dancing stormtrooper edition
>>218150364ancient gif this one
dogshit zinger
>>218150364hilarious imagemind if i save it?
Any avoidant personality man in?
lads i've got my aunt's birthday party next weekendshe's turning 67
the boys (lads)
>>218150389copyrighted sorryno
remember this
>>218150389yeah mate go ahead glad you enjoyed it i just made it there now
>>218150407Can't believe they're still taking the knee it's 2026 ffs
https://www.adultwork.com//ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5475883booked the brass for tomorrow eve
>>218150418yeah from when it was posted 8 times earlier yeah i do remember that
Just want a good new MMORPG I can spend a few years playing in my smelly adulthood studio for fuck sakesSomething that's as big and popular as WoW or RuneScape were back in the day
Mental how David Bowie made a Death Grips style song. Shit goes hard
fray bentos mac and cheese pie for dinner
>>218150485Guild Wars 2 is the only MMO worth playing these days.
Remember Trump? He's back...in pog form!
>>218150499played it for 15 minutes and uninstalled its dogshit
>>218150485Simply won't happensocial media basically didn't exist back during the peak of those gamesfor wow, that was a huge component of its success
>>218150407It annoys me that I have to mentally decide whether I think this image is real or AI.
just watched city of god good film shame it was in portuguese and i cant tell black people apart so i had to stop every half hour to figure out what was happening
>>218150409>>218150450getting mixed signals herei dont want the cyber police after me, so i'll err on the side of caution this time
rorke hastily transferring his skills from fire inspecting back to geopolitical analysis what a man
If the Russians come I will defend Britain and her values to the deathWell not me obviously but I'll demand working-class white men do it for me which is basically the same thing
>>218150485tbc classic anniversary prepatch is jan 13th
anyone know any good mobile games to tap away at while half watching a youtube video like the dopamine-addled gremlin i am?
Leftypol about to enter his sixth year of being an expert epidemiologist
>feels like -8 what does this even MEAN
the yanks are already threatening colombia, mexico and cuba
feeling hungry but can't be fucking bothered to cook
>>2181506422048 tile
>>218150642no mate. hope this helps x
what are "British Values" in 2026 (other than tesco clubcard deals)?
For me it's only wearing black, grey or dark blue so I don't stand out in any way
>>218150603what do you mean brohow are the russians going to come ladtheyd have to cross all of europe and then the north seaare you retarded
>>218150603>and her valueslike what?
>>218150704Getting them housedGetting them fedGetting them down the women's football
>>218150656chicken jockey
>>218150714this but dark green instead of blue, bit of a nature lover me x
>>218150647it means it feels like -8 mate
>>218150745then wouldnt it just be -8
just saw a /brit/ post on /ck/well, which one of you were it?
exceedingly gassy. doing a fart every 20-50 seconds
Rorke mate, if we send them back, who's going to cook the tikka masala? Fucking think mate!
zoomers: that's uncalso zoomers in the comments section of a video about some video game from 2010: this needs a remake
who is going to wipe me bum
end of the day right, it's nowt to do with meif I still have to go to work on Monday, it's a nowtbarm
>>218150761no matebeing -8andfeeling like -8are two different thingshence why theyre called separate things
>>218150801Alri dadberg
>>218150739
>>218150800i will but on the caveat that i must shoot you in the head immediately afteryour choice
fuck me this dry january malarkey is dull isn't it
>>218150407WHITE!
Maduro's kidnapping is pure racismThis never happen against an european head of state, no matter it being feasible
What’d I miss?
>>218150769too much fiber and dairy lad?
just learned that railway companies call train enthusiasts "foamers" and if you have an interview and show too much interest they immediately make the decision not to hire you
dogberg left his teddy outside my smelly bedroom door and i slipped and damn near broke my neck when i ducked out for a wee
>>218150825Don't know as I'm not gay you see
Mother of doughnuts
>>218150874makes sense doesn't it
>>218150830what do you want me to do about it, mate?
>>218150859could be. everything i eat at the moment seems to have tons of onions or beans or both in. starts to catch up on the ol' guts
>>218150896
>>218150642Go back in time and play Curiosity by Peter Molyneux.
>>218150830Haha yeah anyway mate I reckon your lot could win it this year, that Vini Jr's decent innit, reminds me of Ronaldinho, now there was a player
>>218150874you seen that video where this lad is going mental over a train and practically jizzes in his pants when it blows its horn?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw
love when you pull a rib and every 5th breath makes you do a gay porn grunt
>>218150855imagining them sitting in a conference room waiting for him to show up had they arrived later
>>218150928should have done one with her fannois out
>>218150949how you know about gay porn grunts lad?
>>218150928oh moons
>>218150928thank you for the needful grok saar
>>218150664the deliveroo jew is your friend
>>218150908did I asked something from you, bro?
would anyone like to join me in a little cry?
Jail sentence for anyone that uses AI to strip a woman's clothes off I reckon
>>218150983I am in one.
>>218150983am bent x
drinking guinness zero for the good of my liver
>>218151015Green manifesto leaked
>>218151017s
>>218151030no it isn't be quiet
>>218150874I believe you lad but I'm curious why this would be. Obviously speccy autistic lads are unpleasant to be around and no one enjoys having to share a workplace with them but they can usually do their job just fine.Every office has that little autistic fella working himself to the bone stressing out about minor things because the job is all he has in life and because toilberg is more than happy to saddle him with twice the work of everyone else. It's a GOOD thing for these lads, it keeps their autistic little minds busy during the day then they go home to their sad bedsits alone.
yes and how do you use this "grok" to strip away women's clothes? asking for a friend
Been having some well hot sexual fantasies lately! Too bad I will never have sex. haha
vx nerve agent is a nowtbuttymake it legal now now
pol chimping out over third world problems again then are they
>>218151076Do you mind not describing me to a T so rudely
>>218151062it is though. think i got pissed every day for the last 3 weeks of december, it's not good for the ol' cheerful
I know other lads here have thought about seeing escorts to lose their virginity or just have sex in general.If anyone wants some advice I'm happy to provide it.
I am Spider-Man holding back the train that is Mousey's autism entering 2026
>>218151195looks like my cousineven got the same disgusting gimpy face and ugly teeth
>>218151232well you've failed miserably
>>218151214>seeing escorts to lose their virginityImpossible - doesn't count I say so, seethe on
would anyone care to play some cs:s?
>>218151214fucking hell lad it's not dating you pay them money they nosh you off i don't think anyone needs advice unpicking that complex equation from a sad cunt like you
>>218151076rail companies want everything to be as bad as possible and their staff to be miserable
>>218151232
well said lyrahttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767466740622858.mp4
>>218151272Your mates might. Ask them. Not us.
machado got KWABBED
>>218151195Now THIS is greng!
>>218151195Grim women like these really need to realise they should cover their ugly mugsThe confidence the average woman has is far too high (not saying she's average, think of it as a base confidence level)
>>218150917https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323466#have a read lad
>>218151195I'm sorry but this woman is genetically destined to be a Victorian era wet nurse. She was born for that role. I've no doubt she works in an office or some other meaningless rubbish but every cell in her body cries out to nurse an endless stream of sickly Victorian babes, while she is perhaps used occasionally as a sexual relief doll for some comically rotund ruddy faced King.
https://treatphimosis.com/en-uk/products/glanpro-stretching-tool-for-phimosis-with-phimosis-cream-pouchyou lot think this would work?
>>218151285just put the pussy in the bag bro
>>218150656Cuba will be the most interesting one.
eff off bournemouth
>>218151076very unsettling post
Brown bbc journo gf
pizza in de oven
>>218151343>Victorian era>Kinghmm
>>218151076i was surprised they didn't want to hire train autists as a general rule but apparently the majority of them think they know everything already and are untrainable
ill gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
I only just got back from the trainer session lads.The bus wasn't running in the snow so I had to walk it, after already doing the session. Feeling exhausted but very pumped for the next one. Other fitness lads will understand haha
>untrainable
>>218150364This CANNOT be real........holy shit.......
i always go to /k/ after military happenings to get my talking points
>>218151285yeah? well let's see her bum then
>>218151435>Feeling exhausted but very pumpedyeah bet you were pumped, how many lads did you take?
>>218151195need AI to put some clothes on this fucking hog
>>218151443she's fit for a corporeal entity
exclusively visit Brazilian escorts memiss big bumbum
Honestly crazy how countries used to fight the US tooth and nail like Vietnam and now they just roll over the second the leadership gets taken out.
>>218151506>Miss Big Bumbumwhich james bond film was that she was in again?
>>218151467how much does she charge per hour
have to wait to 8 to start drinking or i will be absoluely pissed and asleep by the time the darts starts
>>218151504thought this was a sideways building from the thumbnail quite a dishonest post actually
>>218151507the US has no presence in venezuela yetthey went in and out with maduro and they're waiting for things to play out before making their next move
>>218151507Afghanistan were pretty dug in. Nothing was achieved there.
>>218151507Get the impression they (and Afghanistan) lived like dirt poor peasants so life didn't get much worse when invaded
walked to Asda and had fun sliding on the icy ground on the way there x
>>218151568how are they planning on running the venuzuelan oil trade without boots on the ground
>>218151534idl lad but in brazil they have competitions for who has the best arse (bunda)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Bumbumtheyre like beauty competitions like miss world, but exclusively based on who has the best arseyou can find some very nice videos of them on youtube btw
darts is a fat retard sport
imagine if the us runs venezuela for a while and makes it better because they arent as incompetent. it wont happen but it would be funny if it did
>>218151568Well it's rather pathetic that Maduro let himself be takenThe likes of Ho Chi Minh or Castro wouldn't haveOr even Allende
thinking of using hinge how does it workif i set up my profile and sit back does it let me see who has swiped to chat with me and (if i get anyone) i can choose? or is it proactive where you both have to swipe right or whatever and if only one of you swipes and the other doesn’t it doesn’t notify you unless you both dodont know how it works it’s my first time x
>>218151607she's so gross and hot
>>218151639go and suck your camels cock ahmed
>>218151633might be the lamest man everreckon his wife feels embarrassed for him?
>>218151504The proverbial so-called 'berg on a chilly one, as it were
mad how cooked europe is the whole strategy is just pretend it isn't happeningif you point out bad decisions then "well thats russian propoganda"
>>218151627i'm sure they would prefer an amicable government to install itself and leave the oil to private companies and private security forces rather than go in with the army if they can avoid it
>>218151633Imagine how mental it's going to be going from him to Farage
>>218151688what do you want people to do lad?I have work on monday as I have previously stated. I need to attend my job.
anything from the fridge anon?
Saw a woman have a big fall on the ice, might have bumped her head on the floor as she fell sidewaysDid I help? Nah, too busy, seemed alright
You got the feelingI know you're there(x4)You got the feeling (x6)(x3)
>Hundreds of British buses have Chinese 'kill switch'do they hunt chinese people or what
>>218151700you're sure are you yeah
>>218151688gchq have been informed of this post
BREAKING: trump just arrested Keir Starmer
hundreds of British bussies
>>218151633wish more people would take this approach honestly, sick of having to hear every braindead twat's opinion on everything
>>218151720love the clip where ronaldo drinks milk to this
>>218151761he's the prime minister of our country he's supposed to have an opinion
>>218151736i'm sure that's what they're hoping for, not that it's likely to happenor they're going to invade properly in the next few hours, that's also possible
>>218151718if they're till topside it can't be that bad. Good rule of thumb I say.
>>218151700Trump already said the main opposition leader, who won the nobel peace prize, wasnt up for the job
>When Kelsey Grammer was twelve years old, his grandfather died of cancer.[10] In 1968, his father was murdered in Saint Thomas during a wave of racial violence following the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.[9][11][12] In 1975, his sister was kidnapped, raped, and murdered in Colorado Springs, Colorado, by spree killer Freddie Glenn.[13] In 1980, his two teenage half-brothers died in a scuba diving accident.[13]my nigga Frasier's had a rough life
Please stop posting attractive women. I have saved too many.
>>218151717yeah can you move over to the right and fix either the oven or microwave's clock? Whichever one is displaying the incorrect time.
>>218151735Most of our infrastructure has foreign kill switches. We even need to ask America to use our own nukes
>>218151735it means china can paralyze your shit remotely if they want tolike americans and their weapons
>>218151717a litre of your piss darling
>>218151795they're in different time zones
god i wish this was me
>>218151788>Feeling sorry for a multi millionaire celebrity who is rich and adored Get your head checked mate
>>218151799they're not your own, then
wanking to fit trannies AGAIN!
>>218151788He did a lot of drugs during Frasier if I remember correctly.
>>218151720the gay wank music as it were
>>218151835bet you started wanking when you heard of the swiss fire on new years
>>218151787yeah i knowi personally don't believe that the US got maduro by themselves, i suspect there were collaborators who aren't aligned with machado and will try to seize power with implied US backing
>>218151788reportedly he was an alcoholic cokehead for the entire run of FrasierI can respect that
>>218150407The white man wins again
>>218151711how much work do you do a day?
>>218151788mad that
princess...
>>218151717imagine how big her poos are
>>218151717This giant woman beat me up and stole my kettle
>>218151868it was cheers mostly
>>218151777what would you like him to saywhat opinion would you like him to have
nah not that one another one
>>218151890not a fan of the way she pitches her voice up and makes childish giggling soundsvery odd behaviour
>>218151878unfortunately I have one of those low-paid jobs where you have to work full tilt 100% of the time for the entire shift so unironically I do a fair bit and I'm very tired when the day is donethe worse you're paid the more work you do, sadly
really really really really really really do not want to go back to toilhope they sack me
>>218151900that america is a rogue state and trump is a paedophile and a war criminali mean he doesn't even have to share an opinion just state the facts
toby x fluttershy
>>218151938i love toil what would you be doing instead
>>218151897cheers (mostly) to you alsohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767384503910123.webm
rorke waking up at 4am every day to watch fraiser reruns on channel 4
>>218151938ktim Don't hate it, just apathetic about it
LIVERPOOL
>>218151956getting drunk and crying about wanting to be a woman on 4chan probably
>>218151956wanking and developing my indie game
>>218151945she's the most likely one to be real
>>218151966frasierpilled
>>218151947rorke on a mad one
>>218151956Living on my savings and then kill myself when it's all gone.
right that's not on
>>218151972I've been there
>>218151966leftypol cheering on frasier's sister's rapist
Friends>Frasier
>>218152026obviouslyonly genuinely boring twats think otherwise
mental how both answers that weren't you were accurate
>>218152026both of are for women and poofters
>>218151777perhaps but i was talking about the general population
are you trying to send me into a spiral again
>>218152052no woman has ever watched frasier and enjoyed it
>>218151966arr rorke has yet to discover the internet
>>218152022Would put Emperor on at medium to low volume in her dark bedroom while shagging her absolutely ROTTEN!
>>218151972awful shit street filled with drunk middle aged retards
>>218152078and what of poofters?
>>218152052Which one are you then?
imagine how cold it would be now if not for global warming
snowing very heavily outside wish i could show you but someone might show up and rape me
right stop guilt tripping
>>218152078mumstein says it was her favourite show in the 90s
really need a rhinoplasty but it costs like £10k and you need to take 2 weeks minimum off work
My wife absolutely loves Frasier
what time does the darts kick off?
>>218151956playing with my toys and exploring the outside world
>>218152130did you break your nose or are you just ugly?
it's not like you ever go IN to work mate ffs
>>218152130describe your nose
>>218151939oh you're just a tankie alright buddy enjoy your hasan streams
>>218152026Have seen every single Friends episode despite not particularly liking it, this was back when E4 would show 10 episodes a day or whatever
can you tell em apart lads
>>218152111this one's just slightly too grimit's a fine line
Watching weakest link didn't know this was still on
>>218152171i'm not a tankie in the slightest i'm a pacifist you weirdoi'm not trying to start wars over fucking oil in 2026
>>218152198i want trump to keep starting wars because it’s funny and i like seeing people get mad (just keep the uk out of it i don’t want to get bombed)
>>218152016i did this for the latter half of last year but then my savings did dry up but i didn't have the balls to kill myself so now i'm on the dole
>>218152178visually? audibly? the languages? Yes to all. As I'm sure every one of us can, having grown up on anime (anime website btw).can rorke's 70 year old da tell them apart? Probably not.
>>218152196Anne Robinson was better he's got no sass
>>218151648help please
watching a memoria kino on youtube befpre the darts starts
>>218152222whats the future looking like then mate
If nothing else it is extremely funny that certain groups were right about a cabal of pedophiles running the world but they don't actually want to do anything about it because the pedophiles are the guys they support
as he got all his questions wrong and cost the team a possible £1500 which he could have banked, the WEAKEST link from the last round is... rorke
>>218152277dunno, i've become a lot more mentally ill and i think i'm developing parkinsons so i think i'll see about getting on disability and perhaps drinking myself to death
I wish that it would just rain something that a grouch would like, like, if it would only rain trash :>
>>218152222Right. I won't do it then.
>>218152151ugly>>218152160ugly>>218152153i do 1 or 2 days a week
those japs are nasty freaks
leftypol downloading grindr and getting an ace of spades tattoo to fight racism
>>218152310you sure its not just severe depression depression also effects your memory and cognitive function but it's not permanent damagedrinking definitely won't solve your problems have you tried just finding a purpose other than drinking and feeling sorry for yourself
>>218152358why is their porn so boring then
>>218152358what on earth is going on here
>>218152358ok I will drink the cola
>>218152358Is that blood or fecal matter?
just ate a bar of chocolate
>>218152418pepsi
>>218152391jap porn is extremely weird mateyou have like 4 hour porn scenes of a guy just rubbing jelly on a sleeping school girls elbowdefinitely not boring by any stretch
>>218152389yeah it's definitely severe depression, but also parkinson'sironically drinking does actually alleviate my shakingyes i thought i had found a purpose a few months back but i abandoned it because it got too difficult to pursue any further for my depressed hopeless old self, many such cases
>>218152418in my case there's no difference xx
>>218152432what sort
Ah yes the conservative case for chemsex
>>218152457sounds incredibly boringsounds like the sort of shite that would pass as european cinema
every time we watch the masked singer mum always bangs on about how pretty maya jama is
>>218152479what's chemsex
>>218152389>effects your memoryMy memory has been deteriorating slightly lately. I used to basically have autistic memory.
*mwah*
>Prime Minister Keir Starmer says the UK was not involved in the operation and he wants to speak to Trump "to establish the facts first" before commenting furtherWhat a fucking pussy. How is he so unlikeable?
Make it a goal to become such a normie in 2026 that by the time this utter dogshite comes out in December, someone's dragging you to watch it with them
Do they mean poopers poppers
>>218152358coochie-cola
>>218152445Even worse!
>>218152500sex on drugs (mostly poofters taking poppers to relax their arseholes)
>>218152513just your classic liberal believes in fuck all has nothing to say about anything
>>218152513he's like this on literally every single issue and then they wonder why they're on 14%
>>218152358that's chineset. japanese learner
>>218152531poppers is nothing, they go for hard drugs
>>218152509ktim ktim ktimthis has been happening to me for years i put it down to consuming tiktok slop for hours every day
>>218152500lengthy group sex sessions gays have involving methamphetamine, mephedrone, poppers, and viagraspeedwanking but into another man's bum
>>218152557Kanji IS Chinese NIGGUH
>>218152513neoliberal bull holding them based boys to account. Trump ain't gone get away wifit
think i've been either drunk or on benzos every time i've had sex because i didn't want to remember it
What is Starmers stance on baby rape?
>>218152568You exercise?Mental how your mind's cloudilness basically evaporates if you go for a proper run
any quorn eating, neoliberal bull in?
they all chinese
>>218152610w-well we need to establish the facts from president trump first
>>218152610Well, you see, um, you have to consider the factboth sides have strong argumentsBut I say categoricallyunequivocallyabsolutelythat I'll get back to you on that
>>218152568I've attributed it to alcohol from my uni years. I'm not a huge drinker, but all my friends and family used to drink a lot and their memories are atrocious.
>>218152469Tony's. wasn't that nice. it expired in may 25
it's affects you fucking illiterate mongs
>>218152654
>>218152568>consuming tiktok slop for hours every daythat will fry your brain yesgot to get your daily dopamine hits from endlessly scrolling sloptok
>>218152582so there's no women involved in it usually then aye? if there were i could get behind it but these kinds of degenerate sexual subcultures are usually bender-dominated so i wouldn't be surprised if there isn't
>>218152583it's based on chinese from a long time ago but has since diverged significantlyif it were japanese it would be something like 汗足コーラ
Right then that's 2 blokes having sex with a littler books bloke then isn't it
>>218152644>>218152646Screaming
>>218152678bnuycat is the only good thing you've ever posted
it's too late. the cavalry is on its way
not a fan of the gimmick i started being overused, especially by yanks
>>218152718i don't even know who that is which makes me think i haven't ever posted them
>>218152720Jerusalem has come
just violated international law. hopefully nobody calls the international police
>>218152720phwoartoby's?
>>218152678um
>>218152778The intentional police is America
>>218152754you the aussie woofter then?
peter grifin
>>218152770this lad
speed power momentum
dysphoria triggered
my cock and balls smell like fucking vinegar
Bring me your toughest woofta yeh and ill bugger him
>>218152886you spilt vinegar on yourself?
>>218152867that one seems properly mentally ill and keeps getting sectioned so you're probably winning xx
>>218152568ktim i spend my weekends watching tiktok and insta slop for literally 10 hours a day and then i drink. i have done this for 4 years
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Woman_naked_Buttocks.jpg
>>218152831no i'm the guy who started saying "right well that's such and such" whenever someone posts a risque thing and now everyone does it. the market is oversaturated now
hope i can move out then lose my job so i can get a rhinoplasty in secret
i'm profoundly mentally ill
well that's a bloke claiming to have started a gimmick isn't it
>>218152930right well thats not true because I've been doing it for years
>>218152961
>>218152512
>>218152930lool scremble new gimmick time wot u got 4 us Bruce
right well no one's making the new then are they
>>218151648>>218152264Does it matter just do itThink it's the former anyway
and the new?
i invented the words "right" and "well" in 1992
>>218152967so have isuppose we're at an impasse then
Imagine being Australian. Forever serfs to the British in the British general.
make it a mentally and socially stable thread for mature normal people
alex jones doing pink pony club on masked singer :>>
right well its in the public domain now
>>218152495Something about mumbergs and performatively complimenting nons
>>218151507I know that Vietnam has a national history of fighting against invaders, and i think Afghanistan is just always underestimated since most of it is mountain which gives the defending side a +2 terrain bonus in Europa Universalis IV
>>218153035wtf is this israel
umm, hello?? new???
right well that's an ai video isn't it
>>218153084nothis is itit's over
right well that's just the new thread not being posted in a timely manner isn't it
>>218153096>>218153096>>218153096
They need to uninvent ai slop
