Royal family 'dish
Snowing round hereWonder if they'll shut the office corr
Kick the ball again, did they?Ngubu got it in the net again, did he?How riverting *eyeroll*
>>218175300*stuffs you in a locker*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRANGq3Pbqs
Normgods live in a completely different world to nervous meek Incel worms like moi
what this diddy blud doin on the calculator
i want to FUCK.
>>218175298mad how quickly you can peg that he's gay
>>218175318i like the bethsgood band
>>218175339you can peg straights too
she's got her fanny out!!!
>>218175298Dharman is getting crazier!
My 2:1 in Swiss Fire Safety and Regulation just come in through the post just a day after my First in South American Geopolitical Relations specialising in Venezuela just cracking timing all round really time to log on to twitter
actually mental how shite the reds arecody gakpo needs to be launched into the sun
>>218175348me toowanted to see them live but couldnt find anyone to go with and was too autistic to go on my own
what do you do if you look normal but you're also an autistic freak
>>218175335Okay, come over here. x x
Merseyside Reds Versus the Manchester City Blues
>>218175384invest in a rope and kick stool cause it's not getting any better for us
Can’t even be bothered to watch the reds
I’m such a fat fucking chud
>>218175384find a train gf
ever say something racist to a brownoid and they're like "whoa, are you being racist?" and you're like "uhhh, yeah obviously"
>>218175383i would have gone with you x
>>218175384you probably don't have autismyou just think you do because it is an excuse to explain how you don't look or act normallike 90% of people on here
>>218175422maybe next time xx are you near bristol
get the Midwest Crime watched
glod
>>218175383I've started going to gigs on my own for that very reason. None of my friends seem to want to go with me most of the time, but I do not want to miss the bands.
>>218175436no i'm in scotland :(
got into an argument with my brother about letting his 2 year old daughter just sit there swiping ticktok slop videos literally 50 times a minute. Poor little girls gonna get her brain fried but they were like "it keeps her quiet"
calibrating the price tags and regulating the spores
>>218175474not really any of your business is it
>>218175318kill yourself>>218175346based>>218175475kill yourself
>>218175503ye ragin
>>218175474hate mongs who let their kids do thisit just can't be that difficult to engage with your own child
>>218175475his hole is missing
>>218175475she’s fucking gagging for a good dicking
whipping and nae naeing
>>218175530wasn't saying it was controversial just saying there's a reason people don't do their supermarket shop there
>>218175530Only ever see people buy beer and maybe some bread or chocolate for their kid. Not a serious business enterprise
>>218175515Most of the time the kid was an accident. I can't imagine that someone who actually wants children would not want to spend time with them.
couldnt open that one because mum's in the room
>>218175530cant see leftypol coming back from this one
thinking about holding a trannyposter down and punching him in the face repeatedly until he's begging me to stop and then not stopping
>>218175474At least now they don't have to come up with imaginary conditions so they can drug them to keep them sedated
>>218175554this image clearly says it's copywrited i don't know why you're posting it here
>>218175578permission was granted
>>218175578all bullshit innit really
not really copyrighted is ityou posted it on the internet, that makes it free
12 year old girl and a smartphone12 year old girl and a smartphone
>>218175571they'd actually love that
I’ve taken to laying in bed all dayNo longer worth being productive
the problem with that one is that her bf has a small willardneed to see her take on a mandingo tbqh
>>218175578The sentence? Being force to pleasure her arsehole.
this liverpool line up could play for 180 minutes and not create a single good chancerio on nowfrimpong on nowchiesa on now
>>218175607
i hate my own mother she calls me every day and if i dont pick up she keeps calling and messaging and getting worried i cant fucking live like this
>>218175633pretend to be dead
>>218175630>frimpongscfomitting
All the uncs in this thread now remember the tv show 999
>>218175633Time to grow up
had a nice wholesome weekend with gfberg.
>>218175612alri Oblomov
>>218175665WOW GOOD FOR YOU NIGGA
So horny all the time lately. Need it to stop!
>>218175665DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIESUFFER AND DIE
>>218175665no you didn't be quiet
>>218175680>>218175686Grow up lads
>>218175578maybe he copyrighted it? didn't think about that now did you?
feeling dysmorphic
>>218175654Remember one where a girl got trapped underground, horrifying stuff that
>>218175633ktim except it's the gf, the gynaecoid jew is a needy species
might do a cheeky bit of ket
Back from 1 week in Norway. Made me a bit sad because it mogs Scotland and I always thought we were the most beautiful country in the world.
not been here on this stupid site in months its been great no offence but most of you lot are shitsee youve got some stupid new captcha enjoy that
Liverpool fail to score in the first half for the 13th time in 20 league games this season.
>>218175660and what talk to my mother every fucking day of my life until she dies?
>>218175267Imagine going from Korea to India I also watched her time in India >Got scammed >Got molested >Got chased by a naked Indian man at night >Got into a car accident because of s Indian man >Left India after only 5 days
Now is there anybody, got a sweet little woman like mine?There got to be somebody, got a, got a sweet little woman like mine, yeahNow, can I get a witness?Can I get a witness?Can I get a witness? YeahCan I get a witness? OhCan I get a witness? YeahCan I get a witness? Yeah, yes
>>218175714scotland isn’t a country
on the gluten fee peroni
catberg's been clamouring for attention all weekendplonks himself down on my keyboard every time
>>218175745https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empty_nest_syndrome
>>218175665ever love her with all your heart?
literally have over £100k in the bank and freaking out over a £40 game purchase regretting it badly
>>218175654i remember crimewatch but not that one
bought a garmin fitness watch but it’s pointless because it doesn’t fucking connect to GPS so ive basically been scammed
>>218175793>literally have over £100k in the bankwhy
Horny for zoomer girls
Never used Spotify me.Still download all my music.Should I use it?
>>218175691Grow up mate
>>218175802i meant figurativelyit's in various ISAs and savings accounts and premium bonds
>>218175801were you scammed or did you simply buy the wrong product
any of you lads tried melatonin to sleep?
>>218175812i use youtube music
>>218175822Not a crackhead so no
>>218175812dunnoi use it but i'm a mindless consumer
>>218175822yeah it just made me sleep too much
>>218175725it cant go on like this
>>218175839it can
>>218175812Spotify is good for people with mates. you clearly dont have any
man kick ball :)
might have a wank and a nap
>>218175848
>>218175817>premium bondsisn't this a scam
you know my magic is strong
>>218175872based big mick
>>218175874how so?
mick mccarthy's girthy bwc
>>218175888what do you specialise in? been getting into my blood magiks recently
planning on buying a house with gfberg this year
Time for a womfy wank
>>218175903planning on killing you
saaaaaaaanta claus is comin to townsanta claus is comin to town
>>218175900you just know he has an absolute unit of a walt on him and bollocks like wrecking balls
there's a difference between risk-taking and gambling
>>218175903who asked
>>218175886Theres a lot of things in this world that have survived 200 years and have not been very successful.
>>218175918come at me nigga
>>218175874Not a scam just for old people who don’t know nothin
>Moyes
>>218175898you don't get paid anything unless you win
de lads out and about town
>>218175903hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>218175952i always win
shat myself this morning because I ate too many cookies yesterday and I think all the butter made the poo slip/slide out after a mere fart
Man City XI: Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O'Reilly; Rodri, Bernardo, Reijnders; Foden, Cherki; Haaland. Chelsea XI: Jorgensen; Acheampong, Chalobah, Badiashile, Gusto; James, Enzo; Estevao, Palmer, Neto; Joao Pedro.
DONT MARRY HER FUCK ME
hate pedrihate rodrihate gavihate spanish midfielders
>TNT sports loss of sound was because of Leeds fans chanting ‘Jimmy Savile, he’ll rape your dead Mum’.
>>218175975absolute mercenary club, chelsea
>>218175983thoughts on zubimendi?
sir circumcised cock
>>218175955She already has
>>218175953
right let's get the fucking tunes on i'm sick of liverpool football clubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGTT7YhywA
mwah :P
A "woman" liked me on tinder but I set the age limit to "hers" and have been swiping right on everyone and nobody's turned up. Sure tinder, whatever you say.
watching ken burns
Unconfirmed reports santa clause is coming to town
might support israel
>>218175819No scammed It just says wait for GPS but nothing happens
>>218176065Could be beyond your distance limitOr set it to "everyone" it could be a troon
reckon it would be based serving on the normandy under female commander shepard, and having her sneak into my cabin one night and start wanking me off with one hand and putting her other hand over my mouth so i don't make noises and wake the other crewmen
>>218176002can't stand him!
>>218176065>tinderyou will have better luck in the national lottery
chuds BTFO
Wanking my willard raw
>>218176137low iq cope
>>218176137>saifuddin ahmed and muhammad masoodrorke won't be happy with this
washing machine doing a beep
going to pour a second beer
>>218176065"she" fit?
>>218176137what does this have to do with being a chud? i'm a massive chud and i almost never talk about politics, and certainly don't use twitter
>>218176181
Can't believe I have to get on the VPN to have a wankIt not right
don’t get why every kitchen appliance has to beep incessantly, just do the thing and shut upthis is a constant complaint in my household since my gf is a pastry chef and also has a pet eel with a very specific feeding schedule
>>218176106>>218176131>>218176192Pretty sure it's a bot. They're trying to get me to pay for tinder gold. Very cold-hearted and underhanded trick to be pulling over the holiday season, might I add!
manifesting a boyfriend 2026
gonna do a low sugar, low protein, low saturated fat dietalso no alcohol, and only decaf tea/coffee
need to make you fart cum badly
>>218176230no way he's straight
>>218176230he looks like a massive cuck
remember edward snowden
>>218176250wank without porn
>>218175725Why do sportsmongs love bizarrely specific statistics like this >oo-er thats the first time bromwich have scored within the first 23 minutes of a home game in a tuesday in 16 games
loves got the world in motion rorke
>>218176294need to lose weight and get healthy
leftypol kicking and screaming at one of china's allies being toppled
>>218176322Low protein is moronic
>>218176312i love everything about football
It's really looming now.
>>218175654Michael Burke has a sinister air to him.I saw one where someone's car caught fire in the tiger compund at a safari park. Those were the days.
>>218176346no loom posts before 5pm mate
>>218176342proteins are bad for your kidneys and liver
every time i use a windows computer it’s like they built malware into the OS, like wdym there are ads in the start menu
>>218176346have to be up for it in 4 hours me
>>218176013aragorke wanting her deported this instant
just declared war on china me
>>218176378you can disable all that though
>>218175714Whereabouts? I got a sleeper train from the North to Trondheim. Makes me embarassed of our trains.
17c in flatberg
>>218176400which is basically impossible for a man who is reasonably active
lads if you had a gf move in with you would you let her start putting "live laugh love" type shit about the place?
lads am I going mental or was Wirtz clearly offhow have VAR given that
>>218176380toil on toilmong
>>218176312all gambling relatedi didn't understand either but they bet on anything
>>218176371yeh if you're eating 300g+ a day like a spastic
>>218176425got my heating at 22
>>218176380
look how slim she looks nowi swear if ozempic has robbed me of another fat arsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlS8FP_rfXU
Toil has been closed tomorrow due to adverse weather Look to the sky and enjoy the life
>>218176438yeah he looked off to mebut we cannot question the semi automated offside
>>218176445fuck off bradleymong
want to play FONV but the shitty graphics and clunkiness is off-putting so i think i'll play FO4 instead
>>218176463you are retarded
Penis flaking
theres two kinda women in the worldthose you let poo on your faceand those whose faces you would poo on
Sorry to break it to you but you literally have to face your fears and slaughter them.Otherwise you will live a small life that you do not want.You literally have to view your biggest fears and attack them head on.You have to fall into the abyss to find your way out.The easy path does not exist.There is no get out of jail free card.You have to allow yourself to die a spiritual death over and over again in order to reinvent yourself into the person you are actually supposed to be.And you have to be painfully honest with yourself and the people around you.It’s horrible but it’s truly the only way.
>>218176050Shnorse
>>218176425>>218176444No heating on so its about 12c in my house. I'm comfy in bed ATM but might pop the heating on to 20c and play playstation in a bit
>>218176531I’m getting the word…
>>218176527In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato.
watched marty supremewhat a loada shitwill kms if chalamet wins tha oscar
how long after quitting drinking until my skin goes back to normallook like a mottled slice of bologne me
>>218176527Good post
>>218176438I think sky originally paused the image after the ball was played
>>218176527yeah true need to do something about leftypol and women first though most likely
was eating some soup earlier that was a bit too hot and burned my tongue so i suppose now i'm not going to be able to taste anything properly for the next few days yeah? lovely
>>218176615youd have been better off waiting for it to cool a bit
Miss the mental health ward, wish I could go back
>finally at the point of being comfy and warm under my blanket>immediately need to pooa curse on you arseberg
>>218176627tim-coded post
Born too late to fight with honour in medieval Europe.Born too early to fight in kino interstellar wars.Born just in time to fight ZOG wars and oil wars for international Jewish financiers.
>>218176627
>>218176627If there's a will... there's a way...
>>218176625i was tasting for seasoning while it was still boiling and there's only so much you can blow on the spoon before it becomes laborious innit
>>218176707kier hands
why is every sea shanty scottish?
right thats the washing done and the coffee brewing and the cozy fleece on
>>218176707
>>218176627Yeah once i was sane again It could be fun in there and no responsibilities
>>218176740ktim except i'm slamming gins
>>218176757oh!
Tim takes such kino pictures
>>218176737many sea shanties come from the southwest namely cornwall, devon, and bristol
why are we SO terrible at corners
oh whats that? my heating has ran out on the coldest day of the year?oh who could have foresaw it!
>>218176751Used to prance around making pistols with my fingers and shooting the staffWas the bane of that fucking place and god I knew it
>>218176809how does ones heating run out?
>>218176791the fuck is in that spread
got my belly punched at a sea shanty festival once
>>218176554What like spotty or red blotches or something?
>>218176791Wanna make myself some egg on toastBut got executive dysfunction you see
Fulham should have scored that, fucking hell
>>218176791what is in thati have never heard of '"sandwich spread" before
>>218176809Go outside and run after it lad
mousey may be going live soont. knower
>>218176767he played us like a god damned fiddle
>>218176843kind of flushed and just a very shitty uneven skin tone in general
>>218176846why does keir starmer just resign
mouse discord raid
>>218176857
>>218176833t. lives with mum
>>218176876>>218176843kind of like this >>218176869 actually
>>218176898i've not lived with my dad since i was 18my heating has never "run out" in that time
>>218176869what's this pic fromwas he still sane here?
>>218176866there's gonna be big problems if you're fibbing
how can brits possibly be reliant on "heating"? don't you niggas have a fireplace in like every room?
>>218176939maybe tarqs docost of wood these days is extortionate of course
>>218176939fireplaces are carcinogenic
>>218176876Try a day or 2 off the booze, make sure you wash every other day, try and relax to be stress free so not to get any spots. This should reveal your basic skin appearance. I'm also guessing you have a tan from all the sun which obviously isn't great for your skin but not much to be done about that
>>218176956just go out into the forest and gather some logs nigga
>>218176972all forests in england are private property you can't just go and chop down someone else's tree
sometimes the smallest act has the greatest echo, the wings of a butterfly or atomic bombs
>>218176978At least you have a way of heating the place when the SHTF and there’s no leccy
>>218176966i already haven't had a drink since new years eve, from what i understand it takes roughly a month for that kind of alcohol-induced rosacea to fully clear upand no i'm not tanned at all since i don't go outside, used to get bullied for being pale but i'll have the last laugh when everyone else is a leather bag by 40 and i'm not (unless i've drunk myself to death by then)
>>218177002nobody cares nigga
Liverpool shit to watch this season
>>218176989didn't say anything about chopping trees, you can find all sorts of shit just lying around on the ground
>>218176791that stuff is fucking foul
it looms
>>218177062grow up
>>218177075roaringyou're going to be SO upset this time tomorrow
>>218177002dry it out then (have a method)
>>218177084>>218177084>>218177084New
Shagged the brand new gf again last night. Getting less nervous around her but still shit using a condom. She is much fitter than exberg bodywise lads, ugh, need to get her on the pill so I can spaff one up her repeatedly whenever we feel like it
>>218177098early
>>218177012You must have been drinking a lot. A bit of a tan can help hide rosacea though as on pale skin, the red is a higher contrast than on darker skin. Get a little sun lad
>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/10000%2A/country/GB/Yeah this lad definitely has a gf
der hausmeister gedeleten das leafe threaden und ich gekeken
think they're gonna have to amputate your leg hon x
dtfic RAPED
wtf janny
non-early thread >>218173553>>218173553
It's over.
liverpool have done it lads
Nice knowing you
so funny XD
NEW>>218177238>>218177238>>218177238
most insane pic to ever exist
