rorke's mum sub-edish

nobody reading that sub sub-edish

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F

>>218171400
A mealy mouthed reply

might pop to sainsburys

still dont understand how they work out xG

>>218171222
Yes they all group together and form a hugbox where they gas each other up. If one of them dares to lose weight they get cast out lmao its pathetic.
Genuinely no lower form of life than a fat woman.

Are the evil paths enjoyable in mass effect

>>218171436
Grim

>>218171436
what's crazy is it was the same rock Zack Effron tripped and fell onto requiring bog surgery what are the chances

>>218171464
dont know

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuTMWjuDolE

6 7

>>218171464
dunno mate never played it

>>218171448
number of shots on target and proximity of shot to goal are the metrics. it's bollocks really.

>>218171502
Cheers for letting me know anyway, all the best

>>218171464
they're not evil, they're pragmatic
and yes, very much

>>218171451
what about a fat yank man named fletcher who wears trucker hats and posts on reddit

>ant man
they really must've really been running out of ideas for super heroes when they came up with that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMXa5lBGYc

*builds a motte and bailey castle*

>>218171532
He's alri he can shrink down then turn normal again
Not a bad power but a rather silly name

>>218171520
gulag

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

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>>218171532
taps man for me

All of this talk about fat women's tits are making me need a wank!

>>218171436
That explains why she shaved her head
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that she's one of the few conservative actresses in Hollywood

>>218171548
so are ants in any way related to his powers or is his whole thing just being able to shrink and they call him ant man because ants are small?

>>218171532
Ants can take down spiders with ease.

Spider-man < Antman

>>218171585
the latter

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*mogs you in strength relative to body weight*
>>218171585
his gets stronger the smaller he is for some reason

>>218171599
only in swarms though, you'd need like 3000 ant men to take down spider man

>>218171614
i suppose that makes the name somewhat more appropriate

Antcord raid

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you had a rough day yesterday, leftypol. how are you holding up?

>>218171614
*steps on you*

Imagine being some low t girl dad dancing in tiktoks

>>218171552
and that new muha...ehh...motorway on the way up to dublin
god its sooo long
HATE it

>>218171567
Haha what’s he doing with them taps

>>218171633
maduro was a transphobic chud so leftypol's doing just fine thank you x

>two taps

America should just colonise South America ngl
They'd be better off under American rule

always thought they should try executing criminals by hanging by tying loads of balloons to a rope around their neck and hang them by making them fly away by their necks, but of course with the helium supply drying up and leftypol pissing and moaning about capital punishment that will never happen now

man u on the ropes here

>>218171552
I miss when simple little videos like this became big in-jokes on the 'chan. Happier times...

is it weird if I go to the cinema alone
thinking of seeing that new avatar film in 3d after toil tomorrow

right i'm going to make two big burritos

>>218171762
and do what? stick them up your arse?

>>218171753
Yes. Everybody will be pointing and talking about you throughout the film.

>>218171707
No u are

>>218171786
it's a wee day out for 'em innit

something to do

>>218171762
the last burrito I had was made for me by a very cute northern lass in one of those upmarket food vans and I still think about her weeks later

>>218171786
omddzzz leftypol....

Breakfast toil for me then x

this is your year britanon. you’ll do great things if you let nothing get in your way.

Rightoids are pretending that America is a white country waging race war on browns

>>218171779
why

>>218171786
Oh leftypol, it’s been a rough year for them, but it’s only going to get worse

>>218171786
lots of shockingly ugly people in this image

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Based

>>218171830
Coincidentally also what leftypol thinks

>>218171825
real x

I got my willy wanked in a cineworld once during oceans 13

am a natsoc myself but i have nothing against communism in theory, when it isn't practiced by dysgenic subhumans (which of course, it never is)

remember ISIS

funny that innit

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Holiday pics x

>>218171888
Communism has done far less damage to the White race than capitalism

hmm turns out the people who get their worldview from tiktok arent rational

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>>218171904

>>218171633
literally how I'm dressed rn

>>218171911
Fucking spastic

>>218171786
What's the opposite of a diaspora

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>>218171883
>oceans 13

>>218171931
indeed it's only done damage to non-whites because only slavs and chinks and other genetic timewasters have tried it

I'm genuinely in love with a fat chick but don't want a fat gf. Quite the conundrum I have here.

The thing is lads, is that it looms massively

>>218171973
Get her hooked on you start bringing her to the gym putting her on a diet etc

She may end up leaving you after losing the weight

grown man thinks it'd be weird if he watched a film in a dark room alone

>>218171973
Sex with fat women is good and if you love her what's the problem
You'll have to get over your ego a bit maybe but that's doable

>>218171951
me and who

>>218171984
Is that Allen's Boots? Been there

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tummy erotic tummy erotic!

>>218171888
Smartest Nazi

free gregg wallace

>>218171984
I think it would be so fun to be gay, and have a boyfriend, and both of you be big Dua Lipa fans.
Just imagine how cute it would be to hold hands and make out with your boyfriend at a Dua concert :)

>>218171973
Ozempic
Lock in now while her options are low and you’re a catch for her, get her on the Ozempic and 6 months from now you have a lovely svelte gf who feels attached to you because you’ve been with her since she was fat and ugly

>>218171984
shitting nora look at that arse

Has ChatGPT stopped doing that thing where it asks you follow-up questions even if you clearly tell it not to?

>>218171786
l am far more attractive and cool than everyone in this image

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>>218172036

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At pub
You lads want owt?

ask ChatGPT if there's a seahorse emoji and it has a melty

>>218172074
i'll have a moretti please mate

This weekend last year it snowed and I didn't have to go into work on the Monday
Would love that to happen again but not expecting to get that lucky twice

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What a difference a year makes

>>218171816
was the burrito nice?

>>218172074
guinness and a poo pie please mate

Shitting out of my actual arse

going to have three beers and five glasses of wine this afternoon

yer da rides an e-scooter

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>>218172136
Which wine?

>>218171786
canslad and the other /eire/ lads

Might get the cheeky winter sun holiday booked

wish the male horses in red dead had cocks to add to the immersion

still in bed
no motivation to get up
have the 'pression you see

>>218172156
And the answer?

>>218172172
ktim

going to the hot springs in ghost of yotei to increase atsu's health and definitely not to look at her arse

>>218172172
haha same

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>>218172079
Screaming, what the fuck

out of bed in minutes
fully motivated to get things done
love life you see

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>>218172156
Lotophagi

day 4 of dry jan. reckon by this time next week it'll be easier. fucking rubbish at the moment. not a fan. not a fan at all.

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Haven't been up before 11 all week
Got to be up at 7:30 at the very latest tomorrow

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>she lives in Brighton a beach town
Might as well start calling her seasidepheebs at this point there's too many parallels to ignore

>>218172198
computer hardware is 5x the price for this

>>218172172
should do a poo on your poo inspection shelf and tell the brit lads the results

any runt man in

Honestly you lot are beyond help lmao

>>218171973
What does it say about a person if they let themselves get in that state and then stay complacent enough to not change it.

>>218171993
>I can fix her
virgin loser

>>218171999
Sex with fatties is revolting. They literally stink. Plus, they are never active enough to do anything but lie there and be serviced
>get over your ego
You mean abandon your self respect? You're pathetic.

>>218172042
>ozempic
No shortcuts else they are just the same instant gratification low will zero faustian spirit zombie as before, even if they are no longer a whale

>>218172221
mad how she's like 23 years old

>>218172246
Made up ailments and a victim complex age one prematurely

>>218172236
don't have one unfortunately

>>218172245
screaming
only sane lad here

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Corr love a fat lass me

>>218172221
this bitch was born walled

just did the dishes

>>218172221
What is this creature and why have you brought her mere existence to my attention

>>218172265
The system rewards people with the brass neck to do this though.

Basically if you have the ability to sit there and tell bare faced lies to doctor after doctor and keep calling up for more appointments you WILL be signed off full time i.e granted PIP (after appeal) and you will receive a guaranteed monthly income for life by doing nothing.

It's the main problem with living in a trust based society in the modern era. There are many among us who are more than happy to rape the system and the only mechanisms in place to 'prevent' it assume people will always act in good faith. Which they don't.

>>218171900
yeah I remember Mossad and the CIA

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Ruby gf 2026

noticed that yanks have started saying 'peak' but don't understand what it means and use it to describe something good lol
silly cunts

>>218172323
erm PIP is actually really hard to get, Rorke. are Pheebs has confirmed this herself https://www.tiktok.com/@fatpheebs/video/7571936249246682390

>>218172245
It says she needs support

Time for bit of OSRS toil

>>218172336
Need her to experiment with layering a fat log on my chest!

>>218172341
why do you have a german flag

eating sugar and saturated?

hello diabetes

>>218172336
would layer my semen in her orifices

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Today's listening:

>>218172346
Look mate I enjoy a good tongue in cheek post as much as the next man but I won't be playing along in this instance. Every single ailment on her laundry list is made up shite. Fibromyalgia and sore tummy syndrome and chronic fatigue syndrome and fat ovary syndrome or whatever get to fuck, get a job you fat cow.

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>>218172336

>>218172381
*saturated fat

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Iranian gf 2026

>>218172350
>she needs support
And you want to be her caregiver? What kind of man wants to be an unpaid carer to a fat fucking landwhale lmao have you no self respect.
Honestly if you yearn to be a malewife just be a faggot, it's still more honourable because you're not breeding that way

can't play modded Skyrim because it always ends with me downloading sex mods and having my character repeatedly gangbanged by muscle black bandits until I turn the game off

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Sunday lunch

Even the Pakis are trooning out now, mental

need to go on a virgin walk later as I haven't left the house in 2 days but I can't be arsed. I'll feel better for it once I'm out there though

milf at my gym who i would very much like to shag

my two burritos were excellent
all cheesy and spicy and nice

Getting out of bed in 3... 2... 1...

Too many foids and norwoods at the gym

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>>218172323

>>218172313
Former /brit/ lolcow during covid who appeared on my Instagram feed recently
She's got fatter and more pathetic

>>218172477
well youre not allowed

>>218172465
sugar in his tank, zest in his vest, pep in his step, sweet as a sugar plum

GAY

>>218172477
off limits to you timmy

>>218172380
live in Germany
not sure why people here don't understand this
there is a world outside of the uk

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Legitimately good point Israel is making here

>>218172437
Sorry, the /int/ verdict is in and 2026 belongs to Indian girls
>>218050938

>>218172506
country's gone

>>218172507
/brit/ not /kraut/

>>218172506
Starmer's Britain

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>>218172477
get her pumped

>>218172524
suck your mum
>>218172506
criminal

>>218172507
why do you talk like you have my flag but you've got a different flag
bit suspicious that

>>218172515
sounds fascistic

>>218172515
nietzschean

>>218172515
Right so they'll definitely support a strong Britain that defends its borders then won't they

>>218172346
The fact she scored zero initially demonstrates how bullshit it all is and that it's just a case of pushing and pushing until someone in the system capitulates

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this afternoon's reds

>>218172515
It is. If the Jews didn’t have Israel, and a strong Israel at that, they’d be experiencing what the Yazidis experience today.

>>218172515
Might makes right. Violence is the ultimate authority from which all others are derived.

end of the day it doesn't matter what you think or feel if someone can just impart their will upon you via physical violence

>>218172555
>ekitike minor fitness issue
literally how we don't even press and he's gassed after 60 minutes every game

>>218172555
>one attacker against fucking fulham
>it's cody "dogwank" gakpo
literally what is our squad

>>218172576
trvth pilled

>>218172545
what do you mean
you realise if you moved over here you'd have this flag too?

>>218172576
someone hat this embarrassing post

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>>218172518
corr hope so

Got the darts rankings autist on

>>218172555
at least we're looking at a /mug/

>>218172605
Absolutely love an ankle bracelet, pure sexo

>manure

>>218172605
piff ting

United on the ropes oh my DAYS

>>218171476
based rock

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>>218172470
This was my virgin walk this morning if you even care

POOCHESTER POONITED

>>218172550
Who cares what they support. You are missing the point entirely

If the UK isn't strong enough to demand respect from "allies" it will fail. The opinions of other countries doesn't ultimately matter, just strength and power matter

THE USA JUST DID A RAID AND KIDNAPPED KEIR STARMER

>lelds

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Donald Trump just sent a right-wing death squad of all white men to go fuck up a brown communist country and take all their oil and gold.

How does this make you feel, leftypol?

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>>218172688
really excellent virgin stroll that, lad. Of course I care x

bet it was dead cold as well, could probably see your breath as you exhaled yeah. The cold is no match for you though, cause you'd have been well wrapped up and your brisk pace lights the fire within, big engine on you, keeping you toasty and warm.

>>218172712
the USA is brown and all that wealth will be going to kikes

did bro just dox himself

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Excellent move sir

>>218172712
>one chance at life
>born a britcuck instead of an americhad

hate it so much lads

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>>218172688
I would like to come and visit you at your home

got a massive coat in a sale, I did x

>>218172712
Ai picture the only real one is the guy with blindfold on in tech fleece

>>218172773
how massive are we talking?

rorkes google history its rorkes googe history

terraria sex mods

rorkes google history

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>>218172754
you could join the forces and apply for SAS/SBS if you really wanted. Need to be made of strong stuff though

get a pullup bar bought right this second

will be going on my virgin walk shortly, hope to be back in time for the liverpool game
nice bit of snow on the ground as well, will be nice

>>218172762
always love the comments that third world mongs post on youtube shorts

>>218172778
Well, not that massive actually, but a lot bigger than the gay puffer I wear that doesn't even keep me warm x

>>218172786
so this is rorke

Any Mowbray Square man in

>>218172786
SAS aren't allowed to invade random socialist shitholes, kidnap the leader and humilate them on social media for the bants

>>218172824
Aryan warrior from 3000 BC

>>218172822
alri

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>>218172824
big Al in his Desmond from LOST era

>>218172824
Corr imagine him tearing up Serie A with Parma

>>218172842
sosage

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>>218172836
yeah they're dead big on obeying laws in conflicts, the SAS

>>218172842
not a lot of vegan options are there

got the gel face mask on

>>218172836
They do you just never hear about it.
My dad was in the SBS

do you say run a bath or draw a bath?

>>218172874
Yeah Special Bumming Service

the toil freaks do be thinking already about toil on the morrow

need to get all these farts out of my system before i'm in the office again tomorrow

>>218172884
run

I was in the bar in Taipei I still laugh at this

>Scottish man gets told by his inlaws we look the same
>He says that all white people look the same

>>218172874
aye Sainsbury's (Back Shift)

>>218172889
>>218172892
prescient post

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WTF? It’s real

>>218172899
>>218172885
You lot think I’m joking that’s the funny part

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You do know what SAS stands for, don't you?
Super... Army... Soldiers.

>>218172750
this is unironically the case

almost beer o clock

>>218172909
How would the UK even react if this happened? But instead of a US senator taking it's just some guy who makes London 100 percent British over night

No darts tonight
It grim

cool dreams, saw a lynx and knocked up natalie portman

>>218172976
shagging the lynx would have been cooler

half the footy games called off because it's a bit cold the woke army won't let us have anything

Little bit of Trine on the Steam Deck I think
Love a lazy Sunday :)

incel workout soon

>>218172969
Just got to keep calm and carry on innit. Call it a glorious revolution or some such thing and say it’s what we wanted all along

>>218172786
Is this video from someone here? I seen it posted a lot

Need a Luke Littler gf gf

'Avin a Vimto and watching the footy, me

>>218173003
have an irish vimto

>>218172995
You know part of me wants to know how retarded I am for wanting to be born in the UK? When I was 14 I thought my life would have been better if I was british

He's posting them

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crep check

poo

>>218173015
It's a fantasy for a lot of Americans but the reality just doesn't match up, you wouldn't have been hanging around in royal places you'd be working in some grim office block surrounded by Pakis

What football team should I support?
Don't really like football but if somebody ever asks me, who do I say?
Was thinking Tottenham because they've got that Korean guy and I like Korean barbecue

>>218173053
you should support the nearest club to the place of your birth

>>218173053
where are you from

>tfw you realise utilitarianism is correct

>>218173052
Ok this was like 8 years ago so my dream was to live in London or manchester and be born the same year so 2003

>>218173053
For you, I'd probably suggest Young Boys

>>218173098
i'm also 2003
we should swap places

>>218173129
Well why would you wanna live in a Massachusetts town?

listening to a 70s british heavy metal song about a cock thats going to explode, mad how nobody picked up on the homosexual undertones in the 70s

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not liking these odds one bit indy

>>218173098
>18 during lockdown
Grim

just utterly outrageous amounts of farting going on
how is my gut producing so much foul smelling gas?

mad when i was a teen a slight hint of cleavage could get me off but now i need some legalporno scene with an eastern european slag taking 3 cocks up her gaping arse then getting pissed on by a tranny after to cum

>>218173072
Cambridge
>>218173071
I do believe this is Tottenham also

>>218173053
You that Mormon dude? If so Burnley is the club for you.

>>218173027
They look ridiculous. They should be dressing like men. Females aren't attracted to that style at all.

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>>218173151
because i love america and massachusetts looks peng

>>218173027
Wirtz has fat person facial hair and it's insane

>>218172997
just me doing some pullups innit

>The medieval calendar included numerous church holy days and festivals, which mandated time off from working in the fields.
>A serf could have an estimated 25 weeks off a year, compared to an average of 25 vacation days for a modern American worker.

>>218173208
RETVRN

>>218173187
she cute

>>218173185
yep
porn wrecks your brain and you need to keep upping the ante to get hard
it's fucked me

>>218173208
>>218173223
deeply, deeply antisemitic

>>218173208
serfs lived better than the modern toil freak

think i will head south on today's (non)incelwalk

>>218173208
difficult to work the fields when they're frozen
instead you're just struggling to not freeze yourself

>>218173208
doesn't even scratch the surface of how exploited we currently are.

>>218173187
Corrr finkin of gettin me cock out and doing a spaff

>>218173197
for me it's maine and vermont

>>218173170
I was 17 when it happened and honestly I never had real friends anyway because I was a loser

>Into history
>Into stragey games
>Was into anime
>Also very autistic
>Also never really social
>Stopped talking to anyone not family since 14
>Only really spoke to people online in 2020 and beyond

>>218173208
Judaism, Protestantism and Capitalism ended this

tried taking a cute photo for the dating app in the afternoon sun today but when i looked at the photo I looked fat and my smile sad

Been wanking a long time and I've had my moments but I still mostly get off to normal stuff

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dua wanna know

>>218173286
pretty much tried wanking to everything at this point me

>>218172994
i cant remember the last time i did any incel activity. have i unconsciously unincelled myself? who knows

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>>218173208

>>218173297
~ takes a sip of your Mexican coke,
makes you wish you were the bottle ~

>>218173309
UM...

I never really had friends so COVID never affected me but I only had friends last year of school honestly my first girlfriend was a half black girl from Scotland who broke up with me because on a discord call my friends convinced her she should get a boob job

>>218173314
me on the left

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>>218173314

>>218173339
lol

fucking scamming bastards

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>>218173268
excellent choice

>>218173281
ktim

>>218173314
this is how I look like durring family meethings when they ask when am I bringing girl over

>>218173268
>>218173352
Wow you wanna live in post industrial towns or commuter towns that are connected to Boston by old trains and the fact everyone is a uneducated alcoholic or a stoner

get it made

>>218173378
haha just waiting on the right girl aren't I?

internally: I have never seen a vagina

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>>218173403
>haha just waiting on the right girl aren't I?
get out of my head

NEW
>>218173463

>>218173445
>>218173445
>>218173445
noo

>>218173380
brown hands typed this post

>>218173426
>>218173426

>>218173380
What's Chicago like to live in?

umm janny?

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>>218173415
>>218173430
>>218173430

What is he doing

>>218173206
Right but it’s not though is it

janny are you ok
janny are you ok
are you ok janny

wtf

janny has flown into a rage it seems

she's crazy like a fool

>>218170633
>>218170633
>>218170633

Reckon my dream job would be denying people like fatpheebs pip

no new til page 8 lads
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