>born in 1999 in my countryare people unc in your country too? are you unc?
being born 1999 was like being assigned unc at birth because it just sounds ancient compared to any 20XX birthdays.
god please i dont want my twink aura fading away T_T
>>218192486I'm old enough to be your literal uncle, fag.
>>218192486im 1998, but people still think I am early 20s
>>218192486I'm 32
>>2181924861997 turbo-unc
I was born on Jan 2nd, 2000. I'm basically an elder to all 2000 kids.
>>218192486'99 is zoomer. you graduated from high school in the heart of clown world.
>1986
>>218193027‘97 zoomer here, Trump announced his campaign mere days after I graduated lmao
>>218193090Nigga you are thirty as fuck what do you even get out of coming here?
>>218193300there's nothing else.
>>218193300what do you get out of coming here
I'm born in 1999 and I'm literally an unc, I have a niece and a nephewI want to become a father too in the next few years
>>218192486im unc
>>21819346097 here and samecan't wait to turn 30 next year
>>218193350parasocial fulfillment with no personal investment
>>218192486I was born in 1992. I make the zoomer subordinates at work listen to my nu-metal playlists
>>218192486fellow 1999 chad>>218193027early zoomers are unc status now. they're out of school and either in the workforce and/or rotting out at this point
>>218192486I was born in December, '89.
96 here. I can't wait for zoomers to age out of their teens and early 20s and realize how fucked they are, it'll be karma for calling us unc. My plan is to enslave the zoomers
>>218192486Born 92, the NEET generation. Everyone of my friends (same age) are neets like me.
>>218192919I'm also 1998 and still get ID checked sometimes when buying alcohol
>>21819453694 is the neet year
>>2181945081996 is zoomer.
>>2181924861999 is young! I can still take my time finding myself before getting a job.
>>218192486I'm born in 2003 and I am verifiably unc
>>218192486You were an 8-year-old when newfags flooded this site, not even close to an ”unc”
>>218195336You were 2 years old when I started posting on 4chan.
>>218192486i was born in 1994, I remember browsing /int/ back in 2013. Niggas here are actually some toddlers born in 2005, I was already in middle school back then lmao
>>218192486>uncI'm going to need a QRD
yeah,born in 1989considering that I haven't kept myself in shape,I do feel like I'm over 50 already
>>218195973And you weren't even born when i got my first job in 1985
>>218194164... what's a banana pie?
I'm a 28-years-young unc and my niece calls me unemployed bum in my country.
>>218195973I’m younger than your 4chan posting history
Born in 2000, lurking since 2015 and posting since 2018. I still sometimes feel like I'm the youngest person here.
>>218194665you should move to sweden, you will get id checked even if you don't shave your beard at age 30 (selling alcohol to a minor is worse than selling your country to jews)
>>218192486I'm a yn born in '99
>>218196506>my niece calls me unemployed bumThat's what her parents call you.Yeah you could probably do better but it doesn't seem like your family is doing you any favours. Cut them off.
>>218197176How did you avoid 4chan for so long?
>>218197700I was satisfied with consuming 4chan memes through other platforms like YouTube, Meme Center etc
>>218192486Im going to be 35 this year.
>>218198096Well surely you have a house, a wife, and two kids, so everything is good
>>218198096>Im going to be 35 this yearSame.. >>218198241Does a femboy-husband count? We got married two years ago.
yes I am a 30+ literal uncle with nephews and niecesis unc some kind of homo slang or something?
>>218198290What's the plan for when the hubby hits 30?
>>218192919wow british zoomers are so swarthy nowadaysyou could probably pass as a continental
>>218198346He's 30 already. And in incredibly stupid good shape. Still has to show ID when buying alcohol. But he could be a beer belly grey old man and I would still love him.
>>218198633Do you enjoy his potent morning breath?
>>218198756The fuck kinda question is that. Are you a bot?
>>218198776Faggots have unique breaths
>>218198290Your asshole tastes like strawberries, your skin tastes like milk and vanilla, your shit tastes like chocolate mousse, your farts smell like Marabou Swiss chocolate, your breath smells strong and full of bacteria, a bit like expensive cheese I want to rip off your socks and bury my face in your moist and tender soles I want to smell your disgusting breath your farts are worth their weight in gold your diaper is leaking I want to shove my hand down your throat and make you puke and bathe in your boyish puke and drink it drink your foul-smelling gay saliva, caress your busty fat body, suck on your juicy pale lumpy gay breasts, kiss you on the forehead and mouth and smell your hair, just want to fuck you sweetie, write a picture of your body
>>218198849>>218198904Please go back to where you came from.
>>218198982Good little sissy
>>218198241I have a good gf but thats it. >owning property>in 2026im eternally priced out of real estate here, its not even funny
Feel bad about urself? Try having kids
>>218198633That's sweet, hope you guys stay happy together
>>218198982Din groteskt runda bögmage dallrar så fint och skapar vågor likt ett vackert hav. I din navel finns skatter och din andedräkt är kino som in i helvete din vidriga andedräkt förintar apornas planet jag älskar dig bögknottret
>>218200594they sniff each other fagmorningbreaths everyday
>>218198982du fiser så sött bögblobben
Yesbox here shall man letter
>>218199398how about savings and a career?
>>218202655
1996too old to be here
>>218192919sex
>>218192486>2002I'm achieving unc status next year
>>218204132Same
1992
>>218198633neeh get a fuck out of her bögen
'94
Damn. I didn’t know there were so many fellow 1999 niggas here. A good amount of early and mid 90s as well. Tbh I can relate to anybody born between 95-02, but older are okay too. Anybody born after 2002 is barely sentient.
Tomorrow I turn 30. Am I an unc now?
>>218206487Bro missed peak Fortnite *skull emoji*
98 Chad here.I wont let later zoomers tell me what to do, In my mind I'm still a 23 year old buck.
>there are people born before 2000 posting here rnHow the fuck u guys still alive? Holy uncs
>>218207454More like why the fuck are you here, this place is for gen X and millennials
>>218206597That's wizard. Unc is legal teens and 20s.
>>218192919I’m 30, turning 31 in a couple months, and I’ve always looked a lot younger than I actually am. Whenever I buy liqor or order alcohol at a bar/restaurant, the cashier always feels the need to see my IS, scan and run it through their system, and play 20 questions with me to verify that I’m 21 (the U.S. is also the most notoriously anal when it comes to carding for alcohol, so this has actually become a huge time waster/problem). Out of curiosity last year I asked the guy at the counter how old he thought I looked and he, no joke, said I looked like I was 17 or 18. fml
I was born in 2005, almost 2006.
>>218207661Zoomer site unc
I constantly cope with the fact that I am 32 by remembering how many women say I look like I am 25 and how much they say my 16 year old cousin looks 30.
>>218208049I remember getting made fun of by Millenials born in mid 80s for being really young, and here you are, someone more than a decade younger than me
>>218206253I think it’s because of how popular this website got after both gamergate and the donald trump campaign. a lot of racy teenagers probably found 4chan during that time and just never left.I too am 1999. I feel like I can relate to anyone born between 1993ish to 2003ish. That just so happens to be the age span of the neighborhood kids I hung out with growing up. I’m with you, anyone younger than might as well all be toddlers, not like it would make any difference. The “Zoomer” cohort always seemed arbitrary to me.
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1991 unc here
>there are people here that weren't even born when 4chan was madeisn't there a tide pod you're supposed to be eating or something?
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