Reading list edition
ah shit i don't have my /lit/ shitpost images saved
Reading this when the thing I'm computing finishes.
just ripped ass
>>218166425compute yourself some BITCHES my guy
>>218166426Hate this termI also hate the term "farted"We should just say "passed gas"
listening to the entire poopfist lp
>>218166446PRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
Miller Grove thread
Going to try to get a job at the local nature preserve. I would be paid minimum wage but I'd also get my own lodging free of charge. I just deeply regret getting into EMS work and want out as soon as possible
Extraordinary judicial powers.
any nerds wanna explain how we went from simple single cellular life to sexual intercourse?
>>218166468hope it works out anon, working in a nature preserve sounds super peaceful even if the pay is shit. my brother tried getting into the National Parks service but they wanted at least a Masters degree.
inform me about air force onedoes the thing always fly and only lands once a week to refuel?
I think all internet slang words, such as "based", "ragebait", "trolling", "glaze", etc. Are infantile and using them actively reduces your verbal IQ
Some 35+ years after first encountering the game I finally beat Zelda II tonight. I first saw it being played by one of my dad's friends. I wonder how long it took her to beat it back then? It took me almost ten hours as a veteran video gamer. But I know she did beat it. I guess she would have been about 25 at the time. Young people today probably wouldn't believe the story of a woman in her 20s beating a fairly hard NES game in 1989. She was the first "gamer" I ever knew. Wish I could have a chat with her now.
that's some pretty based ragebait, my guy. but you trolling for sure, everyone say "glaze" these days
>>218166491>glazeDidn't realize this a recent term
>>218166491PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Millions of people are experiencing acute stress reactions because a foreign dictatorship's armed forces have failed to perform to their expectations. I must stress that I have no idea what causes a person to emotionally invest in American failure like this-- it's such a psychologically dark trait and they're going to be disappointed and angry for their entire life. And yet this is totally conventional cultural wisdom for people under 30. Like what the fuck are we doing? You're going to spend your life upset a wall of AK fire didn't materialize on behalf of your emotional support dictator? And every single person is like this. I'm bored. Why not just give up?
unc thinks slang is mid
In this world, there are fuckers and there are fuckees and I am a fuckee.
>>218166382potesne latine dicere?
>>218166505I'm much younger but I feel the same way about games I couldn't get past as a kid. I remember trying to play dark souls 2 as a retarded kid and could never get past the forest of fallen giants. I also didn't understand you had to use the Emerald Herald to level up but in my defense you have to talk to her like 4 times just to get the option
>>218166440Funny you should say that, I'm actually downloading a pornographic video.
Stayed up too late award
closing time
Just lost 10 dollars on online gamblingAMA
>>218166551dark souls 2 was terrible but every other dark souls + bloodborne + elden ring was fabulous. why is that?
>>218166598
>>218166557man it's crazy that computers transform a bunch of symbols into an asian girl lapping up cum out of another asian girl's ass and drooling it into her mouth
>>218166598what is your favorite shakespearean sonnet
>>218166551I was the same way with Zelda II as a kid. I only ever saw maybe 10% of the game, just continually screwing around with the early areas.I did manage to get past the first palace, I think. I found a lot of the game rather spooky and didn't like going into the palaces. I just wanted to explore the overworld and towns. I had longer attempts over the years, but for whatever reasons I never got much past mid-game before something else took my attention. The game starts to feel rather un-Nintendo after about the half-way point. Starts to remind me more of a Taito game.
leonardo isn't on whitepages, guess ill check some other sites
>>218166612True, it's impressive that a metal box full of rocks and dead dinosaurs with lightning channeling through it can do all that it does.
>>218166602Troubled development but even then the DLC'S aren't that great either. >>218166628I dunno what that means so I will say Macbeth
Drinking in the park agin
>>218166537latine loqui possum - quodam proprio modo, nam perdiu neque scripsi neque legi
>>218166663get a job
I deserved to win the 1.8 billion dollar powerball. I would have spent it better than that faggot in Arkansas
>>218166684
I look at the comments on twitter sometimes and think "damn people is stupid"
I might take a shower in the next few days
goodnight
This is the way we areThis is the way we rollCuz every day we are a peso
Can't sleep
clair obscur is really good im on ng+ but i feel like im skipping alot of scenes to get the new content. They really need to make a dlc the game & story is a masterpiece export from france
Yes I was molested, no I’m not going to therapy. NEXT!
fuck unions
anyone here take risperidone injections
>>218166822
It fucking stinks in here
>>218166846Tell your mom to close her legs
time for a victory beer, cellar temp
>>218166846like what?
>>218166861THAT'S VIOLENT YOU'RE VIOLENT
>>218166871cigarettes and depression
Next up: Iron Sword.
What the fuck is this?
>be me>order supplement>it won't arrive until jan 13-19I'll be fucking dead by then
>>218166898Looks like the video game Death Stranding
i'm trans and gay and chinese
>>218166888Just eat. How can you be depressed when you won in venezuela? Aren’t you getting a bunch of money now from oil?
>>218166898Stupid game
>>218166938Done had oil money. Want something cleaner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7XAQNRn638
Nonwhites talk about "human rights" for the same reason women talk about equality. They know they will lose a fair competition, so they pivot to moralistic lectures to trick the stronger opponent into handicapping himself and choosing to lose.
someone lmk what the last 4 digits of leonardo's number are i wanna know if i found the right person
>>218167103He types shit like this then cries about "the holocaust" lmao
>>218167111what are you trying to do
>>218167157ruin his life obviously
>>218167111who the fuk is leonardos
>>218167175thats against the rules sir
>>218167111How the fuck would I know his phone number? His LinkedIn didn't display it
sending my dick pick to leonardo
>January 4th already
>>218167329boohoo nigga
my top 5 dick picks of the 2026 season
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
>>218167447lol
guess I'll go to bed...
Turn my head it's back to bed with no delay
Shooting a jet of laminar flow diarrhea into the terlit
sick of all the mice in my house
>>218167839can i shoot some ropes in it after you are done?
>>218167868Will they also be laminar flow jets
>>218167882it can be whatever you want if im able to shoot my ropes
>>218167908are you spiderman
>>218167944in certain ways
it's impressive how much of a shithole the midwest is
>>218168018the midwest would be great if it weren't for all the midwesterners
anxiety is making me feel dizzy again
the perfect time to play division 1 was black fridaythe perfect time to play division 2 is on jan 6
>>218168033I can't talk to British people, you're all homos
i always fail cum countdowns
>>218168124I'm not britishsee my namefaggery
high af on weed rn
>>218168162can't talk to namefags, you're all homos
>>218168161i cum on demand
>>218167661Uncomfortable truth
>>218168382rude
>>218168436What are you doing in the United Kingdom
>>218166382>and uhh...maybe ill try homelessness because umm...like, suffering gives meaning to life or something. translation: my life's a mess and i want to come off like i know what im talking about before i kill all these kids and top myself. sorry guys!https://analytics.opensyllabus.org/record/works?work_query=Chinese+literature
>>218168455making university undergraduate girls uncomfortable
theres nothing wrong with eating poop
worship that little faggot. even though he's an idiot he was still smarter than a majority of you. worship that little dicked b*tch
i love FBI drama show on AXN
>>218168509NiiiiceShag status?
>For four months, the US military prepared for the capture of Nicolás Maduro. The elite Delta Force unit trained for this in a replica of the Venezuelan president's residence in Kentucky.Based, I could have joined. Played this game like crazy.
fk is a zog apologist? how sad
>>218168728you cant be trusted around his wife you would have been licking her feet at the first chance
>>218168949No she’s groce and old
odds jerk offeven clean room
didnt sleep again i cant keep living this way
FUCK ME
>>218169106french women when they see anything that moves
https://youtu.be/DE0CVDDhgksShe must be protected at all costs
>>218169142I must be -275°c then
>>218169168cover your belly button whore
>>218167019I want thorium reactors and nuclear ordinance but we can’t always have what we want immediately.
Gonna give birth to a big brown piece of shit later
Meaningful discussions on discord
/b/ namefag i used to flirt with still posts
>>218169919Uhhh ok??
Elon Musk’s xAI model “Grok” puts innocent women in bikinis. If you don’t see why that’s problematic you’re part of the bigger issue.
>>218168623birds = shagged
Chyna demands the immediate release of Maduro.Yeah won’t happen buddy now fuck off
futacock
FK being smuggled to /cum/ court for his life long crimes against /cum/
Invade Mexico, Canada, and then China.
>>218170571nigga finna bout drop a :fire: :skull: diss track
I miss Taiwan
Just found out about Venezuela. How'd they do it so fast? Why don't we just do that to like Kim Jong Un or whatever?
straight up jorkin my shit boys
>>218170862Why?
>>218170883just felt like it innit
The song Crazy Story has the lines, "Now I sneak up, crouching like a tiger, like Snoop off The Wire," which would lead one to believe that King Von has seen The Wire. But I find it very hard to imagine King Von sitting down and watching an HBO show, and even if he did then a lot of the show's themes must have been completely lost on him
>>218170792Bro SAME!!Just get some biandang for 80NTD with pork chop and rice, a shmaccin heysong (was groce to me at first but then grew on me).At night get fucced up on Taiwan Beer and fried chicken
feel like cutting off my ears and nose
>>218171486You actually don’t You’re only saying that for shock value
>>218171500i do!!!! you dont know whats going on in my life
got banned from /v/ for complaining about some brown dog spamming goshpedo's favorite content (that violates us law)
>>218169709these depraved, insane, retarded freaks are probably happier than I am
been up since 2 pm yesterday gonna try to fix my sleep
>>218171461Honestly I am glad I picked Taiwan over Japan because man it was wild. I think the wildest shit was my Uber driver who took me to the airport to leave was so chill. He asked me question about Massachusetts
>>218171842Their lives will probably end more miserably at least
The names Leslie, Kelly and Lauren were all masculine before they started to take over
my daily affirmations:[this space intentionally left blank]
>>218172562this art evokes a visceral feeling of disgust from me.
ok so I just got back from the store to get myself a soda and I saw something so fucking bullshit it's making me seethe for the rest of the day. and yea it's about incel things
>>218172875elaborate
ok so Im in the beverageslop aisle looking for Drpepper but they're out of stock so I get some pepsi instead. this is an important detail because if I didnt stay looking around for it I would have missed the following flabberghasting scene. anyway this inbred looking greasy hair lanklet comes around wearing a mismatch of fisherman jacket and unwashed sweatpants and I see with him the finest looking most angelic faced redhead ever following him to the energy drink section. And this motherfucker is like lecturing her on something and I eavesdrop on their conversation and he says"you better not steal it from me this time" while pointing at a monster can are youfucking kidding me explain this bullshit to me foids
>>218173066redheads have extremely low self-esteem.that's why they disproportionately date niggerkini hope this clears things up for you
Another pooptastic morning
>>218173066shouldn’t this empower you to learn that women aren’t universally chadsexual and will be attracted sometimes to an ugly inbred freak
My parents sent me to school in a fisherman's jacket with sharktooth buttons
I'd rather stick my cock in a blender and drink my own pureed cock than play this fucking game! ASSSS!
hello. time for church
>>218173159They are attracted to anyone who is tall
>>218173306Hi can you pray for me
>>218173128>>218173159I want to drop out of society and do a lethal dose of heroine
>>218173353will do!
>>218173377posted it again award
>>218173353>>218173387*any specific intentions?
>>218173159>>218173327People on this website seem to really underestimate confidence/personality ie "rizz" as the young kids call it. Being tall and attractive doesn't automatically get you pussy.
i really hate this genre of youtube video where it’s an alt girl being quirky into her webcam in her bedroom. there are a thousand of these bitches and they’re always getting recommended to me it makes me want to kill
>>218173508looks like a troon
>>218173407I have bad anxiety
i want to put my penis in a woman's vagina
>>218173491nigga some unkept slob who gets petty over a 2 euros caffeine can is pounding 10/10 redhead pussy on a daily. and you're here making posts. dont date girls nigger just keep posting
>>218173529will do anon. god bless!
Had a dream i was a mail man and i got robbed by a future doctor after dark because the stupid open doors made me an easy target
Why didn't Maduro just summon a Susanoo and get out of dodge?
>>218174088Trump gave him the option of leaving for Turkey but he said no and did the Harlem shake on tv instead
>>218173942Thank you
>believe in God>Pray for thing>It doesn't happen>Don't believe in God>Pray for thing>It doesn't happen
>>218173508stopping watching them then?
Only 8 bagel bites in this box, wtf
First Sunday of the new year, lets go
>>218174117LMFAO he actually did
just ate 5 eggs
Business idea: Venezuelan refugees that are women between the ages of 16 to 25 and are not overweight or obese
>>218175901Counter-offer: they can be overweight if they have big tits
>>218166382i read 140 books last year and i don't remember any of them, only that i liked themthe master and margarita was my favourite
>>218166382Chinese literature is painful to read in English>Yinzheng Li met Yonzheng Lu>Yongzheng looked and him, before speaking "Yinzheng, do you know what Yunzheng did at the imperial court? He changed his name to Yunzhang as he ascended the throne.">Yunzhang suddenly entered flanked by Yonjing and Yenzhang LiShit filters me, I have to keep double checking the names, especially if they start using only their surname.
the whole Venezuela thing is hilarious>Trump takes out the dictator fucking up the country>Venezuelans there and abroad are celebrating>fat librul white women and faggots are like NOOOOOOO, how could you?
me, I don't care about anything going on in the Americas south of Colorado
>>218176051I'm not convinced the man gives a fuck about the venezuelan peoples' suffering, and he never said that was his motivation.Personally I think Venezuela belongs to England.
>>218176051Mayor of NYC issued a statement bitching about it, implying the Venezuelans there didn't like or it affects them badly o algo.
>>218176051The hilarious thing is Trump offered Maduro safe passage to Turkey and in return Maduro offered to give up all oil rights as long as he could stay in power
corrwondrin' wt the gfberg doin'
>>218176126I guess Trump didn't feel like negotiating anymore
I watched Barbarella last nightJane Fonda was hot as fuck holy god damn
mentali have sum of best views in london from my windowin the suburbs so wide open sky above a treelinebut there a gap in the skylime wear you see the skyspcrapers of londonand it all looks incredible at dusk when the sky reddens and the clouds get a weird nostalgic hue to them and the lights are popping up on the sky scrapers as the day dimsand the trees turn to black silhouettes against the greying skyand it all gets very emotionaltruly bogglin
whats the plan with Venezuela
and especially when appropriate good music in backgroundtodayloveless by my bloody valentinelove that albumjust bleeds emotion wivout actually saying anyfingall in the soundscapes of the guitar which are like in that kind of half space between boards of canada and like rock music (e.g. jesus mary chain)
What's the sauce on the gifs used in lusychat ads here? Asking for my dick
When I'm rich I'm using my private jet to take /cum/ to spring break in Florida
I ate one sandwich yet I am flossing my gums to death to get them to stop itching and hurting (ensuring they will hurt more the next few days) and I keep coming up with tiny bits of gunk and weird gum gravel even though I JUST clean flossed yesterday and this was just a regular sandwich without any suspicious gravel in it
Might be time to smoke marijuana and get high and play some video games
>>218176700This with a cheeky goon sesh and maybe a glass of vodka on icePerfect Sunday
>>218176656dont use flossuse interdental sticks
>British person>Giving dental advice
i'm thinking of buying ps5 but i'm afraid i won't be using it that much because i'm not a big gamer
>>218176700>>218176754what a life
back from church>>218174136i prayed for you anon
i say the n word when no ones around
slam the fart
>>>/wsg/6065290
im tired
my penis be low key juicy and throbbing
In medieval folklore, one of the ways to know that you were speaking to an elemental spirit such as a fairy/fae, and not a real human, was to count the number of fingers on their hands. They were often said to have the wrong number of fingers.In AI generated images, one of the biggest problems that they used to have was getting the number of fingers right.
>>218166468>. I just deeply regret getting into EMS work and want out as soon as possibleWhy did you see messed up shit?
>>218177542chilling
>>218177542Pick yo daughter up Thursday. Or we gone have a problem.
Are you going to achieve those goals you set for yourself this year?
The English occultist and spy John Dee used an obsidian scrying mirror which he got from the Aztecs to communicate with demons.The Aztecs were practicioners of black magic and this is why they did so many human sacrifices. They did more human sacrifices than any other civilization except perhaps the Canaanites and Carthaginians.
ey chicano
Grok, generate an image of Red Foreman from that '70s show inserting his foot into Hyde's ass.
>>218176123He's right it's a violation of international lawTrump is also a dictator like Maduro and yet you don't see other countries sending special ops to assassinate him to liberate usBecause they respect our sovereignty as a nation.
>>218177959Politics are irrelevant. It's not real. It's just words and pictures on a screen. It's like a big play that the Masonic global elites put on.They even say it themselves.>the global STAGE>the THEATER of warit's all fake
>>218177561No not really. It's just I am tired of the night shifts, the truck checks, the pointless calls, the constant stress, the paperwork, really just everything about the job. It's better than most shift-work jobs but that's not a high bar to pass.
>>218177844absolutely not
>>218178076There is this horror movie about the night shift at a morgue and they have to pick up the dead bodies from the EMS and one of the dead bodies is possessed by a demon.
>>218178028Yeah I remember my first time smoking weed
My morning songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyP0Sy9KFf0
>>218178122The mortuary assistant? it's a video game
>>218178130I haven't smoked weed in many years.
Reminder: I still haven't met anyone who hates Trump irl.
What is a reasonable price for an exorcism? How much would you pay for an exorcism?
yoghurt for lunch
>>218177844Didn't set anyI don't live with intention, I just exist
Amazon still hasn't shipped any of my packages Bezos is a nigger fuck him if I was in charge of an Amazon warehouse I'd work those wagies better than that bald prick ever could
>>218178240I honestly don't know anyone who does like him. He seems almost exclusively like someone overemotional Southerners and annoying people online likes.
Had a dream where I got a gf. Can't remember the specific circumstances on how we got together, but she asked my number and we started dating. When I started to wake up I remember saying "NOOOO IT WAS FAKE"
>stopped caring about current thing
>>218178376my amazon package arrived a week early today. I guess god just loves me
>>218178383Okay, let's stop sending you food, electricity, and gasoline.
>>218178283About tree fiddy
>>218178387i have unironically never had one of those gf dreams.
>>218178383If you've never met a Trump supporter, you probably live in an urban bubble
maybe it foretells my future
what do you guys think of adolf hitler?
>>218178422Are you personally a farmer or miner?
>>218178550never heard of him
>>218178550Big fan, shame how it ended
>>218178518I can give you a tarot reading if you'd like
>>218178550The more I learn about him the less I like him
>>218178550nice hair style
>>218178550>Be a fascist>Your ideology is rooted in the premise that might makes right>Fucking loses He sounds like a dumbass, and anyone who claims to be a fan of his is either an immature edgelord or is compensating for an utterly pathetic life.
>>218178550Jew
>>218178550Too moderate, he was controlled opposition
>>218178283Why would I pay for an exorcism when I can put on Gothic Girl by Dwellings and it's essentially the same thing
>>218178550What do you think about Tito? And Milosevic? And whoever the current guy is who looks like Chudjak
What do you think of William Afton?
I'm more than a walking dildoSo tired of woman treating me like a fuck machine, just because my dick is massive. It's like all they want from me is sex they don't see the human attached to the dick Any other chads have this problem?
>>218178663Big fan, shame how it ended
>>218178550a great but tragic man, he flew too close to the sun and paid the price
>>218178663He's the reason that the plot of every horror game's plot is that the monsters have murdered children's souls in them.
Ayo we finna kick this cancer in its butt you feel me?
I'm racist but I wouldn't mind a brown gf. Not black or Asian thoughever
>>218178556I would be working more labor jobs if you didn't vote in immigrants to take my jobs.
>>218178747>Not Asian
>>218178744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU
>>218178747I would go half-hispanic because your kids usually inherit non-brown eyes and pass as white.
>>218178797Have you applied to those jobs?
I'm racist but I wouldn't mind a white gf. Not american thoughever(I'm Black)
>>218178797Dey took er jobs Pipe down redneck we all know you're too busy dying of fent to hold down a job
>>218178809Why would you willfully create an asian mutt? The boys will turn into school shooters and the girls will get their throats dug out by porn jews at 18
>>218178835If I had kids I'd be sad if William Afton murdered them and put their souls in a pizza restaurant animatronic.
>>218178873who said you have to reproduce?
>>218178670Yeah I get this a lot fuck foids...
Why are zoomers so political? No one gave a fuck about politics ten years ago. I was in college at the time. I vaguely knew that Trump was running for president or something. I didn't care.
>>218178809WMAF is just way too common these days. Sorry but I will not be contributing to the problem. I also wouldn't date a north American native because their populations are already so low that I think they should just stick to their own people
>>218178651tito was a great leader objectively speaking but very anti-serbmilosevic is to blame the serbs lost every war in the 90svucic is a brilliant egomaniac and the best political option we currently have
I'm more than a walking craneSo tired of woman treating me like I'm an extended grabby arm snatch things at any height, just because I'm 6'9". It's like all they want from me is to grabbing things off the fridge or really high shelves they don't see the human attached to the towering formAny other chads have this problem?
>>218178963why do you care about what society thinks? if you happen to find someone who loves you for who you are, then marry her.
>>218178945because everyone is conditioned to believe that the world will end if their team doesn't win, so they have to care
>>218179003No I'm a hideous freak, but you have my sympathy
Bisexual women are extremely annoying
>>218178945>Why are zoomers so politicalBecause politics are important. It's literally life, death, money, rather or not you get to eat...
>>218179042Because Trump is the only one who speaks our minds.
>>218179094not really, not usually anyways
>no canadians postswhat happened?
>>218179123Trumptard screeching is spamming the thread.
>>218179094yea when someone says "I don't care about politics" what they are really saying is "I am in a privileged enough position to not care"
>>218179123Maybe we're invading so we turned off their internetz
Use this for the new
>>218179173why are we invading?
>>218179153>Privileged enough not to careSo what? You think you're gonna vote yourself into a position of privilege? Get a job
>>218179153It's not even that, a lot of poor people are like that. I think people who "don't care" about politics are either lying or fucking stupid.
For teh lulz
>>218179086Lesbians and bisexual women don't exist. It's a humiliation fetish>>218179153Not caring about politics is saying I don't care about breathing.
>>218179243I don't "care" about breathing, it's an automatic processI don't have to care
>>218179262Okay now explain why you don't care about politics
We live in a soyciety
>>218178550There's a semi well founded theory that he had OCD before the world understood what OCD was. He referred to jews as "parasites" and constantly talked about how the world had to be "cleansed".
>mfw Caturday threads don't even get image limited anymore
I don’t give a good god damn your Uncle Sam is a motherfucker
i feel a poo brewing
>>218179302>You need to poo>I need a hot mealLooks like we have a common interest.
>>218179201well you need to distinguish between1) caring about politics in an informed, intentional way2) chimping out about the current thing you saw on facebook or CNN or (((Fox News))) and getting into constant arguments with people
>>218179294too many newfags desu
We're residing within the bounds of an organized community
>>218179335Society doesn't have to be organizedAn unorganized community would still be a society, just a dysfunctional one
>>218179327This is true, but I've seen enough people in camp 2 pretend they're in camp 1.
>>218179333No respect for traditionNo love for the gameElection year newfags get worse every single timeI'm a 2012 newfag, is this how we looked? I cannot fathom it being this bad in 2013.
>>218179367Sorry the dictionary says I'm more or less right
NEW>>218179400
>>218179323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA
>>218179094It's really not. It's only life or death if you live in a third world country>>218179153It depends on the individual but I generally observe the opposite. Poor people are often very apathetic about politics because they know they can't do anything about it
>>218179371i don't blame those people, it's easy to get sucked into it. and it's boring to do the stuff that actually has an impact, like learn about state/local politics, get involved with the community, etc
