I did the gay little fag test by women about omegaverse shit, and I got "Independent Omega" and "Loner Alpha." But I don't like any of that shit, I'm a sigma male. Foids are truly incapable understanding the sigma mindset. If some fujoshi slut asks me what omegafag I am, I'll tell that bitch I'm a sigma. What omegafag do you get in your cunt: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/15192538/Accurate-Omegaverse-Quiz-100-Guarantee
>>218163347the last time i did that test it implied that i was submissive and breedable and i got so mad i got up and put my brother in a headlock and so my parents started making me pay rent
>Haha girls are so dumb and stupid, let's take one of their silly little tests, totally just as a joke though I swear I don't actually careMoids.
>>218163449Damn, happens to the best of us. Keep your chin up.>>218163518Holy shit KYS you absolute fucking tranny.
>>218163347>sigma male
>>218163347This is the gayest online quiz i have ever taken bro. Did a middle schooler make this shit? Here's my result."As a Soft Alpha, you exercise that need for control instinctive to all Alphas, but you do so in a way that isn't brash or harsh. This makes you a natural leader that's also well-liked.You are a people pleaser at heart, and you cry if you think someone doesn't like you. You did all the therapy and now feel the need to therapy others.You were an arts kid, and wholeheartedly expected to get Submissive Omega in this test.Should you enter the work force, we recommend going into therapy, law, landscaping, farming, or even politics should that tickle your fancy!A Soft Alpha is most compatible with a Flirty Beta, Loner Alpha, Caring Beta, Independent Omega, and a Submissive Omega."i like this result thoughbeit
>>218163347Idk boss this quiz was really autistic but the result is fairly accurate I guess
>>218163347This test fucking sucks
>>218163347>Independent Omega" and "Loner Alpha."I think that just means you're an autistic Homosexual Switch
>>218163663>You are mentally ill and transgender >You cannot be trusted around kidsKek now I suddenly like this test
>>218163663>In short you are mentally ill and transgenderFUCKING KEKKKKKKKK
>>218163663Can you scroll down what does the rest say
>>218163347>open quiz>stuck at first question
>>218163676It means I'm a neurotypical sigma male top and you're a stupid little bottom pinoy and probably a beta. This is my main problem with this test; it implies that you're a little sped bitch for not being an overtly dickish psychopath, which is how all foids view men.
>>218163633>and you cry if you think someone doesn't like youYou do this? Pussy.
>>218163776ok no never i dont care about that unless its a breakup or something. i will admit i have cried after a breakup
>>218163347I'm a catgirl or a doggirl?
>>218163957I skipped this one because I don't have any friends and I don't want to ask the few acquaintances I have such a gay question
>>218163980answer me
>>218163518SPBP. OP is a clueless simp-lite that doesn't realize he's still an utter baby in his chudcel journey
>>218163982Catgirl
>>218163998thanks, terrible quiz, never post again.anyway, got this shit
>>218163732i chose all of them
>>218164190The true sigma's choice, mucho respecto. To be honest with you I didn't know some of the options were multiple choice.
>>218163663Kat?
>>218163740You ain't big dog enough lil bro. Selected the most retarded criminal ooga booga mentality shit and finally got this. Whoever made this seems to really get asspressed over that gypsy tate faggot and I kept getting the "andrew" version but if anyone actually acted like this they'd be imprisoned or beaten immediately
>he's not a gamma male
>>218163633Still not as gay as Myers-Briggs personality types
I got a submissive omega, maybe i guess.
>>218165706Wings status?
That was fucking retarded.
why are so many of you guys breedable i was expecting more "loner alpha" types
>>218165940idk what wings mean tbdesu
>>218166125he's implying that you are a transexual
>>218166154oh, im not trans thoughi did have thoughts in the past though, but im not planning on trooning out tbdes
I got stoic omega
>>218166031I got independent omega the first time, but then I changed my moving destination from the USA to Mongolia and I got alpha. I'm taking that as the real and only answer because it doesn't make sense to move to a country you're already in.
you can tell a woman made it because you can't mind your own business without it being some sort of subconscious plot that actually you need someone to take care of youi am perfectlyfine onmy own tyvm
>>218163347Kek I see how they got this. The funny part is, 3 of the career fields mentioned are things I have worked in.
>>218166363Women are incapable of being left alone or happily living without some form of validation or attention, so it makes sense that they would extrapolate this logic to men as well in their fanfiction.
>>218166503>get therapy50 years ago they would probably nag you to death to go confess to the priest for 2 hours every fucking sunday because they do it themselves and feel good about it so surely it's the solution to all problems (nevermind that their lives don't change in the slightest after getting this addiction)my grandmother was certainly like thisstill don't know how priests didn't massively off themselves
>>218163347Anon, this is the gayest/woman quiz of all times, there's no way you don't like boys
>>218166564I have jerked off to many femboys but that's unrelated, I found out about the quiz through a streamer I watch.
>>218166503>What if men were... le womenThis is literally the exact plot of the omegaverse why are you mad about it just ignore it if you don't like it
>>218166654>femboysThat's tranny territory nigga
>>218166986I deliberately avoid the trans ones. Both are haram for you thoughever so don't worry about it. It's mostly 2D anyways.
>>218166363I also basically said I like to mind my own business and it said I'm alpha >>218163662Seems like a skill issue
>>218166550Is this why so many priests were gay?
Why does nobody score as a beta I thought according to this universe like 80% of people are betas or something
>>218167087As I said before It's like one or two questions that differentiate loner alpha from omega whatever. It's not a skill issue it's the test itself.
>>2181671541. People dislikes being associated with npc2. The only people here are social rejects3. Beta (normies/normalfags) don't participate in these quizzes
>>218163347This test was so bad. How are any of these questions actually telling what you would be?
>>218167154>>218167203No, it's brcause the test is terrible. One of the questions literally is how you like the quiz so far. I bet if you press no it gives you omega out of spite or something
>>218167383>"do you like my quiz?">"no">"well you must be a sissy faggot, enjoy getting pregnant"kinda based
>>218167383I also pressed no and it still said I'm alpha. You might just need to accept that you're breedable
>>218167383I pressed the yes I'm excited because it's the closest thing to yeah ok and it gave me omega
>>218167656I did some research, and alphas can get gregnant too. So don't get so cocky.
>>218167910I just looked it up and it said only the female alphas (?) get pregnant but males don't. If you're assuming I'm female then you're probably female and thus breedable.
>>218168115If there are female alphas then what the fucks the point of the omegaverse I thought women didn't exist in this. If you're assuming I'm a female then you're the female, retard. Don't forget I outrank you.
>>218167357>caring betatight and docile
>>218168665Actually, scratch that last part, since I'm sigma I exist outside rank structures. I don't outrank you, but I do top you because that's my own sigmatic volition. But seriously why are there women, are there omega females? Do they get double pregnant?
>>218168837>just now realizing that none of this makes sense
>>218168837I don't think the women are really important in the stories they goon to but maybe I'm wrong. I went to one of their foid gooning sites and looked at the tags on the stories (I'm not gonna actually read them cause low attention span) but some of them were like MMMMMMF or whatever. This makes me think there's one female character for the foid to self-insert as who watches all the guys have gay sex.
>>218169137So, they only exist to be cuckqueans? Fucking fujoshis.
Lone alpha wolf saaar
>>218169253excellent, your izzat shall be transferred soon
the fuck is an omega
>>218163732I chose tender and I got loner alpha
>>218169447Mpreg.
>>218163347is this you or is idolizing this character widespread incel thing? >>>/pol/525011865
>>218169447If you cum in an omega's ass he gets pregnant (women goon to this)
>>218169822The filenames are different which is interesting
>>218163347Too fucking long
>>218170002That's what she said.
I tried to answer like the giga ChadThey got some wild answers in there haha
>>218163663based fujos
>>218163347>You're most compatible with Caring Beta, Flirty Beta, Submissive Alpha, and Soft Alpha. But don't let that stop you, Loner Alpha.
>>218163347I got independent omega.
>>218170878my full results
independant omega
>>218163347The test is just an insult. It figures out whether you are outgoing or not, dominant or submissive, nerdy vs practical and then it hits you with the opposite result. It's like those tumblrina made backhanded revenge like personality tests on OkCupid before they were deleted from the site. But that was like years ago.
>>218163347I got Flirty Beta and honestly for something so clearly made by a foid the description was in parts creepily accurate, especially how I'm the type to sit alone in a coffee shop just to get a glance at the cute barista, or that I'd be a good construction worker
>>218169822It's a common reaction image, used to be use in response to ruined trips or quads.
>>218163347I got loner alpha, I didn't understand quite a few questions, I don't even know what omegaverse is.
>>218170046Kek they literally assign omega as a punishment for people doing things they don't like this is just a convoluted version of a girl calling you gay whenever you disagree with them
>>218163663*sends alpha pheromones your way*
>>218163347Spot on...
>>218163347Where my Flirty Betas @ ?
>>218163347Too many questions and answers didnt understand :^|
>if you are doing a kahootWhat the fuck is a kahoot?
>>218180339me from finland me no understand
>>218163663>In short, you are mentally ill. And transgender.>You cannot be trusted around kids.hahahaha
>>218180465It's what we do in school instead of learning anything
>>218182359>weunderaged b&?
>>218163347Apparently the majority of the people who took this test are trans sissy bottoms. I think there might be a bias here.
>>218183668anon this test is made for women and gay people what else would you expect the results to be
>>218183764It's still too convenient that it would be the most common answer obviously the creator did it on purpose.
>>218163347why are you idiots even doing any of t... >>218163663this was not made by a fujo, ok i am taking this
>>218174452Bro's just mad cause he's breedable
>>218170878Same, where's my alpha gf to be malewife to foids hmmmm?
>>218184395What did you get?
welp, any caring betas, flirty betas or submissive alphas here? we all know /int/ is a dating app.
>>218185008Breedable confirmed.
>>218185056nigga i got loner alpha like most autists hereaccording to whatever fujos and /tttt/ers whcih made that shit, i am most compatible with those i mentioned
>>218163347Wow, a ton of submissive and breedable anons here.The current state of this board makes sense now.
>>218185008I'm loner alpha and my close female friend is a flirty beta who wants my dick but she's a slut
I’d rather torture myself with ordinal theory and transfinite arithmetic than this stupid shit again. At least the Greek letters mean something in the former. Fuck you, OP.
>>218185665Let me guess, you got submissive and breedable?
>>218185834Independent Omega.
Fuck off bitches, leave me alone
>>218185864Breedable
>>218185665should of said you liked the quiz
Loner Alpha as well I suppose.But my god that was some cringe uwu ass tumblr shit. The gf might find it funny though.
>>218186225>should of
How would you guys react if you had a fujishi gf and she said you seem like a breedable omega?
>>218186286well then you should of said you shnork mimi'd>>218186432beat her
>Independent OmegaIs the Omega higher than Alpha?
>>218186557Sorry to tell you this but omega is the lowest on the chain. It means you're breedable.
>taking a personality test to determine which fake category you're inChrist, you people are cooked. I feel so bad for the wolf scientist who put out that alpha and beta shit as a mistake.
What Kind of stupid fcking questions and some dont even have none as option, i dont read fanfics so how am i supposed to answer where i read them if i dont?
>>218186675>>218186709>t. The Bred
>>218186744>He's not taking a personality test for women, how gay!Christ, you people are COOKED.
>>218163663Dogshit test anyway
>>218186787It takes like 4 minutes and you can just google the questions you don't understand
>>218187629You could shove a lightbulb up your ass in less than 10 seconds if you really wanted to, that doesn't make it less gay.I swear, you people don't have a shred of human dignity left.
lmao all the omegafaggots copingthis will be the stupidest thing i have ever written in this god forsaken site that is not trolling, but, i do believe there was research behind it
>>218187693That sounds extremely painful tho
>>218187697That is the stupidest thing you've ever written dumbass faggot the "research" in question was watching supernatural and yaoi on repeat while the roastie who made this was schlickin it and calling men gay on twitter
>>218187697You're a fag for taking the test, and a retard for falling for that alpha/beta crap.
>>218187713Who cares?
>>218187787Your doc
>>218187799>american doctors caring about painheh
>>2181877134U
>>218187787>he didn't reply "4u"newfag
>>218187880>NON MEME BASED COMMUNICATION AAAAHow degenerate.
Are we still baneposting in 20XX?
>>218187920I am, but that's just because I'm a bit higher class than the other posters around here.
>>218187920Of course!
>>218188112KEK
>>218186432Girlfriend?
>>218180029>>218175523
>>218184395fujos and shotacons intermingle. They're practically the same thing.
>>218163663>in short you are mentally ill and transgenderBODIED THAT FREAK
How much izzat do I get for this?
>>218190297Solid result, it means you're not breedable and thus a real man
>>218187920Somebody get this hothead out of here
I'm too scared to take it, I don't want to get pregnant bros
>>218190655Did you take it?
>>218191213I got Loner Alpha, although personally I think I'm much more sociable than I think this test gives me credit for
i dont read fanfic and have no idea what this means
>>218185864I got this too. This test is gay and was made by a 14 year old pooner with some form of autism
caring beta loner alphadon't you dare reply to me ok
>>218191676>>218191699>>218191812Breedable
>>218191845Betas aren't breedable retard.
>>218191856>Betas aren't breedableSays the beta male
>>218163663sweden YES
>>218191873I'm a sigma male.
>>218163663>Take a test to judge how alpha you are>It just straight-up calls you an insane tranny freak pedophile
>>218170878>>218171088I retook the test and got these results the second time around.
>>218163347>indpendent omegaHAHAHApoint at this fucking faggot and laughyou basically got 'single mother'
>>218192126I misread one of the questions, I retook it and got Loner Alpha.
>>218190297>light modeNegative izzat
>>218163449So this is the luck of the irish?
Did you faggots actually ask a friend about whether you were catgirls or doggirls?
>>218193185No, I just selected "some other animal" I don't have any friends
>>218163347This is a data farming thread with an IP-grabbing link, shan't be engaging.
>>218193694Exactly what data could you get from this? What is Kash Patel going to do with your omegaverse information?
>>218193811breed you
>>218193821Fortunately, I'm a loner alpha. And more than likely the FBI is an independent omega.
>>218163518We played into their game like a damn fiddle
I'm an independent omega. That"s honorary alpha, right?
>>218194714Honorary alpha except you can get bregnant.
>>218194876damn.....
Loner alpha which is basically sigma.
>>218163347what are friends?
>>218197021Catgirl then
>>218163347Imma da Zigma Longer Dragon AlphaDawg Male.
