fat bastard edition
was just about to make the new, nice to see i won't have to bother
dogshit zinger id been saving for the new
whats up gooners
>>218167957Whoever owns the cat should be shot
they’re breeding 10ft tall sexo mestiza modelas in the slums of rio de janeiro
church bell is bing bonging
>>218167957del gato gigante
take the vertical tab pill
>>218167997how come they always do it at 10AMwhat's the signfiicance of 10AM?
might go kfc for lunchhaven't been to kfc in ages
Wasted my time off of toil. Still in bed now.
just wanked over some porn of a white girl getting gangbanged by black lads, i don't usually like interracial but the girl was fit enough that i felt it was worth compromising my principles
>>218168009>use vertical tabs>still keep like 3-5 tabs open at maxkinda useless for me
>>218167984Hitler ass mf
footballmongs making up a reality where hot girls watch the game? errr mate have you been in town during match day? its grim overweight 40 year old manchildren in full kit
>>218167784The average person did not benefit from the colonies that Britain and they also were kind of ass. The government would take all the costs of running the colony while companies would profit so the average Joe paid for the expenses while some asshole in parliament or Westminster would take in all the profits
never heard a drake song in my life, no idea what his most popular song is, no idea why everybody talks about him
>>218168014What do you think they do in a church
>>218168051what a bewildering lie to tell
>>218167984based rorkette
>>218167982The less I try to watch porn the hornier I get
Imagine Canada, Australia and New Zealand settled with over 100,000,000 Britons. Instead we're going to get 100,000,000 Indians.
>>218168064I'm actually not lying I am a complete shut in and removed myself from popular culture 15 years ago
sometimes a random pornstar's name will pop into my head and i'll think "corr she's fit i'll have a wank to her later"
>>218167984rorkie's mum has got it goin on
>>218168067Why would I leave my home? Are you mental? Only mentalists migrate from their home
>>218168051same. bizarre really. can't imagine in the 90s being able to never have heard a note by the 3rd most popular musician in the world or whatever he is now.
>>218168074happened when i woke up and i went to arabelle raphaels twitter page and spaffed my little morning willy
>>218168074bizarre
>>218168059quite honestly I don't know. Given the framing of your question however I am lead to believe that the 10am bell ringing has to do with sunday mass where people go to church to listen to the pastor's sermon or whateverthat is the full extent of my knowledge of what goes on
centrelink keeps arsing me around telling me i didn't meet my mutural obligations even though i literally don't have any right nowbet this doesn't happen to the immigrants who've come here from brownistan
>>218168074ktim sometimes but it's an old video and you can't remember the name so you spend hours searching for it
beautiful snow everywhere apart from where I am in Scotland absolutely fuming love snow me
>>218168103no snow here (north yorkshire)
rorke experiencing the miracle of the eucharist for the first time
>>218168080Why has anyone ever migrated anywhere? You stay in Britain.
need a successful professional gf so i can be a househusband and just sit around all day, don't even care if she's out cheating on me with chad
got some paramore on
Still absolutely screaming at that lad who posted complaining about walking into a Costa, asking for a medium latte and being told no
roff
can't sleep because my mattress is shit and my landlord won't replace it
snow's for twats
>>218168121why was he told no
>>218168103Plenty of snow in your mum's bedroom last night mate (from my penis)
mad how tattoos get blurrier the older they get so if you get some extravagant $10,000 design all over your body it'll just look like a bunch of squiggles in 20 years
>>218168139
>>218168114Because they're mental. I live in a village in Hampshire, I live in paradise. Why would I up sticks and fly to some grim cattle station with meth heads and plywood houses that burn down every summer and cost a million dollars for no reason?
what dish should I make for the potluck tomorrow
>>218168130scrombobulating
the outside calls to mea walk for me and also for brit because you'll be coming with me
Honest to God as a kid I wished I was British because I would watch doctor who and read books on British history do you think my life would have been better if I was born in 2003 Britian. Anything is better then new England
>>218168114Great great grandad stole a beer mug and got a free boat trip
>>218168135>renter>sleeping on someone else's manky mattress>attempting to go to sleep at 10amembarrassing
>>218168151poo curry
>>218168029um, link?
>>218168151poo pie
>>218168067Maddening how we signed a mobility arrangement with India before we worked out free movement from Britain. Mr Magoo's idea of human capital is as sensible as his energy policy
>>218168029you need help
>>218168117in the business of misery are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV7IhHFnhJc
>>218168176>>218168186grow up
>>218168155whats wrong with new england
It feels wild but I spent this much on a girl I fell in love with in Taiwan but everyone back home said she was only into me for my passport
>>218168151poo barms
>>218168187oh, you're a nuclear nut
>>218168155no, you need to have at least experienced some of the 90s everything turned to shit post 2005
saw a black in asda who put two of the cardboard display boxes of about 20 packs of pasta each in his trolleywhat illegal activity did i witness?
>>218168047Nah
>>218168201well deep down it's them who are wrong mate that thai prostitute really does love you
>>218168014It's a call to prayer. This only happens once per week, as opposed to other religions where a call to prayer may be loudly sounded across town 5 times per day, every day.
if, for example, a follower of kant is called a kantian, and a follower of epicurus is called an epicurean (and so on) is a follower of hume called a human?
>>218168201what is that like 12 bucks american
>>218168135bet there’s all sorts of cum muck and piss in that mattress
>>218168213brown folk love a bulk purchase in ASDA. Often see them walking out of toryglen ASDA with a trolley full to the brim with multipack bottled water. Presumably they don't know you can drink tap water here.
toryglen mentioned
The 90s were so fucking based>greatest decade for movies>gaming was just becoming mainstream>Normies hadn't even heard of the internet>No social media>britpop dominated the charts>politics were boring>based old timers who remembered the war were still around>wwf attitude era (the greatest wrestling era)>emerging middle class>no global terrorism>Football wasn't destroyed by moneyEverything is just shit now
>yanks be like: i earn $750,000 per month working as a greeter at walmart but i wish i was born in the UK where a room in a black-mold infested 17 person flatshare costs £2000/month and the average salary for a masters degree holder is £40,000pathey really do b lik that tho lmaoooooooooo
23 hours to go
>>218168203>The share of renewables in the grid needs to increase by 8 per cent a year if Labor is to meet its target of 82 per cent by 2030. But in the five years since 2020, the average annual growth has been around three per cent. I'm a nut for on-time infrastructure development. Albo was elected by those who thought a renewable grid would be1. Faster2. Cheaper3. CleanerSo far, just like his housing policy, it's not up to par
>>218168265last time things were looking up. take me back.
>>218168284Looming.
>>218168155I was born in 2004 Britain and all my life all I have known is things getting worse. At least you’re in America, you are in the centre of the western world and you can do anything. For me every town in my county is a shithole and if I want to go somewhere nicer than a concrete town centre I have to make the trek to London, everything is old and decaying, the culture is dead and just downstream from the US, people are so retarded and classless I can’t believe the same stock once conquered the world, there’s no big forests to get lost in and there’s minorities everywhere even in small villages whereas in America you have the space to get away from it. Hunter O’Malley-Rodriguezes will be born in the best possible place and still complain.
women shouldn't be allowed to not have sex with me
>>218168284kino imageyou cannot suffer in Appalachia (assuming that's there)
>>218167984most europeans of the last 1,000 years would respond in similar ways in both scenarios
>>218168308isn't appalachia that place where everyone shags their own family?
>>218168255why though he was just piling it up, even if he were having a big family get-together he wouldn’t need that muchanother sign of failing to integrate……
>>218168308grow up
>>218168067If you make it easy for me to migrate to Australia and get a job there then I might come over. Also I'll need to know how to keep various wildlife out of my home: big spiders, snakes, koalas, kangaroos, crocodiles, etc.
You should ask out that cute Venezuelan girl at work tomorrow. If things go well tonight, maybe shoot your shot with the Persian girl as well
>>218168308yeahhttps://www.reddit.com/r/travel/comments/1q3epdw/i_visited_an_abandoned_coal_mine_and_company_town/
sucking an irn bru that i found in the paki section at woolies
>>218168265>The 90s were so fucking based*puts on glasses* let's see... *ahem*>greatest decade for moviesNope>gaming was just becoming mainstreamWrong>Normies hadn't even heard of the internetIncorrect>No social mediaKind of>britpop dominated the chartsA little>politics were boringPah>based old timers who remembered the war were still aroundOkay>wwf attitude era (the greatest wrestling era)Sure>emerging middle classWhatever>no global terrorismDunno>Football wasn't destroyed by moneyWho cares
>>218168295>"Hi! I'm Chuck 'Chucky' Chuckson IV of Washington House, Washington Boulevard, Washington Heights, Washington County (WA), how do you do, sir?"
got the whole week off, me. Shan't be toiling again until the 12th
So now that the neocons are fully back in control in America, I should be getting a cheeky pay rise at work since we make things that go into army equipment ahahaha x
>>218168340>a large man is goodman is a large safe man good large work safe is small workman safe scratch can good man is work largethat's what I've been saying yeah
>>218168339shagged an iranian bird recently, that's persian
getting early suggestions that poo pie will be gimmick of the year 2026
>>218168369They’re cute
>>218168339I already turned the chubby persian girl at work downdon't have a cute Venezuelan at work, closest is the cute Portuguese lass
It LOOMETH
>>218168336My cousin moved to Australia and he posted a video of a giant spider taking up almost the entirety of the outside of his fridge and captioned it with laugh crying emojis. Fuck that. Not checking for that if I want to have a piss. What do you even do if there is one in your toilet? They get the horrible deadly spiders that run at you too out there. The creepy crawlies and large swathes between cities are the only things making Australia unappealing.
>>218168343>t. 17 year old
>>218168343fucking nerd
>>218168391Bring it on, gonna get 3 promotions at toil this year!
>>218168384>Portuguese lassI remember when I was in year 10 and doing my work experience, I did it at a bookshop and one of my co-workers for the week was a portuguese woman, and she was so bubbly and friendly and she was always giving me compliments and stuffHad a thing for southern european birds since
>>218168384For me it was Jewish girls after October 7th and leftypol was accusing them of genocide
>>218168384>turned the chubby persian girl at work downwhy? WHY?
you ever just remember a post and then go look for it and its there. mental. wonder if that fella is still here
think dogberg just farteddone me really hasn't he
hmm today i will acquire ai-induced psychosis
internal promotions aren't a thing anymore it's a relic from a bygone era I'm talking like the 1950s when cunts worked in a shoe factory and bought their home for a thruppeny bitif you're stood around playing the good goy for 3 years waiting on that promotion that's being dangled you're a mug. If you want a pay increase you need to get a new job. Then do it again every 2 years. It's unpleasant and stressful but it's the only way to regularly stay head financially.
gonna fake a bonger accent to get laid. sorry not sorry
>>218168424yes that mostly describes the one I work with, very outgoing and bubbly, loves to put her hand on your arm or shoulder, lots of smiles and gentle innuendo. Makes toiling with her slightly torturous knowing I'll never shag that big arse
>>218168467>Where in Australia are you from?
Peng morning
got poo on the willy
Geopolitical idea; The EU, Russia and China team up
>>218168495America would still winAmerica is invincible
>>218168437she honestly looks like a goblin mate, you'd understand if you saw a picture
>>218168454ok?
>>218168500well tell her to get my arse tongued
>>218168499Vietnam proved to the world that you can't just throw infinite money and supplies into a war and expect to win
>>218168499Vietnamese farmers defeated themAfghan shepherds defeated them
>>218168467t. Dick Van Dyke
>>218168393Sure kid. https://youtube.com/watch?v=P3sqUrX83Yg&pp=ygUSODBzIGFyY2FkZSBmb290YWdl0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>>218168499*smears some shit on a stick*
>>218168286Not him but tbf renewables will be cheaper and faster than nuclear. Look how long it's taken Britain to build a nuclear power plant. Our politicians would rort the fuck out of it.
she suck on my willyit's quite delightfulif i catch you in west gloucestershireyou'll catch the rifle
that’s amazing
>>218168467Why do American women love us thoughI went San Francisco with my gf a few years ago and this mum and her son sat behind us in the restaurant just started talking to us and asking our opinion on things like Trump and complimenting our accents
>>218168514will do
WELL said, Woodsy
>>218168549post that one about the vietnamese tour guide popping out of the hole to scare the yanks lol
>>218168566>what's nextWhite boy summer
hate the downstairs neighbour so fucking much
looking grim out there
>>218168150>. I live in a village in Hampshire, I live in paradise.Romsey?
been made redundant from my job because of AI (additional indians)
So true, so so true. *sigh*
mental how everyone on my street knows each other well except me
Amazon order still isn't out for delivery, takes the piss
it's been 2 days since I've ordered my laptop and it says on the website that they're still packing it is it normal? it says it will be delivered by 12 january so I guess there's still plenty of time but I'm still worried
reckon i could beat elon musk in a fight
Would quite like to wank but feel like I should save my cum for gfberg later
>>218168616lonely gimp
>>218168630>>218168638Consoomers are a disease
If I see another fat boomer in a £200 rab down jacket I might lose my mind
34 and still wake up with a huge lob on every morning
>>218168656Puffers and down jackets should be banned
thought the stereotype that asian lads have small willies was false but i've been watching a lot of japanese porn lately and they've all got tiny knobs, and porn actors usually have bigger than average willies too so the average jap must have an even smaller knob
someone wheel grandad out of here
>>218168566Other politicians realising Trump can kidnap them and there's nothing they can do is hilarious.
>>218168676How frequently do you wank/cum
>>218168676don't think I've had a proper erection in 12 years
Lad's looking at knobs while watching porn
>>218168655it's the first time I've used amazon in ages, had to get a costume for a fancy dress party x
>>218168680Spend much of your time looking at cocks, do you?
>>218168630>>218168638genuinely absolutely fucking mental
The 90s were simply coolThe evil empire has fallen, the Berlin Wall was down, commiemong had been defeated in Britain by Margaret Thatcher and across the world and Great Britain was still relevant. At the time of the Hong Kong handover the British economy was bigger than those of China and India combined. And we had Gulf War 1, operation Desert Storm to show the world the might of western power. It was the end of history with weirdo left and right wing politics consigned to the scrap heap.https://youtu.be/8kIbvtCZSkU
>>218168723yes lad i watch a lot of porn
right then time for brekkie i reckon. going to do soss and bacon in the air fryer which i have never tried before. eggs in a pan as usual though. can't air fry an egg can you.
>>218168705This is meLove having a hot BBC on my second monitor while wanking to the toilfu
Rorke has had enough
>>218168677I don’t see the appeal and personally wear Barbours or big overcoats if it’s particularly cold
>>218168656it's always the beluga grey with mustard yellow lining
>>218168676think this just means you've got healthy circulation>>218168680reckon willer size is closely tied to height and build, and unfortunately the Asian fellas aren't typically very tall
https://youtu.be/i-3MnUV5Kgg
>>218168654Thanks for that mate. Really kind of you
>>218168677I think they're good and useful but why some random blob whose not been on a hike in 20 years needs one I'll never know
>>218168779alri mallardlad
>>218168676I've wanked almost every day this week. Need to find a girl while I still can!
>>218168677right they're absolutely vile and nigger coded
>>218168817I don’t know who that is and I’ve never visited a rail museum in my life
>>218168702I cum once a day on average whether from shagging gfberg or having a wank if she's on the rag>>218168704Are you fat? What's your diet like? Do you get any exercise?
if you take a moment to look when you're on public transport and there's a lot of people around it's mad how many are in puffers. like 80-90% of all coats are puffers. it needs to stop.
favourite coats are the ones with a fur lined hood. feel like a wolf.
blasphemy
>>218168840Not fat but probably overweight and I do have better erections if I do cardio at the gym and eat stir fries. Don’t know what it is about a stir fry in particular but it’s like viagra for me
I've only wanked to hentai for the past 8 years now.
>>218168799>>218168843most people are mindless sheep that just copy what everyone else is doing to fit in
>>218168844Venezuelan politics is a lot easier to understand once you accept that they're all a bunch of cunts
>>218168867Exercise does get the blood pumping.
>>218168866the proverbial sex arse
got frasier on
I wiped my ass a little too hard a few days back and now my anus hurts like shite.
>>218168904>my assFOYC
>>218168903MERCY
Your man taking his wolf for a walkI'm all for it
>>218168843I suspect a lot of people don't realise you can layer jackets. If you have an ultralight down jacket you can put a soft shell rain jacket of the top of it. Looks more aesthetic than being a puffy jacket mong while still keeping you warm.
>>218168903philistine
>>218168867Honestly diet and exercise are the main thing for proper hormone levels. You could look into taking a multivitamin and see if that helps, and you already go to the gym so you're getting exercise
>>218168914Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
roblox bf told his parents about me, it's over
>>218168925this lad out there wearing 2 coats omds
>>218168074jenaveve jolie was it?
Any of you lads ever had your hormones tested? Wondering where I can get a private test done
>>218168925alri Johnny Two-Coats
>>218168925nothing aesthetic about gorpcore or athleisure lmao
food glorious foodhot sausage and mustard
>>218168977come round mine and I'll test the hormones right out your cock
>can i take your coat sir?>my coatS. i'm wearing 2 coats.
>>218168925everyone get a load of the two coat twat over here lmao
okay what coat should I wear then
you jest but I have on more than one occasion scrunched an entire jacket into the sleeve of another to avoid paying for 2 tickets at a club cloakroom
absolute mad lad's going out dressed like a russian doll
right so why is every girl who works in Wetherspoons a literal 10/10 with an insane arse then
yeah nice one mate, give us a story that mentions you go clubbing that will make you sound less autistic
>just the one tin of Dulux for you today sir?>no I always need... 2 coats
Hang on, if you can wear 2 coats, is it possible to do 3? Seems like it'd be even warmer than 2
Wool overcoat and scarf master race
black guys
>>218169054roaring
>>218169014I wear something like this or in navy blue for more formal occasions if it’s cold, and I have a couple of barbours with linings if I’m just popping the shops
>>218168933
>>21816904529 year old male hiring manager surrounds himself with 17-19 year old birdsmany such cases
>>218168977Plenty of online services that send you a vial and a finger prick device. Google it
>two coats!
>>218169077Forgot pic>>218169066Exactly
>>218169082same reason there's always a 16 year old shy girl working with six pakis in a takeaway
>>218169054
>>218168843ScreamingI noticed this the other day and it's mad. They're all middle aged women too
>>218169096based
>>218168969no but that's a good suggestion
>>218169045i'm going to need photographic evidence
>>218168843the poleification of the english runt class
I suspect people dont realise you can wear two pairs of underwear. One light pair to keep the bollocks in place, then a thicker set over those to prevent farts from off gassing too much.
two coats jeremy? two?
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1718/99/1718992794275.webm
>>218169096what's in the king's pocket?
I'm wearing two sets of trousers right nowCold legs are for cunts
>>218169150the crown jewels
>>218169066Where to cop a nice overcoat like this?
>>218169045I've noticed this at my local Homesense and Tesco strangely enough. They all wear those tight black leggings that make the arse look good
>>218169167Your mistake is thinking you'll look like the model in the image wearing it. I got myself a long wool coat thinking the same and look like a lad with Asperger's on my way to a Dr Who cosplay event wearing it.
wear 4 gloves me
Gonna start dressing like a deano I reckonI'm white and middle class, but I'm not posh so it's only natural
The problem with the puffer jackets are the ones that have the fluffy rim around the hood.The fluffy bit is supposed to be tucked inside the hood to insulate the head and trap the warm air in. But everyone has the fur sticking outwards leaving a gaping hole in the hood where cold wind just swirls around
>>218169167Honestly? EBay has always served me well for nice clothes. I picked up my white tie and morning dress from there as well.Just find a decent tailor who can make adjustments for you so it fits perfectly
>>218169045Customer service jobs hire attractive young people? Stop the presses!
>>218169205howling
one again sat in the Morrisons car park eating my meal deal like the sad little evil incel freak I am can probably find my posts from 8 years ago doing the exact same thing in the archive
Down jacket lads identify yourselves
>>218169205Ok but I'm not fat so it's fine. Now tell me where to cop?
>>218168914hahahaha
>>218169245You sit like a bender
what do deanos even wear these days?not been amongst them in many years now
dress like peaky blinders
bring back union suits
Fingerless gloves lol
trackies and trainers. always
Huge plumes of smoke in Tehran. Something is happening
>>218169256unironically shite off TikTok we are post brand fashion now
>>218169245looks like halifax
>>218169281It's actually a sun hoody so you've embarrassed yourself here
>>218169256In the winter? Boots, jeans, a superdry hoodie with a puffer jacket from JD on top
>>218169245downie
>>218169245That looks a bit small on you
super dry is undercover police clobber literally no one under the age of 35 has ever set foot in a superdry outlet
6ft8" and 104kg of lean muscle but i was walking in the forest today in a very remote area and jumped and whimpered when a young zoomer came out of nowhere and spooked me lol
>>218169317*flashes my christmas tum at you*
>>218167984Innocent elderly dog falling into ice = badEvil illegal immigrants trying to invade our country and failing = badThe idea that enemy humans are worth more than loyal loving animals is insane and wrong
*blocks your path*
was gonna go for a run this morning but since it snowed it would actually be unsafe so unfortunately I can’t, oh well
there are just no good games
>>218167984A dog is worth a thousand browns
Leftypol putting the Venezuelan flag into his bluesky name and still calling Rorke a flag shagger
>>218169333I never liked Superdry, the fake Japanese aesthetic is pretty wank. I prefer actual Japanese clothes: Uniqlo
>>218169343>Evil illegal immigrants trying to invade our country and failing = badfuck sake I meant to say "GOOD"only gone and done myself
>>218169365>online rally lol
car fucking slid today am lucky to be alive
>>218169349*accelerates away from you uphill at the same wattage as a tungsten lighthouse bulb*
>>218169379sue the government for not gritting the road
>>218169365
anyone want to talk about politics?
>>218169404nope for me its porn
>>218169393You have to have crashed to do that
>>218169393>>218169379what the fuck are they playing atdid we sell off out gritters to pay for immigrant hotels I bet we did!!
*purposefully puts my canada goose or moncler logo in rorke's face to let him know i'm well off*
ate too much chicken soup and now i'm so flu-free my immune system is imploding
>>218169374as soon as I discovered that fire only killed dumb rich zoomers I stopped caring
>>218169428brown
>>218169404You tell them, Kwi-Chang. No more big government! Rip his heart out!
going to kill jack frost
>>218168029oy vey
in America if you sue someone the jury decide how much $$$ you get In UK the judge decides how much you getBroken Britain
>>218169379I once lost the back end when going round an icy roundabout and I managed to control it into a sick drift but nobody was around to see it
times like this where I miss driving manual
>>218169455no more juries for england
>>218169433It's horrible way to die, I saw a heavily censored video of a girl getting out a side door and you could still tell she was badly burned even with the pixelation
despise winter
>>218169444
>>218169471yeah it's pedro riding you now isn't it lad
>>218169435baited for this exact response
might get a job as an uber driver and pick up drunk slags
>>218169510and then...
if I was there at that swiss club things would have gone down differently
Teriyaki tofu for tea
>>218169477I always do a rapid risk assessment of every building I walk into, noting the ingress and egress points, high-risk crush zones and health & safety hazards including fire risks, I'd have been gone as soon as I saw sparklers and a narrow staircase
>>218169505No, it's early and terrible
>>218169520i would have sacrificed myself to save the others
>>218169547i will neva forgive you
>>218169505get fucked
>>218169517and then drive them safely to their destinations
>>218169404No because then janny will ban me again for mentioning politics on /int/
>>218169493>>218169493>>218169493
>>218169606>>218169606>>218169606
