog when that happens because the music stops
>>218141134umm have you seen the colour of their skin rorke???that's right it's BROWN you RACIST
leftypol messaging the bbc from grindr he hasn't had time to douche because he was watching coverage of venezuela
>>218141112Mad how boring you are
>>218141064ok
>>218141146sounds based to me
Starmer demanding to speak with Trump about Venezuela lmfao who does he think he is fucking irrelevant boring bastard of an irrelevant boring bastard country thinks Trump needs to justify himself haha get a clue you spastic
>>218141177Russia openly declare us as their biggest enemy constantly. They aren't coming to save you Rorke
YOU'RE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLA GUY COMES OVERSLAPS HER ON THE ARSEWHAT DO YOU DO
US forces kidnap innocent BUS DRIVER
Rorke shops at DunelmLeftypol shops and H&M Home
>>218141172drill baby, drill
>>218141196when was the last time Russia presented a serious and credible threat to the safety and security of Britain and its citizens? Then tell us your opinion on imported child rapist muslims in to the country
Starmer already saying how pussy he isWE DINDU NUFFINWASN'T ME I NEED TO MAKE SOME CALLSWHAWHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T HAVE WHATSAPP
>>218141196So do Muslims but that doesn't stop leftypol from trying to hand the country over to them
>>218141200Tell him to fuck off and get in between him and my lass
This is literally me (male)
rightwingers dont bring up bbc challenge: impossible
>>218141196yes the governments are hostile to each other, all the more reason to have someone in who'll work for peace
interesting title
>>218141238that time they killed that bin raider junkie woman in Salisbury
>>218141260/brit/ is a centre-left thread
my sequence of human subsistence though history1. Scavenging2. Hunter-gathering3. Horticulture + hunter-gathering4. Horticulture and pastoralism5. Subsistence agriculture (with horticulture and pastoralism) OR pure pastoralism6. Commercial agriculture7. Industrial agriculturethoughts?
bloke's named after a river
>>218141268thats where poo, fart, urine, discharge, blood and gunk comes out of
Meltdown
>>218141238They poisoned a British citizen in Salisbury
>>218141266https://youtu.be/-KSryJXDpZo
A lot of the hatred of Starmer just feels a bit forced and manufacturered. We used to have a literal indian manlet as Prime Minister and nobody said anything, but the moment a white man in the red tie is PM he is le worst prime minister in le living memory : (
>>218141242how have you got from someone thinking russia are baddies to muslim rape gangs you fucking weirdo
>>218141220leftypol shags kids
>>218141200give him one of these
>>218141242....so we hand the country over to a different enemy instead? What are you banging on about
>>218141238they killed pompeius magnus without any provocation whatsoever
>>218141337but when britian was still majority yellow
>>218141315>nobody said anythingcompletely untrue you stupid lying twat kill yourself
wasted another day by getting steaming last night, sleeping to 1pm and now being too hungover to do anything
>>218141315In fairness to Starmer the majority of Labour MPs would be much worse as PM
>>218141268*does my Al Pacino impression*cause she got a GREAT ASS. And you got your head... all the way up it!
>>218141275>>218141303You know Porton Down deals in Novichok and they were a few miles away from Salisbury yeah?
leftypol's big date
>>218141337kek *disses your fly girl*
>>218141293Was going to make a joke about her looking like she should go for arun but I'm quite a bit heavier than her so I'll leave it
don't get much natural light in my living room :(
>>218141303>a British citizendoesn't mean much in this era
>>218141383dont get much natural vagina in your life either
>>218141353
>>218141322I didn't say anything about rape gangs
mad how its called a living room
>>218141339>electing farage is handing the country to russiahistrionic response
>>218141353Nobody on the right ever criticised Rishi Sunak for being an indian manlet, nobody even mentioned the fact that he won zero elections, lost to liz truss for leadership, and took the party in to electoral oblivion and nobody even speaks about him anymore. Yes mate, nobody criticised Sunak
>>218141293for the uninitiated, contact lenses essentially never fall out. You'd need to be doing a contact sport and have someone jam their finger in your eye. The notion that one would fall out while sat on a date is quite absurd. It was an excuse to get out of there.
Did 100 push-ups and 15 pull-ups in under 23 minutes
>>218141431post physique
>>218141339No because one of these threats is a complete fabrication and one is happening as we speak
>Vietnam: Fortunate Son>Iraq: In da ClubWhat will the song of Venezuela be?
>>218141445TAKE ME BACK
sir 36 year old that looks 17
tell me what linux distro to use
>>218141457>>Iraq: In da Clubwas this really the cae, unc?
>>218141472mint
never seen a single one of those guardian blind dates where the girl liked the bloke
Is Russia a mastermind global supervillain and a threat to the West, or is it a backwater third world shit hole that cant even take parts of Eastern Ukraine?
>>218141457we are charlie kirk
>>218141472Gentoo
>>218140623Most of my 60+ family go running all the time.
>>218141486find out on the next exciting episode of dragon ball z
>>218141472ubuntuor bazzite for games
>>218141481well presumably the blokes read the guardian so obviously women won't like them
We are in the find out stage
>>218141457Pretty sure Iraq's song was American Idiot
>>218141481guardian supplies them with a prime bull for afterwards so they're just killing time before slobbering on bbc
was on a boat yesterdayused the words "port", "starboard" and "bow" within a femoid's earshotcould tell she wanted me for my maritime expertise but she kept her cool
Not every BC can be a BBC otherwise there's no point in saying BBC, you'd just say BC
>>218139994Is it normal for the priest or whatever they are called to have their face blurred? My guess is she rented it out a church and brought a little inflatable pool to stage this.
>>218141315Hate crypto tories more than honest scum tories
>>218141536Hungry?
>>218141540didn't need to refer to the stern then
>>218141427>Nobody on the right ever criticised Rishi Sunak for being an indian manletyes they did you fucking moron
>>218141530find out what happens when you side with Iran over Israel
>>218141582Outside of 4chan and your grubby little discord incel groups, nobody really talked about it
>>218141540should have taken her up the stern lad
>>218141540Starboard and bow are gay-sounding nautical terms you should have said words like stern and mainbrace
>>218141429not true, i've worn daily toric lenses for nearly 20 years and there have been a few times where my eye rapidly dries out and the lense falls outit's rare, but it can happen
Madame President and Nobel peace prize winner
>>218141486it has the ability to spread misery and chaos but its not able to gain profit or leverage from it. very bizarre country.
>>218141457>>Iraq: In da Clubwhy is that the song?
>>218141540engage forward thrusters mr la forge
>>218141619venezuelan lady who runs a cafe in my town looks exactly like this
>>218141619very evil looking woman
>>218141619
>>218141619They're going to sell off all their natural resources to jews and build the worlds largest AI data centre.
>>218141594That's on par with>Imagine if India was a first world country Imagine if unicorns were real mate
>>218141619devil woman
>>218141616it's all gay mate, navy innit
>>218141617oh right I've worn the same for 40 years and it's never happened so I guess I'm right after all sorry about that
>>218141619>it was about drugs thoughso very transparent all this
>>218141621Or maybe you're just a mong that listens to so many anti-russian narratives that if you were to believe every single one that comes out, you're be a certified schizophrenic for believing it all
fascinating stuffIt's too densely packed in the direction of Sag A* so almost all the exoplanets we've discovered are actually pointing away from where all the stars really are.
showed her your mast etcsomething about 40 knots i don't know
>>218141472Mint
>>218141689very miserable take
>>218141429Yeah thats not true, ive had lenses fall out. Or worse come off my pupil but stay on the eye which is exceptionally uncomfortable.
I've been watching Frasier for the past fortnight or so, terribly funny.It's occured to me that everything fancy is basically just french shit. French food, french clothes, french phrases, french arts. Frenchy frenchy frenchy french.I wonder what French aristocrats do to appear fancy. Cheeky bit of shakespeare and oasis?
>>218141616He should have said something like "argh man the portbow ye scurvy dogs, you there, boy, climb the rigging and keep an eye for merchant ships"
>>218141737quite stylish!
>>218141719your pupil is an aperture below the surface of your eye, at no time are your contact lenses ever in contact with your pupil
>>218141696Yes yes I will
>>218141764yeah whatever you know what i mean
>>218141778Based
>>218141763read that are Bezos insisted on Amazon being in Seattle because of how much he loved FrasierAnd when it was on air, Seattle was #1 in the US for opera attendance per capita for any US city.
>>217947574>>217947574>>217947574
>>218141737MERCY
marlboro reds down the hatch
YES GET IN ON THE KANBAN BOARD AND JIRA AND STANDUP AND FRAMEWORK NOW GIVE ME A JOB REACTAICLAUDE GIVE ME A JOB
>>218141737>>218141763>>218141801>>218141831this is a cult
remember that swiss bar fire
>>218049268>>218049268>>218049268
HE LINKED THE OLD THE ABSOLUTEM A D M A NADMAN
>>218141863alri grandad
>>218141859you won't feel that way after some of this sherry
>>218141859oh come now anon can't a man enjoy the finer things in life?
Rumours of skullduggery
>>218140949>>218140949>>218140949>>218140949>>218140949>>218140949
>>218141958No thanks
>>218141958Dont use this one please :/
>>218140941this