Liv Tyler appreciation edition
i mean war is bad
>>218157195It's fine
>>218157004Modern History TVJust some poncey guy who dresses up in costumes and rides around on horses and talks to the camera about medieval life in a really accessible, conversational way. Good stuff
>>218157195billions must live
>>218157195mkayy
to give cats their due, they have lovely soft strokeable fur
Ranking of ANGLO countries by the fascinatingness of their histories:1. England2. United States of America3. Ireland4. Scotland5. Australia6. Canada7.8. New Zealand
imagine human history without warwar is an objective good
>>218157234Yeah you're right
lads getting cross with me for 'not fitting in' with my gif choices and saying 'banal' statements about the nature of warfare
>>218157223loads of interesting irish history was destroyed by the english
>>218157222clever design, your cat. well put together bit of kit.
>>218157234Well said
still not gone to bed lmao
>>218157245Book of kells and then nothing for 500 years
iran is next lmao
>>218157223you sure about that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAf51JWI4k
>>218157242it's only me lad dw i'm a miserable bastard xwould be nice if you were less of a faggot though
>>218157245How so?
>>218157268just imagine itthe new afghanistan: 10x as many guerrillas edition
>>218157275Yeah kiwimong's really gone downhill in likeability in recent months
>>218157268@grok put him in a bikini
>>218157245well not really, henry viii and the puritans did more damage in england than ireland and yet england still has huge cathedrals and works of art from the middle agesmaybe the irish just never had them in the first place?
send neets to war
>>218157297He's a wog so I never liked him He also seems rather rude
>>218157296Dont think gorillas live in Afghanistan
>>218157301we wuz chiefs an that!
>>218157297open to suggestions
>>218157195Glad someone said it
>>218157301interested to hear what huge cathedrals predate henry xiii
>>218157222I think the only thing that could get me to rise up in revolt against the government is if they tried to ban pet catsI know the evil bastards are already plotting ways to do it in the name of nature conservation
>>218157331chat shit get banged
why do they love anime so muchwhy do they redraw anime characters living the favela life they live every day
>>218157322perfect the way you are hun x
>>218157223What's he trading for the crayfish then? A bag of salt?
poll the women and ask them if they think women are equal to men or if they think that women should be subservient to men. If their answer is the former, conscript them and send them to the front lines. If their answer is the latter, let them stay home and raise children.
>>218157356clingfilm
Venezuelans are like Europeans, not an ounce of patriotism and will open their cheeks for any invader at the slightest push back. Placing a woman as VP was Maduro's first mistake
>>218157369here's an idea: don't conscribe anyone
>>218157356probably cloth or blankets x>>218157347x
Nothing more cosy than those aches you get from laying down too much
>>218157327Google broken is it?
nth for the baddiedem
>>218157369poll the men and ask them if they think men are equal to women or if they think that men should be subservient to women. If their answer is the former, conscript them and send them to the front lines. If their answer is the latter, let them stay in the mines and raise gdp.
>>218157406me right nowshall be going on a MINIMUM six mile walk tomorrow whos with me
>>218157393Just remember that before the commie government Venezuela is actually the RICHEST country in Latam
I'm so tiredI can't say the I word that has nothing to do with international relationships and is strictly political whatever that means. Hamas used 80,000 women and children as human shields but there's no time to think about that because there's an abhorrent regime in the middle east that popped up out of nowhere and they hate America's freedomsThe only interesting part that I have to add to this is that AI now exists and every war crime was now generated by a computer program
>>218157195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNpyia78Wlg
>>218157356Probably, given how dear salt used to be
baddie demmies mentioned
just spent a shocking amount of time of a puzzle. feel retarded now
>>218157424Only thing I care about is Europe killing itself Don't care about wogs killing each other
made a porn lads pic related
>>218157385
>>218157436how dear was it
>>218157421Oh deary me noI shall be lying down again
>>218157223I like how maori cloaks make them look like big kiwi birds
>>218157459shagged her when she was in her pomp
The listening, as it were
>>218157459@grok put her in a burka
>>218157423>blockages and trade embargos you to poverty*yawn*
>>218157470VERY dear
>>218157436such a prick postobviously you're aware that most people don't know about your quirky historical anecdote that Mark Kurlansky taught you, but you refuse to explain it regardlesswill be keeping my eye on you
>>218157480my school wasn't flash enough to have kapa haka costumes like this
laughing at some of my posts from the previous threadactually screaming at how funny i am
hiiii
*sings a pooey arse song about pooey arses*
>>218157499so communist states cant function without access to capitalist markets and resources? hmmmmmm curious
>>218157512omg heyyyy
>>218157505Suck my pixie dick you chubby wog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfA20zBIUGs
Why is there no proper AAA gooner game with good animations, models, quests, gameplay mechanics etc.Even supposed "high" quality stuff looks like Unity asset flip
>>218157547not a very good scan is it
>>218157499Seychelles did it.
>>218157531um um um SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP!!!
>>218157512heya
Her poo is tasty.
>>218157547games are fundamentally unsexylara croft circa 1999 was as it good as it's ever gonna get
might eat the last of the chocolate
Glen Moray is a very drinkable whisky
>>218157547looks like a t.rex
>>218157547I am really amazed how terrible AI has been in the realm of pornography. I thought porn would be the tip of the spear and the driver of innovation.
>>218157557It's model made by some chinky AI that creates it from a picture
>>218157567Sir Health & Safety Trained
>>218157589turns out AI tech is actually not very good
Reckon I'm the only one here who actually lives in London.
>>218157446BIG UP
>>218157612i live in harrogate
as if porn isn't already degenerate enoughlike a junky wishing his heroin was more potent
>>218157602It really isn't. It's not getting better either. It seems to somehow be getting worse
Salam Alaikum
>>218157327Most of them?
>>218157621Schoolgirl uniforms don't look hot on non-asians.
>>218157621alri lad
>>218157531Blud thinks commies don't trade :skull:
>>218157612did you come to the brit london meetup over christmas?
>>218157593well not really i just pretended to listenhow are you
me am bigly tarded
>BREAKING NEWS: Chinooks sighted over Downing Streeterm...lads?
>>218157547normal people won't play a porn gamecoomers will play even if it sucks so why put in any effort
Who won the afcon
>>218157680iam okay i suppose,,
>>218157612>Reckon I'm the only one here who actually lives in London.
>>218157662wg1
>>218157512hi u ok?
>>218157505I would’ve thought most people knew it desu
like wag1 for battyman
I personally find porn and hot girls boring, they just don't do it fo me no mo
mental to think some of you lads live in shithole estates in hull and middlesbrough and some of you live in million pound houses in central london and rural devon
>>218157706I am a coomer with refined taste I will not play some asset flip just because it has tits in it
>>218157580Is it? Or is it a type of fish?
Please support the New Zealand music industryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujamy-zXfrc
Stranger Things S5 is dog shit>teary eyed monologue>~be runnin up that hill~I'd make a deal with god~>rinse and repeat
rorke and leftypol settling their differences over a game of football like the famous Christmas truce of WWI
>>218157740
>>218157621Who’s the cutie on the left
>>218157763is grim to imagine i might be posting alongside absolute scum i wouldn't touch with a 10 foot polein fact if your parents didn't go to university please refrain from posting here anymore, thanks
tummy sexo
>>218157803me at the euthanasia consultation
Emma Watson could be taking a shit as I type this.
>>218157819what is that xis it a holiday or somehting xx
Suppose we've been living in pax judaeica since September 11 2001 really
>>218157843dont worry about it kitten
>>218157781basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqxbwy_Tvhw
Grandfather went to university, got a good job and bought a beautiful home with lots of land.Father didn't go to university, got a blue collar job paying about the national average salary and lives in a home that's about the average size for a newbuild in the UK.I am a failure in every way so I post on /brit/
Fucking bottom front two teeth are getting misaligned for some reason I brush everyday and don’t eat or drink shit why the fuck do bad things always happen to ME
me and umbunnies
three days of this year gone nothing to show for itits so overmight have a twix
stream NOW or ELSE
>>218157848>paxnot quite
>>218157763I live in Edinburgh
>>218157862>blue collar jobFOY
>there are diverse southern poofters and NPCs who actually paid to attend far-left indoctrination centres in this thread
>>218157831
Yorkshire>full of browns>women are cunts>men are passive aggressive cowardsLancashire >white >women are happy and nice>men aren't afraid to speak their mind
The circus provided to me no longer entertains me. In fact, I don't think watching anything on a screen could fill the void anymore.I require true mortal combat to keep me satiated. Gladiators fighting to the death in the arena. I need their to be real stakes. Real lives lost.
>>218157804OF scammer who shows absolutely nothing
my leukaemia-riddled ass can NOT be waiting till 4am to watch a lagging mobile app being tapped really fast
>>218157897>he didn't get paid by the government to get pissed every night and shag himself senselessi was hesitant to make this post since i honestly pity you
>>218157914This but the complete opposite
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have done drugs
>>218157807my parents went to the university of life (the army)
>>218157940um hope you are joking
>>218157914>Lancashire>>whiteirish actually
>>218157178Sexo
>>218157941Tell us more about how much you hate white people Angus McBagpipe
Think you could give me a pistol and present to me a long line of Somalians and the only thing I'd feel after putting a round into each and every one of them is a bit of a stiff wrist
>there are people itt who brought their gaming PC / console to university and blame feminism for not being able to shagsometimes you have to smile at the little things in life
>>218157804my left or the left of the point of view of the girls?
>>218157920Good. Fuck subs
my real mum was a crackhead so I was destined for nothing. got adopted by a nice family and still turned out to be a failure. how tf I get 2 chances and still fuck it up
Any of you lads recommend good headphones? Have some crimbo money burning a hole in my pocket and my old ones snapped.
>>218157958it's realer than realhe lags tae fuck on 1280p
>>218157804summerxiris
>>218157831>>218157905
>>218157989insane
>>218157973I didn’t my first year but did my second year
love women and their laughs and their hair and their souls
>>218157940dont know what this means
The most quintessentially British meal is Spaghetti Bolognese
Genuinely nothing funnier than someone suffering from leukaemia lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47yuiPK01kg:>>
>>218157870This woman has AIDS!!
>>218158022that's fine <3
>>218158032do you reckon it;s weird that some people who have leukaemia are called luke?
>>218158016>their soulsthe first cunt who pretends to love you is going to ruin your life and you'll realise then they don't have souls
>>218158042it's not i need to now what it means
>>218158032I fail to see the funny side of leukaemia
anyone know if that Housemaid film is good?right now the only reason I'm interested is because of Sydney's breasts but I'm not sure that's enough to get me in the cinema
>>218157973I brought my gaming laptop with RGB mouse and heard people laugh at me in the study halls. It's society's fault I'm like this not me
january 4th and the boxing day sales are still on
>>218157972Um based
>>218158054sometimes relationships don't work out mate it doesn't make women evil or deserving of your hatred
>>218157914Yorkshire>the most Anglo-Saxon part of England>best city in the country (York)>beautiful seaside villages>great national parks>sexiest accents in the worldLancashire>Afro-Hibernian mutts everywhere>everyone looks like a gibbon (i.e. Ian Brown)>nothing but shithole post-industrial towns>two main cities known for resembling Hell on Earth (Manchester) and being the reason millions left for the Americas (Liverpool)genuinely cannot fathom why anyone would claim to be proud of being Lancastrian and expect others to believe them
>>218157991She nice
>>218158060stopppp you always do thislets go our separate ways
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead lol
saw a very manly older trans woman on the train today which has somewhat put me off the transitioning im cuter but still
well when i went to university we had NOTEPADS
>>218158016
>>218158087https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford
>>218158097was funnier when the original poster said that yesterday, not least because he remembered the bradleybe ashamed of your retardation
>>218158071absolute state of that ogre on the left peak communist physiognomy
>>218158097you heard about Pa O'Dwyer?
>>218158106i had Notepad++
>>218158087You forgot blackburn (shit hole) ans blackpool (depressing reminder of how good things used to be)Lancashire is awful
my arse smells of shit within an hour of showering. think I have that seasidemark disease
>>218158120have no emotional reaction to this webm whatsoever why do you post it all the time
god bless the USAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
>>218158138no his arsehole smells of kippers
>>218158097What if its the child that dies?
one of the biggest cunts I’ve ever met had leukaemia but somehow he survived it
>>218158071These must be Yorkshiremen. Just look at them. Horrid little oiks
what am i supposed to do for my birthday lads? Some friends what to have drinks but i feel nothing but crippling dread, gonna have to put the age range up on the dating apps n all
>>218158093we cant even talk anymore and it's all your fault. im really tying here and im met with a stonewall
>>2181581208 squirts of cologne is absurd
>>218158108miss those days so much
>>218158163i like to fund a good film to watch on my birthday then watch half of it, get bored, and fuck off to bed for a wank
>>218158071So this is leftypol
Anyone else heard the rumours that trump refused to take his call and was disappointed it was the us ambassador he spoke to lmao
>>218158117bodied that freak>>218158127oh do grow up
Funny that Europe has spent literally years seething about Putin but Trump goes and does the same thing and it's actually all fine and not a problem at allLooks like they owe Putin an apology
>>218158175it's probably not cologne but yank males are terrified of the word perfume
>>218158071LAND SHARK SPOTTED
>>218158165am little porcupine and my spikes are upim sorry, okay?? 3:
I'm suffering, do you feel this cold?I'll warm you up when we get to HellSecond sleep is calling out to meIf I don't wake up, I'll see you in my dreamsIt's not naturalYeah, and I really need some helpOh, take it backTear the city down, don't build it up anymore
>>218158200take your own side nigga
Go on then rorke How about you have a cheeky nosh on my bollocks
>>218158196can't say i have heard or paid any attention to obviously unverifiable rumoursstarmer has enough things to bully him about without resorting to rumours
>>218158196lmao what a wet fart
what is out-of-control porn use?
me? Not back to work until Wednesday so I'm planning on staying up late and playing computer games
>>218158200Did Putin do this?
>>218158212im moving my stuff out of our smelly bedroom and leaving
being normal is so tedious i hate how much money gets fired into the void, when i was an unemployed freak i'd just sit at home wasting away in the same 3 pairs of clothes and spend less than 2k a year now 2k barely gets me through the month
wish shops opened earlier on sundays
When I'm watching the gay porn I like to scratch my arse and sniff my finger for immersion
got the gay goon porn on
mental how women tell men exactly 1 second after giving birth to their child about how they had a relationship with an african in university
>>218158251not smelly anymoreusing the candle you got me for christmasreminds me of us
what is she a fucking mong and a half
>>218158232Would mate but I'm not qualified to operate microscopic equipment.
>>218158266:)
>>218158200>so called "multipolarity advocates" when the pole they dont like does something
the gf
being emotionally neglected
>>218158090Frrrr
>>218158120
>>218158277Panama with accent is gay af
Cheeky little gp visit for me on Monday morning, lads. I'm not very well you see (chest infection)
mad how the world turned to shit once the technocrats got hold of the power
>>218158244watching any at all
Sir Getyertitsoutforthe Lads
>>218158280Yeah?
>>218158071
>>218158274don't leave it lit when you go to bed cos i wont be there to put it out
>>218158196Seems like some nigga trying to stick his nose where it doesnt belong because he thinks it will make him look good.European leaders inserting themselves into things that have nothing to do with them and insisting upon themselves is such a ugly ugly desperate look.
>>218158200nobody liked maduro in the first place and the yanks actually succeeded in their special operationjust wait until the full on ground invasion and insurgency
>>218158320europe has been cooked since ww1
>>218158295This makes me uncomfortable
England win the final toss of the Ashes series and will bat first in Sydney
>>218158256My Asda opens at 6am on a Sunday (Scotland) :)
>>218158196we are completely irrelevant on the global stage
>>218158337As an island every country with a coast is our neighbour x
>>218158087Neither Manchester nor Liverpool are in Lancashire?
>>218158335hope it burns the flat down with me insideits what you want anyways.. :')
a so called porn addict
>>218158348only thing we're winning
>>218158244real answer is more than like twice a weekif you're wanking it out of boredom multiple times a day or you're immediately pulling your cock out every time you see an attractive woman online you have a problem
>normies still believe ww1 actually happenedlmao
>>218158337>European leaders inserting themselves into things that have nothing to do with them and insisting upon themselves is such a ugly ugly desperate look.this but for USA inserting themselves in the middle east, asia, europe, south america and oceania
>>218158338How long until your relatives are bringing them here Shekelsniffer
>>218158364lol remember when trump mugged him off at the summit in egypt
>>218158384What is this supposed to be
USA still has all their warships and aircrafts in the Caribbean. I wonder if they'll just take out Cuba while they are already there
can any runners tell me if this was dangerous for my heart because it was my first run
>>218158384“The worst days my head would be racing at 100 miles per hour. All that will be in my head is porn, sex, porn, sex, porn, sex, porn porn, porn, everything. There would be a time where I’d just absolutely crave everything I’ve seen,” he said.“Every time I watched porn it didn’t necessarily mean that I was masturbating. I would literally watch it like you would pull your phone out and watch videos on YouTube or TikTok, Instagram or something. That was me but with porn.”
>inserting themselves into things that have nothing to do with themWhy don't yanks realise that things they do on this planet affects everything and everyone from global markets, stability and climate change
>>218158415teeth biting the bottom lip
how is porn addiction real like turn your laptop off lmao just turn off your phone LOL
>Neither Manchester nor Liverpool are in Lancashire
>>218158228>use "international law" as an excuse to completely destroy our country>international law actually means fuck all when we feel like itSo, why did we destroy our country again?>>218158249Yeah, he's been bombing Ukraine for a while, not heard about it?
>>218158384tell me about your necklace
girl at work gave me a little pink keyring that says slay :>
Just did a watch, book was better desu
>>218158422Google telling me cuba has very low oil deposits
>fly in>cripple enemy air power >take out state of the art, russian supplied air defence with zero issue >kidnap the fucking president >blow up hugo chavez's tomb for good measure >all in under 3 hours >with no casualties if i was a communist i'd actually kill myself
No word of a lie lads, go without wanking for 2 weeks and you'll suddenly have the confidence to speak to a lot of women
>>218158452this madman reading hellraiser and considering it better than the film version
>>218158452the second one is a good watch, enjoyed the third too. seen candyman? same author innit
>>218158449think she might be calling you gay
>>218158460ok i'll put that to the test. i'll be back in 2 weeks
>>218158423Should be fine. No need to push so hard though just run at a slower pace while you are a beginner.
>>218158432Now you said it.. its very obvious. Thought it was a wichetty grub or something kek
>He has since gone “cold turkey”, assisted in part by the Online Safety Act, he said, because putting his personal details into porn websites was something he did not want to do.His porn addiction cured but if he finds out about VPNs he might relapse
>>218158455So now that the Americans have done that, what's stopping us from bum rushing our old colonies back into submission?
>>218158478You'll be wanking within the hour you pathetic freak.
>>218158477so is she
find it baffling there's people who still try and sell their services making youtube thumbnails etc when AI can do it for free within seconds
>>218158460I just do not believe that's true and even if it it'd do more harm than good
>>218158455Extremely undiverse group of people
>>218158472It was imo, didn't like the girl "beating" the cenobites felt a bit like movie nonsense to give her something to do>>218158473Will probably give it a watch soon, saw Candyman ages ago
>>218158501no i wont i only wank once a day anyways
>>218158483Literally can't masturbate more than once and even then it's an effort. How the fuck is a porn addiction real
Shall be voting Tory in 2029Still trust them more than Reform
>>218158436They're not
>>218158502is she willing to date transbians or nah
>>218158522>>218158525low T
>>218158455>if i was a communistVenezuela wasn't communist, they traded with the rest of the world that isn't controlled by the Amerisphere. You're a clueless twat cheering empire expansion for someone else's empire while yours is long dead. More small boats for based capitalist Britain lol
>>218158353asda and scotland are grim
Not voting Tory until they change leaders, not a racist but we need someone more... uh... presentable
>>218158521yeah i also have an irrational hatred of women
>>218158481ok thanks
>>218158455it's such a great day for humanity
>>218158540name?
>>218158540Looks like she has little hooves instead of feet
>>218158543err not surehaven't askedis a moot point anyway see >>218158102
>>218158455commies are gay but lets not pretend this was anything more than a pre arranged surrender/hand over that america turned into a theatrical performance
WESH WESH WESH WESH
>>218158244>article by a womyn in the guardian
>>218158558Do communists not trade?
>I'm not racist but here's an incredibly racist opinionlow IQ post these
I don't wank. I get a mood/energy hangover for a week if I have a wank. the juice isn't worth the squeeze (pun intended)
it's gone from US lose every war to US wouldn't dare do it to it was rearranged already
>>218158525i often do 4 a day and i'm 37
NEW>>218158633>>218158633>>218158633
not racist but you know what im trying to say
>>218158619No
>>218158540>that neckget her in the ring
