Why don't you guys sit down to pee like we do in germany?
>>218205420I pee sat down yes. I am a lazy person(flag checks out), i much rather sit down, release all the pee in a calm way.Peeing stand up is uncomfortable, and the underwear always gets the last drops, because you rush it
>>218205420i stand while i pee, god gave me this power, why not use it?
Haha du bist ein sitzpinkler
>>218205420If I'm in my own house or just want to waste time at work I pee sitting down. I don't get why people think it's effeminate, if anything it's easier to get laid on the toilet I could just get hard and have you straddle it easy.
Foreskinbros, anyone else putting tiny pieces of toilet paper into the old dickeridoo post pee? Just hate dripping, simple as.
>>218205420when I take a shit I pee also, because it always happens simultaneously in my case.when I want only to pee then I stand.
>>218206087Germans do the opposite in Germany. They piss sitting and shit standing.Afterwards, the shit has to be carefully inspected and they have a special word for that. Das Poopenfartenkontrollenung. I bet you didn't know that. Well I don't bet because they don't do that in Germany, it's a figure of speech.
>>218206336god damn i hate them
>>218205420I don't want to pull my pants down and have to sit down and get up just to piss
>>218206441fatass it shouldn't be that hard to pull your pants down, if anything it takes me more effort to unzip and grab my huge hog through my undies than to just unbuckle and pull
>>218206336what a bunch bullshit, obviously it comes from a butthurt pole.
>>218206634It's just unnecessary effort to pull my pants down to sit, since I'm going to be pissing just a second anyway
i pee sitting down
>>218205507this. I also have to clean my bathroom significantly less often and don't piss everywhere when I take a piss in the middle of the night (yes I'm that old).
>>218206702You pee for just a few seconds? A healthy stream is at least half a minute.
>>2182069008-22 seems about right for me, I'm not going to open my belt, pull my pants down, sit down, piss, get up, put on my pants, put on my belt for that. Just not worth the effort for me
I do, I think it's more natural.
At home -> sittingOut my home -> standing
I used to but I noticed that after when I stand up, theres pee left over. This doesn't happen when I stand all the way
>>218205420>aah yes goy you have to pee standing up so you can go back to work faster
>>218205420This is unironically true, i don't get why they do it
>>218206853Enlarged prostate?
>>218210615Get out turk
>>218205420I am pro indeterminism while peeing
>not pissing in the sinkjust let it run for a while to flush the sink trap
>>218205420I don't know if I ever peed sitting, at least intentionally. Although I used to drink a lot, so I might have done it when I woke up still drunk after party.
>>218206031hell nah i keep it wet
>>218205420i pee sitting because it's silentthe loud noise that occurs when my massive member unleashes a torrent of liquid directly onto toilet water is kind of embarassingi wish i had a small dick
>>218205420This can't be true, aren't Germans supposed to be efficient? Sitting down is a waste of time.
>>218205420I am pro indeterminated peeing.
>>218214140The higher it falls the louder it is "big benis"
>>218205420It's a psyop, I've never heard of it and suddenly there was a poll that said like 99% of men pee while sitting down. Never known anyone who do that if it isn't the pee poo combo.
>>218205507>>218206853What do you do when you have morning wood? I can't pee sitting down in the morning because my erect dick hits the wall of the toilet and that's disgusting
