edition
>>218160507more of an edward hicks man meself
>>218162269friendly reminder
>>218160507more of a thomas cole man myself
>>218162193mind rapedtimmy begging for the quick taps
what if the mri scanner is super loud and fucks up my hearing even more than it already is
Starmer is said to be serving cunt
>>218162292LOL thanks for saving this for the new
>>218162313lmao deaf bastard
>>218162313what if you slip in the shower and break your neck?
what if i have a panic attack in the tube and have to get out do they do the scan again or just forget it
>>218162313what if they, what if anything, what if a bomb drops on your head right now, okay
>>218162193yuhh dey rapid x
>>218162313I think they prepare you with ear plugs prior to going in the tube. You'll be fine don't worry
>>218162313You should prepare for that by watching all the House MD scenes involving MRIs. Nothing ever goes wrong ever
>homer bimpson
Rorke has had enough
>>218162370LMAO always with the lesbian fixation these freaks
>>218162337not funny i have severe anxiety
>>218162370igoring this >>218162193how much do you miss the cronem timmy? keep asking how they are LOLwe mindraped you x
whatever you do DON'T wear a big metal chain like wigger starmer to the MRI scan
>>218162370>MtF tranny>gay (as in lesbian)A tale as old as time. They're all heterosexual fetishists.
radar alert...radar alert...low energy levels detectedrecommendation: immediate yam
Got the LCD Soundsystem on again haven't I
>tippytaps
yadayadayadayada yada...!
>>218162431My Bro
>>218162439:>
>we mindraped you xyou mean you got another faggot to join your gay online erp for black men
timmy wants the 'tippytaps' in the gherkinbro thinks he's katy girlhe'll be mtf soon
Some of you are gay males. I don't even mind that but it's about time you acknowledged it. Go and tell your dad.
love art from the middle ages me
paid 15 dollars for supposed ai chatbot that allows nsfw writing and it has intelligence of a retardgreat Indian nation scammed another victim (me)
heathernonce using 'katy' to express his transitioning fantasies to us yet again
dtfic bum wanking to the thought of getting 'tippytaps' in the gherkin
tung tung tung
>>218162474Dad's trans and says he doesn't like gays only lesbians
>>218162475Corr love the Flemish masters me
>>218162504maybe dey gon' invite him to clean di gherkin
Meltdown
>>218162506your Dad should be killed
Donald Trump's looking pretty beat up and old. Haven't been paying attention to this.
might have a melty
>>218162531>tippytaps
i miss my dad
post the yellow one doing her tippys
>>218162506
tippytaps timmy dey call him pon di gherkinhe want a yardie baby
>>218162550was he killed?
Hate leafs Hate aussies Want them all burned alive
>>218162370looks like mark strong playing ted bundy in a netflix movie
>>218162550he gone to get milk or rip?
>>218162562can only be posted 21st of every monthyou know this
Lads it's 2amIf you're still doing the black penis larp now you're beyond help
>>218162585LOL
2am poos
>>218162581err why
>>218162619we used /bant/ for a bit since we could filter ids
>>218162619stop crashing out nigga
wish these onlyfans girls would take more care of every part of their appearance. it's deeply unarousing to see the soles of their feet flaking with skin like this.
Um, lads...https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2007603196852859217
Last night's dinner scran was my first vegetarian meal. It was mushrooms and bell peppers, with paprika and garlic powder, in a couple of pitta breads. It was tasty but not filling. The issue? No proteins or fats. So tomorrow I add... chick peas. And dare I say... a spoonful of peanut butter.
heathernonce programming a new /brit/ board so he can spam without proxies
>>218162602because it says that
>>218162625irritable dowel syndrome isn't a thing, retard
due to begin toil in less than 12 hours. i feel like shite and am once again considering calling in sick, as i have felt like almost every Sunday morning for weeks or maybe months now but never do.
>>218162639Vegans are always hungry because meat is the most satiating food.
>>218162661oily fish are more filling than red meat tbf
YOU DON'T HAVE THE TALKING STICK MATE
right thats me proper steaming even though i said i woudlnt
>>218162634drumpf is on a roll, he will arrest kier this time. bang him up with maduro.
Love you ladsStop being impressed by black penisesYes some of them are impressive but it doesn't mean you have to dedicate your whole life to itLuke Littler is impressive as fuck but you can just watch him once a week/month/year you don't have to spend all day every day wanking off to himThink about your familyberg
>>218162689what you been drinking lad
>>218162568>>218162577no he's gone to bed
>>218162697baileys and cocktails in a can (aka whatever was in the fridge)
>>218162634Probably just commuting to one of your 100 airbases
>>218162447uhm sweaty, if you have a problem with this and think this isn't normal, then you YOU'RE the problem you bigoted CHUD, I would gladly let my children attend this man's storytime readings unsupervised
>>218162677Any type of animal protein and fat is filling. But yeah love me some oily mackerel.
>>218162712queer
I want to stick me finger in Emma Watson's ass.
>the meta site
>>218162721yes now fuck me
farewell angelina, the sky is on fire, and i must leave
>>218162735don't need to tell me twice
>>218162661Yeah this will be a problem. I was thinking I might have meat once a week instead of going fully vegetarian. And imagine how much I would look forward to it it would be like sex.
>>218162735
>>218162731is that what they're calling the pony tool now
>pitta breads
Present company excepted
bed time soon i fear
>>218162784mouse in 1h30get a grip
>>218162784Christmas? Over mate.
rorke at the pink pony club
Moon's very bright tonight
Just eaten 10 shortbreads and a pint of milk
>>218162752Why are you going vegetarian bromigo :( Don't do this pleasee.
>>218162805actually love that song
>>218162370Refuses to have any hair on the north face
>>218162839go on rorke
I tell myself I'm only himan
>>218162853alex jones did it on masked singer today <<:
>>218162863advertising :/
was sat in the dentists office the other day and this bogan who looked and sounded exactly like damo from damo and darren came in and started telling the receptionist how fucked up his teeth were and how he's depressed and wants to kill himself
>>218162864as in the one who was in court for the sandy hook thing?
>>218162874Oi Damo ya cunt give us ya lighta
>>218162877no the cutie welsh one
>>218162878raped paedo ://
READY OR NOT HERE I CUM IN YOUR ASSGONNA FIIIIIND YOUU and RAPE YOU SLOW-LY
>>218162883hahaha yeah!
>>218162726I want to stick my finger in Emma Watson’s assPull it out to take a sniff and wipe it on the grassI would dip my finger in my drinking glassAfter it had been up inside of Emma Watson’s ass
>>218162884the one that looks like something from fraggle rock
>>218162920i think she is quite attractive for a bio female
>>218162874what were in the dentists for? get any teef pulled?
Sir Tuppence Tapper
>>218162939one of the old fillingbergs came out
atb
>>218162957what's she doing in there then
wish gfberg would give up on this stupid veganism malarkey because she always cheats on it anyway, and if she cheats on her diet then she might cheat on me
shes having a lovely time at fally sea shanties
>>218162280
>>218162987think this is an old picture cause she's become musiana recently
Watching Ricky Gervais compliationsfunny
can't sleep
thinking about gay porn
>>218163026same>>218163031same
>>218163022hope he's saying something vicious about religion or fat people
left the heating on by accident so now i've got the window open to make my bedroom nice and cold so i can sleep
very grim when you take a 2 week break from /brit/ and you come back to the exact same characters talking about the exact same things
need boyfriend
>>218163063discord kitten? xx
>>218163061/brit/ rehab over christmas is ittaking a break for your menty health
>>218163061I always get ignored when trying to start a conversation.
>>218163077no i just didnt have the time to come here
>>218163061yeah i don't think about trannies at all when i'm on hiatus from /brit/, but as soon as i come back, there they are, the trannies, front and centre
>>218163090and yet
almost like i can hear some vague bulgarian noises, on the windhmm
>>218163093and it's fucking lush
>>218162829Just genuinely moved by factory farming, both the incredible cruelty to animals and the mass deforestation for farming land. Factory farming is horrific the more you learn about it.
nini
>>218163114don't think she really sleepsreckon she just hangs off the roof like a bat
>>218163114ozempic ghoul
>>218163101
>>218163112What if you find a local farm or something? You're gonna wreck your health fren.
got sensitive teeth and i fucking hate it
>>218163114don't wake up
i don’t really believe in talent as much as i believe in repetition, doing the same thing carefully over and over until mistakes stop happening. that’s basically how pastry works, and it’s also how you keep an eel alive, which i know because my gf is a pastry chef and has a pet eel
paleolithic gimmick resurrected with dark magicks
>>218163112Alri gaylord
>>218163171well that's.not a very nice thing to post
for your consideration: females, their breasts, and their bums
>>218163180There is truth to that, it's maybe 10-15% talent and the other is just showing up every day and grinding until you're a god. Ax your gf to rate my bread real quick.
that eel must be about 10 years old nowhow long do domestic eels live?
i could eat a horse
Got a kindle for Christmas Haven't read in years and I picked lotr to read first Fuck me it's a lot of work and I'm still on the first book
>>218163114Someone give this lass a good dicking and take her to Fatburger. I legitimately hate ozempic
>>218163212i mean it
>>218163274It's her being a vegan and anorexic, if she takes ozempic she'll disappear.
>ingest shrooms>whole body feels like sensitive teeth eating ice creamHighly overated droog
>>218163286really not a nice thing to say
Ruby update lads?
>>218163304>penis shrinks>you start laughing at nothing
will never have any friends60 more years alonethen dead
I've met plenty of men with good relationships with their fathers, but women never seem to have good relationships with their mothers. Really makes you think
>>218163359Come out next weekend lad we'll get bladdered
belle delphine pussy wallpaper
>>218163365Women are the worst Cultures that keep their women hidden away are correct
>>218163382Mashallah brother
crying
>>218163359WROOONG, get out there, I believe in YOU!>>218163365I've met many women that don't have a good relationship with their fathers...
literally name a woman who's close with her mother LMAO
>>218163359>60kidding yourself if you don't think the poo barmer of 2040 will already have you freezing to death by then from shutting off the heating in the pensioners' homes for being white
keep treating me rotten and I might get all my friends to start posting here and flood this general with kiwi flags
>>218163416it happens
If I hurry I might be able to grab a kebab before they close
Sisterberg is close with Motherstein
wammin be walking around with they nipples out
>>218163365My mum and sister were always at each other's throats, it was obvious she was jealous of her youth and treated her like sexual competition But I just assumed that was because she was mental, which she was
Let's say you were super rich ladsHow wopuld you raise your kids so that they weren't spoiled, out of touch tarqs? Is it even possible?
toby ummy
>>218163448strikt punishments for misbehaviour
>>218163416er your mum haha x
>>218163416Every women I've met.
>>218163448Not having kids anyway Certainly not having them if I'm super rich as I'm not a complete and utter spastic you see
watching koala man
>>218163287She weighed like 90 pounds before this.Where in this is the last 10 years of slandering "fat shaming".There's something entirely separate trending where people get fat tissue surgically removed from their cheeks. It looks fucking bizarre.I wish I could find my kornheiser edit of Elliot Roger looking horrified with the text "very unsettling".
>>218163476that wasn't the question i asked though was it you utter mongoloid x>>218163467Stop inserting your weird fetishes in to it please xx
https://x.com/omarsuleiman/status/2007437650446131264good goy
>>218163481She has mental problems, she has to stop hanging out with that ghoul, she is a bad influence on her, she's starting to lose her hair.
tummy sexo
>>218163486why?
>>218163114night x
If I were super rich I simply would not interact with minors
why are you all perpetually horny. I wank once every couple of days and never get riled up in between that
>>218163533rightmost can top me
>>218163547sex starved virgins retain their teenage-level horninessthey'd cum their pants if a girl ever touched their shoulder
>>218163547sex addiction
arianabender still awake?
>>218163577...yh
>>218163547wank at least 3 times a day me, have a gf that i sometimes fuck twice in a day, and i would still find the time to have a cheeky toss in between. i don't think its an addiction but just a release of pent up energy
>>218163570The truth is that it will take them along time to cum because porn has ruined they brain.
>>218163547too many JAV wanks have left me in a perpetual state edging
>>218163588go to sleep
>>218163605once women discover this it'll be the end of incels
all women should be arrested
>>218163605Never had this problem when I lost my virginity. Think you have to be a gooner or just wired wrong to struggle.
>>218163630(and don't wake up)
>>218163630ok.
>>218163674um no arianabender is lovely and I'd never say that
>>218163667good post
>>218163541Reckon I'd have one sex slave firmly in middle age and on the books as a housekeeperLike Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>218163605that explains why japs don't shag
>>218163669First time I got my dick sucked it took like 30-40 mins to cum I think. I sprayed the room though unironically.>>218163696I don't get the point of JAV, its fucking censored, why do they do this?
>>218162634Nothing. Ever. Happens.
don't know why i stopped going on /fit/, fat people hate is based
>>218163715i have never, ever came from having my dick suckednot even when i was like 17 and not wanking at all because I was having sex every day
>>218163721fat people should be arrested desu
>>218163715you've seen one pussy you've seen the lot, most don't watch porn to see a penis pump a vagina
mad that people can watch stuff like that peirs morgan vs nick fuentes debate, i cant even look a picture of either of them without being put off, both got this perpetual smug look on their faces that indicates neither of them are particularly thoughtful individuals and they look sickening. hurts my stomach, thankfully haven't met too many people like this irl but i have met a few and kept far away from them
>>218163728Think that's the 1 case where getting circumcised absolutely serves a purpose
>>218163728>i have never, ever came from having my dick suckedthat¨s on the girls
>>218163728Are you circumcised? That's weird...>>218163751not really pussies are very different, why don't they just ban porn? The cesnored shit is stupid
>>218163768>>218163770dunno about thati just don't find getting my dick sucked that appealingbut i would always cum from doggy because it's fit to see a fat arse when you're shagging
>>218163761I like Nick he's smart and funny
>>218163761me mum thing was funny
>>218163796he's anti-semitic no?
Give me some of those sexy Venezuelan refugees. LATINA BOOTY!
>>218163823Yeah
>>218163721weird that those threads are mostly about fat womeni would think that a mostly male board would draw inspiration from hating fat men
>>218163796he's got a sickeningly smug face, if you like watching that then you probably have a sickeningly smug face too and it's just normal to you
Dollhouse melty
>>218163830i think being fat is more of a moral failing for women than it is for men because as a woman literally all you have to do is be attractive and they couldn't even manage thatfurthermore, fat women are much more obnoxious and delusional about being fat
Materialism seems to be rather silly
>>218163830most of fit is fat men
>footsie with the bottle under the table as the lasses giggle alongJAV production and direction is just on another level. I can get off to earlier that alone and never to a clip a pumping pure action. and heck it's easy to fill in the "gaps". viewers are getting off to the moment and physical sensation of wagging their third leg
>>218163849People love shiny new things
>>218163868I mean in a meta physical sense
we got em
>>218163863>>218163784*
>>218163785With you, as a phimosis man especially, not much to look at with a bj, kind of a compromising face they have to make too GLOGLOGLOG. But, no, I'm a virgin again, this was from the deep past. Barely remember any of it honestly.
>>218163874Name one materialist
>>218163892Dawkins
>>218163874more of an arse man myself
>>218163907Never heard of him
clues have been gained https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7a2nmWVf5g
>>218163881never watched so idk...porn is bad anyways
>>218163918fella invented evolution
love are catberg, he's such a little man
Sir Tony Blair
Feel like the longer you go without porn, the more vanilla your horniness becomes. Nice leggy woman with big but not very big tits. They say women find certain kinds of men attractive when they're ovulating and other kinds when they're not, guys have to have some of that going on too based on nut timing.
>>218163994what is that Demon up to these days
smart girl this one, pretty do. Might ask her on a date
they used to call me Rorkeremember me
>>218163849the alternatives also seem silly desu
>>218163997trvke
Laker girls lunch date, sponsored by Carl's Jr.jpgUSA military parade, sponsored by Coinbase.mp4Russia invades Ukraine, cut to commercial about Applebees restaurant.webm
Just had a shave. Clean shaven this year. Always.
>>218163994Sir Toe Nibbler
cleaned shaven arse. always
shaved me toe 'airs
>>218164045Back to Mumbai.
>>218164010bet she's a genius
>>218163997Depends on how you use it, the way most people go about it is to go to the most extreme, biggest tits, widest hips, loudest moans, the most vulgar that overwhelms your senses with a violent and ugly confusion that is easily mistaken for pleasure. But it's also true as your horniness increases your appriciation of the subtilities of the female body improves. It's an underused tool really
I made a poo pie. Me and a friend across the street collected up dog poos and used an old casserole dish to stir up the ‘mixture’.
What the fuck?
>>218164121mental init mate
>>218164110anita singh looks like bloody gollum, of course shes mad
>>218164110aaand I hate her
what is it with continentals and posting anime
Bunny tried jumping on the couch but slipped
>i have never, ever came from having my dick sucked>not even when i was like 17 and not wanking at all because I was having sex every day
>>218164137you threw him and are making an elaborate story to cover your tracks. cats are some of the most agile creatures on this planet. dont talk shite again
>>218164132not really part of the continent is it?
would love to go to one of those yank black churches where they all sing and dance, those look belter
honestly mad that women dont hate men more than they do
>>218164167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh-oge3eaUg
>>218164149Nyooooom
doing the classic sleep schedule fix by staying up, back to toil on monday.wouldnt be able to sleep anyway due to dread and illness
>>218164179lol
>>218164167*calls you sugar*
Running a mountain
honestly mad the goyim dont hate jews more than they do
>>218164167>>218164197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJJqrUaiFIalways reminds me of this kek
mental how blacks and many natives carry on with the religion their oppressors forced them to convert to. Ah yes this is the religion of that man that whips me and keeps me chained up, better believe in that
Drank last night for the first time in a month and have had deja vu all day.
The Windrush generation built Britain
>>218164167>those look belter
>>218164179
>>218164222That's how Europe's pagans got converted too.
>>218164247lol
>>218164249yeah but that was ages ago and they'd get killed if they didn't. slavery and native conversion schools were only a few generations ago really
>>218164249we wuz demons n shit
>>218164266Really only a few generations away from something, I'll get back to you on this post. Got something here I know it
>>218164222Stranger how the religion of the oppressed managed to convert Rome
poo pie make your hair curl
>>218164287what's up? x
looking back at it yu-gi-oh really was the superior japanese children's cartoonPokemon came out on top, but yu-gi-oh was just better really
>>218164222they dont have anything else to fall back on
START doing this
alright you can't be posting that now come on
>>218164222enslaving them had nothing to do with christianity
>>218164212what do you think of this banner for the new site
>>218164287I want this girl in every way
>>218164357natives were sent to christian schools as a part of it all actually
goodbye horses
Understand that for tim mealtimes and posting about them on x are some of his few pleasures but getting that big can't be healthy especially for someone with mobility problems
used to work with a fit muslim girl who used to fancy meSometimes imagine what life would've been like had we got together, having to integrate in to a 'slim family and all that
>>218164343um
>>218164359That's an impersonator
>>218164357yes it did, the spanish put any native they could find into slavery because it was seen as ok to enslave non christians (actually holding back from converting them for awhile to keep the system going)
>>218164343umm
>>218164367didnt know that
>>218164388why wouldn't it be okay to enslave people?
>>218164402>>218164402>>218164402
