Baddiedem edish
Love straight women me.
nth for the holodem
Maiso...
One final scrannage before I start my marathon training in earnest this week
>I am here, exactly 300 yards away from the nearest school, which is the closest I can legally get
>Baddiedem>HolodemImagine explaining any of this to your poor mother
Arrest Neto
that was some serious tomfoolery towards the end of that last threadnever let it happen again
>>218180598BASED ENZO
that's Arsenal winning the league then
>>218180581
>>218180581hahah
It's over.
>>218180596>hello mother this is my collection of unremarkable wiggy sluts that i like to post on 4chan every day to a disinterested audience of other men
rorkebug
>>218180569Got a little marathon of my ownHow long can I stay in bed for
>>218180679scromiting
if only there were a board specifically designated for discussion of sports... maybe a sports board? it could even be abbreviated to just /sp/?
are you supposed to clean under the rim of the toilet?
asian proto-e-gf said she could warm me up when I said it was cold outsidereckon I'm in??
>IT'S UP! >IT'S FINALLY FUCKING UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-PbRKf9KU
Villa bros you're our only hope
it's fucking snowing ffsthat's not right.
>>218180742nowt wrong with snow
>>218180725get her e-shagged
my wisdom tooth grew sideways and now my gums hurt :(
*boots up thread
14th for arsenal's league championships
>>218180790KTIM! KTIM!
Big millwall supporter, me ahahahadon't actually watch football, just like their reputation
>>218180814>>218180831these posts belong on /sp/
>>218180841football is british culture, rorkethese posts belong in /brit/
it's so over for me lads
>>218180725what did you reply?
>>218180841you belong in the bin
>>218180852the topic of the board is discussion of international culture, not football.
The body of Charlotte Needham, the 15-year-old Israeli who went missing after the deadly New Year’s Eve bar fire in Crans-Montana, has been identified.May her memory be a blessing
>>218180880Don't see you complaining when people are talking about politicsyou're just having a melty cause you don't like football and can't join in
>>218180841these posts belong on... hold on nevermind they haven't added /boringwhinge/ yet so guess you're alright x
>>218180790bent in wisdom teeth, bent in life
um
>>218180903sent that freak into orbit
>>218180903this post belongs in /cum/which i suggest you fuck off back to before I boot your teeth in
They were completely dominant, but Chelsea kept chipping away.Man City will be so frustrated.
>>218180957>>>/sp/>>>/sp/>>>/sp/You lost?
my delivery code for just eat has been 31 several times in a row
>>218180971Anon, we have done the gay bit in the last thread already.
scote another goal did they?"we" won did we?how riveting
scote
and we go live to the resident toil freaks on their thoughts about the morrow?
They were completely dominant, but Chelsea, owned by Americans, kept chipping away.Man City, owned by Arabs, will be so frustrated.
>scote
10 days until I go speeddating. It's getting close now.
>>218181033Eh it's alright, rock up about 9.38am and do fuck all first day back on about £33 and hour
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Rorke: To be fair I gave Bob Vylan a listen and he's quite good. Should we go to a concert together some time?Leftypol: Errr, I don't really listen to that sort of stuff mate...Leftypol: *makes a knowing face at the 24 year old woman*24 year old woman: Yeah, me neither Rorke. I'm still up for that trip to The National Gallery next weekend though *smiles*Leftypol: *spits his drink out*Rorke: Splendid!
>>218181033i am drunk and very far beyond caring
just spent hundreds on femdomfuck sake lads
Maisie william sex very "awkward"..
>>218181033I do fuck all most days so it's alright I guess
Do Amerifats REALLY
>>218181064You should write plays
>>218181107just don't look at her face
I will buy tickets to the cinema for tomorrow at 8:30pmthat way I'll at least have something to look forward to during toilmy little virgin outing to watch my little virgin film by myself like a smelly virgin
>>218180903dunelm that tired whinger
keep forgetting about posts I want to make, oh my days is this dementia setting in
>>218180957enzo pulled some of that world cup fuckery out of his pocket
am so fat
>>218181073Dry January mate
really need willyberg to grow somehow lads
>>218181107>>218181167This belongs on >>>/tv/
>>218180893khazaria has fallen F
"This post belongs on >>>/board/"-posting looking like an early contender for gimmick of the year
'radox should make a map game for 21st century Could contain all sorts of possible future realities
>>218181261no one's doing it but you mate
Alri /brit/?
>>218181284nocan't believe you'd ask that at a time like this
>>218181261If you're really going for GoTY you're better posting in August
>>218181216same haha6'2 and 88kg but little muscle mass and im a naturally skinny build so that weight is mostly the fat, have even got a little bellyaiming to drop 10kg of fat by the summer, then start thinking about actually lifting and building muscle mass
>>218181274The fire rises x
>>218181298they LOVE bread
would quite like to go to the gym but i'm too skinny
>Lucy Morville, from Burnley, thought most students would be from the north and felt ‘culture shock’ surrounded by southernersHow can she be so retarded
>>218181340glasses sexo
>>218181326
>>218181332mate if i ever saw your skinny freak self step foot in the gym i'd beat you to a pulp
>>218181323Too soon
Well, here we are now. All the lads.
>>218181366haha yeah
Happy new year /brit/.Jesus Christ is real and wants a relationship with You.
>>218181392can't have a relationship with a dead person can you
>>218181340Why do Northerners look like that? Guessing it's diet/nutrition?
>>218181340>How can she be so retardedMost people who go to uni nowadays are.
>>218181392dunno about having relationships with men x
>>218181416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFsnptQEWvM Matthew 19:26 Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
ws leftypol
what does the x stand for
>>218181451just gotta take his word for it though innit
>>218181454miss when newspapers were about tits
>>218181459s
suppose we're posting gore now
>>218180493imagine running them over with your car
mental how fucking fit they are
>>218181454leftypol was the landlord of the corner shop in this story btw
>>218181459UM x
As someone who quit this general for several months. Can someone tell me what I've missed? New captcha, does Spaino still post here?
>>218181340yjn these are those fake ‘northerners’ who speak in rp inexplicably
>>218181459ow ow ouchie owwwwww
>>218181514who?
>>218181478Generation X generation strange
>>218181454Last I checked journalists wrote the stories
>>218181529Yeah spaino still posts And mousenonce has a twitch channel
>>218181459Is that guy okay?
>>218181570yeah they just stitched his wound back together
Feeling... um... ZESTY FODEN!
>>218181501grim
What do we do about the American menace?
any computer games knocking about
>>21818153616 year old girls
https://youtu.be/yFsnptQEWvMBeautiful song from Jesus Christ Superstar, the 1971 rock opera from Andrew Lloyd WebberIt's as simple as asking Lord Jesus for a relationship in prayer lads.
how'd Richard III have better teeth than I do when he lived 550 years agoit's bloody wrong
>>218181454>please buy two newspapers instead of just oneBased. I'd give that employee a raise
>>218181625nah you're defo talking about younger but 16 is the lowest you can get away withwhy does /brit/ have so many nonces now
>>218181624...nh
>>218181652Wasn't munching sugary shite every day now was he
>>218181650>Andrew Lloyd WebberYour best mate.
>>218181533But she's seething London cunts are saying she talks like a dumb poorthener. She's starting northerner only societies up there that are booting Southerners out.>But that doesn’t stop southerners trying to sneak in: “There was one girl, I think she came with her mates, and she was doing a fake scouse accent the whole night. People from that area were there, and one of them clocked it. She was found out and she revealed that she was putting it on.”
>>218181658wtf do you mean "now" spaino is the most notorious and he was here years ago
How do you deal with a landlord who refuses to make repairs?https://files.catbox.moe/3024ny.mp4
>>218181687scousers aren’t northerners. how is being on the border of Wales possibly northern?
>>218181690I took an almost 10 year break from posting on /brit/left in 2016 when we were all still talking about the commie slags and 190cm and thailad and caralad, they're all gone nowdon't remember it being this noncey back then
13
https://youtu.be/8g1dcIDDULQ
>>218181727Are you a spaz
cambridge is northern
>>218181708Love landlords
>>218181625um>>218181658rorke is still crushing on the schoolgirls who smiled at him for letting them copy his schoolwork
put a bunch of outlandish foods on bread and then bake and broil it until most of the nutrients and pro-biotics are destroyed. Genius!
>>218181735behave
4
>>218181780>Eleanor PatrickIrish bitch
Living amongst the "normies".
which was the bigger flop cyberpunk 2077 or starfield?
well that's a woman fingering her own arse and sucking on her finger
>>218181895Didn't cyberpunk turn out ok in the end? Haven't played either so idk
>>218181881
>>218181895seems like starfield has been completely forgotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndZ6B1EaJEsWhat do you think of Jesus Christ? God incarnate
>>218181895starfield, cyberpunk at least had patches to make it better, and a dlc
>>218181687>But she's seething London cunts are saying she talks like a dumb poorthener. She's starting northerner only societies up there that are booting Southerners out.BASEDPompous southern cunts
did anyone watch big poz load last night?
>>218181959
>>218181895Starfield by far. Cyberpunk had a shockingly shit start but recovered into a success story. Starfield started shit and just got worse until total irrelevancy.
is leicestershire norf?
Got you all fucking seething. I've mindbroken you all.
>>218182042Midlands
>>218181895Im outta here!
>>218182042No
>>218182052is there a distinct midlands identity? feels more northern than southern but also feels like there's nothing
>>218181818nigga lookin like duke from tracy beaker
any good books? desperately red to start reading again
>>218182081Probably because youre an idiot (assume paki/southerner) that thinks Leicestershire is in the north
>>218182099The lion the witch and the wardrobe
Yo, you know what I just thought about. I'll tell you. Elder Scrolls VI. That should be pretty time consuming in my 40s.
>>218181895Cyberpunk 2077 had a much worse launch experience and is historically seen as a bigger fiasco initially, but commercially it wasn’t a flop overall — it became a solid success. Starfield did not crash and burn on release but is widely viewed as underperforming relative to its hype and expectations.So if you mean “which one was more of a flop in perception and launch impact?” Cyberpunk 2077 holds that reputation — even though it later became successful. If you mean “which one failed commercially?”, neither fits the classic definition of a flop.
After you die, if you don't have Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour. Hell awaits you.>>218182099Read the BibleYou App on your phone
Toil closed due to snow tomorrow. Having a few cans and playing playstation in celebration. Didn't think the weather was that bad myself but I'm assuming that the buses aren't running or something.
love skinny pale weak British boys x
>>218182112kill yourself
actually I don't think about leicestershire at all
>>218182123umm, I'm chinese
Day 4 in the THC-free House.Anon is sat in the corner, chewing the wallpaper and crying.
>>218181895remember Starfieldlad in 2023?
Is there a single good sci-fi "galaxy quest" game since like Mass Effect 2?They all seem to have limitations. Starfield, Outer Worlds, No Man's Sky.I play a miniature wargame where you roll up a small crew, roll up planets for them to visit and quests and tasks and missions and rivals on that planet, and stuff.
Alright lemme get the fuck outta here
>>218181340Wait till she finds out half the people are black paki or chinese too
Esoteric RuneScapeism
>>218182146Doesn't matter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJDgUoAQC8Y
>>218181895Starfield is widely hated. Cyberpunk was disappointing and had a shit launch but was pretty good
>>218182163Rogue Trader
There are literally no good new games
>>218182163Rogue trader
why is it like this
>>218182256Did the janny mindrape you again?
>>218182232>>218182244Heh. As an actual Warhammer player as a teen, I now actively avoid GW miniatures and products generally
If you are in Christ, your sins are not just hidden; they are gone.God doesn't see your failures; he sees the righteousness of his Son.That is the beauty of the gospel. The message of Jesus Christ.
4 days until my next escort visit, then another one on the Saturday xThink I might calm down a bit after these two
They said E33 was turn based combat it's a lie I'm trapped in another sekiro parryslop game again
>>218181949starfield is getting a 2.0 and a dlc this year>>218182152yh F, I believed the hype too>>218181969>>218182014>>218182112>>218182215it's mad to hear cyberpunk is good now, I remember the buzz being the open world being small and npcs poorly coded. those comparisons that shown cyberpunk npcs were worse than gta3's
>>218182241So play an older game. Just because a game isn't the New Popular Thing That Everybody plays, doesn't mean it's shit.
>>218182316Corfs very based
>>218182256international trolling is so 2018. this is the gay sex board now
>>218182324get ready for every enemy to shield repeatedly too so you're stuck having to constantly parry in 10 minute battles
pooing outta my big bawls
>>218182317fuck off lily
>>218182099Charlie Bigham's Easy Microwaveable Meals Cookbook
Step insideSee the Devil in I
>>218182346It was because they tried to release it on ps2 and sega mega drive
have to go to bullshit group meeting tomorrow and not talk for an hour because I have nothing to say
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186759220/#186759554Roaring
Isn’t there a religion board these freaks can fuck off to
>>218182241>>218182363I find the entire video game industry absolutely maddening. Most games now seem to be the same blend of huge sandbox with crafting mechanics and 4K graphics and what's the fucking point. Or even worse, "remasters" of games released on HD-era consoles.Absolute mongoloids obsessed with graphics and loot crates and streamers and an industry aimed at them I still play Xbox 360 lel. No way even with plenty of cash am I spending £2500 on a graphics card or whatever.
>>218182438he was warned several times the game would be complete shit
>>218182440/his/ needs to be a flag board so we can see who is spamming all the bait
>>218182440what's the matter you godless heathen, afraid you might get saved?
>>218182438poor bastard
>>218180569should've bought aioli instead of onion & garlic dipshould've bought salted tortilla chips instead of onestop crispsshould've bought a pack of prawns instead of 'seafood sticks'should've bought six timmy taylors instead of four wifebeaterngl lad you've fucked the lot
>>218182438Screaming at this, lad was filled with hope bless him
all this face scanning shit is so annoyingbastard government
Sir Todd Howard
Sir Hod Carrier
Rorke and Leftypol arranging to meet in a coffee shop to have a nice and civil conversation about their differences in political beliefsThey meet up and immediately get into a brawl
dare I lads?dare I?
>>218182575looks like shit
>>218182580oh please tell us about your humidor deano
>>218182575Take a trip to Vietnam and buy the same quality shit box for £50.
>>218182316the RT game is actually very good in how similar it is to ME2I was skeptical too so I first played it on gamepass, but it's tedious to replay just for the DLC so I wouldn't recommend finishing it without the DLC if you find you like it (though there's 2 more DLC out this year)
Here's praying you all get saved and experience the wonders that is Christ Jesus.
why do GB news audiences always look so oldwhere's the youth dem
>>218182575looks like a box, an expensive gay gay gay box
I'm going to Barclays Bank to do a major deal. Will I meet a patrick bateman look alike?
Having a panic attack
>>218182633In da club gettin bummed
>>218182633this is rorke's political allymeanwhile leftypol has the entire youth and all women on his side
>>218181818numbers
attention need
>Arsenal are 4/11 to win the leagueLOLLMAO, even
>>218182633they have jobs and lives mate
Really makes you think
>>218182683the women in question:
>>218182633its mostly old people because theyve retired kupo
>>218182346if anything the cyberpunk open world is too bigDLC is set in basically a single street and it's much better for it
>>218182717>>218182702it's sunday though dunno if you noticed
love fat women mefat men toolove fatties me
This one appears to be dying live on air lol
>>218182746ppl work tomozo
>>218182633because it's television
>>218182746>and lives
nice
Just heard a based African man call up a radio show and explain how things were better when Europe ruled Africa and the gay white presenter was trying to argue with him lol.
cracker
>>218181547link
>>218182827leftypol chasing his tail with his one
>>218182818if that's a bio fem i'm drinking a cupif it's a femboy i suck that machine dry
invest in a crowbar
>>218182827he'd have to be 80 to remember that practically
>>218182717Isn't this the girl who used to reply to Trump constantly, before that Jeff guyWonder what happened to her
How does RCS vs MMS messaging work?I've sent someone a text which was previously RCS but now it says it's MMS. Is their phone switched off?
the slow movement of Russia in Ukraine is pathetic. Like come on nigga
>>218182902you've been blocked nigga
>umm you have to prepare to fight russiai dont think i will
stews finally ready xhate that british cuisine gets a bad rap when no other country can creating something comforting as this
just had the most gremlin mealfried chicken pigs n blankets and rice
it fucking snowing like mad
very glad that past me booked next week off work as well
>>218182928Then you will fight unprepared.
https://youtu.be/wQ4lvoFNczc
>>218182990It'll be even more depressing when you get back though.
toils freaks will be going to toil tomorrowit looms it really does loom for thee
I need pussy. I am a virgin
>>218182965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJHxnMbaxM
sir seir starmer
>>218182928Damn straight. We got comfy beds to lay in.
>>218183023
what does ratpedo stream
this is you rn
>>218180581His decision to wear the same red t-shirt and grey hoody in every video cost him dearly. He could have achieved internet superstardom if he just dressed like an adult
group chat niggas when you ask who's free:
to be fair that is me rn
>>218183056it's iconic innit. part of his brand
>>218182944Looks a little thin. How is it otherwise?... I can't think of a culture that doesn't have some kind of stew. I enjoy a large percentage of them.
This is your daily reminder God is real and you must become born again to be saved from Hell.
>>218183072we don't even have a group chat and i doubt you're in one
>>218183044Do you want Lees? Because this is how you get Lees.
>Douglas Hyde, Ireland's president during the second world war, offered condolences to Germany's representative in Dublin over the death of Adolf Hitler.screeching
tel aviv trip 2026 group chat
>>218182944Looks lush lad.I'm guessing I might heat up some chicken tenders and chips with peas for tea myself. It's that or make a bacon, cheese and jalapeno sandwich. Thinking about doing some light exercise beforehand thougheverbeit
>>218183110This is your daily reminder that no fat frost giantess is going to let you crawl inside of her vagina with the express purpose of diving out.You will die in there, and she will absorb your nutrients.
dont look at me you silly boys... x
giz your discord you sexy little tart x
need a girlfriend who lets me treat her like a dog
truth be told, there never was any poo, and i never did any screaming
sandra bullock could get it
>>218183139Some people take the deaths of shitty people hard. I was consoling people over the death of some idiot they'd never met in September. Sometimes it's easier to just say "Sorry about your loss," than "He'd have pissed on your corpse if only he'd lived a little longer."
>>218183159im inill show you the old train station in tel aviv (prostitute district)its like Amsterdam red light district, but with brown sex slaves
glod
end life now sad gun buy
the spicy mayo making me shoot spicy brown mayo
>>218183260If I may be so honest... I did make a poo, but the sounds I made were more disappointed sighs than anything resembling a scream. Too much coffee lads, too much coffee.
leftypol visiting palestine and getting stoned to deathrorke visiting russia and being pressed into military serviceneoliberal bulls visiting israel and having a good time
>>218183248
>>218183023corrrrr peachmilky
>>218183205Think the gfs fanny would actually look like this if she wore that sort of legging shit. She wears jeans though, like a respectable member of society
>>218183314far too fit for words.
leftypol enjoying a muller corner yoghurtrorke tucking into a can of sour cream & chive pringlesradcen eating his own toenails
spambot
Emma Watson has skids in her undies.
>>218183205mad how it's physiologically impossible for women to do any exercise if they don't dress exactly like this
>>218183325ESHUTA?
>>218183248they never "let you"you have to just "do" ityou have to condition them to just accept and normalise the abuseget her addicted to drugs, provide her material shite and strip away her family and friends so she has to completely depend on yout. knower
>strip away her family and friends so she has to completely depend on youjewish rabbit
whenever i see girls in leggings i just automatically assume theyre whoreswould never wife a whore
my ex already let me do that to her tbf but we broke up because i'm "mentally unstable"
>>218183338psh... skids are for wimps and poseurs.ANDY HAS WONDERFUL LOGS, TRULY SPECTACULAR, LOGS NOT SEEN SINCE WORLD WAR TWO!
>>218183375I reckon Ariana Grande probably has skids in her undies too.
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>>218183396the ciiiiiiiiiiiircle of life
>>218183405far from a neurotypical you UTTER BUFFOON
>>218183403She doesn't eat enough to poop
>>218183392If it's at the gym then it's understandable
>>218182921How?
>>218183393now shes with some cuck who she never puts out withsome nice guy who she can walk all over
>>218183422Fair point.
that's not what FONT meansfool
>>218182944Did you learn that from KaysCooking?
>>218183314
you knowi did want to shag you but you're putting me off now by being catty again
>>218183350Don't know what that means x
>>218183396I love raccoons meImagine if we had a load of hyper intelligent dogs running around that can get in bins and stuff with their hands
>>218183445she she still going?remember these from years backlast one i watched was dried spaghetti she oven cooked with some dolmio slopped over the top
>>218183357this is how you sound when you spend an inordinate amount of your life on discord erping with other men who are pretending to be 16 year old girls
give it to me straight
>>218183405times new roman im pretty sure
>>218183506you would know mate
would love some food rn i can't lie
>>218183396conditioning them to get run over
and now we go to the mind of a woman
>>218183574does the boss know she's doing it on purpose
>>218183574no
Had a dream I was going to see The Odyssey and the tickets were 30 dollars and the theater was under an abandoned hotel my family bought and we were living in and then when I got to the theater I couldn't get in and went to go take a piss and some guy took a piss on the back of my jacket and then I tried to chase him down and he was laughing and then I got up and took a piss. Let you guys know more as I remember it.
just looking into my pension lads. getting it sorted you see x
Esoteric Trumpism
it looms
so this is it
>>218183628Not much time for you to sleep is there lad?
>>218183628what are you baker or a postman
>>218183671bit of both, he delivers a baguette to your mum every morning
>>218183671i'm a rent boy
>>218183710>>218183710>>218183710
>>2181836283am? What they got you doing lad?
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