quite stylish edish
Sir Poo Burglar
Free the mandem
might decide to start saying "that tracks" for no reason rather than something more natural like "that makes sense"
354 days to Christmas lads.
some gay bugger touched me up on the tubeproper spooked me feel disgusting and dirty
when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
right so I’m late then
not well today lads
bleedin 7 hour thread that
>>218193892get the inspection booked immediately
>>218193911not a bad thing. means the schizo jfs have fucked off
i can cast a basic fire spell to keep us warm but my mana won't last forever
>>218193914Had it on that for like 2000 miles
>>218193943i was also busy gooning the entire time tbf
my ice scraper just snapped in half fuck sake
>>218193892clean that steering wheel
>>218194000why don’t u
>>218194000
doing farts that sound like small arms fire
>>218193994ah just fuck it off lad. get yourself a nice cup of tea and get back in bed.
Started sprinkling a little bit of sugar on my toast and butter.Very French isn’t it
>>218194039never heard of it
Sir Ice Scraper
just ran into the bank of england and shouted "fuck the pound"
toilberg
Wearing fishnet briefs
Toiling for the first time in 2 weeks and want to die
what jobs do top shaggers have
>>218193892Got enough time to blogpost on /brit/ though haven't you
>>218194031lol I wish only just got the ice off now been using my hands gonna be late but I’m sure he’ll understand
shitting nora
Sir Marco Antonio Rubio, Viceroy of Venezuela
>>218194147anything to do with sales
>>218194146Just take it easy, everyone else will beNo one expects anyone to do a proper job of work for the first few days of Jan
>>218194188i thought you killed yourself
>>218194000>>218194017Unironically where is mark? This is getting ridiculous
>>218194147professional shagging, surely
>>218194065I didn’t say it was French I just mean the concept is very French
>>218194183don't see the appeal of muscular fit women at all, I prefer mine soft and jiggly
>>218194039hmm not sure about thatlove to sprinkle flakey salt on mine though
>>218194147Anything in finance
>>218194202don't think the French are known for just chucking sugar on things
Commiemong, whatever happened there...
>>218194197im black, its not something we do
>>218194215The cuck pod
>>218194215timmy loving this concept
been mixing my protein shake for the past 10 minutes with a fork because my electric thing has broke and I don’t want it to be lumpy
today's plan:meet the backup toilfu in town to sell her a spliff do a bit of shoppinggo home, cook a chicken and gnocci bake for the potluckprobably squeeze a poo in there somewhere too
>>218194217reckon if the fall of Assad hadn't flipped him to national socialism, the Venezuela situation would have driven him to suicide
>>218194232birlliant story mate
>>218194222>>218194229remember when you spent all of christmas day posting about black men on 4chan lmao
>>218194232Just use a shaker bottle
toilberg texted this morning to tell me not to bother coming in because it's snowinggetting paid to direpost in bed hehe
not a fucking scrap of snow where I am, absolutely fuming
>>218194247Thanks pal>>218194266I don’t have any bottles in my house
glod
>>218194282just keeps pouring down here
leftypol doing kwanza next year
>>218194265psc
>>218194305I could bum you by those trees if you want
going to take all of my determination and willpower to get out of bed
>>218194331Thought you killed yourself
leftypol picking up a double shift at the protest factory
>>218194321bit too cold for that innit, -7c currently
>>218194282it's all fun and games until you actually have to leave the house for any reason. then you have to contend with compacted ice on ungritted roads and pavements.
looks like it will be back up to 10 degrees by thursday
back to pissing toil on wednesday
>>218194359it not rightwe never get a proper winter any more
>>218194371GobL Warm
>>218194367those tulips aren't going to plant themselves
beginning to regret telling people at work that I had a larger than average dick
Stepdad is coming over after he finishes work to talk to me about my “situation” apparently
>>218194419Work at a male brothel, do you?
*monitors this thread*
off to gym
>>218194430
>>218194430he’s going to give you a seeing to
>>218194433nh
>>218194430Rorke's stepdaLeftypol's wife's sonthe jokes write themselves
panthers made the playoffs with a losing record
>>218194497kick the ball again, did they?
>>218194497More of a Pats guy myself
>>218194513think they mostly throw it actually
why do trannyites invade literally every hobby space with their trannyismdisgusting creatures
>>218194527they're narcissists every single one
i'm a high value male
>>218194265
>>218194550more like high value scale you fat cunt
Caved and fapped twice this year already
want to go do gymtoil but i'm extremely snotty and keep coughing so not sure if people will think i'm a cunt for bringing that to the gym
>>218194581Would you be annoyed if you saw someone in there coughing and sneezing all over the equipment?
>>218194581What gym do you go to
>>218194581pretty sure most of the equipment is already covered in bacteria anyway
If you had to get rid of one forever which one would it be?
>>218194419Under what context would this even come up
>>218194596yes, very. pretty sure that's how i got ill in the first place.
>>218194598doxxable info prefer not to say
need to take my mind off the girl at toil I've fallen hopelessly in love with, might go for a wintry incelwalk
>>218194598gay gym for gays
>>218194616girl asked if my balls were larger than average, I said no but my dick is
>>218194629Didn’t ask for the location I meant like the brand like puregym for example
>>218194648prepare to be contacted by hr lad
>>218194615spotted dick, it's pretty bland and I haven't had it since school
>>218194660my work environment is extremely relaxed and informal, nobody gets offended by a harmless dick comment
>>218194648And now all the women in the office can't keep their hands off of you?Oh do grow up rorke with your bizarre little fantasies
>-4 outside>pulled something in my neck so i can't move without pain>guy who has been off work for 2 weeks and I have been covering for has called in sick so im still doing his job>0 pussyYeah not a good day for me lads x
>>218194655doxxable info
>>218194678no one greentexts anymore unc
>>218194678theres at least one pussy because it made this post
City of London Digital Equity and Access Scheme
>>218194695^^^
will just go for a bike ride then instead of gymtoil. keep the germs out in the open.
>>218194678>guy who has been off work for 2 weeks and I have been covering for has called in sick"haha, suckers"
>>218194744careful of the ice mate
>>218194720morning Ziedy mate. How's the missus? You both working from home today because of the weather?
I thought the belgcunt said he was packing in the racebait for mental health reasons
>>218194778he relapsednun he cud do xhe just loves the cronem
>>218194778wouldnt know, i filtered him eons ago. im not retarded you see
>>218194778he can not and will not stop thinking about black willies lad they are his one passion in life
>>218194800so did I, but I'm occasionally reminded of his existence by other anons complaining about him
if you watch uncensored JAV sometimes their fannies look a bit grim to be honest
>>218194800Based
>>218194823Minge is general is pretty manky Not gay but the penis is objectively a more aesthetic organ
breakfast time at the gherkin soon
>>218194823it just doesn't work, the technology isn't there yet and likely never will bealso it's bullshit that it's labelled as uncensored, that would imply it's the raw footage before pixellation
Ruben Amorim SACKED
has someone done a life check on leftypol?
>>218194846>Not gay butthings gaylords say
ummm
>>218194854mmhmm common neoliberal W
>>218194846true
>>218194870err
>>218194854>it's realFucks sake
>>218194851>that would imply it's the raw footage before pixellationis that not what it is? dont watch JAV
>>218194823get off the porn lad. had a lovely imagination wank last night me
>>218194883
fuck i am so bored its insane
>>218194870didn't know arabic countries had a thriving anime industry
>>218194823only watch JAV with white women in it, something about a little chinky fella shagging a woman that's bigger than him stirs something in me
>>218194854screaming they spent a year buying players for his shit system now they'll bring in someone with a different system and have to start all over again
>>218194884no, it's the pixellated footage ran through some sort of AI tool that tries to remove the censoring with very mixed resultsgenuine uncensored JAV does exist in the wild but it's rare af
catberg likes to sit on my desk while i wfh so got him a little bed for christmas to put there. currently having his first sleep in it. very well received present.
catburgh ist on ein mad one
>>218194963post pic or fuck off
Emma Watson did a cooter pooter
remember when that guy put on that willy wonka experience thing and it was all done using AI and it was shit hahah good times x
rorke sipping a hot mug with both hands and going mmmmm
just bum me up the arse then why don't you
oh great she's having her eyebrows done at 2 so I'm going to have to rethink my entire afternoon plan
>>218194963'bergs are usually the type to choose a box over the £100 bed you bought them, you've got a keeper there lad
any wfh toilman in?not even 3 hours into the first day back at toil and I already want to end it allwould die if I actually had to go somewhere for toil instead of being fully remote, even rolling out of bed at 9am is a lot for me
might start looksmaxing in 2026
>>218194860I'm just viewing things objectively
>>218195030going in to toil keeps home and toil separate. You go to toil, do your time, then return home to your cosy snug hovel where you can forget all about toil and everyone therewith WFH it all bleeds together and you can no longer enjoy being at home
Trump is just gonna big dick all of Latin America and Europe, and Soyropeans will do nothing
I bet Emma Watson has poo stains in her knickers.
>>218194971rude
>>218195059this is why I could never wfh, you absolutely need that disconnect between work life and home life
Getting old lads. First posted here in 2014. Now have a house and got engaged recently.The older I get the more I yearn for the neet life. I could be a huge wasteman and sack it all off, but then I’d lose the love of my life and after another 5-10 years I’d just be a sad old man too old to have kids and settle down. Still pretty sad knowing there’s only less fun and more responsibilities ahead of me.
>>218195084lovely kitter that
>>218195084What u doing on the computer
>>218195108work
>>218195100>he fell for the marriage memeoh no no no no no
>>218195084thumbnail looks sort of like a sperm whale plush toy
hate winter because i hate paying for the bloody heating
>have a houseNo you don’t>got engaged recentlyNo you didn’t
remember that coomer who killed his family because they tried to stop him giving all their money to some camgirl?
>>218195110Yeah what
>>218195059>>218195088the key to fixing this is to have a dedicated area where you wfh that you never enter in otherwise, like a home office or whateverfor me the pros outweigh the cons. I am terrible when it comes to getting up in the morning and at my old toil I had a 1hr 45min commute each way so going into the office would leave me knackered.now I can roll out of bed at 9am, take breaks when I feel like it, post on /brit/, chill with catberg, etc.
>>218195059>>218195088Get a separate laptop to work in and a separate room to work in. I can now close my work laptop and be in home mode, used to need to leave that room but you get used to creating that disconnect in your mind. Maybe when I was younger and more career hungry I found it hard to switch off, but even pre-COVID when I was an officedrone I just got home and kept working.
been saying I didn't get snow all morning and then I finally opened the curtains to see I actually did get snow aha what am I like x
>>218195140It wasn't mentioned in the video but I suspect he was a stuimulant user. That sort of advanced gooning is associated with drug abuse.
advanced gooning
I bought my cats a cat tower with a bunch of little rooms and platforms for them to doss about on and none of them use it.They were more interested in it while I was putting it together than they were once it was done.That's alright though
>>218195149wanking work
>happy new year hope you had a good break! can you do xyz hate the fake niceties at toil
just wanked my arse
>>218195149complicated and classified
gonna vomit, drank too much
>>218195195Dickhead
>Ten people have been found guilty of cyber-bullying Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, by a Paris court France won't get the bullying they deserve over this.
that's the peak of human hedonism right there, gooning to an infinite source of hardcore pornography while off your nut on chemicals
>>218195084>catberg gets to sleep all day while you slave over a spreadsheetHe's done you
>>218195174as someone who used to abuse my ADHD meds and have 12-hour goon sessions i could definitely see that
someone on grindr offered me 202 quid to suck his willy i would probably get aids or robbed or something right
>>218195207we have you next door
>>218195193my boss said "happy new year anon!" in this forced cheerful way and I just went "yeah"
>>218195207/fr/ is slagging us off over this
>>218195074*monitors your post*
>>218195228Liar
>>218195207Mental how boomers and gen x have made cyber bullying a crime, what happened to just logging off fucking hell
>>218195084looks a lot like my 'berg>>218195186classic 'berg behaviour that>>218195193kek just had this at my morning regroup meeting
>>218195207>false transgender claims and "malicious” age gap remarks In France it's illegal to call people old
>>218195207modern day marie antoinette innit
>>218195246why would i lie about that anonymously
>>218195283for attention
Saying public figure Brigitte Macron is old and looks like a man will get you 20 years in French prison
wait do you guys really have jobs :/
more like Frigid Spackron
my life is like an ugly bastard porn manga but I don't get to shag anyone and I'm just an ugly bastard for free
Had a satisfying wank, very good finish. I’ve found the secret to a good wank is to skip a day or two. Builds up the libido and stamina and lets your willard recover from the battering you’ve given it.
/brit/ is really just a bunch of 27 year old zoomers arguing with 30 year old millennials
>>218195295they're not going to prison
>>218195297yeah xI have the week off though hence why I'm shitposting on a week day
oh fuck, it's looming
>>218195294is it really that seriously hard to believe are you telling me i should do it
is she actually a tranny though
liz hurley attended a new years eve party wearing nothing but a bikini but she put a gun in the crotch to pretend it was summat to do with james bond cannae believe she's 60hubba hubba if you catch my drift
>>218195330can't ask that mate*hauls you off to the guillotine*
HARRY DID YA PUT YER WILLY IN THE GOBLIN OF FIRE
>>218195330I believe she had to have her genitals inspected (privately) for the trial Then the docteur said she was a woman with a fanny
>>218195335me on the right
why are asian women like this
>nonce up your 15 year old student>groom him until he marries you>he becomes president of frsnce >arrest and lock up people who point out that you’re a creepy nonce groomer
>>218195335@grok put her in a classy dress with a fur coat and some 2026 glasses
>>218195355she want that old niggas scrilla
>>218195348wasn't putting herself through this publicly multitudes more humiliating than just seeing some hurtful comments online that you could just click off
>>218195297part time is the way to go lad. Full time only really makes sense if you're a normie with a wife and family and all that. Like i'm not working 8-5 mon-fri for 50 years to come home to an empty house every night, I'm just not doing thatpart time you do a few hours a week, spend most of your time chilling out
>>218195369Yeah I'd have said soAlso it lends a certain legitimacy to the claims because people have that 'there's no smoke without fire' mentality
>>218195355In lots of Asian cultures marriage as a transaction rather than for love is far more acceptable, basically there’s a lot less shame in marrying some old dude for his money
>>218195376mummy and daddy wont live forever im afraid
>>218195406true enoughjust as well I live by myself and pay my own way
why is he mocking her
my gums hurt so fucking bad
>>218195369Either a power thing or just a massive fucking spastic, that or her poop boy doing a white knight
>>218195425so regardless of your working arrangement, you already have the empty house.
isn't it extraordinary that we can literally see richard III, a man who lived half a millenium ago?like this is him the most powerful man in England at one point not a portrait or a coin or a tapestrya genuine photograph
Just sold £20,000 of assets which will be immediately reinvested into an ISA so as to avoid future capital gains taxWhy didn't I just initially invest it in an ISA you ask? Because I'm a mong that's why
>>218195430wouldn't be surprised if she has issues getting pregnant since she must be past menopause by now
I wonder if Emma Watson leaves streaks in the toilet bowl.
No power and no heating at the office An inauspicious start to 2026
i personally no longer recognise “0” as a proper number, and anyone who claims it to be should immediately be disregarded
>inauspicious
>>218195459Battyman fi dead
>>218195467
>>2181954720 people asked
>>218195459That’s his skeleton thoughbeit.
Worked by myself and lived alone for a few years, reckon some people just aren’t suited to it because I very quickly just became a raging alcoholic and druggy but it was made worse because I was able to hold down a decent job so people thought I was doing well
ah god carl shilling for trumps interventionism in other count so fucking based x
>>218195449correct however the key is the difference in free time and specifically what it would take for me to sacrifice that free timein principle I would be willing to work full time if my sacrifice meant being a husband to a wife and family. But as I am single and intend to remain single for life, it doesn't make sense for me to give up the majority of the day, for the majority of the week, all in service of... nothing
I've heard that in offices, toilcunts get FREE coffee/tea ALL dayand they still have the nerve to whine
>>218195482you dickhead
>>218195499blog on
>>218195459bog bodies are much more impressivewe can literally see the facial features of the tollund man, who lived 2,500 years ago
>>218195140>In 2025, it was revealed Amato had been exchanging romantic and sexual text messages through a smuggled phone with Victoria Goodwin, the wife of Ghost Adventures star Aaron Goodwin, who had disclosed her plans to Amato to hire a hitman to murder her husband, Amato contacted a hitman and Victoria paid the hitman, the hitman never ended up doing it for unknown reasons and Victoria was arrested and charged for the plot. No charges against Amato were reported.what the fucking hell
>>218195507Not in the public sector you have to bring your own coffee
tried watching this but got sickened of his smug face. why do they always look like this \https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wuqy9hMJNE
>>218195499this was me except I was in a house share but didn't really get along with the other peoplewas just alone all the time in my room, quickly became a stoner and then moved onto other drugs, and when I ran out of weed I became an alcoholicclear sign things were missing in my life
>surname: Amatowonder if there were any Toms in the family. Sir Tom Amato, heh
>>218195547I work in the public sector and we get one (1) free coffee every Wednesday
>>218195538>died 300 years before Caesar was bornmadness
>>218195571there's no such thing as a tomamato
>>218195553Whos face piers or the ytbers
>>218195538love bog bodies
>>218195577THIS is where my taxes are going? Shall be loobying govberg to deny you your wednesday coffeeAdded to the new years resolutions
>>218195585both, all parties involved
>>218195538>the tollund manLooks the spit of rorke
they call me long dick
>>218195577Lucky BASTARD oh I'm FUMING
>>218195580>>218195586alri
just been graped by a pdf file so now i'm going to unalive myself
>>218195553What gets me is that these people don't really believe anything. The whole schtick, spiel, grift is in service of views, ad revenue, salaries, money, status, power. To that end these people will adopt the role of the outraged tells-it-as-he-sees-it anti-woke whatever but you really get down to it they simply do not care about any of this shite. It's not ideological for them, not a principled position, it's just them reading which way the wind blows and going along with it for money.
mental how fit they are
>>218195547i steal people's milk idc
>>218195577fuck off hope toilberg pays out his own pocket and not from public funds
>>218195639and who is "they"
>>218195584we'd need to consult the family tree to say for sure
>>218195634>>218195639reckon these posts are related
>>218195580>>218195586you can still see his beard stubbleabsolutely madwish time travel is real so I could see what this time was like
>>218195657I'd do a Grok edit of Maduro drinking a JOCKO FUEL on the plane if had twitter but I don't.someone do it for me
>>218195649fit trannies
going on 3pm walks again
>>218195681I'd rape you
>>218195707can you rape me instead
find it weird how those shooters at bondi had that ISIS flag in their car. like hello? 2015 called, they want their terrorist organisation back
>>218195580>>218195586mad that he's black and rorke claims europe's always been white
>>218195506Why do you intend to remain single for life?
>>218195742forgot about that alreadymass shootings don't hit like they used to
2007 virginia technow that was a shooting
going to load up the "europa universalis 4" >>218195691something seriously wrong with your sex life
i want to do something
>>218195815The cognitive dissonance of this post is astounding
*puts little Xs in the bottom of the brussel sprouts*
>>218195747
>>218195835can you teach me how to speak your beautiful language mon frereaujourd'hi je vais picardie, j'aime appendre le francais,mais,sadly i am stupid
>>218195783V tech just kicked in, yo
might have a wank using bovril as lube
still got my christmas tree up aha
Gary Eats spotted outside Old Trafford
oh god we ALL need to see Employed Woman's tits
seen some of those blackhead pore strips in the supermarket, might give them ago as I have a lot of blackheads on my nose like A LOTcost 8 quid though quite a bit and then you just know even if it does work the holes will fill right back up with oil
>>218195783In terms of sheer brutality, I think uvalde was the worst. The aftermath was so bad that some of the police officers on scene had to leave the school to throw up cause of what they'd seen.
frigid out
in bed farting
>>218195865...why? It's like asking how to eat shit
>>218195926Need to wash ur face more mate
bog body is short for bogdanov body
>>218195970get any snow?
watching a youtube video with a 6-7 comment from 9 months ago
>>218195926not good for your skin lad, you wanna put salicylic acid on them if you want to minimise their appearance (you literally can't get rid of them, if you rip the stuff out of them the pores get bigger making them look worse x)
>>218194661posh school wanker
89 lol
>>218196008are you homosexual.
ew hasn't uploaded in 2 months lads
lads walking about with nostrils all over their nose from excessive pore strip usage you hate to see it
>>218196001just a thin layer of permafrost
Me? Only rinse my face. No boils, no black heads. The way God intended.
>not good for your skin lad, you wanna give yourself literal chemical burns
>>218196044maybe...I DON'T KNOW OKAY>>218196070oh give over
Just ate a fookin huge portion of cottage pie
>>218196059live in the arctic do you?
>>218196069I eat carnivore diet and have perfect skin; I also get psioriasis on my dick when I don't eat this way
There is an idea of a Japmong Some kind of abstraction.
>>218196059sounds like me ahah
>>218196041yes I did in fact go to a posh school and I will not apologise for it
anally administered gay sex
>>218196135you already did
Didn’t go to a posh school but somehow almost all my mates did, one even went to Eton. Properly normal people though, made me realise people who act posh are basically just all weirdos playing a bit
>>218195939Probably out of guilt because they were cowards
>>218196184>>218196184
Employed Woman oiled up bumhole
Bet your school was so povvo it wasn't even investigated in a royal commission
>>218196209dont even know what that is
